1 00:00:08,217 --> 00:00:11,762 (Sopranos theme song) 2 00:01:44,521 --> 00:01:46,356 (Pop music softly playing) 3 00:01:46,732 --> 00:01:48,859 Here, I made it with a lot of milk and sugar. 4 00:01:49,026 --> 00:01:51,278 It's more comforting that way. 5 00:01:52,779 --> 00:01:57,117 You sure you don't want some eggs or an English or something? 6 00:01:57,367 --> 00:01:59,786 You're coming back? 7 00:01:59,953 --> 00:02:02,623 I hope so. Immigration, they make problems. 8 00:02:03,081 --> 00:02:05,626 Well, maybe Tony can help with that. 9 00:02:05,792 --> 00:02:07,628 Yeah. 10 00:02:07,794 --> 00:02:10,797 Why are you still here? I thought you were flying out to Naples. 11 00:02:10,964 --> 00:02:13,258 I just drop off the shirts from patsy's guy. 12 00:02:13,508 --> 00:02:15,969 But you should be on your way to see your old man. 13 00:02:16,136 --> 00:02:19,723 Cancer is everywhere in his body. Cancer don't respect nothing. 14 00:02:19,890 --> 00:02:22,643 - You know, it started in his guts. - Do you need any money? 15 00:02:24,770 --> 00:02:26,271 I'm good. 16 00:02:26,438 --> 00:02:29,566 Please call. And let us know. 17 00:02:30,567 --> 00:02:32,486 I'm sorry, Tony. 18 00:02:32,653 --> 00:02:35,155 You're gonna have to get somebody else to drive you. 19 00:02:35,405 --> 00:02:37,074 It's not a problem. Go. 20 00:02:39,826 --> 00:02:42,496 You think he wears a bag? 21 00:02:42,663 --> 00:02:45,666 - Who wears what? - You know, a colostomy bag. 22 00:02:45,832 --> 00:02:47,626 Furio's old man. 23 00:02:47,834 --> 00:02:50,170 - How the fuck would I know that? - Because my ma... 24 00:02:50,337 --> 00:02:53,090 Maybe, maybe not, has to get one. 25 00:02:53,298 --> 00:02:57,302 - Could we not talk about this? - We could talk about any topic you like. 26 00:02:57,511 --> 00:02:59,346 Good. 27 00:02:59,680 --> 00:03:02,641 It's just that with ma squared away to go to green grove... 28 00:03:02,849 --> 00:03:07,187 For fuck's sake, Paulie, everybody's gonna get old and die. 29 00:03:11,608 --> 00:03:14,194 - Am I driving you tomorrow too? - No, I'll drive myself. 30 00:03:14,444 --> 00:03:17,781 - I got nothing else to do. - I got an important meeting, that's all. 31 00:03:17,948 --> 00:03:20,367 It's a delicate situation. 32 00:03:25,330 --> 00:03:28,041 We lucked out with the weather, huh? 33 00:03:29,376 --> 00:03:31,712 So how's the life of leisure? 34 00:03:31,878 --> 00:03:34,089 I'm playing golf, ain't I? 35 00:03:35,340 --> 00:03:37,467 Cocksucker. 36 00:03:41,555 --> 00:03:46,184 Seriously, it's good you're pulling back business-wise like we agreed. 37 00:03:46,351 --> 00:03:48,812 My nephew, I told him. I'm gonna be speaking... 38 00:03:48,979 --> 00:03:51,148 Through him and only him as time passes. 39 00:03:51,314 --> 00:03:52,399 - Good. - Plus sil. 40 00:03:52,566 --> 00:03:54,234 Good. 41 00:03:54,818 --> 00:03:57,571 I don't wanna celebrate my daughter's first kid in prison. 42 00:03:57,779 --> 00:03:59,740 (Phone ringing) 43 00:04:03,243 --> 00:04:05,746 - Hey. - All right, this sit-down in Perth amboy. 44 00:04:05,996 --> 00:04:09,040 - Get a pen and paper. - Hold on. 45 00:04:13,378 --> 00:04:15,630 I can't find a piece of paper. 46 00:04:17,716 --> 00:04:19,926 - Shoot. - All right, tell Paulie to let patsy... 47 00:04:20,093 --> 00:04:22,095 Run the car operation while furio's gone. 48 00:04:22,512 --> 00:04:24,431 Tell patsy he's got to kick up 10 points. 49 00:04:24,639 --> 00:04:27,184 Seven and a half to me, two and a half to Paulie. 50 00:04:27,350 --> 00:04:29,770 - Got it. - All right, you and sil, you figure out... 51 00:04:30,020 --> 00:04:34,024 Who pays the longshore union and how much. I'll back you up whichever. 52 00:04:35,275 --> 00:04:37,444 What the fuck? 53 00:04:38,069 --> 00:04:40,572 - I'm on it. - All right. 54 00:05:03,762 --> 00:05:07,599 (Ethnic Italian music playing) 55 00:05:10,644 --> 00:05:14,981 - Carmela, a simple yes or no will do. - Please. 56 00:05:17,484 --> 00:05:20,612 - Artie. Hi, how are things? - Fine. 57 00:05:20,821 --> 00:05:22,948 They ever catch those muggers? 58 00:05:24,699 --> 00:05:26,159 Did you leave room for dessert? 59 00:05:26,326 --> 00:05:31,289 We'll have one zabaglione and four spoons. Coffees all around. 60 00:05:33,083 --> 00:05:35,669 Bri, can I ask you a financial-related question? 61 00:05:35,836 --> 00:05:38,129 The last thing the guy wants to do is talk shop. 62 00:05:38,296 --> 00:05:41,341 Go ahead and ask him anything. It's all he likes to talk about. 63 00:05:41,591 --> 00:05:44,594 No big thing. I was wondering if you had any ideas what Tony... 64 00:05:44,761 --> 00:05:47,472 Should do with the proceeds from the property in Newark? 65 00:05:47,848 --> 00:05:49,474 - A hud? - What? 66 00:05:49,850 --> 00:05:53,603 Kid loves Paul Newman movies. No more grappa for you. 67 00:05:53,812 --> 00:05:57,357 You know what I'm talking about. Uncle junior's lot on frelinghuysen ave. 68 00:05:57,524 --> 00:06:00,527 Oh, yeah, that. It all went into the trust. 69 00:06:00,735 --> 00:06:04,781 T-bills. I was able to lock you in before the rates dropped. 70 00:06:05,365 --> 00:06:07,784 What doesn't this kid know about money? 71 00:06:07,993 --> 00:06:11,538 You know, I trust him 1000%. 72 00:06:13,039 --> 00:06:14,541 Thank you. 73 00:06:14,708 --> 00:06:16,626 We have so many more of the newborn size. 74 00:06:16,793 --> 00:06:19,045 I think they're cheaper. 75 00:06:19,212 --> 00:06:21,506 Next year we can put a notice in the bulletin... 76 00:06:21,673 --> 00:06:24,175 That people whose last names begin with a to k... 77 00:06:24,342 --> 00:06:28,013 Bring the newborns and I to z bring the bigger ones. Or vice versa. 78 00:06:28,179 --> 00:06:31,808 Whatever we give them, the girls at our ladies' shelter should be grateful. 79 00:06:31,975 --> 00:06:36,021 I mean, nobody told them to go and have babies without husbands. 80 00:06:38,648 --> 00:06:41,401 I remember his charity toward my family when Jack died. 81 00:06:42,193 --> 00:06:45,238 I didn't know how to pay the phone bill. Jackie did everything. 82 00:06:45,405 --> 00:06:47,574 - Here you go. - Thank you. 83 00:06:47,741 --> 00:06:52,913 Well, I pay bills, but other than that it's the same with Tony. 84 00:06:53,079 --> 00:06:56,416 Try to find out where the money is, how much we have... 85 00:06:56,583 --> 00:06:58,335 And I get such resistance. 86 00:06:58,501 --> 00:07:02,255 I didn't know what we had until after I buried Jackie. 87 00:07:02,422 --> 00:07:04,674 Well, was it enough? 88 00:07:05,300 --> 00:07:07,302 Sort of. 89 00:07:08,053 --> 00:07:10,055 Not really. 90 00:07:10,722 --> 00:07:13,350 How much is enough, anyway? 91 00:07:13,516 --> 00:07:17,687 I don't know, that's my point. Doesn't anything ever change? 92 00:07:17,854 --> 00:07:20,023 Women are supposed to be partners nowadays. 93 00:07:20,190 --> 00:07:23,860 I'm not a feminist, I'm not saying 50-50, but Jesus. 94 00:07:24,027 --> 00:07:27,530 You know, I put up with this goomar shit. Pardon my French. 95 00:07:27,697 --> 00:07:30,450 Well, I made my peace with it best I could, anyway. 96 00:07:30,700 --> 00:07:32,786 Isn't your cousin Brian handling your money? 97 00:07:32,953 --> 00:07:36,748 The big things, the investments. He's doing well too. 98 00:07:36,915 --> 00:07:39,125 You know, I do have to give Tony credit there. 99 00:07:39,292 --> 00:07:41,628 He did meet me halfway with that, god bless him. 100 00:07:41,795 --> 00:07:45,215 - Which was a big step for him. - Maybe you have nothing to worry about. 101 00:07:45,423 --> 00:07:49,970 I don't know. Tony pulls people into his circle, I don't know what to think. 102 00:07:50,261 --> 00:07:51,261 (Horse whinnying) 103 00:07:51,596 --> 00:07:53,390 Good girl. 104 00:07:54,474 --> 00:07:55,725 Titanium? 105 00:07:55,892 --> 00:07:59,145 Track's freezing up. It's too hard for aluminum. 106 00:07:59,771 --> 00:08:04,275 Well, whatever she's got on those feet, she's a winner. 107 00:08:04,442 --> 00:08:06,611 A little colicky? 108 00:08:06,778 --> 00:08:10,824 Yeah. You don't feel good, big girl? You big girl. 109 00:08:10,991 --> 00:08:14,160 Fuck this horse-whispering shit. 110 00:08:18,289 --> 00:08:22,168 What is this costing us? Oh, Tony, Valentina. 111 00:08:22,377 --> 00:08:24,129 - Valentina, Tony soprano. - Hi. 112 00:08:24,295 --> 00:08:29,009 She works in an art gallery. Helping me to enlarge my collection. 113 00:08:30,135 --> 00:08:33,680 And this, my chiquita banana, is pie-o-my. 114 00:08:33,930 --> 00:08:37,017 - She's beautiful. - There's no stopping this horse. 115 00:08:37,183 --> 00:08:41,271 - She's gonna go to the breeders'. - We'll do the geldings next, whitey. 116 00:08:41,438 --> 00:08:45,984 Hon, can you come here a sec? I think I have something in my eye. 117 00:08:46,943 --> 00:08:49,195 Let Dr. Ralphie have a look. 118 00:08:52,490 --> 00:08:56,453 - I don't see anything. - Maybe you need more light. 119 00:08:59,956 --> 00:09:01,958 The fuck? 120 00:09:02,125 --> 00:09:05,670 - I can't believe you did this to me. - It was a joke, hon. 121 00:09:05,879 --> 00:09:08,715 - Nothing funny about it. - There is from where I'm standing. 122 00:09:08,923 --> 00:09:11,217 Besides, it's good luck. 123 00:09:11,384 --> 00:09:14,512 - What? - It's good luck to step in horse shit. 124 00:09:14,679 --> 00:09:16,890 - Ask any horse person. - It's true. 125 00:09:17,057 --> 00:09:19,225 Then why aren't you walking around all day... 126 00:09:19,392 --> 00:09:21,561 Looking for horse shit to stomp around in? 127 00:09:21,728 --> 00:09:25,315 - It only works if it's an accident. - Fucking sick, all of youse. 128 00:09:25,482 --> 00:09:28,318 Fucko, where's the hose? 129 00:09:35,200 --> 00:09:39,162 You know, it can be risky trusting him to have a sense of humor. 130 00:09:39,412 --> 00:09:41,915 - Did you think it was funny? - What I think is funny... 131 00:09:42,082 --> 00:09:44,250 Is what an 8-year-old boy thinks is funny. 132 00:09:44,459 --> 00:09:47,754 - Having any fun yourself? - What, you taking a survey? 133 00:09:48,421 --> 00:09:51,216 - Have any interest in art? - Sure. The right thing, I do. 134 00:09:51,382 --> 00:09:54,552 There's an artist down in new hope, specializes in horses. 135 00:09:54,719 --> 00:09:57,263 Give him a photo, he paints a beautiful portrait. 136 00:09:57,514 --> 00:10:00,433 - It'd look great in your office. - Have a look at my office... 137 00:10:00,600 --> 00:10:04,020 - Before you make that call. - Think about it. If you're interested... 138 00:10:04,187 --> 00:10:06,356 Give me a call. 139 00:10:08,399 --> 00:10:09,901 "La Paz." 140 00:10:10,110 --> 00:10:12,028 - What's that, puerto rican? - Cubana. 141 00:10:12,195 --> 00:10:14,364 My mother was Italian. My father Cuban. 142 00:10:14,572 --> 00:10:17,242 You're a dangerous combination. 143 00:10:23,414 --> 00:10:25,542 She gorgeous or what? 144 00:10:26,084 --> 00:10:27,377 Sweet as sugar. 145 00:10:31,297 --> 00:10:34,467 If there is anything you need, anything at all, press this button. 146 00:10:34,634 --> 00:10:37,220 - Which one? - This one that I'm showing you. 147 00:10:37,595 --> 00:10:41,224 - Safety first. - A friend, Ms. Cirillo, might stop by. 148 00:10:41,391 --> 00:10:43,601 She said she wanted to see you before lunch. 149 00:10:43,893 --> 00:10:46,062 Oh, cookie. 150 00:10:50,984 --> 00:10:54,737 Look, just like home. They're gonna wait on you hand and foot around here. 151 00:10:55,446 --> 00:10:59,450 Benny, put the boxes in the closet. Oh, and go get the TV. 152 00:10:59,617 --> 00:11:01,911 The both of youse carry it. 153 00:11:02,954 --> 00:11:06,249 Come on, cowgirl. Let's go down to the Chuck wagon... 154 00:11:06,416 --> 00:11:08,835 And see what they're rustling up. 155 00:11:09,627 --> 00:11:14,674 - Paulie, did they bring my bathmat? - For the fifth time, ma, yes. 156 00:11:14,841 --> 00:11:17,302 Hey, look who's here to make you feel at home. 157 00:11:17,510 --> 00:11:21,347 - Cookie. Are you here too? - Not yet, but it's all paid for. 158 00:11:21,556 --> 00:11:25,101 - I'm gonna move in after my surgery. - Minn comes twice a week for lunch. 159 00:11:25,268 --> 00:11:28,521 And in the meantime she's one of the girls. 160 00:11:28,688 --> 00:11:32,942 - Look how you've grown up, Paulie. - I know. I don't understand it. 161 00:11:33,151 --> 00:11:35,653 When I was a kid, you two were old ladies. 162 00:11:35,862 --> 00:11:39,157 Now I'm old and you two are still old. 163 00:11:39,365 --> 00:11:41,868 So how's Chucky doing, anyway? Still teaching? 164 00:11:42,076 --> 00:11:45,538 He's been a high school principal for the last 10 years or so. 165 00:11:45,705 --> 00:11:48,499 - Bergen north. - He must give you a lot of happiness. 166 00:11:48,708 --> 00:11:52,712 - Except for that wife of his. - All you ever been was nice to her. 167 00:11:52,879 --> 00:11:56,049 - I know that. - Come on, girls. I'll take you to lunch. 168 00:11:56,216 --> 00:12:00,220 - I gotta use the wc. - She just went 10 minutes ago. 169 00:12:00,386 --> 00:12:03,806 Paulie, I don't want to embarrass your mother in the dining room... 170 00:12:03,973 --> 00:12:06,809 So make sure that she knows she can't sit with me... 171 00:12:07,018 --> 00:12:09,896 And minn and our other girls. 172 00:12:10,063 --> 00:12:12,523 - What are you talking about? - We're a set group. 173 00:12:12,690 --> 00:12:15,526 We eat together, we play scrabble for money... 174 00:12:15,693 --> 00:12:18,238 And there's really no room at either table. 175 00:12:18,738 --> 00:12:23,159 Come on now, cookie. I know you girls can work it out. 176 00:12:25,161 --> 00:12:27,205 (Movie playing loudly) 177 00:12:29,916 --> 00:12:31,376 Fucking amazing. 178 00:12:31,542 --> 00:12:34,420 This is how simple it is to change inputs. 179 00:12:34,545 --> 00:12:35,838 (Blues loudly playing) 180 00:12:35,922 --> 00:12:40,551 - Listen to that imaging in stereo mode. - It's like Clapton's there at your house. 181 00:12:55,900 --> 00:12:57,610 Tony. 182 00:12:58,361 --> 00:13:00,363 Great, huh? 183 00:13:00,780 --> 00:13:03,074 We can all watch movies as a family now. 184 00:13:03,241 --> 00:13:05,076 And listen to that. 185 00:13:05,243 --> 00:13:07,120 I think it's great. 186 00:13:07,287 --> 00:13:10,623 I'm going food shopping. Maybe I'll get in the bedroom. 187 00:13:11,082 --> 00:13:14,210 - What time you want me to wake you? - The movie. 188 00:13:14,711 --> 00:13:17,630 Oh, yeah. 189 00:13:17,797 --> 00:13:19,966 - Good. - Have fun. 190 00:13:32,937 --> 00:13:36,065 (Music still loudly playing) 191 00:13:54,792 --> 00:13:57,420 - Hello? - Mr. Bolton, please? 192 00:13:57,587 --> 00:13:59,922 - Chuck? - Richard. 193 00:14:00,089 --> 00:14:03,092 - Yeah, can you talk? - Yeah, I'm on a hotel phone. 194 00:14:03,259 --> 00:14:05,845 So how are you? What's going on? 195 00:14:06,012 --> 00:14:09,766 I found him, Chuck. I found the man who killed Helen. 196 00:14:09,932 --> 00:14:12,769 - What? - It was me they were after. 197 00:14:12,935 --> 00:14:15,438 Who? Who are they? 198 00:14:15,605 --> 00:14:18,858 Devlin macgregor and lentz. 199 00:14:19,025 --> 00:14:21,944 Lentz was supervising the protocol for rdu—qo. 200 00:14:22,111 --> 00:14:26,324 He knew I found out it was causing liver damage. It was lentz. 201 00:14:27,325 --> 00:14:29,994 Richard, lentz is dead. 202 00:14:30,620 --> 00:14:32,955 What? How? 203 00:14:33,164 --> 00:14:36,501 He died in a car accident last summer. 204 00:14:36,667 --> 00:14:39,212 - Richard? - Yeah. 205 00:14:39,379 --> 00:14:41,964 Can you prove this about the drug? 206 00:14:42,131 --> 00:14:43,633 Yeah, I think so. 207 00:14:45,218 --> 00:14:47,970 I need your help, Chuck. Call bones at the hospital... 208 00:14:48,137 --> 00:14:50,390 Tell him to give me whatever help I need. 209 00:14:50,640 --> 00:14:52,683 Beautiful-looking animal. 210 00:14:52,850 --> 00:14:56,229 Great definition, carriage. 211 00:14:57,021 --> 00:14:59,315 I'd love to paint her. 212 00:14:59,482 --> 00:15:01,484 Good, good. 213 00:15:01,651 --> 00:15:04,070 But what about this deadbeat? 214 00:15:04,320 --> 00:15:06,239 There's no problem cropping you both out. 215 00:15:06,572 --> 00:15:09,242 We could set her in front of the rail at the track... 216 00:15:09,409 --> 00:15:13,204 Or if you'd prefer something more pastoral, we can place her in a Meadow. 217 00:15:13,371 --> 00:15:16,916 I don't know about that, but can you leave me in there and crop him out? 218 00:15:17,166 --> 00:15:20,795 Easy. And frankly, it would be better. Composition-wise. 219 00:15:21,587 --> 00:15:23,798 Go for the pastoral, much more dignified. 220 00:15:24,006 --> 00:15:27,051 - And it comes framed? - Exactly as you see that one. 221 00:15:27,885 --> 00:15:30,596 Six thousand five hundred. 222 00:15:33,224 --> 00:15:35,226 All right, you got a deal. 223 00:15:37,812 --> 00:15:40,356 - To pie-o-mine. - My. 224 00:15:40,523 --> 00:15:44,944 - Your what? - No, no, no, the name. It's "pie-o-my." 225 00:15:45,945 --> 00:15:47,738 (Glasses clinking) 226 00:15:49,949 --> 00:15:51,909 I'll give you the whole thing now. 227 00:15:56,873 --> 00:15:58,291 There. 228 00:15:58,458 --> 00:16:02,211 I'd better get your receipt. I'll just be a minute. 229 00:16:06,757 --> 00:16:09,302 Let's not forget to drink to the beautiful sefiorita... 230 00:16:09,469 --> 00:16:11,554 Whose idea this was in the first place. 231 00:16:11,721 --> 00:16:14,307 I bet you say that to all the girls. 232 00:16:14,474 --> 00:16:17,643 There's not that many. To tell the truth, the ones that there are... 233 00:16:17,810 --> 00:16:19,228 They don't got many ideas. 234 00:16:19,812 --> 00:16:23,399 We should probably start heading back soon. 235 00:16:23,608 --> 00:16:25,485 Yeah. 236 00:16:26,819 --> 00:16:30,740 - On the way we could stop and eat. - Yeah, we could definitely stop. 237 00:16:32,617 --> 00:16:34,118 (Moaning) 238 00:16:35,995 --> 00:16:37,622 - Like that. - Oh, yeah, so nice. 239 00:16:37,788 --> 00:16:40,666 - Just like that. - Yeah, that's so good. 240 00:16:42,919 --> 00:16:44,170 (Moaning) 241 00:17:07,276 --> 00:17:09,445 Come on, let me up. 242 00:17:09,654 --> 00:17:11,197 Let me up. 243 00:17:40,017 --> 00:17:41,519 You can see cows from in there. 244 00:17:41,727 --> 00:17:45,231 Sit down and eat before it gets any colder. 245 00:17:55,324 --> 00:17:59,370 - Looks good, doesn't it? - Mine needed salt. 246 00:18:01,163 --> 00:18:05,418 Jesus-fucking-Christ, these fucking Hicks can't even get this right. 247 00:18:10,172 --> 00:18:12,091 You did this? 248 00:18:12,341 --> 00:18:14,260 Oh, that's very mature. 249 00:18:15,886 --> 00:18:17,013 It's not funny. 250 00:18:17,221 --> 00:18:19,265 I thought you had an 8-year-old sense of humor. 251 00:18:19,473 --> 00:18:21,767 Come here and give me a kiss. 252 00:18:22,935 --> 00:18:25,354 I'm eating. 253 00:18:28,065 --> 00:18:29,692 Not anymore, you're not. 254 00:18:34,530 --> 00:18:37,783 What if I promise to be good? 255 00:18:37,992 --> 00:18:39,910 How good? 256 00:18:41,370 --> 00:18:43,122 Good. 257 00:18:53,716 --> 00:18:54,258 (Gasp) 258 00:18:54,300 --> 00:18:57,386 Shit, I lost a nail. 259 00:19:01,891 --> 00:19:06,896 We will not be mentioning anything about any of this to Ralph. 260 00:19:08,272 --> 00:19:11,442 I'll take it. Can you send it to this person here? 261 00:19:11,942 --> 00:19:14,070 Sure. You want to include a card with this? 262 00:19:14,236 --> 00:19:15,821 Yeah. 263 00:19:28,668 --> 00:19:30,920 Let me have another one. 264 00:19:39,970 --> 00:19:43,808 Round and round she goes. Where she stops, nobody knows. 265 00:19:43,974 --> 00:19:46,477 Place your bets. Be a winner. 266 00:19:49,605 --> 00:19:53,317 - I'll take another card. - Are you sure, dear? 267 00:19:55,861 --> 00:20:00,199 For the love of god, nucci, how could you hit on 18? 268 00:20:01,951 --> 00:20:03,869 Give me another one. 269 00:20:05,705 --> 00:20:09,625 That should've been my card. I could've had 21. 270 00:20:10,459 --> 00:20:13,129 I was hoping for a three. 271 00:20:13,295 --> 00:20:16,716 I'm not sure you understand the fine points. 272 00:20:16,882 --> 00:20:19,885 Maybe you ought to play roulette. It's right over there. 273 00:20:24,890 --> 00:20:29,562 Round and round she goes, where she stops, nobody knows. Place your... 274 00:20:33,899 --> 00:20:35,776 (Singing in shower) 275 00:21:05,264 --> 00:21:07,933 Goddamn it, Tony! 276 00:21:18,402 --> 00:21:20,905 You did that to me on our honeymoon. 277 00:21:21,071 --> 00:21:24,074 I didn't like it and you promised you'd never do it again. 278 00:21:24,450 --> 00:21:27,119 - It's just cold water. - Well, it's really unpleasant. 279 00:21:27,286 --> 00:21:30,164 - Do you remember promising me? - You could do it back to me. 280 00:21:30,372 --> 00:21:33,042 - I don't wanna do it back to you. - Why not? It's fun. 281 00:21:33,250 --> 00:21:35,669 - Do you remember promising me? - Yeah, so what? 282 00:21:35,878 --> 00:21:39,965 So? This is one promise I would like you to keep. 283 00:21:44,220 --> 00:21:45,971 Whatever. 284 00:21:57,149 --> 00:21:58,149 (Door slamming) 285 00:22:06,992 --> 00:22:10,496 - This can't be Paulie. - Chucky? 286 00:22:10,704 --> 00:22:13,624 Come here, you pizza-face son of a son of a gun, you. 287 00:22:13,791 --> 00:22:17,253 Oh, god. Mr. Van kowenberg, what'd we say about those shoes? 288 00:22:17,837 --> 00:22:21,006 The laces are in my locker. I was gonna get them after study hall. 289 00:22:21,215 --> 00:22:22,842 Get them now. 290 00:22:26,846 --> 00:22:28,848 Come on, Paulie. 291 00:22:32,518 --> 00:22:35,521 Hard to believe it's been so long. 292 00:22:35,729 --> 00:22:38,023 This is for you. 293 00:22:39,441 --> 00:22:42,111 That's a nice gesture, Paul. 294 00:22:42,278 --> 00:22:45,322 - I really can't. - Go on, I got lots of them. 295 00:22:45,489 --> 00:22:47,533 You can't insult me. 296 00:22:51,453 --> 00:22:54,039 - No more glasses. - I had the Lasik. 297 00:22:54,248 --> 00:22:57,543 - And your face cleared up pretty good. - Cleared up in 10th grade. 298 00:22:57,710 --> 00:23:01,380 See, there you go. Ninth was my last. 299 00:23:01,422 --> 00:23:02,506 (Laughing) 300 00:23:07,887 --> 00:23:11,307 So did your mom tell you I saw her over at green grove? 301 00:23:11,473 --> 00:23:15,019 - She sees quite a bit of your mother. - Well, that's just it, Chucky. 302 00:23:15,394 --> 00:23:19,481 They're both residents, but there seems to be an exclusion. 303 00:23:19,648 --> 00:23:21,066 I don't blame your mother. 304 00:23:21,233 --> 00:23:25,571 I blame that minnie matrone. She's a malignant cunt. 305 00:23:26,739 --> 00:23:28,490 Excuse me for saying so. 306 00:23:28,657 --> 00:23:31,410 She eggs your mother on and she don't even live there. 307 00:23:31,577 --> 00:23:35,205 - I'm not sure I understand. - I'm just asking you to talk to your ma. 308 00:23:35,372 --> 00:23:37,917 See if she can include my ma in more with the group. 309 00:23:39,293 --> 00:23:43,339 It won't do much good. Now, you know how these old gals are. 310 00:23:43,797 --> 00:23:46,091 All I'm trying to do is pay my ma back... 311 00:23:46,425 --> 00:23:48,928 For when I was a kid and got into so much trouble. 312 00:23:49,178 --> 00:23:51,931 She went to bat for me how many times? With the nuns. 313 00:23:52,097 --> 00:23:54,767 With the store owners up and down 13th street. 314 00:23:54,934 --> 00:23:58,896 And let's face it, Chucky, with the cops. 315 00:23:59,939 --> 00:24:02,066 For all the bad I did... 316 00:24:02,232 --> 00:24:05,110 Hell, I'm still capable if I don't watch myself. 317 00:24:05,527 --> 00:24:08,614 But with all of that she always had my back. 318 00:24:11,700 --> 00:24:15,537 I'll talk to my ma, see what she says, but like I said... 319 00:24:15,704 --> 00:24:20,125 - Whatever you can do. - All right. Take care, all right? 320 00:24:55,995 --> 00:24:59,164 Ale was always served in pints and quarts... 321 00:24:59,373 --> 00:25:04,503 So "mind your p's and q s means watch your alcohol consumption. 322 00:25:04,670 --> 00:25:06,338 I'll be right back. 323 00:25:06,505 --> 00:25:09,967 Holy cow. So there's an origin for everything? 324 00:25:11,093 --> 00:25:14,471 - What's up? - A little business. 325 00:25:14,680 --> 00:25:18,350 - Like what? - Why, you wanna hear this? 326 00:25:19,435 --> 00:25:21,645 Well, we decided to give a bigger percentage... 327 00:25:21,812 --> 00:25:23,814 To the union guys than the customs guys. 328 00:25:24,273 --> 00:25:27,484 You're shitting me, right? That's what you guys came up with? 329 00:25:27,693 --> 00:25:30,362 - Everybody seemed pleased. - Goddamn it, I'm gonna have... 330 00:25:30,529 --> 00:25:32,865 To go there and do a go-see with everybody... 331 00:25:33,032 --> 00:25:37,202 From the harbor master on down. Which is what I was trying to avoid. 332 00:25:37,369 --> 00:25:39,538 You want it renegotiated, that's what we'll do. 333 00:25:39,705 --> 00:25:41,290 Don't make me go to Perth amboy. 334 00:25:41,498 --> 00:25:45,544 I'm trying to free myself up to do a little global thinking. 335 00:25:46,170 --> 00:25:48,005 Right. 336 00:25:57,139 --> 00:26:00,726 - So, girls, what's it gonna be? - I'll have what I always have. 337 00:26:01,226 --> 00:26:04,938 Chicken Mario? Fifteen years of chicken Mario. 338 00:26:05,147 --> 00:26:06,940 Can't you try the veal chop for once? 339 00:26:07,149 --> 00:26:09,526 Why are you giving me a hard time? I like chicken. 340 00:26:09,735 --> 00:26:12,362 - Hello, beautiful people. - Oh, look who it is. 341 00:26:12,571 --> 00:26:13,906 - Hey, ton. - Hi, how are you? 342 00:26:14,073 --> 00:26:17,159 - Remember Valentina? - Yeah, nice to see you again. 343 00:26:17,367 --> 00:26:21,080 - Yeah, same here. - You pulled that horse shit stunt? 344 00:26:21,163 --> 00:26:22,289 (Laughing) 345 00:26:23,415 --> 00:26:25,667 We're gonna have some steaks. 346 00:26:26,543 --> 00:26:28,754 - I'll have a steak. - You don't need a steak. 347 00:26:28,962 --> 00:26:31,840 - I know I don't need a steak. - Do me a favor... 348 00:26:32,007 --> 00:26:34,676 Don't fuck with the salt shaker. 349 00:26:37,596 --> 00:26:39,264 - You like the sole? - Scampi for me. 350 00:26:39,598 --> 00:26:40,974 Chrissy. 351 00:26:41,183 --> 00:26:43,685 Oh, I don't know, give me... 352 00:26:43,852 --> 00:26:46,188 Come on, you're getting anorexic over there. 353 00:26:46,355 --> 00:26:49,441 I'm gonna go... I gotta make a call. Okay? 354 00:26:49,608 --> 00:26:51,443 You're wasting away, you know. 355 00:26:51,610 --> 00:26:53,737 Come on, what are you gonna do? 356 00:26:56,198 --> 00:26:57,574 Here. 357 00:26:59,409 --> 00:27:02,621 - No, no, no, you keep it. - I don't want your consolation prize. 358 00:27:02,788 --> 00:27:04,790 Bet you have a standing order at the store. 359 00:27:04,998 --> 00:27:07,960 - I gotta be getting back to my table. - What, to the blond? 360 00:27:08,127 --> 00:27:11,964 Does she fuck you better than me? Suck your dick better than me? 361 00:27:14,049 --> 00:27:15,049 (Laughs) 362 00:27:19,638 --> 00:27:21,306 Come on. 363 00:27:27,646 --> 00:27:30,774 Really, Tony, just tell me. How come I can't see you again? 364 00:27:30,983 --> 00:27:33,485 - You fuck Ralph. - You got morals all of a sudden? 365 00:27:33,652 --> 00:27:35,237 No morals, but I do got rules. 366 00:27:35,529 --> 00:27:38,824 Some dago macho bullshit about, "don't fuck your friend's girlfriend"? 367 00:27:39,032 --> 00:27:40,993 Yeah, that. 368 00:27:41,285 --> 00:27:44,163 - But not just that. - Then what? 369 00:27:48,417 --> 00:27:51,670 Look, that day in the countryside, that was... 370 00:27:52,671 --> 00:27:55,632 - It was great. - Did I do something wrong? I'll fix it. 371 00:27:55,841 --> 00:27:59,136 No, you can't fix the shit I'm talking about. 372 00:28:01,180 --> 00:28:03,265 I just don't wanna be where Ralph has been. 373 00:28:03,473 --> 00:28:06,185 - You prick. - A one-time thing is one thing... 374 00:28:06,351 --> 00:28:10,647 But to get into a relationship? I gotta get back to my dinner. 375 00:28:11,190 --> 00:28:14,359 You don't know anything. Let me tell you what's really going on. 376 00:28:14,610 --> 00:28:19,448 He doesn't fuck me. I swear to god, he's some kind of freak or something. 377 00:28:19,656 --> 00:28:23,285 - You two don't have sex? - No. Well... 378 00:28:23,452 --> 00:28:26,496 - Sort of, yeah, but not... - All right, have a nice life. 379 00:28:26,705 --> 00:28:30,125 Go ahead. Go ahead, you go back first, I'll wait a minute. 380 00:28:30,292 --> 00:28:32,628 We shouldn't go back together. 381 00:28:39,885 --> 00:28:42,095 - Everything come out all right? - Yeah, yeah. 382 00:28:42,804 --> 00:28:44,640 How you doing? 383 00:28:46,391 --> 00:28:48,185 - You want red, right? - Right. 384 00:28:56,235 --> 00:28:58,153 (Book hitting wall) 385 00:29:54,334 --> 00:29:56,211 (Metal hitting metal) 386 00:30:06,555 --> 00:30:07,555 (Phone ringing) 387 00:30:12,769 --> 00:30:15,939 - Yeah. - Tony. It's me, Valentina. 388 00:30:16,148 --> 00:30:19,776 - You got no reason to be calling me. - I have to tell you everything. 389 00:30:19,943 --> 00:30:22,988 I mean, I didn't want to tell you before because it's just so... 390 00:30:23,196 --> 00:30:25,115 - Embarrassing. - Where are you? 391 00:30:25,282 --> 00:30:27,326 - I'm at Ralph 's. - Oh, Christ. 392 00:30:27,492 --> 00:30:30,120 No, no, it's okay. 393 00:30:30,287 --> 00:30:32,956 He left. Tony... 394 00:30:33,123 --> 00:30:36,918 Ralph does not have sex like other people. Regular people. 395 00:30:37,085 --> 00:30:40,172 It's all some kind of kinky shit. Believe me, I am not hung up. 396 00:30:40,339 --> 00:30:44,760 I've done a lot. I've done girls, I've done threesomes and I've done... 397 00:30:44,926 --> 00:30:47,512 - With him? - No, Tony, please just listen. 398 00:30:47,721 --> 00:30:50,182 Ralph is loco. For real, okay? 399 00:30:50,349 --> 00:30:53,268 He just makes me do stuff, not really even sexual. 400 00:30:53,477 --> 00:30:56,813 Last night I just wanted him to fuck me so I could get back at you... 401 00:30:56,980 --> 00:31:00,275 But all he wanted me to do was drip candle wax on his balls. 402 00:31:00,484 --> 00:31:02,819 Then he went into the bathroom and jerked off. 403 00:31:03,028 --> 00:31:05,238 Now, I don't call that having sex with someone. 404 00:31:05,447 --> 00:31:08,742 - Oh, Jesus h. Christ... - Last week, I swear to god... 405 00:31:08,950 --> 00:31:11,661 He told me to rub his dick raw with a cheese grater. 406 00:31:11,870 --> 00:31:15,374 - Get the fuck out of here. - I wouldn't do it. I told him to fuck off. 407 00:31:15,540 --> 00:31:16,708 (Door opening) 408 00:31:18,043 --> 00:31:21,713 - My accountant is here. - Will you call me? 409 00:31:21,880 --> 00:31:23,715 I gotta go. 410 00:31:26,676 --> 00:31:28,553 Mozzarella. 411 00:31:31,264 --> 00:31:35,060 Let me ask you a question. You think Ralph's a little... 412 00:31:35,227 --> 00:31:38,063 - Weird about women? - I don't know, ton. 413 00:31:38,855 --> 00:31:42,901 I mean, he beat one to death just for... 414 00:31:44,736 --> 00:31:46,571 I forget. Why was it again? 415 00:31:47,030 --> 00:31:50,992 - Maybe you're feeling guilty. - I don't see that. 416 00:31:52,577 --> 00:31:55,247 - Why would I? - Because he's a friend of yours... 417 00:31:55,414 --> 00:31:58,291 And you're cuckolding him. 418 00:31:58,500 --> 00:32:01,503 Cuckolding is when a man has an affair with another's wife. 419 00:32:01,711 --> 00:32:03,797 She's not his wife anyway. She's his goomar. 420 00:32:04,005 --> 00:32:08,051 - And therefore has no status whatever. - Goomars have status. 421 00:32:08,218 --> 00:32:11,555 I mean, it's not like in the old days when a man had a wife... 422 00:32:11,721 --> 00:32:13,890 And then sort of a second wife. 423 00:32:14,057 --> 00:32:16,768 Used to be the men would take out their wives on Fridays... 424 00:32:16,935 --> 00:32:21,356 And their goomars on Saturdays. Or maybe it's the other way around. 425 00:32:21,606 --> 00:32:25,944 Anyway, when I came up it wasn't so formal. 426 00:32:26,111 --> 00:32:28,738 A business associate of mine's got two full families. 427 00:32:28,905 --> 00:32:31,867 One up here, one down in sea girt. 428 00:32:32,033 --> 00:32:34,953 And the second wife busts his balls identical to the first. 429 00:32:35,120 --> 00:32:38,373 Sounds like a complicated arrangement. 430 00:32:39,040 --> 00:32:41,793 - I'm afraid our time is up. - Just give me another minute. 431 00:32:41,960 --> 00:32:44,379 - I have a patient waiting. - Well, let them wait. 432 00:32:44,546 --> 00:32:47,257 You make me wait out there all the time. 433 00:32:47,841 --> 00:32:50,385 Just wanna ask you if it's possible for a man... 434 00:32:50,552 --> 00:32:54,097 To go out with a woman without really doing anything with them. 435 00:32:54,306 --> 00:33:00,103 - You'll have to be more specific. - He likes them to hurt him. And that's it. 436 00:33:01,104 --> 00:33:03,815 And then he goes and he... 437 00:33:03,982 --> 00:33:07,486 Takes care of himself. His own needs. 438 00:33:07,736 --> 00:33:11,156 - He sounds like a textbook masochist. - Like s & m. 439 00:33:11,406 --> 00:33:14,075 The "m" part, yes. 440 00:33:14,242 --> 00:33:17,454 I thought all that stuff was just, like, a run-up to the act. 441 00:33:17,662 --> 00:33:22,626 That's the case for many people. But not for people with paraphilias. 442 00:33:22,792 --> 00:33:25,837 For them, receiving pain, being humiliated... 443 00:33:26,004 --> 00:33:30,342 Becomes in and of itself the sexual release. 444 00:33:30,509 --> 00:33:35,138 Like many other things, we believe it's rooted in childhood. 445 00:33:35,347 --> 00:33:38,266 - We can continue this next week. - Just one more second. 446 00:33:38,433 --> 00:33:41,269 I received regular beatings when I was a kid... 447 00:33:41,436 --> 00:33:43,355 But I'm not looking for some woman... 448 00:33:43,522 --> 00:33:46,107 To hook up jumper cables to my private parts. 449 00:33:46,316 --> 00:33:48,485 It's not a simple one-to-one. 450 00:33:48,652 --> 00:33:52,280 More than likely he had a controlling and punishing mother. 451 00:33:52,489 --> 00:33:55,534 She loved him, but showed it only in connection... 452 00:33:55,700 --> 00:33:59,788 With some sort of violent or abusive act. 453 00:34:00,163 --> 00:34:04,167 Is everything about everybody really about their mothers? 454 00:34:07,295 --> 00:34:09,673 All right, back to the other thing. 455 00:34:09,881 --> 00:34:13,468 If a guy like that is going out with a woman... 456 00:34:13,635 --> 00:34:17,180 He could technically not have penisary contact with her vulva. 457 00:34:17,389 --> 00:34:19,057 It sounds like you're asking me... 458 00:34:19,224 --> 00:34:23,353 For personal information I really can't give you. 459 00:34:38,535 --> 00:34:41,371 Good morning, pickwick framing. 460 00:34:43,415 --> 00:34:45,208 Hello? 461 00:34:45,417 --> 00:34:47,252 Hello? 462 00:34:55,010 --> 00:34:57,220 It's heartbreaking to hear those women talk... 463 00:34:57,387 --> 00:35:00,098 About what they were and what they are going through. 464 00:35:00,265 --> 00:35:05,061 The second woman, Joan, her case is really not very unusual. 465 00:35:05,270 --> 00:35:07,105 Her husband was the financial planner. 466 00:35:07,272 --> 00:35:10,942 She really did not have much involvement in the finances at the home. 467 00:35:11,693 --> 00:35:14,529 - What are your thoughts? - Women tend to have the feeling... 468 00:35:14,696 --> 00:35:18,116 That they're not confident. Men tend to be overconfident, actually... 469 00:35:18,283 --> 00:35:21,411 In the financial area. Women have to take responsibility... 470 00:35:21,578 --> 00:35:24,539 And have to accept the fact that something like this... 471 00:35:25,540 --> 00:35:27,876 (Tony singing in shower) 472 00:35:32,797 --> 00:35:35,717 You have to have a plan if your husband doesn't come home... 473 00:35:35,884 --> 00:35:37,427 And you have to do the finances. 474 00:35:58,990 --> 00:36:01,034 (Rustling around with bag) 475 00:36:16,174 --> 00:36:20,011 You gotta get up, ma. You can't lie there day and night. 476 00:36:20,178 --> 00:36:22,847 I wanna go home. 477 00:36:23,765 --> 00:36:27,644 There is no more home, ma. We sold it. You know that. 478 00:36:27,811 --> 00:36:32,023 They keep making me eat all alone. That's that cookie and minn. 479 00:36:32,315 --> 00:36:34,192 I tried to be so nice. 480 00:36:34,693 --> 00:36:38,446 I bought cookie a card from the gift shop downstairs. 481 00:36:38,613 --> 00:36:42,367 I cared enough and I sent the very best. 482 00:36:42,534 --> 00:36:45,954 Don't you worry, ma. I'm gonna talk to the social director. 483 00:36:46,121 --> 00:36:48,373 She's the one to straighten this all out. 484 00:36:48,581 --> 00:36:51,209 But in the meantime, maybe you can make new friends. 485 00:36:51,710 --> 00:36:54,212 But you gotta get up out of bed. At least sit up. 486 00:37:16,109 --> 00:37:17,360 You can't let it get to you. 487 00:37:17,819 --> 00:37:19,738 My brother lived a full life, 488 00:37:20,405 --> 00:37:22,157 he had lots of women. 489 00:37:23,408 --> 00:37:25,076 That's the best you can hope for. 490 00:37:25,994 --> 00:37:28,163 You gonna stay around awhile? 491 00:37:31,249 --> 00:37:32,876 Since I left for america... 492 00:37:33,918 --> 00:37:35,044 All I thought about... 493 00:37:35,211 --> 00:37:36,546 Was coming back here. 494 00:37:37,756 --> 00:37:39,674 When I saw Naples from the airplane... 495 00:37:40,550 --> 00:37:42,510 I got a hard on. 496 00:37:43,261 --> 00:37:45,430 What do you expect? It's home. 497 00:37:47,140 --> 00:37:48,349 I don't know, anymore. 498 00:37:49,517 --> 00:37:51,770 Even the San gennaro cathedral. 499 00:37:52,604 --> 00:37:54,063 I went to pray for my father. 500 00:37:54,439 --> 00:37:57,233 There were hamburger wrappers everywhere... 501 00:37:57,776 --> 00:38:00,904 I don't think it's litter that's got you turned around. 502 00:38:03,448 --> 00:38:04,657 There's a woman. 503 00:38:05,742 --> 00:38:08,203 So... go home to her. 504 00:38:08,369 --> 00:38:10,413 You did the duties of a son. 505 00:38:12,332 --> 00:38:13,625 She's the Don's wife. 506 00:38:15,251 --> 00:38:16,544 Soprano? 507 00:38:16,753 --> 00:38:17,921 He doesn't know. 508 00:38:18,129 --> 00:38:19,506 You fucking her? 509 00:38:19,672 --> 00:38:20,715 No. 510 00:38:20,882 --> 00:38:23,259 I'm not even sure that she knows. 511 00:38:24,928 --> 00:38:26,638 I never even kissed her. 512 00:38:26,805 --> 00:38:28,973 Good, so you stay away. 513 00:38:29,140 --> 00:38:31,142 No harm done. 514 00:38:31,351 --> 00:38:32,977 I don't know if I can. 515 00:38:33,144 --> 00:38:34,145 I love her. 516 00:38:34,395 --> 00:38:36,064 You fucking crazy? 517 00:38:36,231 --> 00:38:39,025 All the shit I pulled in my life, 518 00:38:39,234 --> 00:38:41,653 I never fucked the boss's wife. 519 00:38:42,320 --> 00:38:43,988 You know why? You know why? 520 00:38:44,447 --> 00:38:46,074 Stop the rhetorical questions. 521 00:38:46,324 --> 00:38:49,494 Because I know he would kill me if he found out. 522 00:38:50,411 --> 00:38:52,455 And they always find out everything, these bosses. 523 00:38:53,998 --> 00:38:55,625 (Cell ringing) 524 00:38:57,794 --> 00:38:59,003 Hello... 525 00:38:59,170 --> 00:39:00,255 Hold on. 526 00:39:00,421 --> 00:39:01,881 I have to take this. My lawyer. 527 00:39:03,424 --> 00:39:05,134 The only way you could have her 528 00:39:05,301 --> 00:39:06,928 is if you killed the man. 529 00:39:07,595 --> 00:39:08,596 I know this. 530 00:39:08,763 --> 00:39:11,391 Eh, so? Don't be an idiot. 531 00:39:12,642 --> 00:39:15,937 (Speaking Italian) 532 00:39:26,281 --> 00:39:28,700 In my opinion, this is one of the closest things... 533 00:39:28,867 --> 00:39:31,286 We're gonna find in Naples to what you should open. 534 00:39:31,494 --> 00:39:36,833 It's an all-day snack shop, pizzeria, friggitoria and rosticceria. 535 00:39:37,000 --> 00:39:39,210 Roast shop, fry shop, pizza shop. 536 00:39:39,377 --> 00:39:42,046 Here are four examples... 537 00:39:42,213 --> 00:39:46,134 Of the classic neapolitan pride. 538 00:39:48,887 --> 00:39:51,598 (Ethnic Italian music) 539 00:39:57,604 --> 00:40:00,773 Dipped in a light batter, fried till very, very crisp. 540 00:40:00,940 --> 00:40:03,318 We've got those zucchini flowers. Recognize those? 541 00:40:03,735 --> 00:40:06,446 We're bringing her back to the track in two weeks. 542 00:40:06,613 --> 00:40:09,365 Lois says she's ready to race. 543 00:40:09,616 --> 00:40:12,619 - Thanks. - Thanks, hon. 544 00:40:13,244 --> 00:40:15,371 I like my drink with extra olives. 545 00:40:15,538 --> 00:40:18,833 You should know how your regular customers like their drinks. 546 00:40:19,000 --> 00:40:22,045 My regular customers are the ones who pay. 547 00:40:22,253 --> 00:40:24,881 I'll get you your olives. 548 00:40:26,424 --> 00:40:27,424 (Door closing) 549 00:40:27,759 --> 00:40:31,179 - What do you have to give her shit for? - She likes it. It's banter. 550 00:40:31,512 --> 00:40:33,765 I don't think she likes it. Or you. 551 00:40:33,932 --> 00:40:38,811 I don't give a flying fuck, my brother, what any little slit thinks of me. 552 00:40:41,105 --> 00:40:43,691 Does that include...? 553 00:40:43,858 --> 00:40:45,234 - What's her name? - Who? 554 00:40:45,401 --> 00:40:49,447 - You brought her to the stables. - Oh, Valentina. 555 00:40:50,323 --> 00:40:52,784 Her especially. And her I'm crazy about. 556 00:40:53,284 --> 00:40:55,370 I'm telling you, this broad knows things. 557 00:40:55,578 --> 00:40:59,958 I've never been fucked so long or so good. 558 00:41:00,583 --> 00:41:02,794 I may have to marry her. 559 00:41:03,670 --> 00:41:05,213 (Door opening) 560 00:41:06,839 --> 00:41:11,260 - These enough? - You know, no reason to be snotty. 561 00:41:11,427 --> 00:41:14,389 My dear departed mother used to say: 562 00:41:14,555 --> 00:41:19,435 "You catch more flies with honey than you can with vinegar." 563 00:41:21,938 --> 00:41:26,192 Well, mine always told me not to let myself be talked down to by losers. 564 00:41:26,359 --> 00:41:30,405 She said you could tell everything about a man by the way he treats women. 565 00:41:38,830 --> 00:41:41,708 - You ever think about your mother? - She's dead. 566 00:41:41,916 --> 00:41:44,043 You two didn't get along very well, right? 567 00:41:44,210 --> 00:41:46,838 She had her demanding ways. 568 00:41:48,131 --> 00:41:51,384 - When you were a kid did she ever...? - No, I gotta go. 569 00:41:52,218 --> 00:41:55,346 The mambo queen awaits. 570 00:41:56,097 --> 00:41:57,432 (Door opening) 571 00:41:59,058 --> 00:42:02,103 I'm sorry your mom's having a difficult adjustment period. Sit. 572 00:42:02,270 --> 00:42:06,065 It's not her. It's the rest of them. They single her out. 573 00:42:06,232 --> 00:42:10,903 Sometimes I think this place is like high school with wheelchairs. 574 00:42:11,070 --> 00:42:14,240 Tell your mother to be patient. Things will settle down. 575 00:42:14,615 --> 00:42:17,201 All right, I'll talk to her again... 576 00:42:17,368 --> 00:42:20,455 But what the hell are you gonna do for us? What we pay here. 577 00:42:20,621 --> 00:42:22,790 I'm speaking from years of experience. 578 00:42:23,124 --> 00:42:26,169 Your mother's going to have to learn to accept responsibility... 579 00:42:26,377 --> 00:42:29,213 - For her own behavior. - Like what? 580 00:42:29,505 --> 00:42:31,299 Go ahead. 581 00:42:31,716 --> 00:42:35,136 For one thing, she cries a lot. 582 00:42:35,303 --> 00:42:37,221 She's always in tears. 583 00:42:37,388 --> 00:42:41,350 At mass, in the exercise room, at music appreciation. 584 00:42:41,517 --> 00:42:44,937 - She's got a big heart. - Let me finish. 585 00:42:45,229 --> 00:42:48,066 She doesn't always put her teeth in. 586 00:42:48,232 --> 00:42:50,693 The girls don't like that. 587 00:42:50,902 --> 00:42:54,906 - This is not good. - Right. Also, she's a tattletale. 588 00:42:55,073 --> 00:42:57,617 She tells on other girls for the slightest infraction. 589 00:42:57,909 --> 00:43:01,454 She's just not very adept at making friends. 590 00:43:01,662 --> 00:43:03,873 She's gonna have to make more of an effort. 591 00:43:04,040 --> 00:43:07,001 You might want to talk to her about this. 592 00:43:22,225 --> 00:43:23,643 (Phone ringing) 593 00:43:28,481 --> 00:43:30,316 - Hello? - Hey, did conny contino... 594 00:43:30,483 --> 00:43:32,026 Get those washing machines? 595 00:43:32,235 --> 00:43:34,362 I don't understand. You want to know this? 596 00:43:34,529 --> 00:43:36,614 You go back on everything sil and me settle. 597 00:43:36,823 --> 00:43:38,258 Oh, I don't got a right to be concerned? 598 00:43:38,282 --> 00:43:38,950 (Cell ringing) 599 00:43:38,991 --> 00:43:40,284 Hold on. Hold on. 600 00:43:44,705 --> 00:43:46,874 - Go. - Long time no see. 601 00:43:48,709 --> 00:43:50,545 - Is this you? - I am me. 602 00:43:50,753 --> 00:43:52,964 - Yeah, well, I've been busy. - I forgive you. 603 00:43:53,172 --> 00:43:56,217 When can I see you? I've got something to tell you. 604 00:43:56,384 --> 00:43:58,886 - I told you the situation. - Come on, Tony. 605 00:43:59,053 --> 00:44:02,598 Just for a coffee or a drink or something. 606 00:44:03,766 --> 00:44:07,687 All right. You know the coach house on route 21 in passaic? 607 00:44:07,895 --> 00:44:10,648 - No, but I can find it. - Can you be there by noon? 608 00:44:11,065 --> 00:44:15,153 - Nothing could keep me away. - All right, I'll see you there. 609 00:44:19,907 --> 00:44:22,577 All right, I want to see you and sil this afternoon. 610 00:44:22,785 --> 00:44:25,246 Two o'clock, at the other place. 611 00:44:25,538 --> 00:44:27,290 (Bell ringing) 612 00:44:31,627 --> 00:44:33,212 (Crashing of goods) 613 00:44:54,192 --> 00:44:57,570 So sorry I'm late, I had to make up this whole thing at work. 614 00:44:57,737 --> 00:44:59,405 - All right. - What can I get for you? 615 00:44:59,572 --> 00:45:01,866 Evian or whatever. 616 00:45:02,241 --> 00:45:03,241 (Catching breath) 617 00:45:03,284 --> 00:45:08,247 So I'm here. What's this big thing you have to tell me? 618 00:45:09,707 --> 00:45:12,293 I broke up with Ralph. 619 00:45:12,793 --> 00:45:15,922 - When? - Last night. I just couldn't take it. 620 00:45:16,088 --> 00:45:19,467 - He brought out this leather mask... - All right, all right, all right. 621 00:45:23,930 --> 00:45:26,349 This means we can be together. 622 00:45:30,186 --> 00:45:36,234 Look, Valentina, I'm a married man. I'm a happily married man with two kids. 623 00:45:36,442 --> 00:45:39,528 I just wanna see you sometimes. Couple nights a week. 624 00:45:39,695 --> 00:45:44,825 I'm not gonna say I love you. I say that too soon and I'm trying to work on that. 625 00:45:45,660 --> 00:45:48,120 - But I really like you. - I like you too, honey... 626 00:45:48,371 --> 00:45:50,248 But it's not gonna happen. 627 00:45:50,414 --> 00:45:52,917 Why? Why not? 628 00:45:53,084 --> 00:45:55,920 For one thing, I already took his horse. 629 00:45:58,506 --> 00:45:59,506 (Slap) 630 00:46:14,397 --> 00:46:18,442 - Nine thousand nine hundred. - Interestingly, at $10,000... 631 00:46:18,609 --> 00:46:21,279 We're required to notify the IRS of the transaction. 632 00:46:21,696 --> 00:46:24,824 Oh, really? I want it in something safe. 633 00:46:24,991 --> 00:46:28,869 Something old economy, maybe treasuries. 634 00:46:50,808 --> 00:46:51,851 (Sighs) 635 00:47:04,280 --> 00:47:07,992 (TV loudly playing) 636 00:47:16,167 --> 00:47:18,294 Don't you knock? 637 00:47:20,046 --> 00:47:22,340 Listen, jan, can we shut this off a minute? 638 00:47:22,506 --> 00:47:25,051 - I got something I gotta ask you. - Sure. 639 00:47:31,807 --> 00:47:33,851 It's a little awkward. 640 00:47:35,269 --> 00:47:37,146 It's about Ralph. 641 00:47:37,313 --> 00:47:40,066 - That scumbag? - Yeah, well... 642 00:47:40,232 --> 00:47:42,943 I'm trying to find out about his sex life. 643 00:47:43,194 --> 00:47:44,612 And... 644 00:47:44,779 --> 00:47:48,115 - Who would know better? - He would. Ask him. 645 00:47:48,324 --> 00:47:50,117 I can't. 646 00:47:50,284 --> 00:47:52,536 I can only ask you. 647 00:47:53,788 --> 00:47:56,707 I mean, is he weird about sex? 648 00:47:57,291 --> 00:48:01,670 - Why are you interested in this? - I got my reasons. Managerial. 649 00:48:01,837 --> 00:48:05,800 You know, like the army's got policies about this shit on account of combat. 650 00:48:06,008 --> 00:48:10,012 I have to tell you, Tony, I'm finding this entire conversation insulting. 651 00:48:10,221 --> 00:48:15,810 - Here we go. - You're asking me to betray confidences. 652 00:48:17,436 --> 00:48:21,524 I mean, no matter what either one of us think of the guy... 653 00:48:33,077 --> 00:48:35,454 Three thousand dollars. 654 00:48:36,330 --> 00:48:41,001 - How'd you come up with that figure? - It's a number I thought you'd say yes to. 655 00:48:41,168 --> 00:48:42,795 You thought right. 656 00:48:43,254 --> 00:48:44,755 So, what have you heard? 657 00:48:45,297 --> 00:48:48,092 You pay me $3000, I'll answer your questions. 658 00:48:48,300 --> 00:48:50,553 He bottoms from the top. 659 00:48:51,011 --> 00:48:52,430 I don't know what that means. 660 00:48:52,805 --> 00:48:57,017 It means he has to control things, but he pretends he doesn't. 661 00:48:57,184 --> 00:49:01,105 Like, he'd make me fuck him with a strap-on and call him my bitch. 662 00:49:01,313 --> 00:49:03,357 - Shit like that. - What about plain fucking? 663 00:49:03,524 --> 00:49:06,068 I'm telling you, he can't get hard that way. 664 00:49:06,277 --> 00:49:09,780 And if he could, I don't think that he'd want to. 665 00:49:15,411 --> 00:49:17,705 (Heavy breathing) 666 00:49:22,710 --> 00:49:26,046 Couldn't believe it when you called. 667 00:49:26,213 --> 00:49:29,216 I was so happy. 668 00:49:30,426 --> 00:49:33,304 I'm feeling pretty happy myself. 669 00:49:35,055 --> 00:49:38,017 Why the big change of heart? 670 00:49:40,436 --> 00:49:43,731 Well, I was never hesitating because of you. 671 00:49:43,898 --> 00:49:47,067 I just had to get my head into a place... 672 00:49:47,234 --> 00:49:51,697 Where I felt that I could really commit, you know. 673 00:49:51,864 --> 00:49:55,367 To lavish all the care on you that you should have. 674 00:50:29,944 --> 00:50:33,697 I don't see why I have to do anything I don't want to. 675 00:50:33,864 --> 00:50:39,078 Now, this is green grove. Here the senior citizen is king and queen. 676 00:50:39,286 --> 00:50:42,790 I know, but they told Charles that this was just a warning. 677 00:50:42,957 --> 00:50:45,918 These people don't fool around. 678 00:50:46,085 --> 00:50:49,880 - You're afraid of them. - Of course he is. And so am I. 679 00:50:50,047 --> 00:50:52,800 This is a stupid thing for your son to get hurt over. 680 00:50:53,175 --> 00:50:58,556 I didn't live for 84 years to have to be nice to somebody I don't like. 681 00:50:58,889 --> 00:51:01,642 Haven't I earned that right? 682 00:51:02,476 --> 00:51:06,438 Ma, I'm gonna have to say this. If you can't get into the spirit of this thing... 683 00:51:06,605 --> 00:51:09,984 Then we're gonna have to let you live in a different home. 684 00:51:11,485 --> 00:51:16,615 The salvation army has one in irvington that's supposed to be perfectly fine. 685 00:52:03,454 --> 00:52:05,456 Coffee, ton? 686 00:52:07,207 --> 00:52:09,209 Got any decaf? 687 00:52:09,376 --> 00:52:11,337 Decaf? 688 00:52:11,670 --> 00:52:15,674 - No, forget it. Regular's fine. - Well, I can make decaf. 689 00:52:16,508 --> 00:52:18,886 Yeah, that'd be great. Thanks. 690 00:52:37,988 --> 00:52:40,366 Is something wrong, Tony? 691 00:52:43,285 --> 00:52:46,205 No. Why? 692 00:52:53,170 --> 00:52:56,006 You out in the backyard the last couple of days? 693 00:52:56,173 --> 00:52:59,551 Me? It's freezing out there. 694 00:53:00,636 --> 00:53:02,596 You sure? 695 00:53:02,805 --> 00:53:04,848 - The pool guy come around? - Why would he? 696 00:53:05,015 --> 00:53:07,393 Check up on stuff? Something? 697 00:53:08,435 --> 00:53:10,896 All right, I'm going upstairs. 698 00:53:17,152 --> 00:53:19,363 It'll only take a minute. 699 00:53:30,332 --> 00:53:34,795 You sure, Tony, there's not something you wanna talk about? 700 00:53:35,838 --> 00:53:37,631 No. 701 00:53:38,674 --> 00:53:40,634 Like what? 702 00:53:42,469 --> 00:53:45,347 (Music cueing up)