1 00:02:40,369 --> 00:02:41,495 Motherfucker! 2 00:02:54,549 --> 00:02:56,051 I just got rid of the last. 3 00:02:56,259 --> 00:02:57,552 Thank fuckin' Christ. 4 00:02:57,761 --> 00:02:59,262 I drove up to Connecticut. 5 00:02:59,471 --> 00:03:01,598 Good. The rump roast went in down the shore. 6 00:03:01,807 --> 00:03:04,351 So the barbecue over in sheepshead bay... that still a go? 7 00:03:04,559 --> 00:03:07,187 You know I'm not really sure where the big guy left that. 8 00:03:25,956 --> 00:03:29,376 This way, sweetheart. There's something I need to get straight between us. 9 00:03:32,838 --> 00:03:35,549 Seriously, you look beautiful tonight. 10 00:04:00,073 --> 00:04:01,408 Yeah. 11 00:04:01,700 --> 00:04:03,827 It's done. Listen. 12 00:04:06,413 --> 00:04:08,707 Gee, sounds like a real weenie roast. 13 00:04:08,915 --> 00:04:11,460 Hey, your friend the shah was walkin' in when it happened. 14 00:04:11,668 --> 00:04:14,254 Him and some skifusa got blown back on their keisters. 15 00:04:17,174 --> 00:04:20,469 And last, transfer of the deed to jamba juice. 16 00:04:24,014 --> 00:04:26,349 - Thank you. - Thanks. 17 00:04:30,020 --> 00:04:32,189 I'll meet you out front. 18 00:04:34,858 --> 00:04:37,194 Listen, I just wanted to apologize. 19 00:04:37,778 --> 00:04:39,821 That night... 20 00:04:40,030 --> 00:04:42,365 It's just I make it a policy not to mix business... 21 00:04:42,532 --> 00:04:44,409 No apology necessary, seriously. 22 00:04:44,618 --> 00:04:47,412 Good, 'cause the truth is I haven't been able to forget about you 23 00:04:47,621 --> 00:04:50,957 and it ain't like I haven't been tryin'. 24 00:04:51,166 --> 00:04:55,378 So, you free for dinner? Maybe? 25 00:04:55,587 --> 00:04:57,547 Thanks, but I think I'll pass. 26 00:04:57,756 --> 00:04:59,633 Congratulations on the sale, though. 27 00:05:04,930 --> 00:05:08,016 "Morning sunshine," Benjamin Moore. 28 00:05:08,225 --> 00:05:11,102 And we can do the borders with the Disney characters. 29 00:05:12,896 --> 00:05:15,065 Makes me nervous, this stuff. 30 00:05:15,232 --> 00:05:17,692 We should wait to decorate till after the baby's born. 31 00:05:17,901 --> 00:05:20,779 Again with the superstitions? 32 00:05:20,987 --> 00:05:23,949 Remember the penguin movie, how you cried? 33 00:05:24,157 --> 00:05:25,492 You sit on an egg for months, 34 00:05:25,700 --> 00:05:28,411 one little thing goes wrong, you're left with nothing. 35 00:05:30,539 --> 00:05:33,083 Honey, I'm not Adrianna. 36 00:05:33,250 --> 00:05:36,336 I'm healthy. Our baby's healthy. 37 00:05:36,545 --> 00:05:39,089 Stop worrying and enjoy this time, okay? 38 00:05:39,256 --> 00:05:42,259 I am. Let's just stop countin' the chickens. 39 00:05:42,425 --> 00:05:45,846 Any anesthesiologist, dial 5248. 40 00:06:01,611 --> 00:06:03,780 Workin' man get off okay? 41 00:06:03,989 --> 00:06:05,657 He was gone by the time I got up. 42 00:06:05,866 --> 00:06:08,869 Used to be he wasn't home by the time you got up. 43 00:06:13,331 --> 00:06:15,250 What's the matter? 44 00:06:16,751 --> 00:06:20,171 Liz la cerva tried to commit suicide. Pills. 45 00:06:21,172 --> 00:06:22,452 What'd she do that for? 46 00:06:22,549 --> 00:06:25,468 Apparently she got a letter for Ade from the salvation army. 47 00:06:25,677 --> 00:06:28,138 - Ade's homeless? - She made a donation every year 48 00:06:28,346 --> 00:06:30,098 to feed the homeless on Thanksgiving. 49 00:06:30,307 --> 00:06:32,809 The letter set Liz off, evidently. 50 00:06:32,976 --> 00:06:35,937 Look, I gotta say I commiserate with the woman, but... 51 00:06:36,146 --> 00:06:37,647 She thinks her daughter is dead. 52 00:06:38,982 --> 00:06:41,943 I told you I had another dream about Ade in Paris. 53 00:06:42,152 --> 00:06:45,280 A French policeman told me she was dead and I had to tell her. 54 00:06:45,488 --> 00:06:47,157 I know, carm. Pepe le pew... 55 00:06:47,365 --> 00:06:49,492 Doesn't change the fact that Adrianna is missing. 56 00:06:49,701 --> 00:06:52,181 It also doesn't change the fact that her mother's a bitter lush 57 00:06:52,329 --> 00:06:54,164 - who can't accept reality. - What reality? 58 00:06:54,331 --> 00:06:57,626 That her daughter couldn't stand her so she moved away. 59 00:06:57,834 --> 00:06:59,502 That's what you say to me two weeks 60 00:06:59,669 --> 00:07:01,838 after our own daughter moves away to California. 61 00:07:02,005 --> 00:07:05,634 Oh come on, will you stop? It's a different situation entirely. 62 00:07:05,842 --> 00:07:08,678 I'm sorry, I'm sorry. It's just... 63 00:07:08,887 --> 00:07:10,305 It's just everything all at once. 64 00:07:10,513 --> 00:07:12,057 What everything? 65 00:07:12,265 --> 00:07:15,810 The holidays are coming and my spec house has gone to shit. 66 00:07:16,019 --> 00:07:18,021 Well, a.J.'S got a job. He's doing better. 67 00:07:19,981 --> 00:07:21,566 You raised two gorgeous kids. 68 00:07:21,775 --> 00:07:23,193 You got a husband that loves you. 69 00:07:23,360 --> 00:07:25,236 You made us a beautiful home. 70 00:07:26,696 --> 00:07:29,366 Doesn't that count for something? 71 00:07:32,035 --> 00:07:34,913 Come on. 72 00:07:37,624 --> 00:07:39,960 Not exactly a Thanksgiving day classic here, ed... 73 00:07:42,128 --> 00:07:43,964 The fuck? Come on, cut it out. 74 00:07:44,172 --> 00:07:46,633 He's already talkin' like a real construction worker. 75 00:07:46,841 --> 00:07:49,719 Yeah, funny. See how you like working out in the cold. 76 00:07:51,721 --> 00:07:54,015 Go check on the bird. 77 00:07:54,224 --> 00:07:56,393 Bring back some onion dip too. 78 00:08:04,734 --> 00:08:07,570 So how's your bird these days? 79 00:08:07,779 --> 00:08:09,322 What the fuck are you talkin' about? 80 00:08:09,531 --> 00:08:13,118 Come on, clandestine phone calls... 81 00:08:13,326 --> 00:08:14,869 I know you got a new goomar. 82 00:08:15,078 --> 00:08:17,622 - What can I say, huh? - With a pregnant wife at home. 83 00:08:17,831 --> 00:08:19,290 Your timing is fuckin' priceless. 84 00:08:19,499 --> 00:08:22,252 Playground's closed. A man has his needs. 85 00:08:22,460 --> 00:08:24,421 Good point. When carmela had her spec house, 86 00:08:24,629 --> 00:08:26,923 I can't tell you how many nights I had to fend for myself 87 00:08:27,132 --> 00:08:28,972 while she was out lookin' at bathroom fixtures. 88 00:08:29,009 --> 00:08:31,428 So this new one... how come you don't bring her around? 89 00:08:31,636 --> 00:08:34,639 Honestly I would but... 90 00:08:34,848 --> 00:08:37,142 Between us, she's black. 91 00:08:37,350 --> 00:08:39,310 - Oh! - You're bangin' a shine? 92 00:08:39,519 --> 00:08:42,272 She's hot too. Classy. 93 00:08:42,480 --> 00:08:43,940 Not that it would matter to Paulie. 94 00:08:44,149 --> 00:08:46,189 I'd still have to listen to all his racial bullshit. 95 00:08:46,276 --> 00:08:49,529 Yeah. She would feel it too. 96 00:09:00,874 --> 00:09:03,376 Hey, uncle Paulie. 97 00:09:08,339 --> 00:09:10,467 The fuck you doin'? 98 00:09:16,306 --> 00:09:19,476 There's my girl. Come here. Gimme that cheek. 99 00:09:21,227 --> 00:09:23,271 I got your check. 100 00:09:23,480 --> 00:09:25,732 She a doll or what? Blanca. 101 00:09:27,484 --> 00:09:29,152 Hi. I'm Anthony. 102 00:09:29,944 --> 00:09:32,363 Yeah. I just did your papennork. 103 00:09:33,364 --> 00:09:36,076 - You live in Jersey? - Hello. 104 00:09:36,284 --> 00:09:37,952 My urologist. I gotta take this. 105 00:09:38,161 --> 00:09:39,496 Soprano! 106 00:10:16,199 --> 00:10:19,577 I would've cleaned up if you gave me a minute. 107 00:10:19,786 --> 00:10:21,329 You started it. 108 00:10:27,794 --> 00:10:31,381 Seriously, I'm sorry it's such a pigsty. 109 00:10:33,424 --> 00:10:36,344 I just work a lot and I'm a pig. 110 00:10:37,804 --> 00:10:39,264 Gonna get a tree in here? 111 00:10:39,472 --> 00:10:42,142 I come from hanukkah people, but it doesn't do a lot for me. 112 00:10:44,394 --> 00:10:46,729 So Christmas Eve's just another day to you? 113 00:10:46,896 --> 00:10:49,399 Actually, we usually go to some incredibly shitty movie. 114 00:10:49,607 --> 00:10:51,007 There's nothin' else to choose from. 115 00:10:51,109 --> 00:10:52,735 Makes me worried about my project. 116 00:10:52,902 --> 00:10:56,656 - You ruined my dress. - Save it. 117 00:10:56,865 --> 00:10:58,908 Like Monica Lewinsky. 118 00:10:59,117 --> 00:11:01,578 Show your friends how hard you made me come. 119 00:11:01,786 --> 00:11:03,705 Mmm. 120 00:11:09,586 --> 00:11:10,920 What are we doing here, huh? 121 00:11:11,087 --> 00:11:14,215 I don't know. 122 00:11:14,424 --> 00:11:16,551 Can't stop thinkin' about fucking you all the time. 123 00:11:23,808 --> 00:11:27,729 How can you even like a person who sleeps with a married guy? 124 00:11:27,937 --> 00:11:29,564 Can we not talk about it? 125 00:11:29,772 --> 00:11:32,483 I rushed in with her. I thought I wanted it. 126 00:11:32,692 --> 00:11:34,652 You do. 127 00:11:34,861 --> 00:11:37,447 And you're not giving it a chance. 128 00:11:37,655 --> 00:11:39,449 You'll see eventually you'll want kids. 129 00:11:40,617 --> 00:11:41,784 It'll be good. 130 00:11:41,951 --> 00:11:44,621 I don't want a family with her. 131 00:11:44,787 --> 00:11:46,331 She's got no idea who I am. 132 00:11:49,167 --> 00:11:51,294 She "doesn't understand you"? 133 00:12:03,223 --> 00:12:05,558 As we know, Phil asked me to arrange this meeting 134 00:12:05,767 --> 00:12:07,060 after the fire in his wire room. 135 00:12:07,268 --> 00:12:09,812 Correction. You asked me to fuckin' attend. 136 00:12:09,979 --> 00:12:12,649 - I agreed. - Fair enough. 137 00:12:12,815 --> 00:12:14,442 Now I won't call it a sit-down because 138 00:12:14,651 --> 00:12:17,111 of the inclement negative implications. 139 00:12:17,320 --> 00:12:20,657 Let's think of it as... A meeting of minds. 140 00:12:20,865 --> 00:12:23,368 Now for whatever reason, certain incidents 141 00:12:23,576 --> 00:12:27,789 have expired lately that in addition to being dangerous 142 00:12:27,997 --> 00:12:30,708 could have an adverse impact on our respective bottom lines. 143 00:12:30,917 --> 00:12:34,879 I know vito's bottom was impacted if that's what you're referring to. 144 00:12:35,088 --> 00:12:36,982 Call him what you will, but you're talkin' about one of my captains. 145 00:12:37,006 --> 00:12:39,968 Captain? The good ship lollipop, right? 146 00:12:40,176 --> 00:12:42,053 - Phil, please. - Please, my ass. 147 00:12:42,262 --> 00:12:43,972 The man was a fuckin' disgrace. 148 00:12:44,180 --> 00:12:45,682 Well, before he came out of the closet 149 00:12:45,848 --> 00:12:47,433 he worked for me. 150 00:12:47,642 --> 00:12:49,078 And he put a lot of money in my pocket. 151 00:12:49,102 --> 00:12:50,228 And yours too. 152 00:12:50,436 --> 00:12:53,022 Talk about earners? How about fat dom gamiello? 153 00:12:55,066 --> 00:12:56,359 - What about him? - He's Mia. 154 00:12:56,567 --> 00:12:58,695 A lot of people are concerned for his well-being. 155 00:12:58,903 --> 00:13:00,655 So what the fuck would I know about that? 156 00:13:00,863 --> 00:13:03,866 Well, as coincidence would have it, he was last seen in New Jersey. 157 00:13:04,033 --> 00:13:06,536 So was the hindenburg. Maybe you wanna look into that too. 158 00:13:06,744 --> 00:13:08,371 Tony, please. Phil. 159 00:13:08,579 --> 00:13:10,707 We're getting off point. 160 00:13:10,915 --> 00:13:13,376 I grew up in this, guys. 161 00:13:13,543 --> 00:13:15,545 And I just lost my friend, rusty, 162 00:13:15,753 --> 00:13:19,382 and for reasons I will discern in time, believe me. 163 00:13:19,590 --> 00:13:22,927 If there's one thing my father taught me it's this... 164 00:13:23,136 --> 00:13:26,556 A pint of blood costs more than a gallon of gold. 165 00:13:28,725 --> 00:13:31,060 My business, all of our businesses... 166 00:13:31,227 --> 00:13:33,396 This infighting's costing money. 167 00:13:33,563 --> 00:13:35,356 I'm willing to move fonnard, 168 00:13:35,565 --> 00:13:38,860 let the past be bygones. 169 00:13:39,068 --> 00:13:41,237 - Fine with me. - A wise decision 170 00:13:41,446 --> 00:13:42,905 on both your parts. 171 00:13:43,072 --> 00:13:44,490 Now what I'd love to see is a truce. 172 00:13:44,699 --> 00:13:46,576 Wipe the slate clean. 173 00:13:46,743 --> 00:13:51,414 The no-shows, the wire room, vito... Put it all behind us. 174 00:13:51,581 --> 00:13:52,915 Yeah. 175 00:13:54,417 --> 00:13:56,217 Your brother Billy, whatever happened there... 176 00:13:56,419 --> 00:13:58,219 - All right then. - "Whatever happened there?" 177 00:13:58,338 --> 00:14:00,131 - The shooting. - "Whatever happened there?" 178 00:14:00,298 --> 00:14:03,343 - God rest his soul, huh? - I'll tell you what fuckin' happened. 179 00:14:03,551 --> 00:14:04,802 This piece of shit's cousin 180 00:14:05,011 --> 00:14:06,572 - put six bullets in the kid... - Calm down, Phil. 181 00:14:06,596 --> 00:14:08,639 Without any provocation whatsoever! 182 00:14:08,848 --> 00:14:10,433 - My cousin's dead. - Fuck you! 183 00:14:10,600 --> 00:14:12,894 Phil, we were making headway here. I didn't mean to say... 184 00:14:13,102 --> 00:14:15,605 Fuck what you meant, cocksuckeh 185 00:14:15,813 --> 00:14:17,315 come on. 186 00:14:22,570 --> 00:14:24,322 Jesus Christ, carmine. What the fuck? 187 00:14:24,530 --> 00:14:26,866 Why would you possibly bring that up? 188 00:14:30,328 --> 00:14:32,455 He's holdin' the board, looking the other way. 189 00:14:32,663 --> 00:14:34,457 So the nail gun goes off, bam! 190 00:14:34,665 --> 00:14:36,125 Right through the dude's cheek. 191 00:14:36,292 --> 00:14:39,295 Oh, fuck. 192 00:15:13,704 --> 00:15:15,331 - Passaic. - What? 193 00:15:15,540 --> 00:15:17,792 Where I live. You asked me. 194 00:15:18,000 --> 00:15:19,669 Right. 195 00:15:19,836 --> 00:15:24,006 Why you ask me that? You gonna come over, take me on a date? 196 00:15:24,674 --> 00:15:26,217 Yeah, absolutely. 197 00:15:27,009 --> 00:15:29,303 I got a son, Hector. 198 00:15:29,512 --> 00:15:30,805 He's three. 199 00:15:31,013 --> 00:15:33,182 Ah, that's cool. 200 00:15:43,484 --> 00:15:45,653 You're gonna call me, right? 201 00:15:48,531 --> 00:15:50,241 Hey... there's only six numbers. 202 00:15:50,450 --> 00:15:52,160 I left the last one off. 203 00:15:52,368 --> 00:15:55,288 You wanna find me, you're gonna have to work for it. 204 00:16:02,670 --> 00:16:04,380 You have an emergency call on two. 205 00:16:04,589 --> 00:16:07,341 Oh my god. Pop? 206 00:16:07,550 --> 00:16:09,635 Guess who. 207 00:16:09,844 --> 00:16:12,263 - That's not funny. - Had to get your attention. 208 00:16:12,472 --> 00:16:14,950 Well you had my attention. Now you're wasting my time. I have to go. 209 00:16:14,974 --> 00:16:18,227 Hold on. You got a warehouse listed on Panama 210 00:16:18,394 --> 00:16:21,522 that used to be a uniform supply. What's the asking? 211 00:16:21,731 --> 00:16:24,066 Three and a quarter. Can I go now? 212 00:16:24,233 --> 00:16:26,360 I was driving by. I thought it had some potential. 213 00:16:26,569 --> 00:16:28,237 But it's really 9,400 square feet 214 00:16:28,404 --> 00:16:30,990 of leaky tarpaper roofs and clotted galvanized plumbing 215 00:16:31,199 --> 00:16:32,575 and no foot traffic to speak of. 216 00:16:32,742 --> 00:16:34,744 Ease up on the hard sell there. 217 00:16:34,952 --> 00:16:36,412 I'm thinking... 218 00:16:36,579 --> 00:16:39,099 You get the seller to knock something meaningful off the asking, 219 00:16:39,248 --> 00:16:41,250 I fix it, you flip it. 220 00:16:43,794 --> 00:16:46,422 Look, whatever happened, we did make some money together, right? 221 00:16:48,549 --> 00:16:51,260 - You serious about this? - Oh, you never do shit like that? 222 00:16:52,595 --> 00:16:54,430 I'll get back to you. 223 00:17:02,855 --> 00:17:04,607 I was up for anything. 224 00:17:04,774 --> 00:17:06,275 He signed the escrow papers 225 00:17:06,484 --> 00:17:08,778 and I'm not sure what happened 226 00:17:08,986 --> 00:17:11,781 but he... left. 227 00:17:11,948 --> 00:17:14,450 It was so fucking humiliating... 228 00:17:16,285 --> 00:17:19,830 And I was so worked up. I just needed to smooth it out. 229 00:17:20,039 --> 00:17:22,208 So there's the cristal. 230 00:17:25,127 --> 00:17:28,047 I mean it could've been worse, given my history. 231 00:17:28,256 --> 00:17:30,132 It could've been junk. 232 00:17:30,341 --> 00:17:32,843 Julie, right? 233 00:17:33,052 --> 00:17:35,972 - Julianna. - Christopher. 234 00:17:36,180 --> 00:17:37,932 I liked your share in there, seriously. 235 00:17:38,140 --> 00:17:40,977 I'm glad... or sorry I guess. 236 00:17:41,185 --> 00:17:43,813 Got a similar situation with my job. 237 00:17:43,980 --> 00:17:46,315 I really get that rush when it's working. 238 00:17:46,482 --> 00:17:48,985 I don't think I've ever heard you share in there. 239 00:17:49,151 --> 00:17:50,611 Not a judgment, by the way. 240 00:17:50,820 --> 00:17:52,738 You learn as much from others. 241 00:17:52,947 --> 00:17:54,991 I split my time at na too. 242 00:17:55,199 --> 00:17:56,826 Junks another thing, huh? 243 00:17:57,034 --> 00:17:59,829 Tell me about it. 244 00:18:00,037 --> 00:18:04,166 - You look familiar. - Pork store there, satriale's. 245 00:18:05,001 --> 00:18:08,004 Oh, right. 246 00:18:09,505 --> 00:18:12,508 Wow, cool. So I guess I'll see you. 247 00:18:12,675 --> 00:18:15,803 Or maybe next week, here. 248 00:18:16,012 --> 00:18:18,347 Wait. You wanna go for coffee? 249 00:18:20,182 --> 00:18:23,227 Well... okay. 250 00:18:23,436 --> 00:18:26,230 Wanna follow me to that dive on sip and jfk? 251 00:18:49,754 --> 00:18:52,214 For some people, depression is a form 252 00:18:52,381 --> 00:18:55,259 of forced intro version. 253 00:18:55,468 --> 00:18:57,762 And in Lincoln's case, it was extremely painful. 254 00:18:57,970 --> 00:19:01,515 But it's out of that forced intro version 255 00:19:01,724 --> 00:19:03,893 - that comes the Abraham Lincoln... - Where you been? 256 00:19:04,060 --> 00:19:05,871 - Linda merola's. - Who's the successful president. 257 00:19:05,895 --> 00:19:08,272 I left you a message. The annual Christmas toy drive. 258 00:19:08,481 --> 00:19:12,818 - How was it? - It was nice. We gave an Xbox. 259 00:19:13,027 --> 00:19:16,614 So, Stan klimik was there. 260 00:19:16,822 --> 00:19:18,574 Ruth's husband? He works for kroll. 261 00:19:18,783 --> 00:19:20,117 The private eyes? 262 00:19:20,326 --> 00:19:21,911 He does their computers. 263 00:19:22,119 --> 00:19:23,788 Anyway, I was telling him about Ade 264 00:19:23,996 --> 00:19:26,123 and he said we should hire professionals 265 00:19:26,332 --> 00:19:28,668 - to track her down. - Carm... 266 00:19:28,876 --> 00:19:30,520 It's not as expensive as you might think, Tony. 267 00:19:30,544 --> 00:19:31,962 He gave me his card. 268 00:19:32,171 --> 00:19:35,174 Look, it's not about the money. 269 00:19:35,383 --> 00:19:38,719 Did you ever think that maybe it's an intrusion into Ade's personal life? 270 00:19:38,928 --> 00:19:40,846 But what if she's in trouble, Tony? 271 00:19:46,018 --> 00:19:47,603 Stan said they had this case once... 272 00:19:47,812 --> 00:19:49,939 This guy ran out on his child support. 273 00:19:50,147 --> 00:19:53,734 He was a hiking enthusiast, missing 12 years 274 00:19:53,943 --> 00:19:57,446 and they tracked him down to a watering station in the mojave desert. 275 00:20:05,663 --> 00:20:09,291 Carmela's spec house? I need you to go lean on that building inspector. 276 00:20:09,458 --> 00:20:12,044 - Leave it alone, you said. - Do it today, for all our sakes. 277 00:20:12,253 --> 00:20:15,005 My wife needs a career. 278 00:20:15,214 --> 00:20:17,758 Tony, hey. Season's greetings. 279 00:20:17,967 --> 00:20:19,969 Good holidays to your family, huh? 280 00:20:20,177 --> 00:20:22,471 Yeah, you too. 281 00:20:27,852 --> 00:20:29,478 Well, it's bigger than I thought. 282 00:20:29,687 --> 00:20:32,398 I got close with a developer who thought he could do apartments, 283 00:20:32,606 --> 00:20:35,234 some light retail, but we snagged on some zoning issues. 284 00:20:36,736 --> 00:20:39,613 Let me worry about that. 285 00:20:39,822 --> 00:20:43,826 So who's this fiancé you were telling me about? 286 00:20:43,993 --> 00:20:47,747 Jesus, what the fuck do you want here? 287 00:20:50,040 --> 00:20:52,960 - Just move on, huh? - I was confused, okay? 288 00:20:53,169 --> 00:20:54,837 - I'm not now. - What a coincidence, 289 00:20:55,045 --> 00:20:57,673 'cause that's exactly how I feel. 290 00:20:57,882 --> 00:21:00,760 Take all the time you need. Just stick it in the lock box. 291 00:21:11,937 --> 00:21:13,981 It's only the latest draft. 292 00:21:14,190 --> 00:21:15,870 Guy who wrote it... I met him at a meeting. 293 00:21:16,066 --> 00:21:17,693 Jt Dolan, big user. 294 00:21:17,860 --> 00:21:20,446 You can tell. It's relentless. 295 00:21:20,654 --> 00:21:22,865 Yeah, it's a work in progress. 296 00:21:23,032 --> 00:21:25,117 I didn't mean it like that. There's a lot in it. 297 00:21:26,952 --> 00:21:29,997 Are you sure about the title, "cleaver"? 298 00:21:30,206 --> 00:21:31,832 The Jerry mathers connecfion? 299 00:21:32,041 --> 00:21:34,210 Rules of success for pictures like this? 300 00:21:34,376 --> 00:21:38,214 One-word titles... "Saw," "hostel," "cleaver." 301 00:21:39,757 --> 00:21:42,384 But Michael... he knows it's the boss right away? 302 00:21:43,803 --> 00:21:45,781 You might want to make more of a mystery out of it. 303 00:21:45,805 --> 00:21:47,223 Maybe. 304 00:21:47,431 --> 00:21:50,267 This boss, he's a really rough... 305 00:21:52,102 --> 00:21:54,063 Is Anthony soprano like that? 306 00:21:54,271 --> 00:21:56,899 He's just a jumping-off point for the character. 307 00:22:00,569 --> 00:22:03,239 He's got some similarness. 308 00:22:03,405 --> 00:22:05,032 Like he thinks everything's his. 309 00:22:05,783 --> 00:22:07,451 But it's not. 310 00:22:11,205 --> 00:22:13,332 I can't get into it but there are some rules. 311 00:22:13,541 --> 00:22:16,502 Thank you. Don't get into it. I don't wanna know. 312 00:22:18,921 --> 00:22:21,423 It's just weird, you know? Being where he's been. 313 00:22:21,590 --> 00:22:24,301 He hasn't been anywhere. 314 00:22:24,510 --> 00:22:25,970 Nothing happened. I told you that. 315 00:22:26,178 --> 00:22:28,889 Don't matter. He's been there in his mind. 316 00:22:29,098 --> 00:22:31,892 Ugh. Fine. 317 00:22:43,112 --> 00:22:46,115 You're right. Guy's got a lot more on his mind than this. 318 00:22:47,950 --> 00:22:50,661 Like whether or not to have that third sandwich. 319 00:23:06,093 --> 00:23:07,970 I'm not a fucking parking spot. 320 00:23:10,389 --> 00:23:12,224 Ow. 321 00:23:27,448 --> 00:23:29,575 Don't get me wrong, I loved dom more than anybody. 322 00:23:29,783 --> 00:23:32,161 My point is we don't know if Tony was behind this. 323 00:23:32,328 --> 00:23:33,996 It was payback for vito. 324 00:23:34,204 --> 00:23:36,165 So why the fuck did they blow up the wire room? 325 00:23:39,668 --> 00:23:40,961 The balls on this prick. 326 00:23:41,170 --> 00:23:42,963 To blow up a store... You call that balls? 327 00:23:43,172 --> 00:23:44,492 Balls is you look a guy in the eye 328 00:23:44,673 --> 00:23:46,353 while you jam an ice pick through his lung. 329 00:23:46,508 --> 00:23:48,677 I meant balls as in "nerve," "gall." 330 00:23:48,886 --> 00:23:50,471 I know what the fuck you meant. 331 00:23:50,679 --> 00:23:53,349 Far as I'm concerned, this is like 9-11. 332 00:23:53,515 --> 00:23:55,643 Tony wanted our attention. Fine. 333 00:23:55,851 --> 00:23:59,146 He got our attention. Now we wipe him off the planet. 334 00:23:59,355 --> 00:24:01,833 You know that fat cocksucker says I look like the shah of Iran? 335 00:24:01,857 --> 00:24:04,777 - Who does? - Tony. 336 00:24:04,985 --> 00:24:07,196 - I never got that at all. - Fat piece of shit. 337 00:24:07,363 --> 00:24:11,492 It's irrelevant, Phil. But he's testin' you all the time. 338 00:24:11,700 --> 00:24:13,160 And you keep indulging him. 339 00:24:13,369 --> 00:24:15,371 You're right. 340 00:24:16,747 --> 00:24:21,543 But whack a boss? I won't do that. 341 00:24:21,752 --> 00:24:23,712 - It's been done before. - And it was wrong then. 342 00:24:23,921 --> 00:24:26,715 Eye for an eye then, huh? Pick somebody over there. 343 00:24:33,347 --> 00:24:36,058 White trash motherfuckers in narcotics anonymous... 344 00:24:36,225 --> 00:24:37,518 Fucking "Jerry springer show." 345 00:24:37,726 --> 00:24:40,062 The fuck with your whining tonight? 346 00:24:41,897 --> 00:24:45,567 Listen... been involved with this girl. 347 00:24:45,734 --> 00:24:47,569 In there... that's the place to share. 348 00:24:47,736 --> 00:24:51,115 It's complicated. 349 00:24:51,323 --> 00:24:54,618 Remember that real estate agent Tony was dealing with? The Jewish one? 350 00:24:54,827 --> 00:24:57,413 Fuckin' a. He planted the flag. I'd back off. 351 00:24:57,621 --> 00:24:58,914 No, he didn't do shit, she said. 352 00:24:59,123 --> 00:25:01,333 He wanted to and then never pulled the trigger. 353 00:25:01,542 --> 00:25:03,377 Okay, it's touchy but okay. 354 00:25:03,585 --> 00:25:06,588 I don't know if it's okay but fuck him and what he don't know, you know? 355 00:25:10,009 --> 00:25:11,802 So what's the problem? 356 00:25:12,011 --> 00:25:15,097 She's in recovery. Junk. 357 00:25:15,305 --> 00:25:18,809 Her? Fuckin' movie of the week. 358 00:25:19,018 --> 00:25:21,895 Listen to me. That last run you went on, 359 00:25:22,104 --> 00:25:25,441 beginning with the feast? How hard you had to work to get back from that? 360 00:25:26,275 --> 00:25:28,819 Civilians... their bosses find out they slipped, 361 00:25:29,028 --> 00:25:30,468 they get a plane ticket to Minnesota. 362 00:25:30,654 --> 00:25:33,282 Tony will fuckin' mulch his roses with what's left of you. 363 00:25:33,449 --> 00:25:35,659 She's solid now. Years sober. 364 00:25:35,868 --> 00:25:37,494 We fuckin' met at a meeting. 365 00:25:37,703 --> 00:25:40,789 - That never happens to me. - That's all you got to say? 366 00:25:40,956 --> 00:25:42,666 Schools of thought... 367 00:25:42,875 --> 00:25:46,879 Two of you together could be enabling. Bad habits shared. 368 00:25:47,087 --> 00:25:48,797 But it's more like she knows how bad it is. 369 00:25:49,006 --> 00:25:50,299 We watch out for each other. 370 00:25:50,507 --> 00:25:53,093 She wouldn't even let me have red bull. Seriously. 371 00:25:53,302 --> 00:25:56,513 Well, that's the other school... Two are stronger than one. 372 00:25:56,722 --> 00:25:58,182 I know I'm different with her. 373 00:25:58,390 --> 00:26:02,144 Well, I guess we just keep an eye on it. 374 00:26:02,311 --> 00:26:03,812 You fuckin' lucky cocksucker. 375 00:26:04,521 --> 00:26:07,900 - Another married man? - I know. 376 00:26:08,108 --> 00:26:10,819 And it gets worse. I think he's connected. 377 00:26:10,986 --> 00:26:12,821 To what? 378 00:26:13,030 --> 00:26:15,032 - The mafia. - No... 379 00:26:15,240 --> 00:26:19,161 But... actually I know he is because I was involved with his boss. 380 00:26:21,371 --> 00:26:22,998 You ever hear of Anthony soprano? 381 00:26:23,165 --> 00:26:26,168 I'm sorry, Jules. I don't even know where to fucking start. 382 00:26:26,335 --> 00:26:28,295 I know, I know. 383 00:26:28,504 --> 00:26:30,839 The stupid thing is 384 00:26:31,006 --> 00:26:33,842 he's sweet. He's good to me. 385 00:26:34,009 --> 00:26:36,178 I want you to listen to this very carefully... 386 00:26:36,345 --> 00:26:39,681 I'm your sponsor. I'm not judging you. I'm not disappointed. 387 00:26:39,848 --> 00:26:43,102 I am concerned and I'm here to help you help yourself. 388 00:26:43,310 --> 00:26:46,105 Unlike you, I've lived in north Jersey my whole life 389 00:26:46,313 --> 00:26:48,690 and those people like his boss... 390 00:26:48,857 --> 00:26:52,152 They are sociopaths. Murderers actually. 391 00:26:52,361 --> 00:26:56,490 I know, ame, but I think you're getting a little carried away. 392 00:26:56,698 --> 00:26:59,701 Don't hug me. On top of everything I'm getting a cold. 393 00:27:01,662 --> 00:27:03,413 Cock...! 394 00:27:03,622 --> 00:27:05,707 ."Sucker motherfucker! 395 00:27:05,874 --> 00:27:07,626 You shit asshole! I hate you! 396 00:27:07,835 --> 00:27:09,920 This man is so lame. 397 00:27:12,339 --> 00:27:14,466 Shit. 398 00:27:14,675 --> 00:27:17,803 - What's wrong? - These assholes again. 399 00:27:18,011 --> 00:27:19,888 They wake up the baby. 400 00:27:25,060 --> 00:27:28,063 Shh! My baby's sleeping. 401 00:27:28,272 --> 00:27:30,274 Why don't you come out here and suck our dick? 402 00:27:30,482 --> 00:27:32,734 Hey, what's this asshole's problem? 403 00:27:35,654 --> 00:27:38,323 My ex used to go down and kick their asses, but... 404 00:27:38,532 --> 00:27:39,908 Now they're back. 405 00:27:42,578 --> 00:27:45,831 Okay, papi. It's all right. 406 00:27:48,333 --> 00:27:50,002 It's all right, baby. 407 00:27:54,006 --> 00:27:56,049 Shh. 408 00:27:58,427 --> 00:28:00,762 Fuckwads. 409 00:28:26,121 --> 00:28:29,666 Look, you guys move. Go hang somewhere else, 410 00:28:29,875 --> 00:28:32,586 I'll give you this bike. It's a Gary Fisher. 411 00:28:32,794 --> 00:28:35,964 It's only a year old. My parents gave it to me last Christmas. 412 00:28:42,137 --> 00:28:44,181 All right. 413 00:29:07,287 --> 00:29:10,707 It doesn't bother you that I'm younger than you are? 414 00:29:10,916 --> 00:29:14,503 You know who was born on your birthday? Jesse ventura. 415 00:29:14,670 --> 00:29:17,005 Who? 416 00:29:17,214 --> 00:29:20,008 He's a famous politician. I looked it up. 417 00:29:20,217 --> 00:29:22,344 How do you know my birthday? 418 00:29:22,552 --> 00:29:26,682 I did your w-4, remember? The withholding? 419 00:29:36,566 --> 00:29:38,527 You sure it don't bother you I have a baby? 420 00:29:39,111 --> 00:29:41,530 No, I love kids. 421 00:29:46,868 --> 00:29:49,371 This is fuckin' ridiculous. You're not goin' noplace. 422 00:29:49,538 --> 00:29:52,124 - I want to. - We can watch a DVD. 423 00:29:52,332 --> 00:29:54,793 I got the 50 cent movie down in my trunk. 424 00:29:55,002 --> 00:29:56,602 They were giving it away at the car wash. 425 00:29:58,380 --> 00:30:00,257 Don't talk. 426 00:30:01,633 --> 00:30:03,552 That's it. You're fuckin' grounded. 427 00:30:03,719 --> 00:30:05,721 Lie down. 428 00:30:11,727 --> 00:30:13,895 I'm gonna go down the pharmacy, get some robitussin. 429 00:30:14,104 --> 00:30:17,733 No! It's got dextromethorphan. 430 00:30:17,941 --> 00:30:21,611 What are you gonna do? Rip your fuckin' lungs out? This is crazy. 431 00:30:21,820 --> 00:30:24,448 You certainly seem very anxious to get cough medicine in here. 432 00:30:27,451 --> 00:30:28,785 I resent that. 433 00:30:36,001 --> 00:30:39,338 Fuck it! It's over the counter. How much shit could be in it? 434 00:30:39,546 --> 00:30:41,923 Umh-um. 435 00:30:48,972 --> 00:30:51,975 Maybe you could get some valerian tea. 436 00:30:52,184 --> 00:30:54,770 You put eight, nine, 10 tea bags in a cup. 437 00:30:56,938 --> 00:30:59,941 - Fuck's that gonna do? - It's equal to like taking a valium. 438 00:31:00,108 --> 00:31:03,195 - I didn't know that. - Same chemical family. 439 00:31:05,155 --> 00:31:08,158 Gotta have some cough suppressant value, right? 440 00:31:09,951 --> 00:31:12,071 Worst-case scenario, it might help you sleep at least. 441 00:31:14,289 --> 00:31:17,125 What do you think? 442 00:31:17,292 --> 00:31:18,960 Valerian tea. 443 00:31:19,127 --> 00:31:20,837 You have to go to the health food store. 444 00:31:32,641 --> 00:31:35,321 Jesus Christ, they didn't teach you how to use a pair of pliers yet? 445 00:31:36,645 --> 00:31:38,688 Oh it smells all christmassy in here. 446 00:31:38,897 --> 00:31:40,649 Yeah. 447 00:31:42,359 --> 00:31:44,194 Come on. 448 00:31:45,654 --> 00:31:48,573 Oh, the russos... Picture of their dogs. 449 00:31:48,782 --> 00:31:51,243 It's sad with no children. 450 00:31:59,000 --> 00:32:02,712 Oh my god! The building department. 451 00:32:02,921 --> 00:32:05,215 They're repealing the stop-work order on my spec house! 452 00:32:05,424 --> 00:32:07,259 "Construction may begin immediately." 453 00:32:07,467 --> 00:32:10,929 Tony, is this you? This is the best Christmas present I could ever get! 454 00:32:11,138 --> 00:32:14,516 Oh, I better return that vacuum I got you then. 455 00:32:15,934 --> 00:32:17,894 So, Christmas Eve... Besides the shrimp, 456 00:32:18,103 --> 00:32:21,565 - I told desanto the cherrystones. - Fine, good. 457 00:32:21,773 --> 00:32:24,168 You sure? 'Cause last year you said the cherrystones were chewy. 458 00:32:24,192 --> 00:32:25,652 The iittlenecks then. 459 00:32:25,861 --> 00:32:29,906 Jesus! Ebenezer scrooge over here. 460 00:32:30,532 --> 00:32:33,660 So stop breakin' my balls about clams. I don't feel good. 461 00:32:37,247 --> 00:32:39,791 The soft scrub, lemon-scented. 462 00:32:43,211 --> 00:32:45,547 You're cool as a cucumber. 463 00:32:45,755 --> 00:32:47,466 Did I say I'm hot? 464 00:32:47,674 --> 00:32:50,343 I got a tightness in my chest up by the esophagus. 465 00:32:50,552 --> 00:32:52,512 Well, you just had a checkup, Phil. 466 00:32:53,847 --> 00:32:55,765 Yeah. 467 00:32:56,391 --> 00:32:57,976 Imagine the Christmas Marie 468 00:32:58,185 --> 00:33:00,185 and the kids'll be having after all that with vito? 469 00:33:00,312 --> 00:33:02,689 The dibellas too. 470 00:33:02,898 --> 00:33:04,191 Catherine's stroke? 471 00:33:04,399 --> 00:33:06,401 Remember last year at my mother's house? 472 00:33:06,568 --> 00:33:10,989 Francesca spatafore did that beautiful solo of "o holy night"? 473 00:33:11,198 --> 00:33:13,867 Vito accompanied her on the piano? 474 00:33:15,118 --> 00:33:17,579 I gotta try and take a shit. 475 00:33:17,746 --> 00:33:20,665 Now, when one is having a heart attack, the body releases proteins 476 00:33:20,874 --> 00:33:23,034 that act as markers which we would detect in the blood. 477 00:33:23,210 --> 00:33:24,586 You don't show any, sir. 478 00:33:24,794 --> 00:33:26,546 - So, his heart is fine? - Yep. 479 00:33:26,755 --> 00:33:28,340 Jesus Christ. 480 00:33:28,548 --> 00:33:31,384 Mr. Leotardo, some people would pay millions for that diagnosis. 481 00:33:31,593 --> 00:33:34,387 - So what the hell's wrong with me? - My guess is simple gas. 482 00:33:34,596 --> 00:33:36,056 I always say he's full of hot air. 483 00:33:36,264 --> 00:33:37,724 Pharmacy's down the hall. 484 00:33:37,933 --> 00:33:41,228 They will give you some antacid. Take care. 485 00:33:41,978 --> 00:33:43,313 Arrogant prick. 486 00:33:43,522 --> 00:33:46,650 Nervous Nellie. That's what you are. 487 00:34:00,247 --> 00:34:01,540 I'm so sorry. 488 00:34:01,748 --> 00:34:03,375 This asshole wall street couple 489 00:34:03,583 --> 00:34:06,086 came back to look at this loft space. 490 00:34:33,947 --> 00:34:36,992 Mmm. 491 00:35:01,558 --> 00:35:04,436 - I'm dyin'. My heart! - Oh my god! 492 00:35:06,438 --> 00:35:08,481 Okay, we're here. We're here. 493 00:35:08,690 --> 00:35:11,359 It's all right, it's all right. It's okay. Don't worry about it. 494 00:35:11,568 --> 00:35:13,862 Help! My husband. 495 00:35:14,070 --> 00:35:15,363 - Phil! - Crash cart! 496 00:35:15,572 --> 00:35:18,658 Can I get a crash cart? Crash cart! 497 00:35:23,204 --> 00:35:26,207 Heh, I fucked a girl wearing a Santa hat once. 498 00:35:26,416 --> 00:35:30,086 It was too distracting. I kept iosin' my hard-on. 499 00:35:30,295 --> 00:35:32,130 Hey ton'. Did you hear? 500 00:35:32,339 --> 00:35:35,425 Phil leotardo took a heart attack, a big one apparently. 501 00:35:35,634 --> 00:35:39,179 Ho! So there is a Santa claus. 502 00:35:39,387 --> 00:35:43,433 He's in intensive care over in Brooklyn. Doesn't look too good. 503 00:35:43,642 --> 00:35:45,352 Sweetheart, drinks all around. 504 00:35:45,560 --> 00:35:49,230 And a club soda for the messenger here. 505 00:35:49,397 --> 00:35:51,524 You're happy about this, t? 506 00:35:51,733 --> 00:35:54,402 Why not? He's a pain in my balls. 507 00:35:54,611 --> 00:35:57,656 A manageable pain though, eh? The devil you know... 508 00:35:57,864 --> 00:35:59,491 After the scene at little carmine's...? 509 00:36:03,203 --> 00:36:05,163 Corrado, don't you have nothing? 510 00:36:05,372 --> 00:36:07,082 You can make a hand Turkey. 511 00:36:07,290 --> 00:36:09,918 For Christmas? Fuckin' idiot. 512 00:36:12,962 --> 00:36:14,547 Visitor for Mr. Soprano. 513 00:36:18,301 --> 00:36:20,804 Bobby! 514 00:36:27,560 --> 00:36:29,771 Any of you know what "bacala" is? 515 00:36:29,938 --> 00:36:31,606 Of course you don't. 516 00:36:31,773 --> 00:36:33,733 Well, it's salted COD. 517 00:36:33,942 --> 00:36:36,194 We taught the world how to eat. 518 00:36:36,403 --> 00:36:39,322 Junior, sit. 519 00:36:45,620 --> 00:36:47,455 Happy holidays, huh? 520 00:36:47,622 --> 00:36:49,290 You smell the piss in this place? 521 00:36:49,499 --> 00:36:51,459 I ain't gonna stay toolong. 522 00:36:53,086 --> 00:36:54,963 Just to say you should keep this. 523 00:36:55,171 --> 00:36:58,717 - What's that? - You had beppe drop it by, remember? 524 00:36:58,925 --> 00:37:01,636 Had a post-it? It said "merry Christmas"? 525 00:37:03,805 --> 00:37:05,098 It's a gift. 526 00:37:05,306 --> 00:37:07,892 It's a little something for you and Karen and the kids. 527 00:37:09,269 --> 00:37:10,812 It wouldn't be right. 528 00:37:10,979 --> 00:37:13,690 I mean, frankly I shouldn't be here after what happened with Tony. 529 00:37:13,898 --> 00:37:15,942 He's still up on his cross, huh? 530 00:37:16,151 --> 00:37:18,778 Junior, you shot him. 531 00:37:18,987 --> 00:37:21,156 Yeah, well it's not that simple. 532 00:37:21,364 --> 00:37:23,324 I know a few things you don't. 533 00:37:23,533 --> 00:37:25,535 Like maybe I wasn't acting alone. 534 00:37:25,744 --> 00:37:27,704 Junior, jfk was 40 years ago. 535 00:37:27,912 --> 00:37:30,165 That's all I'll say about that. 536 00:37:32,167 --> 00:37:34,169 You see that one over there? 537 00:37:34,335 --> 00:37:38,298 An attorney. I'm mounting my case. 538 00:37:38,506 --> 00:37:41,342 Look, I should take off. 539 00:37:41,551 --> 00:37:43,178 You want a snack? A soda? 540 00:37:43,386 --> 00:37:44,971 What the fuck? You just got here. 541 00:37:46,514 --> 00:37:49,017 Happy holidays. 542 00:38:06,576 --> 00:38:08,286 Here. 543 00:38:08,495 --> 00:38:10,288 One hand washes the other. 544 00:38:10,497 --> 00:38:13,041 So the husband says, "I wasn't talkin' to you." 545 00:38:35,855 --> 00:38:37,440 You know her? 546 00:38:37,649 --> 00:38:40,652 Oh that's right, you and her... 547 00:38:40,860 --> 00:38:43,238 - How'd that all go? - I had to put her on the shelf. 548 00:38:46,074 --> 00:38:49,744 Yeah, she's a friend of kaisha, the black one I was tellin' you about. 549 00:38:52,372 --> 00:38:55,750 She was just now asking what to get kaisha for her birthday. 550 00:38:57,710 --> 00:38:59,754 What'd you tell her? 551 00:38:59,921 --> 00:39:01,756 Luther vandross, a box set. 552 00:39:45,091 --> 00:39:47,135 Mmm. 553 00:39:48,887 --> 00:39:51,097 Mmm. 554 00:39:53,641 --> 00:39:55,143 You know what's interesting? 555 00:39:55,351 --> 00:39:57,854 Hmm? 556 00:39:58,062 --> 00:40:02,025 Us being able to use again, 557 00:40:02,233 --> 00:40:04,652 but integrating it into our lives. 558 00:40:04,819 --> 00:40:07,363 Yeah. 559 00:40:07,572 --> 00:40:10,825 Work... 560 00:40:10,992 --> 00:40:12,827 Socialize... 561 00:40:15,413 --> 00:40:19,000 But still having a mastery. 562 00:40:19,208 --> 00:40:21,461 Not easy. 563 00:40:21,669 --> 00:40:23,880 But interesting as shit. 564 00:40:38,019 --> 00:40:40,271 For one thing, we don't use needles. 565 00:40:52,450 --> 00:40:54,702 I should probably tell Tony we're fucking. 566 00:41:02,961 --> 00:41:05,171 What? 567 00:41:05,380 --> 00:41:07,548 We're not anymore. 568 00:41:07,757 --> 00:41:10,134 He's already hinky. 569 00:41:11,552 --> 00:41:13,805 He starts pokin' around, 570 00:41:14,013 --> 00:41:16,182 finds out we met in aa, 571 00:41:16,391 --> 00:41:19,102 he could suspect I'm usin' again... 572 00:41:23,147 --> 00:41:24,148 Hmm. 573 00:41:25,108 --> 00:41:27,318 And ruin everything. 574 00:41:58,641 --> 00:41:59,934 There he is. 575 00:42:00,143 --> 00:42:01,394 Where the fuck you been? 576 00:42:01,602 --> 00:42:03,104 You hear that Phil had surgery now? 577 00:42:03,312 --> 00:42:05,606 Turds in the aorta... A medical first. 578 00:42:05,815 --> 00:42:07,442 Gotta see my chiropodist. 579 00:42:09,736 --> 00:42:11,779 There's something I should tell you. 580 00:42:20,747 --> 00:42:22,457 - The real estate agent. - Yeah? 581 00:42:22,665 --> 00:42:24,500 I've been bangin' her. 582 00:42:29,338 --> 00:42:31,924 See, I knew some shit was goin' on. 583 00:42:34,093 --> 00:42:35,678 Why the fuck did you lie to me? 584 00:42:35,887 --> 00:42:38,014 I wasn't sure how it ended with you two 585 00:42:38,222 --> 00:42:40,016 till you set me straight. 586 00:42:40,224 --> 00:42:42,435 Stupid, right? 587 00:42:42,643 --> 00:42:45,396 Point is I want everything above boards 588 00:42:45,605 --> 00:42:48,274 as always between you and me. 589 00:42:48,483 --> 00:42:50,109 I don't give a fuck. 590 00:42:50,318 --> 00:42:52,987 Do what you want with her. 591 00:42:57,492 --> 00:42:59,452 - This is my reward. - Your reward. 592 00:42:59,660 --> 00:43:00,995 I do not betray my wife. 593 00:43:01,204 --> 00:43:04,499 I go out of my way not to have an affair with this woman, 594 00:43:04,707 --> 00:43:07,251 this very hot, 595 00:43:07,460 --> 00:43:10,379 very beautiful, intelligent woman... 596 00:43:10,588 --> 00:43:13,716 'Cause of the way carmela nursed me and cared for me. 597 00:43:13,925 --> 00:43:16,010 And my fuckin' Turkey-neck of a nephew 598 00:43:16,219 --> 00:43:17,678 winds up with his dick in there. 599 00:43:17,887 --> 00:43:19,639 A guy I gotta see every day. 600 00:43:21,057 --> 00:43:22,850 This is my reward. 601 00:43:23,059 --> 00:43:24,685 Frankly, I'm encouraged. 602 00:43:24,894 --> 00:43:27,021 With the fuckin' riddles again. 603 00:43:27,230 --> 00:43:30,316 I sat here dreading the end of the story 604 00:43:30,525 --> 00:43:31,818 would involve you erupting 605 00:43:32,026 --> 00:43:35,238 in some act of violence towards your nephew. 606 00:43:35,446 --> 00:43:37,323 Well, Christmas isn't over yet. 607 00:43:37,532 --> 00:43:39,033 You came out of that shooting 608 00:43:39,200 --> 00:43:41,494 feeling each day is a "gift." 609 00:43:41,702 --> 00:43:43,871 Well, this is a corollary to that. 610 00:43:44,455 --> 00:43:46,374 A what? 611 00:43:46,541 --> 00:43:50,128 You don't have to eat every dish of rigatoni. 612 00:43:50,336 --> 00:43:52,880 You don't have to fuck every female you meet. 613 00:43:57,885 --> 00:44:01,597 You know what I've been realizing? 614 00:44:01,806 --> 00:44:04,559 These women... They're all sort of the same... 615 00:44:04,725 --> 00:44:07,979 Dark complexion, smart, 616 00:44:08,187 --> 00:44:10,731 they smell a little bit of money. 617 00:44:10,898 --> 00:44:14,902 There's you and... Gloria 618 00:44:15,111 --> 00:44:17,113 and this "ashkenuzi." 619 00:44:19,574 --> 00:44:20,867 So what's that about? 620 00:44:21,075 --> 00:44:22,910 What do you think it's about? 621 00:44:29,250 --> 00:44:31,419 Well... ahem... 622 00:44:31,586 --> 00:44:33,588 It's probably the reason I still come here 623 00:44:33,754 --> 00:44:35,965 to hang out with you... 624 00:44:36,174 --> 00:44:38,759 'Cause nothing really changes with the therapy part. 625 00:45:23,971 --> 00:45:26,015 Ton'? That fed's out front. Harris. 626 00:45:26,224 --> 00:45:28,643 Says he wants you to know he's here having a sandwich. 627 00:45:41,322 --> 00:45:42,782 What's the matter? Not enough Mayo? 628 00:45:42,990 --> 00:45:44,784 Tony, how you doing? 629 00:45:44,992 --> 00:45:48,162 Good, so how's the war on terror? 630 00:45:48,371 --> 00:45:51,832 Christmas is always potentially our busy season. 631 00:45:52,667 --> 00:45:55,127 So, Phil leotardo, huh? Coronary? 632 00:45:55,336 --> 00:45:58,339 I swear to god I had nothin' to do with that. 633 00:45:58,547 --> 00:46:00,967 Just so you know, 634 00:46:01,175 --> 00:46:03,344 I'm still in touch with some agents who work o.C. 635 00:46:03,511 --> 00:46:06,151 From what they hear, you're not very popular in Brooklyn right now. 636 00:46:06,222 --> 00:46:08,516 So what else is new, huh? 637 00:46:08,724 --> 00:46:11,102 That someone close to you may be in danger. 638 00:46:11,310 --> 00:46:13,354 Really? 639 00:46:13,562 --> 00:46:15,690 Anybody specific? 640 00:46:15,898 --> 00:46:19,694 All they know is it's under serious discussion at top levels. 641 00:46:28,035 --> 00:46:31,330 - Thanks. - It's Christmas. 642 00:46:49,265 --> 00:46:51,058 What? You want me to call a doctor? 643 00:46:51,225 --> 00:46:54,061 Cramping in my legs? It could be anything. 644 00:46:54,270 --> 00:46:55,646 Well, then what'd you call me for? 645 00:46:55,855 --> 00:46:58,065 - Just to say hi. - But you're all right? 646 00:46:58,274 --> 00:47:00,735 Yeah. I'll see you later. 647 00:47:03,070 --> 00:47:04,530 Bring me home a quattro formaggi. 648 00:47:04,739 --> 00:47:06,407 I don't care what time it is. Wake me up. 649 00:47:06,615 --> 00:47:08,534 - All right. - Mwah. 650 00:47:18,836 --> 00:47:20,212 We were talking about recovery 651 00:47:20,421 --> 00:47:22,423 and your organized crime thing. 652 00:47:22,590 --> 00:47:24,842 That I took an oath 653 00:47:25,051 --> 00:47:26,802 that was a sacred oath. 654 00:47:27,011 --> 00:47:31,265 - That's not an urban legend? - No, you burn a Saint. 655 00:47:31,474 --> 00:47:35,102 You draw blood... but technically I shouldn't even be tellin' you this. 656 00:47:35,311 --> 00:47:36,520 Ooh. 657 00:47:38,689 --> 00:47:41,025 The program... 658 00:47:41,233 --> 00:47:43,611 I could never really get into the "higher power" part. 659 00:47:43,778 --> 00:47:45,780 Well, me neither. It's hard. 660 00:47:47,365 --> 00:47:50,409 I mostly think of the group consciousness as a higher power. 661 00:47:50,618 --> 00:47:55,081 I said to myself that that oath would be my higher power. 662 00:47:55,289 --> 00:47:56,832 That would be my strength. 663 00:47:57,041 --> 00:47:58,876 That code... that's a soldier's oath. 664 00:47:59,085 --> 00:48:01,504 - I could see that. - But the problem is 665 00:48:01,712 --> 00:48:04,673 nobody lives it no more. Not Tony, not nobody. 666 00:48:04,882 --> 00:48:07,593 They let you down. 667 00:48:10,554 --> 00:48:13,933 Whatever... here I am. 668 00:48:14,141 --> 00:48:16,310 - Using. - Using. 669 00:48:22,817 --> 00:48:24,151 Are you breaking up with me? 670 00:48:28,656 --> 00:48:30,449 No. 671 00:48:41,335 --> 00:48:43,129 Should we go to a meeting? 672 00:48:45,172 --> 00:48:47,591 I don't know. 673 00:48:47,800 --> 00:48:49,718 What do you wanna do? 674 00:48:52,263 --> 00:48:54,682 I know one that starts in half an hour in Glen Ridge. 675 00:49:27,715 --> 00:49:29,550 Take one car? 676 00:49:30,759 --> 00:49:32,511 I'll follow you. 677 00:49:45,232 --> 00:49:46,901 You should've called first. 678 00:50:00,080 --> 00:50:03,042 How's John? 679 00:50:03,250 --> 00:50:04,585 Some Christmas present, huh? 680 00:50:07,713 --> 00:50:09,924 I'll see you in the morn... 681 00:50:13,802 --> 00:50:15,387 I'll see you in the morning. 682 00:50:15,596 --> 00:50:17,765 God loves you. 683 00:50:35,407 --> 00:50:38,702 Finally got you to come to Brooklyn, cocksucker. 684 00:50:47,127 --> 00:50:49,046 Listen to me. 685 00:51:00,849 --> 00:51:03,269 Now, I never told nobody this, 686 00:51:03,477 --> 00:51:07,940 but while I was in that coma... 687 00:51:10,985 --> 00:51:12,861 Somethin' happened to me. 688 00:51:14,363 --> 00:51:16,490 I went some place... 689 00:51:18,993 --> 00:51:22,997 I think. But I know I never wanna go back there. 690 00:51:24,832 --> 00:51:26,917 And maybe you know what I'm talkin' about. 691 00:51:35,509 --> 00:51:37,553 Believe me, nobody ever laid on their deathbed 692 00:51:37,761 --> 00:51:39,763 wishin' they saved more no-showjobs. 693 00:51:45,436 --> 00:51:47,187 Now you take your time. 694 00:51:49,356 --> 00:51:51,734 You get better. 695 00:51:51,942 --> 00:51:54,612 And you get out of this fuckin' place. 696 00:51:54,820 --> 00:51:58,365 But when you do, you focus on grandkids 697 00:51:58,574 --> 00:52:01,243 and good things. 698 00:52:01,452 --> 00:52:04,413 We can have it all, Phil... 699 00:52:04,622 --> 00:52:06,373 Plenty for everybody. 700 00:52:11,754 --> 00:52:14,006 Stop cryin' now. 701 00:52:22,890 --> 00:52:24,391 We should let him sleep. 702 00:52:29,063 --> 00:52:30,731 We gotta stop meeting like this, huh? 703 00:53:00,469 --> 00:53:03,097 George, hi. Carmela soprano. 704 00:53:03,263 --> 00:53:06,433 Listen, I wanna move ahead with the roofing... ordering the slate? 705 00:53:08,435 --> 00:53:10,104 Carm, you got cocktail sauce? 706 00:53:10,270 --> 00:53:11,689 Uh, in the fridge, top shelf. 707 00:53:13,107 --> 00:53:16,443 Bob cratchit! Pass out the punch! 708 00:53:16,652 --> 00:53:20,447 - Gift set... - What I said is none of your business! 709 00:53:20,614 --> 00:53:22,700 I'll make it my business! 710 00:53:24,326 --> 00:53:27,621 - Sophia, come help, hon'. - I don't like disturbances in my place. 711 00:53:27,830 --> 00:53:30,290 Either lay off politics or get out! 712 00:53:32,626 --> 00:53:35,295 Jesus, that's a lot of presents. 713 00:53:35,462 --> 00:53:36,964 You sure you got enough? 714 00:53:37,172 --> 00:53:38,882 Remember you're a kid... wabc? 715 00:53:39,091 --> 00:53:40,509 They'd tell you where Santa was, 716 00:53:40,718 --> 00:53:42,720 trackin' him on air force radar? 717 00:53:46,140 --> 00:53:48,809 Are you gonna hog all the ice? 718 00:53:53,063 --> 00:53:55,941 - To america. - To america. 719 00:53:56,150 --> 00:53:57,985 To america. 720 00:53:58,193 --> 00:54:00,487 Hello. 721 00:54:00,654 --> 00:54:03,323 Everybody, this is blanca. Blanca, my mom, 722 00:54:03,490 --> 00:54:04,908 - my dad. 723 00:54:05,117 --> 00:54:07,202 This is Hector. Say hello, baby. 724 00:54:07,411 --> 00:54:10,497 Hi, Hector. Oh, look at those eyes. 725 00:54:12,166 --> 00:54:14,626 He's not so shy at home. 726 00:54:14,835 --> 00:54:17,254 Hey, that is quite a bagatelle. 727 00:54:17,463 --> 00:54:19,965 Oh, it's from Anthony. 728 00:54:20,174 --> 00:54:21,675 Really? 729 00:54:26,430 --> 00:54:29,266 Hector, no, papi! Those ain't your presents. 730 00:54:29,433 --> 00:54:30,893 It's okay. I got him. 731 00:54:31,685 --> 00:54:34,188 Hey, come here, you. Come here. 732 00:54:35,022 --> 00:54:36,857 Who's coming later, huh? 733 00:54:37,065 --> 00:54:39,735 - Santa! - Is Santa claus coming, huh? 734 00:54:39,943 --> 00:54:42,654 - Carmela, it's Meadow! - Tell her I kept my promise. 735 00:54:42,863 --> 00:54:45,032 I'm wearing your present from Paris. 736 00:54:45,199 --> 00:54:48,242 Excuse me, my daughter's calling from California. 737 00:54:58,545 --> 00:55:00,964 - Ahem... - She's 10 years older than him 738 00:55:01,173 --> 00:55:03,217 and she's puerto rican. 739 00:55:03,425 --> 00:55:06,178 Dominican... maybe. 740 00:55:07,721 --> 00:55:10,057 Least she's catholic. 741 00:55:11,266 --> 00:55:12,827 What are you lookin' at me like that for? 742 00:55:12,851 --> 00:55:14,651 You were overjoyed when I sent him down there. 743 00:55:14,686 --> 00:55:16,104 Carmela, your daughter says 744 00:55:16,313 --> 00:55:18,398 you're using up all her cell phone minutes. 745 00:55:21,068 --> 00:55:23,737 Nice piece, that necklace. Where'd you get it? 746 00:55:23,904 --> 00:55:26,949 - The mail. - Should've told me. 747 00:55:27,157 --> 00:55:29,867 - I got a guy. - And I got a job. 748 00:55:32,120 --> 00:55:34,748 My dear mademoiselle, perhaps you have already observed 749 00:55:34,957 --> 00:55:39,753 that in Casablanca human life is cheap. Good night, mademoiselle. 750 00:55:39,920 --> 00:55:42,589 Okay, sweetie. I love you too. 751 00:55:46,343 --> 00:55:48,053 Merry Christmas, baby. 752 00:55:50,597 --> 00:55:52,599 Yeah, we're all here, same as always. 753 00:55:52,766 --> 00:55:54,601 Bobby Jr., get in here and eat! 754 00:55:56,436 --> 00:55:58,897 You want some wine? 755 00:55:59,106 --> 00:56:00,524 Aunt Barb's comin' later. 756 00:56:00,732 --> 00:56:02,734 Uncle Tom had to work. 757 00:56:03,944 --> 00:56:06,864 All right, honey. 758 00:56:07,072 --> 00:56:08,407 I miss you too. 759 00:56:10,450 --> 00:56:12,119 Merry Christmas. 760 00:56:14,246 --> 00:56:15,913 Love to Finn, huh? 761 00:56:28,302 --> 00:56:29,636 You have a gorgeous home. 762 00:56:29,845 --> 00:56:31,680 Thank you. 763 00:56:35,309 --> 00:56:37,059 We do.