1 00:00:13,347 --> 00:00:15,557 (Theme music playing) 2 00:02:10,005 --> 00:02:12,382 (Light snoring) 3 00:02:38,033 --> 00:02:40,619 (Rap music playing on radio) 4 00:03:07,145 --> 00:03:09,439 (Distant rap music playing) 5 00:03:12,776 --> 00:03:14,695 What's that? 6 00:03:14,861 --> 00:03:17,322 I got a mysterious package... 7 00:03:17,489 --> 00:03:20,409 Postmarked Las Vegas. 8 00:03:21,451 --> 00:03:23,453 Oh, "baume & mercier." 9 00:03:26,957 --> 00:03:28,291 Oh, my god. 10 00:03:28,750 --> 00:03:30,669 This is so beautiful. 11 00:03:30,836 --> 00:03:32,963 I had it engraved. 12 00:03:33,839 --> 00:03:35,090 Here. 13 00:03:38,343 --> 00:03:40,303 "You are my life. Love, t." 14 00:03:41,138 --> 00:03:44,057 - They couldn't fit "Tony." - I believe that. 15 00:03:45,142 --> 00:03:46,810 Thank you. 16 00:03:48,019 --> 00:03:49,980 But I don't know what it's for. 17 00:03:50,147 --> 00:03:53,817 We”, like I said, I was sorry I had to go out to Vegas when I did. 18 00:03:54,693 --> 00:03:58,822 Once you explained you had to take care of Christopher's business interests... 19 00:04:00,574 --> 00:04:03,994 God knows Kelli'll need the money. 20 00:04:04,161 --> 00:04:05,704 The baby. 21 00:04:20,802 --> 00:04:22,428 (Horn honks) 22 00:04:22,429 --> 00:04:26,016 All I'm talking about, delay, right? Just take care of that, all right? 23 00:04:26,183 --> 00:04:27,184 Bobby? 24 00:04:28,018 --> 00:04:29,561 John Stefano. 25 00:04:29,728 --> 00:04:31,354 You touching asbestos? 26 00:04:31,521 --> 00:04:33,064 No, I don't work with that shit. 27 00:04:33,940 --> 00:04:35,525 It's okay. 28 00:04:36,318 --> 00:04:38,195 Shame about Chris moltisanti. 29 00:04:40,322 --> 00:04:41,990 Where'd you get these bozos? 30 00:04:43,158 --> 00:04:45,494 Ecuadorians. Bunch of them polacks. 31 00:04:45,660 --> 00:04:47,662 How come they ain't wearing their space suits? 32 00:04:47,829 --> 00:04:48,872 That's a union rule. 33 00:04:49,039 --> 00:04:51,583 If I couldn't run this job without that fucking contract... 34 00:04:51,750 --> 00:04:54,544 Ain't none of us gonna make any real scratch. 35 00:04:56,046 --> 00:04:57,714 You don't got an envelope? 36 00:05:00,050 --> 00:05:02,886 You must have seen fights before. 37 00:05:03,053 --> 00:05:05,806 Your friends beating up the African kid... 38 00:05:05,972 --> 00:05:08,350 Why do you think that's been impossible to shake? 39 00:05:08,975 --> 00:05:11,436 They had my back after all the shit with blanca. 40 00:05:11,603 --> 00:05:13,897 You know, they care about me. 41 00:05:14,481 --> 00:05:16,733 Did you try to stop the beating? 42 00:05:16,900 --> 00:05:19,444 I'm one individual. What could I do? 43 00:05:26,785 --> 00:05:30,247 I know kids on Lexapro who say it's great... 44 00:05:30,413 --> 00:05:32,791 And I still feel like shit. 45 00:05:33,166 --> 00:05:35,418 I mean, why can't I catch a fucking break? 46 00:05:36,419 --> 00:05:38,463 Your classes, how are you enjoying those? 47 00:05:40,006 --> 00:05:43,885 English is boring. And the other one's kind of interesting... 48 00:05:44,052 --> 00:05:46,930 But it's pretty depressing. 49 00:05:47,097 --> 00:05:48,974 The Israeli-palestinian conflict? 50 00:05:49,140 --> 00:05:52,269 People blowing each other up because their god says... 51 00:05:52,435 --> 00:05:56,106 They're allowed to live in a certain patch of fucking sand. 52 00:05:56,273 --> 00:05:59,109 Yeah, and other people's gods say they're supposed to live there. 53 00:05:59,901 --> 00:06:01,945 Maybe I shouldn't have taken it. 54 00:06:02,112 --> 00:06:04,072 You seem to be taking it all personally. 55 00:06:04,948 --> 00:06:07,784 These mujahideen assholes, like in Indonesia... 56 00:06:07,951 --> 00:06:10,370 And they, like, wanna kill everybody. 57 00:06:11,121 --> 00:06:14,291 Have you considered writing about your experience... 58 00:06:14,457 --> 00:06:15,750 With the Somali boy? 59 00:06:16,126 --> 00:06:19,921 - A short story, perhaps? - Why would I do that? 60 00:06:20,088 --> 00:06:22,257 It might help clarify your feelings. 61 00:06:24,050 --> 00:06:26,595 I was watching CNN... 62 00:06:27,345 --> 00:06:31,766 This story about these kids in some Iraqi hospital... 63 00:06:31,933 --> 00:06:35,812 How the burn unit doesn't have the right medicine or something. 64 00:06:36,104 --> 00:06:39,983 Then they show this story about some mall in Minnesota... 65 00:06:40,150 --> 00:06:42,360 And these gigantic fat people... 66 00:06:42,527 --> 00:06:46,031 Buying stuff and eating all this shit. 67 00:06:47,616 --> 00:06:49,492 You know, it's like my parents. 68 00:06:49,659 --> 00:06:52,162 I mean, you should see our house. 69 00:06:52,329 --> 00:06:56,291 I mean, the stupid coffeemaker they got, media room. 70 00:06:58,043 --> 00:06:59,336 Then there's blanca... 71 00:06:59,502 --> 00:07:01,671 And her kid hardly talks. 72 00:07:01,838 --> 00:07:05,258 She can't afford to send him to a decent school. 73 00:07:06,009 --> 00:07:08,511 You think your feelings about blanca... 74 00:07:08,678 --> 00:07:11,890 In any way relate to this African boy? 75 00:07:12,182 --> 00:07:14,309 She's not black. 76 00:07:16,269 --> 00:07:18,396 I mean... 77 00:07:18,563 --> 00:07:20,690 She's pretty tan. 78 00:07:23,610 --> 00:07:25,820 ( Classic rock playing ) 79 00:07:28,198 --> 00:07:29,866 - There he is. - Hey. 80 00:07:30,033 --> 00:07:31,660 - Hey. - Welcome back. 81 00:07:31,826 --> 00:07:32,869 Welcome back, ton. 82 00:07:34,204 --> 00:07:36,706 - Good to see you again. - How was your trip? 83 00:07:36,957 --> 00:07:40,543 - Great. Had a fucking blast. - Yeah? 84 00:07:41,586 --> 00:07:45,048 - Business too. Christopher's shit. - Yeah. 85 00:07:45,215 --> 00:07:47,884 Some fucking guys out there owed him money. 86 00:07:51,179 --> 00:07:53,890 Little carmine took it on the cleaver set. We had it framed. 87 00:07:56,768 --> 00:07:58,687 Talk about a trip. 88 00:07:58,853 --> 00:08:01,898 I met this girl, fucking beautiful. 89 00:08:02,065 --> 00:08:03,566 Oh, yeah? 90 00:08:03,900 --> 00:08:05,902 - Boys. - Hey. 91 00:08:07,696 --> 00:08:09,572 - We did peyote. - Come on. 92 00:08:09,739 --> 00:08:11,574 - Really? - Bobby did mushrooms once. 93 00:08:11,741 --> 00:08:14,536 Stuffed mushrooms, a whole fucking platter. 94 00:08:14,703 --> 00:08:16,496 - (All laugh ) - Fuck you, huh? 95 00:08:17,831 --> 00:08:21,459 Anyway, that's... That's some nutty shit... 96 00:08:22,502 --> 00:08:24,421 The desert... 97 00:08:25,046 --> 00:08:26,631 The light. 98 00:08:26,798 --> 00:08:29,592 I did x once. That fucking was incredible. 99 00:08:31,469 --> 00:08:34,097 Oh, yeah, yeah, you kidding? Off the fucking charts. 100 00:08:34,264 --> 00:08:36,266 - You wouldn't believe it. - Really? 101 00:08:36,474 --> 00:08:38,351 And the sun... 102 00:08:39,602 --> 00:08:41,479 Came up... 103 00:08:44,566 --> 00:08:46,276 Oh, yeah? 104 00:08:52,615 --> 00:08:54,409 We saw Stefano. 105 00:08:54,576 --> 00:08:56,453 He didn't have an envelope. 106 00:08:58,747 --> 00:09:01,207 Any movement on that? 107 00:09:01,374 --> 00:09:03,626 We should probably see Phil. 108 00:09:03,793 --> 00:09:06,671 I got dosed with acid once, backin'68. 109 00:09:07,130 --> 00:09:09,215 I was with your dad and them at the copa. 110 00:09:09,382 --> 00:09:12,135 Fucking b.O.A.C stewardess put it in my drink. 111 00:09:12,844 --> 00:09:15,013 Jerry vale started singing and I look over... 112 00:09:15,180 --> 00:09:17,974 Your uncle jun's got laser beams shooting out of his eyes. 113 00:09:20,268 --> 00:09:22,979 I used to love that house, but now... 114 00:09:23,146 --> 00:09:26,816 It's so big, especially at night. 115 00:09:26,983 --> 00:09:30,487 You're afraid, you know, all you gotta do is call. Right? 116 00:09:30,653 --> 00:09:32,113 Two minutes, I'll be over. 117 00:09:32,489 --> 00:09:34,282 I know. Thank you. 118 00:09:34,449 --> 00:09:36,451 You've been so great. Both of you. 119 00:09:37,077 --> 00:09:39,496 Well, Meadow had another mystery date. 120 00:09:39,871 --> 00:09:41,915 That sounds exciting. 121 00:09:50,131 --> 00:09:52,842 What are you doing? Sit. 122 00:09:53,176 --> 00:09:56,137 I made your favorite, steak pizzaiol'. 123 00:09:56,304 --> 00:09:57,931 You know they spray a virus on beef... 124 00:09:58,098 --> 00:10:00,558 Rather than clean the ratshit out of the slaughterhouses? 125 00:10:00,725 --> 00:10:02,894 - What is this now? - Jesus Christ. 126 00:10:03,061 --> 00:10:05,897 It's true. Read the paper. 127 00:10:07,315 --> 00:10:10,235 I do read the paper. Never heard that. 128 00:10:10,401 --> 00:10:12,821 I'm not talking about the sports page. 129 00:10:13,279 --> 00:10:16,658 I mean, the fda? They approved a virus spray... 130 00:10:16,825 --> 00:10:19,661 Because it kills a similar bacteria found on meat. 131 00:10:19,828 --> 00:10:21,830 Must be a good thing then. 132 00:10:21,996 --> 00:10:24,374 Yeah. For the meatpackers... 133 00:10:24,541 --> 00:10:26,584 The fucking god of the bottom line. 134 00:10:27,585 --> 00:10:28,711 All right, that's enough. 135 00:10:29,462 --> 00:10:30,689 - ( Microwave beeps) - We're trying to eat... 136 00:10:30,713 --> 00:10:33,800 And you're upsetting people that have been through a tragedy. 137 00:10:34,592 --> 00:10:37,428 Fine. Bury your head in the sand. 138 00:10:37,595 --> 00:10:39,889 How about I Bury yours in that fucking wall instead? 139 00:10:41,683 --> 00:10:44,018 - Tony. - For 20 years, he won't crack a book... 140 00:10:44,185 --> 00:10:47,521 All of a sudden he's the world's foremost authority. 141 00:10:47,522 --> 00:10:50,066 ( Baby coos ) 142 00:10:54,362 --> 00:10:56,739 Well, at least he's getting an education. 143 00:10:56,906 --> 00:10:59,242 An education's to help you get a betterjob. 144 00:10:59,450 --> 00:11:02,078 He's actually reading. This can't be bad. 145 00:11:02,245 --> 00:11:04,581 "The blood-dimmed tide is loosed... 146 00:11:04,747 --> 00:11:07,417 And everywhere, the ceremony of innocence... 147 00:11:07,584 --> 00:11:08,751 Is drowned. 148 00:11:09,085 --> 00:11:12,046 The best lack all conviction... 149 00:11:12,213 --> 00:11:16,426 While the worst are full of passionate intensity. 150 00:11:16,885 --> 00:11:19,095 Surely some revelation... 151 00:11:19,262 --> 00:11:20,805 Is at hand." 152 00:11:20,972 --> 00:11:23,242 - (A.j. Reading) - "Somewhere in the sands of the desert... 153 00:11:23,266 --> 00:11:25,018 A shape with lion body... 154 00:11:25,185 --> 00:11:29,731 And the head of a man, a gaze blank and pitiless as the sun... 155 00:11:29,898 --> 00:11:32,025 Is moving its slow thighs... 156 00:11:32,192 --> 00:11:36,613 While all about it reel shadows of the indignant desert birds. 157 00:11:36,779 --> 00:11:38,406 The darkness drops again... 158 00:11:38,573 --> 00:11:42,327 But now I know that twenty centuries of stony sleep... 159 00:11:42,493 --> 00:11:45,330 Were vexed to nightmare by a rocking cradle... 160 00:11:45,496 --> 00:11:49,125 And what rough beast, its hour come round at last... 161 00:11:49,292 --> 00:11:52,503 Slouches towards Bethlehem to be born?" 162 00:11:56,007 --> 00:11:57,508 Hey, Tony. 163 00:11:58,968 --> 00:12:00,428 You don't look so good. 164 00:12:01,012 --> 00:12:02,555 ( Chuckles ) This job. 165 00:12:02,722 --> 00:12:05,642 You want a sandwich? A cannoli, on the house? 166 00:12:06,142 --> 00:12:10,146 No, this microbe of mine... You know, from Pakistan. 167 00:12:10,396 --> 00:12:13,233 - Still? - You got a minute? 168 00:12:13,399 --> 00:12:16,778 - We'd like to show you some pictures. - Angelina Jolie, I hope. 169 00:12:19,197 --> 00:12:21,032 These the gentlemen? 170 00:12:22,700 --> 00:12:23,701 That's them. 171 00:12:26,996 --> 00:12:28,998 What the fuck? What? 172 00:12:29,165 --> 00:12:31,542 Don't know. Financing, maybe. 173 00:12:31,834 --> 00:12:33,670 - Maybe? - Yeah. 174 00:12:33,836 --> 00:12:36,839 Honestly, I'm not even sure we still have them in the country. 175 00:12:38,633 --> 00:12:39,884 Thanks for stopping by. 176 00:12:41,344 --> 00:12:43,888 Next time we'll have party hats. 177 00:12:46,432 --> 00:12:47,767 Hey. 178 00:12:55,149 --> 00:12:56,943 Your nephew's widow... 179 00:12:57,110 --> 00:12:58,528 She get my flowers? 180 00:12:58,695 --> 00:13:01,364 Well, if you sent them, I'm sure she did. 181 00:13:01,531 --> 00:13:03,866 Well, I won't expect a thank you anytime soon. 182 00:13:04,033 --> 00:13:07,328 The grieving process, it takes time the closer you are to somebody. 183 00:13:07,704 --> 00:13:09,205 Yeah, I know. 184 00:13:12,000 --> 00:13:14,544 So, brass tacks... 185 00:13:14,711 --> 00:13:16,713 What brings you all the way out to the city? 186 00:13:16,879 --> 00:13:19,924 Good news. The condos at the Navy yard... 187 00:13:20,091 --> 00:13:23,052 Paulie's guy at the joint fitters says they're breaking ground. 188 00:13:23,219 --> 00:13:25,513 - Well, that is good. - Good, yeah. 189 00:13:29,517 --> 00:13:31,978 The other thing, this asbestos... 190 00:13:33,187 --> 00:13:34,939 I thought about your offer. 191 00:13:35,565 --> 00:13:38,735 What do you say to 15 percent, plus we forget about the balance... 192 00:13:38,901 --> 00:13:40,945 Of what you owe me on the vitamin truck? 193 00:13:41,112 --> 00:13:43,323 First off, it wasn't an offer. 194 00:13:43,489 --> 00:13:46,451 It's my position: 25 percent. 195 00:13:47,410 --> 00:13:48,745 That's it? 196 00:13:49,495 --> 00:13:53,833 - What else would you like me to say? - Come on, Phil, what's the problem? 197 00:13:54,000 --> 00:13:55,918 I come here in good faith... 198 00:13:56,085 --> 00:13:57,712 I make a reasonable counter. 199 00:13:57,879 --> 00:13:59,964 Which I considered... 200 00:14:00,131 --> 00:14:01,466 And rejected. 201 00:14:01,632 --> 00:14:03,217 Do we need to talk in private? 202 00:14:03,718 --> 00:14:04,969 For what? 203 00:14:07,263 --> 00:14:09,349 Okay then, in front of everybody... 204 00:14:11,267 --> 00:14:14,729 When you were sick in the hospital... 205 00:14:14,896 --> 00:14:16,773 We talked. 206 00:14:17,565 --> 00:14:20,318 We shared a... 207 00:14:21,903 --> 00:14:24,947 An understanding about life. 208 00:14:25,114 --> 00:14:28,576 - This is business, Anthony. - Yeah, I know. 209 00:14:28,743 --> 00:14:32,246 But I'm talking to you here on a human level. 210 00:14:32,413 --> 00:14:35,166 There's a limit, Phil. Come on. 211 00:14:35,333 --> 00:14:38,836 A point where business bleeds into other shit... 212 00:14:39,587 --> 00:14:42,840 Feelings make things financially unfeasible. 213 00:14:44,342 --> 00:14:46,551 Charles schwab over here. 214 00:14:46,552 --> 00:14:48,429 (Men laughing) 215 00:14:53,184 --> 00:14:55,645 So that's it? 216 00:14:55,812 --> 00:14:59,816 No leeway, no compromise, just stupid fucking jokes? 217 00:15:00,233 --> 00:15:03,653 You want compromise? How's this? 218 00:15:03,820 --> 00:15:05,154 Twenty years in the can... 219 00:15:05,321 --> 00:15:07,240 I wanted manicott'. 220 00:15:07,407 --> 00:15:09,617 I compromised. 221 00:15:09,784 --> 00:15:13,454 I ate grilled cheese off the radiator instead. 222 00:15:13,621 --> 00:15:15,540 I wanted to fuck a woman... 223 00:15:15,706 --> 00:15:17,250 But I compromised. 224 00:15:17,417 --> 00:15:19,836 I jacked off in a tissue. 225 00:15:20,002 --> 00:15:21,504 You see where I'm going? 226 00:15:22,004 --> 00:15:23,172 Yeah. 227 00:15:34,308 --> 00:15:37,353 - Butch, coco, didn't anybody call you? - About what? 228 00:15:37,520 --> 00:15:42,275 - Don't tell me the checks are late. - There ain't any checks. 229 00:15:42,442 --> 00:15:44,986 - The fuck you talking about? - Silvio, Mr. Soprano's guy... 230 00:15:45,153 --> 00:15:48,114 Came by this morning, said to pull yourjobs. 231 00:15:48,698 --> 00:15:51,868 - Fuck that. Where's our money? - I don't got it, there's no jobs. 232 00:15:52,827 --> 00:15:53,870 Motherfucker. 233 00:15:54,036 --> 00:15:56,539 I'm sorry, guys. Somebody really should have called you. 234 00:15:57,707 --> 00:15:59,292 - Hey! - ( Gagging ) 235 00:15:59,750 --> 00:16:01,377 Jesus Christ! 236 00:16:05,381 --> 00:16:07,717 Guys, that's enough, come on. It's not his fault. 237 00:16:07,884 --> 00:16:10,720 Oh, yeah? Maybe it's your fucking fault. - ( Coughing ) 238 00:16:12,638 --> 00:16:14,348 Call the police! 239 00:16:14,849 --> 00:16:16,934 (Wheezing ) 240 00:16:22,064 --> 00:16:25,067 Tony soprano owes you $320. 241 00:16:29,655 --> 00:16:31,490 (Coughing) 242 00:16:31,491 --> 00:16:33,659 - (Soft music playing) - (Knocks) 243 00:16:33,784 --> 00:16:35,244 Hey. 244 00:16:38,289 --> 00:16:40,374 I was just watching borat on cable. 245 00:16:40,541 --> 00:16:44,754 You can watch that thing 50 times and it's still hilarious. 246 00:16:45,755 --> 00:16:47,881 He brings that lady his shits. 247 00:16:47,882 --> 00:16:48,883 ( Meadow laughs ) 248 00:16:48,966 --> 00:16:51,218 It wasn't fair to the people involved. 249 00:16:51,219 --> 00:16:53,930 You loved it when it came out. 250 00:16:54,847 --> 00:16:56,307 What do you want, Meadow? 251 00:16:56,682 --> 00:17:00,061 - How was your exam? - I didn't take it. 252 00:17:02,855 --> 00:17:04,482 Hey, leave that! 253 00:17:04,649 --> 00:17:07,151 Okay? Thank you. 254 00:17:14,242 --> 00:17:15,785 Why didn't you take the test? 255 00:17:16,619 --> 00:17:18,746 Because I dropped out, okay? 256 00:17:18,913 --> 00:17:20,873 What's going on with you? 257 00:17:22,792 --> 00:17:25,711 I'm your sister, you have to talk to me. 258 00:17:26,504 --> 00:17:29,048 Is this still about blanca? 259 00:17:30,132 --> 00:17:32,343 You know, I don't know anymore. 260 00:17:36,013 --> 00:17:38,641 I know how you feel, okay? 261 00:17:38,808 --> 00:17:42,019 When Finn and I split, I cried every day... 262 00:17:42,186 --> 00:17:43,646 For, like, a month. 263 00:17:43,813 --> 00:17:45,815 You realize we're gonna bomb Iran? 264 00:17:46,607 --> 00:17:49,777 - You don't know that. - You watch. 265 00:17:49,944 --> 00:17:52,863 Bush, before he leaves office. 266 00:17:53,656 --> 00:17:55,825 And you know I'm right. 267 00:17:56,450 --> 00:17:58,035 Okay. 268 00:17:59,328 --> 00:18:02,123 But you need to learn to shut stuff out. 269 00:18:02,290 --> 00:18:04,625 What? Are you crazy? 270 00:18:04,792 --> 00:18:06,752 I mean, do you hear what we're talking about? 271 00:18:06,919 --> 00:18:08,671 You say that, but I come in here... 272 00:18:08,838 --> 00:18:11,215 And you're surfing the web for porn. 273 00:18:11,382 --> 00:18:13,009 It's not porn. 274 00:18:20,975 --> 00:18:22,351 "Al jazeera"? 275 00:18:22,518 --> 00:18:25,688 Don't you ever feel like there's no point to any of this? 276 00:18:27,356 --> 00:18:29,525 Why don't you try setting goals for yourself? 277 00:18:29,942 --> 00:18:32,194 Maybe you should move out. 278 00:18:32,361 --> 00:18:34,280 Oh, right, in my condition? 279 00:18:34,447 --> 00:18:36,073 I mean, I can't hold a job. 280 00:18:36,240 --> 00:18:38,993 Jesus, a.J., there has to be something you can do. 281 00:18:39,160 --> 00:18:41,912 Look, I'm ill, Meadow. All right, I'm on medication. 282 00:18:42,330 --> 00:18:45,207 Millions of people take Lexapro. 283 00:18:45,374 --> 00:18:49,170 I need mom's cooking. It could mess with my blood chemistry. 284 00:18:49,337 --> 00:18:51,172 Do mom and dad know you dropped out? 285 00:18:51,339 --> 00:18:53,424 No, and don't tell them. 286 00:18:53,591 --> 00:18:55,509 I took time off, remember? 287 00:18:55,676 --> 00:18:58,554 They broke my balls but it really wasn't so bad. 288 00:18:58,721 --> 00:19:01,057 Of course not. I mean, you're their pet. 289 00:19:01,307 --> 00:19:04,810 We're Italian, a.J. You're their son. 290 00:19:04,977 --> 00:19:06,729 Do you have any idea what that means? 291 00:19:08,564 --> 00:19:10,900 You'll always be more important. 292 00:19:13,861 --> 00:19:15,421 - ( Footsteps approach ) - You're awake. 293 00:19:20,076 --> 00:19:21,952 I made Lincoln log sandwiches. 294 00:19:22,745 --> 00:19:24,038 Maybe later. 295 00:19:29,085 --> 00:19:30,836 I am meeting gab for lunch... 296 00:19:31,003 --> 00:19:34,090 And then we are stopping at nordstrom's. 297 00:19:35,299 --> 00:19:39,970 If you go out, make sure you set the alarm. Okay? 298 00:19:49,772 --> 00:19:51,857 ( Door closes ) 299 00:20:59,592 --> 00:21:01,385 (Gasping) 300 00:21:02,553 --> 00:21:03,929 Jeez! 301 00:21:51,644 --> 00:21:53,979 Somebody! 302 00:21:54,146 --> 00:21:56,273 Help! 303 00:21:57,691 --> 00:21:59,401 Help! 304 00:22:06,116 --> 00:22:09,745 Help! My arms! They're frozen! 305 00:22:09,912 --> 00:22:12,081 A.j., what the fuck? 306 00:22:12,248 --> 00:22:14,500 Dad! Help...! 307 00:22:15,042 --> 00:22:16,335 Help! 308 00:22:23,425 --> 00:22:25,177 No, dad! 309 00:22:25,636 --> 00:22:27,303 (Tony struggling ) 310 00:22:27,304 --> 00:22:30,724 - My leg, it's stuck! - On what? 311 00:22:32,935 --> 00:22:34,770 What the fuck did you do? 312 00:22:35,437 --> 00:22:38,399 Hel... help! 313 00:22:43,445 --> 00:22:44,696 (A. J. Crying) 314 00:22:44,697 --> 00:22:47,157 All right, I got you. Stop fighting me. 315 00:22:50,494 --> 00:22:51,495 - All right. - Don't... 316 00:22:51,662 --> 00:22:54,248 All right, turn around. Grab the side. 317 00:22:54,415 --> 00:22:56,709 Grab the side right there. All right. 318 00:22:56,750 --> 00:22:58,544 (A. J. Gasping) 319 00:23:06,677 --> 00:23:08,220 All right. 320 00:23:10,514 --> 00:23:12,515 Goddamn it. 321 00:23:12,516 --> 00:23:14,560 (Sobbing) 322 00:23:16,729 --> 00:23:18,647 - Hold that. - ( Coughing ) 323 00:23:23,485 --> 00:23:27,323 - Help me. - All right, climb! 324 00:23:35,748 --> 00:23:38,584 (Sobbing) 325 00:23:41,378 --> 00:23:43,797 What's wrong with you?! 326 00:23:44,256 --> 00:23:46,383 (Wailing) 327 00:23:48,135 --> 00:23:51,180 All right. Are you all right? 328 00:23:53,182 --> 00:23:55,935 All right, come here. 329 00:23:56,185 --> 00:23:58,729 Come on. Turn around. 330 00:24:00,356 --> 00:24:01,357 Come on, baby. 331 00:24:01,607 --> 00:24:04,193 - You're all right, baby. - (A. J. Wailing) 332 00:24:04,360 --> 00:24:07,655 You're all right, baby. You're all right. 333 00:24:09,239 --> 00:24:10,950 ( Tearfully ) You're all right. 334 00:24:16,997 --> 00:24:19,333 Well, here we are. 335 00:24:19,500 --> 00:24:22,962 I'll get him settled. You can come tomorrow during visiting hours. 336 00:24:23,128 --> 00:24:25,547 I love you, sweetie. 337 00:24:25,714 --> 00:24:28,342 - I love you. - I love you too. 338 00:24:28,509 --> 00:24:30,636 He's had a lot of valium. 339 00:24:38,811 --> 00:24:40,688 (Doors beep) 340 00:24:49,029 --> 00:24:51,699 (Carmela sobbing ) 341 00:24:56,078 --> 00:24:58,455 But he was better for a while. 342 00:24:59,123 --> 00:25:00,874 Look, it's not your fault. 343 00:25:01,041 --> 00:25:02,876 You warned us. 344 00:25:08,966 --> 00:25:10,884 Come on, come on. 345 00:25:12,094 --> 00:25:14,388 Come on, it's gonna be okay. Come on. 346 00:25:14,596 --> 00:25:16,390 It will, mom. 347 00:25:16,557 --> 00:25:19,226 But he was always so happy. 348 00:25:19,393 --> 00:25:22,604 He was our happy little boy. 349 00:25:23,939 --> 00:25:26,108 I mean, god. 350 00:25:29,278 --> 00:25:30,988 Come here, baby. 351 00:25:33,991 --> 00:25:36,993 There you go. White walls. 352 00:25:36,994 --> 00:25:38,787 (Muted techno playing ) 353 00:25:46,378 --> 00:25:47,755 - Skip. - Hey, ton. 354 00:25:51,967 --> 00:25:53,802 There he is. 355 00:25:53,969 --> 00:25:56,680 You hungry, t? You want, I'll send the kid for Baja fresh. 356 00:25:57,765 --> 00:25:59,975 Anything from Phil? 357 00:26:00,142 --> 00:26:01,810 No, not yet. 358 00:26:09,943 --> 00:26:14,156 All right, let's dispense with the 500-pound elephant in the room, huh? 359 00:26:14,323 --> 00:26:16,116 My kid tried to off himself. 360 00:26:16,283 --> 00:26:18,285 We all fucking know. 361 00:26:25,084 --> 00:26:26,710 That's it? 362 00:26:27,795 --> 00:26:29,838 Nobody's got nothing to say? 363 00:26:31,632 --> 00:26:33,634 How's he doing, ton? 364 00:26:34,843 --> 00:26:37,012 They got him under observation. 365 00:26:37,179 --> 00:26:39,014 Whatever the fuck that means. 366 00:26:41,934 --> 00:26:44,144 Stupid fuck. 367 00:26:47,272 --> 00:26:50,567 Where did I lose this kid? 368 00:26:50,734 --> 00:26:53,695 - What did I do wrong? - Whoa, come on. 369 00:26:53,862 --> 00:26:55,531 Don't blame yourself, t. 370 00:26:55,697 --> 00:26:58,075 A lot of pressure on kids today, ton. 371 00:26:58,242 --> 00:27:00,160 Still, to try to kill himself? 372 00:27:00,911 --> 00:27:02,871 It happens, skip. 373 00:27:03,038 --> 00:27:05,040 Happen to your kids? 374 00:27:05,916 --> 00:27:07,209 Or yours? 375 00:27:07,376 --> 00:27:08,919 They're all different, ton. 376 00:27:09,086 --> 00:27:11,922 My son, Patrick? I love him to death... 377 00:27:12,089 --> 00:27:14,091 But he can be a moody prick sometimes. 378 00:27:14,258 --> 00:27:17,052 Heather, you know, she was 15... 379 00:27:17,219 --> 00:27:18,846 She went through a rough patch. 380 00:27:19,012 --> 00:27:20,514 Jason, same thing. 381 00:27:20,681 --> 00:27:22,850 And he's got the hyperactivity to boot. 382 00:27:24,434 --> 00:27:26,895 My son too. The older one, James. 383 00:27:27,062 --> 00:27:28,981 - He tried to kill himself? - No, no. 384 00:27:29,148 --> 00:27:32,943 I don't know, he... he gets the blues. 385 00:27:33,110 --> 00:27:37,614 The important thing is a.J.'S getting the help he needs. 386 00:27:37,781 --> 00:27:40,701 Whatever it is, I'm sure it's a chemical imbalance. 387 00:27:40,868 --> 00:27:43,996 Ask me, it's all these toxins they're exposed to. 388 00:27:44,163 --> 00:27:46,165 It fucks with their brains. 389 00:27:46,331 --> 00:27:47,916 Between the Mercury in fish alone... 390 00:27:48,083 --> 00:27:50,752 It's a wonder there ain't more kids jumping off Bridges. 391 00:28:13,859 --> 00:28:15,402 I can't fucking shake it. 392 00:28:16,653 --> 00:28:17,988 Shake what? 393 00:28:18,155 --> 00:28:20,949 - I'm depressed. - Excuse me? 394 00:28:21,116 --> 00:28:22,993 I'm depressed. 395 00:28:23,160 --> 00:28:26,079 I'm telling you, don't you start now. 396 00:28:26,288 --> 00:28:28,290 - What does that mean? - It means what it means. 397 00:28:28,457 --> 00:28:31,793 I have enough on my plate, I don't need you adding to it with your bullshit. 398 00:28:31,960 --> 00:28:33,503 Bullshit? 399 00:28:33,670 --> 00:28:35,214 It's an illness. 400 00:28:35,380 --> 00:28:37,799 - And it's fucking hereditary. - Thank you, I know. 401 00:28:37,966 --> 00:28:40,636 I am intimately acquainted with the soprano curse. 402 00:28:40,802 --> 00:28:42,971 Your father, your uncle, your great-grandfather... 403 00:28:43,138 --> 00:28:45,599 Who drove the donkey cart off the road in Avellino... 404 00:28:45,766 --> 00:28:47,935 - All of it. - What, you think it's a joke? 405 00:28:48,310 --> 00:28:51,063 - Am I laughing? - Then what are you saying? 406 00:28:55,651 --> 00:28:57,486 He didn't get it from my family... 407 00:28:57,653 --> 00:29:00,155 That's all I'm gonna say. 408 00:29:00,322 --> 00:29:03,408 Your family don't even talk. Your father's so bottled up... 409 00:29:03,575 --> 00:29:05,827 It's a wonder he's even got a stomach left. 410 00:29:05,994 --> 00:29:07,287 As opposed to yours? 411 00:29:07,454 --> 00:29:09,915 Least my father was upfront about what was bothering him. 412 00:29:10,082 --> 00:29:12,292 With a bullet through your mother's beehive hairdo. 413 00:29:12,459 --> 00:29:15,963 I knew it. I was wondering how long it'd take for you to throw that up at me. 414 00:29:16,129 --> 00:29:17,464 You're amazing, you know that? 415 00:29:17,631 --> 00:29:20,884 In high school, you were the happy-go-lucky rascal... 416 00:29:21,051 --> 00:29:23,178 The comedian, the rapscallion. 417 00:29:23,345 --> 00:29:25,305 But all of that was bullshit, wasn't it? 418 00:29:25,472 --> 00:29:26,890 Oh, poor you. 419 00:29:27,057 --> 00:29:29,101 She got married under false pretenses. 420 00:29:29,268 --> 00:29:33,272 You've been playing the depression card until it is worn to shreds. 421 00:29:33,438 --> 00:29:35,232 And now you've got our son doing it. 422 00:29:35,399 --> 00:29:37,526 Card? Card? 423 00:29:37,693 --> 00:29:39,861 - You heard me. - Oh, so it's all me, huh? 424 00:29:40,028 --> 00:29:42,823 Our Sonny boy? You had nothing to do with it? 425 00:29:43,115 --> 00:29:46,243 It wears you down, Tony. That's all I'm saying. 426 00:29:46,410 --> 00:29:49,079 Do you have any idea what it's like to spend day after day... 427 00:29:49,246 --> 00:29:51,540 With somebody who is constantly complaining? 428 00:29:54,293 --> 00:29:55,377 Fuck you. 429 00:30:14,271 --> 00:30:16,023 It could have been a cry for help. 430 00:30:16,189 --> 00:30:19,067 Aren't you listening? He did cry for help. 431 00:30:19,234 --> 00:30:21,987 He's lucky I came home and heard him. 432 00:30:22,154 --> 00:30:24,156 I meant the botched attempt. 433 00:30:24,740 --> 00:30:26,658 On some level, he may have known... 434 00:30:26,825 --> 00:30:29,578 That the rope was too long to keep him submerged. 435 00:30:29,745 --> 00:30:32,205 Or he could just be a fucking idiot. 436 00:30:32,372 --> 00:30:34,416 Historically, that's been the case. 437 00:30:38,628 --> 00:30:41,715 Me and carm were getting along so good too. 438 00:30:45,052 --> 00:30:47,387 My father and his panic attacks... 439 00:30:47,554 --> 00:30:49,514 My fucking demented uncle... 440 00:30:49,681 --> 00:30:53,769 Not to mention the other one, eckley, the fucking retard. 441 00:30:53,935 --> 00:30:57,439 You think there are other reasons why your son is so unhappy? 442 00:30:58,899 --> 00:31:01,276 He's got the world by the balls... 443 00:31:01,443 --> 00:31:03,653 Every fucking advantage... 444 00:31:03,820 --> 00:31:06,907 And he hits one little pothole and he goes into hysterics. 445 00:31:11,078 --> 00:31:12,287 Yeah, I know. 446 00:31:15,248 --> 00:31:18,251 I'm not taking the rap, not completely. 447 00:31:20,170 --> 00:31:23,465 She coddled him, his mother. I said it before. 448 00:31:25,008 --> 00:31:27,135 Every little problem, she's right there... 449 00:31:27,302 --> 00:31:31,306 To pick him up and wipe off his tears on her apron strings. 450 00:31:31,598 --> 00:31:34,142 Children need to feel safe. 451 00:31:34,309 --> 00:31:36,812 I'm sure that made him into the man he is today. 452 00:31:37,270 --> 00:31:39,147 Are you ashamed of him? 453 00:31:43,860 --> 00:31:46,113 Yeah, actually I am. 454 00:31:47,114 --> 00:31:50,659 The coward's way out. Isn't that what they call it? 455 00:31:50,826 --> 00:31:55,080 I think whoever said that didn't understand depression. 456 00:31:55,247 --> 00:31:58,125 But you do, don't you? 457 00:32:10,011 --> 00:32:11,138 Where's dad? 458 00:32:11,304 --> 00:32:14,099 Oh, Meadow got rear-ended on bloomfield Avenue. 459 00:32:14,266 --> 00:32:17,310 - He'll come see you later. - Is he still mad? 460 00:32:17,477 --> 00:32:20,605 He was never mad, a.J. He loves you. 461 00:32:24,359 --> 00:32:27,821 - How long do I have to stay here? - Dr. Vogel thinks it might be a good idea... 462 00:32:27,988 --> 00:32:30,824 For the time being just to take a time-out. 463 00:32:30,991 --> 00:32:32,284 Like I'm in preschool? 464 00:32:45,380 --> 00:32:47,174 Did you see Dr. Vogel today? 465 00:32:47,340 --> 00:32:49,217 Today we have group. 466 00:32:58,852 --> 00:33:00,228 Did you eat today? 467 00:33:00,395 --> 00:33:03,773 I had some Turkey. It had no flavor at all. 468 00:33:03,940 --> 00:33:06,735 I'll bring some chicken parm tomorrow. 469 00:33:07,402 --> 00:33:10,906 I don't think that's allowed, on account of all the bulimic girls. 470 00:33:16,411 --> 00:33:18,955 So it's front-row mezzanine at grey gardens... 471 00:33:19,122 --> 00:33:20,582 - And the guy says... - Excuse me? 472 00:33:22,083 --> 00:33:24,753 - You're Tony soprano's kid, right? - Yeah. 473 00:33:24,920 --> 00:33:27,589 Small world, running into you like this, huh? 474 00:33:27,797 --> 00:33:29,257 I'm sorry, do I know you? 475 00:33:29,424 --> 00:33:31,927 You got a little cream on your mouth there, sweetie. 476 00:33:32,636 --> 00:33:33,929 Be happy to add to it. 477 00:33:34,095 --> 00:33:35,305 - What? - Excuse me. 478 00:33:35,597 --> 00:33:37,432 Lucky guy, her dad. 479 00:33:37,599 --> 00:33:40,352 Must be fun tucking her in at night, huh? 480 00:33:41,019 --> 00:33:44,147 - Do you have a problem? - Not yet. 481 00:33:44,314 --> 00:33:47,067 - Would you like one? - Coco, come on. 482 00:33:47,234 --> 00:33:50,987 - What? I'm saying hello. - Come on, let's go. 483 00:33:51,154 --> 00:33:52,906 Hey, best to your dad, huh? 484 00:33:53,365 --> 00:33:55,242 ( Coco cackles ) 485 00:34:00,288 --> 00:34:01,915 What the hell was that? 486 00:34:05,126 --> 00:34:07,462 But that is not for you to decide. 487 00:34:08,213 --> 00:34:09,881 Don't say anything. 488 00:34:12,050 --> 00:34:14,803 What, are you two talking about me again? 489 00:34:20,016 --> 00:34:22,644 - What's the matter? - Nothing. 490 00:34:24,271 --> 00:34:25,730 What? 491 00:34:29,943 --> 00:34:31,820 Do you know a guy named coco? 492 00:34:33,238 --> 00:34:35,865 - Why? - She was out on a date last night... 493 00:34:36,032 --> 00:34:37,993 And he came over and pulled some crap. 494 00:34:38,159 --> 00:34:39,578 What? 495 00:34:41,371 --> 00:34:44,207 - How? - We were in the city, little Italy. 496 00:34:44,374 --> 00:34:47,419 We were having dessert and he came up out of nowhere... 497 00:34:47,586 --> 00:34:50,672 And just started saying all this weird stuff. 498 00:34:51,548 --> 00:34:53,174 What kind of weird stuff? 499 00:34:53,341 --> 00:34:56,469 How he'd like to tuck me in at night. Stuff like that. 500 00:34:56,636 --> 00:34:57,637 Tuck you in? 501 00:34:57,804 --> 00:35:01,057 I could smell the Sambuca on his breath. 502 00:35:02,392 --> 00:35:04,477 What exactly did he say? 503 00:35:05,937 --> 00:35:09,816 He came up to us and he asked me if I was your daughter... 504 00:35:09,983 --> 00:35:15,155 And then he said I had whipped cream on my mouth. 505 00:35:16,656 --> 00:35:18,241 Yeah? 506 00:35:18,408 --> 00:35:19,993 What else did he say? 507 00:35:26,625 --> 00:35:28,209 It's all right. 508 00:35:29,210 --> 00:35:31,880 It's okay. He's an idiot... 509 00:35:32,047 --> 00:35:34,174 But he's harmless. 510 00:35:35,216 --> 00:35:36,551 I'll talk to somebody. 511 00:35:41,556 --> 00:35:45,727 So this boy you're dating, this man, who is he? 512 00:35:46,436 --> 00:35:48,396 You promise not to start with an inquisition? 513 00:35:48,855 --> 00:35:50,857 Will you stop with all the secrecy, please? 514 00:35:52,484 --> 00:35:56,446 - It's Patrick parisi, okay? - You're kidding me. 515 00:35:56,613 --> 00:35:58,573 That's why I didn't wanna tell you guys... 516 00:35:58,740 --> 00:36:01,076 And why he didn't tell uncle patsy. 517 00:36:02,202 --> 00:36:04,245 I thought he... Where are you going? 518 00:36:04,913 --> 00:36:06,581 Meeting. Sil. 519 00:36:06,748 --> 00:36:09,417 We have Vogel later, don't forget. 520 00:36:10,418 --> 00:36:11,294 (Door opens, closes) 521 00:36:11,295 --> 00:36:13,380 I thought pat parisi was engaged. 522 00:36:13,546 --> 00:36:14,839 They broke it off. 523 00:36:15,006 --> 00:36:17,092 We kind of hooked up at the cleaver premiere... 524 00:36:17,258 --> 00:36:19,427 We started talking. 525 00:36:19,594 --> 00:36:23,139 He's changed a lot. I really like him. 526 00:36:23,556 --> 00:36:25,725 So why the big mystery all this time? 527 00:36:26,309 --> 00:36:28,311 I knew you and daddy never liked him. 528 00:36:28,770 --> 00:36:31,731 No, it's not that we didn't like him, it's just... 529 00:36:35,318 --> 00:36:38,822 So all those times you told me you were staying with kimmie in the city... 530 00:36:38,988 --> 00:36:41,157 I suppose you were staying at his apartment? 531 00:36:41,324 --> 00:36:42,617 Sometimes. 532 00:36:46,079 --> 00:36:48,289 Look, there's something else. 533 00:36:49,374 --> 00:36:51,042 What? 534 00:36:51,918 --> 00:36:53,962 I've decided not to go to med school. 535 00:36:54,212 --> 00:36:56,756 What? Why? 536 00:36:56,923 --> 00:36:58,341 Oh, it's just too hard. 537 00:36:58,508 --> 00:37:01,970 - Isn't anything that's worthwhile? - You have no idea. 538 00:37:02,137 --> 00:37:05,014 - Of course not. - Don't get sarcastic. 539 00:37:05,974 --> 00:37:08,435 I really think it's law for me. 540 00:37:08,601 --> 00:37:11,521 I mean, you should hear Patrick talk about the justice system... 541 00:37:11,688 --> 00:37:13,815 And what it means. 542 00:37:13,982 --> 00:37:15,483 It's really inspiring. 543 00:37:29,330 --> 00:37:33,710 Obviously Sheila resents me. I'm dating her father. 544 00:37:34,002 --> 00:37:37,380 The sullen looks, the transference to me... 545 00:37:37,547 --> 00:37:39,340 Of her issues with her mom... 546 00:37:39,507 --> 00:37:41,176 As your favorite patient says: 547 00:37:41,342 --> 00:37:44,012 "Maybe I should put my shoe up her ass?" 548 00:37:44,804 --> 00:37:47,056 Which patient of mine says that? 549 00:37:47,223 --> 00:37:48,349 Mine, Elliot. 550 00:37:48,975 --> 00:37:51,019 Your favorite patient of mine? 551 00:37:53,688 --> 00:37:58,443 - He hasn't been in the paper much lately. - You miss that, don't you? 552 00:37:58,610 --> 00:38:01,488 My father was a rabid untouchables fan. 553 00:38:01,654 --> 00:38:02,947 Make of that what you will. 554 00:38:08,161 --> 00:38:09,704 What, Elliot? 555 00:38:09,871 --> 00:38:11,664 I ran into Nancy duggan last week. 556 00:38:11,831 --> 00:38:14,876 - Do you know Nancy? - Vaguely. 557 00:38:15,043 --> 00:38:16,586 She's on staff at rikers island... 558 00:38:16,753 --> 00:38:19,422 Works with a lot of sociopaths, as you can imagine. 559 00:38:20,715 --> 00:38:23,426 Anyway, she told me something interesting. 560 00:38:23,593 --> 00:38:26,346 A lot of studies about talk therapy... 561 00:38:26,513 --> 00:38:29,641 As it relates to sociopaths and criminals... 562 00:38:29,808 --> 00:38:33,561 One of them is the criminal personality... 563 00:38:33,728 --> 00:38:36,564 Conducted by yochelson at St. Elizabeth's. 564 00:38:37,565 --> 00:38:40,360 Essentially it concludes... 565 00:38:40,527 --> 00:38:42,612 That talk therapy... 566 00:38:42,779 --> 00:38:46,491 While not only being useless with sociopaths... 567 00:38:46,658 --> 00:38:48,952 Actually serves to validate them. 568 00:38:50,912 --> 00:38:54,082 Yochelson says they sharpen their skills as conmen... 569 00:38:54,249 --> 00:38:56,960 On their therapists. 570 00:38:57,210 --> 00:39:00,255 Crocodile tears, what have you. 571 00:39:00,421 --> 00:39:02,298 Why are you smirking? 572 00:39:02,465 --> 00:39:05,134 - I'm not. - Oh, really? 573 00:39:05,301 --> 00:39:07,428 He showed data. 574 00:39:08,096 --> 00:39:10,598 The one-year reconviction rates... 575 00:39:10,765 --> 00:39:13,434 Were higher for offenders in therapy... 576 00:39:13,601 --> 00:39:16,896 Than for those receiving no treatment at all. 577 00:39:23,695 --> 00:39:25,488 (Radio playing) 578 00:39:26,281 --> 00:39:28,199 Some peppers and cheese. 579 00:39:28,366 --> 00:39:30,743 Gorgonzola, all right? Don't forget. 580 00:39:35,748 --> 00:39:36,833 Sit down. 581 00:39:37,000 --> 00:39:39,294 - Shdown. - Easy, easy. 582 00:39:39,752 --> 00:39:41,837 (Groaning) 583 00:39:41,838 --> 00:39:44,591 You motherfucker. My fucking daughter? 584 00:39:45,091 --> 00:39:47,468 My fucking daughter, you motherfucker. 585 00:39:47,635 --> 00:39:49,137 My fucking daughter! 586 00:39:50,096 --> 00:39:51,848 Hey, want some Sambuca with this? 587 00:39:52,015 --> 00:39:54,934 Tony, you're making a big fucking mistake here. 588 00:39:56,936 --> 00:39:59,814 How about I put a bullet in your fucking head, huh? 589 00:40:02,567 --> 00:40:04,527 (Coco screaming ) 590 00:40:07,780 --> 00:40:08,781 Don't do it! 591 00:40:16,414 --> 00:40:18,082 You want some? 592 00:40:24,088 --> 00:40:26,424 (Speaks Spanish) 593 00:40:33,264 --> 00:40:35,350 It's always what you think, isn't it? 594 00:40:35,516 --> 00:40:37,685 It's never how I feel. 595 00:40:39,729 --> 00:40:43,566 Oh, poor you. It's all your mother's fault, isn't it? 596 00:40:43,733 --> 00:40:46,527 - I didn't say that. - You're a mama's boy. 597 00:40:46,694 --> 00:40:48,321 You're gonna call me names now? 598 00:40:48,488 --> 00:40:50,990 No one is calling anyone any names. 599 00:40:51,157 --> 00:40:53,993 How about my confirmation? You called me an animal. 600 00:40:54,452 --> 00:40:57,830 - I did not! - I was in the garage and you said: 601 00:40:57,997 --> 00:41:01,000 "What kind of animal smokes marijuana at his confirmation?" 602 00:41:01,751 --> 00:41:04,545 He was using illegal drugs in the home. 603 00:41:04,712 --> 00:41:09,217 Did it ever occur to you that I might have been self-medicating? 604 00:41:09,384 --> 00:41:11,678 Give me a break, will you? 605 00:41:13,388 --> 00:41:15,056 And how about second grade? 606 00:41:15,223 --> 00:41:17,725 You made me show up to school in that dorky raincoat. 607 00:41:19,227 --> 00:41:20,687 I got beat up because of it. 608 00:41:23,106 --> 00:41:26,359 You would hole up in that room for hours. 609 00:41:27,485 --> 00:41:31,698 Because I was never really secure expressing my feelings in that house. 610 00:41:31,864 --> 00:41:33,199 I mean, that's why. 611 00:41:40,206 --> 00:41:43,251 What kind of poem is that to teach college students? 612 00:41:50,925 --> 00:41:54,137 Would you like to tell your parents what your grandmother said? 613 00:41:55,263 --> 00:41:56,764 My mother? 614 00:41:59,100 --> 00:42:02,145 Grandma, dad's mom. 615 00:42:02,311 --> 00:42:03,771 What'd she say? 616 00:42:04,772 --> 00:42:06,274 That it's all a big nothing. 617 00:42:06,607 --> 00:42:09,944 - What is? - Life. 618 00:42:13,364 --> 00:42:14,782 That was her, all right. 619 00:42:15,450 --> 00:42:17,410 Okay, fine, she said those kinds of things... 620 00:42:17,577 --> 00:42:20,163 She sat up in bed... 621 00:42:20,329 --> 00:42:22,582 When she could hardly move. 622 00:42:22,749 --> 00:42:24,959 She could hardly breathe. 623 00:42:26,586 --> 00:42:30,339 She said in the end that your friends and family let you down... 624 00:42:30,506 --> 00:42:33,092 And that you die in your own arms. 625 00:42:33,259 --> 00:42:34,761 When was this? 626 00:42:34,927 --> 00:42:38,181 When she was in that nursing home and you used to make me go see her. 627 00:42:44,854 --> 00:42:47,273 We're not too young to be grandpas. 628 00:42:52,528 --> 00:42:53,988 Tony? 629 00:42:54,155 --> 00:42:56,657 Carmine lupertazzi. 630 00:42:56,824 --> 00:42:59,577 - I'll see you later, skip. - All right. 631 00:43:01,496 --> 00:43:02,872 We should have dinner... 632 00:43:03,039 --> 00:43:04,999 You know, carm, Donna, maybe the kids. 633 00:43:05,166 --> 00:43:08,586 - Yeah. - I hear wedding bells are in the air. 634 00:43:14,383 --> 00:43:15,885 You want anything? 635 00:43:16,052 --> 00:43:17,762 No, I'm good. 636 00:43:26,187 --> 00:43:28,898 If there's anything I can do, Tony, for Anthony Jr... 637 00:43:29,565 --> 00:43:31,192 Thank you. 638 00:43:31,359 --> 00:43:34,153 When Alexandra had that bout of anorexia... 639 00:43:34,320 --> 00:43:36,197 We had this terrific psychologist. 640 00:43:36,364 --> 00:43:38,699 She tried to kill herself, your daughter? 641 00:43:39,200 --> 00:43:40,201 No. 642 00:43:40,535 --> 00:43:42,829 She had serious problems though, didn't she? 643 00:43:42,995 --> 00:43:45,706 Not really. It's all under control. 644 00:43:48,918 --> 00:43:50,837 So... 645 00:43:51,003 --> 00:43:52,880 The reason I'm here... 646 00:43:53,047 --> 00:43:54,382 You could probably guess. 647 00:43:55,133 --> 00:43:57,426 What happened at coco's restaurant. 648 00:43:57,844 --> 00:44:01,264 This alteration you had with him... 649 00:44:01,430 --> 00:44:03,349 You're at the precipice, Tony... 650 00:44:03,516 --> 00:44:05,184 Of an enormous crossroad. 651 00:44:05,810 --> 00:44:08,563 Phil's considering shutting down the hackensack mall project... 652 00:44:08,729 --> 00:44:10,690 With a plumbing strike as we speak. 653 00:44:11,149 --> 00:44:12,733 Well, fuck it. Let him. 654 00:44:12,900 --> 00:44:15,236 Easy for you. I have the scaffolding contract. 655 00:44:15,403 --> 00:44:18,573 Oh, is that what this is about, carmine? What do I owe you? 656 00:44:18,739 --> 00:44:21,784 Come on, huh? You know me better than that. 657 00:44:21,951 --> 00:44:25,413 My daughter, carmine. My daughter. 658 00:44:25,663 --> 00:44:28,791 - You got a little girl. - You almost killed the guy. 659 00:44:28,958 --> 00:44:31,586 I should've killed him. I'd have had total support... 660 00:44:31,752 --> 00:44:35,256 - But I held myself back! - You were being prudent. 661 00:44:35,715 --> 00:44:37,049 Fuckthat 662 00:44:40,970 --> 00:44:42,722 I lost it. 663 00:44:43,848 --> 00:44:46,726 Timing couldn't have been worse, but what the fuck? 664 00:44:46,893 --> 00:44:48,603 So you go to Phil... 665 00:44:48,769 --> 00:44:52,190 I go with you, hats in hand, bended knees. 666 00:45:06,579 --> 00:45:09,165 Why me, huh? 667 00:45:09,332 --> 00:45:11,667 Doesn't every parent make mistakes? 668 00:45:12,627 --> 00:45:14,128 Why not you? 669 00:45:14,587 --> 00:45:16,505 Because I'm a good guy... 670 00:45:16,672 --> 00:45:17,840 Basically. 671 00:45:19,842 --> 00:45:21,427 I love my family. 672 00:45:23,804 --> 00:45:27,099 There's a balance. There's a ying and a Yang. 673 00:45:34,065 --> 00:45:38,402 You think you know. You think you learned something. 674 00:45:39,528 --> 00:45:40,988 Like when I got shot. 675 00:45:42,240 --> 00:45:43,491 Know what? 676 00:45:46,869 --> 00:45:49,205 All right. 677 00:45:49,372 --> 00:45:53,209 When I was in Las Vegas, I took peyote. 678 00:45:54,585 --> 00:45:57,046 Curiosity, I don't know. 679 00:45:57,213 --> 00:45:58,965 You were searching for something. 680 00:46:01,592 --> 00:46:05,096 Well, I saw some things. Not... 681 00:46:05,263 --> 00:46:06,973 Things, per se, hallucinations... 682 00:46:07,139 --> 00:46:08,975 Roger corman shit. 683 00:46:09,141 --> 00:46:12,687 - Was disappointing, there wasn't any of that. - What was there? 684 00:46:12,853 --> 00:46:15,022 It's kind of hard to describe. 685 00:46:16,565 --> 00:46:19,151 I mean, you've done it, right? Acid, shit like that. 686 00:46:19,443 --> 00:46:20,945 No. 687 00:46:24,573 --> 00:46:27,200 (Sighs) 688 00:46:27,201 --> 00:46:29,203 All I can say is... 689 00:46:29,370 --> 00:46:33,207 I saw, for pretty certain... 690 00:46:33,374 --> 00:46:34,875 That this... 691 00:46:35,042 --> 00:46:37,545 Everything we see and experience... 692 00:46:37,712 --> 00:46:39,213 Is not all there is. 693 00:46:40,172 --> 00:46:41,757 What else is there? 694 00:46:43,217 --> 00:46:44,885 Something else. 695 00:46:47,555 --> 00:46:49,348 But that's as far as I'm gonna go with it. 696 00:46:49,515 --> 00:46:52,226 I don't fucking know. 697 00:46:52,435 --> 00:46:54,437 Alternate universes? 698 00:46:54,603 --> 00:46:56,522 You gonna be a fucking comedian now? 699 00:46:56,897 --> 00:46:58,274 I'm not. 700 00:47:00,609 --> 00:47:01,610 Maybe. 701 00:47:04,196 --> 00:47:06,699 This is gonna sound stupid... 702 00:47:08,409 --> 00:47:12,079 But I saw at one point that our mothers are... 703 00:47:14,707 --> 00:47:17,585 They're bus drivers. 704 00:47:22,465 --> 00:47:24,258 No, they are the bus. 705 00:47:24,425 --> 00:47:27,553 See, they're the vehicle that gets us here. 706 00:47:27,720 --> 00:47:31,265 They drop us off and go on their way. 707 00:47:31,432 --> 00:47:33,184 They continue on theirjourney. 708 00:47:33,351 --> 00:47:36,771 And the problem is that we keep trying to get back on the bus... 709 00:47:36,937 --> 00:47:39,148 Instead of just letting it go. 710 00:47:43,819 --> 00:47:45,946 That's very insightful. 711 00:47:46,197 --> 00:47:48,199 Well, Jesus, don't act so surprised. 712 00:47:50,534 --> 00:47:53,079 (Sighs) 713 00:47:57,208 --> 00:47:59,335 You know... 714 00:47:59,502 --> 00:48:02,296 You have these thoughts, and you almost grab it. 715 00:48:03,631 --> 00:48:04,757 And then: 716 00:48:09,845 --> 00:48:11,514 (Doorbell rings) 717 00:48:13,307 --> 00:48:14,934 Butch, how are you? 718 00:48:15,101 --> 00:48:17,853 Phil is not accepting visitors right now. 719 00:48:18,020 --> 00:48:19,939 I just talked to him on the phone, butchie. 720 00:48:20,106 --> 00:48:23,651 I just talked to him in person. He ain't seeing nobody. 721 00:48:23,818 --> 00:48:25,486 What's going on, butch? 722 00:48:25,653 --> 00:48:27,488 I just brokered this thing. 723 00:48:27,655 --> 00:48:32,159 He came here to make a peace offering. A semi-trailer of drills, makitas. 724 00:48:32,326 --> 00:48:34,495 We don't want your fucking drills. 725 00:48:34,662 --> 00:48:37,790 Fuck it. Let's go. 726 00:48:53,264 --> 00:48:55,641 That's right, cocksucker! 727 00:48:55,808 --> 00:48:58,185 - Go back to New Jersey! - Phil, what are you doing? 728 00:48:58,352 --> 00:49:01,021 Take that piece of shit and get off my stoop. 729 00:49:01,188 --> 00:49:03,023 But we just talked about this. 730 00:49:03,190 --> 00:49:05,359 Well, cooler heads prevailed. 731 00:49:05,526 --> 00:49:08,154 - Uncle Philly! - Uncle Philly, my ass. 732 00:49:08,320 --> 00:49:10,698 Will you just come down so we can discuss this? 733 00:49:10,865 --> 00:49:13,993 There's nothing left to discuss, carmine. 734 00:49:17,830 --> 00:49:19,665 I don't understand. 735 00:49:19,832 --> 00:49:21,709 Why is he like this? 736 00:49:27,756 --> 00:49:30,259 Hey, it's sleeping beauty. 737 00:49:30,426 --> 00:49:33,429 - I didn't sleep a wink. - I know, we've been waiting for you. 738 00:49:33,596 --> 00:49:34,805 Have the chess set ready. 739 00:49:34,972 --> 00:49:38,058 - He cheats. - Hello, honest Abe? 740 00:49:38,517 --> 00:49:40,978 - Whatever. - We just haven't played for so long. 741 00:49:41,145 --> 00:49:45,357 - I know, I just got all this stress at work. - It's cool, it happens to a lot of people. 742 00:49:45,524 --> 00:49:47,526 - Really? - Absolutely. 743 00:49:47,693 --> 00:49:49,737 More than half of adults report experiencing... 744 00:49:49,904 --> 00:49:52,239 Some kind of insomnia at least a few nights a week. 745 00:49:52,406 --> 00:49:54,575 We just want you back. 746 00:49:54,742 --> 00:49:56,744 - Thanks, guys. - When you can't sleep... 747 00:50:10,299 --> 00:50:12,593 No food in the unit, sir. 748 00:50:34,949 --> 00:50:37,660 (Folk music playing)