1 00:00:11,762 --> 00:00:14,973 J“ ["woke up this morning" song playing] J“ 2 00:01:41,935 --> 00:01:44,021 "Italy was relieved today upon learning... 3 00:01:44,104 --> 00:01:45,606 That the country's high court... 4 00:01:45,647 --> 00:01:49,818 Had ruled that influence peddling is not a crime. 5 00:01:50,569 --> 00:01:54,656 Said Franco ferrarotti, an Italian sociologist: 6 00:01:54,740 --> 00:01:56,366 'Essentially the judges are saying 7 00:01:56,450 --> 00:01:57,784 what everybody believes.' 8 00:01:57,826 --> 00:02:00,495 he was referring to raccomandazione, 9 00:02:00,579 --> 00:02:01,622 the Italian custom... 10 00:02:01,663 --> 00:02:05,083 Of seeking special treatment from people in power. 11 00:02:06,835 --> 00:02:09,713 'This is our version of the protestant ethic, ' 12 00:02:09,796 --> 00:02:11,298 Mr. Ferrarotti said. 13 00:02:11,381 --> 00:02:14,426 The case concerned a clerk of a civil court in potenza... 14 00:02:14,468 --> 00:02:17,929 Who was jailed for promising to speed up someone's trial. 15 00:02:17,971 --> 00:02:21,141 Evidence showed that he received 88 pounds of fish... 16 00:02:21,183 --> 00:02:24,311 In return for his assistance." 17 00:02:31,151 --> 00:02:34,321 J“ [John singing "world destruction"] J“ 18 00:03:15,362 --> 00:03:17,364 [Child crying] 19 00:03:30,752 --> 00:03:33,088 [Telephone ringing] 20 00:03:33,171 --> 00:03:36,717 Hello? Yeah, she's here. 21 00:03:37,175 --> 00:03:39,553 She's on duty today. 22 00:03:39,636 --> 00:03:42,180 The same, undercover. 23 00:03:42,222 --> 00:03:44,516 Yeah, let me have her call you back. 24 00:03:44,558 --> 00:03:46,768 Deb, it was your mom. 25 00:04:06,288 --> 00:04:08,415 You complain about your paper on ethnicity. 26 00:04:08,457 --> 00:04:10,834 Here's interesting stuff. It's your background. 27 00:04:10,917 --> 00:04:15,255 We're from potenza? I thought we were "nabolidaboli" or whatever. 28 00:04:15,297 --> 00:04:19,009 Napoletani. But this is about Italy as a whole. 29 00:04:19,593 --> 00:04:21,428 The squirrels eat that bread I put out 30 00:04:21,470 --> 00:04:23,430 for the ducks or somebody sweep it up? 31 00:04:23,472 --> 00:04:25,265 I do know that Meadow stepped in 32 00:04:25,348 --> 00:04:27,058 some soggy bread in her bare feet. 33 00:04:27,100 --> 00:04:29,644 You should've heard it. 34 00:04:29,728 --> 00:04:31,563 What's that? 35 00:04:31,605 --> 00:04:33,315 The New York times 36 00:04:33,398 --> 00:04:34,709 that your friend here has delivered to him... 37 00:04:34,733 --> 00:04:37,235 Every day at school for social studies... 38 00:04:37,277 --> 00:04:39,279 Then doesn't read. I find them in his room. 39 00:04:39,613 --> 00:04:41,448 Make a go of it at that new school. 40 00:04:41,490 --> 00:04:43,992 You got no idea what we had to do to get you in. 41 00:04:44,326 --> 00:04:47,120 There is no reason you shouldn't pass social studies. 42 00:04:47,204 --> 00:04:49,456 You passing social studies? 43 00:04:49,539 --> 00:04:51,958 You just reveal your own ignorance. 44 00:04:52,042 --> 00:04:54,711 It's only been five days. We didn't get grades yet. 45 00:04:54,961 --> 00:04:58,965 I what? I reveal my own what? 46 00:04:59,007 --> 00:05:01,218 [Oven timer beeping] 47 00:05:08,141 --> 00:05:10,560 Look at that. 48 00:05:13,563 --> 00:05:15,148 Now he's reading. 49 00:05:15,190 --> 00:05:17,317 [Knocking on door] 50 00:05:22,989 --> 00:05:25,867 - Hey, everybody. - Where's furio? 51 00:05:29,246 --> 00:05:30,914 How you doing, ton? 52 00:05:30,997 --> 00:05:33,083 Carmela: A.J., finish getting dressed. 53 00:05:33,166 --> 00:05:35,210 - You want some coffee? - No. 54 00:05:35,293 --> 00:05:36,670 -Has furio got that bug again? 55 00:05:36,711 --> 00:05:38,839 -Tony likes to mix it up, you know. 56 00:05:38,880 --> 00:05:40,340 Different cars. 57 00:05:44,678 --> 00:05:48,682 - What, the caprice? - No, he's turning off. 58 00:05:48,765 --> 00:05:51,309 Take me to my uncle's doctor. 59 00:05:51,351 --> 00:05:55,605 Furio called me. He's going to the fucking track today? 60 00:05:57,107 --> 00:05:58,358 So, what about it? 61 00:05:58,400 --> 00:06:00,735 I don't know. I'm driving again all of a sudden. 62 00:06:00,819 --> 00:06:03,446 I gotta explain why I want you with me this week? 63 00:06:03,530 --> 00:06:05,949 - God forbid you explain. - That's right. 64 00:06:06,032 --> 00:06:08,034 Now you're gonna get fresh about it. 65 00:06:08,118 --> 00:06:10,245 I'm just saying, I'm glad to do it. 66 00:06:10,328 --> 00:06:12,622 Oh, I'm glad you're glad. 67 00:06:20,213 --> 00:06:22,257 Your father was like a mentor to me. 68 00:06:22,340 --> 00:06:24,676 - Right. - A standup. 69 00:06:24,718 --> 00:06:27,596 You ask anybody. Your old man was a legend. 70 00:06:27,929 --> 00:06:31,391 He single-handed hunted down that new england crew. 71 00:06:31,433 --> 00:06:34,644 Brought the war home to them up there. 72 00:06:36,855 --> 00:06:38,940 Another Chevy. 73 00:06:42,569 --> 00:06:44,404 It's nuns. 74 00:06:44,446 --> 00:06:48,074 Might be undercover feds, but I doubt it. 75 00:06:49,576 --> 00:06:51,578 [Child crying] 76 00:06:59,669 --> 00:07:02,255 He must be colicky. 77 00:07:05,592 --> 00:07:09,054 I think he likes your hair better that way. 78 00:07:13,099 --> 00:07:15,727 [Speaking in foreign language] 79 00:07:15,769 --> 00:07:17,520 Mr. Soprano. 80 00:07:17,896 --> 00:07:20,774 - There she is. - You be good, now. Don't start. 81 00:07:20,857 --> 00:07:22,984 You ought to see my finish. 82 00:07:24,402 --> 00:07:27,030 You know, you get sued for talk like that nowadays. 83 00:07:27,113 --> 00:07:28,448 Cancel my appointment. 84 00:07:28,490 --> 00:07:29,950 Let me die if a man can't voice... 85 00:07:29,991 --> 00:07:31,451 To a beautiful woman 86 00:07:31,534 --> 00:07:33,036 the zephyrs blowing through his mind. 87 00:07:33,119 --> 00:07:34,913 My god, will you listen to him today? 88 00:07:34,955 --> 00:07:38,625 Go in there now and strip down to your shorts. 89 00:07:38,667 --> 00:07:40,961 You see, now? I'm not gonna touch that line. 90 00:07:41,002 --> 00:07:44,464 Too much class. But as for that lovely laugh line... 91 00:07:44,506 --> 00:07:46,341 Come on, handsome, we're busy. 92 00:07:46,424 --> 00:07:49,302 Give me that cheek, right here. 93 00:07:49,386 --> 00:07:51,554 I surrender. Do with me what you will. 94 00:07:51,638 --> 00:07:53,181 Okay. 95 00:07:53,807 --> 00:07:56,476 The doctor will be with you both. 96 00:08:05,318 --> 00:08:07,529 So, what'd you wanna see me about? 97 00:08:07,612 --> 00:08:09,990 My trial starts a week from Tuesday. 98 00:08:10,073 --> 00:08:10,991 You'll beat it. 99 00:08:11,074 --> 00:08:12,200 Melvoin's good. 100 00:08:12,283 --> 00:08:14,744 We have to change our arrangement. 101 00:08:20,333 --> 00:08:21,668 Which arrangement is that? 102 00:08:21,751 --> 00:08:24,170 These lawyers are taking my internal organs. 103 00:08:24,254 --> 00:08:26,339 A million bucks for this trial, 104 00:08:26,381 --> 00:08:28,008 melvoin and hirshorn are charging. 105 00:08:28,049 --> 00:08:30,176 And that was bad enough. 106 00:08:30,218 --> 00:08:32,721 They put this Harvard kid on, this lackey. 107 00:08:32,804 --> 00:08:34,164 I don't know what the fuck he does. 108 00:08:34,264 --> 00:08:36,224 And then they just decided we needed 109 00:08:36,307 --> 00:08:38,518 audibility experts to testify you can't... 110 00:08:38,560 --> 00:08:40,395 Definitively state what people 111 00:08:40,478 --> 00:08:42,397 are saying on the government tapes. 112 00:08:42,480 --> 00:08:43,773 I could fucking tell them that. 113 00:08:44,065 --> 00:08:46,776 Yeah, well, those guys, they got sound graphs and shit. 114 00:08:46,985 --> 00:08:49,112 Fifty grand the cocksuckers are charging. 115 00:08:49,362 --> 00:08:51,281 Plus the minimization expert, 116 00:08:51,364 --> 00:08:53,324 plus the fucking monthly expenses. 117 00:08:53,366 --> 00:08:55,827 Fucking Lexus fees, the xeroxing. 118 00:08:55,869 --> 00:08:58,830 An entire forest must have given its life in xerox paper... 119 00:08:58,872 --> 00:09:00,999 Just for this one fucking trial. 120 00:09:01,041 --> 00:09:02,042 I said to Mel, 121 00:09:02,125 --> 00:09:03,960 "can't we just at one meeting 122 00:09:04,044 --> 00:09:05,062 all read from the same paper? 123 00:09:05,086 --> 00:09:08,089 - Pass it around?" - Our split stays the same. 124 00:09:10,508 --> 00:09:14,137 You kept me in place as boss to take the heat off you. 125 00:09:14,888 --> 00:09:16,973 My legal problems let you go strutting 126 00:09:17,057 --> 00:09:18,725 around like a gabavreesch two years. 127 00:09:18,767 --> 00:09:21,895 - There you go. - Ten points. 128 00:09:22,103 --> 00:09:24,064 I got medical bills too, Anthony. 129 00:09:24,105 --> 00:09:25,732 I got cash-flow problems of my own. 130 00:09:25,815 --> 00:09:29,069 A one-time hit, 50, 75 grand to cover the audibility expert. 131 00:09:29,319 --> 00:09:31,029 I got two kids in private schools. 132 00:09:31,071 --> 00:09:32,447 Goddamn it! 133 00:09:32,739 --> 00:09:34,240 Get your shy running right. 134 00:09:34,282 --> 00:09:37,535 That's what you should be focused on. 135 00:09:50,090 --> 00:09:52,759 Would you like to try some kielbasa? Kentshire farms. 136 00:09:52,842 --> 00:09:54,844 - Sure. - Woman: Nitrate free. 137 00:09:59,265 --> 00:10:00,100 [Dog barking] 138 00:10:00,183 --> 00:10:03,311 I mean, don't get me wrong, I like versace's dinnennare... 139 00:10:03,645 --> 00:10:07,190 But stamping your face on every plate. The ego! 140 00:10:07,273 --> 00:10:09,859 [Dog barking] 141 00:10:09,943 --> 00:10:10,944 Look who's here. 142 00:10:11,611 --> 00:10:14,572 My god, what are you doing home? 143 00:10:16,574 --> 00:10:18,159 I gotta get this out of my car. 144 00:10:18,243 --> 00:10:19,452 Is that for us? 145 00:10:21,454 --> 00:10:23,456 You're in a good mood. 146 00:10:24,374 --> 00:10:26,459 Want me to fix you a plate? 147 00:10:26,876 --> 00:10:28,878 Christopher: Will you shut that pocket rat up? 148 00:10:29,295 --> 00:10:30,839 You wanna say hello to Danielle? 149 00:10:30,922 --> 00:10:32,298 Not really. 150 00:10:32,382 --> 00:10:33,800 I should go, anyhow. 151 00:10:33,842 --> 00:10:37,011 Enjoy your wine. Don't listen to his bullshit. 152 00:10:37,095 --> 00:10:38,888 I gotta get up early tomorrow. 153 00:10:39,180 --> 00:10:40,807 No matter how much the John offers? 154 00:10:40,849 --> 00:10:41,850 Pig. 155 00:10:44,894 --> 00:10:46,187 This is beautiful. 156 00:10:47,313 --> 00:10:49,107 Where'd you get it? 157 00:10:49,149 --> 00:10:50,483 You said you were gonna go, go. 158 00:10:50,900 --> 00:10:53,486 - I gotta get some sleep. - I should go. 159 00:10:57,657 --> 00:10:59,492 Froze to death in that mail today. 160 00:10:59,534 --> 00:11:01,744 They go crazy with the air conditioning. 161 00:11:01,828 --> 00:11:04,289 So when am I gonna see you again? 162 00:11:04,330 --> 00:11:05,331 I'll call you. 163 00:11:05,415 --> 00:11:07,000 Okay, sweetie. 164 00:11:08,710 --> 00:11:10,712 Woman: Some of those bags look like Gucci. 165 00:11:10,795 --> 00:11:13,965 He gets that stuff all the time. His cousin's a quuidator. 166 00:11:14,007 --> 00:11:16,593 - Bye. - See you. 167 00:11:18,845 --> 00:11:23,266 - You are so fucking rude. - I had a horrible goddamn day. 168 00:11:23,349 --> 00:11:25,935 She's over here all the time lately. 169 00:11:27,187 --> 00:11:29,606 Tony still acting all mean? 170 00:11:30,398 --> 00:11:32,150 Cosette, quiet. 171 00:11:32,192 --> 00:11:33,776 Fucking asshole. 172 00:11:33,860 --> 00:11:35,778 Ever since I questioned his judgment... 173 00:11:35,862 --> 00:11:37,655 On some ralphie-Jackie Jr. Problem. 174 00:11:37,697 --> 00:11:41,367 Like he's fucking infallible, pope Tony xxiii or some shit. 175 00:11:41,451 --> 00:11:43,703 Now he starts in with my father... 176 00:11:43,745 --> 00:11:45,139 So I can be compared all negafive. 177 00:11:45,163 --> 00:11:46,873 - Jeez. - You never know. 178 00:11:46,956 --> 00:11:49,209 I could be on the endangered species list. 179 00:11:49,542 --> 00:11:53,004 - Chrissy! - Gonna get high? 180 00:11:53,671 --> 00:11:55,298 Maybe I'll just smoke some. 181 00:11:55,548 --> 00:11:58,593 Stonato. That's more addictive than shooting. 182 00:11:58,676 --> 00:12:01,221 I don't do it every fucking day now... 183 00:12:01,262 --> 00:12:02,305 Like some people. 184 00:12:02,555 --> 00:12:05,058 I'm just chipping. I got it under control. 185 00:12:05,141 --> 00:12:06,976 Chrissy, Tony loves you. 186 00:12:07,060 --> 00:12:10,813 Why would he have you made if he didn't depend on you? 187 00:12:11,397 --> 00:12:14,108 He could depend on me. 188 00:12:14,901 --> 00:12:18,571 When the fuck have I ever not been there 100 percent. 189 00:12:23,618 --> 00:12:27,830 J“ ["the sun is sinkin' in the west" song playing] J“ 190 00:13:15,420 --> 00:13:17,839 Want some? 191 00:13:17,922 --> 00:13:20,633 Can I talk to you a minute? 192 00:13:25,346 --> 00:13:27,598 Turn this off? 193 00:13:27,640 --> 00:13:30,059 Turn it down. 194 00:13:35,023 --> 00:13:36,566 I'm worried, Tony. 195 00:13:36,649 --> 00:13:39,068 - About my weight? - About money. 196 00:13:39,152 --> 00:13:41,654 So you're getting less allowance than usual. 197 00:13:41,738 --> 00:13:42,822 I told you, it's temporary. 198 00:13:43,072 --> 00:13:45,491 Super bowl last year, we didn't lay enough off. 199 00:13:45,575 --> 00:13:48,578 No, it's not just that. I'm worried about you... 200 00:13:48,661 --> 00:13:49,704 About the future... 201 00:13:49,787 --> 00:13:51,706 Me and the kids if something happens to you. 202 00:13:51,789 --> 00:13:54,667 - I don't provide for you? - Now. 203 00:13:54,751 --> 00:13:57,503 I saw Angie bonpensiero today. 204 00:13:57,587 --> 00:14:00,214 She was handing out free Polish sausage... 205 00:14:00,298 --> 00:14:00,923 At the supermarket. 206 00:14:01,007 --> 00:14:03,718 Don't start with that. I supported her long enough. 207 00:14:03,801 --> 00:14:06,512 Who is gonna support your children and me? 208 00:14:06,596 --> 00:14:08,389 If, god forbid, something happens to you. 209 00:14:08,473 --> 00:14:09,473 That's the point. 210 00:14:09,682 --> 00:14:12,727 Sil? Paulie? That is frightening. 211 00:14:12,810 --> 00:14:15,021 You'll be taken care of. 212 00:14:18,107 --> 00:14:20,651 Say, that was real pretty. Go on, play some more. 213 00:14:20,693 --> 00:14:22,820 Now, why don't you play something I... 214 00:14:28,326 --> 00:14:29,869 You're set in perpetuity. 215 00:14:29,952 --> 00:14:31,454 There's money in overseas accounts. 216 00:14:31,704 --> 00:14:33,164 I don't have the serial numbers. 217 00:14:33,206 --> 00:14:34,540 You'll have them then. 218 00:14:34,582 --> 00:14:40,421 Not now. For your own benefit. So you're not an accomplice. 219 00:14:42,131 --> 00:14:44,717 Jesus, carmela, I been busting my pick all day... 220 00:14:44,801 --> 00:14:47,387 To bring home the money you're concerned about. 221 00:14:47,428 --> 00:14:49,597 I thought maybe I could have a sundae... 222 00:14:49,680 --> 00:14:51,116 And zone out in front of the TV... 223 00:14:51,140 --> 00:14:55,436 Because, a, you're right, my job is extremely stressful... 224 00:14:58,856 --> 00:15:02,235 I am talking about some simple estate planning, Tony... 225 00:15:02,276 --> 00:15:03,069 That's all. 226 00:15:03,152 --> 00:15:06,322 My cousin, Brian cammarata, helped lots of people... 227 00:15:06,406 --> 00:15:07,865 Set up trusts for their kids... 228 00:15:07,907 --> 00:15:08,866 Begin asset allocation... 229 00:15:08,908 --> 00:15:11,077 I gotta spell this out for you? 230 00:15:11,160 --> 00:15:13,454 I can't declare x amount of my income. 231 00:15:13,538 --> 00:15:16,207 Your consulting fees from barone sanitation you do. 232 00:15:16,249 --> 00:15:19,293 We file a tax return to justify the house, the cars. 233 00:15:19,377 --> 00:15:22,088 We could be putting aside some to start a portfolio. 234 00:15:22,171 --> 00:15:23,297 Stocks? 235 00:15:23,381 --> 00:15:25,258 You gotta be high in the corporate structure... 236 00:15:25,299 --> 00:15:26,592 To make that work. 237 00:15:26,676 --> 00:15:29,971 We don't have those enron-type connecfions. 238 00:15:30,054 --> 00:15:31,222 Bonds, then. 239 00:15:31,264 --> 00:15:32,449 There are these things called reits... 240 00:15:32,473 --> 00:15:33,593 That Brian told me about. 241 00:15:33,683 --> 00:15:35,601 Bonds? Where's the capital for that? 242 00:15:35,685 --> 00:15:38,020 In the Caymans or under the mattress... 243 00:15:38,104 --> 00:15:40,273 Or wherever you put it at zero growth. 244 00:15:40,481 --> 00:15:41,232 The money stays. 245 00:15:41,274 --> 00:15:42,942 With what's going on in the world? 246 00:15:42,984 --> 00:15:45,820 - There's always an excuse. - There's no cash in this house. 247 00:15:45,903 --> 00:15:48,906 Not since our last bust. Check the vents. 248 00:15:50,491 --> 00:15:52,285 And I provide for my children. 249 00:15:52,368 --> 00:15:53,453 Yes, Tony, you do. 250 00:15:53,494 --> 00:15:56,622 But I don't know how because you won't tell me. 251 00:15:56,706 --> 00:15:58,040 Let me tell you something. 252 00:15:58,124 --> 00:15:59,750 Or you can watch the fucking news. 253 00:15:59,792 --> 00:16:01,919 Everything comes to an end. 254 00:16:12,305 --> 00:16:14,307 Good morning, ton. 255 00:16:15,308 --> 00:16:18,811 - They over there? - I was able to reach everybody. 256 00:16:19,896 --> 00:16:21,647 What the fuck you doing? 257 00:16:21,731 --> 00:16:24,442 - What, ton? - You're wasting fucking ice. 258 00:16:24,484 --> 00:16:25,735 Oh, it's mostly melted. 259 00:16:25,818 --> 00:16:28,279 - You gonna argue with me now? - No, ton. 260 00:16:28,321 --> 00:16:29,965 You don't have to see the monthly statement. 261 00:16:29,989 --> 00:16:31,824 We're losing money. 262 00:16:31,908 --> 00:16:33,659 No, ton, you're right. I don't. 263 00:16:34,160 --> 00:16:36,037 Think that shit grows on trees? 264 00:16:36,120 --> 00:16:39,582 Ice? No, I don't. 265 00:16:39,999 --> 00:16:41,185 What, are you getting cute with me? 266 00:16:41,209 --> 00:16:42,126 No. 267 00:16:42,168 --> 00:16:45,087 I think you are. You're getting an attitude on you. 268 00:16:45,171 --> 00:16:47,673 I'm not. 269 00:16:50,176 --> 00:16:52,345 Ice, ton, when it hangs around... 270 00:16:52,386 --> 00:16:54,055 Hey, Georgie, be quiet. 271 00:16:54,514 --> 00:16:55,890 But it gets watery. 272 00:16:55,973 --> 00:16:58,559 It dilutes the drinks, especially scotch. 273 00:16:58,768 --> 00:17:00,686 Jesus Christ. 274 00:17:00,728 --> 00:17:02,688 Here, throw it all away now. 275 00:17:02,772 --> 00:17:04,607 Waste it all, fucking John d. Rockefeller! 276 00:17:04,690 --> 00:17:08,194 Waste it all! Motherfuck, huh! 277 00:17:12,490 --> 00:17:14,700 Conserve! 278 00:17:30,591 --> 00:17:32,885 Where were you? 279 00:17:40,226 --> 00:17:41,936 I wanna know why there's zero growth... 280 00:17:42,019 --> 00:17:44,689 In this family's receipts. 281 00:17:46,399 --> 00:17:49,235 Where's the fucking money? 282 00:17:50,069 --> 00:17:51,779 You're supposed to be earners. 283 00:17:51,862 --> 00:17:53,948 That's why you got the top-tier positions. 284 00:17:54,031 --> 00:17:57,159 Each of you, go to your people on the street, crack some heads. 285 00:17:57,243 --> 00:18:00,121 Create some fucking earners out there! 286 00:18:05,126 --> 00:18:08,421 The guy. We talked about this over at the other place. 287 00:18:08,754 --> 00:18:13,175 With the guy, the councilman. What the fuck happened to that? 288 00:18:13,259 --> 00:18:14,802 - It petered out. - It petered out? 289 00:18:15,136 --> 00:18:17,555 - It died on the vine. - It died on the vine? 290 00:18:17,597 --> 00:18:20,474 It died on the vine. The guy, he moved or something. 291 00:18:21,058 --> 00:18:25,062 Oh, nobody knows what the fuck I'm talking about? 292 00:18:27,857 --> 00:18:30,860 We hear you, ton. 293 00:18:34,614 --> 00:18:37,199 My uncle... 294 00:18:37,283 --> 00:18:41,078 The boss of this family, is on trial for his life. 295 00:18:41,579 --> 00:18:45,958 And what you people are kicking up there is a fucking disgrace. 296 00:18:46,876 --> 00:18:51,172 You know how much lawyers cost? A major rico like his? 297 00:18:51,255 --> 00:18:54,008 I'm the only one supporting him. 298 00:18:54,091 --> 00:18:57,595 This thing is a pyramid, since time immemorial. 299 00:18:57,637 --> 00:18:59,138 Shit runs downhill. 300 00:18:59,221 --> 00:19:01,057 Money goes up. It's that simple. 301 00:19:01,349 --> 00:19:03,476 I should not have to be coming here... 302 00:19:03,559 --> 00:19:06,103 Hat in my hand... 303 00:19:06,145 --> 00:19:09,148 Reminding you about your duty to that man. 304 00:19:10,316 --> 00:19:12,526 And I don't wanna hear about the economy! 305 00:19:12,610 --> 00:19:14,528 I don't wanna hear it. 306 00:19:14,612 --> 00:19:16,906 Sil, break it down for them. 307 00:19:16,989 --> 00:19:19,033 What two businesses have been... 308 00:19:19,116 --> 00:19:22,244 Recession-proof since time immemorial? 309 00:19:22,328 --> 00:19:24,997 Certain aspects of show business and our thing. 310 00:19:25,581 --> 00:19:28,334 Now, that's it. That's all I gotta say. 311 00:19:28,417 --> 00:19:31,796 Frankly, I'm depressed and ashamed. 312 00:19:46,519 --> 00:19:50,731 Is that what your coach laid out for you as a training breakfast? 313 00:19:58,322 --> 00:20:01,826 The shelf in the garage is still loose. 314 00:20:02,243 --> 00:20:04,495 You went down in the garage? 315 00:20:04,537 --> 00:20:06,455 I'm gonna go check it out. 316 00:20:06,914 --> 00:20:09,583 You said you'd get up early, come to church with me... 317 00:20:09,667 --> 00:20:12,086 And go online and register for your classes. 318 00:20:12,169 --> 00:20:14,046 I'll miss grandma-and-grandpa dinner too. 319 00:20:14,088 --> 00:20:16,757 There's a back-to-school party for Hadley. 320 00:21:11,729 --> 00:21:13,439 Those boring Sunday dinners. 321 00:21:13,481 --> 00:21:15,941 Can one of my new friends eat over? 322 00:21:16,025 --> 00:21:17,860 Aunt r0 and uncle Ralph will be here too... 323 00:21:17,943 --> 00:21:19,862 But I'm sure we can fit. 324 00:21:19,945 --> 00:21:23,449 - Not gonna lay out, dad? - It's too cold. 325 00:21:23,532 --> 00:21:26,535 Ralphie and r0 are coming out here today? 326 00:21:26,619 --> 00:21:27,453 I thought we got that... 327 00:21:27,495 --> 00:21:29,246 Straightened out months ago. 328 00:21:29,288 --> 00:21:30,790 And it's not "uncle" Ralph. 329 00:21:30,831 --> 00:21:32,958 I asked you about inviting them the other night... 330 00:21:33,042 --> 00:21:34,668 And you said, mmm. 331 00:21:34,752 --> 00:21:36,796 I must've been focused on something else. 332 00:21:36,837 --> 00:21:42,134 Yeah, well, it's ro's birthday, and she's very down. 333 00:21:49,266 --> 00:21:53,020 Anthony, I ever tell you about the time I had a Harley? 334 00:21:53,479 --> 00:21:57,274 - Whoa, cool. - Seventy-four shovelhead. 335 00:21:57,316 --> 00:21:59,401 I could blow off porsches on that thing. 336 00:21:59,652 --> 00:22:01,195 Not my dad's Boxster. 337 00:22:01,278 --> 00:22:02,655 - What's your name? - Matt. 338 00:22:02,863 --> 00:22:04,323 Matt, no offense... 339 00:22:04,406 --> 00:22:07,827 But your dad's Boxster is a Porsche with panties. 340 00:22:08,077 --> 00:22:09,161 He knows what I'm saying. 341 00:22:09,203 --> 00:22:12,081 I mean, that's for the Hamptons, the Boxster. 342 00:22:12,164 --> 00:22:14,792 I'm talking turbo carrera. 343 00:22:14,834 --> 00:22:16,502 One time I'm alongside this... 344 00:22:16,544 --> 00:22:18,128 Turbo with doctor plates. 345 00:22:18,170 --> 00:22:21,131 We come off the line, he's got this big Jew grin. 346 00:22:21,173 --> 00:22:23,175 - You're not Jewish, are you? - Half. 347 00:22:23,259 --> 00:22:24,677 He knows it's all in fun. 348 00:22:25,010 --> 00:22:26,050 We hit the intersection... 349 00:22:26,095 --> 00:22:27,680 Passaic Avenue and new Dutch Lane. 350 00:22:27,763 --> 00:22:28,889 We're doing 110. 351 00:22:28,973 --> 00:22:32,685 Right through the light. He wasn't grinning then, boy. 352 00:22:32,768 --> 00:22:37,064 I look back. He's white as false teeth. 353 00:22:37,523 --> 00:22:40,234 Jason mingelli's parents let him get a y2250. 354 00:22:40,317 --> 00:22:41,527 You get on that bike... 355 00:22:41,569 --> 00:22:44,196 I'll cut your legs off before the bike does. 356 00:22:44,280 --> 00:22:45,531 I had the high handlebars. 357 00:22:45,614 --> 00:22:48,367 Bruce dern, don't you got somewhere to be? 358 00:22:48,409 --> 00:22:50,911 I gotta hit the little boys' room. 359 00:22:50,995 --> 00:22:52,580 You guys need some help? 360 00:22:52,913 --> 00:22:57,334 In my day there was a motorcycle called the Vincent black shadow. 361 00:22:57,376 --> 00:23:00,629 - Boy, did that thing take off. - The hoods all drove those. 362 00:23:00,713 --> 00:23:03,883 They beat you up that time, you remember, on city island? 363 00:23:03,924 --> 00:23:05,593 He'd just gotten out of the Navy. 364 00:23:05,676 --> 00:23:08,345 I think he weighed 105 pounds. 365 00:23:08,387 --> 00:23:10,556 Did you see any action in world war ii? 366 00:23:10,639 --> 00:23:11,390 A little bit. 367 00:23:11,432 --> 00:23:13,559 I was stationed in nova scotia... 368 00:23:13,642 --> 00:23:16,312 But I'd caught diverticulitis... 369 00:23:16,395 --> 00:23:17,706 The weight loss she's talking about. 370 00:23:17,730 --> 00:23:19,982 Oh, my god, you're eating. I'm so sorry. 371 00:23:20,065 --> 00:23:21,442 Don't worry, come in. 372 00:23:21,525 --> 00:23:22,765 Absolutely. You want something? 373 00:23:22,943 --> 00:23:24,278 No, thank you. 374 00:23:24,361 --> 00:23:26,071 I came to borrow the samovar... 375 00:23:26,113 --> 00:23:28,365 For my cousin's baby shower. 376 00:23:28,407 --> 00:23:30,409 This is my friend, Danielle ciccolella. 377 00:23:30,618 --> 00:23:32,620 This is Christopher's cousin, Tony. 378 00:23:32,703 --> 00:23:33,913 Tony. 379 00:23:33,954 --> 00:23:36,165 How you doing? 380 00:23:38,167 --> 00:23:39,710 His cousin, carmela. 381 00:23:39,752 --> 00:23:43,213 - This is a beautiful home. - Thank you. 382 00:23:44,256 --> 00:23:46,425 - Where you from, Danielle? - Whippany. 383 00:23:46,675 --> 00:23:49,803 - Want some anisette? - No, thanks. 384 00:23:49,887 --> 00:23:51,221 This thing needs polishing. 385 00:23:51,263 --> 00:23:54,099 [Knocking on door] 386 00:23:54,141 --> 00:23:57,645 - There's a bathroom downstairs. - It's me, Janice. 387 00:23:58,771 --> 00:24:02,566 - There's a bathroom downstairs! - I know. 388 00:24:08,072 --> 00:24:09,949 - What? - What are you doing? 389 00:24:09,990 --> 00:24:12,201 Nothing. 390 00:24:12,284 --> 00:24:15,120 - Come on, come on, come on. - I knew it. 391 00:24:15,204 --> 00:24:17,414 Go ahead, you can do that. 392 00:24:24,296 --> 00:24:26,131 How's ro doing down there? 393 00:24:26,173 --> 00:24:29,426 Very quiet. You know, it's to be expected. 394 00:24:29,468 --> 00:24:33,138 They got her on medication. I don't think it's helping. 395 00:24:33,222 --> 00:24:35,975 "Ah, bartleby! Ah, humanity!" 396 00:24:36,225 --> 00:24:39,436 Danielle, did you see the loggia? 397 00:24:39,478 --> 00:24:43,148 Woman: That loggia was my daughter's idea. 398 00:24:43,232 --> 00:24:45,734 Nice, huh? 399 00:24:46,193 --> 00:24:48,028 Adriana: Danielle, come check this out. 400 00:24:51,240 --> 00:24:53,617 Wait, ralphie. 401 00:24:57,830 --> 00:24:59,164 Oh, come on. 402 00:24:59,206 --> 00:25:02,543 - What? - What are you doing to me here? 403 00:25:11,135 --> 00:25:13,345 [Moaning] 404 00:25:15,514 --> 00:25:19,560 I was stationed in Nova Scotia. Well, I told you that. 405 00:25:20,269 --> 00:25:23,105 Anyway, there was nothing for them to do... 406 00:25:23,188 --> 00:25:24,273 In Nova Scotia. 407 00:25:24,356 --> 00:25:27,276 Great seafood, but other than that... 408 00:25:43,667 --> 00:25:46,086 It's a lot of cracked corn. 409 00:25:46,170 --> 00:25:46,879 All the ducks... 410 00:25:46,962 --> 00:25:48,922 They've flown south for the winter. 411 00:25:49,006 --> 00:25:51,759 So I'll be ready for next season. 412 00:25:52,676 --> 00:25:54,344 Thanks. 413 00:25:54,386 --> 00:25:57,389 Red suburban. I'll be over at italianissimo. 414 00:26:03,562 --> 00:26:05,397 Good news about the esplanade. 415 00:26:05,481 --> 00:26:07,441 The legislature voted to refund... 416 00:26:07,524 --> 00:26:09,002 The special Newark development district... 417 00:26:09,026 --> 00:26:11,737 Along frelinghuysen north from the museum of trucking. 418 00:26:12,196 --> 00:26:14,865 Because of the vote, Omni will put up a hotel... 419 00:26:14,907 --> 00:26:17,117 With a galleria on the first floor. 420 00:26:17,201 --> 00:26:18,243 Word came down yesterday. 421 00:26:18,327 --> 00:26:19,578 A galleria? 422 00:26:19,620 --> 00:26:22,581 Fifty stores selling sneakers and turnip Greens. 423 00:26:22,623 --> 00:26:25,584 It's a demographic imperative. Hoboken's maxed out. 424 00:26:25,626 --> 00:26:28,253 Your Prada people are already moving to down neck. 425 00:26:28,337 --> 00:26:30,631 Where are they gonna go next? 426 00:26:31,256 --> 00:26:34,259 My old man had a piece of the garbage transfer station... 427 00:26:34,343 --> 00:26:36,261 In lower Manhattan in the '70s. 428 00:26:36,303 --> 00:26:37,638 Now, people told him... 429 00:26:37,721 --> 00:26:40,224 Start buying up the abandoned buildings around here. 430 00:26:40,432 --> 00:26:41,934 But he couldn't see it. 431 00:26:42,017 --> 00:26:43,811 And now it's Tribeca. 432 00:26:44,061 --> 00:26:46,772 Tell you, Tony, I'm borrowing money myself... 433 00:26:46,814 --> 00:26:48,565 To grab up parcels along frelinghuysen... 434 00:26:48,607 --> 00:26:50,192 Through a shell company. 435 00:26:50,275 --> 00:26:51,985 A private citizen like you? 436 00:26:52,069 --> 00:26:56,031 Who's gonna quibble with patriotic entrepreneurism? 437 00:26:56,949 --> 00:27:00,285 My uncle has property down on frelinghuysen. 438 00:27:03,080 --> 00:27:05,082 Mr. Soprano. 439 00:27:05,124 --> 00:27:08,335 J“ [singing "I remember you"] J“ 440 00:27:12,798 --> 00:27:13,882 oh, boy. 441 00:27:16,260 --> 00:27:17,594 Right there. 442 00:27:17,636 --> 00:27:20,556 I'm gonna be busy the next couple months. But after that... 443 00:27:20,806 --> 00:27:23,934 What would you say, me and you. 444 00:27:23,976 --> 00:27:26,645 Una Bella giornata to that city called Atlantic. 445 00:27:27,271 --> 00:27:30,023 I have many dear friends there. I could show you quite a time. 446 00:27:30,399 --> 00:27:33,694 - Thank you, but I don't gamble. - With me it's never a gamble. 447 00:27:33,777 --> 00:27:35,487 You know, today is my last day. 448 00:27:35,529 --> 00:27:36,822 Where are you going? 449 00:27:36,905 --> 00:27:37,905 Back to school. 450 00:27:37,948 --> 00:27:41,994 Anyway, I'll come say goodbye when you're done here. 451 00:27:44,997 --> 00:27:47,332 Excuse me. 452 00:27:49,334 --> 00:27:51,962 All the fucking luck. 453 00:27:52,588 --> 00:27:54,089 So, what is it today? 454 00:27:54,506 --> 00:27:56,175 It's becoming clear to me... 455 00:27:56,216 --> 00:27:58,719 Murf can't run my operations while I'm in court. 456 00:27:58,802 --> 00:28:00,846 He's starting to forget things. 457 00:28:00,888 --> 00:28:01,930 His words. 458 00:28:02,014 --> 00:28:04,474 Sometimes there's food on the front of his shirt, 459 00:28:04,516 --> 00:28:06,518 the poor bastard. 460 00:28:07,519 --> 00:28:10,189 I'm gonna move Bobby up. 461 00:28:10,230 --> 00:28:14,067 - I think it's a good choice. - I wasn't asking. I'm telling. 462 00:28:14,151 --> 00:28:17,946 - So you know who to talk to. - Bobby know yet? 463 00:28:18,030 --> 00:28:19,740 Well, I think we should bring him in here. 464 00:28:19,823 --> 00:28:22,826 He's gonna be a very happy man. 465 00:28:44,890 --> 00:28:46,892 [Chattering] 466 00:29:09,581 --> 00:29:11,250 Thought you were at the beauty parlor. 467 00:29:11,333 --> 00:29:13,710 I'm gonna get the last of the tomatoes. 468 00:29:13,752 --> 00:29:15,587 -Yeah, they were good last night. 469 00:29:15,671 --> 00:29:18,257 A little late in the season for ducks, no? 470 00:29:18,298 --> 00:29:21,301 Well, not necessarily. The ones from upper Canada... 471 00:29:21,385 --> 00:29:24,513 This is the south to them. 472 00:29:44,324 --> 00:29:46,535 [Cell phone ringing] 473 00:29:49,246 --> 00:29:49,997 Speak. 474 00:29:50,080 --> 00:29:52,874 Woman: I have a collect call from Mr. Walters. 475 00:29:52,958 --> 00:29:54,793 Okay, operator. 476 00:29:54,835 --> 00:29:55,961 John? 477 00:29:56,044 --> 00:30:01,300 - Oh, right on time. - It's all I got, pal, time. 478 00:30:01,341 --> 00:30:03,343 What the fuck happened out there? 479 00:30:03,427 --> 00:30:05,637 Didn't Tony tell you? Sil? 480 00:30:05,721 --> 00:30:07,097 They just mentioned in passing... 481 00:30:07,139 --> 00:30:09,683 You were doing the county book in youngstown. 482 00:30:09,766 --> 00:30:12,769 They didn't have long to talk. 483 00:30:14,980 --> 00:30:15,689 Hello? 484 00:30:15,772 --> 00:30:17,149 Let me first say... 485 00:30:17,232 --> 00:30:19,484 I can't tell you how touched I was... 486 00:30:19,526 --> 00:30:21,862 When my nephew told me you wanted me to call. 487 00:30:21,945 --> 00:30:24,906 Anthony only talks to me through middlemen. 488 00:30:24,990 --> 00:30:26,783 So, what'd they pinch you for? 489 00:30:26,825 --> 00:30:30,829 Gun charge. I drove out to visit Lenny scotise. 490 00:30:30,871 --> 00:30:34,207 Don't know if you know Lenny. We used to have that club in... 491 00:30:34,291 --> 00:30:35,417 Doesn't matter. 492 00:30:35,500 --> 00:30:37,210 Anyway, my first night here... 493 00:30:37,294 --> 00:30:38,712 We drive out to visit... 494 00:30:38,795 --> 00:30:40,839 Dean Martin's birthplace in steubenville. 495 00:30:40,881 --> 00:30:43,175 Cops pull us over for no left blinker. 496 00:30:43,508 --> 00:30:46,511 Long story short? They find a piece under the seat. 497 00:30:46,595 --> 00:30:48,513 Fuchng.38. 498 00:30:48,597 --> 00:30:49,598 Turns out it was used... 499 00:30:49,681 --> 00:30:51,099 In an unsolved murder out here... 500 00:30:51,183 --> 00:30:52,351 From eight years ago. 501 00:30:52,392 --> 00:30:54,936 - Oh, Jesus. - Yeah. 502 00:30:55,020 --> 00:30:58,190 - So, what can I do to help? - You're too much. Nothing. 503 00:30:58,273 --> 00:31:00,067 The lawyer said they'll keep us here... 504 00:31:00,150 --> 00:31:01,193 As long as they can... 505 00:31:01,276 --> 00:31:03,945 Until they make their case or somebody cops to it. 506 00:31:04,029 --> 00:31:06,907 - Keep your dick up. - Well, I... leave that! 507 00:31:06,990 --> 00:31:10,118 Don't touch that. My program's coming on. 508 00:31:10,202 --> 00:31:14,414 John, love you, babe. Don't let me rot, now. 509 00:31:19,795 --> 00:31:22,005 [Cell phone ringing] 510 00:31:26,051 --> 00:31:27,761 - Hello? - I gotta work tonight. 511 00:31:28,053 --> 00:31:31,556 - I see. - You see. You see what? 512 00:31:31,598 --> 00:31:33,198 You're so concerned about our finances... 513 00:31:33,225 --> 00:31:35,560 Where do you think it comes from? 514 00:31:35,644 --> 00:31:37,604 Well, be careful driving home. 515 00:31:45,237 --> 00:31:49,616 There he is. Here's to Newark's newest hotel, huh, ton? 516 00:31:54,663 --> 00:31:57,457 Anything else with the esplanade I should know? 517 00:31:57,541 --> 00:31:59,000 No. 518 00:31:59,084 --> 00:32:01,086 It's the girls from Icelandic air. 519 00:32:01,169 --> 00:32:03,088 Oh, come on in. 520 00:32:06,550 --> 00:32:09,177 Hey, how are you? 521 00:32:09,261 --> 00:32:12,514 All right, let me get the fuck out of here. 522 00:32:12,764 --> 00:32:15,183 - How's junior? - He's gonna be all right. 523 00:32:15,267 --> 00:32:17,394 Tell him he's in our prayers, et cetera. 524 00:32:17,686 --> 00:32:19,729 I'll be sure and let him know. 525 00:32:19,771 --> 00:32:21,231 One other thing, though. 526 00:32:21,273 --> 00:32:23,608 John said he went to a cookout at your house. 527 00:32:23,692 --> 00:32:26,486 - Yeah. - A Don doesn't wear shorts. 528 00:32:27,487 --> 00:32:31,616 All right, carmine, come on. Elevator's here. 529 00:32:36,288 --> 00:32:39,040 - So where are you girls from? - Reykjavik. 530 00:32:39,124 --> 00:32:42,002 Oh, you do, and you'll clean it up. 531 00:32:47,299 --> 00:32:50,677 J“ ["the taste in your tears" song playing] J“ 532 00:33:04,858 --> 00:33:07,068 [Rap music playing] 533 00:33:30,217 --> 00:33:31,510 [Pounding on door] 534 00:33:31,551 --> 00:33:34,012 - Tony: Christopher! - Yo. Yeah. 535 00:33:34,054 --> 00:33:36,223 Let's go. 536 00:33:45,857 --> 00:33:48,026 What's up, t? 537 00:34:10,257 --> 00:34:13,468 - You have a good time tonight? - All right. 538 00:34:14,010 --> 00:34:16,346 Learn anything? 539 00:34:16,388 --> 00:34:18,640 Like what? 540 00:34:18,723 --> 00:34:20,225 Anything. 541 00:34:20,267 --> 00:34:22,852 You had a sit-down with two bosses. 542 00:34:22,894 --> 00:34:25,230 You got a real hard-on for me, that's all I know. 543 00:34:25,313 --> 00:34:28,108 - Oh, you think so. - It's fucking obvious. 544 00:34:29,276 --> 00:34:30,569 Take the parkway. 545 00:34:30,610 --> 00:34:32,654 You know, for all the things... 546 00:34:32,737 --> 00:34:34,739 There are to eat on this island... 547 00:34:34,823 --> 00:34:36,908 Your breadfruit, mangoes, papayas... 548 00:34:36,992 --> 00:34:40,245 Not to mention the fish in the sea... 549 00:34:40,287 --> 00:34:42,414 There's no question about us surviving. 550 00:34:42,455 --> 00:34:44,165 We could go on here for years. 551 00:34:44,249 --> 00:34:46,376 And I mean years. 552 00:34:46,835 --> 00:34:48,670 Where you going? 553 00:34:48,753 --> 00:34:51,256 [Telephone ringing] 554 00:34:51,298 --> 00:34:53,758 Get that. 555 00:34:56,261 --> 00:34:57,637 Hello. 556 00:35:01,308 --> 00:35:02,851 Who did? 557 00:35:04,561 --> 00:35:07,147 Oh, they did? 558 00:35:07,939 --> 00:35:09,858 I'll tell him. 559 00:35:11,651 --> 00:35:13,445 Tell me what? 560 00:35:13,528 --> 00:35:17,073 - That was melvoin. - So it was melvoin. 561 00:35:17,115 --> 00:35:19,784 The fuck is this, mother may I? Go ahead! Tell me! 562 00:35:20,076 --> 00:35:23,121 He just had a call from some source of his. 563 00:35:23,163 --> 00:35:25,457 Dr. Schreck's office isn't safe to talk at. 564 00:35:25,540 --> 00:35:29,419 The FBI had an undercover in there since January. 565 00:35:29,461 --> 00:35:31,129 Or d-day or something. 566 00:35:31,171 --> 00:35:35,800 The agent's been pulled to testify at your trial. 567 00:35:42,974 --> 00:35:46,186 All right, pull up over there. 568 00:36:05,664 --> 00:36:07,707 Who's that? Bobby bacala? 569 00:36:07,791 --> 00:36:10,001 See over there? 570 00:36:14,130 --> 00:36:17,342 Guy in there killed your father. 571 00:36:18,134 --> 00:36:21,137 What the fuck are you talking about? 572 00:36:22,639 --> 00:36:25,141 Barry haydu. 573 00:36:25,183 --> 00:36:28,770 Detective lieutenant in the Clifton police force. 574 00:36:29,145 --> 00:36:31,147 Retired today. 575 00:36:31,189 --> 00:36:34,734 That's his retirement party. 576 00:36:41,533 --> 00:36:44,661 Everybody always told me it was a fucking cop. 577 00:36:44,703 --> 00:36:46,162 I thought he was dead. 578 00:36:46,413 --> 00:36:48,289 My mother can't even talk about it. 579 00:36:48,373 --> 00:36:50,375 Did the hit for Jilly rufalo. 580 00:36:50,417 --> 00:36:52,252 He and your old man were in the can together. 581 00:36:52,335 --> 00:36:54,921 Jilly stabbed your old man's cellmate to death. 582 00:36:55,171 --> 00:36:57,090 So when your old man got paroled... 583 00:36:57,173 --> 00:36:58,675 He tracked down Jilly. 584 00:36:58,717 --> 00:37:00,051 Took out his eye so bad... 585 00:37:00,093 --> 00:37:02,595 He couldn't even put a glass one in. 586 00:37:02,679 --> 00:37:05,056 Loyal, your old man. 587 00:37:06,850 --> 00:37:09,394 That's what I heard. 588 00:37:09,436 --> 00:37:11,396 Some guy's eye. 589 00:37:12,147 --> 00:37:16,025 They hit my dad right outside my house, right? 590 00:37:16,651 --> 00:37:19,529 He was bringing home a crib for me? 591 00:37:19,571 --> 00:37:21,781 Yeah. 592 00:37:22,991 --> 00:37:25,869 Well, no, he was outside the house... 593 00:37:25,910 --> 00:37:27,245 But he wasn't carrying a crib. 594 00:37:27,287 --> 00:37:29,038 He had a bunch of TV trays. 595 00:37:29,080 --> 00:37:32,917 Could've been a crib just as easily. 596 00:37:34,210 --> 00:37:36,421 That rat fuck was in uniform then. 597 00:37:36,504 --> 00:37:39,591 Gambled like you wouldn't believe. 598 00:37:40,592 --> 00:37:42,093 He did it on contract. 599 00:37:42,177 --> 00:37:43,720 Could've been a crib just as easily. 600 00:37:44,220 --> 00:37:47,223 So how come he's still fucking walking? 601 00:37:47,265 --> 00:37:50,226 Because he's been useful. But he's outlived it... 602 00:37:50,268 --> 00:37:53,521 As of his cute little ceremony this afternoon. 603 00:37:53,605 --> 00:37:57,484 Is that him? With the sombrero on? 604 00:37:58,193 --> 00:38:00,278 No, you can't tell from here. 605 00:38:01,613 --> 00:38:04,073 But maybe. Maybe it... yeah. 606 00:38:04,115 --> 00:38:06,409 Yeah, probably. 607 00:38:12,499 --> 00:38:14,959 Here. 608 00:38:16,628 --> 00:38:20,548 Nice house, apparently. They say he paid cash for it. 609 00:38:20,840 --> 00:38:23,259 Good luck. 610 00:38:26,554 --> 00:38:29,140 Questions? 611 00:38:34,646 --> 00:38:37,232 Kill the dome light. 612 00:38:56,251 --> 00:38:59,462 [Tires screeching] 613 00:39:17,939 --> 00:39:20,149 [Singing] 614 00:39:33,121 --> 00:39:35,248 Man 1: That's the lamest plan I ever heard. 615 00:39:35,331 --> 00:39:39,919 Man 2: It is not a lame plan. We got it all worked out. 616 00:39:40,003 --> 00:39:42,380 We got the time to place everything! 617 00:39:42,422 --> 00:39:43,423 It's lame. 618 00:39:43,506 --> 00:39:46,217 Magnum, why are you being so negative and hostile? 619 00:39:46,301 --> 00:39:49,012 I wanted the biggest drug dealer in the midwest... 620 00:39:49,220 --> 00:39:51,347 And he's a dangerous criminal... 621 00:39:51,389 --> 00:39:54,183 The fuck is this? You're cleaned out. 622 00:39:54,225 --> 00:39:56,019 There's nothing to Rob in this place. 623 00:39:56,936 --> 00:39:59,939 Well, there's this. 624 00:40:00,732 --> 00:40:03,067 Okay. 625 00:40:03,443 --> 00:40:06,821 You know I'm a police officer. 626 00:40:07,530 --> 00:40:12,160 Engraving on this watch says you retired, today. 627 00:40:14,621 --> 00:40:16,247 Well... 628 00:40:17,749 --> 00:40:20,335 Every little bit helps. 629 00:40:23,171 --> 00:40:25,340 Rough divorce, huh? 630 00:40:26,591 --> 00:40:29,260 She must be a real vile twat. 631 00:40:30,887 --> 00:40:33,598 Hope she didn't pass it on to your daughter. 632 00:40:33,681 --> 00:40:35,892 Listen to me. 633 00:40:36,601 --> 00:40:39,395 It's not too late to cut your losses. 634 00:40:39,437 --> 00:40:41,022 Unlock me, give me the weapons. 635 00:40:41,105 --> 00:40:44,400 I promise you I will do whatever is in my power to help you. 636 00:40:44,651 --> 00:40:48,404 Maybe. Let's come back to that. 637 00:40:51,616 --> 00:40:54,994 You remember Dickie moltisanti? 638 00:40:55,078 --> 00:40:56,996 - No? 639 00:40:57,080 --> 00:40:59,832 Is that what you said? 640 00:41:00,667 --> 00:41:04,212 - Was he a friend of yours? - He was my father. 641 00:41:06,714 --> 00:41:09,676 Steak San, Newport fries. 642 00:41:10,176 --> 00:41:13,012 Scrambled eggs, no oil, tomato slices. 643 00:41:26,317 --> 00:41:31,072 So are you mentally prepared for this promotion? 644 00:41:31,155 --> 00:41:33,116 Oh, yeah. 645 00:41:36,160 --> 00:41:38,621 How's that steak? 646 00:41:38,955 --> 00:41:41,249 - It's okay. - Yeah? 647 00:41:43,459 --> 00:41:45,003 - Hon? - Yeah? 648 00:41:45,044 --> 00:41:47,672 Another steak San over here, rare. 649 00:41:47,714 --> 00:41:49,716 Coming up. 650 00:41:51,759 --> 00:41:53,177 No, because it's... 651 00:41:53,219 --> 00:41:56,472 It's a lot of added responsibility. 652 00:41:57,223 --> 00:41:59,851 I think it should've happened sooner. 653 00:42:02,353 --> 00:42:04,564 How's your family doing, you know... 654 00:42:04,647 --> 00:42:08,026 Since the tragedy with your dad? 655 00:42:08,443 --> 00:42:12,363 - Rough on my mother. - Yeah, yeah, well... 656 00:42:13,865 --> 00:42:16,492 How old is she now? 657 00:42:16,743 --> 00:42:19,078 She's 69. 658 00:42:21,080 --> 00:42:24,709 Mom really went downhill after the world trade center. 659 00:42:25,543 --> 00:42:28,963 You know, ouasimodo predicted all this. 660 00:42:29,714 --> 00:42:31,507 - Who did what? - All these problems. 661 00:42:31,758 --> 00:42:33,676 The middle east, the end of the world. 662 00:42:33,718 --> 00:42:35,636 Nostradamus. 663 00:42:35,720 --> 00:42:38,056 Quasimodo's the hunchback of notre dame. 664 00:42:38,097 --> 00:42:40,224 Oh, right. Notredamus. 665 00:42:40,308 --> 00:42:43,436 Nostradamus and notre dame. 666 00:42:43,519 --> 00:42:46,564 It's two different things completely. 667 00:42:50,902 --> 00:42:53,946 It's interesting, though, they'd be so similar, isn't it? 668 00:42:54,030 --> 00:42:58,242 And I always thought, "okay, hunchback of notre dame. 669 00:42:58,326 --> 00:43:00,161 You also got your quarterback... 670 00:43:00,244 --> 00:43:01,472 And your halfback of notre dame." 671 00:43:01,496 --> 00:43:02,747 One's a fucking cathedral. 672 00:43:02,789 --> 00:43:05,166 Obviously, I know. I'm just saying... 673 00:43:05,249 --> 00:43:06,918 It's interesting, the coincidence. 674 00:43:07,001 --> 00:43:09,545 What, you gonna tell me you never pondered that? 675 00:43:09,587 --> 00:43:11,005 The back thing with notre dame? 676 00:43:11,089 --> 00:43:13,216 No. 677 00:43:19,847 --> 00:43:22,767 Look, I don't know who told you I had anything to do... 678 00:43:22,850 --> 00:43:24,268 With the death of your father... 679 00:43:24,352 --> 00:43:26,437 But their information is faulty. 680 00:43:26,521 --> 00:43:29,774 Or they are deliberately not telling you the truth. 681 00:43:29,816 --> 00:43:30,942 Are you inferring... 682 00:43:30,983 --> 00:43:33,277 That you didn't take cash from Jilly rufalo... 683 00:43:33,319 --> 00:43:36,864 To whack my father while he was carrying a TV tray... 684 00:43:36,948 --> 00:43:37,657 For me to watch TV? 685 00:43:37,740 --> 00:43:41,452 I don't know anybody named rufalo. 686 00:43:42,370 --> 00:43:44,622 You're being set up! 687 00:43:44,705 --> 00:43:48,751 He's lying to you, whoever he is! 688 00:43:50,086 --> 00:43:51,879 It wouldn't make any difference. 689 00:43:51,963 --> 00:43:53,589 What do you mean? 690 00:43:53,631 --> 00:43:56,592 - He wants you dead. - All right, look, look, look. 691 00:43:56,634 --> 00:43:59,595 I got a boat. It's a sea ray 230. 692 00:43:59,637 --> 00:44:00,638 It's almost brand-new. 693 00:44:00,888 --> 00:44:03,182 I didn't kill your father, but you could... 694 00:44:03,975 --> 00:44:06,310 You don't want a cop-kill on your head! 695 00:44:06,602 --> 00:44:08,813 And what if they won't pull over, t.C.? 696 00:44:08,896 --> 00:44:12,400 I'm not gonna take on a limo in this car. 697 00:44:13,568 --> 00:44:15,153 - No problem. - I'm sorry! 698 00:44:15,194 --> 00:44:17,405 - Pull over to the side. - I'm sorry. 699 00:44:17,488 --> 00:44:20,158 I'm sorry. I'm sorry. 700 00:44:20,491 --> 00:44:22,201 What are you gonna do? 701 00:44:22,285 --> 00:44:24,453 Honk the horn. 702 00:44:24,495 --> 00:44:26,455 Pull over! Police! 703 00:44:26,497 --> 00:44:29,917 Police? In a Ferrari? 704 00:44:39,343 --> 00:44:44,307 Freeze. Don't move a muscle, or I'll put a bullet through it. 705 00:44:45,099 --> 00:44:49,353 Special investigator finaday, you're under arrest. 706 00:44:49,437 --> 00:44:50,855 What's the charge, officer? 707 00:44:50,897 --> 00:44:56,235 Speeding, reckless driving, endangering another vehicle. 708 00:44:57,320 --> 00:44:58,863 And impersonating an officer. 709 00:44:58,946 --> 00:45:00,489 How you think it's going? 710 00:45:00,531 --> 00:45:04,243 Oh, it couldn't be better. You two are terrific. 711 00:45:05,411 --> 00:45:06,996 Soon as they come through the door... 712 00:45:07,038 --> 00:45:09,165 We're gonna nail them. 713 00:45:09,207 --> 00:45:10,708 Freeze! 714 00:45:10,750 --> 00:45:12,627 Oh, shit. 715 00:45:15,046 --> 00:45:16,881 I missed my game, again. 716 00:45:16,964 --> 00:45:18,382 Fucking loser! 717 00:45:18,424 --> 00:45:20,593 Now Reese'll have to lead the guys to victory. 718 00:45:20,676 --> 00:45:22,011 - Who's Reese? - Kenneth Reese! 719 00:45:22,053 --> 00:45:24,680 He was my backup quarterback at the academy... 720 00:45:24,722 --> 00:45:25,598 And he's been waiting... 721 00:45:25,681 --> 00:45:27,558 For a chance like this since 1963. 722 00:45:27,642 --> 00:45:28,809 He got it because of you. 723 00:45:29,060 --> 00:45:30,895 More than 12 hours. Ted? 724 00:45:30,978 --> 00:45:34,232 Amy, in Pennsylvania tonight, two men were shot and killed... 725 00:45:34,565 --> 00:45:36,484 In what was described as a brazen... 726 00:45:36,567 --> 00:45:38,045 But successful armored-car robbery. 727 00:45:38,069 --> 00:45:41,197 Three accomplices escaped with $800,000... 728 00:45:41,239 --> 00:45:42,573 While one of the dead men... 729 00:45:42,657 --> 00:45:44,533 Denis lynch of freehold, New Jersey... 730 00:45:44,575 --> 00:45:46,285 Was said by police to have ties... 731 00:45:46,369 --> 00:45:47,787 To organized crime families... 732 00:45:47,870 --> 00:45:49,789 Both in that city and in New York. 733 00:45:49,872 --> 00:45:51,582 The street where the robbery took place... 734 00:45:51,666 --> 00:45:53,960 Was littered with bills from... 735 00:45:54,877 --> 00:45:58,589 - Tony: You smell gas down here? - Bacala: It's always like that. 736 00:45:58,673 --> 00:46:01,342 Tony: He had the pipes checked? 737 00:46:01,425 --> 00:46:04,303 Oh, I thought I heard something. 738 00:46:04,387 --> 00:46:06,097 Is he up? I need to talk to him. 739 00:46:06,180 --> 00:46:07,682 I brought him a steak. 740 00:46:07,765 --> 00:46:09,409 You can put it with his eggs like he likes. 741 00:46:09,433 --> 00:46:10,851 Actually, your wife's here. 742 00:46:10,935 --> 00:46:12,645 She's making him something to eat. 743 00:46:12,728 --> 00:46:14,855 Karen. Something happen? 744 00:46:14,939 --> 00:46:18,484 We had some bad news last night. 745 00:46:18,818 --> 00:46:20,653 Are you just gonna stand there? 746 00:46:20,736 --> 00:46:23,197 No, the feds had an undercover agent... 747 00:46:23,281 --> 00:46:25,533 In Dr. Schreck's office. 748 00:46:32,331 --> 00:46:33,666 Uncle jun. 749 00:46:33,749 --> 00:46:36,544 - Hey, Karen. - Fucking grand central station? 750 00:46:36,627 --> 00:46:39,255 Junior, my kids, huh? 751 00:46:39,297 --> 00:46:41,590 You're right. Sorry, dear. 752 00:46:41,632 --> 00:46:43,551 I brought my bar of soap. 753 00:46:43,634 --> 00:46:45,469 What time they call you? 754 00:46:45,511 --> 00:46:46,804 We had a little scare. 755 00:46:46,887 --> 00:46:48,973 Thought it was the shunt in his heart. 756 00:46:49,056 --> 00:46:51,767 He passed some gas, and he seems better. 757 00:46:51,809 --> 00:46:53,561 Why don't you go on Joe Franklin... 758 00:46:53,644 --> 00:46:55,771 Tell the whole tri-state area? 759 00:46:57,273 --> 00:47:00,359 - Dad, dad. - Not now. 760 00:47:00,776 --> 00:47:02,778 Look, I heard what happened. 761 00:47:02,820 --> 00:47:06,657 It's bad, but it's not worth getting yourself sick over. 762 00:47:06,741 --> 00:47:10,536 - I told you just sit down. - He doesn't have cable. 763 00:47:11,537 --> 00:47:16,000 Actually, we're gonna go. Okay, jun, you got everything? 764 00:47:16,042 --> 00:47:18,502 Thank you, dear, you've been wonderful. 765 00:47:18,586 --> 00:47:21,130 - Bye, Karen. - I'll see you. 766 00:47:21,172 --> 00:47:22,423 - Come on. - See you, kids. 767 00:47:22,673 --> 00:47:25,593 - Goodbye, Karen. - Be good. 768 00:47:26,677 --> 00:47:30,014 Must've been that piece of tail. 769 00:47:35,186 --> 00:47:37,313 Now, look, she... 770 00:47:38,064 --> 00:47:40,399 She probably reported the meetings... 771 00:47:40,483 --> 00:47:44,028 Who was there, all that shit. 772 00:47:44,111 --> 00:47:46,364 As far as conversations, what could she hear? 773 00:47:46,614 --> 00:47:47,907 You better hope nothing... 774 00:47:47,990 --> 00:47:51,911 Because you were involved in every fucking one. 775 00:47:54,330 --> 00:47:56,415 How could you fall for that flirty shit? 776 00:47:56,499 --> 00:47:58,626 That's the point. 777 00:48:01,337 --> 00:48:05,091 Get the hell out of here. I wanna talk to my uncle. 778 00:48:09,428 --> 00:48:10,888 Forget about that for a minute. 779 00:48:10,930 --> 00:48:14,058 That shit about your legal expenses. 780 00:48:14,558 --> 00:48:18,562 I been thinking, and okay... 781 00:48:18,646 --> 00:48:21,482 Maybe I can give you some relief. 782 00:48:21,565 --> 00:48:23,776 What? 783 00:48:23,859 --> 00:48:26,987 You got that empty garage over on frelinghuysen Avenue. 784 00:48:27,071 --> 00:48:29,949 You been trying to sell it. I'll take it off your hands. 785 00:48:30,032 --> 00:48:31,242 The fuck you gonna do with it? 786 00:48:31,325 --> 00:48:34,286 I don't know. I'm trying to help you out. 787 00:48:34,370 --> 00:48:36,747 How much? 788 00:48:37,248 --> 00:48:39,125 Hundred thousand. 789 00:48:41,669 --> 00:48:43,921 - Who gives a fuck anyway? - Hey, come on. 790 00:48:43,963 --> 00:48:46,006 I was led around by the nose, Anthony. 791 00:48:46,090 --> 00:48:48,717 You're right, a young cooze smiled at me... 792 00:48:48,759 --> 00:48:50,719 And birds started chirping. 793 00:48:50,761 --> 00:48:51,929 The time was... 794 00:48:52,012 --> 00:48:54,012 My instincts would've never failed me like that. 795 00:48:54,265 --> 00:48:56,809 So, what are you now, the amazing Kreskin? 796 00:48:56,892 --> 00:48:57,935 What did I tell her? 797 00:48:57,977 --> 00:49:00,729 Did I say anything could be used against me? 798 00:49:00,771 --> 00:49:02,731 I don't know. 799 00:49:02,773 --> 00:49:04,817 Bullshitting, singing. 800 00:49:04,900 --> 00:49:08,112 Atlantic city, Jesus Christ. 801 00:49:08,154 --> 00:49:12,491 I'll be sitting right across from her in the courtroom. 802 00:49:19,415 --> 00:49:23,294 All right, come on, have something to eat. 803 00:49:25,921 --> 00:49:29,049 I'm an old man, Anthony. 804 00:49:29,717 --> 00:49:32,887 An old man that's going to trial. 805 00:49:33,888 --> 00:49:36,515 Not much else to say about me. 806 00:49:55,326 --> 00:49:57,536 I'm a little depressed. 807 00:49:59,413 --> 00:50:02,958 - And you were on vacation. - Can you describe the feelings? 808 00:50:03,542 --> 00:50:06,170 I mean, things are good. 809 00:50:06,921 --> 00:50:09,590 Especially with carmela. 810 00:50:10,424 --> 00:50:13,677 Oh, but then she starts ragging on me about the future. 811 00:50:13,761 --> 00:50:15,888 How she's worried. 812 00:50:15,971 --> 00:50:18,182 And what's gonna happen to them if I'm dead. 813 00:50:18,265 --> 00:50:20,351 And buy bonds and all this shit. 814 00:50:20,851 --> 00:50:23,562 A lot of people are feeling vulnerable. 815 00:50:23,646 --> 00:50:26,690 But on the other hand, she's right. 816 00:50:26,774 --> 00:50:28,192 Not that I'd ever tell her that. 817 00:50:28,275 --> 00:50:30,361 Why not? 818 00:50:30,444 --> 00:50:32,988 Then she'd wanna know where's the money, how much... 819 00:50:33,239 --> 00:50:35,407 Don't you want carmela to be taken care of? 820 00:50:35,658 --> 00:50:39,286 She is. Anyway, she's right. That's the point. 821 00:50:39,370 --> 00:50:42,540 Over the last couple years I been doing a lot of thinking. 822 00:50:42,581 --> 00:50:43,791 And? 823 00:50:43,874 --> 00:50:45,793 My uncle snapped it into focus. 824 00:50:45,876 --> 00:50:48,796 What's he, 72 years old. What's he got? 825 00:50:48,879 --> 00:50:50,548 Fucking shitty house in belleville... 826 00:50:50,631 --> 00:50:51,858 And a bunch of legal bills... 827 00:50:51,882 --> 00:50:55,511 That'd make you gargle drano if you had them. 828 00:50:55,553 --> 00:50:58,013 I've analyzed it. 829 00:50:58,055 --> 00:51:00,349 There's two endings for a guy like me... 830 00:51:00,391 --> 00:51:02,726 A high-profile guy. 831 00:51:02,810 --> 00:51:06,230 Dead or in the can, big percent of the time. 832 00:51:06,313 --> 00:51:09,233 - You never talk this frankly. - Even with this terrorism... 833 00:51:09,316 --> 00:51:12,361 The government has resources. As far as legal bills... 834 00:51:12,403 --> 00:51:13,821 Anthony. 835 00:51:13,904 --> 00:51:16,282 - What? - Why don't you give it up? 836 00:51:18,909 --> 00:51:20,953 You didn't let me finish. 837 00:51:21,036 --> 00:51:23,747 There's a third way to wrap it up. 838 00:51:24,665 --> 00:51:26,584 You rely only on family. 839 00:51:26,625 --> 00:51:28,252 Not many men could survive... 840 00:51:28,335 --> 00:51:32,256 Without the love and support of their wife and children... 841 00:51:32,423 --> 00:51:35,467 No, no, no, I'm talking about business. 842 00:51:35,551 --> 00:51:37,636 You trust only blood. 843 00:51:40,931 --> 00:51:42,349 A friend of mine... 844 00:51:42,433 --> 00:51:44,768 A guy whose name you would know... 845 00:51:44,810 --> 00:51:46,770 Stayed out of the can and in charge... 846 00:51:46,812 --> 00:51:47,771 Living in Florida... 847 00:51:47,813 --> 00:51:49,148 Till he was 81 years old... 848 00:51:49,231 --> 00:51:52,067 Because he only gave orders through his son. 849 00:51:52,776 --> 00:51:57,197 No other conversations that could come back in testimony. 850 00:51:57,281 --> 00:52:00,868 - His son? - No, no, not a.J. 851 00:52:00,951 --> 00:52:03,871 What I've been dealt is my nephew. 852 00:52:04,371 --> 00:52:07,374 He's gotten his act together, the kid. 853 00:52:08,959 --> 00:52:10,628 And over the last couple of months... 854 00:52:10,711 --> 00:52:11,920 I started the process... 855 00:52:11,962 --> 00:52:13,922 Of bonding him to me inseparably. 856 00:52:14,590 --> 00:52:17,801 - How? - Well, that we can't get into. 857 00:52:17,843 --> 00:52:20,137 Didn't your uncle do that with you? 858 00:52:20,220 --> 00:52:24,141 You said his life is like a desert. 859 00:52:24,183 --> 00:52:25,017 I'm 42. 860 00:52:25,100 --> 00:52:27,037 I'm already more successful than my uncle ever was. 861 00:52:27,061 --> 00:52:29,980 You've seen my house. 862 00:52:31,315 --> 00:52:35,319 Anthony, why are you telling me this? 863 00:52:41,325 --> 00:52:43,952 I don't know. 864 00:52:44,286 --> 00:52:46,121 Guess... 865 00:52:46,789 --> 00:52:48,832 I trust you. 866 00:52:49,500 --> 00:52:52,002 A little. 867 00:53:18,237 --> 00:53:19,947 Hey, mom. 868 00:53:21,198 --> 00:53:22,533 What the hell are you doing here? 869 00:53:22,616 --> 00:53:24,201 You scared me to death. 870 00:53:24,243 --> 00:53:27,079 Just stopped by to see how you're getting along. 871 00:53:27,371 --> 00:53:29,790 You ever do anything like a normal person? 872 00:53:29,873 --> 00:53:31,208 There is a bell. 873 00:53:33,544 --> 00:53:35,462 So how you been? 874 00:53:35,546 --> 00:53:36,964 Fine. 875 00:53:38,215 --> 00:53:41,176 - How's Connie's kid? - He's huge. 876 00:53:42,469 --> 00:53:44,054 Jesus! 877 00:53:45,556 --> 00:53:47,349 That's Jason? 878 00:53:48,183 --> 00:53:51,520 He has a weight problem already, eight years old. 879 00:53:51,562 --> 00:53:55,023 She never had him baptized. She thought she knew everything. 880 00:53:55,065 --> 00:53:57,234 Actually, I was hoping... 881 00:53:57,317 --> 00:53:59,778 You'd make me one of your fluffernutters. 882 00:54:03,699 --> 00:54:05,617 It's fucking mouthwash. 883 00:54:05,701 --> 00:54:06,994 Leave me the fuck alone, 884 00:54:07,077 --> 00:54:09,788 you come over here for that shit. 885 00:54:15,377 --> 00:54:19,089 What's that on the table? Daddy's Navy picture? 886 00:54:19,173 --> 00:54:22,009 You ever miss him? 887 00:54:22,801 --> 00:54:25,095 When he was in prison? 888 00:54:25,179 --> 00:54:28,015 Or since he's been dead? 889 00:54:28,891 --> 00:54:31,268 I don't know. 890 00:54:35,230 --> 00:54:38,942 Did I saddle you with a stepfather? 891 00:54:49,912 --> 00:54:51,705 I don't have any peanut butter. 892 00:54:51,789 --> 00:54:53,957 I haven't kept it since you left. 893 00:54:54,041 --> 00:54:56,877 I can't make you a fluffernutter. 894 00:54:56,960 --> 00:54:58,879 Want French toast? 895 00:54:58,962 --> 00:55:00,631 No. 896 00:55:01,632 --> 00:55:03,967 I gotta go. 897 00:55:07,221 --> 00:55:11,517 - Ade sends her love. - Right. Say hello. 898 00:55:12,851 --> 00:55:14,436 And you watch that baileys. 899 00:55:14,478 --> 00:55:15,854 I'll give you a shot in the head. 900 00:55:15,938 --> 00:55:17,689 - Look who's talking. - What? 901 00:55:17,773 --> 00:55:20,067 Never mind what. 902 00:55:51,181 --> 00:55:54,351 J“ ["world destruction" song playing] J“