1 00:00:11,220 --> 00:00:16,016 (Sopranos theme song) 2 00:01:41,852 --> 00:01:45,814 (Opera music playing) 3 00:01:50,193 --> 00:01:52,195 Meadow, do you have a tampon? 4 00:01:52,988 --> 00:01:55,949 I'm spotting and the dispenser is out. 5 00:01:56,116 --> 00:01:58,785 You had an examination? 6 00:01:59,286 --> 00:02:03,790 It's the middle of the month. This never happens to me. 7 00:02:04,958 --> 00:02:06,168 Here. 8 00:02:24,686 --> 00:02:27,522 Imagine having your portrait in a museum. 9 00:02:27,689 --> 00:02:31,652 She's a rich merchant's wife. It's how rubens made money. 10 00:02:31,985 --> 00:02:37,491 You talk the talk, miss art history. I've never seen these grades from you. 11 00:02:37,658 --> 00:02:40,202 Well, you take intro to semiotics. 12 00:02:40,661 --> 00:02:44,081 If you spent less time in Jackie's car... 13 00:02:44,247 --> 00:02:45,499 Please. 14 00:02:46,500 --> 00:02:48,460 That is so over. 15 00:02:49,711 --> 00:02:51,755 Just like that? What happened? 16 00:03:22,035 --> 00:03:23,870 Are you crying? 17 00:03:25,038 --> 00:03:26,498 What's the matter? 18 00:03:26,873 --> 00:03:29,376 I don't know. Just look at it. 19 00:03:39,010 --> 00:03:42,889 "Jusepe de ribera. The mystical marriage of Saint Catherine." 20 00:03:43,056 --> 00:03:45,142 That's the baby Jesus. 21 00:03:45,308 --> 00:03:47,728 She's marrying a baby? Good luck. 22 00:03:47,894 --> 00:03:49,396 We all do. 23 00:03:49,730 --> 00:03:53,608 - What? - I shouldn't be sarcastic. 24 00:03:57,028 --> 00:03:58,822 Just look at her. 25 00:03:59,239 --> 00:04:02,409 The little baby's hand against her cheek. 26 00:04:04,077 --> 00:04:06,288 She's so at peace. 27 00:04:08,081 --> 00:04:14,045 A beautiful, innocent, gorgeous little baby. 28 00:04:25,432 --> 00:04:27,058 Come on, let's go eat. 29 00:04:38,487 --> 00:04:39,946 Tony! 30 00:04:41,364 --> 00:04:44,326 Come on. I'm sorry about what happened. 31 00:04:44,493 --> 00:04:47,621 - You won't return my calls. - Go fuck yourself. 32 00:04:47,788 --> 00:04:49,122 Tony. 33 00:04:49,956 --> 00:04:54,002 We have something too special to just... over one argument. 34 00:04:54,211 --> 00:04:58,799 One argument? You threw a fucking dinner at my head, Gloria. 35 00:04:58,965 --> 00:05:02,302 If you were a guy, you know where you'd be. 36 00:05:02,469 --> 00:05:06,139 But you were late. You kept me waiting three hours... 37 00:05:06,306 --> 00:05:10,727 What about the present? You threw it into the barnegat bay. 38 00:05:11,102 --> 00:05:12,646 All right, I... 39 00:05:14,981 --> 00:05:21,029 I'm having a bad couple of weeks. Shit with my family and other crap. 40 00:05:21,404 --> 00:05:25,992 I was trying to act in control and not dwell on it. It's no excuse. 41 00:05:26,159 --> 00:05:30,747 - We can't talk about your problems? - I didn't wanna bother you. 42 00:05:32,999 --> 00:05:35,335 Well, I had a lot on my plate. 43 00:05:35,502 --> 00:05:37,003 Can I see you later? 44 00:05:38,171 --> 00:05:40,674 I'm late for my appointment. 45 00:05:43,051 --> 00:05:44,845 (Giggling) 46 00:05:45,428 --> 00:05:48,265 Me and this broad, we're like... 47 00:05:48,682 --> 00:05:50,225 Leather and lace. 48 00:05:50,392 --> 00:05:52,894 A burning ring of fire. Whatever. 49 00:05:53,061 --> 00:05:54,688 Amour fou. 50 00:05:55,647 --> 00:05:57,774 As the French call it. 51 00:05:57,941 --> 00:06:00,861 - Crazy love, all-consuming. - That's it. 52 00:06:01,695 --> 00:06:04,197 We push each other's buttons. 53 00:06:04,364 --> 00:06:08,368 - Most people don't push your buttons. - That's not true. 54 00:06:08,535 --> 00:06:14,541 Now, I know you think I'm like a hard, cold, captain-of-industry type. 55 00:06:14,749 --> 00:06:16,877 That's not all there is. 56 00:06:19,087 --> 00:06:20,714 I don't know. 57 00:06:25,260 --> 00:06:26,595 She gets freaky. 58 00:06:27,679 --> 00:06:30,307 Is she a full-blown loop-do-loo or what? 59 00:06:30,473 --> 00:06:33,977 - As you know, I cannot... - Discuss another patient. 60 00:06:35,395 --> 00:06:36,897 If I Duke you a five? 61 00:06:37,063 --> 00:06:40,734 I'm not charging you. Last month you overpaid. 62 00:06:40,901 --> 00:06:43,820 - You gave me good tips. - I won't have it. 63 00:06:43,987 --> 00:06:46,907 - Don't offer it again. - All right. Jesus. 64 00:06:47,073 --> 00:06:49,784 - Back to Gloria. - She never wants money. 65 00:06:49,951 --> 00:06:51,328 And you like this? 66 00:06:51,703 --> 00:06:56,333 She's, you know, very independent-minded. That I do like. 67 00:06:56,499 --> 00:06:59,920 - You see her as independent, strong. - She's not? 68 00:07:00,086 --> 00:07:03,256 We're talking about your perceptions. 69 00:07:03,423 --> 00:07:06,259 She made her own way in the world. 70 00:07:06,801 --> 00:07:09,763 Irina was such a helpless, fucking baby. 71 00:07:10,430 --> 00:07:13,725 But Gloria knows a lot, about a lot of shit. 72 00:07:13,934 --> 00:07:17,604 Buddhism, and the movies... 73 00:07:19,356 --> 00:07:22,442 She went to Morocco all by herself. 74 00:07:26,154 --> 00:07:28,114 And those eyes. 75 00:07:28,949 --> 00:07:32,452 Those dark, black eyes. 76 00:07:32,953 --> 00:07:36,289 When she stares at you, it's like... 77 00:07:36,456 --> 00:07:40,794 Like a Spanish Princess in one of those paintings. A goya. 78 00:07:43,129 --> 00:07:45,715 - Those eyes are deep. - Complicated. 79 00:07:45,882 --> 00:07:48,843 - Complicated? I said deep. - You said dark. 80 00:07:49,010 --> 00:07:52,514 Whenever I bring her up, you get this weird puss. 81 00:07:52,847 --> 00:07:56,017 You ask if she seems happy. Like she's not. 82 00:07:56,184 --> 00:08:00,063 Or if she reminds me of somebody. Like you don't like it. 83 00:08:00,271 --> 00:08:02,816 Amo-fo, or whatever you call it. 84 00:08:03,149 --> 00:08:07,904 You've told me what you see in Gloria. What does she see in you? 85 00:08:08,071 --> 00:08:09,572 Oh, please, huh? 86 00:08:10,782 --> 00:08:13,159 What does she see in me? 87 00:08:13,326 --> 00:08:18,999 With all the faggots and crybabies around. Whatever else I am, I'm not... 88 00:08:20,834 --> 00:08:22,919 I'm more of... 89 00:08:23,670 --> 00:08:26,089 Well, you know, like I said... 90 00:08:26,297 --> 00:08:28,299 Captain-of—industry type. 91 00:08:28,675 --> 00:08:31,219 - You're a tough guy. - Oh, come on. 92 00:08:31,386 --> 00:08:32,846 You can say it. 93 00:08:33,013 --> 00:08:34,931 You embarrass me with that. 94 00:08:35,223 --> 00:08:38,268 Does Gloria know what you do for a living? 95 00:08:38,435 --> 00:08:39,728 You mentioned fire. 96 00:08:39,894 --> 00:08:44,524 Can we say that certain kinds of people are drawn to fire? 97 00:08:44,816 --> 00:08:48,778 Looking for an inevitable result, like a moth to a flame? 98 00:08:48,945 --> 00:08:51,031 And this is Gloria? 99 00:08:53,033 --> 00:08:54,242 And I'm the flame? 100 00:08:54,409 --> 00:08:59,456 Why would anybody hit you, of all people, with a side of beef? 101 00:08:59,622 --> 00:09:00,915 She's complicated. 102 00:09:01,082 --> 00:09:04,461 I said complicated. Dark, you said. 103 00:09:04,627 --> 00:09:06,880 No, I said her eyes are dark. 104 00:09:09,049 --> 00:09:11,551 Nice. Not bad. 105 00:09:12,260 --> 00:09:15,472 (Pop song playing) 106 00:09:16,139 --> 00:09:18,391 Since we're kicking up... 107 00:09:18,558 --> 00:09:21,311 We were hoping you could, you know... 108 00:09:21,478 --> 00:09:23,354 Watch our back? 109 00:09:25,565 --> 00:09:28,401 350 buys you "hello." 110 00:09:28,735 --> 00:09:30,779 Watching your back... 111 00:09:31,237 --> 00:09:36,785 That's gonna require a little more initiative on your part. 112 00:09:37,243 --> 00:09:39,120 Oh, look at the face. 113 00:09:41,081 --> 00:09:43,750 What's he got to be frowning about? 114 00:09:44,000 --> 00:09:46,002 Tell me, Romeo. 115 00:09:46,920 --> 00:09:48,671 Now that you moved home... 116 00:09:48,922 --> 00:09:52,759 You gonna be humping Tony soprano's girl on our couch? 117 00:09:52,926 --> 00:09:54,260 Fuck her. 118 00:09:54,427 --> 00:09:59,182 And Tony's stay-in-school shit. He could have reached out to rutgers. 119 00:09:59,516 --> 00:10:03,436 He should break the Dean's legs because you won't read. 120 00:10:03,603 --> 00:10:07,107 Now go ahead. I gotta make some calls. 121 00:10:07,816 --> 00:10:09,109 You did good. 122 00:10:09,776 --> 00:10:10,902 Keep coming by. 123 00:10:12,445 --> 00:10:14,114 Go. Go. 124 00:10:25,125 --> 00:10:30,171 I knew a Moroccan guy once. He hit and ran me. I tracked him down. 125 00:10:30,338 --> 00:10:32,423 I never forget a face. 126 00:10:34,634 --> 00:10:38,930 Jesus Christ! That's the oldest joke in the book. 127 00:10:39,639 --> 00:10:41,307 Jesus Christ! 128 00:10:41,558 --> 00:10:42,976 Hello? 129 00:10:43,560 --> 00:10:45,937 No, you have the wrong number. 130 00:10:48,731 --> 00:10:49,983 What? 131 00:10:52,318 --> 00:10:54,737 I thought it might be my sister. 132 00:10:54,946 --> 00:10:57,991 That family shit you were telling me about? 133 00:10:59,159 --> 00:11:03,496 It's okay if you don't wanna talk about it. Really. 134 00:11:03,663 --> 00:11:07,876 She said I can never see my niece and nephew again. 135 00:11:09,169 --> 00:11:14,424 - Right before Christmas. - We had a new Santa at our party. 136 00:11:14,591 --> 00:11:17,177 - Wasn't good. - I love those children. 137 00:11:17,385 --> 00:11:18,761 So much. 138 00:11:19,345 --> 00:11:22,765 She said I turned them against their dad. I didn't. 139 00:11:22,974 --> 00:11:27,353 Not that he doesn't deserve it. Fucking crackhead sack of shit. 140 00:11:28,521 --> 00:11:32,525 Hannah and Seamus go to this alternative, private... 141 00:11:32,692 --> 00:11:35,236 Elementary school in Santa Monica. 142 00:11:35,403 --> 00:11:39,115 - Where it's all about self-esteem. - I hate that shit. 143 00:11:39,282 --> 00:11:44,204 I ask Hannah, she's a third-grader, "will you be in the Christmas play?" 144 00:11:44,370 --> 00:11:48,291 And she says, "we call it the winter festival." 145 00:11:48,499 --> 00:11:52,712 So I go, "whatever." I don't say anything. 146 00:11:52,879 --> 00:11:54,797 And then Seamus says: 147 00:11:55,006 --> 00:11:59,052 "We can't say Christmas. We call Christmas 'the c-word."' 148 00:11:59,219 --> 00:12:01,721 and I fucking flipped out. 149 00:12:04,390 --> 00:12:08,436 - What did Seamus say? - What the fuck does he know? He's 10. 150 00:12:08,728 --> 00:12:11,898 So my sister gets mad because her husband... 151 00:12:12,065 --> 00:12:16,778 Teaches there, except he's on leave for drug abuse treatment. 152 00:12:16,945 --> 00:12:19,489 And one thing led to another and... 153 00:12:19,656 --> 00:12:23,117 She said I always had it in for John. 154 00:12:24,035 --> 00:12:27,789 - And she forbid me to see them again. - He smokes crack? 155 00:12:29,916 --> 00:12:32,293 Without those two kids... 156 00:12:38,299 --> 00:12:43,471 Maybe we'll all get lucky. The way these trucks go by out here? 157 00:12:43,638 --> 00:12:46,933 - Maybe I'll get plastered on a grill. - What? 158 00:12:47,308 --> 00:12:50,103 I'm just kidding. It never rains. 159 00:12:50,270 --> 00:12:53,439 I think they're gonna fire me over at globe. 160 00:12:53,940 --> 00:12:59,570 Fucking Arnie mills sexually harasses me and then dares me to sue. 161 00:13:00,613 --> 00:13:01,781 Anyway. 162 00:13:02,323 --> 00:13:03,700 Fuck them. 163 00:13:05,118 --> 00:13:07,870 - You like this song? - It's okay. 164 00:13:08,288 --> 00:13:11,708 - I love this song. - Yeah? 165 00:13:24,220 --> 00:13:27,765 (Rock song playing) 166 00:13:49,162 --> 00:13:52,999 Guys, if you're gonna smoke, take it outside. 167 00:13:53,583 --> 00:13:56,627 (Speaking Spanish) 168 00:14:01,341 --> 00:14:03,843 Fuck's the matter? Speak English? 169 00:14:04,135 --> 00:14:07,013 - Who are you? - The owner is a dear friend. 170 00:14:07,180 --> 00:14:10,224 - That should be enough for you. - Fuck him too. 171 00:14:10,683 --> 00:14:13,227 - What you fucking say? - Chill! Relax! 172 00:14:13,394 --> 00:14:15,563 Jackie. What are you doing? 173 00:14:15,730 --> 00:14:17,065 It's under control. 174 00:14:17,231 --> 00:14:21,027 Go find a fucking taco bell before I cap your asses. 175 00:14:21,194 --> 00:14:23,363 Get the fuck out of here. 176 00:14:27,533 --> 00:14:30,912 - Oh, shit. Take this. - Fuck, no. He's a made guy. 177 00:14:31,079 --> 00:14:35,541 He'll flip when he sees this shit. Roy's his aunt's cousin. 178 00:14:37,752 --> 00:14:39,754 - What's up? - Hey, Christopher. 179 00:14:39,921 --> 00:14:42,882 - What the fuck happened? - Ask your buddy. 180 00:14:43,466 --> 00:14:47,553 Spics disrespected the place. I had to straighten them out. 181 00:14:47,720 --> 00:14:50,807 - Had to straighten them out. How many? - Three. 182 00:14:50,973 --> 00:14:53,893 - Goddamn fucking craziness. - You all right? 183 00:14:54,394 --> 00:14:59,065 Twenty years I'm collecting these. What the fuck, it's only glass. 184 00:15:00,608 --> 00:15:02,068 Have a seat. 185 00:15:09,283 --> 00:15:12,495 - How's business? Making money? - Doing all right. 186 00:15:12,703 --> 00:15:16,416 - Why, got something? - My favorite. A truck. Cigarettes. 187 00:15:16,582 --> 00:15:20,128 Sounds good. But we're kind of with ralphie now. 188 00:15:20,294 --> 00:15:22,797 Besides, wouldn't Tony go ballistic? 189 00:15:22,964 --> 00:15:24,924 Unless they're paying you... 190 00:15:25,133 --> 00:15:28,469 Nobody can tell anybody how to earn a living. 191 00:15:28,636 --> 00:15:32,014 - Finally. Thank you. - Ralphie, huh? 192 00:15:32,598 --> 00:15:37,770 Well, if you ever think about jumping ship, you know my number. 193 00:15:44,610 --> 00:15:47,613 I need the paperwork on the preowned c5. 194 00:15:47,780 --> 00:15:50,116 - Mrs. Soprano? - Yes? 195 00:15:50,616 --> 00:15:55,872 The courtesy Van's stuck in traffic. It should only be maybe 20 minutes. 196 00:15:56,122 --> 00:15:59,167 Well, you know, maybe I'll just call a cab. 197 00:15:59,333 --> 00:16:02,795 Jerry, I'll give her a lift. I'm going out anyway. 198 00:16:02,962 --> 00:16:05,798 - Gloria trillo. - Carmela soprano. You don't mind? 199 00:16:05,965 --> 00:16:08,468 Give me a minute, let me grab a demo. 200 00:16:10,303 --> 00:16:11,846 This is sweet of you. 201 00:16:12,013 --> 00:16:16,976 Don't believe it. Everybody is a potential sale. 202 00:16:18,019 --> 00:16:20,855 - So, what do you do? - I'm a homemaker. 203 00:16:21,147 --> 00:16:22,147 Oh. 204 00:16:22,273 --> 00:16:26,319 You must make a very nice home to drive a benz. 205 00:16:27,862 --> 00:16:30,698 - So you're married? - Yes. 206 00:16:31,491 --> 00:16:34,035 - Kids? - Two. You? 207 00:16:35,161 --> 00:16:37,413 No. To both. 208 00:16:38,498 --> 00:16:40,166 Boys? Girls? 209 00:16:40,333 --> 00:16:41,834 One boy, one girl. 210 00:16:42,001 --> 00:16:46,339 The boy is still in high school and my daughter's in college. 211 00:16:51,052 --> 00:16:53,346 She's not too far away though. 212 00:16:55,014 --> 00:16:57,308 She's in New York City. 213 00:17:00,937 --> 00:17:03,898 - She's at Columbia. - School of broadcasting? 214 00:17:04,065 --> 00:17:08,528 The university. It's in the Ivy league, one of the top schools. 215 00:17:08,694 --> 00:17:11,906 - I know. I was just kidding. - Oh. 216 00:17:12,698 --> 00:17:13,950 Right. 217 00:17:14,909 --> 00:17:16,577 Boy, these kids today. 218 00:17:16,869 --> 00:17:19,539 They got the world by the you-know-what. 219 00:17:19,705 --> 00:17:21,791 Yeah, tell me about it. 220 00:17:21,958 --> 00:17:26,128 At least your daughter doesn't need a man for success. 221 00:17:26,337 --> 00:17:27,880 Thank god. 222 00:17:29,966 --> 00:17:33,135 - That's a beautiful ring. - Thank you. 223 00:17:34,554 --> 00:17:38,099 - What does your husband do? - He's in a few businesses. 224 00:17:38,266 --> 00:17:41,644 - Sounds mysterious. - No, no, it's not, really. 225 00:17:41,852 --> 00:17:44,480 My daughter calls us bourgeois. 226 00:17:44,897 --> 00:17:47,733 (Tires screeching) 227 00:17:58,494 --> 00:18:00,162 Thank you so much. 228 00:18:00,371 --> 00:18:04,584 - No problem. It was nice to meet you. - You too. 229 00:18:06,127 --> 00:18:08,588 - Nice house. - Thank you. 230 00:18:19,599 --> 00:18:23,102 I tell you, the thing I like about moltisanti? 231 00:18:23,269 --> 00:18:27,106 He'll even tell Tony soprano to go fuck himself. 232 00:18:27,273 --> 00:18:28,941 The guy's fearless. 233 00:18:29,442 --> 00:18:30,484 Who's fearless? 234 00:18:30,651 --> 00:18:33,487 Chris moltisanti. Where's my mother? 235 00:18:33,904 --> 00:18:35,948 She's an early riser. 236 00:18:37,658 --> 00:18:39,160 What about moltisanti? 237 00:18:39,327 --> 00:18:43,122 We were saying he's young to be made. That kind of shit. 238 00:18:43,289 --> 00:18:47,293 He wanted it so he stepped up and took it. 239 00:18:47,960 --> 00:18:52,340 Like your dad and Tony soprano. Know how they made their names? 240 00:18:52,506 --> 00:18:55,176 - How? - We got any marshmallows? 241 00:18:55,343 --> 00:18:57,845 Come on, what about my father? 242 00:19:03,017 --> 00:19:06,312 When we was kids, we had our own little crew. 243 00:19:06,479 --> 00:19:11,067 Me, your dad, buon'anima, Tony, silvio Dante. 244 00:19:11,233 --> 00:19:16,030 We'd do Mickey mouse scores, you know, moving pot... 245 00:19:17,698 --> 00:19:19,492 Swag. Bullshit stuff. 246 00:19:19,659 --> 00:19:23,663 We thought we were like the sixth family. 247 00:19:23,829 --> 00:19:26,332 But who knew we was even alive? 248 00:19:26,749 --> 00:19:29,085 Till one fucking night. 249 00:19:29,251 --> 00:19:32,004 And I gotta give your father credit. 250 00:19:32,171 --> 00:19:37,051 He had balls as big as an Irish broad's ass. 251 00:19:38,010 --> 00:19:40,012 There was this old... 252 00:19:40,179 --> 00:19:42,348 Old mustache named... 253 00:19:43,766 --> 00:19:45,559 Feech lamanna. 254 00:19:46,352 --> 00:19:49,689 What feech meant, who the fuck knows? 255 00:19:49,855 --> 00:19:54,068 But he was made on the other side, so he was an original. 256 00:19:54,235 --> 00:19:56,195 He was an o.G. 257 00:19:57,363 --> 00:19:58,781 Whatever. 258 00:19:59,699 --> 00:20:03,119 He had this Saturday night card game... 259 00:20:03,285 --> 00:20:07,248 And your father sees a chance to rise to the a-league. 260 00:20:07,415 --> 00:20:12,378 Connected or not, him, me and Tony were gonna Rob him. 261 00:20:13,879 --> 00:20:16,382 We thought your father lost a marble. 262 00:20:16,549 --> 00:20:19,051 - But he said, "fuck it." - Balls. 263 00:20:19,218 --> 00:20:20,803 What happened? 264 00:20:21,011 --> 00:20:24,390 They took it down and walked away with 20 large. 265 00:20:24,557 --> 00:20:25,725 Jesus Christ. 266 00:20:25,891 --> 00:20:28,894 What do you mean, "they"? You didn't go? 267 00:20:30,062 --> 00:20:32,815 I'm still sick over it. 268 00:20:33,023 --> 00:20:36,777 I caught the clap from some hippie broad I was fucking. 269 00:20:36,944 --> 00:20:40,448 My dick was dripping like a busted pipe. 270 00:20:40,740 --> 00:20:43,409 Anyways, the rest is history. 271 00:20:43,576 --> 00:20:48,622 Your father and Tony was on the fast track to being made, and I... 272 00:20:48,789 --> 00:20:52,418 Was still a little shit here, like the two of you. 273 00:20:52,585 --> 00:20:57,089 And of course I, whatever... But that was a few years later. 274 00:20:57,256 --> 00:21:00,259 - They get away with it? - What could feech do? 275 00:21:00,426 --> 00:21:02,011 There was a sit-down. 276 00:21:02,178 --> 00:21:05,806 And the right people got some of their money back... 277 00:21:06,849 --> 00:21:08,809 But the point was made. 278 00:21:09,101 --> 00:21:13,063 Your father and Tony were rising stars to be respected. 279 00:21:15,441 --> 00:21:16,776 Cocksuckers. 280 00:21:18,486 --> 00:21:22,114 All right, kiddies. That's enough for tonight. 281 00:21:23,991 --> 00:21:25,785 Oh, Jackie. 282 00:21:25,951 --> 00:21:30,831 Rinse those plates before you put them in the dishwasher. It clogs. 283 00:21:37,713 --> 00:21:42,343 We can't help but be amazed at the instincts they possess. 284 00:21:42,802 --> 00:21:48,599 To protect all manner of livestock. To be protective of us. 285 00:21:51,310 --> 00:21:52,310 (Carmela sniffling) 286 00:21:52,353 --> 00:21:55,231 What can we do to protect them? 287 00:21:55,397 --> 00:21:57,650 Nurture their defenses... 288 00:21:57,817 --> 00:22:01,403 Using the natural body defense system in pedigree. 289 00:22:01,612 --> 00:22:03,823 What is wrong with me? 290 00:22:03,989 --> 00:22:05,324 Pedigree. 291 00:22:06,826 --> 00:22:08,410 Cut it out. 292 00:22:12,331 --> 00:22:13,874 Are you drunk? 293 00:22:19,338 --> 00:22:23,676 - How about right here? - You would, wouldn't you? Huh? 294 00:22:24,760 --> 00:22:27,346 Does my car look slanted? 295 00:22:28,764 --> 00:22:30,683 Oh, shit. 296 00:22:31,684 --> 00:22:33,727 I have a flat. 297 00:22:35,354 --> 00:22:37,147 Oh, my god. 298 00:22:38,190 --> 00:22:39,900 Jesus Christ. 299 00:22:42,152 --> 00:22:43,863 So creepy. 300 00:22:44,071 --> 00:22:45,406 Why? 301 00:22:45,656 --> 00:22:47,283 I don't know. 302 00:22:49,910 --> 00:22:51,370 What? 303 00:22:51,537 --> 00:22:52,913 What? 304 00:22:54,582 --> 00:22:57,585 - You know who did this, don't you? - What? 305 00:22:57,751 --> 00:23:01,046 I saw that look. At least don't lie to me. 306 00:23:01,380 --> 00:23:04,758 - What do I know about your tires? - Fine. 307 00:23:05,050 --> 00:23:07,052 Thanks for your help. 308 00:23:07,303 --> 00:23:08,929 One time. 309 00:23:09,889 --> 00:23:15,561 My ex-girlfriend, she got a little jealous and she slashed my tires. 310 00:23:15,728 --> 00:23:18,689 That thought went through my mind just then. 311 00:23:19,064 --> 00:23:22,651 - It couldn't have been her. - The cunt that called? 312 00:23:22,818 --> 00:23:25,487 - My car's fucked! - You work for a dealer. 313 00:23:25,696 --> 00:23:29,241 - You think I get free tires? - So I'll pay for it! 314 00:23:29,408 --> 00:23:32,995 Why offer if you didn't have a guilty conscience? 315 00:23:33,287 --> 00:23:34,830 About what? 316 00:23:35,456 --> 00:23:37,124 I don't know. Tell me. 317 00:23:37,291 --> 00:23:40,085 This is fucking bullshit. I'm going home. 318 00:23:40,252 --> 00:23:42,588 - Who else would do it? - Kids, maybe. 319 00:23:42,755 --> 00:23:45,841 - Ruin a great evening over this! - Kids! 320 00:23:46,008 --> 00:23:48,093 Maybe your brother-in-law. 321 00:23:48,260 --> 00:23:52,514 Maybe Mr. Globe, since you're america's sweetheart this week. 322 00:23:52,723 --> 00:23:55,100 Where the fuck do you get off? 323 00:23:55,309 --> 00:23:59,313 This immigrant, alcoholic, probably HIV-laden slut... 324 00:23:59,480 --> 00:24:01,190 Whoa with that! 325 00:24:01,357 --> 00:24:05,861 Slashes my tires and you call my life into question? 326 00:24:06,028 --> 00:24:09,365 She wouldn't do it! I slapped the piss out of her. 327 00:24:09,531 --> 00:24:12,242 Oh. Did you? 328 00:24:14,244 --> 00:24:16,330 Did you really hit her? 329 00:24:21,460 --> 00:24:23,128 I don't know. 330 00:24:24,004 --> 00:24:28,133 She's a poor, confused kid from an underdeveloped country. 331 00:24:28,300 --> 00:24:30,636 Even if she did do this. 332 00:24:30,803 --> 00:24:34,640 I'll make some calls. I'll have new michelins in an hour. 333 00:24:34,807 --> 00:24:39,895 What are these? 85-r16's? What? 334 00:24:41,188 --> 00:24:43,565 Jesus Christ. 335 00:24:44,817 --> 00:24:46,485 All right, 17's! 336 00:24:49,822 --> 00:24:53,993 Gene pontecorvo's got a card game. We could take it down now. 337 00:24:54,159 --> 00:24:56,537 Are you crazy? He's with Ralph. 338 00:24:56,704 --> 00:24:59,331 Essentially, that's Ralph's game. 339 00:24:59,498 --> 00:25:03,085 Even better. Fuck him and his rinse-your-dishes shit. 340 00:25:03,293 --> 00:25:05,796 Know what? I think he's a secret fag. 341 00:25:06,338 --> 00:25:07,506 I don't know. 342 00:25:07,715 --> 00:25:11,510 Maybe take Carlo. He's got a shotgun. We wear masks. 343 00:25:11,677 --> 00:25:14,722 We go in. We're out in like two minutes. 344 00:25:14,888 --> 00:25:18,225 - What if they find out it's us? - We want them to. 345 00:25:18,392 --> 00:25:20,853 Not right away, but like Ralph said. 346 00:25:21,020 --> 00:25:24,189 When they do, you know it's gonna get squashed. 347 00:25:24,356 --> 00:25:26,233 My old man was Jackie aprile. 348 00:25:26,400 --> 00:25:29,570 The worse that'll happen, we give some back. 349 00:25:30,029 --> 00:25:31,613 We pull this off... 350 00:25:31,822 --> 00:25:37,077 We're like free agents. We dictate the terms, not them. 351 00:25:37,244 --> 00:25:40,039 Because we show balls. 352 00:25:40,205 --> 00:25:42,374 Come on, call Carlo. 353 00:25:49,381 --> 00:25:52,051 Fuck. There's no signal. 354 00:25:52,217 --> 00:25:56,221 I'd have to be pretty stupid to write a book about killing... 355 00:25:56,388 --> 00:25:58,140 Use that phone. 356 00:25:59,725 --> 00:26:01,393 Oh, yeah, this one. 357 00:26:01,560 --> 00:26:04,730 Come on, hurry up, call Carlo. 358 00:26:05,355 --> 00:26:09,276 - They show my favorite part yet? - I think it's coming up. 359 00:26:09,443 --> 00:26:10,986 The answer's no. 360 00:26:15,157 --> 00:26:19,787 - Dude, move over. Give me some room. - Fuck you, it's my house. 361 00:26:21,163 --> 00:26:22,664 Here it comes. 362 00:26:22,873 --> 00:26:24,583 Yeah. 363 00:26:25,959 --> 00:26:27,753 Like a cigarette, Nick? 364 00:26:35,135 --> 00:26:38,180 - You two know each other? - No. 365 00:26:40,891 --> 00:26:46,855 I saw a psychiatrist. That's why father intintola said we should talk. 366 00:26:47,022 --> 00:26:50,818 He said you were getting a doctorate in psychiatry. 367 00:26:50,984 --> 00:26:52,027 Psychology. 368 00:26:52,194 --> 00:26:57,407 The psychiatrist told me my whole life is a lie, and he's right. 369 00:26:58,450 --> 00:27:01,286 And now I think I'm sick. 370 00:27:02,704 --> 00:27:06,166 And if I die, I will never be with god in eternity. 371 00:27:06,333 --> 00:27:10,129 - You're ill? - I think I have ovarian cancer. 372 00:27:10,295 --> 00:27:14,466 - What does the doctor say? - I haven't seen one. 373 00:27:15,634 --> 00:27:16,969 I'm afraid. 374 00:27:17,136 --> 00:27:22,391 - Why do you think you are ill? - I'm spotting. Lower back pain. 375 00:27:22,558 --> 00:27:28,147 My hormones are all over the place. My cousin Kathy died from it. 376 00:27:28,313 --> 00:27:32,359 God doesn't punish people for mistakes that they've made. 377 00:27:32,526 --> 00:27:35,487 He loves you more than you know. 378 00:27:36,989 --> 00:27:41,160 Have you thought, with your symptoms, you might be with child? 379 00:27:41,326 --> 00:27:43,495 I know, that's another... 380 00:27:44,454 --> 00:27:49,251 Would you be more comfortable if we set this sacrament aside... 381 00:27:49,459 --> 00:27:52,337 And stepped into my office? 382 00:27:59,636 --> 00:28:02,514 (Church bells ringing) 383 00:28:07,352 --> 00:28:11,023 The psychiatrist said I should leave my husband. 384 00:28:12,232 --> 00:28:14,943 When he said that, it seemed so right. 385 00:28:15,110 --> 00:28:19,865 You made a sacred vow. Divorce is out of the question. 386 00:28:20,032 --> 00:28:24,286 Unless... Is he abusive, your husband? 387 00:28:24,494 --> 00:28:26,872 Not to me. But he is unfaithful. 388 00:28:27,372 --> 00:28:30,375 He's a good man basically, but... 389 00:28:31,543 --> 00:28:35,297 I talked to father intintola years ago, and here I am. 390 00:28:35,505 --> 00:28:38,383 - Do you love your husband? - I do. 391 00:28:38,550 --> 00:28:42,512 I love my husband. And I love god. 392 00:28:43,555 --> 00:28:46,225 But my life is financed by crime. 393 00:28:47,601 --> 00:28:49,228 His crime. 394 00:28:50,729 --> 00:28:54,566 Fifty thousand dollars to my daughter's college. 395 00:28:55,025 --> 00:28:58,320 The psychiatrist says it's all blood money. 396 00:28:58,570 --> 00:29:01,657 Now, to maybe bring another child into this? 397 00:29:01,823 --> 00:29:07,246 God understands that we all live in the middle of tensions. 398 00:29:07,788 --> 00:29:11,083 You say your husband has good in him. 399 00:29:11,291 --> 00:29:16,255 What you have to do is learn to live on what the good part earns. 400 00:29:16,421 --> 00:29:18,131 The what? 401 00:29:21,593 --> 00:29:24,596 There is a point inside yourself. 402 00:29:24,763 --> 00:29:29,810 An inner boundary beyond which you feel culpable. 403 00:29:29,977 --> 00:29:33,814 You've got to come to an awareness of where that line is. 404 00:29:33,981 --> 00:29:37,609 And forego those things which lay without it. 405 00:29:37,776 --> 00:29:42,614 - The church has changed so much. - It's a complex world. 406 00:29:44,074 --> 00:29:49,788 Learn to live on the good part. Forego those things that lay without it. 407 00:29:53,458 --> 00:29:56,128 I think I can do that, father. 408 00:29:56,962 --> 00:29:58,380 |'|| try. 409 00:29:58,630 --> 00:30:01,883 And go see an ob-gyn. 410 00:30:07,723 --> 00:30:09,683 This mad-cow disease. 411 00:30:09,850 --> 00:30:13,979 It's terrible the English government didn't tell people. 412 00:30:14,146 --> 00:30:17,107 Maybe they didn't wanna create a stampede. 413 00:30:19,651 --> 00:30:21,570 Oh, by the way... 414 00:30:21,737 --> 00:30:26,700 Guess which former medical student no longer dates the queen of mean. 415 00:30:26,867 --> 00:30:28,493 You're kidding. 416 00:30:29,411 --> 00:30:34,124 - Jackie Jr. and Meadow are finished? - Frankly, I am delighted. 417 00:30:35,042 --> 00:30:39,588 Kevin told Angie bonpensiero that Jackie was smoking marijuana. 418 00:30:39,755 --> 00:30:43,884 - And was caught cheating at rutgers. - Gee, that bad? 419 00:30:44,051 --> 00:30:46,553 That black kid would've been better. 420 00:30:46,762 --> 00:30:51,016 He's got a 4.0 and he's moving to India for the UN. 421 00:30:51,183 --> 00:30:53,352 - I told you. - That's my fault. 422 00:30:53,935 --> 00:30:57,147 She wasted three months with Jackie Jr. 423 00:30:58,398 --> 00:31:01,026 - Hello. - Mrs. Soprano! 424 00:31:01,193 --> 00:31:04,446 - Gloria trillo, globe motors. - Hi, how are you? 425 00:31:04,654 --> 00:31:08,367 I hope this is a good time. The new e-320 just came in. 426 00:31:08,533 --> 00:31:10,410 You might wanna take a look. 427 00:31:10,577 --> 00:31:14,956 No, I don't think so. I still have another year on my lease. 428 00:31:15,165 --> 00:31:17,542 Maybe your husband will treat you. 429 00:31:17,709 --> 00:31:20,212 Maybe I will. Thank you for calling. 430 00:31:20,379 --> 00:31:22,756 Okay, bye. Hope to see you! 431 00:31:23,090 --> 00:31:24,383 Bye-bye. 432 00:31:27,177 --> 00:31:29,262 Well, what a nice woman. 433 00:31:29,429 --> 00:31:30,639 Who? 434 00:31:30,806 --> 00:31:34,184 Just some saleswoman from globe motors. 435 00:31:37,729 --> 00:31:38,980 What? 436 00:31:40,315 --> 00:31:45,487 She wants me to try the new wagon. I'm not interested, but she was nice. 437 00:31:45,695 --> 00:31:48,824 She took me home while they serviced the wagon. 438 00:31:48,990 --> 00:31:52,744 I should hold onto it another year, don't you think? 439 00:31:53,787 --> 00:31:55,414 Another year. 440 00:31:56,331 --> 00:31:57,582 Yeah. 441 00:32:07,592 --> 00:32:11,012 I was just wondering if we could switch days off. 442 00:32:11,430 --> 00:32:13,849 - Give me a minute. - We could switch... 443 00:32:14,015 --> 00:32:16,977 I got a customer coming in, all right? Tony. 444 00:32:23,608 --> 00:32:27,154 Are you out of your fucking mind, talking to my wife? 445 00:32:27,320 --> 00:32:32,993 I was upset about your ex-girlfriend. I thought you should see my version. 446 00:32:35,787 --> 00:32:37,456 I'm sorry, all right? 447 00:32:37,873 --> 00:32:40,333 You drove her home. What the fuck? 448 00:32:40,500 --> 00:32:44,129 Then you look right into my eyes and don't tell me? 449 00:32:46,465 --> 00:32:51,344 It's normal to be curious about someone you love's significant others. 450 00:32:51,511 --> 00:32:54,639 - It's not. It's fucking twisted. - It is not. 451 00:32:54,806 --> 00:32:57,058 I don't wanna argue. You're upset. 452 00:32:57,267 --> 00:33:00,896 I know it's on the margins for someone like you... 453 00:33:01,062 --> 00:33:03,231 And it'll never happen again. 454 00:33:03,398 --> 00:33:04,649 No shit. 455 00:33:06,526 --> 00:33:10,405 You can tell your shrink you ruined eight relationships. 456 00:33:11,781 --> 00:33:14,701 - What do you mean? - It's fucking over. 457 00:33:15,368 --> 00:33:16,661 Tony! 458 00:33:17,204 --> 00:33:21,291 You see, Tuesday I can take my kid to hear raffi. 459 00:33:23,043 --> 00:33:24,836 Left ovary. 460 00:33:30,675 --> 00:33:32,511 Right ovary. 461 00:33:34,221 --> 00:33:37,390 Just tell me right out. Don't mince words. 462 00:33:37,557 --> 00:33:40,685 I didn't like people knowing my personal life. 463 00:33:40,852 --> 00:33:44,189 Where is this asshole now? What did he have, one song? 464 00:33:44,272 --> 00:33:44,773 (TV shuts off) 465 00:33:44,940 --> 00:33:47,692 - What? - We should do what we gotta do. 466 00:33:47,859 --> 00:33:51,279 - Call Carlo. - Who the fuck was feech lamanna? 467 00:33:51,446 --> 00:33:53,865 You know what? Don't come. 468 00:33:54,115 --> 00:33:58,745 You wanna spend your life with your head up your ass, be my guest. 469 00:34:01,414 --> 00:34:06,211 - How's your calamari salad? - He's not using the right olive oil. 470 00:34:07,337 --> 00:34:10,423 - You haven't said two words, carmela. - Sorry. 471 00:34:12,884 --> 00:34:16,221 - I came from Dr. Rotelli's. - Everything all right? 472 00:34:16,388 --> 00:34:19,724 I've never been better. Just a thyroid thing. 473 00:34:19,891 --> 00:34:23,061 - Thank god. - I thought I was pregnant. 474 00:34:23,228 --> 00:34:25,480 Bite your tongue. At our age? 475 00:34:25,647 --> 00:34:28,316 With the kids growing up and all... 476 00:34:28,483 --> 00:34:32,779 I want a grandchild. Terry and her husband are trying, but... 477 00:34:32,946 --> 00:34:36,449 Speaking of kids, I am sick about Jackie and Meadow. 478 00:34:36,616 --> 00:34:39,578 I ask, he tells me to mind my own business. 479 00:34:39,744 --> 00:34:41,913 - So does she. - They broke up? 480 00:34:43,915 --> 00:34:45,125 Is Meadow okay? 481 00:34:45,292 --> 00:34:48,920 She's so different than I was. It rolls off her back. 482 00:34:49,087 --> 00:34:53,592 - No weight loss or sleepless nights. - Not like what we go through. 483 00:34:53,758 --> 00:34:55,760 Because we married them. 484 00:34:55,927 --> 00:34:59,973 It's not just us. The president of the United States... 485 00:35:00,140 --> 00:35:03,977 His wife put up with the blowjobs and the stained dress. 486 00:35:04,144 --> 00:35:06,521 Hillary Clinton? I can't stand her. 487 00:35:06,980 --> 00:35:09,941 We could all take a page from her book. 488 00:35:10,108 --> 00:35:13,320 To be publicly humiliated and go around smiling? 489 00:35:13,486 --> 00:35:18,533 That is so false. I would dig a hole, climb into it and not come out. 490 00:35:18,700 --> 00:35:22,954 All I know is, she stuck by him, put up with the bullshit... 491 00:35:23,121 --> 00:35:25,790 And she set up her own little thing. 492 00:35:25,957 --> 00:35:31,004 She took all that negative shit he gave her and spun it into gold. 493 00:35:31,171 --> 00:35:33,548 You gotta give her credit. 494 00:35:34,215 --> 00:35:36,635 Well, that's true, isn't it? 495 00:35:37,677 --> 00:35:40,472 She's a role model for all of us. 496 00:35:45,477 --> 00:35:47,687 No, the case is still pending. 497 00:35:47,854 --> 00:35:53,526 They could try me on mail and wire fraud, but they want a major rico. 498 00:35:54,527 --> 00:35:56,821 Tony. Line two. 499 00:35:56,988 --> 00:36:01,826 - Who is it? - It's a woman. I think she's crying. 500 00:36:05,664 --> 00:36:07,749 Let me get back to you. 501 00:36:14,214 --> 00:36:15,507 Hello. 502 00:36:15,840 --> 00:36:17,050 (Sobbing) Tony. 503 00:36:17,509 --> 00:36:20,512 (Uncontrollable sobbing) 504 00:36:28,520 --> 00:36:31,564 I don't know, I don't know, idont_" 505 00:36:31,731 --> 00:36:34,234 I can't understand you. 506 00:36:34,609 --> 00:36:38,029 I can't take it anymore. 507 00:36:39,906 --> 00:36:40,657 Stay... 508 00:36:40,740 --> 00:36:44,619 I don't know... I don't know why. I don't know why. 509 00:36:45,078 --> 00:36:46,204 (Sobbing) 510 00:36:49,416 --> 00:36:50,709 Tony. 511 00:36:51,209 --> 00:36:52,210 Tony. 512 00:36:52,919 --> 00:36:54,587 (Knocking) 513 00:37:07,267 --> 00:37:10,270 - Thanks for coming. - All right. 514 00:37:12,105 --> 00:37:15,442 - You want something to drink? - No. 515 00:37:19,821 --> 00:37:23,825 I'm sorry. There's no one else I can talk to. 516 00:37:24,576 --> 00:37:26,327 What about him? 517 00:37:26,828 --> 00:37:30,582 - Laugh if you want. He helps. - He's a captain marvel. 518 00:37:36,337 --> 00:37:39,090 I just want it to be the way it was. 519 00:37:40,967 --> 00:37:42,802 - I love you. - Stop it. 520 00:37:42,969 --> 00:37:46,264 - I'm sorry. - Quit crying. I can't stand it. 521 00:37:46,431 --> 00:37:49,642 - I wanna be with you. - That's not gonna happen. 522 00:37:51,478 --> 00:37:52,812 I know. 523 00:37:55,273 --> 00:37:56,941 I know. 524 00:37:57,192 --> 00:38:00,278 My life's a trip to nowhere. 525 00:38:00,445 --> 00:38:02,822 You bring it on yourself. 526 00:38:04,616 --> 00:38:08,077 You're a beautiful, talented woman. 527 00:38:09,788 --> 00:38:11,080 Butyouuu 528 00:38:11,664 --> 00:38:15,502 - you push a man away. - That's not gonna happen again. 529 00:38:15,668 --> 00:38:20,465 The other night with the tires. I'm a grown man. I've had other women. 530 00:38:20,632 --> 00:38:23,468 - You think I lived in a freezer? - Fine. 531 00:38:23,802 --> 00:38:28,306 I'll sit back like a mute while you screw every woman out there. 532 00:38:28,473 --> 00:38:30,975 See, there's that tone again. 533 00:38:32,811 --> 00:38:34,103 Look. 534 00:38:35,730 --> 00:38:37,106 It's over. 535 00:38:38,024 --> 00:38:42,153 I mean, we had our mo-fo, or whatever. 536 00:38:43,321 --> 00:38:45,156 And it was great. 537 00:38:48,743 --> 00:38:51,746 And now it's time to put it to bed. 538 00:38:54,040 --> 00:38:59,170 You think you can treat me like some stupid goombah housewife? 539 00:38:59,337 --> 00:39:02,423 You think I'll let some fucker shit over me... 540 00:39:02,632 --> 00:39:06,719 Just because he buys me some ridiculous, gaudy ring? 541 00:39:07,554 --> 00:39:10,014 Where the fuck do you get off? 542 00:39:10,348 --> 00:39:11,391 You don't care. 543 00:39:11,558 --> 00:39:16,229 Think you're the only one with problems? My life's a fucking picnic? 544 00:39:16,396 --> 00:39:17,564 Pooryou. 545 00:39:22,360 --> 00:39:28,241 You got a dream life compared to mine. Nobody cares if I'm alive or dead! 546 00:39:30,243 --> 00:39:32,370 I didn't just meet you. 547 00:39:33,872 --> 00:39:36,875 - I've known you my whole life. - That's right. 548 00:39:37,041 --> 00:39:40,420 Take a dump wherever you please and walk away. 549 00:39:40,587 --> 00:39:43,298 My mother was just like you. 550 00:39:43,882 --> 00:39:46,634 A bottomless black hole. 551 00:39:46,801 --> 00:39:48,720 The mother now. 552 00:39:49,095 --> 00:39:53,391 I surrender. Burn me at the stake. 553 00:39:53,558 --> 00:39:54,934 You know what? 554 00:39:56,436 --> 00:39:58,062 You're fucking crazy. 555 00:39:58,479 --> 00:40:02,233 - All I ever asked for was kindness. - Come here. 556 00:40:03,401 --> 00:40:07,739 Listen to me, and listen good. No more calls, no more nothing. 557 00:40:07,906 --> 00:40:09,991 You see me, cross the street. 558 00:40:10,199 --> 00:40:13,578 You're dangerous, and I don't want you in my life. 559 00:40:13,745 --> 00:40:15,079 Don't go! 560 00:40:15,914 --> 00:40:17,707 I'll call your wife! 561 00:40:19,918 --> 00:40:21,502 What did you say? 562 00:40:23,421 --> 00:40:26,799 I'll go to Columbia. I'll tell your daughter. 563 00:40:30,345 --> 00:40:31,638 Come on! 564 00:40:36,017 --> 00:40:37,435 Come here. 565 00:40:46,361 --> 00:40:48,112 Now, you listen to me. 566 00:40:48,279 --> 00:40:51,783 Go near my wife or my family, and I'll kill you. 567 00:40:51,950 --> 00:40:53,952 Understand? I'll kill you. 568 00:40:54,619 --> 00:40:57,997 Kill me. Kill me, you cocksu... 569 00:40:59,290 --> 00:41:00,875 You fucking bitch! 570 00:41:01,125 --> 00:41:04,629 Kill me. Kill me. Kill me. 571 00:41:05,463 --> 00:41:06,463 Kill me. 572 00:41:08,132 --> 00:41:11,344 Kill me, kill me, kill me, kill me... 573 00:41:11,928 --> 00:41:13,388 Kill me. 574 00:41:37,912 --> 00:41:40,081 All right, this is it. 575 00:41:40,498 --> 00:41:43,835 I don't care if god comes by, don't move the car. 576 00:41:44,002 --> 00:41:45,920 - You do the talking. - Me? 577 00:41:46,087 --> 00:41:48,589 - Eugene will know me. - Don't worry. 578 00:41:48,798 --> 00:41:52,385 When they see this, nobody will have to say a word. 579 00:41:53,553 --> 00:41:54,846 What's the matter? 580 00:41:57,015 --> 00:41:58,349 I don't know. 581 00:42:00,685 --> 00:42:03,563 - You sure you wanna do this? - Why? 582 00:42:03,730 --> 00:42:05,023 Don't you? 583 00:42:07,525 --> 00:42:10,403 Fuck it, let's go down the shore. 584 00:42:15,742 --> 00:42:18,619 Let's do it before the crank wears off. 585 00:42:22,123 --> 00:42:24,834 - Ace high flush. - Flush talks. 586 00:42:26,335 --> 00:42:28,046 Anybody want a drink? 587 00:42:29,839 --> 00:42:31,883 Nobody fucking move! 588 00:42:34,469 --> 00:42:36,262 Take it easy, all right? 589 00:42:36,429 --> 00:42:37,764 - Shit. - Shut up! 590 00:42:38,222 --> 00:42:40,767 Empty your pockets. All of you! 591 00:42:41,059 --> 00:42:44,312 - Come on! - Very bad, boys. Very bad. 592 00:42:44,479 --> 00:42:48,483 This is a low-level game. All you'll get is practice. 593 00:42:48,649 --> 00:42:52,111 - You hear what he said? Shut up! - Take it easy. 594 00:42:53,237 --> 00:42:55,114 You know who you're robbing? 595 00:42:55,990 --> 00:42:59,243 - Give me your watch. - Leave while you look good. 596 00:42:59,410 --> 00:43:01,079 Just give it to him. 597 00:43:01,245 --> 00:43:05,124 Victory has a hundred fathers, but defeat is an orphan. 598 00:43:05,291 --> 00:43:07,794 Shut up! Stop fucking looking at me! 599 00:43:07,960 --> 00:43:09,587 Come on, hurry up! 600 00:43:09,754 --> 00:43:11,422 Let's get out of here! 601 00:43:19,889 --> 00:43:23,643 If you can keep your head while those around you can't... 602 00:43:40,326 --> 00:43:42,578 (Yelling in Italian) 603 00:43:50,128 --> 00:43:53,131 - Where the fuck is he? - Shit. 604 00:43:53,798 --> 00:43:55,466 Shit, come on! 605 00:43:57,385 --> 00:43:58,553 (Honking) 606 00:44:00,221 --> 00:44:04,475 - Get the fuck out! - What are you doing? This is my... 607 00:44:10,857 --> 00:44:12,066 Jackie! 608 00:44:12,483 --> 00:44:13,526 Jackie! 609 00:44:16,154 --> 00:44:17,989 Fuck, fuck, fuck. 610 00:44:18,156 --> 00:44:19,991 Hey, cocksucker. 611 00:44:24,662 --> 00:44:28,166 Chris, please. We didn't know you were in there. 612 00:44:28,666 --> 00:44:30,585 We're with ralphie. 613 00:44:30,877 --> 00:44:32,211 Please? 614 00:44:34,088 --> 00:44:35,506 (Gunshots) 615 00:44:39,010 --> 00:44:40,010 (Gunshot) 616 00:44:44,724 --> 00:44:47,435 (Furio yelling) 617 00:44:51,981 --> 00:44:55,693 If you're one of many men with erectile dysfunction... 618 00:44:55,860 --> 00:44:58,362 You know it's no laughing matter. 619 00:44:58,529 --> 00:45:02,867 You might not know treatment is covered by most medical plans... 620 00:45:03,034 --> 00:45:07,205 Dr. Freid. I'm sorry. Your service said it was an emergency. 621 00:45:09,207 --> 00:45:10,499 Hello. 622 00:45:12,001 --> 00:45:13,586 Jesus Christ. 623 00:45:14,378 --> 00:45:17,924 Not again, Tony. I can't keep doing this. 624 00:45:18,090 --> 00:45:20,384 I'm in the middle of a comm... 625 00:45:20,551 --> 00:45:25,223 Can't he go to the emergency room? I thought he had a green card. 626 00:45:25,765 --> 00:45:27,308 (Yelling in Italian) 627 00:45:30,061 --> 00:45:32,271 You'll make him hit an artery! 628 00:45:32,438 --> 00:45:34,899 Relax, let the sedative do its job. 629 00:45:35,066 --> 00:45:37,902 Be glad they didn't hit nothing important. 630 00:45:38,069 --> 00:45:42,657 - This prick is really a doctor? - Close. I'm a prick doctor. Get it? 631 00:45:42,823 --> 00:45:45,243 Maybe he can give you a bulge. 632 00:45:45,409 --> 00:45:48,621 Doc, see if you can remove this ladies' underwear. 633 00:45:48,746 --> 00:45:49,747 Ah! 634 00:45:50,831 --> 00:45:52,416 It'll be all right. 635 00:45:52,708 --> 00:45:55,836 (Yelling in Italian) 636 00:45:59,757 --> 00:46:02,593 Little motherfucker. He's going, bigtime. 637 00:46:02,760 --> 00:46:05,846 - Sure it was Jackie Jr.? - I'll do him tonight. 638 00:46:06,055 --> 00:46:07,431 - No, you're not. - Why? 639 00:46:07,598 --> 00:46:09,809 - Because I said so. - Why? 640 00:46:09,976 --> 00:46:14,272 - I don't gotta explain. - Because he's Jackie aprile's kid? 641 00:46:14,438 --> 00:46:17,108 You're not gonna let this go. You can't! 642 00:46:17,275 --> 00:46:20,444 He shot at me, tried to kill furio. We're made! 643 00:46:20,611 --> 00:46:23,197 Everyone you whack, you risk exposure. 644 00:46:23,364 --> 00:46:26,534 The feds ask for major murder for Christmas. 645 00:46:26,701 --> 00:46:30,121 - You're a fucking hypocrite. - What did you say? 646 00:46:30,288 --> 00:46:32,373 You preach this wise-guy shit... 647 00:46:32,581 --> 00:46:36,294 Meanwhile we're the only ones who play by the rules. 648 00:46:36,794 --> 00:46:38,462 I loved you. 649 00:46:38,796 --> 00:46:40,798 What happens, I decide. 650 00:46:41,090 --> 00:46:44,051 You don't love me, that hurts, but too bad. 651 00:46:44,218 --> 00:46:48,097 Because you don't gotta love me. But you will respect me. 652 00:47:09,744 --> 00:47:11,829 Ralph cifaretto's here. 653 00:47:12,830 --> 00:47:14,332 What'd we say? 654 00:47:27,011 --> 00:47:29,221 - Ton. - How you doing? 655 00:47:30,765 --> 00:47:32,850 - It's terrible, huh? - Yeah. 656 00:47:33,017 --> 00:47:37,104 Ro's going nuts. She knows he hangs around with dino. 657 00:47:37,271 --> 00:47:40,358 - Any word from her son? - No, no. 658 00:47:42,026 --> 00:47:43,694 All right, come on. 659 00:47:49,200 --> 00:47:50,242 This kid. 660 00:47:52,536 --> 00:47:55,873 - He did a terrible thing. - Terrible. 661 00:47:56,874 --> 00:48:01,379 - Your fucking card game. - I know you're close to the family. 662 00:48:01,545 --> 00:48:05,257 No, I feel for you. You're living under the same roof. 663 00:48:05,424 --> 00:48:07,593 And it was my card game. 664 00:48:08,761 --> 00:48:11,722 But what happened to sunshine... 665 00:48:11,889 --> 00:48:13,766 Is a disgrace. 666 00:48:17,770 --> 00:48:20,231 But to tell you the truth, Tony... 667 00:48:23,067 --> 00:48:25,736 I wanna give the kid a pass. 668 00:48:26,946 --> 00:48:28,114 Yeah? 669 00:48:28,280 --> 00:48:31,826 It's just me though. I know you got bigger concerns. 670 00:48:31,992 --> 00:48:34,412 You're the boss, and... 671 00:48:35,079 --> 00:48:37,790 I'll make sure your orders are done. 672 00:48:37,957 --> 00:48:41,794 I think you should go with your instincts on this, Ralph. 673 00:48:43,212 --> 00:48:44,588 You do? 674 00:48:46,298 --> 00:48:51,095 But furio took a hit. Chris. These are made men. 675 00:48:52,221 --> 00:48:55,099 I'll make sure they respect your decision. 676 00:48:55,266 --> 00:48:58,352 Because I'm sure you'll do the right thing. 677 00:48:58,936 --> 00:49:01,272 That's why I made you captain. 678 00:49:03,941 --> 00:49:06,110 This is Rosalie's kid. 679 00:49:09,989 --> 00:49:15,786 That's why I'll understand if you give him a pass. Everybody else will too. 680 00:49:16,954 --> 00:49:21,542 Who cares about shit they don't have the balls to say to your face? 681 00:49:25,296 --> 00:49:27,673 Kid disrespected you. 682 00:49:30,468 --> 00:49:33,846 But they don't have to live with your commitments. 683 00:49:36,474 --> 00:49:40,394 But, hey, the decision goes the other way? 684 00:49:40,561 --> 00:49:44,648 The one thing you cannot do, Ralph, you cannot do... 685 00:49:44,815 --> 00:49:47,151 Is blame yourself. 686 00:49:47,985 --> 00:49:50,988 You took this kid under your wing. 687 00:49:51,155 --> 00:49:54,283 You schooled him as best you could. 688 00:49:55,159 --> 00:49:56,577 Didn't you? 689 00:50:02,833 --> 00:50:04,793 Jack spoiled him. 690 00:50:05,920 --> 00:50:08,172 I think this is yours. 691 00:50:09,089 --> 00:50:13,177 The stupid kid was carrying it around during the holidays. 692 00:50:50,965 --> 00:50:53,884 She wanted me to fucking kill her. 693 00:50:54,051 --> 00:50:56,095 Like suicide by cop. 694 00:50:56,887 --> 00:50:58,931 So she set me up? 695 00:50:59,848 --> 00:51:02,309 She saw me as only a fucking hammer? 696 00:51:02,476 --> 00:51:04,228 She loved you. 697 00:51:06,230 --> 00:51:09,900 She looked so good too, that day in your office. 698 00:51:11,860 --> 00:51:15,114 Just another Irina with a college degree. 699 00:51:15,406 --> 00:51:16,782 Ask yourself. 700 00:51:16,949 --> 00:51:22,997 How did you recognize in Gloria, under her layers of sophistication... 701 00:51:23,163 --> 00:51:28,586 This deeply wounded, angry being that would let you replicate... 702 00:51:28,752 --> 00:51:31,422 Your relationship with your mother? 703 00:51:31,589 --> 00:51:35,759 I don't wanna fuck my mother. You're never gonna convince me. 704 00:51:35,926 --> 00:51:37,511 Not fuck. 705 00:51:37,886 --> 00:51:39,930 Try to please her. 706 00:51:40,097 --> 00:51:41,932 Try to win her love. 707 00:51:42,099 --> 00:51:44,268 Forty fucking years old. 708 00:51:44,435 --> 00:51:48,606 We need to repeat what's familiar, even if it's bad for us. 709 00:51:48,772 --> 00:51:51,942 Gloria's need for drama. 710 00:51:52,276 --> 00:51:56,322 The selfishness. The incessant self-regard. 711 00:51:57,489 --> 00:51:58,949 At one time... 712 00:51:59,116 --> 00:52:02,620 In your mother's hands, it passed for love. 713 00:52:04,038 --> 00:52:07,625 All right, look. You're her doctor. You tell me. 714 00:52:07,791 --> 00:52:10,127 Do I gotta worry about this broad? 715 00:52:10,294 --> 00:52:13,130 She says she's gonna tell carmela about us. 716 00:52:13,297 --> 00:52:15,924 I honestly can't predict. 717 00:52:17,926 --> 00:52:19,637 We should deal with... 718 00:52:19,803 --> 00:52:23,641 Why are you so attracted to dangerous relationships? 719 00:52:23,807 --> 00:52:26,852 Why do you put your marriage in such danger? 720 00:52:27,978 --> 00:52:32,066 - Maybe I'm looking for a way out. - Anthony. 721 00:52:32,650 --> 00:52:36,695 - You'll never leave your wife. - Bullshit. There's a limit. 722 00:52:36,862 --> 00:52:40,157 She might leave you, but you'll never leave her. 723 00:52:42,242 --> 00:52:44,662 Despite your mothering... 724 00:52:44,828 --> 00:52:49,583 You made one good decision in your life vis-a-vis women. 725 00:52:49,750 --> 00:52:51,835 You won't throw that over. 726 00:52:52,002 --> 00:52:55,923 Your own selfishness is too strong to let that happen. 727 00:52:56,090 --> 00:52:58,008 All right. All right. 728 00:52:58,592 --> 00:53:04,014 Actually, in spite of everything you're a very conventional man. 729 00:53:04,181 --> 00:53:05,766 I said all right. 730 00:53:06,517 --> 00:53:08,852 We have to stop now. 731 00:53:22,199 --> 00:53:26,620 - Got pep, I'll give it that. - Zero to 60 in under seven seconds. 732 00:53:37,381 --> 00:53:40,050 What's the matter, you don't like me? 733 00:53:43,929 --> 00:53:48,517 I'm not back, they call the cops, standard operating procedure. 734 00:53:48,892 --> 00:53:53,647 Here's standard operating procedure. Stay away from Tony soprano. 735 00:53:53,814 --> 00:53:57,943 Shut the fuck up and listen. It's over, capisce? 736 00:53:58,736 --> 00:54:00,404 Over and done. 737 00:54:00,571 --> 00:54:04,992 You call or go anywhere near him or his family... 738 00:54:05,159 --> 00:54:09,580 And they'll be scraping your nipples off these leather seats. 739 00:54:09,747 --> 00:54:12,166 And here's the point to remember. 740 00:54:12,332 --> 00:54:17,171 My face is the last one you'll see. Not Tony's. 741 00:54:18,046 --> 00:54:20,174 We understand each other? 742 00:54:20,966 --> 00:54:23,427 It won't be cinematic. 743 00:54:36,190 --> 00:54:38,358 (Door closing) 744 00:54:40,986 --> 00:54:43,739 (Pop song playing) 745 00:54:45,115 --> 00:54:47,451 Any word, anything? 746 00:54:48,160 --> 00:54:50,829 He probably went down to Florida. 747 00:54:51,830 --> 00:54:54,208 Ro, I'm sure he's fine. 748 00:54:54,875 --> 00:54:56,627 Ro, come on. 749 00:54:59,797 --> 00:55:01,340 Sit down. 750 00:55:02,925 --> 00:55:05,636 (Sobbing) 751 00:55:10,474 --> 00:55:11,725 Look. 752 00:55:13,227 --> 00:55:16,730 - This will be hard for you to hear. - Jesus Christ! 753 00:55:16,897 --> 00:55:20,359 No, it's okay. It's okay, it's just... 754 00:55:22,402 --> 00:55:25,239 He has a very serious drug problem. 755 00:55:25,405 --> 00:55:26,657 What? 756 00:55:28,367 --> 00:55:32,329 It's coke. He may owe some money to dealers. 757 00:55:34,832 --> 00:55:37,501 - Oh, my god. - I didn't wanna tell you. 758 00:55:38,001 --> 00:55:40,879 Look, we're doing everything we can. 759 00:55:45,926 --> 00:55:47,678 We're gonna find him. 760 00:55:47,845 --> 00:55:49,930 We'll get him help. 761 00:55:50,347 --> 00:55:52,516 We'll get him to rehab. 762 00:55:55,853 --> 00:55:59,064 Let's just hope he's not too far gone. 763 00:56:00,524 --> 00:56:02,442 (Pop song playing) 764 00:56:23,422 --> 00:56:25,674 Something smells good. 765 00:56:26,800 --> 00:56:30,721 Lemon snaps for the bake sale at church. 766 00:56:40,731 --> 00:56:42,065 You look good. 767 00:56:43,066 --> 00:56:45,485 I went to step today. 768 00:56:46,904 --> 00:56:51,992 Is that why you don't have these looney-tune moods when you exercise? 769 00:56:54,745 --> 00:56:56,580 Where's your ring? 770 00:57:00,083 --> 00:57:03,253 I had to get it sized. It's a little big. 771 00:57:09,092 --> 00:57:10,469 (Oven timer going off) 772 00:57:26,443 --> 00:57:30,948 Hi, it's me. I'll be home in about twenty minutes. 773 00:57:32,157 --> 00:57:34,952 Yeah, I picked up the stuffed shells. 774 00:57:35,118 --> 00:57:38,664 No, the celantano's, you just gotta heat them up. 775 00:58:12,072 --> 00:58:15,575 (Pop song playing)