1 00:00:07,216 --> 00:00:09,218 ( Theme music playing) 2 00:02:40,369 --> 00:02:41,495 Motherfucker! 3 00:02:41,662 --> 00:02:42,788 - (Grunts) - ( Splashes ) 4 00:02:54,549 --> 00:02:56,051 I just got rid of the last. 5 00:02:56,259 --> 00:02:57,552 Thank fuckin' Christ. 6 00:02:57,761 --> 00:02:59,262 I drove up to Connecticut. 7 00:02:59,471 --> 00:03:01,598 Good. The rump roast went in down the shore. 8 00:03:01,807 --> 00:03:04,351 So the barbecue over in sheepshead bay... that still a go? 9 00:03:04,559 --> 00:03:07,187 You know I'm not really sure where the big guy left that. 10 00:03:07,354 --> 00:03:09,272 (Music continues ) 11 00:03:10,565 --> 00:03:12,943 (Brakes squeak) 12 00:03:13,235 --> 00:03:14,903 (Engine stops ) 13 00:03:15,153 --> 00:03:16,822 (Giggles) 14 00:03:25,956 --> 00:03:29,376 This way, sweetheart. There's something I need to get straight between us. 15 00:03:29,584 --> 00:03:31,169 (Both giggle) 16 00:03:32,838 --> 00:03:35,549 Seriously, you look beautiful tonight. 17 00:03:41,680 --> 00:03:45,600 ( Car alarms blaring ) 18 00:03:47,519 --> 00:03:50,397 (Moaning, grunting) 19 00:03:50,689 --> 00:03:53,275 ( Ice ra ttling ) 20 00:03:53,567 --> 00:03:55,902 (Cell phone beeps) 21 00:04:00,073 --> 00:04:01,408 Yeah. 22 00:04:01,700 --> 00:04:03,827 ( Emergency sirens wailing ) It's done. Listen. 23 00:04:06,413 --> 00:04:08,707 Gee, sounds like a real weenie roast. 24 00:04:08,915 --> 00:04:11,460 Hey, your friend the shah was walkin' in when it happened. 25 00:04:11,668 --> 00:04:14,254 Him and some skifusa got blown back on their keisters. 26 00:04:14,463 --> 00:04:16,798 (Laughing) 27 00:04:17,174 --> 00:04:20,469 And last, transfer of the deed to jamba juice. 28 00:04:24,014 --> 00:04:26,349 - Thank you. - Thanks. 29 00:04:30,020 --> 00:04:32,189 I'll meet you out front. 30 00:04:34,858 --> 00:04:37,194 Listen, I just wanted to apologize. 31 00:04:37,778 --> 00:04:39,821 That night... 32 00:04:40,030 --> 00:04:42,365 It's just I make it a policy not to mix business... 33 00:04:42,532 --> 00:04:44,409 No apology necessary, seriously. 34 00:04:44,618 --> 00:04:47,412 Good, 'cause the truth is I haven't been able to forget about you 35 00:04:47,621 --> 00:04:50,957 and it ain't like I haven't been tryin'. 36 00:04:51,166 --> 00:04:55,378 So, you free for dinner? Maybe? 37 00:04:55,587 --> 00:04:57,547 Thanks, but I think I'll pass. 38 00:04:57,756 --> 00:04:59,633 Congratulations on the sale, though. 39 00:05:04,930 --> 00:05:08,016 "Morning sunshine," Benjamin Moore. 40 00:05:08,225 --> 00:05:11,102 And we can do the borders with the Disney characters. 41 00:05:12,896 --> 00:05:15,065 Makes me nervous, this stuff. 42 00:05:15,232 --> 00:05:17,692 We should wait to decorate till after the baby's born. 43 00:05:17,901 --> 00:05:20,779 Again with the superstitions? 44 00:05:20,987 --> 00:05:23,949 Remember the penguin movie, how you cried? 45 00:05:24,157 --> 00:05:25,492 You sit on an egg for months, 46 00:05:25,700 --> 00:05:28,411 one little thing goes wrong, you're left with nothing. 47 00:05:30,539 --> 00:05:33,083 Honey, I'm not Adrianna. 48 00:05:33,250 --> 00:05:36,336 I'm healthy. Our baby's healthy. 49 00:05:36,545 --> 00:05:39,089 Stop worrying and enjoy this time, okay? 50 00:05:39,256 --> 00:05:42,259 I am. Let's just stop countin' the chickens. 51 00:05:42,425 --> 00:05:45,846 Any anesthesiologist, dial 5248. 52 00:06:01,611 --> 00:06:03,780 Workin' man get off okay? 53 00:06:03,989 --> 00:06:05,657 He was gone by the time I got up. 54 00:06:05,866 --> 00:06:08,869 Used to be he wasn't home by the time you got up. 55 00:06:13,331 --> 00:06:15,250 What's the matter? 56 00:06:16,751 --> 00:06:20,171 Liz la cerva tried to commit suicide. Pills. 57 00:06:21,172 --> 00:06:22,452 ( Sighs ) What'd she do that for? 58 00:06:22,549 --> 00:06:25,468 Apparently she got a letter for Ade from the salvation army. 59 00:06:25,677 --> 00:06:28,138 - Ade's homeless? - She made a donation every year 60 00:06:28,346 --> 00:06:30,098 to feed the homeless on Thanksgiving. 61 00:06:30,307 --> 00:06:32,809 The letter set Liz off, evidently. 62 00:06:32,976 --> 00:06:35,937 Look, I gotta say I commiserate with the woman, but... 63 00:06:36,146 --> 00:06:37,647 She thinks her daughter is dead. 64 00:06:38,982 --> 00:06:41,943 I told you I had another dream about Ade in Paris. 65 00:06:42,152 --> 00:06:45,280 A French policeman told me she was dead and I had to tell her. 66 00:06:45,488 --> 00:06:47,157 I know, carm. Pepe le pew... 67 00:06:47,365 --> 00:06:49,492 Doesn't change the fact that Adrianna is missing. 68 00:06:49,701 --> 00:06:52,181 It also doesn't change the fact that her mother's a bitter lush 69 00:06:52,329 --> 00:06:54,164 - who can't accept reality. - What reality? 70 00:06:54,331 --> 00:06:57,626 That her daughter couldn't stand her so she moved away. 71 00:06:57,834 --> 00:06:59,502 That's what you say to me two weeks 72 00:06:59,669 --> 00:07:01,838 after our own daughter moves away to California. 73 00:07:02,005 --> 00:07:05,634 Oh come on, will you stop? It's a different situation entirely. 74 00:07:05,842 --> 00:07:08,678 I'm sorry, I'm sorry. It's just... 75 00:07:08,887 --> 00:07:10,305 It's just everything all at once. 76 00:07:10,513 --> 00:07:12,057 What everything? 77 00:07:12,265 --> 00:07:15,810 The holidays are coming and my spec house has gone to shit. 78 00:07:16,019 --> 00:07:18,021 Well, a.J.'S got a job. He's doing better. 79 00:07:19,981 --> 00:07:21,566 You raised two gorgeous kids. 80 00:07:21,775 --> 00:07:23,193 You got a husband that loves you. 81 00:07:23,360 --> 00:07:25,236 You made us a beautiful home. 82 00:07:26,696 --> 00:07:29,366 Doesn't that count for something? 83 00:07:32,035 --> 00:07:34,913 Come on. 84 00:07:35,080 --> 00:07:37,374 (Tony humming) 85 00:07:37,624 --> 00:07:39,960 Not exactly a Thanksgiving day classic here, ed... 86 00:07:40,210 --> 00:07:41,962 - (Thuds) - ( Chuckling ) 87 00:07:42,128 --> 00:07:43,964 The fuck? Come on, cut it out. 88 00:07:44,172 --> 00:07:46,633 He's already talkin' like a real construction worker. 89 00:07:46,841 --> 00:07:49,719 Yeah, funny. See how you like working out in the cold. 90 00:07:51,721 --> 00:07:54,015 Go check on the bird. 91 00:07:54,224 --> 00:07:56,393 Bring back some onion dip too. 92 00:08:04,734 --> 00:08:07,570 So how's your bird these days? 93 00:08:07,779 --> 00:08:09,322 What the fuck are you talkin' about? 94 00:08:09,531 --> 00:08:13,118 Come on, clandestine phone calls... 95 00:08:13,326 --> 00:08:14,869 I know you got a new goomar. 96 00:08:15,078 --> 00:08:17,622 - What can I say, huh? - With a pregnant wife at home. 97 00:08:17,831 --> 00:08:19,290 Your timing is fuckin' priceless. 98 00:08:19,499 --> 00:08:22,252 Playground's closed. A man has his needs. 99 00:08:22,460 --> 00:08:24,421 Good point. When carmela had her spec house, 100 00:08:24,629 --> 00:08:26,923 I can't tell you how many nights I had to fend for myself 101 00:08:27,132 --> 00:08:28,972 while she was out lookin' at bathroom fixtures. 102 00:08:29,009 --> 00:08:31,428 So this new one... how come you don't bring her around? 103 00:08:31,636 --> 00:08:34,639 Honestly I would but... 104 00:08:34,848 --> 00:08:37,142 Between us, she's black. 105 00:08:37,350 --> 00:08:39,310 - Oh! - You're bangin' a shine? 106 00:08:39,519 --> 00:08:42,272 She's hot too. Classy. 107 00:08:42,480 --> 00:08:43,940 Not that it would matter to Paulie. 108 00:08:44,149 --> 00:08:46,189 I'd still have to listen to all his racial bullshit. 109 00:08:46,276 --> 00:08:49,529 Yeah. She would feel it too. 110 00:09:00,874 --> 00:09:03,376 Hey, uncle Paulie. 111 00:09:08,339 --> 00:09:10,467 The fuck you doin'? 112 00:09:16,306 --> 00:09:19,476 There's my girl. Come here. Gimme that cheek. 113 00:09:19,642 --> 00:09:20,852 (Smooches ) 114 00:09:21,227 --> 00:09:23,271 I got your check. 115 00:09:23,480 --> 00:09:25,732 She a doll or what? Blanca. 116 00:09:27,484 --> 00:09:29,152 Hi. I'm Anthony. 117 00:09:29,194 --> 00:09:29,861 (Cell ringing) 118 00:09:29,944 --> 00:09:32,363 Yeah. I just did your papennork. 119 00:09:33,364 --> 00:09:36,076 - You live in Jersey? - Hello. 120 00:09:36,284 --> 00:09:37,952 My urologist. I gotta take this. 121 00:09:38,161 --> 00:09:39,496 Soprano! 122 00:09:52,342 --> 00:09:54,969 (Moaning ) 123 00:10:06,439 --> 00:10:09,275 (Sighing) 124 00:10:16,199 --> 00:10:19,577 I would've cleaned up if you gave me a minute. 125 00:10:19,786 --> 00:10:21,329 You started it. 126 00:10:27,794 --> 00:10:31,381 Seriously, I'm sorry it's such a pigsty. 127 00:10:33,424 --> 00:10:36,344 I just work a lot and I'm a pig. 128 00:10:37,804 --> 00:10:39,264 Gonna get a tree in here? 129 00:10:39,472 --> 00:10:42,142 I come from hanukkah people, but it doesn't do a lot for me. 130 00:10:44,394 --> 00:10:46,729 So Christmas Eve's just another day to you? 131 00:10:46,896 --> 00:10:49,399 Actually, we usually go to some incredibly shitty movie. 132 00:10:49,607 --> 00:10:51,007 There's nothin' else to choose from. 133 00:10:51,109 --> 00:10:52,735 Makes me worried about my project. 134 00:10:52,902 --> 00:10:56,656 - You ruined my dress. - Save it. 135 00:10:56,865 --> 00:10:58,908 Like Monica Lewinsky. 136 00:10:59,117 --> 00:11:01,578 Show your friends how hard you made me come. 137 00:11:01,786 --> 00:11:03,705 Mmm. 138 00:11:09,586 --> 00:11:10,920 What are we doing here, huh? 139 00:11:11,087 --> 00:11:14,215 I don't know. 140 00:11:14,424 --> 00:11:16,551 Can't stop thinkin' about fucking you all the time. 141 00:11:23,808 --> 00:11:27,729 How can you even like a person who sleeps with a married guy? 142 00:11:27,937 --> 00:11:29,564 Can we not talk about it? 143 00:11:29,772 --> 00:11:32,483 I rushed in with her. I thought I wanted it. 144 00:11:32,692 --> 00:11:34,652 You do. 145 00:11:34,861 --> 00:11:37,447 And you're not giving it a chance. 146 00:11:37,655 --> 00:11:39,449 You'll see eventually you'll want kids. 147 00:11:40,617 --> 00:11:41,784 It'll be good. 148 00:11:41,951 --> 00:11:44,621 I don't want a family with her. 149 00:11:44,787 --> 00:11:46,331 She's got no idea who I am. 150 00:11:49,167 --> 00:11:51,294 She "doesn't understand you"? 151 00:12:03,223 --> 00:12:05,558 As we know, Phil asked me to arrange this meeting 152 00:12:05,767 --> 00:12:07,060 after the fire in his wire room. 153 00:12:07,268 --> 00:12:09,812 Correction. You asked me to fuckin' attend. 154 00:12:09,979 --> 00:12:12,649 - I agreed. - Fair enough. 155 00:12:12,815 --> 00:12:14,442 Now I won't call it a sit-down because 156 00:12:14,651 --> 00:12:17,111 of the inclement negative implications. 157 00:12:17,320 --> 00:12:20,657 Let's think of it as... A meeting of minds. 158 00:12:20,865 --> 00:12:23,368 Now for whatever reason, certain incidents 159 00:12:23,576 --> 00:12:27,789 have expired lately that in addition to being dangerous 160 00:12:27,997 --> 00:12:30,708 could have an adverse impact on our respective bottom lines. 161 00:12:30,917 --> 00:12:34,879 I know vito's bottom was impacted if that's what you're referring to. 162 00:12:35,088 --> 00:12:36,982 Call him what you will, but you're talkin' about one of my captains. 163 00:12:37,006 --> 00:12:39,968 Captain? The good ship lollipop, right? 164 00:12:40,176 --> 00:12:42,053 - Phil, please. - Please, my ass. 165 00:12:42,262 --> 00:12:43,972 The man was a fuckin' disgrace. 166 00:12:44,180 --> 00:12:45,682 Well, before he came out of the closet 167 00:12:45,848 --> 00:12:47,433 he worked for me. 168 00:12:47,642 --> 00:12:49,078 And he put a lot of money in my pocket. 169 00:12:49,102 --> 00:12:50,228 And yours too. 170 00:12:50,436 --> 00:12:53,022 Talk about earners? How about fat dom gamiello? 171 00:12:55,066 --> 00:12:56,359 - What about him? - He's Mia. 172 00:12:56,567 --> 00:12:58,695 A lot of people are concerned for his well-being. 173 00:12:58,903 --> 00:13:00,655 So what the fuck would I know about that? 174 00:13:00,863 --> 00:13:03,866 Well, as coincidence would have it, he was last seen in New Jersey. 175 00:13:04,033 --> 00:13:06,536 So was the hindenburg. Maybe you wanna look into that too. 176 00:13:06,744 --> 00:13:08,371 Tony, please. Phil. 177 00:13:08,579 --> 00:13:10,707 We're getting off point. 178 00:13:10,915 --> 00:13:13,376 I grew up in this, guys. 179 00:13:13,543 --> 00:13:15,545 And I just lost my friend, rusty, 180 00:13:15,753 --> 00:13:19,382 and for reasons I will discern in time, believe me. 181 00:13:19,590 --> 00:13:22,927 If there's one thing my father taught me it's this... 182 00:13:23,136 --> 00:13:26,556 A pint of blood costs more than a gallon of gold. 183 00:13:28,725 --> 00:13:31,060 My business, all of our businesses... 184 00:13:31,227 --> 00:13:33,396 This infighting's costing money. 185 00:13:33,563 --> 00:13:35,356 I'm willing to move fonnard, 186 00:13:35,565 --> 00:13:38,860 let the past be bygones. 187 00:13:39,068 --> 00:13:41,237 - Fine with me. - A wise decision 188 00:13:41,446 --> 00:13:42,905 on both your parts. 189 00:13:43,072 --> 00:13:44,490 Now what I'd love to see is a truce. 190 00:13:44,699 --> 00:13:46,576 Wipe the slate clean. 191 00:13:46,743 --> 00:13:51,414 The no-shows, the wire room, vito... Put it all behind us. 192 00:13:51,581 --> 00:13:52,915 Yeah. 193 00:13:54,417 --> 00:13:56,217 Your brother Billy, whatever happened there... 194 00:13:56,419 --> 00:13:58,219 - All right then. - "Whatever happened there?" 195 00:13:58,338 --> 00:14:00,131 - The shooting. - "Whatever happened there?" 196 00:14:00,298 --> 00:14:03,343 - God rest his soul, huh? - I'll tell you what fuckin' happened. 197 00:14:03,551 --> 00:14:04,802 This piece of shit's cousin 198 00:14:05,011 --> 00:14:06,572 - put six bullets in the kid... - Calm down, Phil. 199 00:14:06,596 --> 00:14:08,639 Without any provocation whatsoever! 200 00:14:08,848 --> 00:14:10,433 - My cousin's dead. - Fuck you! 201 00:14:10,600 --> 00:14:12,894 Phil, we were making headway here. I didn't mean to say... 202 00:14:13,102 --> 00:14:15,605 Fuck what you meant, cocksuckeh 203 00:14:15,813 --> 00:14:17,315 come on. 204 00:14:22,570 --> 00:14:24,322 Jesus Christ, carmine. What the fuck? 205 00:14:24,530 --> 00:14:26,866 Why would you possibly bring that up? 206 00:14:26,991 --> 00:14:29,577 (Door slams ) 207 00:14:30,328 --> 00:14:32,455 He's holdin' the board, looking the other way. 208 00:14:32,663 --> 00:14:34,457 So the nail gun goes off, bam! 209 00:14:34,665 --> 00:14:36,125 Right through the dude's cheek. 210 00:14:36,292 --> 00:14:39,295 Oh, fuck. 211 00:15:13,704 --> 00:15:15,331 - Passaic. - What? 212 00:15:15,540 --> 00:15:17,792 Where I live. You asked me. 213 00:15:18,000 --> 00:15:19,669 Right. 214 00:15:19,836 --> 00:15:24,006 Why you ask me that? You gonna come over, take me on a date? 215 00:15:24,674 --> 00:15:26,217 Yeah, absolutely. 216 00:15:27,009 --> 00:15:29,303 I got a son, Hector. 217 00:15:29,512 --> 00:15:30,805 He's three. 218 00:15:31,013 --> 00:15:33,182 Ah, that's cool. 219 00:15:43,484 --> 00:15:45,653 You're gonna call me, right? 220 00:15:48,531 --> 00:15:50,241 Hey... there's only six numbers. 221 00:15:50,450 --> 00:15:52,160 I left the last one off. 222 00:15:52,368 --> 00:15:55,288 You wanna find me, you're gonna have to work for it. 223 00:16:02,670 --> 00:16:04,380 You have an emergency call on two. 224 00:16:04,589 --> 00:16:07,341 Oh my god. Pop? 225 00:16:07,550 --> 00:16:09,635 Guess who. 226 00:16:09,844 --> 00:16:12,263 - That's not funny. - Had to get your attention. 227 00:16:12,472 --> 00:16:14,950 Well you had my attention. Now you're wasting my time. I have to go. 228 00:16:14,974 --> 00:16:18,227 Hold on. You got a warehouse listed on Panama 229 00:16:18,394 --> 00:16:21,522 that used to be a uniform supply. What's the asking? 230 00:16:21,731 --> 00:16:24,066 Three and a quarter. Can I go now? 231 00:16:24,233 --> 00:16:26,360 I was driving by. I thought it had some potential. 232 00:16:26,569 --> 00:16:28,237 But it's really 9,400 square feet 233 00:16:28,404 --> 00:16:30,990 of leaky tarpaper roofs and clotted galvanized plumbing 234 00:16:31,199 --> 00:16:32,575 and no foot traffic to speak of. 235 00:16:32,742 --> 00:16:34,744 Ease up on the hard sell there. 236 00:16:34,952 --> 00:16:36,412 I'm thinking... 237 00:16:36,579 --> 00:16:39,099 You get the seller to knock something meaningful off the asking, 238 00:16:39,248 --> 00:16:41,250 I fix it, you flip it. 239 00:16:43,794 --> 00:16:46,422 Look, whatever happened, we did make some money together, right? 240 00:16:48,549 --> 00:16:51,260 - You serious about this? - Oh, you never do shit like that? 241 00:16:52,595 --> 00:16:54,430 I'll get back to you. 242 00:17:02,855 --> 00:17:04,607 I was up for anything. 243 00:17:04,774 --> 00:17:06,275 He signed the escrow papers 244 00:17:06,484 --> 00:17:08,778 and I'm not sure what happened 245 00:17:08,986 --> 00:17:11,781 but he... left. 246 00:17:11,948 --> 00:17:14,450 It was so fucking humiliating... 247 00:17:16,285 --> 00:17:19,830 And I was so worked up. I just needed to smooth it out. 248 00:17:20,039 --> 00:17:22,208 So there's the cristal. 249 00:17:25,127 --> 00:17:28,047 I mean it could've been worse, given my history. 250 00:17:28,256 --> 00:17:30,132 It could've been junk. 251 00:17:30,341 --> 00:17:32,843 Julie, right? 252 00:17:33,052 --> 00:17:35,972 - Julianna. - Christopher. 253 00:17:36,180 --> 00:17:37,932 I liked your share in there, seriously. 254 00:17:38,140 --> 00:17:40,977 I'm glad... or sorry I guess. 255 00:17:41,185 --> 00:17:43,813 Got a similar situation with my job. 256 00:17:43,980 --> 00:17:46,315 I really get that rush when it's working. 257 00:17:46,482 --> 00:17:48,985 I don't think I've ever heard you share in there. 258 00:17:49,151 --> 00:17:50,611 Not a judgment, by the way. 259 00:17:50,820 --> 00:17:52,738 You learn as much from others. 260 00:17:52,947 --> 00:17:54,991 I split my time at na too. 261 00:17:55,199 --> 00:17:56,826 Junks another thing, huh? 262 00:17:57,034 --> 00:17:59,829 Tell me about it. 263 00:18:00,037 --> 00:18:04,166 - You look familiar. - Pork store there, satriale's. 264 00:18:05,001 --> 00:18:08,004 Oh, right. 265 00:18:09,505 --> 00:18:12,508 Wow, cool. So I guess I'll see you. 266 00:18:12,675 --> 00:18:15,803 Or maybe next week, here. 267 00:18:16,012 --> 00:18:18,347 Wait. You wanna go for coffee? 268 00:18:20,182 --> 00:18:23,227 Well... okay. 269 00:18:23,436 --> 00:18:26,230 Wanna follow me to that dive on sip and jfk? 270 00:18:26,522 --> 00:18:28,524 (Panting ) 271 00:18:43,748 --> 00:18:45,625 (Phone ring/ng) 272 00:18:49,754 --> 00:18:52,214 For some people, depression is a form 273 00:18:52,381 --> 00:18:55,259 of forced intro version. 274 00:18:55,468 --> 00:18:57,762 And in Lincoln's case, it was extremely painful. 275 00:18:57,970 --> 00:19:01,515 But it's out of that forced intro version 276 00:19:01,724 --> 00:19:03,893 - that comes the Abraham Lincoln... - Where you been? 277 00:19:04,060 --> 00:19:05,871 - Linda merola's. - Who's the successful president. 278 00:19:05,895 --> 00:19:08,272 I left you a message. The annual Christmas toy drive. 279 00:19:08,481 --> 00:19:12,818 - How was it? - It was nice. We gave an Xbox. 280 00:19:13,027 --> 00:19:16,614 So, Stan klimik was there. 281 00:19:16,822 --> 00:19:18,574 Ruth's husband? He works for kroll. 282 00:19:18,783 --> 00:19:20,117 The private eyes? 283 00:19:20,326 --> 00:19:21,911 He does their computers. 284 00:19:22,119 --> 00:19:23,788 Anyway, I was telling him about Ade 285 00:19:23,996 --> 00:19:26,123 and he said we should hire professionals 286 00:19:26,332 --> 00:19:28,668 - to track her down. - Carm... 287 00:19:28,876 --> 00:19:30,520 It's not as expensive as you might think, Tony. 288 00:19:30,544 --> 00:19:31,962 He gave me his card. 289 00:19:32,171 --> 00:19:35,174 Look, it's not about the money. 290 00:19:35,383 --> 00:19:38,719 Did you ever think that maybe it's an intrusion into Ade's personal life? 291 00:19:38,928 --> 00:19:40,846 But what if she's in trouble, Tony? 292 00:19:46,018 --> 00:19:47,603 Stan said they had this case once... 293 00:19:47,812 --> 00:19:49,939 This guy ran out on his child support. 294 00:19:50,147 --> 00:19:53,734 He was a hiking enthusiast, missing 12 years 295 00:19:53,943 --> 00:19:57,446 and they tracked him down to a watering station in the mojave desert. 296 00:19:59,949 --> 00:20:02,076 (Slow rock playing) 297 00:20:05,663 --> 00:20:09,291 Carmela's spec house? I need you to go lean on that building inspector. 298 00:20:09,458 --> 00:20:12,044 - Leave it alone, you said. - Do it today, for all our sakes. 299 00:20:12,253 --> 00:20:15,005 My wife needs a career. 300 00:20:15,214 --> 00:20:17,758 Tony, hey. Season's greetings. 301 00:20:17,967 --> 00:20:19,969 Good holidays to your family, huh? 302 00:20:20,177 --> 00:20:22,471 Yeah, you too. 303 00:20:24,306 --> 00:20:27,476 - ( Dis tant sirens ringing ) - ( Water dripping ) 304 00:20:27,852 --> 00:20:29,478 Well, it's bigger than I thought. 305 00:20:29,687 --> 00:20:32,398 I got close with a developer who thought he could do apartments, 306 00:20:32,606 --> 00:20:35,234 some light retail, but we snagged on some zoning issues. 307 00:20:36,736 --> 00:20:39,613 Let me worry about that. 308 00:20:39,822 --> 00:20:43,826 So who's this fiancé you were telling me about? 309 00:20:43,993 --> 00:20:47,747 Jesus, what the fuck do you want here? 310 00:20:50,040 --> 00:20:52,960 - Just move on, huh? - I was confused, okay? 311 00:20:53,169 --> 00:20:54,837 - I'm not now. - What a coincidence, 312 00:20:55,045 --> 00:20:57,673 'cause that's exactly how I feel. 313 00:20:57,882 --> 00:21:00,760 Take all the time you need. Just stick it in the lock box. 314 00:21:04,847 --> 00:21:06,640 (Dog bark/ng) 315 00:21:06,807 --> 00:21:09,268 (Sighs) 316 00:21:11,937 --> 00:21:13,981 It's only the latest draft. 317 00:21:14,190 --> 00:21:15,870 Guy who wrote it... I met him at a meeting. 318 00:21:16,066 --> 00:21:17,693 Jt Dolan, big user. 319 00:21:17,860 --> 00:21:20,446 You can tell. It's relentless. 320 00:21:20,654 --> 00:21:22,865 Yeah, it's a work in progress. 321 00:21:23,032 --> 00:21:25,117 I didn't mean it like that. There's a lot in it. 322 00:21:26,952 --> 00:21:29,997 Are you sure about the title, "cleaver"? 323 00:21:30,206 --> 00:21:31,832 The Jerry mathers connecfion? 324 00:21:32,041 --> 00:21:34,210 Rules of success for pictures like this? 325 00:21:34,376 --> 00:21:38,214 One-word titles... "Saw," "hostel," "cleaver." 326 00:21:39,757 --> 00:21:42,384 But Michael... he knows it's the boss right away? 327 00:21:43,803 --> 00:21:45,781 You might want to make more of a mystery out of it. 328 00:21:45,805 --> 00:21:47,223 Maybe. 329 00:21:47,431 --> 00:21:50,267 This boss, he's a really rough... 330 00:21:52,102 --> 00:21:54,063 Is Anthony soprano like that? 331 00:21:54,271 --> 00:21:56,899 He's just a jumping-off point for the character. 332 00:22:00,569 --> 00:22:03,239 He's got some similarness. 333 00:22:03,405 --> 00:22:05,032 Like he thinks everything's his. 334 00:22:05,783 --> 00:22:07,451 But it's not. 335 00:22:11,205 --> 00:22:13,332 I can't get into it but there are some rules. 336 00:22:13,541 --> 00:22:16,502 Thank you. Don't get into it. I don't wanna know. 337 00:22:18,921 --> 00:22:21,423 It's just weird, you know? Being where he's been. 338 00:22:21,590 --> 00:22:24,301 He hasn't been anywhere. 339 00:22:24,510 --> 00:22:25,970 Nothing happened. I told you that. 340 00:22:26,178 --> 00:22:28,889 Don't matter. He's been there in his mind. 341 00:22:29,098 --> 00:22:31,892 Ugh. Fine. 342 00:22:43,112 --> 00:22:46,115 You're right. Guy's got a lot more on his mind than this. 343 00:22:47,950 --> 00:22:50,661 Like whether or not to have that third sandwich. 344 00:23:06,093 --> 00:23:07,970 I'm not a fucking parking spot. 345 00:23:10,389 --> 00:23:12,224 Ow. 346 00:23:27,448 --> 00:23:29,575 Don't get me wrong, I loved dom more than anybody. 347 00:23:29,783 --> 00:23:32,161 My point is we don't know if Tony was behind this. 348 00:23:32,328 --> 00:23:33,996 It was payback for vito. 349 00:23:34,204 --> 00:23:36,165 So why the fuck did they blow up the wire room? 350 00:23:39,668 --> 00:23:40,961 The balls on this prick. 351 00:23:41,170 --> 00:23:42,963 To blow up a store... You call that balls? 352 00:23:43,172 --> 00:23:44,492 Balls is you look a guy in the eye 353 00:23:44,673 --> 00:23:46,353 while you jam an ice pick through his lung. 354 00:23:46,508 --> 00:23:48,677 I meant balls as in "nerve," "gall." 355 00:23:48,886 --> 00:23:50,471 I know what the fuck you meant. 356 00:23:50,679 --> 00:23:53,349 Far as I'm concerned, this is like 9-11. 357 00:23:53,515 --> 00:23:55,643 Tony wanted our attention. Fine. 358 00:23:55,851 --> 00:23:59,146 He got our attention. Now we wipe him off the planet. 359 00:23:59,355 --> 00:24:01,833 You know that fat cocksucker says I look like the shah of Iran? 360 00:24:01,857 --> 00:24:04,777 - Who does? - Tony. 361 00:24:04,985 --> 00:24:07,196 - I never got that at all. - Fat piece of shit. 362 00:24:07,363 --> 00:24:11,492 It's irrelevant, Phil. But he's testin' you all the time. 363 00:24:11,700 --> 00:24:13,160 And you keep indulging him. 364 00:24:13,369 --> 00:24:15,371 You're right. 365 00:24:16,747 --> 00:24:21,543 But whack a boss? I won't do that. 366 00:24:21,752 --> 00:24:23,712 - It's been done before. - And it was wrong then. 367 00:24:23,921 --> 00:24:26,715 Eye for an eye then, huh? Pick somebody over there. 368 00:24:29,051 --> 00:24:31,220 ( Train horn blow/ng) 369 00:24:33,347 --> 00:24:36,058 White trash motherfuckers in narcotics anonymous... 370 00:24:36,225 --> 00:24:37,518 Fucking "Jerry springer show." 371 00:24:37,726 --> 00:24:40,062 The fuck with your whining tonight? 372 00:24:41,897 --> 00:24:45,567 Listen... been involved with this girl. 373 00:24:45,734 --> 00:24:47,569 In there... that's the place to share. 374 00:24:47,736 --> 00:24:51,115 It's complicated. 375 00:24:51,323 --> 00:24:54,618 Remember that real estate agent Tony was dealing with? The Jewish one? 376 00:24:54,827 --> 00:24:57,413 Fuckin' a. He planted the flag. I'd back off. 377 00:24:57,621 --> 00:24:58,914 No, he didn't do shit, she said. 378 00:24:59,123 --> 00:25:01,333 He wanted to and then never pulled the trigger. 379 00:25:01,542 --> 00:25:03,377 Okay, it's touchy but okay. 380 00:25:03,585 --> 00:25:06,588 I don't know if it's okay but fuck him and what he don't know, you know? 381 00:25:10,009 --> 00:25:11,802 So what's the problem? 382 00:25:12,011 --> 00:25:15,097 She's in recovery. Junk. 383 00:25:15,305 --> 00:25:18,809 Her? Fuckin' movie of the week. 384 00:25:19,018 --> 00:25:21,895 Listen to me. That last run you went on, 385 00:25:22,104 --> 00:25:25,441 beginning with the feast? How hard you had to work to get back from that? 386 00:25:26,275 --> 00:25:28,819 Civilians... their bosses find out they slipped, 387 00:25:29,028 --> 00:25:30,468 they get a plane ticket to Minnesota. 388 00:25:30,654 --> 00:25:33,282 Tony will fuckin' mulch his roses with what's left of you. 389 00:25:33,449 --> 00:25:35,659 She's solid now. Years sober. 390 00:25:35,868 --> 00:25:37,494 We fuckin' met at a meeting. 391 00:25:37,703 --> 00:25:40,789 - That never happens to me. - That's all you got to say? 392 00:25:40,956 --> 00:25:42,666 Schools of thought... 393 00:25:42,875 --> 00:25:46,879 Two of you together could be enabling. Bad habits shared. 394 00:25:47,087 --> 00:25:48,797 But it's more like she knows how bad it is. 395 00:25:49,006 --> 00:25:50,299 We watch out for each other. 396 00:25:50,507 --> 00:25:53,093 She wouldn't even let me have red bull. Seriously. 397 00:25:53,302 --> 00:25:56,513 Well, that's the other school... Two are stronger than one. 398 00:25:56,722 --> 00:25:58,182 I know I'm different with her. 399 00:25:58,390 --> 00:26:02,144 Well, I guess we just keep an eye on it. 400 00:26:02,311 --> 00:26:03,812 You fuckin' lucky cocksucker. 401 00:26:04,521 --> 00:26:07,900 - Another married man? - I know. 402 00:26:08,108 --> 00:26:10,819 And it gets worse. I think he's connected. 403 00:26:10,986 --> 00:26:12,821 To what? 404 00:26:13,030 --> 00:26:15,032 - The mafia. - No... 405 00:26:15,240 --> 00:26:19,161 But... actually I know he is because I was involved with his boss. 406 00:26:21,371 --> 00:26:22,998 You ever hear of Anthony soprano? 407 00:26:23,165 --> 00:26:26,168 I'm sorry, Jules. I don't even know where to fucking start. 408 00:26:26,335 --> 00:26:28,295 I know, I know. 409 00:26:28,504 --> 00:26:30,839 The stupid thing is 410 00:26:31,006 --> 00:26:33,842 he's sweet. He's good to me. 411 00:26:34,009 --> 00:26:36,178 I want you to listen to this very carefully... 412 00:26:36,345 --> 00:26:39,681 I'm your sponsor. I'm not judging you. I'm not disappointed. 413 00:26:39,848 --> 00:26:43,102 I am concerned and I'm here to help you help yourself. 414 00:26:43,310 --> 00:26:46,105 Unlike you, I've lived in north Jersey my whole life 415 00:26:46,313 --> 00:26:48,690 and those people like his boss... 416 00:26:48,857 --> 00:26:52,152 They are sociopaths. Murderers actually. 417 00:26:52,361 --> 00:26:56,490 I know, ame, but I think you're getting a little carried away. 418 00:26:56,698 --> 00:26:59,701 Don't hug me. On top of everything I'm getting a cold. 419 00:27:01,662 --> 00:27:03,413 Cock...! 420 00:27:03,622 --> 00:27:05,707 ."Sucker motherfucker! 421 00:27:05,874 --> 00:27:07,626 You shit asshole! I hate you! 422 00:27:07,835 --> 00:27:09,920 This man is so lame. 423 00:27:10,087 --> 00:27:11,964 (Rap music playing) 424 00:27:12,339 --> 00:27:14,466 Shit. 425 00:27:14,675 --> 00:27:17,803 - What's wrong? - These assholes again. 426 00:27:18,011 --> 00:27:19,888 They wake up the baby. 427 00:27:21,348 --> 00:27:23,100 (Le laughs) 428 00:27:25,060 --> 00:27:28,063 Shh! My baby's sleeping. 429 00:27:28,272 --> 00:27:30,274 Why don't you come out here and suck our dick? 430 00:27:30,482 --> 00:27:32,734 Hey, what's this asshole's problem? 431 00:27:35,654 --> 00:27:38,323 My ex used to go down and kick their asses, but... 432 00:27:38,532 --> 00:27:39,908 (Metal clanging) Now they're back. 433 00:27:40,033 --> 00:27:42,202 ( Baby cries ) 434 00:27:42,578 --> 00:27:45,831 Okay, papi. It's all right. 435 00:27:48,333 --> 00:27:50,002 It's all right, baby. 436 00:27:51,420 --> 00:27:53,630 (Sighs) 437 00:27:54,006 --> 00:27:56,049 (Baby crying ) Shh. 438 00:27:58,427 --> 00:28:00,762 Fuckwads. 439 00:28:01,597 --> 00:28:04,057 (Rap blaring ) 440 00:28:26,121 --> 00:28:29,666 Look, you guys move. Go hang somewhere else, 441 00:28:29,875 --> 00:28:32,586 I'll give you this bike. It's a Gary Fisher. 442 00:28:32,794 --> 00:28:35,964 It's only a year old. My parents gave it to me last Christmas. 443 00:28:42,137 --> 00:28:44,181 All right. 444 00:28:49,478 --> 00:28:51,772 (Panting ) 445 00:29:07,287 --> 00:29:10,707 It doesn't bother you that I'm younger than you are? 446 00:29:10,916 --> 00:29:14,503 You know who was born on your birthday? Jesse ventura. 447 00:29:14,670 --> 00:29:17,005 Who? (Shelaughs) 448 00:29:17,214 --> 00:29:20,008 He's a famous politician. I looked it up. 449 00:29:20,217 --> 00:29:22,344 How do you know my birthday? 450 00:29:22,552 --> 00:29:26,682 I did your w-4, remember? The withholding? 451 00:29:36,566 --> 00:29:38,527 You sure it don't bother you I have a baby? 452 00:29:39,111 --> 00:29:41,530 No, I love kids. 453 00:29:46,868 --> 00:29:49,371 This is fuckin' ridiculous. You're not goin' noplace. 454 00:29:49,538 --> 00:29:52,124 - I want to. - We can watch a DVD. 455 00:29:52,332 --> 00:29:54,793 I got the 50 cent movie down in my trunk. 456 00:29:55,002 --> 00:29:56,602 They were giving it away at the car wash. 457 00:29:58,380 --> 00:30:00,257 Don't talk. 458 00:30:01,633 --> 00:30:03,552 That's it. You're fuckin' grounded. 459 00:30:03,719 --> 00:30:05,721 Lie down. 460 00:30:11,727 --> 00:30:13,895 I'm gonna go down the pharmacy, get some robitussin. 461 00:30:14,104 --> 00:30:17,733 No! It's got dextromethorphan. 462 00:30:17,941 --> 00:30:21,611 What are you gonna do? Rip your fuckin' lungs out? This is crazy. 463 00:30:21,820 --> 00:30:24,448 You certainly seem very anxious to get cough medicine in here. 464 00:30:27,451 --> 00:30:28,785 I resent that. 465 00:30:36,001 --> 00:30:39,338 Fuck it! It's over the counter. How much shit could be in it? 466 00:30:39,546 --> 00:30:41,923 Umh-um. 467 00:30:48,972 --> 00:30:51,975 Maybe you could get some valerian tea. 468 00:30:52,184 --> 00:30:54,770 You put eight, nine, 10 tea bags in a cup. 469 00:30:56,938 --> 00:30:59,941 - Fuck's that gonna do? - It's equal to like taking a valium. 470 00:31:00,108 --> 00:31:03,195 - I didn't know that. - Same chemical family. 471 00:31:05,155 --> 00:31:08,158 Gotta have some cough suppressant value, right? 472 00:31:09,951 --> 00:31:12,071 Worst-case scenario, it might help you sleep at least. 473 00:31:14,289 --> 00:31:17,125 What do you think? 474 00:31:17,292 --> 00:31:18,960 Valerian tea. 475 00:31:19,127 --> 00:31:20,837 You have to go to the health food store. 476 00:31:32,641 --> 00:31:35,321 Jesus Christ, they didn't teach you how to use a pair of pliers yet? 477 00:31:36,645 --> 00:31:38,688 Oh it smells all christmassy in here. 478 00:31:38,897 --> 00:31:40,649 Yeah. (Sighs) 479 00:31:42,359 --> 00:31:44,194 Come on. 480 00:31:45,654 --> 00:31:48,573 Oh, the russos... Picture of their dogs. 481 00:31:48,782 --> 00:31:51,243 It's sad with no children. 482 00:31:59,000 --> 00:32:02,712 Oh my god! The building department. 483 00:32:02,921 --> 00:32:05,215 They're repealing the stop-work order on my spec house! 484 00:32:05,424 --> 00:32:07,259 "Construction may begin immediately." 485 00:32:07,467 --> 00:32:10,929 Tony, is this you? This is the best Christmas present I could ever get! 486 00:32:11,138 --> 00:32:14,516 Oh, I better return that vacuum I got you then. 487 00:32:15,934 --> 00:32:17,894 So, Christmas Eve... Besides the shrimp, 488 00:32:18,103 --> 00:32:21,565 - I told desanto the cherrystones. - Fine, good. 489 00:32:21,773 --> 00:32:24,168 You sure? 'Cause last year you said the cherrystones were chewy. 490 00:32:24,192 --> 00:32:25,652 The iittlenecks then. 491 00:32:25,861 --> 00:32:29,906 Jesus! Ebenezer scrooge over here. 492 00:32:30,532 --> 00:32:33,660 So stop breakin' my balls about clams. I don't feel good. 493 00:32:37,247 --> 00:32:39,791 The soft scrub, lemon-scented. 494 00:32:43,211 --> 00:32:45,547 You're cool as a cucumber. 495 00:32:45,755 --> 00:32:47,466 Did I say I'm hot? 496 00:32:47,674 --> 00:32:50,343 I got a tightness in my chest up by the esophagus. 497 00:32:50,552 --> 00:32:52,512 Well, you just had a checkup, Phil. 498 00:32:53,847 --> 00:32:55,765 Yeah. 499 00:32:56,391 --> 00:32:57,976 Imagine the Christmas Marie 500 00:32:58,185 --> 00:33:00,185 and the kids'll be having after all that with vito? 501 00:33:00,312 --> 00:33:02,689 The dibellas too. 502 00:33:02,898 --> 00:33:04,191 Catherine's stroke? 503 00:33:04,399 --> 00:33:06,401 Remember last year at my mother's house? 504 00:33:06,568 --> 00:33:10,989 Francesca spatafore did that beautiful solo of "o holy night"? 505 00:33:11,198 --> 00:33:13,867 Vito accompanied her on the piano? 506 00:33:15,118 --> 00:33:17,579 I gotta try and take a shit. 507 00:33:17,746 --> 00:33:20,665 Now, when one is having a heart attack, the body releases proteins 508 00:33:20,874 --> 00:33:23,034 that act as markers which we would detect in the blood. 509 00:33:23,210 --> 00:33:24,586 You don't show any, sir. 510 00:33:24,794 --> 00:33:26,546 - So, his heart is fine? - Yep. 511 00:33:26,755 --> 00:33:28,340 - ( Sighs ) - Jesus Christ. 512 00:33:28,548 --> 00:33:31,384 Mr. Leotardo, some people would pay millions for that diagnosis. 513 00:33:31,593 --> 00:33:34,387 - So what the hell's wrong with me? - My guess is simple gas. 514 00:33:34,596 --> 00:33:36,056 I always say he's full of hot air. 515 00:33:36,264 --> 00:33:37,724 Pharmacy's down the hall. 516 00:33:37,933 --> 00:33:41,228 They will give you some antacid. Take care. 517 00:33:41,978 --> 00:33:43,313 Arrogant prick. 518 00:33:43,522 --> 00:33:46,650 Nervous Nellie. That's what you are. 519 00:34:00,247 --> 00:34:01,540 I'm so sorry. 520 00:34:01,748 --> 00:34:03,375 This asshole wall street couple 521 00:34:03,583 --> 00:34:06,086 came back to look at this loft space. 522 00:34:33,947 --> 00:34:36,992 - ( Exhales) - Mmm. 523 00:34:54,676 --> 00:34:56,678 (Gasping) 524 00:35:01,558 --> 00:35:04,436 - I'm dyin'. My heart! - Oh my god! 525 00:35:04,686 --> 00:35:06,326 - (Elevator door opens ) - (Phil grunting) 526 00:35:06,438 --> 00:35:08,481 Okay, we're here. We're here. 527 00:35:08,690 --> 00:35:11,359 It's all right, it's all right. It's okay. Don't worry about it. 528 00:35:11,568 --> 00:35:13,862 Help! My husband. 529 00:35:14,070 --> 00:35:15,363 - Phil! - Crash cart! 530 00:35:15,572 --> 00:35:18,658 Can I get a crash cart? Crash cart! 531 00:35:18,867 --> 00:35:20,827 (Pop music playing ) 532 00:35:23,204 --> 00:35:26,207 Heh, I fucked a girl wearing a Santa hat once. 533 00:35:26,416 --> 00:35:30,086 It was too distracting. I kept iosin' my hard-on. 534 00:35:30,295 --> 00:35:32,130 Hey ton'. Did you hear? 535 00:35:32,339 --> 00:35:35,425 Phil leotardo took a heart attack, a big one apparently. 536 00:35:35,634 --> 00:35:39,179 Ho! So there is a Santa claus. 537 00:35:39,387 --> 00:35:43,433 He's in intensive care over in Brooklyn. Doesn't look too good. 538 00:35:43,642 --> 00:35:45,352 Sweetheart, drinks all around. 539 00:35:45,560 --> 00:35:49,230 And a club soda for the messenger here. 540 00:35:49,397 --> 00:35:51,524 You're happy about this, t? 541 00:35:51,733 --> 00:35:54,402 Why not? He's a pain in my balls. 542 00:35:54,611 --> 00:35:57,656 A manageable pain though, eh? The devil you know... 543 00:35:57,864 --> 00:35:59,491 After the scene at little carmine's...? 544 00:36:03,203 --> 00:36:05,163 Corrado, don't you have nothing? 545 00:36:05,372 --> 00:36:07,082 You can make a hand Turkey. 546 00:36:07,290 --> 00:36:09,918 For Christmas? Fuckin' idiot. 547 00:36:12,962 --> 00:36:14,547 Visitor for Mr. Soprano. 548 00:36:18,301 --> 00:36:20,804 Bobby! 549 00:36:27,560 --> 00:36:29,771 Any of you know what "bacala" is? 550 00:36:29,938 --> 00:36:31,606 Of course you don't. 551 00:36:31,773 --> 00:36:33,733 Well, it's salted COD. 552 00:36:33,942 --> 00:36:36,194 We taught the world how to eat. 553 00:36:36,403 --> 00:36:39,322 Junior, sit. 554 00:36:45,620 --> 00:36:47,455 Happy holidays, huh? 555 00:36:47,622 --> 00:36:49,290 You smell the piss in this place? 556 00:36:49,499 --> 00:36:51,459 I ain't gonna stay toolong. 557 00:36:53,086 --> 00:36:54,963 Just to say you should keep this. 558 00:36:55,171 --> 00:36:58,717 - What's that? - You had beppe drop it by, remember? 559 00:36:58,925 --> 00:37:01,636 Had a post-it? It said "merry Christmas"? 560 00:37:03,805 --> 00:37:05,098 It's a gift. 561 00:37:05,306 --> 00:37:07,892 It's a little something for you and Karen and the kids. 562 00:37:09,269 --> 00:37:10,812 It wouldn't be right. 563 00:37:10,979 --> 00:37:13,690 I mean, frankly I shouldn't be here after what happened with Tony. 564 00:37:13,898 --> 00:37:15,942 He's still up on his cross, huh? 565 00:37:16,151 --> 00:37:18,778 Junior, you shot him. 566 00:37:18,987 --> 00:37:21,156 Yeah, well it's not that simple. 567 00:37:21,364 --> 00:37:23,324 I know a few things you don't. 568 00:37:23,533 --> 00:37:25,535 Like maybe I wasn't acting alone. 569 00:37:25,744 --> 00:37:27,704 Junior, jfk was 40 years ago. 570 00:37:27,912 --> 00:37:30,165 That's all I'll say about that. 571 00:37:32,167 --> 00:37:34,169 You see that one over there? 572 00:37:34,335 --> 00:37:38,298 An attorney. I'm mounting my case. 573 00:37:38,506 --> 00:37:41,342 Look, I should take off. 574 00:37:41,551 --> 00:37:43,178 You want a snack? A soda? 575 00:37:43,386 --> 00:37:44,971 What the fuck? You just got here. 576 00:37:46,514 --> 00:37:49,017 Happy holidays. 577 00:38:06,576 --> 00:38:08,286 Here. 578 00:38:08,495 --> 00:38:10,288 One hand washes the other. 579 00:38:10,497 --> 00:38:13,041 So the husband says, "I wasn't talkin' to you." 580 00:38:13,208 --> 00:38:14,918 (Laughing) 581 00:38:35,855 --> 00:38:37,440 You know her? 582 00:38:37,649 --> 00:38:40,652 Oh that's right, you and her... 583 00:38:40,860 --> 00:38:43,238 - How'd that all go? - I had to put her on the shelf. 584 00:38:46,074 --> 00:38:49,744 Yeah, she's a friend of kaisha, the black one I was tellin' you about. 585 00:38:52,372 --> 00:38:55,750 She was just now asking what to get kaisha for her birthday. 586 00:38:57,710 --> 00:38:59,754 What'd you tell her? 587 00:38:59,921 --> 00:39:01,756 Luther vandross, a box set. 588 00:39:19,440 --> 00:39:21,943 (Sniffs) 589 00:39:35,290 --> 00:39:36,833 (Sniffs) 590 00:39:45,091 --> 00:39:47,135 Mmm. 591 00:39:48,887 --> 00:39:51,097 Mmm. 592 00:39:53,641 --> 00:39:55,143 You know what's interesting? 593 00:39:55,351 --> 00:39:57,854 Hmm? 594 00:39:58,062 --> 00:40:02,025 Us being able to use again, 595 00:40:02,233 --> 00:40:04,652 but integrating it into our lives. 596 00:40:04,819 --> 00:40:07,363 Yeah. 597 00:40:07,572 --> 00:40:10,825 Work... 598 00:40:10,992 --> 00:40:12,827 Socialize... 599 00:40:15,413 --> 00:40:19,000 But still having a mastery. 600 00:40:19,208 --> 00:40:21,461 Not easy. 601 00:40:21,669 --> 00:40:23,880 But interesting as shit. 602 00:40:38,019 --> 00:40:40,271 For one thing, we don't use needles. 603 00:40:52,450 --> 00:40:54,702 I should probably tell Tony we're fucking. 604 00:41:02,961 --> 00:41:05,171 What? 605 00:41:05,380 --> 00:41:07,548 We're not anymore. 606 00:41:07,757 --> 00:41:10,134 He's already hinky. 607 00:41:11,552 --> 00:41:13,805 He starts pokin' around, 608 00:41:14,013 --> 00:41:16,182 finds out we met in aa, 609 00:41:16,391 --> 00:41:19,102 he could suspect I'm usin' again... 610 00:41:23,147 --> 00:41:24,148 Hmm. 611 00:41:25,108 --> 00:41:27,318 And ruin everything. 612 00:41:46,087 --> 00:41:49,924 (Retches) 613 00:41:58,641 --> 00:41:59,934 There he is. 614 00:42:00,143 --> 00:42:01,394 Where the fuck you been? 615 00:42:01,602 --> 00:42:03,104 You hear that Phil had surgery now? 616 00:42:03,312 --> 00:42:05,606 Turds in the aorta... A medical first. 617 00:42:05,815 --> 00:42:07,442 Gotta see my chiropodist. 618 00:42:09,736 --> 00:42:11,779 There's something I should tell you. 619 00:42:20,747 --> 00:42:22,457 - The real estate agent. - Yeah? 620 00:42:22,665 --> 00:42:24,500 I've been bangin' her. 621 00:42:29,338 --> 00:42:31,924 See, I knew some shit was goin' on. 622 00:42:34,093 --> 00:42:35,678 Why the fuck did you lie to me? 623 00:42:35,887 --> 00:42:38,014 I wasn't sure how it ended with you two 624 00:42:38,222 --> 00:42:40,016 till you set me straight. 625 00:42:40,224 --> 00:42:42,435 Stupid, right? 626 00:42:42,643 --> 00:42:45,396 Point is I want everything above boards 627 00:42:45,605 --> 00:42:48,274 as always between you and me. 628 00:42:48,483 --> 00:42:50,109 I don't give a fuck. 629 00:42:50,318 --> 00:42:52,987 Do what you want with her. 630 00:42:57,492 --> 00:42:59,452 - This is my reward. - Your reward. 631 00:42:59,660 --> 00:43:00,995 I do not betray my wife. 632 00:43:01,204 --> 00:43:04,499 I go out of my way not to have an affair with this woman, 633 00:43:04,707 --> 00:43:07,251 this very hot, 634 00:43:07,460 --> 00:43:10,379 very beautiful, intelligent woman... 635 00:43:10,588 --> 00:43:13,716 'Cause of the way carmela nursed me and cared for me. 636 00:43:13,925 --> 00:43:16,010 And my fuckin' Turkey-neck of a nephew 637 00:43:16,219 --> 00:43:17,678 winds up with his dick in there. 638 00:43:17,887 --> 00:43:19,639 A guy I gotta see every day. 639 00:43:21,057 --> 00:43:22,850 This is my reward. 640 00:43:23,059 --> 00:43:24,685 Frankly, I'm encouraged. 641 00:43:24,894 --> 00:43:27,021 With the fuckin' riddles again. 642 00:43:27,230 --> 00:43:30,316 I sat here dreading the end of the story 643 00:43:30,525 --> 00:43:31,818 would involve you erupting 644 00:43:32,026 --> 00:43:35,238 in some act of violence towards your nephew. 645 00:43:35,446 --> 00:43:37,323 Well, Christmas isn't over yet. 646 00:43:37,532 --> 00:43:39,033 You came out of that shooting 647 00:43:39,200 --> 00:43:41,494 feeling each day is a "gift." 648 00:43:41,702 --> 00:43:43,871 Well, this is a corollary to that. 649 00:43:44,455 --> 00:43:46,374 A what? 650 00:43:46,541 --> 00:43:50,128 You don't have to eat every dish of rigatoni. 651 00:43:50,336 --> 00:43:52,880 You don't have to fuck every female you meet. 652 00:43:57,885 --> 00:44:01,597 You know what I've been realizing? 653 00:44:01,806 --> 00:44:04,559 These women... They're all sort of the same... 654 00:44:04,725 --> 00:44:07,979 Dark complexion, smart, 655 00:44:08,187 --> 00:44:10,731 they smell a little bit of money. 656 00:44:10,898 --> 00:44:14,902 There's you and... Gloria 657 00:44:15,111 --> 00:44:17,113 and this "ashkenuzi." 658 00:44:19,574 --> 00:44:20,867 So what's that about? 659 00:44:21,075 --> 00:44:22,910 What do you think it's about? 660 00:44:29,250 --> 00:44:31,419 Well... ahem... 661 00:44:31,586 --> 00:44:33,588 It's probably the reason I still come here 662 00:44:33,754 --> 00:44:35,965 to hang out with you... 663 00:44:36,174 --> 00:44:38,759 'Cause nothing really changes with the therapy part. 664 00:44:41,679 --> 00:44:43,890 (Suspenseful music playing ) 665 00:44:49,020 --> 00:44:51,189 (Breathing ) 666 00:45:21,052 --> 00:45:23,638 (Knock on door ) 667 00:45:23,971 --> 00:45:26,015 Ton'? That fed's out front. Harris. 668 00:45:26,224 --> 00:45:28,643 Says he wants you to know he's here having a sandwich. 669 00:45:41,322 --> 00:45:42,782 What's the matter? Not enough Mayo? 670 00:45:42,990 --> 00:45:44,784 Tony, how you doing? 671 00:45:44,992 --> 00:45:48,162 Good, so how's the war on terror? 672 00:45:48,371 --> 00:45:51,832 Christmas is always potentially our busy season. 673 00:45:52,667 --> 00:45:55,127 So, Phil leotardo, huh? Coronary? 674 00:45:55,336 --> 00:45:58,339 I swear to god I had nothin' to do with that. 675 00:45:58,547 --> 00:46:00,967 Just so you know, 676 00:46:01,175 --> 00:46:03,344 I'm still in touch with some agents who work o.C. 677 00:46:03,511 --> 00:46:06,151 From what they hear, you're not very popular in Brooklyn right now. 678 00:46:06,222 --> 00:46:08,516 So what else is new, huh? 679 00:46:08,724 --> 00:46:11,102 That someone close to you may be in danger. 680 00:46:11,310 --> 00:46:13,354 Really? 681 00:46:13,562 --> 00:46:15,690 Anybody specific? 682 00:46:15,898 --> 00:46:19,694 All they know is it's under serious discussion at top levels. 683 00:46:28,035 --> 00:46:31,330 - Thanks. - It's Christmas. 684 00:46:49,265 --> 00:46:51,058 What? You want me to call a doctor? 685 00:46:51,225 --> 00:46:54,061 Cramping in my legs? It could be anything. 686 00:46:54,270 --> 00:46:55,646 Well, then what'd you call me for? 687 00:46:55,855 --> 00:46:58,065 - Just to say hi. - But you're all right? 688 00:46:58,274 --> 00:47:00,735 Yeah. I'll see you later. 689 00:47:03,070 --> 00:47:04,530 Bring me home a quattro formaggi. 690 00:47:04,739 --> 00:47:06,407 I don't care what time it is. Wake me up. 691 00:47:06,615 --> 00:47:08,534 - All right. - Mwah. 692 00:47:13,873 --> 00:47:16,417 (Sighs) 693 00:47:18,836 --> 00:47:20,212 We were talking about recovery 694 00:47:20,421 --> 00:47:22,423 and your organized crime thing. 695 00:47:22,590 --> 00:47:24,842 That I took an oath 696 00:47:25,051 --> 00:47:26,802 that was a sacred oath. 697 00:47:27,011 --> 00:47:31,265 - That's not an urban legend? - No, you burn a Saint. 698 00:47:31,474 --> 00:47:35,102 You draw blood... but technically I shouldn't even be tellin' you this. 699 00:47:35,311 --> 00:47:36,520 Ooh. 700 00:47:38,689 --> 00:47:41,025 The program... 701 00:47:41,233 --> 00:47:43,611 I could never really get into the "higher power" part. 702 00:47:43,778 --> 00:47:45,780 Well, me neither. It's hard. 703 00:47:47,365 --> 00:47:50,409 I mostly think of the group consciousness as a higher power. 704 00:47:50,618 --> 00:47:55,081 I said to myself that that oath would be my higher power. 705 00:47:55,289 --> 00:47:56,832 That would be my strength. 706 00:47:57,041 --> 00:47:58,876 That code... that's a soldier's oath. 707 00:47:59,085 --> 00:48:01,504 - I could see that. - But the problem is 708 00:48:01,712 --> 00:48:04,673 nobody lives it no more. Not Tony, not nobody. 709 00:48:04,882 --> 00:48:07,593 They let you down. 710 00:48:10,554 --> 00:48:13,933 Whatever... here I am. 711 00:48:14,141 --> 00:48:16,310 - Using. - Using. 712 00:48:22,817 --> 00:48:24,151 Are you breaking up with me? 713 00:48:28,656 --> 00:48:30,449 No. 714 00:48:41,335 --> 00:48:43,129 Should we go to a meeting? 715 00:48:45,172 --> 00:48:47,591 I don't know. 716 00:48:47,800 --> 00:48:49,718 What do you wanna do? 717 00:48:52,263 --> 00:48:54,682 I know one that starts in half an hour in Glen Ridge. 718 00:49:27,715 --> 00:49:29,550 Take one car? 719 00:49:30,759 --> 00:49:32,511 I'll follow you. 720 00:49:45,232 --> 00:49:46,901 You should've called first. 721 00:50:00,080 --> 00:50:03,042 How's John? 722 00:50:03,250 --> 00:50:04,585 Some Christmas present, huh? 723 00:50:07,713 --> 00:50:09,924 I'll see you in the morn... ( Weeps ) 724 00:50:13,802 --> 00:50:15,387 I'll see you in the morning. 725 00:50:15,596 --> 00:50:17,765 God loves you. 726 00:50:35,407 --> 00:50:38,702 Finally got you to come to Brooklyn, cocksucker. 727 00:50:47,127 --> 00:50:49,046 Listen to me. 728 00:51:00,849 --> 00:51:03,269 Now, I never told nobody this, 729 00:51:03,477 --> 00:51:07,940 but while I was in that coma... 730 00:51:10,985 --> 00:51:12,861 Somethin' happened to me. 731 00:51:14,363 --> 00:51:16,490 I went some place... 732 00:51:18,993 --> 00:51:22,997 I think. But I know I never wanna go back there. 733 00:51:24,832 --> 00:51:26,917 And maybe you know what I'm talkin' about. 734 00:51:35,509 --> 00:51:37,553 Believe me, nobody ever laid on their deathbed 735 00:51:37,761 --> 00:51:39,763 wishin' they saved more no-showjobs. 736 00:51:45,436 --> 00:51:47,187 Now you take your time. 737 00:51:49,356 --> 00:51:51,734 You get better. 738 00:51:51,942 --> 00:51:54,612 And you get out of this fuckin' place. 739 00:51:54,820 --> 00:51:58,365 But when you do, you focus on grandkids 740 00:51:58,574 --> 00:52:01,243 and good things. 741 00:52:01,452 --> 00:52:04,413 We can have it all, Phil... 742 00:52:04,622 --> 00:52:06,373 Plenty for everybody. 743 00:52:11,754 --> 00:52:14,006 Stop cryin' now. 744 00:52:22,890 --> 00:52:24,391 We should let him sleep. 745 00:52:29,063 --> 00:52:30,731 We gotta stop meeting like this, huh? 746 00:52:34,568 --> 00:52:36,612 (Phone ring/ng) 747 00:52:54,588 --> 00:52:56,757 (Beeping ) 748 00:53:00,469 --> 00:53:03,097 George, hi. Carmela soprano. 749 00:53:03,263 --> 00:53:06,433 Listen, I wanna move ahead with the roofing... ordering the slate? 750 00:53:06,558 --> 00:53:08,102 (Baby whining) 751 00:53:08,435 --> 00:53:10,104 Carm, you got cocktail sauce? 752 00:53:10,270 --> 00:53:11,689 Uh, in the fridge, top shelf. 753 00:53:11,814 --> 00:53:12,898 (Baby crying ) 754 00:53:13,107 --> 00:53:16,443 Bob cratchit! Pass out the punch! 755 00:53:16,652 --> 00:53:20,447 - Gift set... - What I said is none of your business! 756 00:53:20,614 --> 00:53:22,700 I'll make it my business! 757 00:53:24,326 --> 00:53:27,621 - Sophia, come help, hon'. - I don't like disturbances in my place. 758 00:53:27,830 --> 00:53:30,290 Either lay off politics or get out! 759 00:53:32,626 --> 00:53:35,295 Jesus, that's a lot of presents. 760 00:53:35,462 --> 00:53:36,964 You sure you got enough? 761 00:53:37,172 --> 00:53:38,882 Remember you're a kid... wabc? 762 00:53:39,091 --> 00:53:40,509 They'd tell you where Santa was, 763 00:53:40,718 --> 00:53:42,720 trackin' him on air force radar? 764 00:53:42,845 --> 00:53:45,347 (Ice cla ttering) 765 00:53:46,140 --> 00:53:48,809 Are you gonna hog all the ice? 766 00:53:53,063 --> 00:53:55,941 - To america. - To america. 767 00:53:56,150 --> 00:53:57,985 To america. 768 00:53:58,193 --> 00:54:00,487 Hello. 769 00:54:00,654 --> 00:54:03,323 Everybody, this is blanca. Blanca, my mom, 770 00:54:03,490 --> 00:54:04,908 - my dad. 771 00:54:05,117 --> 00:54:07,202 This is Hector. Say hello, baby. 772 00:54:07,411 --> 00:54:10,497 Hi, Hector. Oh, look at those eyes. 773 00:54:12,166 --> 00:54:14,626 He's not so shy at home. 774 00:54:14,835 --> 00:54:17,254 Hey, that is quite a bagatelle. 775 00:54:17,463 --> 00:54:19,965 Oh, it's from Anthony. 776 00:54:20,174 --> 00:54:21,675 Really? 777 00:54:26,430 --> 00:54:29,266 Hector, no, papi! Those ain't your presents. 778 00:54:29,433 --> 00:54:30,893 It's okay. I got him. 779 00:54:31,018 --> 00:54:31,518 (Phone ringing) 780 00:54:31,685 --> 00:54:34,188 Hey, come here, you. Come here. 781 00:54:34,271 --> 00:54:34,772 (Grunts) 782 00:54:35,022 --> 00:54:36,857 Who's coming later, huh? 783 00:54:37,065 --> 00:54:39,735 - Santa! - Is Santa claus coming, huh? 784 00:54:39,943 --> 00:54:42,654 - Carmela, it's Meadow! - Tell her I kept my promise. 785 00:54:42,863 --> 00:54:45,032 I'm wearing your present from Paris. 786 00:54:45,199 --> 00:54:48,242 Excuse me, my daughter's calling from California. 787 00:54:48,243 --> 00:54:51,580 (Christmas music playing ) 788 00:54:58,545 --> 00:55:00,964 - Ahem... - She's 10 years older than him 789 00:55:01,173 --> 00:55:03,217 and she's puerto rican. 790 00:55:03,425 --> 00:55:06,178 Dominican... maybe. 791 00:55:07,721 --> 00:55:10,057 Least she's catholic. 792 00:55:11,266 --> 00:55:12,827 What are you lookin' at me like that for? 793 00:55:12,851 --> 00:55:14,651 You were overjoyed when I sent him down there. 794 00:55:14,686 --> 00:55:16,104 Carmela, your daughter says 795 00:55:16,313 --> 00:55:18,398 you're using up all her cell phone minutes. 796 00:55:21,068 --> 00:55:23,737 Nice piece, that necklace. Where'd you get it? 797 00:55:23,904 --> 00:55:26,949 - The mail. - Should've told me. 798 00:55:27,157 --> 00:55:29,867 - I got a guy. - And I got a job. 799 00:55:29,868 --> 00:55:31,745 (Pouring ) 800 00:55:32,120 --> 00:55:34,748 My dear mademoiselle, perhaps you have already observed 801 00:55:34,957 --> 00:55:39,753 that in Casablanca human life is cheap. Good night, mademoiselle. 802 00:55:39,920 --> 00:55:42,589 Okay, sweetie. I love you too. 803 00:55:46,343 --> 00:55:48,053 Merry Christmas, baby. 804 00:55:50,597 --> 00:55:52,599 Yeah, we're all here, same as always. 805 00:55:52,766 --> 00:55:54,601 Bobby Jr., get in here and eat! 806 00:55:56,436 --> 00:55:58,897 You want some wine? 807 00:55:59,106 --> 00:56:00,524 Aunt Barb's comin' later. 808 00:56:00,732 --> 00:56:02,734 Uncle Tom had to work. 809 00:56:03,944 --> 00:56:06,864 All right, honey. 810 00:56:07,072 --> 00:56:08,407 I miss you too. 811 00:56:10,450 --> 00:56:12,119 ( Fire crackling ) Merry Christmas. 812 00:56:14,246 --> 00:56:15,913 Love to Finn, huh? 813 00:56:15,914 --> 00:56:17,749 (Christmas music continues ) 814 00:56:28,302 --> 00:56:29,636 You have a gorgeous home. 815 00:56:29,845 --> 00:56:31,680 Thank you. 816 00:56:35,309 --> 00:56:37,059 We do. 817 00:56:37,060 --> 00:56:38,812 (Bobbyjr. Crunching food ) 818 00:56:45,235 --> 00:56:47,237 (Rock music playing)