1 00:00:09,968 --> 00:00:16,600 (Sopranos theme song) 2 00:01:40,100 --> 00:01:42,352 When I look at the great pyramid... 3 00:01:42,519 --> 00:01:46,398 The marvel there for me is not the stonework... 4 00:01:46,565 --> 00:01:51,153 As much as the level of organization... 5 00:01:51,320 --> 00:01:54,197 That these ancient Egyptians had... 6 00:01:54,364 --> 00:01:58,076 Getting this society to pull together in such a way... 7 00:01:58,243 --> 00:02:04,416 That they not only had blocks of stone, but bread on the table. 8 00:02:05,292 --> 00:02:08,462 Stone-setters were all fairly accomplished. 9 00:02:08,629 --> 00:02:10,464 Very good craftsmen. 10 00:02:10,631 --> 00:02:11,673 (Phone ringing) 11 00:02:13,842 --> 00:02:15,677 It shouldn't have come as a surprise... 12 00:02:15,844 --> 00:02:20,599 They have such a long history of thousands of years doing this. 13 00:02:22,351 --> 00:02:23,393 Hello? 14 00:02:23,560 --> 00:02:27,856 Meet me in 20 minutes at the old webendorfer factory parking lot. 15 00:02:30,108 --> 00:02:32,277 Well, the real gigantic pyramids were built... 16 00:02:32,444 --> 00:02:36,531 Within the space of about three, maybe four generations. 17 00:02:37,783 --> 00:02:40,160 Jesus Christ. 18 00:02:41,662 --> 00:02:44,122 (Rap music softly playing in background) 19 00:02:45,874 --> 00:02:47,751 It's true. They're gonna start a draft. 20 00:02:48,043 --> 00:02:50,420 There's no fucking way I'm going in the army. 21 00:02:50,629 --> 00:02:54,091 Yeah, because his old man will put a horse's head in some senator's bed. 22 00:02:54,758 --> 00:02:57,886 - Insert foot in mouth, Jason. - No big. 23 00:02:58,053 --> 00:03:01,014 Ever get paranoid they'll shoot up your house like in godfather ii? 24 00:03:01,390 --> 00:03:05,143 - Probably got armed guards at night. - That shit doesn't happen anymore. 25 00:03:05,352 --> 00:03:07,688 You have attack dogs on the property? 26 00:03:07,938 --> 00:03:09,606 No. 27 00:03:09,773 --> 00:03:13,819 I mean, we did, but she got hit by a car. 28 00:03:13,985 --> 00:03:16,363 Jason said your old man's mostly legit now anyway. 29 00:03:16,863 --> 00:03:18,448 Yeah? Like what? 30 00:03:19,157 --> 00:03:20,492 He's in waste management. 31 00:03:20,867 --> 00:03:23,745 - Garbage? - Recycling. 32 00:03:23,912 --> 00:03:26,331 What about drugs and prostitution and shit? 33 00:03:26,957 --> 00:03:27,999 No. 34 00:03:28,417 --> 00:03:30,919 - His dad owns a strip club though. - Let's go. 35 00:03:31,128 --> 00:03:33,547 - We'd get carded. - We can just stop by. 36 00:03:33,714 --> 00:03:36,925 Watch the strippers coming in and out, right? 37 00:03:41,680 --> 00:03:43,181 (Tires squealing) 38 00:03:51,440 --> 00:03:53,316 Okay. 39 00:04:00,157 --> 00:04:02,159 What's going on? 40 00:04:04,244 --> 00:04:06,580 Truckload the other night, from port Elizabeth? 41 00:04:06,788 --> 00:04:09,166 Give the washing machines to frank contino. 42 00:04:09,332 --> 00:04:11,293 You got it. 43 00:04:12,002 --> 00:04:14,463 Vacuum cleaners too? 44 00:04:15,464 --> 00:04:18,633 No, patsy's got a buyer for those. 45 00:04:19,634 --> 00:04:21,261 You been drinking? 46 00:04:22,137 --> 00:04:25,223 Me and Ade had some wine at the house. 47 00:04:26,933 --> 00:04:28,810 Been wanting to talk to you. 48 00:04:29,394 --> 00:04:31,772 Yeah, been wanting to talk to you too. 49 00:04:32,481 --> 00:04:34,816 I'll go first. 50 00:04:35,275 --> 00:04:38,445 I gotta make it my number one priority to limit my exposure... 51 00:04:38,612 --> 00:04:41,948 To potentially damaging conversations and wiretaps, shit like that. 52 00:04:42,157 --> 00:04:44,576 Sure. A guy in your position. 53 00:04:47,037 --> 00:04:48,705 So... 54 00:04:48,872 --> 00:04:51,416 Over the next couple of years, more and more... 55 00:04:51,583 --> 00:04:54,294 I'm gonna be giving my orders through you. 56 00:04:54,461 --> 00:04:57,172 And then finally, only through you. 57 00:04:58,965 --> 00:05:01,510 What about sil? You got that with him. And Paulie. 58 00:05:01,676 --> 00:05:05,055 Those other guys, sil, Paulie... 59 00:05:06,348 --> 00:05:08,642 One thing they're not... 60 00:05:09,684 --> 00:05:11,895 They're not my blood. 61 00:05:12,938 --> 00:05:15,941 You hear what I'm saying to you? It's a matter of trust. 62 00:05:16,858 --> 00:05:19,569 - It's very wise. - Sil's a good consigliere. 63 00:05:19,736 --> 00:05:24,449 He's gonna continue as such. But he's no fucking spring chicken either. 64 00:05:24,991 --> 00:05:27,619 But it's no reason to be giving him a fucking attitude. 65 00:05:27,828 --> 00:05:29,955 No. Of course not. 66 00:05:30,163 --> 00:05:33,124 Now, there's gonna be a period of transition. 67 00:05:33,708 --> 00:05:35,502 Jesus Christ, t. 68 00:05:35,710 --> 00:05:38,672 You're gonna take this family into the 21st century. 69 00:05:38,839 --> 00:05:42,717 We're already in the 21st century though, t. 70 00:05:43,468 --> 00:05:47,097 Whatever you say, t. I'd follow you into the gates of hell. 71 00:05:47,264 --> 00:05:48,932 That's what I was gonna say to you. 72 00:05:49,099 --> 00:05:52,644 What you did for me, that fuck who killed my father... 73 00:05:52,811 --> 00:05:55,230 I'll never forget that. 74 00:05:55,397 --> 00:05:58,024 I only hope I'm worthy. 75 00:05:58,441 --> 00:06:02,696 - Why wouldn't you be worthy? - I'm just saying. 76 00:06:13,081 --> 00:06:15,125 Yeah. This looks familiar. 77 00:06:15,750 --> 00:06:17,627 The pizza parlor... Pull over, Matt. 78 00:06:21,172 --> 00:06:24,259 - This is it? - It's closed. 79 00:06:24,426 --> 00:06:28,763 Oh, shit. This place. This is the pork store. 80 00:06:28,930 --> 00:06:30,265 It's a gay strip club? 81 00:06:30,432 --> 00:06:33,852 Dude, obviously it's not a strip club. It's a fucking butcher shop. 82 00:06:34,060 --> 00:06:35,854 I think I got it all messed up. 83 00:06:36,021 --> 00:06:38,273 This is where my dad's office is. 84 00:06:38,815 --> 00:06:40,859 Okay. It's a front. 85 00:06:41,067 --> 00:06:44,321 - Like genco olive oil. - Yeah. It's like genco. 86 00:06:44,487 --> 00:06:46,031 It looks really clandestine. 87 00:06:46,239 --> 00:06:50,243 - So where is the strip club, a.J.? - Maybe route 17 or route 4. 88 00:06:50,410 --> 00:06:54,956 - Lodi or something. - This is stupid, let's go. 89 00:06:59,419 --> 00:07:02,005 I heard a car. Your son's out past curfew again. 90 00:07:02,380 --> 00:07:05,842 - Call his cell? - Oh, my goodness. 91 00:07:07,802 --> 00:07:09,638 I didn't know anybody else was here. 92 00:07:10,347 --> 00:07:13,642 I just use the men's room. 93 00:07:30,951 --> 00:07:34,162 Sometimes I worry about furio. 94 00:07:35,497 --> 00:07:38,166 Doesn't he seem lonely? 95 00:07:39,417 --> 00:07:41,628 I was telling Jessica about him this morning... 96 00:07:41,795 --> 00:07:43,713 The hygienist in Dr. Mascera's office. 97 00:07:44,422 --> 00:07:47,008 I know I shouldn't gossip, but... 98 00:07:47,175 --> 00:07:50,470 I think she was having an affair with Dr. Mascera. 99 00:07:51,471 --> 00:07:53,682 Here she is. 100 00:07:54,599 --> 00:07:57,519 - Their office Christmas card. - There's his hand on her ass. 101 00:07:57,811 --> 00:08:01,481 Stop it. Anyway, I think she's ready for somebody nice. 102 00:08:01,648 --> 00:08:04,985 And she seemed very receptive when I described furio to her. 103 00:08:05,193 --> 00:08:07,070 She's not his type. 104 00:08:07,737 --> 00:08:09,990 What's his type? 105 00:08:10,782 --> 00:08:12,701 Don't worry about him. 106 00:08:12,867 --> 00:08:15,161 - Stay out of it. - One date won't hurt. 107 00:08:15,328 --> 00:08:19,332 Why do you wanna bother her, my little hello Dolly. 108 00:08:21,835 --> 00:08:24,421 Speaking of gossip. 109 00:08:24,587 --> 00:08:27,841 That noise in the Mercedes... 110 00:08:28,216 --> 00:08:29,551 Yeah? 111 00:08:29,718 --> 00:08:32,220 Brought it over to globe motors to have it looked at. 112 00:08:32,387 --> 00:08:35,765 And I was talking to Jerry in the service department. 113 00:08:35,932 --> 00:08:39,227 Now, remember that nice saleslady? 114 00:08:40,520 --> 00:08:42,397 I don't think so. 115 00:08:42,605 --> 00:08:45,942 Gloria trillo, she gave me a ride home that day. 116 00:08:46,109 --> 00:08:48,319 You know what Jerry told me about her? 117 00:08:48,486 --> 00:08:50,572 She died. 118 00:08:53,241 --> 00:08:54,576 She what? 119 00:08:54,743 --> 00:08:58,413 She committed suicide. Isn't that awful? 120 00:09:02,000 --> 00:09:03,835 Mr. Empathy over there. 121 00:09:04,419 --> 00:09:08,548 She hung herself from a chandelier. 122 00:09:09,132 --> 00:09:10,132 (Phone ringing) 123 00:09:10,175 --> 00:09:12,969 Good evening. Vesuvio. 124 00:09:13,678 --> 00:09:16,306 I'm sorry, we are not taking any more reservations. 125 00:09:16,473 --> 00:09:17,807 The kitchen is closing. 126 00:09:18,183 --> 00:09:21,519 Fifty thousand dollars. That's a lot of scarole. 127 00:09:21,686 --> 00:09:24,355 - Did you try the bank? - Scarole? 128 00:09:24,564 --> 00:09:29,027 - Escarole? Money? - Oh, escarole, money, good. 129 00:09:29,194 --> 00:09:33,823 No, the bank, red tape. I have only until the end of the week. 130 00:09:34,991 --> 00:09:38,620 I told my brother you know people who lend money. 131 00:09:38,787 --> 00:09:41,206 Little pitchers have big ears, huh? 132 00:09:42,999 --> 00:09:45,418 I need it for 10 days and then, pas de probleme. 133 00:09:45,627 --> 00:09:48,254 - Do you mind if I ask what for? - Business in France. 134 00:09:48,463 --> 00:09:50,799 A group is purchasing an armagnac property. 135 00:09:51,174 --> 00:09:55,762 I got the... the pre... The dossier right here. 136 00:09:58,306 --> 00:10:00,058 Jesus. 137 00:10:01,184 --> 00:10:05,438 Domaine vézelay. After darroze, one of the oldest, largest producers... 138 00:10:05,647 --> 00:10:08,900 Of bas armagnac, which is on fire right now in France and Europe. 139 00:10:09,067 --> 00:10:11,444 It's the next vodka. 140 00:10:12,654 --> 00:10:14,656 This is a $10 million worldwide launch. 141 00:10:14,739 --> 00:10:15,365 (Phone ringing) 142 00:10:15,406 --> 00:10:19,744 I got 100,000 into it, and I need 50 more to secure north American distribution. 143 00:10:19,994 --> 00:10:21,037 Armagnac. 144 00:10:21,538 --> 00:10:24,040 I'll bring you a bottle of vézelay, unbelievable. 145 00:10:24,207 --> 00:10:26,084 And with cigars, which are now very hot. 146 00:10:26,501 --> 00:10:29,295 You only need the money for 10 days. How's that? 147 00:10:29,504 --> 00:10:33,383 Because when the deal is done, the advertising money is released to me. 148 00:10:33,591 --> 00:10:37,929 You understand, these people that I might know, they don't know you. 149 00:10:38,638 --> 00:10:43,101 So I wouldn't be just vouching for you. I, in essence, would be the lender. 150 00:10:43,268 --> 00:10:45,186 And it's gonna cost you. 151 00:10:47,021 --> 00:10:48,606 - How much? - Ten thousand dollars. 152 00:10:48,815 --> 00:10:51,442 Merde, Artie. 153 00:10:51,651 --> 00:10:54,529 - Five. - Seven and a half. 154 00:10:57,198 --> 00:10:59,033 Okay. 155 00:11:00,910 --> 00:11:04,122 Charmaine, I don't think you know elodi's brother, Jean-Philippe. 156 00:11:04,289 --> 00:11:07,584 Nice to meet you. But, elodi, please... 157 00:11:07,750 --> 00:11:10,503 Can you clear off table four? 158 00:11:11,504 --> 00:11:13,506 Thank you. 159 00:11:17,552 --> 00:11:21,639 - Charmaine? She's French? - Not remotely. 160 00:11:27,228 --> 00:11:30,607 She's a hostess, not a busboy. 161 00:11:30,773 --> 00:11:33,568 What was... about, Arthur, huh? 162 00:11:33,735 --> 00:11:36,029 It's a venture-capital thing with Jean-Philippe. 163 00:11:36,196 --> 00:11:38,865 I'm sure it wouldn't pass your wharton school standards. 164 00:11:39,365 --> 00:11:41,034 You wanna bring in some money... 165 00:11:41,201 --> 00:11:44,037 Why don't you get your friend Anthony to pay his tab? 166 00:11:44,204 --> 00:11:46,206 It's close to $6000, Arthur. 167 00:11:46,372 --> 00:11:49,375 I could have an empire like Bobby flay. 168 00:11:49,542 --> 00:11:52,378 And it still wouldn't be good enough for you. 169 00:11:52,545 --> 00:11:54,255 Okay, I'll make you a deal, Artie. 170 00:11:54,422 --> 00:11:56,382 We'll start working on your empire... 171 00:11:56,549 --> 00:11:58,676 Right after we pay the $10,000... 172 00:11:58,843 --> 00:12:02,305 Of orthodonture Melissa's gonna need this year. 173 00:12:34,754 --> 00:12:37,006 They're on allocation from the factory. 174 00:12:37,173 --> 00:12:39,509 I don't know when we're going to get any more in. 175 00:12:39,676 --> 00:12:42,845 But I'm free if you wanna take it for a spin. 176 00:12:44,764 --> 00:12:48,393 Actually, I was working with one of your other salespeople last year. 177 00:12:48,559 --> 00:12:52,272 She was really very helpful. I ought to give her the business. 178 00:12:52,438 --> 00:12:56,567 - Gloria trillo. - Oh, well, she's no longer with us. 179 00:12:56,776 --> 00:12:58,861 Do you know where she went? 180 00:12:59,028 --> 00:13:00,905 Actually, she died. 181 00:13:02,323 --> 00:13:04,284 What happened? 182 00:13:04,450 --> 00:13:06,619 Well... 183 00:13:07,036 --> 00:13:08,705 She committed suicide. 184 00:13:10,331 --> 00:13:12,125 Why? 185 00:13:13,042 --> 00:13:18,756 I mean, she was salesperson of the year or something. 186 00:13:19,340 --> 00:13:21,342 I didn't know her that well... 187 00:13:21,509 --> 00:13:24,762 But I got the impression she wasn't very lucky with men. 188 00:13:24,929 --> 00:13:27,140 That sort of thing. 189 00:13:27,765 --> 00:13:30,268 - When was this? - Month ago, maybe two. 190 00:13:30,685 --> 00:13:32,228 What'd she say? 191 00:13:32,437 --> 00:13:38,359 I mean, you know, in the papers, you read they always leave a note. 192 00:13:38,568 --> 00:13:40,486 She did leave a note on her desk. 193 00:13:40,653 --> 00:13:42,864 The police took it. 194 00:13:44,032 --> 00:13:47,160 Later they told us it was just copy for a classified ad. 195 00:13:47,327 --> 00:13:48,995 She was selling her wolf stole. 196 00:13:49,620 --> 00:13:52,999 Anyway, let me give you my card. 197 00:14:05,553 --> 00:14:07,889 Chef osso bucco. 198 00:14:09,223 --> 00:14:11,351 This is a rare pleasure. 199 00:14:11,517 --> 00:14:13,770 Or is it medium-well? 200 00:14:13,936 --> 00:14:15,980 A little restaurant humor. 201 00:14:16,147 --> 00:14:19,692 So, you know, if you brought along a pair of dirty chef whites... 202 00:14:19,859 --> 00:14:22,945 My friend here will suck out the stains for you. 203 00:14:25,156 --> 00:14:26,949 Sit. 204 00:14:35,750 --> 00:14:39,670 Okay. In a nutshell, I'd like to borrow a little money. 205 00:14:40,046 --> 00:14:41,130 How little? 206 00:14:41,339 --> 00:14:43,549 Fifty thousand, just for a couple of weeks. 207 00:14:43,716 --> 00:14:47,345 - Upgrading the kitchen in the restaurant. - Get the fuck out of here! 208 00:14:47,512 --> 00:14:53,059 What you take out of that bar, you must be sitting on money like king cresus. 209 00:14:53,893 --> 00:14:55,645 Hey, I wish. 210 00:14:55,812 --> 00:14:58,856 I'm not gonna be able to lend money for less than two points. 211 00:14:59,065 --> 00:15:01,984 - It's not a problem. - Just out of curiosity... 212 00:15:02,735 --> 00:15:05,321 What's gonna happen in two weeks? 213 00:15:06,322 --> 00:15:09,659 The insurance check's gonna come. 214 00:15:16,082 --> 00:15:18,501 I hate to do it, Artie... 215 00:15:18,960 --> 00:15:21,712 But I think I'm gonna pass. Sorry. 216 00:15:22,422 --> 00:15:25,633 - Why not? - Because if you don't pay me back... 217 00:15:25,800 --> 00:15:28,344 I ain't gonna be able to hurt you. 218 00:15:31,681 --> 00:15:33,141 (Door opening) 219 00:15:34,892 --> 00:15:37,019 So how you doing? 220 00:15:38,438 --> 00:15:41,816 - What's going on? - Nothing. 221 00:15:42,191 --> 00:15:44,110 How about you? 222 00:15:45,111 --> 00:15:46,904 Fine, thank you. 223 00:15:47,071 --> 00:15:48,865 Really? 224 00:15:49,157 --> 00:15:52,452 Business okay? Everybody hunky-dory? 225 00:15:52,618 --> 00:15:56,038 Well, you know, onward and upward. 226 00:15:56,205 --> 00:15:59,750 How's Gloria trillo? She still hanging around? 227 00:16:02,628 --> 00:16:06,007 - It's a terrible tragedy. - So you fucking knew. 228 00:16:06,883 --> 00:16:09,719 You fucking lied! You let me fucking sit there! 229 00:16:09,802 --> 00:16:10,821 (Metal crashing against wall) 230 00:16:10,845 --> 00:16:11,888 Please sit down. 231 00:16:12,096 --> 00:16:14,891 How the fuck am I supposed to trust you? You're my doctor. 232 00:16:15,057 --> 00:16:18,186 Please sit down, you're scaring me. 233 00:16:18,978 --> 00:16:20,271 You've been drinking. 234 00:16:20,480 --> 00:16:24,525 - Why the fuck didn't you help her? - Sometimes you can't. 235 00:16:24,692 --> 00:16:26,611 I bet you charged her enough, didn't you? 236 00:16:26,777 --> 00:16:29,280 Bet you didn't cut her a deal because you're incompetent. 237 00:16:29,572 --> 00:16:33,951 I give my patients everything I've got. 238 00:16:34,494 --> 00:16:38,873 And when something like this happens, I'm devastated. 239 00:17:11,447 --> 00:17:13,658 She was a good kid. 240 00:17:13,991 --> 00:17:17,662 But she was fucking crazy, and I told you. 241 00:17:18,913 --> 00:17:21,457 And I want you to know that I was upfront with her. 242 00:17:21,624 --> 00:17:24,794 - She knew I was married. - I'm aware of that. 243 00:17:25,002 --> 00:17:28,631 Suicide. Jesus Christ, what the fuck? 244 00:17:28,839 --> 00:17:33,052 I have to respect confidentiality even after a patient is dead. 245 00:17:33,761 --> 00:17:36,305 But with something like this... 246 00:17:36,472 --> 00:17:39,016 There's no one cause. 247 00:17:40,101 --> 00:17:44,522 You yourself just referred to her emotional problems. 248 00:17:45,064 --> 00:17:48,359 She slipped through everyone's grasp. 249 00:17:48,609 --> 00:17:52,280 She did it after me. I mean, admit it. 250 00:17:53,906 --> 00:17:55,783 You know, she... 251 00:17:56,993 --> 00:18:00,663 Reached out to me, for me to care... 252 00:18:00,830 --> 00:18:02,290 And I wasn't there for her. 253 00:18:02,456 --> 00:18:05,585 Why are you so quick to blame yourself? 254 00:18:11,173 --> 00:18:12,341 (Knock on door) 255 00:18:13,426 --> 00:18:15,177 Capitano! 256 00:18:17,471 --> 00:18:19,223 Come in. 257 00:18:20,850 --> 00:18:24,103 - What's up? You want a coffee? - No. 258 00:18:27,523 --> 00:18:29,859 Artie, you... 259 00:18:30,359 --> 00:18:32,486 You need a favor. 260 00:18:32,653 --> 00:18:35,740 - Why don't you reach out to me? - What are you talking about? 261 00:18:35,906 --> 00:18:40,453 Ralph cifaretto called me and told me you came to him for money? 262 00:18:40,661 --> 00:18:43,372 You need something, you don't come to me? 263 00:18:43,998 --> 00:18:46,417 - I'm your friend. - Right. 264 00:18:46,584 --> 00:18:48,878 So I didn't impinge on our friendship. 265 00:18:49,086 --> 00:18:51,881 But, Artie, this is me. 266 00:18:52,048 --> 00:18:55,426 - Tony. - Ton, if I was desperate... 267 00:18:55,593 --> 00:18:58,012 If Melissa had a tumor instead of an overbite... 268 00:18:58,179 --> 00:19:01,849 Madonna Santa, knock wood, you'd be the first place I went to. 269 00:19:02,016 --> 00:19:05,019 But this was a business venture. 270 00:19:05,227 --> 00:19:06,646 What kind of deal? 271 00:19:06,812 --> 00:19:09,899 Elodi's brother needs a bridge loan. Fifty thousand dollars. 272 00:19:10,066 --> 00:19:13,861 - And I get back 57 and a half in 10 days. - Thought it was for the restaurant. 273 00:19:14,028 --> 00:19:17,823 I told ralphie that. I don't want him going around me to the principals. 274 00:19:18,616 --> 00:19:21,577 - What for, then? - North American distribution rights... 275 00:19:21,786 --> 00:19:26,248 For domaine vézelay armagnac. 276 00:19:30,836 --> 00:19:32,588 Yeah. 277 00:19:34,006 --> 00:19:36,884 It's the new vodka. This stuff is sweeping Europe. 278 00:19:37,093 --> 00:19:39,345 It's gonna be bigger than stoli, goose. 279 00:19:39,512 --> 00:19:43,432 Who ever heard of goose before? It's French vodka. 280 00:19:44,100 --> 00:19:45,726 These guys, they're big players. 281 00:19:45,893 --> 00:19:48,896 They're throwing millions behind product introduction. 282 00:19:49,063 --> 00:19:51,899 - All right, you got it. - I told you, Tony, no. 283 00:19:52,108 --> 00:19:54,694 What the fuck am I? A toxic person or something? 284 00:19:54,902 --> 00:19:56,612 No, Tony. Come on, please. 285 00:19:56,779 --> 00:19:58,698 I'll charge you a point and a half. 286 00:19:58,864 --> 00:20:03,035 And believe me, I know that's a lot fucking better than Ralph would do. 287 00:20:05,454 --> 00:20:07,540 I insist. 288 00:20:07,873 --> 00:20:11,752 - Look, here's, like, $3000. - Ton. 289 00:20:11,919 --> 00:20:14,255 Somebody's gonna come by, give you the rest. 290 00:20:17,717 --> 00:20:19,385 You a great guy, ton. 291 00:20:21,262 --> 00:20:23,139 Come here. 292 00:20:32,690 --> 00:20:35,651 It's a good idea. Snifter, a nice cigar. 293 00:20:35,860 --> 00:20:37,987 You'll see what I mean. 294 00:20:44,452 --> 00:20:46,579 - Hey. - Dinner's almost ready. 295 00:20:55,421 --> 00:20:56,672 (Glasses clinking) 296 00:21:15,566 --> 00:21:18,277 (Music plays softly in background) 297 00:21:30,956 --> 00:21:31,624 (Timer ding) 298 00:21:31,791 --> 00:21:33,834 Oh, shit. 299 00:22:13,123 --> 00:22:14,875 Tony? 300 00:22:15,042 --> 00:22:16,836 Anthony. 301 00:22:17,002 --> 00:22:19,213 Which you wanna see? 302 00:22:19,588 --> 00:22:21,423 This... 303 00:22:21,757 --> 00:22:23,676 Or this? 304 00:22:35,896 --> 00:22:36,896 (Gasp of pain) 305 00:22:46,365 --> 00:22:51,078 Tony! Cousin Brian's here! 306 00:22:52,705 --> 00:22:53,873 (Facet running) 307 00:22:59,628 --> 00:23:01,422 Ton! 308 00:23:02,548 --> 00:23:04,925 Be right down! 309 00:23:07,094 --> 00:23:10,764 - Hey, Brian, how you doing? - Good, ton. Great to see you. 310 00:23:12,975 --> 00:23:14,602 Brian brought the papers, Tony. 311 00:23:14,768 --> 00:23:17,479 He said you called him last night to hurry things along? 312 00:23:17,688 --> 00:23:20,441 The soprano family living trust, as discussed. 313 00:23:20,608 --> 00:23:23,277 Now when I croak, it's her problem. 314 00:23:24,695 --> 00:23:29,074 You have... You have made me so happy, Tony. 315 00:23:29,742 --> 00:23:34,288 And if I was, like, obnoxious about this, I'm sorry. 316 00:23:34,914 --> 00:23:37,333 Hey, come on. 317 00:23:37,458 --> 00:23:38,167 (Timer ding) 318 00:23:38,168 --> 00:23:39,960 That's my lava cookies for the bake sale. 319 00:23:40,127 --> 00:23:43,130 - Would you like a couple, bri? - Thanks, but I gotta get back. 320 00:23:43,297 --> 00:23:44,340 New client lunch. 321 00:23:44,548 --> 00:23:47,301 We're gonna see you and Janelle at Billy Joel, right? 322 00:23:47,509 --> 00:23:49,303 Wouldn't miss it. 323 00:23:50,679 --> 00:23:53,891 You know what, ton? It's a shame you didn't get eight tickets. 324 00:23:54,058 --> 00:23:56,393 That way furio and Jessica could've come with us. 325 00:23:56,560 --> 00:24:00,439 - It takes the pressure off of a blind date. - Well, hesh's guy could only get six. 326 00:24:05,653 --> 00:24:08,113 All right. I'll get the originals back to you. 327 00:24:08,280 --> 00:24:11,075 I'll have a copy, get one to your lawyer. 328 00:24:11,241 --> 00:24:13,202 All right. 329 00:24:20,167 --> 00:24:22,378 You know, that's a... 330 00:24:22,836 --> 00:24:25,881 That's a nice suit. What is it? Oh, boss. 331 00:24:26,048 --> 00:24:28,801 - Yeah, I notice you like the good stuff. - My only vice. 332 00:24:30,761 --> 00:24:33,013 Call this number. 333 00:24:33,597 --> 00:24:35,349 You ask for patsy. 334 00:24:35,516 --> 00:24:39,186 - Tell him I said to take care of you. - Thanks, Tony. 335 00:24:39,353 --> 00:24:42,356 Wow. You're a great guy. 336 00:24:42,564 --> 00:24:44,358 All right. 337 00:24:49,279 --> 00:24:50,864 (Door closing) 338 00:24:58,497 --> 00:24:59,915 (Phone ringing) 339 00:25:15,764 --> 00:25:17,975 Artie, don't forget to call in that meat order. 340 00:25:18,183 --> 00:25:20,019 No problem. 341 00:25:50,466 --> 00:25:52,718 (Soft music playing) 342 00:26:06,815 --> 00:26:08,817 Hi, ma. This is Devin. 343 00:26:08,984 --> 00:26:11,904 - Hi, Devin, how are you? - Really well. It's nice to meet you. 344 00:26:12,112 --> 00:26:13,155 Thank you. 345 00:26:13,322 --> 00:26:17,701 - Anthony, you wanna turn that down? - Oh, yeah. 346 00:26:21,163 --> 00:26:23,791 If you kids are hungry, I can make a couple sandwiches. 347 00:26:23,957 --> 00:26:26,919 No, we're fine, ma. 348 00:26:27,336 --> 00:26:29,630 Careful of my lladro, please. 349 00:26:30,422 --> 00:26:32,883 Yeah. Don't worry. 350 00:26:33,175 --> 00:26:35,344 - What do you call it? - Lladro. 351 00:26:35,511 --> 00:26:38,639 I don't even wanna say how much it costs. 352 00:26:41,517 --> 00:26:43,727 Three thousand dollars. 353 00:26:46,063 --> 00:26:49,024 I really wanted to be alone with you. 354 00:26:49,191 --> 00:26:51,693 Your house is out, right? 355 00:26:51,860 --> 00:26:54,029 My mom's boyfriend's using it as an office... 356 00:26:54,238 --> 00:26:57,074 And I'm not at my dad's till next week. 357 00:26:59,743 --> 00:27:03,080 - My sister's dorm. - At Columbia? 358 00:27:03,247 --> 00:27:05,916 Sure. Sure, let's go. 359 00:27:06,750 --> 00:27:09,169 The 33 bus goes into the city every hour. 360 00:27:09,336 --> 00:27:11,839 They're so smelly. I'll call a car service. 361 00:27:12,589 --> 00:27:15,217 - How much is that? - Well, I'll put it on my amex. 362 00:27:16,260 --> 00:27:17,886 I'll call her cell. 363 00:27:23,642 --> 00:27:24,351 (Phone ringing) 364 00:27:24,601 --> 00:27:26,436 - Hello? - Hey, it's me. 365 00:27:26,603 --> 00:27:28,689 I'm on my way into the city with a friend... 366 00:27:28,856 --> 00:27:30,732 And I thought maybe we could hook up? 367 00:27:30,899 --> 00:27:34,403 Wow. Great. I'm not on campus, but you could meet me. 368 00:27:34,570 --> 00:27:38,574 Take the cross Bronx expressway to the corner of brook ave. And 161st street. 369 00:27:38,740 --> 00:27:41,994 - Brook Avenue and what? - 161st street. 370 00:27:42,202 --> 00:27:45,205 - Okay. - All right. See you soon. 371 00:27:47,624 --> 00:27:49,459 I pictured your house different. 372 00:27:49,877 --> 00:27:52,212 I thought it'd be like Don corleone's compound... 373 00:27:52,379 --> 00:27:56,466 With gate, wall, big old Cadillacs. Isn't that stupid? 374 00:27:56,633 --> 00:27:59,261 Our place in Tahoe looks exactly like Michael's in ii. 375 00:27:59,469 --> 00:28:01,305 Wow. Really? 376 00:28:01,680 --> 00:28:05,684 No. We don't have a place in Tahoe. 377 00:28:05,851 --> 00:28:07,311 We have a boat though. 378 00:28:07,519 --> 00:28:10,272 I'm like a gangster dude's girlfriend. 379 00:28:23,744 --> 00:28:27,539 - Are you sure this is it? - Brook Avenue and 161st street. 380 00:28:28,582 --> 00:28:31,376 - Columbia? This looks like Harlem. - South Bronx. 381 00:28:43,138 --> 00:28:45,849 Don't leave, okay? 382 00:28:56,193 --> 00:28:57,945 (Busy noise of office) 383 00:28:58,528 --> 00:29:00,113 Help you? 384 00:29:00,322 --> 00:29:01,657 They're mine. 385 00:29:03,617 --> 00:29:06,578 When did you get taller than me? 386 00:29:06,787 --> 00:29:10,082 Cheokay, this is my brother. Cheokay just got accepted at Yale law. 387 00:29:10,290 --> 00:29:12,084 What's happening? 388 00:29:13,627 --> 00:29:15,796 I'm Meadow, politeness man's sister. 389 00:29:15,963 --> 00:29:17,005 - I'm Devin. - Hi. 390 00:29:17,172 --> 00:29:19,174 Can I talk to you? 391 00:29:21,551 --> 00:29:23,512 Is this what you do on a Friday night? 392 00:29:23,679 --> 00:29:25,347 The south Bronx law center. 393 00:29:25,514 --> 00:29:29,268 It's a free criminal-defense service for those who can't afford legal counsel. 394 00:29:29,434 --> 00:29:30,477 I intern here. 395 00:29:30,686 --> 00:29:32,980 - I need to use your room. - What for? 396 00:29:35,190 --> 00:29:36,316 You know. 397 00:29:40,654 --> 00:29:43,282 You've gotta be kidding. Anthony, no. 398 00:29:43,448 --> 00:29:45,284 Just for a little while. Why not? 399 00:29:45,450 --> 00:29:47,452 I don't wanna think about it. It's my bed. 400 00:29:47,619 --> 00:29:50,330 - How am I gonna go in there? - We'll stay on the coverlet. 401 00:29:50,497 --> 00:29:52,916 - No. - We came all the way over here. 402 00:29:53,125 --> 00:29:56,670 I thought you wanted to go into the city. There's all this stuff going on. 403 00:29:56,837 --> 00:30:00,716 I thought we'd go to the alphabets. A friend of mine's sister's reading. 404 00:30:07,139 --> 00:30:12,060 The greatest cultural center in the world, and you came over here for sex? 405 00:30:13,770 --> 00:30:15,564 Probably just gonna cruise. 406 00:30:15,731 --> 00:30:18,734 Is the tree up at rockefeller center yet? 407 00:30:20,610 --> 00:30:22,612 Look at the way these people have to live. 408 00:30:22,779 --> 00:30:24,448 Yeah. 409 00:30:26,074 --> 00:30:27,868 I think they're ovennhelmed. 410 00:30:28,035 --> 00:30:31,788 I mean, they're in a cycle, they keep having kids. 411 00:30:32,873 --> 00:30:34,291 I know. 412 00:30:34,583 --> 00:30:36,501 We're just so insulated from reality. 413 00:30:36,668 --> 00:30:39,671 I mean, we have everything we want. 414 00:30:39,963 --> 00:30:41,423 When you think about it... 415 00:30:41,631 --> 00:30:44,092 They're on food stamps and welfare. 416 00:30:44,301 --> 00:30:47,471 And my mom could go out and buy a statue for $3000. 417 00:30:47,637 --> 00:30:49,181 Three thousand dollars. 418 00:30:49,348 --> 00:30:51,224 We have a housekeeper three days a week. 419 00:30:51,391 --> 00:30:53,018 We have one too. 420 00:30:53,852 --> 00:30:58,690 I guess I just lucked out to be rich and live in a big house. 421 00:30:58,899 --> 00:30:59,941 Yeah. 422 00:31:00,108 --> 00:31:02,486 Even somebody like Steve mussel. 423 00:31:02,652 --> 00:31:05,906 He's got all-right clothes, but have you ever been to his house? 424 00:31:06,114 --> 00:31:07,491 I don't think so. 425 00:31:07,741 --> 00:31:09,951 His dad's a math teacher. 426 00:31:10,118 --> 00:31:12,037 They don't even have a dining room. 427 00:31:12,788 --> 00:31:16,333 There's five people living there. It's just this little box. 428 00:31:21,463 --> 00:31:22,714 Here. 429 00:31:22,881 --> 00:31:26,176 Arthur, already 80 seats tonight. 430 00:31:26,385 --> 00:31:29,721 - They come to see you. - Hey, you. 431 00:31:29,930 --> 00:31:31,681 You! 432 00:31:32,766 --> 00:31:36,478 I eat so much of your gnocchi, I'm gonna get a belly. 433 00:31:43,568 --> 00:31:46,905 Elodi, is Jean-Philippe okay? 434 00:31:48,448 --> 00:31:49,491 What do you mean? 435 00:31:49,658 --> 00:31:52,744 He was gonna call me. I left him a couple of messages. 436 00:31:52,911 --> 00:31:55,914 Did you hear from him? Does he call your mother? 437 00:31:56,081 --> 00:31:58,708 Well, he always works strange hours. 438 00:31:58,875 --> 00:32:00,836 The time difference. 439 00:32:01,002 --> 00:32:02,546 By the time we're waking up... 440 00:32:02,712 --> 00:32:06,174 They're already at home eating dinner in Toulouse. 441 00:32:07,300 --> 00:32:09,761 I almost forget. 442 00:32:11,221 --> 00:32:12,973 I bring you something. 443 00:32:13,140 --> 00:32:16,643 Boulevard des slows. It's for the pa. 444 00:32:17,978 --> 00:32:21,022 I have to put the flowers in the vases. 445 00:32:23,024 --> 00:32:25,277 Problems with the investment, Arthur? 446 00:32:25,444 --> 00:32:27,404 - What do you mean? - Please. 447 00:32:27,571 --> 00:32:28,822 What do you think? 448 00:32:28,989 --> 00:32:33,034 She suddenly wants to play hide the boudin blanc with you? 449 00:32:40,000 --> 00:32:42,752 We don't see you here anymore. 450 00:32:45,255 --> 00:32:47,215 Or up at the house either. 451 00:32:47,424 --> 00:32:49,634 Christopher, he can't seem to shake this flu. 452 00:32:49,926 --> 00:32:52,429 Yeah, I noticed his skin doesn't look so good. 453 00:32:53,597 --> 00:32:56,183 He's just stressed out. 454 00:32:56,391 --> 00:32:57,726 Which reminds me... 455 00:32:58,101 --> 00:33:00,437 Billy Joel, maybe you shouldn't count on us. 456 00:33:00,979 --> 00:33:03,398 You mean, you might not be able to come? 457 00:33:03,565 --> 00:33:06,902 Well, there's been all these problems at the crazy horse and... 458 00:33:07,068 --> 00:33:09,404 I don't know. 459 00:33:09,613 --> 00:33:11,656 What a shame, that's awful. 460 00:33:13,492 --> 00:33:15,368 What am I gonna do with those tickets? 461 00:33:27,797 --> 00:33:29,925 God, I love marrow. 462 00:33:30,133 --> 00:33:31,843 (Motown gently playing in background) 463 00:33:32,135 --> 00:33:33,470 Remember ma with the bone? 464 00:33:33,637 --> 00:33:36,264 Sounded like half-price day at the liposuction center. 465 00:33:36,431 --> 00:33:37,807 Please. 466 00:33:38,725 --> 00:33:41,269 It's nice, us having dinner together. 467 00:33:41,436 --> 00:33:43,480 Catching up. 468 00:33:44,689 --> 00:33:47,901 I'm just glad I'm in a position to do it. 469 00:33:51,571 --> 00:33:53,281 Chocolate soufflé. 470 00:33:53,448 --> 00:33:56,326 Gelato, sorbet sampler. 471 00:33:56,493 --> 00:33:58,787 - On the house. - Thank you. 472 00:33:58,954 --> 00:34:01,873 Something for after dinner? I got a nice armagnac. 473 00:34:02,040 --> 00:34:05,126 I used to drink that in France. Histamines. 474 00:34:05,293 --> 00:34:07,212 I think it's good. 475 00:34:07,420 --> 00:34:10,340 I know, Tony. Can I have a nonino picolit? 476 00:34:10,507 --> 00:34:12,926 - I know it's expensive. - Yeah, bring me one too. 477 00:34:17,889 --> 00:34:21,518 - So you and Bobby bacala, huh? - So that's it. 478 00:34:21,685 --> 00:34:24,354 What is so compelling to you about my personal business? 479 00:34:24,646 --> 00:34:29,818 Jesus Christ, am I such an ogre? I was just gonna say he's a nice guy, a salute. 480 00:34:30,110 --> 00:34:33,863 - I gotta have an agenda? - No, Tony. 481 00:34:34,573 --> 00:34:35,699 I'm sorry. 482 00:34:35,907 --> 00:34:39,911 - What am I, a toxic person? - You're a great brother. 483 00:34:40,287 --> 00:34:43,331 We can go at it pretty good... 484 00:34:43,498 --> 00:34:46,793 But you always seem to reach out when it counts. 485 00:34:47,210 --> 00:34:48,920 Yeah? 486 00:34:52,632 --> 00:34:55,844 Did you ever know anybody that... 487 00:34:57,345 --> 00:34:59,848 Ever committed suicide? 488 00:35:00,015 --> 00:35:03,393 Plenty. I used to live in Seattle, Tony. 489 00:35:03,977 --> 00:35:06,271 Anybody close? 490 00:35:06,730 --> 00:35:08,023 Murray furlong. 491 00:35:09,524 --> 00:35:12,944 A good, good friend. He lived upstairs. 492 00:35:13,111 --> 00:35:17,115 People said he was in the CIA, gone for long periods of time and... 493 00:35:17,282 --> 00:35:19,284 I always thought he was gay. I don't know. 494 00:35:19,451 --> 00:35:25,123 Maybe that's not mutually exclusive... Anyway, one day... 495 00:35:27,375 --> 00:35:30,462 He sucked on the end of a deer rifle. 496 00:35:31,713 --> 00:35:33,757 Did you feel responsible? 497 00:35:34,758 --> 00:35:36,176 Well... 498 00:35:36,718 --> 00:35:38,303 Yeah, I did. 499 00:35:38,887 --> 00:35:41,765 You know, partly, we all did. 500 00:35:41,931 --> 00:35:45,852 My last conversation with him was an argument. 501 00:35:46,269 --> 00:35:47,437 If you can call it that. 502 00:35:47,604 --> 00:35:52,275 About him always asking me to accept fedex packages for him. 503 00:35:54,069 --> 00:35:57,697 But you never really know why. 504 00:35:57,864 --> 00:36:00,200 Probably it was his name. 505 00:36:07,999 --> 00:36:09,709 You can leave the bottle. 506 00:36:11,252 --> 00:36:14,506 And, Artie, put that on my tab, huh? 507 00:36:15,423 --> 00:36:17,550 Of course. 508 00:36:26,893 --> 00:36:28,687 Ton. 509 00:36:29,312 --> 00:36:31,398 Can I talk to you? 510 00:36:31,898 --> 00:36:33,733 Yeah. 511 00:36:34,275 --> 00:36:35,694 What's going on? 512 00:36:35,860 --> 00:36:38,154 I just wanna give you a little heads-up. 513 00:36:38,321 --> 00:36:41,408 I know the money's due in a couple of days. 514 00:36:42,075 --> 00:36:47,038 I'm concerned. I can't get a hold of Jean-Philippe. He won't return my calls. 515 00:36:49,958 --> 00:36:54,045 - Did you go over there? - Well, not yet. 516 00:37:01,803 --> 00:37:03,513 Well... 517 00:37:03,680 --> 00:37:05,515 Artie... 518 00:37:05,890 --> 00:37:07,642 You gotta go over there. 519 00:37:07,809 --> 00:37:10,770 - The guy's not returning your calls. - I know. 520 00:37:11,187 --> 00:37:14,566 They miss a payment, they start acting like they're doing you a favor... 521 00:37:14,733 --> 00:37:16,109 If they give you anything. 522 00:37:16,276 --> 00:37:19,529 And then you gotta spend all your time hounding them. 523 00:37:19,696 --> 00:37:22,240 You gotta get your arms around this thing. 524 00:37:23,158 --> 00:37:24,909 Now. 525 00:37:27,245 --> 00:37:29,289 You know what I'm saying? 526 00:37:39,215 --> 00:37:42,010 Oh, Jean-Philippe, you're home. 527 00:37:42,218 --> 00:37:45,889 I called you five times. Qu'est-ce que c'est, message machine broken? 528 00:37:46,097 --> 00:37:47,307 Nice crib. 529 00:37:47,474 --> 00:37:50,143 What is that, berber carpet? 530 00:37:50,310 --> 00:37:52,312 Those... 531 00:37:52,604 --> 00:37:55,774 Fucking shoes you wear, what are they... 532 00:37:55,940 --> 00:37:57,859 Designer? 533 00:37:58,401 --> 00:38:01,154 You fucking avoiding me, motherfucker? 534 00:38:01,321 --> 00:38:02,655 Where's my money? 535 00:38:02,822 --> 00:38:05,200 Oh, what, are you gonna cry now? 536 00:38:05,366 --> 00:38:07,786 Stand up, you frog-eating faccia di cazzo. 537 00:38:07,952 --> 00:38:11,122 I will fuck you up, man. 538 00:38:26,638 --> 00:38:29,849 (Rock song cues up) 539 00:38:53,081 --> 00:38:54,415 (Elevator ding) 540 00:39:06,719 --> 00:39:08,680 (Door bell) 541 00:39:13,518 --> 00:39:15,270 (Knock, knock) 542 00:39:20,859 --> 00:39:23,444 Oh, Arthur, hello. 543 00:39:23,611 --> 00:39:26,030 - Come in. - Jean-Philippe, you're home. 544 00:39:26,239 --> 00:39:29,868 Qu'est-ce que c'est, man, message machine broken? 545 00:39:30,577 --> 00:39:33,037 I'm sorry. I been wishing to call you. 546 00:39:33,538 --> 00:39:34,706 Nice crib. 547 00:39:34,998 --> 00:39:37,417 You were supposed to give me my money two days ago. 548 00:39:37,584 --> 00:39:40,253 I know. But credit lyonnais, they didn't come through... 549 00:39:40,420 --> 00:39:43,381 With the second round of financing yet. 550 00:39:43,548 --> 00:39:46,217 - My partners are sick about it. - Well... 551 00:39:46,426 --> 00:39:49,304 That's not my problem, Jean-Philippe. 552 00:39:49,470 --> 00:39:52,098 - I want my money. - I just told you, I don't have it. 553 00:39:52,307 --> 00:39:53,933 Well... 554 00:39:54,434 --> 00:39:57,145 - When are you gonna get it? - I don't know, okay? 555 00:39:57,312 --> 00:40:01,065 I don't know. It doesn't look too good. 556 00:40:02,191 --> 00:40:03,526 What does that mean? 557 00:40:04,402 --> 00:40:05,987 I mean... 558 00:40:06,154 --> 00:40:08,781 I don't know if it's going to happen, all right? 559 00:40:08,948 --> 00:40:11,659 They were not convinced to our business model. 560 00:40:11,826 --> 00:40:15,121 They didn't agree there was as much potential for armagnac. 561 00:40:16,331 --> 00:40:17,707 The problem has been... 562 00:40:17,874 --> 00:40:21,961 It seems that people cannot figure out how to market armagnac. 563 00:40:22,837 --> 00:40:26,549 The hip approach, like with stoli, fails. 564 00:40:26,883 --> 00:40:28,718 Well, you said it was the next vodka! 565 00:40:28,927 --> 00:40:31,220 Hey, so we are big boys, we must move on. 566 00:40:31,429 --> 00:40:34,849 Frog-eating, fucking faccia di cazzo. 567 00:40:35,058 --> 00:40:37,560 - What did you say? - I said, I want my money. 568 00:40:37,769 --> 00:40:40,146 Are you stupid? That money's spent. 569 00:40:40,313 --> 00:40:43,942 - Operating expenses, notaires, travel... - No. 570 00:40:44,108 --> 00:40:48,613 - You have my $50,000. - It's business. It's a risk. 571 00:40:48,821 --> 00:40:52,408 - I have a daughter who needs braces! - Listen to me, I don't have it now. 572 00:40:52,617 --> 00:40:56,829 You fucking French fucking lying cocksucker! 573 00:40:57,747 --> 00:40:58,915 (Choking sound) 574 00:40:59,999 --> 00:41:02,168 Fuck to your mother! 575 00:41:05,797 --> 00:41:07,173 (Smacking sound) 576 00:41:11,260 --> 00:41:13,304 Get off me. 577 00:41:14,097 --> 00:41:15,473 (Cursing in French) 578 00:41:17,100 --> 00:41:18,393 My earring! 579 00:41:19,936 --> 00:41:22,563 You ripped my fucking ear! 580 00:41:25,858 --> 00:41:28,695 - I want my money! - Fuck you! 581 00:41:28,861 --> 00:41:31,447 I see you again, I'll kill you. 582 00:41:38,705 --> 00:41:41,666 Keep knocking on the door without going in right away. 583 00:41:41,833 --> 00:41:45,920 You gotta poke the perimeter until she's out of her fucking mind and begging. 584 00:41:46,087 --> 00:41:49,257 Then you own that shit. That pussy's yours. 585 00:41:49,424 --> 00:41:51,384 I think she's ready. 586 00:41:51,551 --> 00:41:54,137 We shall know forsooth. 587 00:41:54,721 --> 00:41:57,223 Liz has been to her house. She says it's nice. 588 00:42:00,059 --> 00:42:01,811 Doesn't look that great. 589 00:42:01,978 --> 00:42:04,856 It's kind of Bo peep-ish. 590 00:42:06,691 --> 00:42:08,985 Can I help you? 591 00:42:10,820 --> 00:42:14,949 - We're here to see Devin pillsbury. - Proceed on up. Park in the auto court. 592 00:42:16,951 --> 00:42:18,536 (Gate opening) 593 00:42:30,339 --> 00:42:32,717 - Help you guys? - It's okay, Ted. 594 00:42:32,884 --> 00:42:34,552 Hi, guys. 595 00:42:34,719 --> 00:42:37,680 - You wanna pull it over here for me, sir? - Hi, a.J. 596 00:42:45,605 --> 00:42:47,523 Wow. 597 00:42:47,857 --> 00:42:49,358 Nice place. 598 00:42:51,986 --> 00:42:53,446 (Sigh) 599 00:43:07,251 --> 00:43:09,629 (French music playing) 600 00:43:10,421 --> 00:43:13,466 (Weeping) 601 00:43:23,976 --> 00:43:26,687 - Get out of here. - No, it's true. 602 00:43:26,896 --> 00:43:30,858 - Iceland is a volcano. - Hawaii is a volcano. 603 00:43:31,400 --> 00:43:33,027 (Phone ringing) 604 00:43:37,156 --> 00:43:40,326 Come here. Okay... 605 00:43:44,205 --> 00:43:47,875 - Hello? - I just want you to know that I tried... 606 00:43:48,084 --> 00:43:50,378 And I didn't mean to hurt anybody. 607 00:43:50,628 --> 00:43:55,550 And I love you, and I'm sorry I let you down. 608 00:43:55,675 --> 00:43:56,509 (Weeping) 609 00:43:56,676 --> 00:43:57,676 Artie? 610 00:43:59,137 --> 00:44:01,055 What's the matter? What's wrong with you? 611 00:44:01,264 --> 00:44:04,642 I'm a complete and total failure. 612 00:44:07,603 --> 00:44:09,522 You take care of Charmaine. 613 00:44:09,730 --> 00:44:11,440 What did you do, Artie? 614 00:44:11,607 --> 00:44:14,569 - What did you do? - I'm just gonna go to sleep. 615 00:44:14,777 --> 00:44:17,280 Artie, did you take something? 616 00:44:17,446 --> 00:44:18,823 Don't go to sleep! 617 00:44:19,031 --> 00:44:21,325 Artie, you hear me? Don't go to sleep! 618 00:44:21,742 --> 00:44:23,327 (Phone hanging up) 619 00:44:24,120 --> 00:44:27,957 - Jesus fucking Christ. - What's wrong? You gotta go? 620 00:44:28,124 --> 00:44:29,667 A friend of mine. 621 00:44:29,834 --> 00:44:33,754 Fucking idiot took some pills or something, he's trying to kill himself. 622 00:44:35,423 --> 00:44:37,884 All right, what the fuck am I doing? 623 00:44:41,304 --> 00:44:43,681 I'm gonna call 911. 624 00:44:43,848 --> 00:44:46,100 It'll do him more good than I can. 625 00:44:51,606 --> 00:44:55,026 - Are these real? - Yeah. 626 00:44:56,027 --> 00:44:59,989 - So this is, like, a real Picasso? - Well, my dad collects his later stuff. 627 00:45:01,657 --> 00:45:03,409 They're all cocks. 628 00:45:03,618 --> 00:45:05,369 Well, Picasso was an old man by then. 629 00:45:05,578 --> 00:45:07,788 Shit, they must be worth millions at least. 630 00:45:07,955 --> 00:45:11,542 - Isn't your dad afraid we'll steal them? - No. 631 00:45:15,671 --> 00:45:17,465 What is that, a sota turntable? 632 00:45:17,798 --> 00:45:21,093 Patrick, little Mr. Consumer. 633 00:45:23,638 --> 00:45:26,057 You don't like that? Do you want something else? 634 00:45:26,265 --> 00:45:28,351 No, just... 635 00:45:28,643 --> 00:45:30,937 I wish you would've said something. 636 00:45:31,103 --> 00:45:33,147 It doesn't mean anything. 637 00:45:33,522 --> 00:45:35,358 I feel so stupid. 638 00:45:35,524 --> 00:45:37,735 My mother's stupid lladro, and... 639 00:45:37,902 --> 00:45:39,987 "We have a housekeeper three days a week." 640 00:45:40,196 --> 00:45:42,156 I don't care. 641 00:45:42,323 --> 00:45:44,367 I like you. 642 00:45:44,533 --> 00:45:47,954 Rubber soul in mint condition. This has gotta be worth what? 643 00:45:49,497 --> 00:45:51,040 You should've told me. 644 00:45:51,207 --> 00:45:54,252 - And what would you have done if I did? - I don't know. 645 00:45:54,418 --> 00:45:58,839 I mean, if it wasn't such a big deal, why didn't you say something? 646 00:46:07,723 --> 00:46:11,352 - Jesus. - Artie, what happened? 647 00:46:11,894 --> 00:46:13,938 It all went to shit. 648 00:46:14,105 --> 00:46:16,148 The next vodka. 649 00:46:16,357 --> 00:46:19,735 - So this is what you do? - But you don't understand. 650 00:46:19,902 --> 00:46:21,529 The money's gone. 651 00:46:24,490 --> 00:46:26,492 Can't you come and talk to me? 652 00:46:26,659 --> 00:46:29,328 Hey. Hey, I'm your friend. 653 00:46:30,955 --> 00:46:34,834 Suppose you hadn't reached me and I come to your house and I find you dead. 654 00:46:36,168 --> 00:46:37,795 How am I supposed to feel? 655 00:46:42,633 --> 00:46:44,510 Take the restaurant. 656 00:46:45,177 --> 00:46:46,304 (Weeping) 657 00:46:47,054 --> 00:46:49,682 I don't want the fucking restaurant. 658 00:46:51,892 --> 00:46:54,729 Then how am I gonna pay you back? 659 00:46:54,979 --> 00:46:58,649 Fifty thousand dollars, it'd take the rest of my life. 660 00:46:58,816 --> 00:47:02,445 Well, it's 51,500, vig-wise, Artie, and... 661 00:47:02,611 --> 00:47:05,865 Technically, you already missed a payment. 662 00:47:09,535 --> 00:47:11,954 All right, look, let's just... 663 00:47:12,621 --> 00:47:15,374 We'll wipe my tab at the restaurant. 664 00:47:15,583 --> 00:47:17,543 Thank you. 665 00:47:21,881 --> 00:47:25,885 But, Tony, that's what, $6000? 666 00:47:26,052 --> 00:47:27,845 What about the rest of the money? 667 00:47:28,054 --> 00:47:31,640 I'll assume the guy's debt, collect the 50 g's. 668 00:47:31,807 --> 00:47:33,476 Thank you. 669 00:47:45,321 --> 00:47:48,824 The cobwebs are now removed. 670 00:47:48,991 --> 00:47:52,661 - What the fuck are you talking about? - You saw this whole thing, didn't you? 671 00:47:52,828 --> 00:47:57,333 You knew exactly what was gonna happen. 672 00:47:59,752 --> 00:48:02,338 You can see 20 moves down the road. 673 00:48:02,546 --> 00:48:05,633 Please, I don't blame you, I envy you. 674 00:48:05,800 --> 00:48:06,842 It's like an instinct. 675 00:48:07,009 --> 00:48:10,346 Like a hawk sees a mouse moving around a corn field from a mile up. 676 00:48:10,554 --> 00:48:13,391 You think it's my fault you're fucking lying in here? 677 00:48:13,599 --> 00:48:18,687 It's just that somebody mentions 50 grand to bankroll a French digestif... 678 00:48:18,854 --> 00:48:21,816 And your mind goes through all the permutations... 679 00:48:21,982 --> 00:48:24,485 At, like, Internet speed, and realizes: 680 00:48:24,652 --> 00:48:28,280 "Worst-case scenario, I eat for free." 681 00:48:32,076 --> 00:48:35,079 You fucking suicide! You're disgraceful! 682 00:48:35,287 --> 00:48:38,666 - I'm sorry. - No, fuck that! 683 00:48:38,958 --> 00:48:39,959 (Weeping) 684 00:48:43,379 --> 00:48:45,423 Anybody else know I loaned you the money? 685 00:48:45,589 --> 00:48:47,258 - Like who? - I don't give a fuck who. 686 00:48:47,425 --> 00:48:49,510 Adriana, father intintola, my wife. 687 00:48:49,718 --> 00:48:51,470 Anybody? 688 00:48:54,265 --> 00:48:56,559 All right, you got mugged... 689 00:48:56,725 --> 00:48:59,270 Outside of your house. It was a street crime, kids. 690 00:48:59,603 --> 00:49:01,897 They took your wallet and watch. Where are they? 691 00:49:02,273 --> 00:49:04,733 - Why? - Come on. 692 00:49:09,905 --> 00:49:11,615 Why? 693 00:49:11,782 --> 00:49:14,160 You don't care what people think? 694 00:49:14,869 --> 00:49:17,580 Well, I do. Enough people hate me. 695 00:49:19,165 --> 00:49:20,708 You fought back. 696 00:49:20,875 --> 00:49:23,544 They ripped your earring out, you went inside... 697 00:49:23,711 --> 00:49:25,504 You took pills to kill the pain... 698 00:49:25,671 --> 00:49:28,632 Because you knew you'd have to wait at the emergency room. 699 00:49:28,799 --> 00:49:31,927 Ton, they pumped my stomach. 700 00:49:32,094 --> 00:49:34,305 They saw the armagnac. 701 00:49:34,513 --> 00:49:37,308 You got fucking mugged. Do you understand me? 702 00:49:37,725 --> 00:49:40,186 I didn't loan you shit. 703 00:49:46,358 --> 00:49:47,860 (Billy Joel playing) 704 00:50:09,798 --> 00:50:11,592 That night, I had this dream. 705 00:50:12,468 --> 00:50:15,888 My grandfather's at a table, and in front of him is steak pizzaiola. 706 00:50:16,096 --> 00:50:18,015 Standing next to him is my grandmother. 707 00:50:18,224 --> 00:50:21,185 She's wearing a blue dress and pouring him a glass of wine. 708 00:50:21,352 --> 00:50:24,188 And he says to me, "you see this? 709 00:50:24,355 --> 00:50:27,775 If you got a good wife, you're a millionaire." 710 00:50:28,067 --> 00:50:31,779 So the next day, I go over carmela's house for dinner with her family. 711 00:50:31,946 --> 00:50:34,865 And in front of me is steak pizzaiola. 712 00:50:36,116 --> 00:50:38,744 Before I could realize the déja vu that was going on... 713 00:50:38,911 --> 00:50:41,247 Carmela's standing next to me in a blue dress. 714 00:50:41,872 --> 00:50:44,166 Pouring me a glass of soda. 715 00:50:45,876 --> 00:50:47,836 The next day, I bought the ring. 716 00:50:50,089 --> 00:50:53,509 That is so incredible, so romantic. 717 00:50:55,594 --> 00:50:58,389 She's a romantic one, this one. 718 00:50:58,597 --> 00:51:00,599 - She gonna clean my teeth for me. - Really? 719 00:51:00,766 --> 00:51:04,144 I have to confess. You know, sometimes, I find the dentist erotic. 720 00:51:04,436 --> 00:51:06,855 Brian, all night I admire your suit. 721 00:51:07,022 --> 00:51:09,233 My man, Mr. Soprano, turned me on to it. 722 00:51:09,441 --> 00:51:10,985 Nice. Patsy? 723 00:51:12,194 --> 00:51:15,197 I'd like to propose a toast to our host. 724 00:51:15,364 --> 00:51:17,575 Hear, hear. 725 00:51:17,741 --> 00:51:22,037 Tony, great tickets, great meal, great wine... 726 00:51:22,204 --> 00:51:27,084 And for being a great guy who I'm proud to call a new friend. 727 00:51:36,093 --> 00:51:38,262 So he says I planned it all along. 728 00:51:38,554 --> 00:51:41,890 That I could see 20 steps down the road how it was gonna go... 729 00:51:42,057 --> 00:51:44,310 - And how he was gonna get screwed. - Did you? 730 00:51:45,811 --> 00:51:48,897 - See it? - I don't know. 731 00:51:50,858 --> 00:51:56,071 According to him, it's subconscious, second nature. 732 00:51:56,280 --> 00:51:57,781 But the accusation bothers you. 733 00:51:57,948 --> 00:52:01,410 Is that the kind of person I am? A hawk? 734 00:52:01,577 --> 00:52:03,203 That's an animal. 735 00:52:03,370 --> 00:52:07,541 Well, as I understand it, you make a lot of your living through usury. 736 00:52:07,708 --> 00:52:11,879 So why the pangs of conscience this time? 737 00:52:12,046 --> 00:52:16,258 Do you think your reaction would have been the same if it all...? 738 00:52:16,425 --> 00:52:19,887 Your friend taking the pills, all of it... 739 00:52:20,346 --> 00:52:25,934 Hadn't happened a week or so after you found out about Gloria? 740 00:52:27,311 --> 00:52:28,937 I'll tell you one thing. 741 00:52:29,104 --> 00:52:31,732 One suicide is bad enough, but two? 742 00:52:31,899 --> 00:52:34,818 They can both go fuck themselves. 743 00:52:35,903 --> 00:52:39,740 I made a donation to the suicide hot line in her name, and... 744 00:52:40,032 --> 00:52:41,950 That's it. 745 00:52:45,746 --> 00:52:46,747 (Door opening) 746 00:52:51,585 --> 00:52:52,378 (Grunting) 747 00:52:52,419 --> 00:52:56,423 The projection screen in their media room was as big as the small ones at amc. 748 00:52:56,632 --> 00:53:00,761 I heard Mr. Pillsbury is some kind of financial corporate whiz or something. 749 00:53:01,387 --> 00:53:05,015 - Dude, you're the pillsbury doughboy. - Shut up. 750 00:53:07,393 --> 00:53:11,188 Hey, a.J., how come your dad doesn't have that Don corleone money? 751 00:53:13,607 --> 00:53:15,776 I don't know. 752 00:53:17,736 --> 00:53:19,363 (Music cueing up)