1 00:01:39,891 --> 00:01:44,688 Ladies and gentlemen, that concludes the presentation of evidence for today. 2 00:01:44,855 --> 00:01:48,692 I repeat my earlier admonition that you not discuss the case among yourselves... 3 00:01:48,859 --> 00:01:52,237 Or with anyone else, including media. 4 00:01:52,446 --> 00:01:55,324 Your honor, I have a logistical problem to discuss. 5 00:01:55,532 --> 00:01:57,492 I'd like to call a witness out of order. 6 00:02:00,245 --> 00:02:02,289 Now I missed the early bird special. 7 00:02:02,456 --> 00:02:05,959 Took a half a chicken home the other night. Got two meals out of it. 8 00:02:06,543 --> 00:02:10,130 Mr. Soprano. Big bombshell from the prosecution today... 9 00:02:10,339 --> 00:02:13,759 With testimony detailing misuse of joint fitters' 401k funds. 10 00:02:13,925 --> 00:02:15,761 - Your reaction? - No comment. 11 00:02:15,969 --> 00:02:19,598 - Mr. Soprano, Allison pak, channel 6. - Allison, hi... 12 00:02:19,723 --> 00:02:21,683 Corrado! 13 00:02:22,225 --> 00:02:23,393 Corrado! 14 00:02:23,644 --> 00:02:26,938 - Has he been shot? - He got hit in the head by a boom. 15 00:02:27,105 --> 00:02:29,941 I'm here at the federal courthouse where reputed mob boss... 16 00:02:30,108 --> 00:02:35,197 Corrado soprano just fell nine... No, seven steps. 17 00:02:36,615 --> 00:02:41,370 - Hey, how's our royal highness in there? - She's doing good. 18 00:02:41,536 --> 00:02:43,372 Lois, this is carmela, my wife. 19 00:02:45,624 --> 00:02:49,461 Great to see her run again. Had her first full-speed workout this morning. 20 00:02:49,628 --> 00:02:51,963 Go ahead, fourth stall down. I'll be right there. 21 00:02:52,130 --> 00:02:55,842 - What is that, a goat? - Yeah, that's her friend. 22 00:02:58,553 --> 00:03:01,890 - She ready for the toboggan handicap? - Yeah. 23 00:03:06,353 --> 00:03:08,021 Hello. 24 00:03:09,064 --> 00:03:13,568 - She's something, isn't she? - She is magnificent. 25 00:03:14,653 --> 00:03:18,073 Yeah, that's a good girl. You're feeling better, huh? Yeah. 26 00:03:18,240 --> 00:03:20,909 You see that? When she saw you, she came right over. 27 00:03:21,076 --> 00:03:24,663 You know what she likes? She likes when you rub her muzzle right here. 28 00:03:24,830 --> 00:03:27,958 Right, lady pie? Yeah. 29 00:03:28,375 --> 00:03:32,003 You ought to see her race. She busts her heart to win. 30 00:03:34,297 --> 00:03:37,134 You like the ponies. I'll take you. 31 00:03:44,641 --> 00:03:46,643 Follow my finger. 32 00:03:46,810 --> 00:03:49,896 He said they'll do this every hour. Check the neurological. 33 00:03:50,063 --> 00:03:53,442 You ought to go. The family's on the way. 34 00:03:53,608 --> 00:03:55,444 Thank you. 35 00:03:55,902 --> 00:03:59,197 My daughter's addressing the Irish parliament. 36 00:04:00,198 --> 00:04:02,325 Abortion issues. 37 00:04:06,455 --> 00:04:08,206 Corrado? 38 00:04:08,915 --> 00:04:11,960 I gotta go. I gotta catch a plane. 39 00:04:12,669 --> 00:04:14,671 I'll be back Monday. 40 00:04:15,547 --> 00:04:18,216 -Feelbeflen -make sure beppy gets my chicken home. 41 00:04:18,383 --> 00:04:21,762 Corrado, you didn't get to the early bird special. 42 00:04:22,471 --> 00:04:24,806 He was disoriented. Scored low on his folstein... 43 00:04:24,973 --> 00:04:26,850 But that's consistent with concussion. 44 00:04:27,225 --> 00:04:29,519 We're gonna sue the goddamn justice department! 45 00:04:29,728 --> 00:04:32,814 His cat scan's negative, so, so far so good. 46 00:04:33,857 --> 00:04:36,359 He, I don't know... He didn't seem like himself. 47 00:04:36,526 --> 00:04:39,112 He could've been working on a dementia for a while... 48 00:04:39,279 --> 00:04:40,864 And the blow tipped him over. 49 00:04:41,072 --> 00:04:43,241 - You mean Alzheimer's? - That's one form of it. 50 00:04:43,408 --> 00:04:45,327 That's why we want to keep him here. 51 00:04:45,494 --> 00:04:48,371 Listen, good chance this could all go away. 52 00:04:48,538 --> 00:04:50,123 Bobby. 53 00:04:50,749 --> 00:04:53,210 - Where is he? - They took him down for an X-ray. 54 00:04:53,376 --> 00:04:54,920 We gotta get him into the city. 55 00:04:55,086 --> 00:04:59,299 Columbia presbyterian head-trauma unit. The best. 56 00:05:01,426 --> 00:05:03,386 Why don't you take it easy? 57 00:05:03,845 --> 00:05:06,473 - Had to be Paulie told Johnny. - You think so? 58 00:05:06,681 --> 00:05:08,767 He hates my success. 59 00:05:10,560 --> 00:05:13,271 I been thinking about that birthday dinner. 60 00:05:14,397 --> 00:05:16,566 Who was there when I told the Ginny sack joke? 61 00:05:16,775 --> 00:05:19,653 Not Paulie. I remember Albert saying he didn't get a gift. 62 00:05:19,820 --> 00:05:22,823 It was little Paulie, the witless fucking nephew. 63 00:05:22,989 --> 00:05:25,617 He told Paulie, Paulie tells Johnny. 64 00:05:25,784 --> 00:05:29,329 Fucking telephone game, like high-school girls! 65 00:05:30,288 --> 00:05:32,624 Wanna play phone games? 66 00:05:33,083 --> 00:05:37,045 That party was the only time I ever mentioned shamu's fat ass. 67 00:05:39,589 --> 00:05:43,718 Hello. Verona, green grove retirement home something... 68 00:05:43,885 --> 00:05:46,930 - Just connect me. - The fuck you doing? 69 00:05:48,223 --> 00:05:50,267 Yeah, hello? 70 00:05:51,476 --> 00:05:54,396 I'd like to talk to a Mrs. Gualtieri, she's a resident there. 71 00:05:54,563 --> 00:05:55,897 One moment, please. 72 00:06:05,156 --> 00:06:09,035 - Hello? - Mrs. Nucci gualtieri? 73 00:06:09,202 --> 00:06:11,621 - Yes. - Hi, this is detective Mike hunt... 74 00:06:11,788 --> 00:06:14,624 Beaver falls, Pennsylvania police department. 75 00:06:14,791 --> 00:06:17,836 - You have a son, Peter Paul? - Oh, my god. What happened? 76 00:06:18,003 --> 00:06:20,672 He's all right, but I'm afraid he's in a little trouble. 77 00:06:21,047 --> 00:06:24,134 We found him in a public men's room in Lafayette park. 78 00:06:24,634 --> 00:06:28,555 I don't know how to put this delicately. He was sucking a cub scout's dick. 79 00:06:28,763 --> 00:06:31,099 What? No, it's a mistake! 80 00:06:32,183 --> 00:06:35,020 Ma'am, I wish that was all. 81 00:06:35,562 --> 00:06:39,566 But I'm afraid we had to have emergency surgery performed upon arrival... 82 00:06:39,733 --> 00:06:43,945 At headquarters, after discovery of a small rodent in the rectal passage. 83 00:06:44,112 --> 00:06:46,323 - Oh, my god! - A gerbil, ma'am. 84 00:06:46,489 --> 00:06:49,701 The county does not cover medical procedures deemed caused... 85 00:06:49,868 --> 00:06:54,706 By criminal sexual activity. Section four, paragraph 15. 86 00:06:54,873 --> 00:06:57,292 - We'll need an insurance number. - Oh, Madonna. 87 00:06:57,459 --> 00:07:00,045 I have bluecross blueshield, is that all right? 88 00:07:00,253 --> 00:07:02,130 Ma'am, could you hold on for one second? 89 00:07:02,297 --> 00:07:04,841 I have the hospital on the other line. 90 00:07:14,309 --> 00:07:16,019 Uncle jun. 91 00:07:16,186 --> 00:07:20,899 - Hey! Nephew number one. - How you doing today? 92 00:07:21,232 --> 00:07:22,776 You look better. 93 00:07:23,234 --> 00:07:26,738 Guess who came in earlier. Tommy formicola. 94 00:07:26,947 --> 00:07:31,993 Uncle jun, Tommy formicola died a few years ago. 95 00:07:33,036 --> 00:07:35,330 Not Tommy, you cetriolo. The son, Tommy! 96 00:07:35,538 --> 00:07:38,833 Jesus Christ, you had me worried there for a minute. 97 00:07:39,960 --> 00:07:43,838 You know, when you came in yesterday, they said you were very confused... 98 00:07:44,005 --> 00:07:46,216 And you flunked your holstein, I don't know. 99 00:07:46,383 --> 00:07:48,176 I'm 71 years old, for Christ sake. 100 00:07:48,343 --> 00:07:50,303 Get hit in the head, see how you do. 101 00:07:50,470 --> 00:07:52,806 - I'm glad you're feeling better. - Better? 102 00:07:52,973 --> 00:07:55,725 This is xanadu compared to that courtroom. 103 00:07:56,559 --> 00:07:59,479 I'm milking this thing for all it's worth. 104 00:08:03,149 --> 00:08:05,652 Maybe you're not milking it enough. 105 00:08:05,944 --> 00:08:07,612 What? 106 00:08:07,988 --> 00:08:10,907 You don't by any chance have headaches or blurred vision... 107 00:08:11,074 --> 00:08:12,784 - Or any of that shit, do you? - No. 108 00:08:12,951 --> 00:08:16,454 - Okay, then. - Who you calling? They charge a fortune! 109 00:08:22,168 --> 00:08:24,462 - Hello. - Mel, what the fuck are you doing? 110 00:08:24,713 --> 00:08:28,425 Just on our way to St. Stephen's green for dinner. Why? What's going on? 111 00:08:28,675 --> 00:08:31,469 Back here in the states, I think we got a mistrial. 112 00:08:33,596 --> 00:08:37,225 Son of gondor! The bow is meant to find the ring! 113 00:08:37,434 --> 00:08:38,893 Dick. 114 00:08:40,645 --> 00:08:44,149 - Yeah! - Yes! My turn! 115 00:08:47,652 --> 00:08:51,114 Mr. Ralph! Mr. Ralph! Come! Please! Help! 116 00:08:51,281 --> 00:08:54,659 What? For Christ sakes, what? 117 00:08:54,826 --> 00:08:58,913 It's Justin, he's hurt very bad! 118 00:09:05,211 --> 00:09:07,672 Jusfin, baby. 119 00:09:08,214 --> 00:09:11,676 I don't know what to do. The boy, he comes to the house. 120 00:09:11,885 --> 00:09:13,970 Shut up! Shut up! 121 00:09:14,888 --> 00:09:17,766 All right, nobody move. Don't touch him, okay? 122 00:09:17,974 --> 00:09:19,851 I gotta get help. 123 00:09:42,582 --> 00:09:44,542 - How is he? - Not good. 124 00:09:45,418 --> 00:09:49,089 He couldn't get any breath in his lungs for five minutes... 125 00:09:49,255 --> 00:09:53,093 So there was no oxygen to the brain. 126 00:09:53,843 --> 00:09:56,763 So they don't... They just don't know yet. 127 00:09:56,930 --> 00:09:59,015 Thank god you were home. 128 00:10:04,771 --> 00:10:06,648 Get the door. 129 00:10:13,404 --> 00:10:17,117 Ralph, it was an accident, all right? Just kids. 130 00:10:22,122 --> 00:10:23,706 Ralph. 131 00:10:29,462 --> 00:10:31,589 He must be the surgeon. 132 00:10:36,553 --> 00:10:39,514 - Please, allow me to introduce myself. - This is my ex-husband. 133 00:10:39,681 --> 00:10:41,307 Justin's biological father. 134 00:10:41,474 --> 00:10:43,852 He was supposed to take him to the archery range. 135 00:10:44,018 --> 00:10:47,772 They were playing a video game, Ronnie. I don't know what happened. 136 00:10:47,981 --> 00:10:49,566 No, nothing's ever your fault. 137 00:10:49,732 --> 00:10:52,360 - I should never have let you near him. - He's my son. 138 00:10:52,527 --> 00:10:54,612 Before he goes to your house, he can't sleep. 139 00:10:54,779 --> 00:10:56,573 - Ronnie, don't. - You son of a bitch! 140 00:10:56,739 --> 00:10:58,908 Hey, please! Please, stop it! 141 00:10:59,117 --> 00:11:00,952 - You scumbag! - Honey, please! 142 00:11:01,161 --> 00:11:03,913 - You bought the bow, you stupid cunt! - People! 143 00:11:04,080 --> 00:11:05,874 Don't you talk to her like that! 144 00:11:06,040 --> 00:11:08,501 Nobody talks to my wife like that. Nobody talks to her! 145 00:11:08,710 --> 00:11:12,338 - All right. Knock it off, this is enough! - We were just fooling around. 146 00:11:12,547 --> 00:11:18,469 - Just fooling around?! - Knock it off! Stop! Ralph, stop. 147 00:11:33,026 --> 00:11:37,363 Our psychiatrist will testify as to your reduced mental capacity. 148 00:11:37,530 --> 00:11:40,450 Of course, the government will bring in their own expert. 149 00:11:40,617 --> 00:11:45,205 We get you 24-hour-a-day nursing care because they didn't rule out dementia... 150 00:11:45,371 --> 00:11:48,333 And you might be a danger to yourself and blah, blah, blah. 151 00:11:48,541 --> 00:11:50,627 Which only bolsters our case. 152 00:11:50,793 --> 00:11:54,172 If the court finds you lack fitness to proceed... 153 00:11:54,339 --> 00:11:57,717 The trial will be suspended and the charges against you dismissed... 154 00:11:57,884 --> 00:11:59,844 With prejudice, or delayed. 155 00:12:00,011 --> 00:12:02,680 I called this woman, she runs an elder-care agency. 156 00:12:02,847 --> 00:12:06,768 She's got an rn that'll play ball. All you gotta do is act pazzo. 157 00:12:07,101 --> 00:12:11,814 Crazy like a fox, my little nephew. Now get me the fuck out of here. 158 00:12:12,106 --> 00:12:15,985 Mel, this muffin basket from you and your partners... 159 00:12:16,152 --> 00:12:18,154 It's the least we could do. 160 00:12:26,829 --> 00:12:28,414 Ralph? 161 00:12:29,958 --> 00:12:35,421 - Rosalie. Oh, Jesus. - I didn't know if I should come. 162 00:12:36,422 --> 00:12:39,217 - I don't know what to do. - I know. 163 00:12:41,594 --> 00:12:43,596 I'm so happy to see you. 164 00:12:44,973 --> 00:12:47,058 How is he? 165 00:12:47,684 --> 00:12:51,437 He's not... Not as good as yesterday. 166 00:12:51,854 --> 00:12:53,564 - How are you? - I didn't understand... 167 00:12:53,731 --> 00:12:56,192 What you were going through, ro, I... 168 00:12:56,359 --> 00:12:58,278 I didn't know anything. 169 00:12:58,444 --> 00:13:02,448 I was stupid. I'm sorry. I apologize. 170 00:13:02,865 --> 00:13:04,826 It's okay. 171 00:13:04,993 --> 00:13:09,622 I mean, there's no way to know what it's like until it happens to you. 172 00:13:09,831 --> 00:13:13,376 You were so strong when Jackie Jr. passed away. 173 00:13:13,543 --> 00:13:16,713 - I don't know how you did it. - Justin's gonna be all right, Ralph. 174 00:13:16,879 --> 00:13:19,841 You'll see. He's gonna be fine. 175 00:13:21,342 --> 00:13:23,761 He's gonna be a vegetable. 176 00:13:24,554 --> 00:13:27,890 At least I have a daughter. Ralph's all alone. 177 00:13:28,057 --> 00:13:30,727 I told him he should go and talk to father intintola. 178 00:13:30,893 --> 00:13:33,438 - He should. - He won't. 179 00:13:36,858 --> 00:13:39,777 There's another one who should talk to the priest. 180 00:13:39,986 --> 00:13:43,197 - Is it true he overdosed on sleeping pills? - Apparently. 181 00:13:43,364 --> 00:13:47,035 I also know that he and Tony are on the outs, but Tony's not talking. 182 00:13:54,083 --> 00:13:57,920 First question. "What is today's date?" 183 00:13:58,087 --> 00:14:01,841 A blond with big tits and a hatful of Viagra. 184 00:14:02,008 --> 00:14:04,302 Yeah, cute. Fuck around. 185 00:14:04,469 --> 00:14:08,222 When that government shrink gets a hold of you, you better know how to fake it. 186 00:14:08,389 --> 00:14:12,143 - I could do it in my sleep. - Oh, yeah? 187 00:14:12,518 --> 00:14:14,729 - What's your name? - My name? 188 00:14:14,896 --> 00:14:18,149 You can't not know your name. They'll know you're fucking with them. 189 00:14:18,358 --> 00:14:21,778 Listen to this. "Give the subject a piece of paper. 190 00:14:21,944 --> 00:14:26,282 Ask him to draw a circle, fold the paper in half and give it back." 191 00:14:26,449 --> 00:14:29,452 These demented old bats can't do that. 192 00:14:29,619 --> 00:14:33,998 Maybe you should wipe your ass with it, then they'll know you're a whack job. 193 00:14:34,165 --> 00:14:37,835 You think this is funny? I'm a source of amusement. 194 00:14:38,002 --> 00:14:41,547 - I pretend to wipe my ass! - No, take it easy. 195 00:14:41,964 --> 00:14:44,384 I lived my whole life with dignity. 196 00:14:44,550 --> 00:14:48,679 Now I gotta pretend I'm a fucking drooling idiot. A scumpari. 197 00:14:48,846 --> 00:14:51,474 It's just a good, clean way out, uncle jun. That's all. 198 00:14:51,641 --> 00:14:56,229 My poor fucking brother, eckley. How they mocked him. 199 00:14:56,771 --> 00:14:58,439 - No, look... - Suppose it doesn't work. 200 00:14:58,606 --> 00:15:01,317 - We'll go after a juror. - Suppose nothing works! 201 00:15:04,695 --> 00:15:06,739 Let's do another question. 202 00:15:10,159 --> 00:15:13,913 - Fucking grand central station! - That must be the nurse. 203 00:15:14,122 --> 00:15:16,374 Maybe she'll give you a sponge bath. 204 00:15:18,292 --> 00:15:21,712 Svetlana! I've been wanting to talk to you. 205 00:15:21,921 --> 00:15:24,048 I bring nurse. I don't come to see you. 206 00:15:24,257 --> 00:15:27,135 I should never have taken your prosthesis. 207 00:15:27,301 --> 00:15:32,056 - But it did bring me to the lord... - You're a boring woman. 208 00:15:33,808 --> 00:15:37,645 - Hey. How are you? - Okay. 209 00:15:37,812 --> 00:15:41,899 - Good to see you. - This is branca. She is registered nurse. 210 00:15:42,066 --> 00:15:46,237 - He is Mr. Tony. This is the uncle. - Help me up, I gotta go to the bathroom. 211 00:15:46,404 --> 00:15:48,030 I do it. 212 00:15:50,408 --> 00:15:55,079 - What's your problem now? - Like anyone would care. 213 00:15:58,916 --> 00:16:02,503 - Pleased to meet you. - How are you doing? 214 00:16:02,670 --> 00:16:05,214 I feel like such a hypocrite. 215 00:16:05,381 --> 00:16:08,301 I haven't been in church in years. 216 00:16:08,468 --> 00:16:13,139 But we had a mass for Justin's baptism. 217 00:16:13,306 --> 00:16:15,475 - For all the good it did. - Ralph. 218 00:16:15,641 --> 00:16:17,643 See? 219 00:16:17,810 --> 00:16:20,354 - What am I doing here? - God understands. 220 00:16:20,563 --> 00:16:24,442 That's why it's at times like these he's the only one we can turn to. 221 00:16:24,775 --> 00:16:26,444 God. 222 00:16:28,196 --> 00:16:33,326 My son's lying in a hospital hooked up to a machine. 223 00:16:33,951 --> 00:16:35,620 He never did nothing to nobody. 224 00:16:35,828 --> 00:16:39,540 Our lord gave his only begotten son to suffer. 225 00:16:40,583 --> 00:16:42,335 Nothing compared to this. 226 00:16:42,627 --> 00:16:47,673 Were you there when Jesus Christ had his moment of doubt and pain? 227 00:16:52,470 --> 00:16:57,141 It's a great mystery to us, why things happen as they do. 228 00:16:57,308 --> 00:17:01,395 - But god has a plan for all of us. - Come on, father. 229 00:17:01,604 --> 00:17:05,983 I've done things in my life that I shouldn't have done. 230 00:17:08,069 --> 00:17:10,738 He's making my son pay for it. 231 00:17:12,031 --> 00:17:15,117 - That's how he's punishing me. - God is merciful. 232 00:17:15,284 --> 00:17:18,204 He doesn't punish people. 233 00:17:18,371 --> 00:17:22,542 I would do anything if Justin could even walk again. 234 00:17:22,708 --> 00:17:24,877 Justin's in god's hands now. 235 00:17:25,419 --> 00:17:29,131 And I assure you, god loves him very much. 236 00:17:30,049 --> 00:17:32,969 Your job is you. 237 00:17:34,011 --> 00:17:37,181 To get yourself right with god. 238 00:17:37,348 --> 00:17:40,434 For yourself and for your son. 239 00:17:42,770 --> 00:17:48,526 - Would you like to make a confession? - I think I need a little more time. 240 00:17:48,693 --> 00:17:52,071 You know, to do a good one. But when I'm ready... 241 00:17:52,238 --> 00:17:55,658 - I understand. - Thank you. 242 00:17:56,325 --> 00:17:58,202 Let's pray. 243 00:18:00,746 --> 00:18:04,750 Have mercy on me, god, in your goodness. 244 00:18:04,917 --> 00:18:09,714 In your abundant compassion, blot out my offense. 245 00:18:10,089 --> 00:18:13,593 Wash away all my guilt. 246 00:18:13,759 --> 00:18:18,472 From my sin, cleanse me, for I know my offense. 247 00:18:19,307 --> 00:18:22,184 My sin is always before me. 248 00:18:28,065 --> 00:18:31,861 - A scholarship at rutgers? - That's right. In Jackie Jr.'s name... 249 00:18:32,069 --> 00:18:36,782 - For $20,000. And that's every year. - Ralph? Give me a break. 250 00:18:36,949 --> 00:18:41,203 That's not all. He asked r0 to marry him. She had the presence of mind to say no. 251 00:18:41,370 --> 00:18:45,666 Although, she did say he went to see father intintola and they had a long talk. 252 00:18:45,875 --> 00:18:48,753 - No shit? - I know what you mean about Ralph. 253 00:18:49,587 --> 00:18:55,468 Although, to see him like that, and Justin hooked up to those machines... 254 00:18:59,263 --> 00:19:01,390 Good morning, you. 255 00:19:05,978 --> 00:19:09,273 - When have I ever asked for French toast? - Just eat the bacon. 256 00:19:09,440 --> 00:19:12,652 It's unhealthy, this whole obsession with your weight. 257 00:19:20,826 --> 00:19:22,662 So... 258 00:19:22,828 --> 00:19:26,624 - Where were you out so late last night? - Nowhere. 259 00:19:26,791 --> 00:19:29,460 Fooling around with blondie? 260 00:19:29,960 --> 00:19:31,671 Quit it. 261 00:19:32,296 --> 00:19:34,799 - Look at that guilty look on his face. - Let him eat. 262 00:19:34,965 --> 00:19:39,178 Mr. Tough guy, huh? Come on, tough guy. Come on, tough guy. 263 00:19:39,345 --> 00:19:41,263 Jesus. 264 00:19:44,392 --> 00:19:46,644 I have calls to make. 265 00:20:11,293 --> 00:20:13,587 Ton, can I come in? 266 00:20:22,179 --> 00:20:25,015 How's Justin? Learn any news? 267 00:20:25,891 --> 00:20:30,688 Well, it's the left side of the brain. That affects speech... 268 00:20:30,855 --> 00:20:36,318 Right side of his body. It's too soon to tell. 269 00:20:37,528 --> 00:20:41,073 All right. Well, sit down. Come on. 270 00:20:45,911 --> 00:20:47,997 You want something to eat? 271 00:20:48,164 --> 00:20:50,833 I just came by to give you... 272 00:20:51,000 --> 00:20:53,794 - From the thing. - It could have waited. 273 00:20:54,336 --> 00:20:57,339 I had to smack the guy around this morning. 274 00:20:57,882 --> 00:20:59,508 Nice. 275 00:21:00,384 --> 00:21:02,720 Least I'm good for something. 276 00:21:09,560 --> 00:21:12,354 How could I let something like this happen? 277 00:21:12,938 --> 00:21:17,193 It could happen to anybody, Ralph. 278 00:21:18,319 --> 00:21:21,530 You know where I was on his seventh birthday? 279 00:21:23,240 --> 00:21:24,867 Florida. 280 00:21:27,077 --> 00:21:31,749 So high on coke I forgot to call him. 281 00:21:33,584 --> 00:21:35,669 Then I thought I did. 282 00:21:36,545 --> 00:21:41,050 - Well, you cut back on that shit, right? - I'm a different man. 283 00:21:44,845 --> 00:21:47,389 My poor baby. 284 00:21:50,518 --> 00:21:52,812 My little boy. 285 00:22:16,877 --> 00:22:22,341 You're covered by the sheetrock and plasterers' union, right? 286 00:22:24,260 --> 00:22:25,761 Here. 287 00:22:42,736 --> 00:22:44,613 Yeah, he's... 288 00:22:44,780 --> 00:22:49,952 He's covered on her husband's insurance, as far as that goes. 289 00:22:50,578 --> 00:22:54,081 You know, I'll take care of the rest, whatever it takes. 290 00:22:55,291 --> 00:22:57,459 I don't care if it breaks me. 291 00:22:58,252 --> 00:23:00,421 He's gonna get the best care there is. 292 00:23:00,588 --> 00:23:03,090 So, Ralph, there's... 293 00:23:04,466 --> 00:23:06,844 There's something... 294 00:23:07,887 --> 00:23:12,057 Look, I don't want you to hear it through the grapevine. Especially now. 295 00:23:16,145 --> 00:23:19,565 I'm seeing that girl you used to date. That... 296 00:23:20,566 --> 00:23:22,651 Valentina. 297 00:23:35,331 --> 00:23:37,499 I gotta go to the hospital. 298 00:23:42,379 --> 00:23:44,048 Hang in there. 299 00:23:48,052 --> 00:23:51,013 Well, maybe you should go see pie. 300 00:23:51,180 --> 00:23:53,140 - Take your mind off. - I know. 301 00:23:53,307 --> 00:23:58,771 Lois called, told me about the toboggan handicap, grade 1. I... 302 00:23:59,939 --> 00:24:02,066 You... 303 00:24:02,232 --> 00:24:05,819 - You look after it, I can't. - I understand. 304 00:24:05,986 --> 00:24:08,822 Give my best to carmela, she's... 305 00:24:08,989 --> 00:24:11,116 - She's been a great help. - Yeah, I will. 306 00:24:11,283 --> 00:24:15,621 I have bad luck. I had to get hooked up with that miserable twat. 307 00:24:18,332 --> 00:24:21,293 Maybe if I met a girl like carmela, I... 308 00:24:22,169 --> 00:24:24,922 My life could have taken a whole different trajectory. 309 00:24:29,969 --> 00:24:31,720 See you, ton. 310 00:24:38,185 --> 00:24:40,270 How's it going, pal? 311 00:24:41,605 --> 00:24:44,400 Thanks for the flowers. They were beautiful. 312 00:24:52,616 --> 00:24:57,663 - That poor fucking guy. - Fuck him and his alligator tears. 313 00:24:57,830 --> 00:25:00,582 Paulie, his kid's in the hospital. A little sympathy? 314 00:25:00,749 --> 00:25:02,543 That gives him a pass? 315 00:25:02,710 --> 00:25:06,255 I don't care if he's got 100 kids in the icu with arrows in their heads. 316 00:25:06,630 --> 00:25:09,341 He's a piece of shit. You know it and I know it. 317 00:25:09,508 --> 00:25:13,345 Who got you those no-show jobs? And not a word of gratitude. 318 00:25:13,554 --> 00:25:18,058 He's a Saint. You forget the thousand incidents with that guy? 319 00:25:18,726 --> 00:25:22,438 Kid in the hospital. Just take a look how he fucking earns. 320 00:25:22,604 --> 00:25:25,774 I know it was that miserable prick called ma at the home. 321 00:25:25,941 --> 00:25:28,986 They had to put her on Xanax just so she could sleep. 322 00:25:29,153 --> 00:25:32,489 She was in the hospital for over an hour with nervous bowel syndrome. 323 00:25:32,948 --> 00:25:35,826 Whatever happened there, that... 324 00:25:35,993 --> 00:25:39,038 - That was fucked up. - Fucked up? 325 00:25:39,204 --> 00:25:41,999 - You don't know if it was him. - Listen to your friend here. 326 00:25:42,207 --> 00:25:45,044 And I'll promise you something else, on my old man's grave. 327 00:25:45,210 --> 00:25:47,796 I get proof it was him, he's a fucking corpse. 328 00:25:48,005 --> 00:25:51,091 - Nobody's killing anybody. - All due respect, t. 329 00:25:51,258 --> 00:25:53,761 There's a line in the sand when it comes to mothers. 330 00:25:53,969 --> 00:25:56,430 You lay a hand on him, you're gonna answer to me. 331 00:25:56,597 --> 00:26:00,768 If you can quote the rules, you can fucking obey them. You hear me? 332 00:26:05,773 --> 00:26:09,651 Don't just look at me. This is a business. 333 00:26:09,818 --> 00:26:14,156 - Did you hear what I said? - Yes. 334 00:26:17,659 --> 00:26:19,661 Goes for all of you. 335 00:26:20,704 --> 00:26:22,706 All right, now, listen... 336 00:26:23,290 --> 00:26:25,459 I'm gonna visit your mother. 337 00:26:25,626 --> 00:26:28,921 That was a terrible thing, whoever did it. 338 00:26:29,463 --> 00:26:33,342 It's been too long now. I'm gonna go pay my respects. 339 00:26:34,676 --> 00:26:40,390 - Okay. She'd love that. - All right. Come here. 340 00:26:47,981 --> 00:26:50,692 He has no fucking conception. 341 00:26:51,235 --> 00:26:55,280 He's got no kids. You can't expect him to understand. 342 00:26:58,075 --> 00:27:01,411 I'm going to say three words and I want you to repeat them. 343 00:27:02,037 --> 00:27:05,124 Boat. Flag. Shirt. 344 00:27:06,166 --> 00:27:07,709 Boat. 345 00:27:08,669 --> 00:27:10,420 Shirt. 346 00:27:11,797 --> 00:27:15,801 Let me give you a hint. We pledge allegiance to the...? 347 00:27:16,885 --> 00:27:18,720 United States of America. 348 00:27:19,596 --> 00:27:23,809 Okay, let's move on. Who's the president of the United States? 349 00:27:23,976 --> 00:27:26,979 - I'm tired. I wanna go to the bathroom. - We're almost done. 350 00:27:27,146 --> 00:27:30,691 - Who is the president of the us? - George Bush. 351 00:27:30,858 --> 00:27:34,027 And who was the president before George Bush? 352 00:27:35,237 --> 00:27:40,450 John Kennedy. You know where I was when he was shot? 353 00:27:41,785 --> 00:27:44,079 I was getting a haircut. 354 00:27:54,256 --> 00:27:56,842 - Hello? - I'm sorry to bother you, but... 355 00:27:57,134 --> 00:28:00,971 - I can't find Ralph. - He sticks to himself nowadays. 356 00:28:02,347 --> 00:28:05,058 There was a fire at the stables. 357 00:28:05,434 --> 00:28:08,353 - They lost some horses. - Pie-o-my? 358 00:28:08,520 --> 00:28:11,315 - She survived, but... - Why didn't you tell me? I'm late! 359 00:28:11,481 --> 00:28:14,276 We did everything we could, but she had to be destroyed. 360 00:28:14,443 --> 00:28:16,153 She was too badly burned. 361 00:28:44,765 --> 00:28:46,016 Jesus. 362 00:28:48,227 --> 00:28:49,978 It just went up? 363 00:28:50,145 --> 00:28:53,440 The fire marshal says it looks electrical. 364 00:28:54,399 --> 00:28:58,779 They found pieces of a blown-out light bulb in a stall... 365 00:28:58,946 --> 00:29:01,740 And the hay was a natural accelerant. 366 00:29:02,616 --> 00:29:07,079 They'll investigate, but it's a formality, considering the value of the stock. 367 00:29:13,585 --> 00:29:15,921 - No, don't. - Come on, it's all right. 368 00:30:03,969 --> 00:30:06,138 - How are you? - Hey, ton. 369 00:30:12,394 --> 00:30:15,272 I was just down at the stables. 370 00:30:15,439 --> 00:30:17,691 I got some bad news. 371 00:30:18,400 --> 00:30:20,277 Pie-o-my... 372 00:30:21,236 --> 00:30:25,615 She was in a fire. She's dead. 373 00:30:30,203 --> 00:30:33,081 Oh, Madonna. Oh, Jesus. 374 00:30:38,003 --> 00:30:41,757 That's why Lois called me. Four messages I got on the machine. 375 00:30:42,090 --> 00:30:44,176 Three other horses too. 376 00:30:44,551 --> 00:30:46,428 Jesus. 377 00:30:46,803 --> 00:30:49,806 Look, ton. I... 378 00:30:51,141 --> 00:30:54,811 I just made some coffee, if you want, you know, eggs. 379 00:31:02,235 --> 00:31:05,405 Sorry about the timing. 380 00:31:05,572 --> 00:31:09,701 No, I actuallyjust got some good news on justy. 381 00:31:10,202 --> 00:31:12,746 They think it's just gonna be speech. 382 00:31:13,497 --> 00:31:16,500 Poor kid will have to learn how to talk again. Years of rehab. 383 00:31:16,708 --> 00:31:18,835 Well, that's... 384 00:31:19,002 --> 00:31:21,838 - That's good. - He'll walk. 385 00:31:22,005 --> 00:31:23,673 He'll use his hands. 386 00:31:25,801 --> 00:31:28,720 Life goes on. One day at a time. 387 00:31:29,262 --> 00:31:32,599 Lois said the horse was still alive... 388 00:31:32,766 --> 00:31:36,812 But was burned so bad that they had to put her out of her misery. 389 00:31:37,562 --> 00:31:40,190 I don't even want to think about it. 390 00:31:40,357 --> 00:31:44,653 At this point the fire marshal says that it looks accidental. 391 00:31:44,861 --> 00:31:48,532 What sick fuck would do something like that on purpose? 392 00:31:52,244 --> 00:31:54,454 You know, ton, Justin loves my eggs. See? 393 00:31:54,955 --> 00:31:57,082 Sour cream's the secret ingredient. 394 00:31:57,290 --> 00:31:58,834 Right. 395 00:31:59,668 --> 00:32:01,753 What sick fuck? 396 00:32:03,338 --> 00:32:04,923 What? 397 00:32:05,090 --> 00:32:08,677 That's funny about god and fate and shit like that. 398 00:32:08,844 --> 00:32:11,888 The horse gets better and we take out 200 grand in insurance... 399 00:32:12,055 --> 00:32:14,266 On the race coming up. 400 00:32:14,683 --> 00:32:16,726 Suddenly there's a fire. 401 00:32:16,893 --> 00:32:19,479 What are you saying? I had something to do with it? 402 00:32:19,688 --> 00:32:20,856 I didn't. 403 00:32:21,022 --> 00:32:24,359 Anthony, what are you, a fucking arson investigator now? Come on. 404 00:32:24,526 --> 00:32:26,445 They said it was an accident, right? 405 00:32:28,238 --> 00:32:31,741 You know what, maybe I will have some eggs. 406 00:32:33,577 --> 00:32:35,954 - Toast? - Yeah. 407 00:32:42,002 --> 00:32:45,338 How's corky ianucci? You heard from him lately? 408 00:32:45,505 --> 00:32:48,633 You know, sil used him in that restaurant fire. Excellent work. 409 00:32:48,800 --> 00:32:53,221 You know, I don't understand you, Anthony. We got lucky. 410 00:32:53,388 --> 00:32:57,809 That accidental fire was a bolt from beyond. 411 00:32:57,976 --> 00:33:02,481 The horse was no fucking good with the fucking colic all the time... 412 00:33:02,647 --> 00:33:06,109 - And the fucking bills! - She bounced back! 413 00:33:06,318 --> 00:33:09,654 This time. But each time it takes something out of them. 414 00:33:09,821 --> 00:33:12,032 It was all downhill from here. 415 00:33:12,199 --> 00:33:15,160 Now, I know it's tragic to think this way. 416 00:33:15,327 --> 00:33:17,746 But you can't argue with the fucking logic! 417 00:33:17,954 --> 00:33:21,291 Jesus Christ, you did it. You cooked that fucking horse alive. 418 00:33:21,500 --> 00:33:23,835 No, I did not! 419 00:33:24,002 --> 00:33:25,545 - But so what? - So what? 420 00:33:25,712 --> 00:33:29,424 It was a fucking animal! A hundred grand apiece. 421 00:33:29,591 --> 00:33:31,551 My kid's in the fucking hospital! 422 00:33:31,760 --> 00:33:34,930 I don't hear you complaining when I bring you a nice fat envelope. 423 00:33:35,096 --> 00:33:38,141 You don't give a shit where that comes from. 424 00:33:39,184 --> 00:33:43,480 Don't give me that look. It was a fucking horse! 425 00:33:43,688 --> 00:33:48,735 What are you, a vegetarian? You eat beef and sausage by the fucking carload. 426 00:33:48,902 --> 00:33:50,570 Fuck you, you... 427 00:33:56,952 --> 00:33:59,037 You fat fuck! 428 00:34:35,824 --> 00:34:39,828 She was a beautiful, innocent creature. What'd she ever do to you? 429 00:34:44,583 --> 00:34:47,127 You fucking killed her. 430 00:34:48,670 --> 00:34:51,798 You killed her, you fucking killed her. 431 00:35:33,048 --> 00:35:34,883 Fuck! 432 00:35:38,762 --> 00:35:40,722 Motherfuck! 433 00:36:11,628 --> 00:36:13,797 - Hello. - It's me. 434 00:36:13,963 --> 00:36:16,049 I need you to call me back from a pay phone. 435 00:36:16,257 --> 00:36:19,928 - Now? - You got three minutes. 436 00:36:45,912 --> 00:36:48,498 - Yeah? - It's me. 437 00:36:49,749 --> 00:36:51,626 I called you half a fucking hour ago. 438 00:36:51,918 --> 00:36:54,337 Adriana put my keys where I couldn't find them. 439 00:36:54,504 --> 00:36:58,925 Go to the drugstore. Get two pairs of surgical gloves... 440 00:36:59,551 --> 00:37:05,515 Some bleach, come to our friend's house. The contractor. 441 00:37:19,779 --> 00:37:21,614 What's going on? 442 00:37:21,781 --> 00:37:23,533 Come on. 443 00:37:33,835 --> 00:37:35,795 I found him like this. 444 00:37:43,511 --> 00:37:45,346 Guy was a piece of shit! 445 00:37:45,513 --> 00:37:49,100 Whoever did this, it should have happened a long time ago. 446 00:37:49,893 --> 00:37:53,438 - So, what do you wanna do? - Get rid of the body. 447 00:37:58,067 --> 00:38:03,531 - Tried to move him myself, but couldn't. - Why do we have to get rid of the body? 448 00:38:03,698 --> 00:38:05,909 What, with the fucking questions now? 449 00:38:06,826 --> 00:38:08,828 When they find him like this... 450 00:38:09,037 --> 00:38:12,707 And somebody will, there'll be a major fucking investigation. 451 00:38:12,874 --> 00:38:16,836 And we got enough light shining on shit. Junior's trial, all that. 452 00:38:17,128 --> 00:38:19,839 No body, no murder. 453 00:38:20,882 --> 00:38:25,136 Can't take him out till after dark, so we'll get him ready here. 454 00:38:34,229 --> 00:38:38,191 - What the fuck is wrong with you? - Nothing. 455 00:38:40,693 --> 00:38:43,488 Don't lie to me. You're high. 456 00:38:43,947 --> 00:38:46,825 I smoked half a joint before you called. I'm fine. 457 00:38:47,033 --> 00:38:50,537 Look at you. Your nose is running, you fucking junkie. 458 00:38:50,870 --> 00:38:53,248 You promised me you wouldn't do that shit anymore. 459 00:38:53,456 --> 00:38:55,333 I didn't. 460 00:38:55,500 --> 00:38:58,920 Jesus fucking Christ! Can you even do this? 461 00:39:15,854 --> 00:39:20,191 He was a captain, t. He was the biggest earner. 462 00:39:20,859 --> 00:39:22,360 You gonna lecture me now? 463 00:39:22,527 --> 00:39:25,655 - You fucking drug addict. - Not me. 464 00:39:26,072 --> 00:39:28,867 But other people are gonna wonder. 465 00:39:40,253 --> 00:39:45,133 Up! Up! Get the fucking mop. Get him draining. 466 00:39:53,683 --> 00:39:55,894 T, okay, I snorted a little h. 467 00:39:56,060 --> 00:40:00,982 I was out on my collections and I just wanted to come down so I could sleep. 468 00:40:06,112 --> 00:40:08,865 See if he's got some visine. 469 00:40:09,032 --> 00:40:10,491 I'm fucking nauseous. 470 00:40:11,117 --> 00:40:13,786 My eyes are fucking killing me. 471 00:40:25,173 --> 00:40:29,469 - Holy shit! I had no idea. Did you? - Of course I did. 472 00:40:29,677 --> 00:40:33,932 You're so high you wouldn't know if he had your mother's muff on his head. 473 00:41:09,467 --> 00:41:11,260 Charlie? 474 00:41:12,845 --> 00:41:16,224 I mean, I got all pissed off when she said she couldn't have kids. 475 00:41:16,391 --> 00:41:19,560 But this new doctor says maybe she can. 476 00:41:20,269 --> 00:41:22,522 But I don't know if I'm ready. 477 00:41:23,648 --> 00:41:25,400 Don't over-think it. 478 00:41:25,566 --> 00:41:28,778 Eitherjump in with both feet or don't. 479 00:41:31,698 --> 00:41:34,534 Leave a message and make sure you leave your phone number. 480 00:41:34,701 --> 00:41:37,620 With my schedule, I cannot look up phone numbers. 481 00:41:39,205 --> 00:41:43,876 I'll tell you one thing. You can't be high on scag and have children. 482 00:41:57,181 --> 00:42:01,769 I mean, look at that shit with Justin. It would fucking ruin your life. 483 00:42:01,936 --> 00:42:05,898 Those kids on milk cartons. Teenage girls, they run away. 484 00:42:06,065 --> 00:42:10,486 God knows what happens to them. Killed, I guess. 485 00:42:19,787 --> 00:42:21,748 When it gets a little darker... 486 00:42:21,914 --> 00:42:25,251 I want you to move my car away and put yours in the driveway. 487 00:42:25,418 --> 00:42:28,421 I wanna finish up and get him the fuck out of here. 488 00:42:33,426 --> 00:42:35,178 Listen... 489 00:42:35,636 --> 00:42:37,138 About this... 490 00:42:38,014 --> 00:42:40,099 This fucking guy... 491 00:42:43,853 --> 00:42:45,688 I came over... 492 00:42:45,855 --> 00:42:48,024 He was still moaning. 493 00:42:49,484 --> 00:42:51,778 He died almost right away. 494 00:42:53,613 --> 00:42:55,865 Ambulance wouldn't have helped him anyway. 495 00:43:02,789 --> 00:43:06,084 Paulie was in new paltz all day. I know that for a fact. 496 00:43:06,250 --> 00:43:08,252 Well, good. Good. 497 00:43:49,752 --> 00:43:51,671 I heard about your horse, t. 498 00:43:51,879 --> 00:43:53,714 I'm sorry. 499 00:43:56,634 --> 00:43:59,637 What the fuck happened over there, you think? 500 00:44:01,639 --> 00:44:02,890 Tragic. 501 00:44:09,147 --> 00:44:10,731 What the fuck?! 502 00:44:18,114 --> 00:44:21,659 It's the bowling ball. Cellar stairs. 503 00:44:22,410 --> 00:44:25,413 Go get it. Help weigh him down. 504 00:45:30,686 --> 00:45:35,858 Hey, I'm not saying I'm a Saint. I've done drugs. When I was younger. 505 00:45:37,068 --> 00:45:38,444 I've even done coke with you. 506 00:45:38,611 --> 00:45:41,155 You're acting like I'm some kind of skeeve junkie. 507 00:45:41,322 --> 00:45:43,449 I only do it once in a while. 508 00:45:43,616 --> 00:45:46,577 Somebody gave me some when they didn't have any money. 509 00:45:46,744 --> 00:45:48,412 I'm sorry. 510 00:45:49,080 --> 00:45:53,417 You got your whole life in front of you. Wanna throw it away on drugs? 511 00:45:56,837 --> 00:45:58,422 Okay. 512 00:45:59,298 --> 00:46:04,262 One, two, three. 513 00:46:29,203 --> 00:46:33,708 Let's go. Palmice's farm is all the way up in fucking sloatsburg. 514 00:46:57,023 --> 00:46:59,358 All right, this is good. 515 00:47:01,152 --> 00:47:03,946 - Mikey's old man lives here? - Retired here. 516 00:47:04,196 --> 00:47:09,535 He's in a va hospital now. He's having prostate surgery. 517 00:47:19,754 --> 00:47:21,005 It's frozen. 518 00:47:26,093 --> 00:47:27,762 Come on. 519 00:47:31,599 --> 00:47:34,435 And there's Artie with three kids. 520 00:47:34,602 --> 00:47:38,939 - Think he's banging that French broad? - He fucking wishes. 521 00:47:40,733 --> 00:47:43,319 Can you hot-wire this thing? 522 00:48:16,936 --> 00:48:21,482 Keep the scoop up! You gotta put it up to move it! 523 00:48:22,775 --> 00:48:25,444 Up! Raise it up! 524 00:48:26,529 --> 00:48:31,033 What the fuck? Put it up! You gotta put it up to move fonnard! 525 00:48:31,617 --> 00:48:36,705 What are you doing? All right, get out. Get out, come on. Get out. 526 00:48:36,872 --> 00:48:38,374 Get out. 527 00:48:38,916 --> 00:48:40,459 This is what I'm talking about. 528 00:48:40,626 --> 00:48:43,963 That shit fucks up your hand-eye coordination. 529 00:49:14,952 --> 00:49:16,745 Over there. 530 00:49:51,989 --> 00:49:54,116 Great. Go! 531 00:50:28,234 --> 00:50:30,986 Kick leaves and shit over it. 532 00:50:34,448 --> 00:50:37,243 Where did you learn how to drive one of those? 533 00:50:38,285 --> 00:50:40,996 Grandfather's construction site. 534 00:50:41,497 --> 00:50:44,500 He let me fuck around when I was just 13. 535 00:50:44,667 --> 00:50:46,627 He was a good guy. 536 00:51:36,969 --> 00:51:42,224 Here's the problem, as I see it, with Ralph getting whacked. 537 00:51:43,642 --> 00:51:46,186 People could take it the wrong way. 538 00:51:52,401 --> 00:51:56,697 - What are you trying to convey to me? - Friends of ours... 539 00:51:56,864 --> 00:52:01,243 Like it could happen to them. Without, you know... 540 00:52:01,410 --> 00:52:03,996 The protection of the boss... 541 00:52:09,084 --> 00:52:12,338 You're the only other one that knows about it. 542 00:52:29,438 --> 00:52:32,983 We were right to disappear him. You're right. 543 00:52:33,525 --> 00:52:35,486 For the business. 544 00:52:41,033 --> 00:52:44,036 Take these out back later and burn them. 545 00:53:40,926 --> 00:53:43,053 Hi, Mr. Soprano. 546 00:53:43,262 --> 00:53:45,389 - Can I have some ice cream? - What? 547 00:53:48,517 --> 00:53:53,147 - Well, wait there. - Okay. 548 00:53:55,441 --> 00:53:59,069 Mr. Soprano! Mr. Sopr... 549 00:53:59,236 --> 00:54:03,407 What are you doing? Come here! Come back here. Come in the house. 550 00:54:03,782 --> 00:54:07,578 - You'll catch cold. Come on. - I was getting the paper. 551 00:54:12,166 --> 00:54:14,668 You'll catch cold. Come on. 552 00:54:22,050 --> 00:54:23,886 I was just getting the newspaper. 553 00:54:24,052 --> 00:54:27,222 It's your fault. You forgot to get the newspaper this morning. 554 00:54:27,389 --> 00:54:29,433 I make tea. 555 00:54:58,879 --> 00:55:00,839 Christopher? 556 00:55:32,913 --> 00:55:34,832 Christopher?