1 00:00:08,884 --> 00:00:16,884 [Theme song playing] 2 00:01:42,060 --> 00:01:46,315 (Announcer) Into the bottom of the eighth. A very tight game on a hot day. 3 00:01:46,523 --> 00:01:49,323 - (Announcer) Oh, it sure is today, isn't it? - It certainly is, Roger. 4 00:01:49,443 --> 00:01:52,487 Mets tying it up 2-2 in the sixth. 5 00:01:52,863 --> 00:01:54,031 Man on second. 6 00:01:54,197 --> 00:01:56,825 Want another super nacho? 7 00:01:57,367 --> 00:01:59,911 No, they been sitting too long. The cheese is all sweaty. 8 00:02:00,078 --> 00:02:02,789 This guy in the joint, crazy rasta fuck... 9 00:02:02,998 --> 00:02:05,000 Used to make grilled cheese on the radiator. 10 00:02:05,167 --> 00:02:07,085 He put the bread between two sheets of paper. 11 00:02:08,503 --> 00:02:10,339 Had a whole system. 12 00:02:10,839 --> 00:02:14,176 - What did you do to your foot? - The other night. Fucking irvington. 13 00:02:14,343 --> 00:02:17,721 - Two black guys jumped me outside a bar. - With half of them locked up... 14 00:02:17,929 --> 00:02:21,767 Making grilled cheese, you'd think there wouldn't be many around making trouble. 15 00:02:22,267 --> 00:02:26,104 - Should I melt another batch? - No, I'm good. I got dinner in the city. 16 00:02:31,485 --> 00:02:33,528 (Soft music playing) 17 00:02:34,029 --> 00:02:35,989 So, Finn, you got any plans for the summer? 18 00:02:36,156 --> 00:02:38,909 Going back to mission viejo to surf or whatever? 19 00:02:39,076 --> 00:02:41,119 Actually, I'm hoping to stay here in the city. 20 00:02:41,328 --> 00:02:44,289 - How's summer school going? - It sucks. 21 00:02:44,498 --> 00:02:46,625 I did summer school once. You can still have fun. 22 00:02:46,833 --> 00:02:49,336 At casa carmela? He's looking at maximum-security summer. 23 00:02:51,338 --> 00:02:53,298 Excuse me a minute. 24 00:02:55,050 --> 00:02:57,469 Why don't you cut your mother a break. For the record... 25 00:02:57,678 --> 00:03:01,640 She's holding this family together under this current situation and all. 26 00:03:04,017 --> 00:03:06,603 - Can we get the check, please? - The young man took care of it. 27 00:03:10,899 --> 00:03:12,359 (Heavy breathing) 28 00:03:16,405 --> 00:03:19,116 - You paid the check? - I figured since you're always so... 29 00:03:19,324 --> 00:03:21,243 You know, generous, I should reciprocate. 30 00:03:22,327 --> 00:03:24,663 You're lucky you don't get your head handed to you. 31 00:03:24,830 --> 00:03:28,542 - Dad. - Let's get this straight: You eat. I pay. 32 00:03:29,042 --> 00:03:31,211 - Mr. Soprano... - No, when you have your own family... 33 00:03:31,420 --> 00:03:33,213 You pay. 34 00:03:39,594 --> 00:03:41,304 Let's go. 35 00:03:45,225 --> 00:03:46,601 Just take the money. 36 00:03:49,312 --> 00:03:50,480 (City traffic sounds) 37 00:03:59,906 --> 00:04:02,200 Listen, I didn't mean to bite your head off in there. 38 00:04:02,409 --> 00:04:06,079 No, it's fine. I didn't mean to overstep. I just wanted to say thank you. 39 00:04:06,538 --> 00:04:10,208 You're a good guy. I respect you trying. 40 00:04:15,380 --> 00:04:17,382 And then he fell asleep right after. 41 00:04:19,634 --> 00:04:23,930 He did call me late the next morning. And he sent flowers. 42 00:04:24,514 --> 00:04:27,058 But other than that, I haven't heard from him all week. 43 00:04:27,225 --> 00:04:29,227 - What did he say? - That it was nice, you know. 44 00:04:29,436 --> 00:04:31,438 And it was nice. He was very sweet, actually. 45 00:04:31,646 --> 00:04:33,523 So you think what happened at the party... 46 00:04:33,732 --> 00:04:35,984 Is an overture Tony wants to get back together? 47 00:04:36,151 --> 00:04:38,069 I don't know. Maybe. 48 00:04:39,362 --> 00:04:41,865 He's dropping a.J. Off later. 49 00:04:42,783 --> 00:04:45,035 This is the last thing I need to get into right now. 50 00:04:45,202 --> 00:04:47,078 Oh, please, he never had it so good. 51 00:04:47,162 --> 00:04:47,829 (Car pulling up) 52 00:04:47,913 --> 00:04:49,414 Well, that's him. 53 00:04:50,290 --> 00:04:53,001 You two should talk. Let me just pee. 54 00:04:53,168 --> 00:04:54,544 Okay. 55 00:04:57,839 --> 00:04:59,549 (Car door shutting) 56 00:05:15,315 --> 00:05:16,315 (Fridge door shutting) 57 00:05:16,358 --> 00:05:18,610 So was your father in a rush now or something? 58 00:05:18,902 --> 00:05:20,529 I don't know. He said he was tired. 59 00:05:21,988 --> 00:05:24,699 To give you this and a kiss on the cheek. 60 00:05:26,451 --> 00:05:27,828 (Throat clearing) 61 00:05:29,788 --> 00:05:33,083 Thank god. It's the last thing I needed was to talk to him. 62 00:05:45,011 --> 00:05:46,972 Know who loved golf? 63 00:05:47,973 --> 00:05:51,059 It was Joey peeps. May he rest in peace. 64 00:05:51,226 --> 00:05:53,061 It's sad when they go young like that. 65 00:05:53,353 --> 00:05:55,313 When they go? 66 00:05:56,690 --> 00:05:58,233 Come on, huh? 67 00:05:58,441 --> 00:06:00,026 It was little carmine behind it. 68 00:06:00,235 --> 00:06:03,154 Payback for that whore he was fucking, Lorraine calluzo. 69 00:06:03,363 --> 00:06:05,991 You don't know that for sure, John. 70 00:06:06,491 --> 00:06:09,995 Little carmine knew how fond I was of this kid, Tony. 71 00:06:10,161 --> 00:06:11,705 I picked him out of the chorus. 72 00:06:11,872 --> 00:06:14,040 Schooled him those years he was my driver. 73 00:06:16,751 --> 00:06:18,295 Anything from your cop? 74 00:06:18,503 --> 00:06:21,131 Some homeless fuck saw a guy limping away. 75 00:06:21,339 --> 00:06:22,632 And then he wasn't sure. 76 00:06:42,360 --> 00:06:45,947 I'll tell you, I don't know how I'm gonna get through Joey's funeral. 77 00:06:46,114 --> 00:06:48,033 And forget about Ginny. 78 00:06:48,408 --> 00:06:52,621 Every Christmas, Joey would send her a grandma's of Maine coffeecake. 79 00:06:52,704 --> 00:06:53,747 (Heavy breathing) 80 00:06:53,955 --> 00:06:55,665 What's wrong? You all right? 81 00:06:55,832 --> 00:06:57,918 - Is it his heart? - No. It's this fucking weather. 82 00:06:58,084 --> 00:07:01,588 Sudden changes. Fucks up your respiratory system. 83 00:07:01,796 --> 00:07:02,964 - Come on. - Get some... 84 00:07:03,173 --> 00:07:05,050 - I got you. - Get some electrolytes in him. 85 00:07:05,258 --> 00:07:06,593 - We got you. - Come on, buddy. 86 00:07:06,801 --> 00:07:08,929 - Come on. - That's it. Sit down. 87 00:07:09,137 --> 00:07:11,723 Good, good. That's it. That's it. 88 00:07:11,932 --> 00:07:13,808 You're all right. You're all right. 89 00:07:13,934 --> 00:07:14,934 (Heavy breathing) 90 00:07:16,227 --> 00:07:17,979 The point I am trying to illustrate... 91 00:07:18,104 --> 00:07:21,983 Is that of course no one wants all-out conflict. 92 00:07:22,108 --> 00:07:25,612 But historically, historical changes have come out of war. 93 00:07:26,488 --> 00:07:30,742 Far as I'm concerned, it's a new day. All old treaties and ways of doing things... 94 00:07:30,909 --> 00:07:33,036 - Are null and void. - Exactly. 95 00:07:33,244 --> 00:07:36,706 And the Joe peeps thing? Where does that leave us? 96 00:07:36,915 --> 00:07:39,542 When you've had a quadruple bypass like I did... 97 00:07:39,709 --> 00:07:42,212 It gives you a lot of time to think. 98 00:07:42,420 --> 00:07:45,465 The only thing Johnny understands is force. 99 00:07:45,632 --> 00:07:49,052 But the fact is, though, we pissed on a bees' nest. 100 00:07:49,219 --> 00:07:52,013 So, what's the other option? Rollover? 101 00:07:55,100 --> 00:07:57,435 We could've had a sit-down. 102 00:07:57,644 --> 00:08:01,189 - The other captains, maybe. - This isn't the u.N., Angelo. 103 00:08:01,398 --> 00:08:04,025 I won't let what happened to my father happen to me. 104 00:08:04,192 --> 00:08:08,905 God forgive me, but you may be a stronger man than your dad was. 105 00:08:09,072 --> 00:08:10,615 The fundamental question is: 106 00:08:10,824 --> 00:08:13,201 Will I be as effective as a boss like my dad was? 107 00:08:13,785 --> 00:08:17,455 And I will be. Even more so. But until I am... 108 00:08:17,664 --> 00:08:20,625 It's gonna be hard to verify that I think I'll be more effective. 109 00:08:21,084 --> 00:08:21,918 (Air conditioner humming) 110 00:08:22,043 --> 00:08:23,378 I just talked to my parents. 111 00:08:23,545 --> 00:08:26,798 They offered me a jetblue ticket home. No economic relief. 112 00:08:27,007 --> 00:08:28,883 What did the lady at student placement say? 113 00:08:29,050 --> 00:08:31,511 - I never went down there. - Why didn't you? 114 00:08:31,720 --> 00:08:33,221 This economy? Hello? 115 00:08:33,388 --> 00:08:35,724 I mean, even the crappiest mcjobs aren't there. 116 00:08:36,099 --> 00:08:39,352 Besides, I wouldn't wanna take away a job a minority could have. 117 00:08:39,436 --> 00:08:41,479 (Air conditioner rattling) 118 00:08:42,022 --> 00:08:44,816 Just... it doesn't cool anything anyway. Leave it. 119 00:08:44,983 --> 00:08:45,983 (Banging) 120 00:08:46,109 --> 00:08:48,028 Don't open the window. The garbage reeks. 121 00:08:48,194 --> 00:08:50,280 Why do we wanna be in New York anyway? 122 00:08:50,488 --> 00:08:54,659 It was supposed to be fun, remember? Summer before the big grad school push. 123 00:08:54,826 --> 00:08:56,995 You could go out to Jersey, sleep in comfort. 124 00:08:58,955 --> 00:09:01,583 - Is that what you want? - No. 125 00:09:03,084 --> 00:09:06,504 All I know is, I cannot go home and live with my parents. 126 00:09:08,298 --> 00:09:10,091 I graduated. 127 00:09:16,723 --> 00:09:20,727 I mean, maybe I should go back out. I can work as a pa for Josh's dad. 128 00:09:20,935 --> 00:09:22,055 At least I'd earn some cash. 129 00:09:22,187 --> 00:09:25,106 - You could come out for a week. - Wait, wait. What? 130 00:09:25,315 --> 00:09:29,319 He's a photographer, I told you. He does major magazine ads. BMW. 131 00:09:29,527 --> 00:09:30,904 It's pretty cool stuff. 132 00:09:31,071 --> 00:09:33,364 - Is that what you want? - No. 133 00:09:34,699 --> 00:09:35,950 But at least I'd have money. 134 00:09:36,242 --> 00:09:38,870 - Your thing with models. - There's no models. 135 00:09:39,079 --> 00:09:41,998 - What? - It's interesting work. 136 00:09:42,999 --> 00:09:45,085 As a career, actually. I mean... 137 00:09:45,293 --> 00:09:48,088 Josh's dad saw my shots that won the prize in high school... 138 00:09:48,296 --> 00:09:50,465 Said they were solidly unsentimental. 139 00:09:50,673 --> 00:09:54,886 What are you talking about? Just blow off dental school? 140 00:09:55,053 --> 00:09:59,307 You haven't taken a photograph in a year. You bitch every time we're at a party... 141 00:09:59,516 --> 00:10:01,893 And I ask you to take a snap of me and my friends. 142 00:10:02,060 --> 00:10:04,521 - Look, I'm just saying. - I gave up junior year abroad... 143 00:10:04,729 --> 00:10:07,982 - So we could be together. - I know, and I wanna stay here. 144 00:10:08,775 --> 00:10:10,015 I could come out west with you. 145 00:10:12,028 --> 00:10:14,906 - But I have to blow off the law center. - Is that what you wanna do? 146 00:10:15,073 --> 00:10:16,991 I don't know. Do you want me to come out? 147 00:10:17,242 --> 00:10:19,994 - If you want to. - No, you need to say. 148 00:10:21,329 --> 00:10:25,291 Maybe we should stay out there. You could transfer to ucla. 149 00:10:28,962 --> 00:10:30,296 Fuck it. 150 00:10:30,713 --> 00:10:32,590 It's roasting in here. 151 00:10:32,799 --> 00:10:35,009 It's 10:30. We can still get into a movie. 152 00:10:38,304 --> 00:10:41,141 - What do you wanna see? - I don't know. You say. 153 00:10:41,975 --> 00:10:43,309 No, you. 154 00:10:48,606 --> 00:10:49,606 (Paper crumbling) 155 00:10:49,816 --> 00:10:51,192 (Phone ringing) 156 00:10:51,609 --> 00:10:53,695 - Hello? - Mrs. Soprano. 157 00:10:53,903 --> 00:10:56,781 - Lee nieman, returning. - Oh, hi, great. Thank you. 158 00:10:56,948 --> 00:10:59,868 The reason I called... I gave your secretary the broad strokes. 159 00:11:00,076 --> 00:11:03,037 You're in the middle of a separation, the original attorney retired. 160 00:11:03,246 --> 00:11:04,706 Right. Bob Greenberg. 161 00:11:04,956 --> 00:11:09,419 At any rate, I'm thinking it's time I move forward with the divorce proceedings. 162 00:11:09,586 --> 00:11:12,046 Mrs. Soprano, I'm afraid I'm gonna have to cut you short. 163 00:11:12,255 --> 00:11:14,966 As far as handling it, I'm afraid I have to recuse myself. 164 00:11:15,133 --> 00:11:16,926 What do you mean? Why? 165 00:11:19,345 --> 00:11:23,099 Actually, your husband had been in to see me for a consultation last year. 166 00:11:23,391 --> 00:11:25,435 - My husband hired you? - No. 167 00:11:25,643 --> 00:11:28,897 But based on a prior meeting, the code of professional responsibility... 168 00:11:29,105 --> 00:11:31,983 Precludes me from representing you because of that consultation. 169 00:11:32,150 --> 00:11:35,069 But he met with Greenberg too, and he was willing to represent me. 170 00:11:35,403 --> 00:11:39,699 Mr. Greenberg would've found himself in some ethical soup had he moved fonnard. 171 00:11:39,866 --> 00:11:42,035 I don't understand this. Why is my husband so picky? 172 00:11:42,243 --> 00:11:45,455 He talked to seven or eight of the top divorce attorneys in New Jersey. 173 00:11:45,663 --> 00:11:48,625 Well, you can probably figure that maneuver out for yourself. 174 00:11:50,084 --> 00:11:52,045 Jesus Christ. 175 00:11:52,253 --> 00:11:55,632 I understand your frustration. If you like, I can recommend a colleague. 176 00:11:55,840 --> 00:11:57,634 Someone your husband hasn't contaminated. 177 00:11:57,842 --> 00:12:00,887 Well, yeah, okay. 178 00:12:06,559 --> 00:12:10,271 According to Johnny sack, kid's brains were splattered all over the seat. 179 00:12:10,480 --> 00:12:12,065 Joe peeps? 180 00:12:12,232 --> 00:12:14,776 Couldn't have been too much to clean up. 181 00:12:15,985 --> 00:12:18,571 I heard the hooker he was with got it in the chest. 182 00:12:18,780 --> 00:12:21,324 Must have been silicone everywheres too. 183 00:12:21,532 --> 00:12:23,201 Why you always try and top me? 184 00:12:23,409 --> 00:12:26,788 You took the air right out of my whole fucking punch line, asshole. 185 00:12:26,996 --> 00:12:29,666 Anyway, Joey peeps' mom's a widow. 186 00:12:29,832 --> 00:12:32,001 She's in a wheelchair. 187 00:12:32,585 --> 00:12:35,338 Johnny's taking care of the internment, that shit there. 188 00:12:35,505 --> 00:12:37,507 I'm thinking we should pick up the headstone. 189 00:12:38,800 --> 00:12:42,136 - Jason, get into it. - I'll call the marble guy. 190 00:12:43,012 --> 00:12:44,097 (Door opening) 191 00:12:44,305 --> 00:12:45,556 - What's up, guys? - Frankie. 192 00:12:45,765 --> 00:12:47,850 - Frankie. - Talk to you outside? 193 00:12:54,440 --> 00:12:55,733 Give me two. 194 00:12:56,401 --> 00:12:57,735 (Door opening) 195 00:13:08,454 --> 00:13:10,039 What's up? 196 00:13:10,248 --> 00:13:13,584 Turns out somebody got a look at the guy that did Joe peeps. 197 00:13:15,128 --> 00:13:17,338 All they got so far is he's got a bad limp. 198 00:13:17,839 --> 00:13:18,339 Ahh. 199 00:13:18,464 --> 00:13:19,716 Long John silver, maybe. 200 00:13:20,091 --> 00:13:22,760 Where the fuck do you get the balls? 201 00:13:22,969 --> 00:13:26,264 I am bending over backwards trying to stay neutral. 202 00:13:26,472 --> 00:13:28,016 Paying for fucking car seats. 203 00:13:28,558 --> 00:13:31,311 And you're out there acting like a fucking free-agent! 204 00:13:33,730 --> 00:13:36,065 And don't look at me like I'm a fucking jerk-off. 205 00:13:36,190 --> 00:13:39,068 I'm sick of you leaning on this cousin thing and that bad hijack... 206 00:13:39,277 --> 00:13:41,946 Like you can do whatever the fuck it is you wanna do... 207 00:13:42,113 --> 00:13:44,282 Because you went away that night, and I didn't. 208 00:13:44,490 --> 00:13:47,660 You're the one who keeps bringing that up. I'm fine with it. 209 00:13:55,918 --> 00:13:58,629 First of all, for the record, I had nothing to do with this. 210 00:13:58,838 --> 00:14:00,673 - Don't fucking lie to me! - Even if I was... 211 00:14:00,882 --> 00:14:02,216 Would you really wanna know? 212 00:14:03,843 --> 00:14:06,846 That would just be another problem for you with Johnny, right? 213 00:14:13,186 --> 00:14:16,064 All right, look, I know you're not earning what you expected... 214 00:14:16,189 --> 00:14:17,940 And you got the twins and Nancy. 215 00:14:18,566 --> 00:14:20,026 You're a capable guy. 216 00:14:22,737 --> 00:14:25,531 Your mother let it slip one time: You got an IQ of 158. 217 00:14:25,740 --> 00:14:27,992 - She told you that? - It was the week you got tested. 218 00:14:28,159 --> 00:14:30,119 All the fucking nuns were raving about it. 219 00:14:31,120 --> 00:14:32,955 Lot of good it did me. 220 00:14:34,248 --> 00:14:36,000 I had high hopes when you got out. 221 00:14:36,876 --> 00:14:40,129 - Yeah? - Look, a guy like you, brains, balls... 222 00:14:40,338 --> 00:14:43,424 If you'd fucking be straight with me, I could use all that. 223 00:14:43,591 --> 00:14:46,052 Put me in, coach. 224 00:14:54,644 --> 00:14:58,773 All right, we got the casino on bloomfield Avenue above the hardware store. 225 00:14:59,982 --> 00:15:03,277 Carlo's guy was running it, but he just got diagnosed with the hodgkin's. 226 00:15:03,486 --> 00:15:04,946 - That's mine? - Yeah. 227 00:15:08,032 --> 00:15:10,076 A lot of fucking money there. 228 00:15:10,368 --> 00:15:13,162 And I'll see what I can do about getting you straightened out. 229 00:15:13,371 --> 00:15:15,456 Opening up the books for you. 230 00:15:17,333 --> 00:15:18,584 It's long overdue. 231 00:15:22,797 --> 00:15:23,965 (Laughs) 232 00:15:26,134 --> 00:15:28,594 So I solved a major problem, business-wise. 233 00:15:28,970 --> 00:15:31,722 Put a very good piece of manpower to work. 234 00:15:32,390 --> 00:15:35,726 - My cousin Tony. - You mentioned how close you two are. 235 00:15:35,935 --> 00:15:38,521 When we were kids, they called me Tony uncle Johnny... 236 00:15:38,729 --> 00:15:42,108 - And they'd call him Tony uncle ai. - Right. Yes. You told me all that. 237 00:15:42,316 --> 00:15:45,736 Anyway, he's a very smart guy. He's got an IQ of 158. 238 00:15:46,571 --> 00:15:48,739 Do you put a lot of stock into that number? 239 00:15:48,906 --> 00:15:51,117 Why? Are you gonna tell me it's bullshit? 240 00:15:52,660 --> 00:15:55,204 Because I took that test, and somebody gets a 158... 241 00:15:55,413 --> 00:15:57,582 Well, they know a few things. 242 00:15:57,748 --> 00:16:00,668 So we can assume you think he's smarter than you. 243 00:16:01,085 --> 00:16:04,964 Honestly, I think he's smarter than you, the way you keep shitting on the test. 244 00:16:05,673 --> 00:16:09,093 But I'm no gabbadotz myself. This was a good move. 245 00:16:14,974 --> 00:16:17,393 Carmela and I slept together. 246 00:16:18,436 --> 00:16:21,689 - What was that like? - It was nice. 247 00:16:22,482 --> 00:16:24,025 It was very... 248 00:16:24,150 --> 00:16:25,526 Erotic. 249 00:16:27,403 --> 00:16:30,781 She was wearing that perfume that she wears. 250 00:16:32,617 --> 00:16:34,994 Poor thing was starved for it, honestly. 251 00:16:38,581 --> 00:16:40,791 I'm the only man she's ever been with. 252 00:16:41,083 --> 00:16:42,376 Did you discuss it? 253 00:16:44,003 --> 00:16:46,088 No, I left before she woke up. 254 00:16:46,756 --> 00:16:48,466 How come? 255 00:16:49,800 --> 00:16:53,221 Because if she woke up and I was there, it would send mixed signals, you know. 256 00:16:53,262 --> 00:16:54,055 (Cell ringing) 257 00:16:54,056 --> 00:16:56,057 I'm not sure that's the best... 258 00:17:00,144 --> 00:17:01,437 Yeah. 259 00:17:03,314 --> 00:17:06,984 No. Tell him I got fax machines coming out of my ass. 260 00:17:07,276 --> 00:17:12,573 And would you characterize the separation thus far as amicable? 261 00:17:12,657 --> 00:17:14,825 Ahh, it's barely civil. 262 00:17:15,034 --> 00:17:19,121 Yeah, there are moments when old habits kick in and, you know, feelings. 263 00:17:19,330 --> 00:17:23,125 But he is definitely not the person I wanna spend the rest of my life with. 264 00:17:23,501 --> 00:17:25,878 Fair enough. As for the assets... 265 00:17:26,087 --> 00:17:28,881 You've given me your tax returns and investments here? 266 00:17:29,048 --> 00:17:31,509 The house is in my name, not the boat. 267 00:17:31,717 --> 00:17:35,596 - That's the stugots, is it? - Yes. 268 00:17:35,805 --> 00:17:38,975 I'm a little concerned that the returns don't really reflect everything. 269 00:17:39,141 --> 00:17:41,102 There is other income. There's a lot more. 270 00:17:43,145 --> 00:17:45,439 - Unreported income? - Yes. 271 00:17:45,648 --> 00:17:48,901 And this other income, is it from an illegal stream? 272 00:17:49,026 --> 00:17:50,861 No, of course not. 273 00:17:51,779 --> 00:17:55,032 But he does deal in cash, my husband. The carting business. 274 00:17:55,241 --> 00:17:56,784 I see. 275 00:17:56,951 --> 00:17:58,244 Is that a problem? 276 00:17:58,452 --> 00:18:00,371 I handled a case once... 277 00:18:00,580 --> 00:18:04,041 Where the husband owned vending machines. 278 00:18:04,250 --> 00:18:08,462 I used a forensic accountant to reconstruct his finances. 279 00:18:09,213 --> 00:18:10,965 In less than a week... 280 00:18:11,173 --> 00:18:13,676 He outlined 11 years of income. 281 00:18:14,468 --> 00:18:16,262 And we're talking coins. 282 00:18:19,015 --> 00:18:20,016 (Door shutting) 283 00:18:20,141 --> 00:18:22,018 Hey, you. Busy day? 284 00:18:23,394 --> 00:18:27,732 I dropped off application at the cineplex on Broadway. 285 00:18:27,940 --> 00:18:29,025 Stopped by my dad's. 286 00:18:29,191 --> 00:18:31,611 Looks like he got you a job working construction. 287 00:18:31,944 --> 00:18:34,363 Construction? That's awesome. 288 00:18:34,572 --> 00:18:37,450 It's in Jersey, though, so you'll have to take the path train. 289 00:18:37,658 --> 00:18:39,535 Fine, no problem. 290 00:18:39,994 --> 00:18:43,247 But the most I ever did, though, is, like, help my dad paint. 291 00:18:43,456 --> 00:18:46,751 He said you don't need experience. You'll be a laborer or something. 292 00:18:46,959 --> 00:18:48,711 Pays like 20 bucks an hour. 293 00:18:48,919 --> 00:18:51,130 Holy shit. 294 00:18:51,839 --> 00:18:53,424 How is that even possible? 295 00:19:03,267 --> 00:19:06,729 You believe these fucking blue jays? Last inning, I screamed so loud... 296 00:19:06,937 --> 00:19:08,939 My wife thought I was having a heart attack. 297 00:19:09,148 --> 00:19:10,483 Why, what happened? 298 00:19:11,108 --> 00:19:13,736 Burrell got shelled. It was beautiful. 299 00:19:13,944 --> 00:19:16,072 - What are you, a met fan? - Padres, actually. 300 00:19:16,530 --> 00:19:18,407 - Padres? - I'm from California. 301 00:19:18,616 --> 00:19:20,076 I gotta go make my collections. 302 00:19:20,284 --> 00:19:23,621 Stick with the angels. The pads haven't had a team in 20 years. 303 00:19:23,788 --> 00:19:26,874 What are you talking about? They were in the series in '98. 304 00:19:27,083 --> 00:19:28,459 Yanks in four. I was there. 305 00:19:28,542 --> 00:19:29,627 (Car door closing) 306 00:19:34,006 --> 00:19:37,927 Hey, shaggy. Grab a bucket and some lysol, scrub off my tires. 307 00:19:38,135 --> 00:19:40,429 There's fucking dog shit all over by the entrance. 308 00:19:40,638 --> 00:19:42,390 I'm supposed to be picking up scrap. 309 00:19:42,598 --> 00:19:45,059 You'll be picking up your teeth in another second. 310 00:19:45,726 --> 00:19:47,645 Hey, detrolio, you need something to do? 311 00:19:47,853 --> 00:19:49,188 Get fucking lost! 312 00:19:49,980 --> 00:19:51,607 Come on, guys. 313 00:19:52,983 --> 00:19:55,653 Go! Before it sets in the treads. 314 00:19:59,907 --> 00:20:01,117 My checks come in yet? 315 00:20:01,325 --> 00:20:04,829 - I don't know. I didn't see the girl. - If she ain't got them, send the kid. 316 00:20:05,037 --> 00:20:07,039 Meadow's friend. When he's done with your car. 317 00:20:07,206 --> 00:20:09,083 Who Meadow? What are you talking about? 318 00:20:09,291 --> 00:20:12,086 Meadow soprano. That's her boyfriend. 319 00:20:15,047 --> 00:20:16,882 There he is. 320 00:20:17,425 --> 00:20:20,344 - I can't find any lysol. - Don't worry about it. 321 00:20:20,511 --> 00:20:22,680 Why didn't you tell me you were dating my niece? 322 00:20:23,556 --> 00:20:25,099 Here. 323 00:20:28,018 --> 00:20:29,687 You take her some place nice. 324 00:20:29,895 --> 00:20:31,939 Make sure you tell her it's from uncle Paulie. 325 00:20:32,106 --> 00:20:35,067 Thank you, I... that's really nice. 326 00:20:35,401 --> 00:20:37,653 Here. Give me that shit. 327 00:20:37,862 --> 00:20:40,531 Paulie! Come here. 328 00:20:41,073 --> 00:20:42,825 Get the hose. 329 00:20:44,493 --> 00:20:46,203 (Soft music playing) 330 00:20:49,039 --> 00:20:50,958 Sorry I'm late. 331 00:20:52,418 --> 00:20:55,045 - You been waiting long? - Not really. 332 00:20:59,759 --> 00:21:01,844 So to what do I owe this pleasure? 333 00:21:02,052 --> 00:21:04,805 I don't know if you're gonna see it that way. 334 00:21:05,014 --> 00:21:08,100 I have asked you to lunch to tell you that I'm filing for divorce. 335 00:21:11,437 --> 00:21:14,023 I hope you brought your appetite. 336 00:21:17,109 --> 00:21:18,819 Why don't you give us a minute. 337 00:21:23,157 --> 00:21:25,075 Oh, that's nice. 338 00:21:26,035 --> 00:21:28,078 Invite me to... 339 00:21:28,788 --> 00:21:31,540 A public place so you could ambush me. 340 00:21:32,374 --> 00:21:36,670 - What, you think I won't make a scene? - Spare me your outrage, Tony. 341 00:21:36,879 --> 00:21:39,089 Accept the fact that I am moving on with my life. 342 00:21:39,298 --> 00:21:41,091 Moving on? 343 00:21:41,842 --> 00:21:44,053 That's what you were doing after the party last week? 344 00:21:44,261 --> 00:21:46,514 You and I both know that didn't change anything. 345 00:21:46,722 --> 00:21:49,475 Well, first of all, we're Italian. We don't believe in divorce. 346 00:21:49,683 --> 00:21:53,354 - We believe in the nuclear family. - Will you listen to yourself? 347 00:21:56,065 --> 00:21:59,193 Despite your best efforts... 348 00:21:59,985 --> 00:22:04,281 I have an attorney who will aggressively pursue my custody of a.J... 349 00:22:04,490 --> 00:22:07,576 And also an equitable distribution of our assets. 350 00:22:07,993 --> 00:22:09,036 Our assets? 351 00:22:09,245 --> 00:22:12,998 I am through trying to get you to provide beyond the minimum I need to live. 352 00:22:13,165 --> 00:22:15,793 Oh, so it's fucking money? That's all this is to you? 353 00:22:16,001 --> 00:22:18,462 After all we've been through, is it so hard to own up... 354 00:22:18,629 --> 00:22:21,090 To anything beyond that bullshit tax return? 355 00:22:25,010 --> 00:22:27,638 Go stand over there. I'll call you when I'm ready. 356 00:22:31,183 --> 00:22:33,018 You want money? 357 00:22:33,227 --> 00:22:35,980 How about my 40 grand you stole? That should be plenty. 358 00:22:36,146 --> 00:22:39,191 - You're such an investment genius. - You want this to get ugly, Tony? 359 00:22:39,400 --> 00:22:42,486 - Because these guys live for that. - Oh, you think I don't? 360 00:22:49,493 --> 00:22:52,371 The only reason you have anything is because of my fucking sweat. 361 00:22:52,580 --> 00:22:55,291 And you knew every step of the way exactly how it works. 362 00:22:55,499 --> 00:22:57,877 But you walk around that fucking mansion... 363 00:22:58,085 --> 00:23:00,045 In your $500 shoes and your diamond rings... 364 00:23:00,254 --> 00:23:03,424 And you act like butter wouldn't melt in your mouth. 365 00:23:03,841 --> 00:23:05,593 And you don't want it to get ugly? 366 00:23:05,801 --> 00:23:07,011 Too late. 367 00:23:07,219 --> 00:23:10,723 - I want what I am entitled to. - You're entitled to shit. 368 00:23:13,267 --> 00:23:15,185 She's ready to order. 369 00:23:22,985 --> 00:23:26,155 I guess we get along. We're just different, you know. 370 00:23:26,363 --> 00:23:28,908 She zigs, I zag. That kind of thing. 371 00:23:29,116 --> 00:23:31,994 What's her dad like? He's always flirting. 372 00:23:32,202 --> 00:23:36,123 He's okay. A little intense sometimes. 373 00:23:41,462 --> 00:23:44,048 The main thing's that he's a good person. 374 00:23:46,675 --> 00:23:50,763 - So you guys gonna get married or what? - Living together's the same thing. 375 00:23:52,056 --> 00:23:53,891 I lived with a guy once, and trust me... 376 00:23:54,058 --> 00:23:56,185 It's not even close to being the same thing. 377 00:23:56,393 --> 00:23:58,646 - What do you mean? Why? - Because. 378 00:23:58,854 --> 00:24:02,441 You could just pack up and leave whenever the shit hits the fan. 379 00:24:02,650 --> 00:24:04,276 Talk to married people. 380 00:24:04,485 --> 00:24:09,865 That ring, believe it or not, it's got this kind of, like, weird power. 381 00:24:10,032 --> 00:24:14,578 - What happened with you and this guy? - Phineas, me boy. 382 00:24:14,745 --> 00:24:17,331 Hey. It's... It's actually just Finn. 383 00:24:17,539 --> 00:24:20,626 So the cubbies gave your boys a shellacking last night. 384 00:24:20,834 --> 00:24:22,753 - It's still early. - That's true. 385 00:24:22,962 --> 00:24:26,215 You know who he looks like? That guy from aerosmith, Joe Perry. 386 00:24:26,840 --> 00:24:27,841 (Laughing) 387 00:24:28,092 --> 00:24:29,969 - Your boss inside? - Yeah. 388 00:24:30,135 --> 00:24:33,430 - All right. I'll see youse around. - All right. 389 00:24:36,100 --> 00:24:37,643 He seems like a nice guy. 390 00:24:38,352 --> 00:24:41,188 Yeah. They all are, pretty much. 391 00:24:41,397 --> 00:24:43,524 So you dating anybody now? 392 00:24:53,575 --> 00:24:55,119 It's cute. 393 00:24:56,036 --> 00:24:59,415 - That's a lot of money for not much shirt. - Relax. I'll put it on my own card. 394 00:24:59,623 --> 00:25:02,501 - Yes, you're damn right you will. - What's that supposed to mean? 395 00:25:02,668 --> 00:25:03,669 Well, ask your father. 396 00:25:03,877 --> 00:25:06,422 - He stopped paying my credit-card bills. - Daddy? 397 00:25:07,089 --> 00:25:09,008 You guys looked chummy in the pool that night. 398 00:25:09,174 --> 00:25:12,011 Well, he went home with Artie. They helped me clean up. 399 00:25:18,017 --> 00:25:21,103 I have decided to move ahead with the divorce. 400 00:25:23,022 --> 00:25:25,024 - What are you gonna do? - About what? 401 00:25:25,190 --> 00:25:28,068 - Life. I don't know. - Well, what can I do? 402 00:25:28,277 --> 00:25:30,988 Haven't you ever thought beyond being dependent on some man? 403 00:25:31,196 --> 00:25:32,781 It's so simple for you, isn't it? 404 00:25:32,948 --> 00:25:36,493 It's simple for everybody who isn't expecting things to be handed to them. 405 00:25:36,952 --> 00:25:40,289 - Even Finn got a job working construction. - Well, good for Finn, then. 406 00:25:40,497 --> 00:25:42,791 There are options in life. 407 00:25:43,000 --> 00:25:45,961 - Isn't that what you always told me? - You have options. 408 00:25:46,170 --> 00:25:47,463 I have a lawyer. 409 00:25:54,636 --> 00:25:56,180 (Doors opening) 410 00:25:59,058 --> 00:26:03,937 Phineas, he was just asking, how come a dentist? 411 00:26:04,104 --> 00:26:06,106 What's wrong with being a regular doctor? 412 00:26:06,315 --> 00:26:08,692 I saw this thing on shark teeth when I was little. 413 00:26:09,777 --> 00:26:10,986 Hey, phw 414 00:26:11,153 --> 00:26:13,489 glad to see you're not exerting yourself in the heat. 415 00:26:13,697 --> 00:26:15,449 Of course, now he comes. 416 00:26:15,657 --> 00:26:20,037 When the Jersey tomatoes are in season, can't keep these New York guys away. 417 00:26:20,204 --> 00:26:22,372 Fuck the tomatoes. I'll take the scarole. 418 00:26:22,581 --> 00:26:23,791 You know my brother, Billy? 419 00:26:23,999 --> 00:26:26,251 - Yeah, what do you say, bill? - How you doing? 420 00:26:26,460 --> 00:26:28,045 - Hey, Felicia. - What? 421 00:26:28,253 --> 00:26:31,799 - Those cases of toner come in yet? - Yeah. It's in the trailer. 422 00:26:32,007 --> 00:26:34,426 I'm gonna gas up, I'll be right back. 423 00:26:35,969 --> 00:26:39,306 Toner cartridges now? You're not skimming enough from this job? 424 00:26:39,515 --> 00:26:42,142 - Brother sells them out of his trunk. - Jesus. 425 00:26:42,309 --> 00:26:45,312 So, patsy, the necklace, how'd it go over with the goomar? 426 00:26:45,521 --> 00:26:47,564 Beautiful. With the little emeralds. 427 00:26:47,773 --> 00:26:49,274 - She fucking loved it. - Yeah. 428 00:26:49,483 --> 00:26:52,361 First he gave her the emeralds, then he gave her the pearls. 429 00:26:53,904 --> 00:26:56,990 I got ebel watches too. Earrings, whatever you need. 430 00:26:57,324 --> 00:27:00,369 - My girl's birthday's coming up. - Some rack on that girl. 431 00:27:00,577 --> 00:27:03,413 Yeah, if you can get past the sideburns. 432 00:27:04,748 --> 00:27:06,959 You should talk. That skank I saw you with. 433 00:27:07,126 --> 00:27:10,796 This girl's fucking mustache, it must have been like kissing a fireman. 434 00:27:11,046 --> 00:27:13,257 Well, you ought to know, sweetie. 435 00:27:15,592 --> 00:27:18,762 - What did you say? - Nothing, what? 436 00:27:18,971 --> 00:27:20,556 We're just breaking balls. 437 00:27:21,390 --> 00:27:25,352 - Finn, what time's that game tonight? - Eight o'clock, I think. 438 00:27:25,561 --> 00:27:27,896 I'm gonna take a piss. 439 00:27:28,772 --> 00:27:31,024 Do me a favor, huh? Hold this. 440 00:27:33,152 --> 00:27:35,028 Oh, shit! 441 00:27:35,237 --> 00:27:37,364 - I knew that was coming. - My eye! 442 00:27:37,573 --> 00:27:40,367 Your eye? I'm sorry. I meant to hit you in the fucking mouth! 443 00:27:41,451 --> 00:27:43,996 - Hey. - Gene, gene, relax. 444 00:27:44,204 --> 00:27:46,373 - You okay? - All right. Come on. 445 00:27:47,457 --> 00:27:50,836 - Come on, come on. - You made your point. 446 00:27:51,920 --> 00:27:53,463 Felicia, call an ambulance. 447 00:27:53,630 --> 00:27:56,550 - Use your own phone, I'm busy. - You been sick all day. 448 00:27:56,758 --> 00:27:59,303 - Why don't you take the day off. - Well, what about him? 449 00:27:59,469 --> 00:28:01,305 One of these civilians calls the cops? 450 00:28:01,471 --> 00:28:04,683 What? I think I seen a couple of niggers running that way. 451 00:28:04,892 --> 00:28:06,351 Oh, yeah, those two guys. 452 00:28:06,560 --> 00:28:08,645 Need to rest? You want some water? 453 00:28:08,854 --> 00:28:09,855 You sure? 454 00:28:10,063 --> 00:28:16,069 - Eugene pontecorvo? He's so sweet. - Sweet? He was like an animal. 455 00:28:21,074 --> 00:28:24,036 - Are you gonna eat? - I'm not hungry. It's too hot anyway. 456 00:28:24,244 --> 00:28:26,038 I told you I was making dinner tonight. 457 00:28:36,089 --> 00:28:37,341 It's really good chili. 458 00:28:40,552 --> 00:28:44,932 You should've seen these guys. They were laughing, it was fucking sick. 459 00:28:45,140 --> 00:28:48,143 - I mean, is this what you grew up with? - What are you talking about? 460 00:28:48,310 --> 00:28:52,356 - These people. Your dad's friends. - I never saw any violence growing up. 461 00:28:52,564 --> 00:28:55,025 What about your dad's road rage? 462 00:28:55,150 --> 00:28:57,569 Didn't you tell me you had a boyfriend who was killed? 463 00:28:57,778 --> 00:29:01,198 - Shot to death or something? - First of all, he was killed by drug dealers. 464 00:29:01,406 --> 00:29:03,992 African-Americans, if that makes you feel any better. 465 00:29:08,080 --> 00:29:11,708 You know, you talk about these guys like it's an anthropology class. 466 00:29:11,917 --> 00:29:14,962 But the truth is, they bring certain modes of conflict resolution... 467 00:29:15,128 --> 00:29:17,464 From all the way back in the old country. 468 00:29:17,631 --> 00:29:22,970 From the poverty of the mezzogiorno, where all higher authority was corrupt. 469 00:29:25,180 --> 00:29:29,309 For the lord Jesus Christ will change our mortal bodies to be like his in glory. 470 00:29:29,518 --> 00:29:33,105 For he is risen. The first born from the dead. 471 00:29:33,313 --> 00:29:37,109 In sure and certain hope of the resurrection unto eternal life... 472 00:29:37,317 --> 00:29:39,111 Through our lord Jesus Christ... 473 00:29:39,319 --> 00:29:42,364 We commend to almighty god our brother Joseph... 474 00:29:42,531 --> 00:29:45,158 And we commit his body to its resting place. 475 00:29:45,367 --> 00:29:47,035 Peeps? 476 00:29:47,244 --> 00:29:51,748 It's a fucking nickname. Family name is pepparelli. 477 00:29:53,542 --> 00:29:55,335 They're gonna redo it. 478 00:29:56,295 --> 00:30:00,090 Fucking Jason. He's dyslexic. 479 00:30:00,299 --> 00:30:02,384 What's that got to do with it? 480 00:30:04,094 --> 00:30:10,058 Ashes to ashes, dust to dust, the lord bless him and keep him. 481 00:30:10,809 --> 00:30:13,645 The lord make his face to shine upon him. 482 00:30:13,854 --> 00:30:17,316 The lord lift up his countenance upon him and give him peace. 483 00:30:18,859 --> 00:30:21,236 In the name of the father, the son, the holy spirit. Amen. 484 00:30:21,320 --> 00:30:22,404 (Woman crying) 485 00:30:22,863 --> 00:30:24,031 Amen. 486 00:30:44,009 --> 00:30:46,970 John. Johnny, John. Hey. 487 00:30:47,179 --> 00:30:50,265 I'm sorry about the stone. It was a mistake. We'll fix it. 488 00:30:51,224 --> 00:30:55,395 You remember Mickey Farrell? Dockworkers, used to run port Newark. 489 00:30:55,604 --> 00:30:59,566 Guess who he saw on the upper West Side the other night? Your cousin Tony. 490 00:30:59,775 --> 00:31:02,611 - So, what does that mean? - The same night Joey bought it? 491 00:31:02,861 --> 00:31:04,613 You flip your Maserati, hit your head? 492 00:31:04,821 --> 00:31:07,240 - You two-faced fuck! - Take it easy. 493 00:31:08,658 --> 00:31:12,079 You wanna yell at somebody, the man you should talk to is right over there. 494 00:31:14,873 --> 00:31:16,583 That fucking cocksucker. 495 00:31:16,750 --> 00:31:22,047 I should fucking kill him and his fucking wife and your cousin next. 496 00:31:22,255 --> 00:31:25,967 All right, come on. Let's take a walk, calm down. Come on. 497 00:31:41,900 --> 00:31:46,071 The fucking gall on that man! His father must be spinning. 498 00:31:47,072 --> 00:31:49,032 You want my advice? 499 00:31:49,241 --> 00:31:53,453 You go out there, you shake his hand, and you put this fucking shit to bed. 500 00:31:53,662 --> 00:31:56,665 Shake his hand? And he kisses the kid's mother? 501 00:31:56,832 --> 00:31:59,000 That's the way it works, John. You know that. 502 00:31:59,167 --> 00:32:02,254 - Sure, that's why your cousin's here. - You are sincerely mistaken... 503 00:32:02,462 --> 00:32:05,966 If you think me or my cousin had anything to do with any of this shit. 504 00:32:06,174 --> 00:32:09,803 - He was spotted three blocks away. - By Mickey Farrell. 505 00:32:10,011 --> 00:32:13,598 You're gonna believe some drunken Irish fucking prick over me? 506 00:32:14,057 --> 00:32:15,057 (Exhaling) 507 00:32:16,643 --> 00:32:18,603 Have a drink. 508 00:32:19,104 --> 00:32:22,107 - I don't want a fucking drink. - Have one anyway. 509 00:32:26,820 --> 00:32:28,947 So how's your daughter doing? 510 00:32:30,824 --> 00:32:32,117 Good. 511 00:32:37,998 --> 00:32:41,251 (Exhaling) 512 00:32:44,504 --> 00:32:46,756 All right, maybe I'm wrong... 513 00:32:48,049 --> 00:32:51,720 But you haven't been yourself since the old man died. 514 00:32:53,889 --> 00:32:55,932 Lorraine calluzo. 515 00:32:57,058 --> 00:32:59,728 Then you sink this idiot's boat. 516 00:33:00,854 --> 00:33:05,984 - It's not the Johnny sack I know. - I'm waiting for your explanation, Tony. 517 00:33:07,986 --> 00:33:11,781 My cousin could not have been in the city that night, because he was with me. 518 00:33:13,533 --> 00:33:18,830 We were looking for his daughter, John. Because she fucking disappeared. 519 00:33:20,248 --> 00:33:23,043 We were upstate, monticello. 520 00:33:23,919 --> 00:33:28,006 We'd heard Kelly had been living with some fucking crackhead up there. 521 00:33:28,173 --> 00:33:32,385 Matter of fact, we were gonna reach out to you. 522 00:33:32,928 --> 00:33:35,305 See if you could get some of your people on her. 523 00:33:36,223 --> 00:33:39,809 I swear on my mother, Tony, if I find out you're lying... 524 00:33:43,438 --> 00:33:46,483 I'm sitting here humbling myself out of friendship to you, John. 525 00:34:05,126 --> 00:34:06,920 (Car door closing) 526 00:34:30,360 --> 00:34:31,444 (Car door closing) 527 00:34:33,488 --> 00:34:35,865 There he is. Three out of four dentists surveyed. 528 00:34:36,032 --> 00:34:38,952 - Hey, how you doing? - Where you going? Come here. 529 00:34:45,458 --> 00:34:47,294 Okay, settle this: 530 00:34:47,502 --> 00:34:51,965 If they fought today, both in their prime: All or Tyson? 531 00:34:52,173 --> 00:34:54,467 If you were laying a bet. 532 00:34:54,801 --> 00:34:56,344 Jeezuu 533 00:34:57,470 --> 00:34:59,598 I... I really don't know. 534 00:34:59,806 --> 00:35:01,725 He don't know. It's an opinion. 535 00:35:05,228 --> 00:35:09,024 To tell you the truth, after the other day, I really don't wanna say the wrong thing. 536 00:35:09,190 --> 00:35:11,026 You see? This kid's all right. 537 00:35:12,193 --> 00:35:14,529 I should get back. Ramos will be on my ass. 538 00:35:14,738 --> 00:35:18,617 Would you forget about ramos, for Christ sakes. I talked to him. 539 00:35:22,078 --> 00:35:23,538 We got the good doughnuts today. 540 00:35:38,970 --> 00:35:42,057 I'm fucking exhausted, I hardly slept at all last night. 541 00:35:42,223 --> 00:35:44,434 So take a nap. What are you worried about? 542 00:35:56,946 --> 00:36:01,743 You know the money in that casino? And to give it to Tony b.? 543 00:36:01,910 --> 00:36:05,789 Guy's back on the street two minutes, gets a fucking promotion. 544 00:36:06,206 --> 00:36:10,126 - Did you even go to the fucking store? - They're in the freezer, like you like. 545 00:36:13,421 --> 00:36:15,632 Now he's talking about getting a maid, Tony b. 546 00:36:15,840 --> 00:36:16,841 Really? 547 00:36:17,050 --> 00:36:19,678 Guy gets out of jail, suddenly I'm dog shit in Tony's eye. 548 00:36:19,886 --> 00:36:21,054 - Chrissy. - It's true. 549 00:36:21,262 --> 00:36:23,723 Ever since I cleaned up, no matter what he says... 550 00:36:23,932 --> 00:36:27,686 He don't believe a person can change. And this asshole went to a shrink. 551 00:36:27,894 --> 00:36:31,690 Maybe he thinks you're working too hard. North Carolina, plus all that other stuff. 552 00:36:32,065 --> 00:36:35,985 I can multitask, Adriana, I'm not a fucking retard. 553 00:36:36,194 --> 00:36:37,654 It's always some shit with him: 554 00:36:37,862 --> 00:36:41,825 Side deals, secret promises. He's always got an agenda. 555 00:36:42,200 --> 00:36:44,202 What happened to not sweating the small stuff? 556 00:36:44,411 --> 00:36:46,871 All I know is, I used to be number-one cousin. 557 00:36:47,038 --> 00:36:48,998 Now I'm being eased aside. 558 00:36:50,875 --> 00:36:53,962 Your whole attitude in general. 559 00:36:56,339 --> 00:36:59,592 And while we're at it, kindly remember what we said about interrupting... 560 00:36:59,801 --> 00:37:01,928 To ask for things while I'm on the telephone. 561 00:37:02,095 --> 00:37:04,013 Okay, mom. 562 00:37:04,889 --> 00:37:06,933 - Hello? - It's me. 563 00:37:07,100 --> 00:37:08,935 Hi, what's up? 564 00:37:12,814 --> 00:37:14,023 (Ocean waves crashing) 565 00:37:17,193 --> 00:37:19,946 Dale just told us he figured out the rest of his life. 566 00:37:20,113 --> 00:37:22,574 - You still thinking CIA? - Yeah, fight terror. 567 00:37:22,782 --> 00:37:26,828 - No, I'm gonna go to film school. - Me too. 568 00:37:38,006 --> 00:37:39,090 I gotta motor. 569 00:37:39,299 --> 00:37:41,634 You don't have to work for like three hours. 570 00:37:42,093 --> 00:37:43,970 He has to sleep a little. 571 00:37:45,054 --> 00:37:47,182 I'll get a ride with Alex. 572 00:37:47,348 --> 00:37:49,601 At this point, it doesn't even pay to go home. 573 00:37:49,809 --> 00:37:52,020 Maybe I'll just crash at work. 574 00:37:52,145 --> 00:37:54,481 Felicia told me where she keeps a key to the trailer. 575 00:37:54,689 --> 00:37:56,649 Felicia told him. 576 00:37:59,027 --> 00:38:02,697 - Be careful driving. - All right. I'll see you tonight. 577 00:38:04,908 --> 00:38:07,118 - Later. - Bye. 578 00:39:15,311 --> 00:39:17,146 You sound like a racehorse pissing in there. 579 00:39:18,606 --> 00:39:20,984 Hey, how's it going? 580 00:39:25,613 --> 00:39:27,365 I never asked you what your last name is. 581 00:39:27,574 --> 00:39:32,579 - It's detrolio. - Finn detrolio. My arch Nemesis. 582 00:39:33,538 --> 00:39:37,125 - You enjoying yourself here? - It's all right. 583 00:39:38,209 --> 00:39:40,378 I keep telling you, you shouldn't work so hard. 584 00:39:40,545 --> 00:39:45,967 Long hours, this fucking heat. Plus, you came in so early today. 585 00:39:47,468 --> 00:39:49,971 I just do what the job is. 586 00:39:50,305 --> 00:39:51,764 Good. 587 00:39:51,973 --> 00:39:54,851 You're strong. That helps. 588 00:39:57,979 --> 00:40:02,108 - You know, you can call me vito. - Yeah, I know. 589 00:40:03,401 --> 00:40:08,865 So say it. Let me hear you say, "what's up, vito?" 590 00:40:10,909 --> 00:40:11,993 What's up, vito? 591 00:40:12,160 --> 00:40:15,038 Not much, Finn. Except I got a little surprise for you: 592 00:40:16,497 --> 00:40:20,168 Two tickets to see your padres take a beating from the yanks tonight. 593 00:40:21,544 --> 00:40:25,465 - Shit. - Third-base line. Plus, it's bat night. 594 00:40:26,841 --> 00:40:31,095 That's really nice, vito, but I... Don't know if I can... 595 00:40:31,304 --> 00:40:35,224 Don't pull that "aw, shucks" shit with me. You're fucking going. 596 00:40:42,190 --> 00:40:45,610 I'll see you under the bat tonight. Seven sharp. 597 00:40:45,860 --> 00:40:48,112 And I don't like to miss the national anthem. 598 00:40:56,454 --> 00:40:58,289 (Door slamming) 599 00:41:04,629 --> 00:41:09,175 So you're just not gonna show up? You love baseball. What is wrong with you? 600 00:41:09,384 --> 00:41:11,928 I don't like the guy, all right? 601 00:41:12,595 --> 00:41:15,014 Right. I get it. 602 00:41:15,223 --> 00:41:19,060 Dr. Detrolio can't hang with the common folk. 603 00:41:20,395 --> 00:41:24,315 He came on to me, all right? Either that, or he wants to kill me. 604 00:41:24,524 --> 00:41:25,566 What? 605 00:41:26,359 --> 00:41:29,445 I saw him blowing some security guard in the parking lot. 606 00:41:29,946 --> 00:41:33,783 - When? What are you talking about? - This morning, I showed up early... 607 00:41:33,950 --> 00:41:38,037 I didn't wanna say anything, but I'm really afraid of this guy. 608 00:41:39,789 --> 00:41:45,003 Vito spatafore is a married man, Finn. I seriously doubt he wants to kill you. 609 00:41:45,211 --> 00:41:47,380 Well, maybe he wants to fuck me and then kill me. 610 00:41:51,592 --> 00:41:53,970 Wait a minute, is that why you got out the suitcase? 611 00:41:54,345 --> 00:41:56,723 I am not going back to the site. 612 00:41:56,931 --> 00:41:59,976 Do you have any idea the strings my father pulled to get you that job... 613 00:42:00,184 --> 00:42:04,147 And you just fucking quit? I'm gonna hear so much bullshit. 614 00:42:04,355 --> 00:42:05,857 So it's all about you, right? 615 00:42:06,024 --> 00:42:09,652 Is that all you can say whenever it's anything to do with my feelings? 616 00:42:12,113 --> 00:42:14,866 - So you're going back to mission viejo? - I didn't say that. 617 00:42:15,033 --> 00:42:16,492 Why don't you just admit it? 618 00:42:16,701 --> 00:42:19,370 This whole thing, the fight, the stuff with vito... 619 00:42:19,579 --> 00:42:21,706 It's really about you not wanting to commit. 620 00:42:21,873 --> 00:42:25,334 - I'm right here. We fucking live together. - But you got out a suitcase. 621 00:42:25,543 --> 00:42:29,047 It's my process, okay? Look, you never can tell. 622 00:42:29,213 --> 00:42:32,216 - Your process? - About anything. The future. I was... 623 00:42:32,425 --> 00:42:34,135 Thinking out loud. 624 00:42:34,343 --> 00:42:39,223 Well, not out loud, but in the action of getting the suitcase, I was thinking. 625 00:42:39,390 --> 00:42:41,934 - Thinking of leaving. - No. 626 00:42:42,101 --> 00:42:47,023 - Well, yes. But I'm still here. I didn't go. - Fuck you! 627 00:42:47,148 --> 00:42:49,025 Right. Great. Fuck me. 628 00:42:49,233 --> 00:42:52,945 There was no abundant intentionality in me getting out the suitcase. 629 00:42:53,112 --> 00:42:56,032 I could leave too, you know. My friend hunter's in Montreal. 630 00:42:56,240 --> 00:42:58,034 Do I know? With the French roommate guy... 631 00:42:58,242 --> 00:43:00,745 Who was all over your ass the time that we visited. 632 00:43:00,912 --> 00:43:04,707 You don't think you keep mentioning him every 24 hours at a minimum? 633 00:43:07,168 --> 00:43:10,505 Because he's thinking of becoming an oral surgeon. 634 00:43:10,671 --> 00:43:12,298 And you might've had a new friend... 635 00:43:12,465 --> 00:43:15,343 If you hadn't been so obnoxious to him at the club! 636 00:43:17,678 --> 00:43:21,516 - Can we just stop fighting? - You got out a suitcase! 637 00:43:21,724 --> 00:43:23,392 I'll put it back, okay? 638 00:43:41,077 --> 00:43:44,622 Now batting for the padres... 639 00:43:52,380 --> 00:43:56,884 So it's not about us, but suddenly you're talking about options? 640 00:43:57,093 --> 00:43:59,053 Don't paraphrase what I said. 641 00:43:59,220 --> 00:44:05,476 I said this point in our lives is a transition period, forced on us by external events. 642 00:44:05,685 --> 00:44:09,689 School is over for me, and next year, for you. 643 00:44:09,897 --> 00:44:12,984 These are difficult choices. What? You'd rather not have choices? 644 00:44:13,109 --> 00:44:16,487 - Thank god for choices. - Oh, stop your bullshit! 645 00:44:16,696 --> 00:44:20,158 It's really simple. Are we going to stay together or not? 646 00:44:20,366 --> 00:44:22,702 - If you want. - That's not what I asked. 647 00:44:22,869 --> 00:44:24,537 - I said I did. - And then you said: 648 00:44:24,745 --> 00:44:26,414 "How are we gonna keep it together... 649 00:44:26,622 --> 00:44:28,749 Through four years of dental school for you... 650 00:44:28,958 --> 00:44:31,836 - And probably med school for me?" - Well, it's a good question. 651 00:44:32,044 --> 00:44:35,590 But why ask it now? Tonight, of all times? 652 00:44:43,431 --> 00:44:45,683 - Are you asleep? - No. 653 00:44:45,892 --> 00:44:49,729 You were. And now you're gonna lie, like you did about the suitcase. 654 00:44:49,937 --> 00:44:54,233 - I did not lie about the suitcase. - Oh, then what do you call it? 655 00:44:54,442 --> 00:44:57,778 I don't know, I explained it. Jesus, you should quit the law center. 656 00:44:57,945 --> 00:45:00,865 You're like a prosecutor. At 4 in the morning, I can't think. 657 00:45:01,073 --> 00:45:03,701 How can you sleep when we're in the middle of this? 658 00:45:03,868 --> 00:45:07,330 In the middle of what? All I said was I didn't wanna go back to the job site... 659 00:45:07,538 --> 00:45:10,625 And maybe I should go home until this thing with vito blows over. 660 00:45:10,833 --> 00:45:12,043 But you didn't ask me to come. 661 00:45:12,251 --> 00:45:14,962 You went right to the closet and got out your suitcase. 662 00:45:15,129 --> 00:45:16,672 Jesus Christ! 663 00:45:20,009 --> 00:45:21,010 (Door slamming) 664 00:45:22,094 --> 00:45:24,388 (Air conditioner rattling) 665 00:45:31,312 --> 00:45:33,189 (Air conditioner stopping) 666 00:45:41,113 --> 00:45:44,242 (Crying) 667 00:45:47,620 --> 00:45:50,164 Look, just stop crying, okay? 668 00:46:32,331 --> 00:46:34,667 Why don't we just get married. 669 00:46:36,252 --> 00:46:38,129 Married? 670 00:46:39,046 --> 00:46:41,090 Let's get engaged. 671 00:46:41,757 --> 00:46:43,175 Really? 672 00:46:43,426 --> 00:46:46,053 Why are you saying that now? 673 00:46:47,471 --> 00:46:51,851 I can't think, it's too late. It's just something I feel very strongly. 674 00:46:53,561 --> 00:46:56,897 I was wondering when I was gonna hear from you. Never got your statement. 675 00:46:57,064 --> 00:47:01,152 Well, actually, that's why I called. We hit a bit of a snag. 676 00:47:01,360 --> 00:47:02,737 What kind of snag? 677 00:47:02,945 --> 00:47:06,991 Well, I put a call in to Phil canter a few days ago, the forensic accountant. 678 00:47:07,199 --> 00:47:10,870 - The one with the vending machines. - But then I didn't hear back from him. 679 00:47:11,078 --> 00:47:13,039 Suddenly he called and said he wasn't interested. 680 00:47:13,247 --> 00:47:16,417 - So I called another accountant. - And? 681 00:47:16,625 --> 00:47:19,378 Frankly, when he heard your husband was the defendant... 682 00:47:19,545 --> 00:47:21,047 He demurred as well. 683 00:47:21,255 --> 00:47:23,507 So, what does this mean, you don't want the case? 684 00:47:24,008 --> 00:47:27,595 Well, as my partners reminded me, I do have a full caseload already. 685 00:47:27,803 --> 00:47:29,972 I probably should've mentioned... 686 00:47:35,144 --> 00:47:36,437 (Bottle smashing) 687 00:47:46,155 --> 00:47:48,616 And you were feeling so positive. 688 00:47:48,824 --> 00:47:52,995 I woke up this morning, the depression just washed over me. 689 00:47:53,162 --> 00:47:55,748 You are dissolving a 20-year marriage. 690 00:47:55,956 --> 00:47:59,001 It's not my fucking goddamn marriage, okay? 691 00:48:03,381 --> 00:48:05,591 I had another panic attack. 692 00:48:07,134 --> 00:48:10,137 - And I thought I had this shit beat. - What happened? 693 00:48:10,346 --> 00:48:13,724 Playing golf with a friend of mine, and he was... 694 00:48:14,725 --> 00:48:18,229 Talking about this young guy he knew who passed away. 695 00:48:19,355 --> 00:48:21,440 And I guess I became overcome with emotion... 696 00:48:21,649 --> 00:48:24,360 Because they had to help me off the tee. 697 00:48:29,407 --> 00:48:33,744 It's not the first time it's happened recently. 698 00:48:34,078 --> 00:48:37,623 - I wish you had told me. - Yeah, well, I wish you'd cured it. 699 00:48:41,419 --> 00:48:46,090 When the attacks first reappeared, what was going on in your life? 700 00:48:46,715 --> 00:48:48,717 You had just rebuffed my affections. 701 00:48:51,929 --> 00:48:54,932 When you actually passed out, were you thinking about me, or...? 702 00:48:55,141 --> 00:48:58,894 I walked into my house, and the cleaning girl was... 703 00:48:59,937 --> 00:49:01,772 Crying on the phone about her cousin... 704 00:49:01,981 --> 00:49:06,068 Who went off the road in a Mexican bus wreck or something. 705 00:49:06,861 --> 00:49:07,987 And I remember just... 706 00:49:08,195 --> 00:49:10,739 Feeling inside like I wanted to fucking choke her... 707 00:49:10,906 --> 00:49:12,825 Because it was always something with her. 708 00:49:15,202 --> 00:49:17,163 Next thing I know: 709 00:49:17,746 --> 00:49:19,498 When did it next happen? 710 00:49:22,084 --> 00:49:24,545 My cousin Tony was up by the house. 711 00:49:24,753 --> 00:49:29,550 He wanted to borrow some tools, and they weren't there. 712 00:49:29,758 --> 00:49:33,345 I was inside talking to carmela and started to feel that... 713 00:49:34,638 --> 00:49:37,808 You know. And it passed. 714 00:49:39,143 --> 00:49:42,480 - Your cousin was at your house? - Yeah. 715 00:49:42,688 --> 00:49:46,066 - Tony uncle whatever? - Uncle ai. 716 00:49:46,275 --> 00:49:49,195 And your maid was crying about her cousin? 717 00:49:51,405 --> 00:49:53,657 The other day at the golf course... 718 00:49:54,950 --> 00:49:57,244 My cousin entered into that too. 719 00:49:57,453 --> 00:49:59,997 - In what way? - He hurt his foot. 720 00:50:00,164 --> 00:50:03,459 You were so concerned about your cousin's foot... 721 00:50:03,626 --> 00:50:08,130 - You collapsed on the golf course? - I worry about him. 722 00:50:09,048 --> 00:50:10,299 He's a grown man, isn't he? 723 00:50:12,134 --> 00:50:16,764 - Is he in danger of losing the foot or...? - Fuck his foot! It's not his foot! 724 00:50:16,972 --> 00:50:18,265 Forget the foot! 725 00:50:21,268 --> 00:50:27,066 I worry about him. He's... He's right out of fucking jail, okay? 726 00:50:34,615 --> 00:50:36,283 All right, look. 727 00:50:37,159 --> 00:50:40,371 The reason he went to prison... 728 00:50:40,913 --> 00:50:44,500 Is he got pinched hijacking a truckload of betamaxes in '86. 729 00:50:44,667 --> 00:50:48,379 And they hooked him up on a rico, and he got 17 years. 730 00:50:50,047 --> 00:50:53,008 And I was supposed to be there the night of the jacking. 731 00:50:57,304 --> 00:50:59,974 - I see. - Oh, you see? 732 00:51:02,810 --> 00:51:06,021 - Why didn't you go? - I was jumped by a bunch of melanzanes. 733 00:51:06,188 --> 00:51:08,732 They were trying to take my shoes. I fought them off... 734 00:51:09,483 --> 00:51:12,069 But they cut my fucking head open, the fucking jigaboo... 735 00:51:12,278 --> 00:51:15,364 - Cocksucking motherfuckers... - Okay, forget that. 736 00:51:15,864 --> 00:51:20,536 Your cousin went to prison. That's tremendous guilt to carry. 737 00:51:20,744 --> 00:51:25,583 He went to nam, I was 4-f. And that's the way our friends look at it. 738 00:51:26,792 --> 00:51:32,006 - And that's why you favor Tony uncle ai? - In those 17 years, I did so good. 739 00:51:32,172 --> 00:51:36,176 He... he lost his wife, his daughter. 740 00:51:37,094 --> 00:51:40,055 No wonder you're having anxiety attacks. 741 00:51:40,472 --> 00:51:41,932 Yeah. 742 00:51:42,141 --> 00:51:44,143 Maybe if you came clean with him. 743 00:51:48,897 --> 00:51:51,066 Yeah, well, yeah. 744 00:51:53,944 --> 00:51:55,696 - You okay? - Yeah. 745 00:51:58,073 --> 00:52:01,076 Go on... go on... go on with what you were saying. 746 00:52:01,285 --> 00:52:03,329 - Are you having an attack now? - No. 747 00:52:03,537 --> 00:52:06,874 No, I had a huge lunch, that's all. It's... it's gas. 748 00:52:07,041 --> 00:52:08,334 What is it, Anthony? 749 00:52:11,170 --> 00:52:13,339 - Anthony? - All right, the night he got pinched... 750 00:52:13,505 --> 00:52:17,051 I had a fucking panic attack, all right? From my mother, goddamn it. 751 00:52:17,259 --> 00:52:20,220 - I didn't even know what it was then! - All right, just relax. 752 00:52:20,387 --> 00:52:23,515 Focus on your breathing. Slowly. 753 00:52:24,642 --> 00:52:28,520 It's not that, I just... I just need some fucking beano or something. 754 00:52:28,729 --> 00:52:31,857 No, just, please, focus. 755 00:52:32,399 --> 00:52:35,694 I've got my medical bag, in case. 756 00:52:39,114 --> 00:52:42,785 Black guys. My ass. 757 00:52:45,704 --> 00:52:48,791 I had a fight with my mother and I had a fucking panic attack! 758 00:52:48,999 --> 00:52:50,918 Okay, forget that for now. 759 00:52:53,879 --> 00:52:57,132 Carmela was supposed to come over with some fucking yarn... 760 00:52:57,341 --> 00:53:00,427 For some booties my mother was making Meadow. 761 00:53:01,845 --> 00:53:03,806 She was late. 762 00:53:04,056 --> 00:53:06,058 What the fuck? Why go into it? 763 00:53:06,642 --> 00:53:10,229 Close your eyes. Focus on your breathing. 764 00:53:16,819 --> 00:53:21,198 - You want some water? - She was carrying on. 765 00:53:26,370 --> 00:53:28,706 I said to her, I said, "carmela loves you. 766 00:53:28,872 --> 00:53:31,709 You know, you gotta understand it, she's got a 3-month-old." 767 00:53:32,209 --> 00:53:34,169 (Heavy breathing) 768 00:53:34,586 --> 00:53:39,675 And she kept fucking... she kept going. I... I started screaming at her. So I left. 769 00:53:39,883 --> 00:53:43,053 I walked out the door, I went over to the car, I opened the door: 770 00:53:43,220 --> 00:53:46,890 - Cut my fucking head open. - And your cousin doesn't know this? 771 00:53:47,307 --> 00:53:51,979 No, I lied. What am I gonna tell him? What am I gonna tell all of them? 772 00:53:53,647 --> 00:53:57,484 I had a fight with my mother, I fainted? That's why I missed the job. 773 00:54:04,825 --> 00:54:07,453 Jesus fucking Christ! 774 00:54:09,705 --> 00:54:12,082 That's a lot to get off your chest. 775 00:54:14,376 --> 00:54:18,255 I thought I was smart, and that's why I bumped him up and protect him. 776 00:54:20,007 --> 00:54:25,387 Turns out I'm just a fucking robot to my own pussy-ass weakness. 777 00:54:26,054 --> 00:54:28,182 He's also a capable person. 778 00:54:31,643 --> 00:54:32,811 You okay? 779 00:54:36,064 --> 00:54:39,485 You know, sometimes what happens in here is like taking a shit. 780 00:54:39,693 --> 00:54:41,904 Yes, okay. 781 00:54:42,029 --> 00:54:47,034 Although I prefer to think of it more like childbirth. 782 00:54:47,201 --> 00:54:49,077 Trust me... 783 00:54:49,620 --> 00:54:51,705 It's like taking a shit. 784 00:55:09,389 --> 00:55:11,016 (Garage door opening) 785 00:55:11,225 --> 00:55:12,225 (Engine revving) 786 00:55:55,394 --> 00:55:58,605 - Hello? - Mom? I'm engaged. 787 00:55:58,814 --> 00:56:01,775 - What? - Finn proposed. We're getting married. 788 00:56:01,984 --> 00:56:03,443 Are you sure? Ca... 789 00:56:03,652 --> 00:56:07,030 I mean, that's wonderful, honey. I'm just so surprised. 790 00:56:08,073 --> 00:56:10,284 He's gonna finish dental school, though, right? 791 00:56:10,492 --> 00:56:13,036 We're both finishing school. We're not getting married... 792 00:56:13,203 --> 00:56:15,497 - Till we have our degrees. - This is so exciting. 793 00:56:15,706 --> 00:56:17,791 I can't wait for you to meet his parents. 794 00:56:17,958 --> 00:56:19,543 Well, we'll have to have a party. 795 00:56:19,710 --> 00:56:22,546 He's using his graduation present to buy me a ring. 796 00:56:23,881 --> 00:56:25,757 That is so sweet. 797 00:56:26,884 --> 00:56:28,176 I told him he shouldn't. 798 00:56:31,138 --> 00:56:34,141 - Oh, my god, I'm gonna cry. - Yeah. 799 00:56:41,982 --> 00:56:48,113 (Music playing)