1 00:00:11,345 --> 00:00:13,639 (Sopranos theme song) 2 00:01:42,894 --> 00:01:43,979 I'm in asbury. 3 00:01:44,146 --> 00:01:46,773 I'll be at your boatyard in 15 minutes. 4 00:01:48,066 --> 00:01:50,736 No, I got a meeting, I'll come there after. 5 00:02:23,852 --> 00:02:26,688 O.j. Simpson '3 acquittal they still cannot accept, 6 00:02:26,855 --> 00:02:28,732 and now they're suing him in civil court. 7 00:02:28,899 --> 00:02:30,609 Simpson's attorney is outraged, 8 00:02:30,776 --> 00:02:32,527 Fred Goldman is philosophical. 9 00:02:32,694 --> 00:02:35,447 In Jersey, they'd have tried his worthless ass. 10 00:02:35,614 --> 00:02:37,824 Well, he's shunned on his golf course now. 11 00:02:38,909 --> 00:02:39,951 Oh! 12 00:02:40,118 --> 00:02:42,287 There he is, f. Lee fatfuck. 13 00:02:42,454 --> 00:02:44,873 Hold my briefs. 14 00:02:45,040 --> 00:02:46,166 What's the matter with you? 15 00:02:46,333 --> 00:02:50,087 My back, fuckin' valuejet, trying to save 50 bucks. 16 00:02:50,253 --> 00:02:51,693 - How was boca? - How do you think? 17 00:02:51,797 --> 00:02:54,132 Your uncle's quaking in his boots I was there to pop him. 18 00:02:54,299 --> 00:02:57,302 Ho, wait till we get outside, huh? 19 00:02:57,469 --> 00:02:58,613 Junior's looking for a way out. 20 00:02:58,637 --> 00:03:00,347 But, he's got that iron rod up his ass. 21 00:03:00,514 --> 00:03:03,725 He thought he was in line to be boss. 22 00:03:03,892 --> 00:03:05,286 Now he's gotta take orders from somebody 23 00:03:05,310 --> 00:03:06,687 who used to fetch him his Sambuca. 24 00:03:06,853 --> 00:03:08,897 Hey, fuck him. 25 00:03:09,064 --> 00:03:10,399 Is he gonna sit down or not? 26 00:03:10,565 --> 00:03:12,859 If Tony will guarantee his safety. 27 00:03:13,026 --> 00:03:15,529 You deal with it, alright, Tony? 28 00:03:17,239 --> 00:03:19,408 Make it Christmas, 29 00:03:19,574 --> 00:03:21,576 this way I don't have to go on that fuckin' cruise. 30 00:03:21,743 --> 00:03:23,453 No sooner do I get back from Florida 31 00:03:23,620 --> 00:03:26,748 than ange has booked a suite on the dawn Princess. 32 00:03:26,915 --> 00:03:28,792 5,000 bucks a week and no way off. 33 00:03:28,959 --> 00:03:30,419 Thank god carm gets seasick. 34 00:03:30,585 --> 00:03:33,505 We're staying home this year so Jackie can study for his sats. 35 00:03:33,672 --> 00:03:35,257 Ro found him a great tutor. 36 00:03:35,424 --> 00:03:36,675 Pray he goes to a state school. 37 00:03:36,842 --> 00:03:38,677 You oughta see Terri's bills from villanova. 38 00:03:38,844 --> 00:03:40,429 And Matt and Kevin right behind her... 39 00:03:40,595 --> 00:03:43,640 Hey, sal, you need money, you come to me, you hear what I'm sayin'? 40 00:03:43,807 --> 00:03:45,851 Don't be moving that "h" no more, puss. 41 00:03:46,268 --> 00:03:47,519 It's too risky. 42 00:03:53,233 --> 00:03:55,318 I always wanted a house by the ocean. 43 00:03:55,485 --> 00:03:57,237 Maybe in another life. 44 00:04:02,576 --> 00:04:04,369 Ton'! Tony? 45 00:04:06,955 --> 00:04:08,373 Hey, Paulie. 46 00:04:08,540 --> 00:04:10,000 We gonna go see your boat? 47 00:04:12,169 --> 00:04:13,837 Nah, I'm just... 48 00:04:15,338 --> 00:04:16,798 Thinking about our former friend. 49 00:04:17,090 --> 00:04:18,091 Who? 50 00:04:22,179 --> 00:04:23,597 Him? 51 00:04:23,764 --> 00:04:24,765 Not me, 52 00:04:24,931 --> 00:04:26,558 never. 53 00:04:27,768 --> 00:04:30,353 Me and Jackie met him down here in '95, 54 00:04:30,520 --> 00:04:31,688 when he got back from boca. 55 00:04:31,855 --> 00:04:33,774 Oh, yeah, that crazy shit with your uncle. 56 00:04:33,940 --> 00:04:35,650 Junior hijacked Jackie's truck. 57 00:04:35,817 --> 00:04:36,943 What about it? 58 00:04:37,110 --> 00:04:38,820 I should've seen it then, that's all. 59 00:04:38,987 --> 00:04:41,573 Don't waste another second on that rat fuck, ton'. 60 00:04:41,740 --> 00:04:43,700 I'd kill him again if I could. 61 00:04:47,287 --> 00:04:48,288 Tommy angeletti, 62 00:04:48,455 --> 00:04:50,874 he's doing a re-bar at the esplanade. 63 00:04:51,041 --> 00:04:52,292 Yeah? 64 00:04:52,459 --> 00:04:55,879 He's into me for 100 large on college basketball. 65 00:04:56,046 --> 00:04:58,924 Now ralphie's holding up the contractor for more money. 66 00:04:59,090 --> 00:05:01,384 He's got the site shutdown on a strike. 67 00:05:01,551 --> 00:05:03,553 Angeletti can't work. 68 00:05:05,263 --> 00:05:07,098 Paulie, your fuckin' book 69 00:05:07,265 --> 00:05:09,351 against millions gonna roll in off the esplanade? 70 00:05:09,518 --> 00:05:11,186 I figured you'd take his side. 71 00:05:11,353 --> 00:05:12,538 But, ralphie shouldn't come across 72 00:05:12,562 --> 00:05:15,148 with a couple of no-show electrician jobs? 73 00:05:15,315 --> 00:05:17,515 I shouldn't get something outta this fuckin' esplanade? 74 00:05:21,029 --> 00:05:22,864 Alright, I'll talk to him. 75 00:05:53,812 --> 00:05:56,064 ( Wheezing ) 76 00:06:09,619 --> 00:06:11,371 Oh, good, you're up. 77 00:06:11,538 --> 00:06:13,098 I just got the digital video for Meadow. 78 00:06:13,206 --> 00:06:15,166 It's three down, three to go. 79 00:06:15,333 --> 00:06:17,395 Plus, the scooter is ready, but you're gonna have to pick it up. 80 00:06:17,419 --> 00:06:18,628 It's on my list. 81 00:06:18,795 --> 00:06:20,356 You're not gonna like this next bit of news, either. 82 00:06:20,380 --> 00:06:22,966 Janice is insisting on cooking Christmas dinner this year. 83 00:06:23,133 --> 00:06:24,968 Christmas Eve or Christmas day? 84 00:06:25,135 --> 00:06:26,177 I'm doing Christmas Eve. 85 00:06:26,344 --> 00:06:27,864 You wanna turn her loose on shellfish? 86 00:06:27,971 --> 00:06:30,015 She's determined to cook goose on Christmas day. 87 00:06:30,181 --> 00:06:31,766 Why? 88 00:06:31,933 --> 00:06:33,911 Well, her impulses are right, she's over here all the time. 89 00:06:33,935 --> 00:06:36,146 She volunteered me to make the gravy and the lasagne, 90 00:06:36,313 --> 00:06:37,915 so, with everything else I gotta do today, 91 00:06:37,939 --> 00:06:39,608 I gotta bring half my kitchen over there, 92 00:06:39,774 --> 00:06:41,878 and she needs you because the fuse box is on the Fritz again. 93 00:06:41,902 --> 00:06:43,778 Oh, fuck, come on, I'm busy. 94 00:06:43,945 --> 00:06:45,196 What, I'm not?! 95 00:06:51,786 --> 00:06:53,997 Well, I was feeling good, 96 00:06:54,956 --> 00:06:56,516 all of a sudden, I'm back to square one. 97 00:06:56,583 --> 00:06:57,792 What do you mean? 98 00:06:59,502 --> 00:07:01,382 I had another one of those attacks this morning. 99 00:07:04,716 --> 00:07:06,134 Not the whole thing, 100 00:07:07,552 --> 00:07:09,554 but, it was right there, 101 00:07:09,721 --> 00:07:10,764 under the surface, 102 00:07:10,931 --> 00:07:13,808 that feeling like I got ginger ale in my brain. 103 00:07:13,975 --> 00:07:15,560 Are you taking your medication? 104 00:07:18,021 --> 00:07:19,648 Not every day. 105 00:07:19,814 --> 00:07:21,358 Is that what the prescription says? 106 00:07:21,524 --> 00:07:23,652 Another thing to feel bad about. 107 00:07:23,818 --> 00:07:25,403 Well? 108 00:07:26,196 --> 00:07:27,989 Can you tell me what led up to this? 109 00:07:28,156 --> 00:07:29,366 You know my log, 110 00:07:29,532 --> 00:07:31,868 I was supposed to write everything down for you? 111 00:07:32,035 --> 00:07:34,537 Look, it's just a list of shit I gotta do for Christmas. 112 00:07:34,704 --> 00:07:36,790 All the pressure we put on ourselves 113 00:07:36,957 --> 00:07:39,542 this time of the year. 114 00:07:40,669 --> 00:07:43,463 I call it "stressmas". 115 00:07:43,630 --> 00:07:44,965 That's cute. 116 00:07:46,967 --> 00:07:49,177 I was looking forward to Christmas this year. 117 00:07:49,344 --> 00:07:51,012 No shit. 118 00:07:51,179 --> 00:07:53,299 Now, here I go, right back in the fuckin' rabbit hole. 119 00:07:55,809 --> 00:07:58,979 Okay, let's do the drill. 120 00:07:59,145 --> 00:08:00,814 The attack, what preceded it? 121 00:08:00,981 --> 00:08:02,301 Yesterday I went down to the shore 122 00:08:02,357 --> 00:08:04,359 to get my boat winterized. 123 00:08:04,526 --> 00:08:05,986 What happened? 124 00:08:09,614 --> 00:08:10,883 I started thinking about this thing 125 00:08:10,907 --> 00:08:12,283 that happened years ago. 126 00:08:12,450 --> 00:08:14,995 I haven't thought about it since it happened. 127 00:08:15,161 --> 00:08:16,371 Tell me about it. 128 00:08:19,040 --> 00:08:20,041 I can't. 129 00:08:20,208 --> 00:08:21,501 I see. 130 00:08:21,668 --> 00:08:24,045 We're at one of our favorite junctures. 131 00:08:29,092 --> 00:08:31,011 Without going into specifics... 132 00:08:36,307 --> 00:08:38,643 I can tell you it was a friend of mine. 133 00:08:40,395 --> 00:08:42,605 I found out he was working for the federal government. 134 00:08:47,110 --> 00:08:48,987 Enough said? 135 00:08:49,154 --> 00:08:50,613 I see. 136 00:08:53,408 --> 00:08:54,909 Am I ruining your Christmas? 137 00:08:59,497 --> 00:09:00,498 J“ be accepted j“ 138 00:09:01,708 --> 00:09:02,709 a-major? 139 00:09:02,959 --> 00:09:04,753 J“ by the lord j“ 140 00:09:04,919 --> 00:09:05,962 e-major. 141 00:09:06,129 --> 00:09:09,174 J“ rejected and abandoned j“ 142 00:09:09,340 --> 00:09:10,675 I don't know. 143 00:09:10,842 --> 00:09:12,135 Do you think it's too down? 144 00:09:12,302 --> 00:09:13,511 I mean, with the chorus, 145 00:09:13,678 --> 00:09:15,513 "his blood cleans every stain"? 146 00:09:15,680 --> 00:09:17,849 Oh, it's a great mother-jumping lyric, jan. 147 00:09:18,016 --> 00:09:20,643 What are we sellin', ajax? 148 00:09:20,810 --> 00:09:22,312 "His blood cleans stains"? 149 00:09:22,479 --> 00:09:23,980 ( Knocking ) 150 00:09:24,147 --> 00:09:25,648 My brother, I hope. 151 00:09:25,815 --> 00:09:28,109 Shit, fuck. 152 00:09:30,111 --> 00:09:32,197 Hey, you guys, come on in. 153 00:09:32,363 --> 00:09:33,531 We're just working. 154 00:09:33,698 --> 00:09:34,699 On the fuse box? 155 00:09:34,866 --> 00:09:36,201 No, we're making a demo, 156 00:09:36,367 --> 00:09:38,536 tryin' to get some major label interest here. 157 00:09:41,915 --> 00:09:43,458 God, the poor thing. 158 00:09:53,593 --> 00:09:55,178 I'm not coming to eat here 159 00:09:55,345 --> 00:09:57,055 unless this pig sty is cleaned up! 160 00:09:57,222 --> 00:09:59,099 It's my wrist, Tony. 161 00:09:59,265 --> 00:10:03,311 And the percodans aren't even working anymore. 162 00:10:03,478 --> 00:10:04,854 You got any rubber gloves? 163 00:10:05,021 --> 00:10:06,481 I'll get started, 164 00:10:06,648 --> 00:10:08,817 and we can work on the stock. 165 00:10:14,072 --> 00:10:15,782 Whoa, your wrist, 166 00:10:15,949 --> 00:10:17,909 I thought the doctor said it was just a sprain. 167 00:10:18,118 --> 00:10:19,994 Apparently, there's nerve involvement. 168 00:10:20,161 --> 00:10:22,539 I may need an operation. 169 00:10:29,504 --> 00:10:31,256 From the Russian? 170 00:10:31,422 --> 00:10:33,424 It was the worst night of my life, 171 00:10:33,591 --> 00:10:36,761 but, it led me to Jesus. 172 00:10:36,928 --> 00:10:38,555 Come on, Janice, when's the last time 173 00:10:38,721 --> 00:10:41,516 you went to a prayer meetin'? 174 00:10:42,725 --> 00:10:44,352 I know. 175 00:10:44,519 --> 00:10:46,938 And, Aaron and I don't even sleep together anymore, 176 00:10:47,105 --> 00:10:48,982 but in a larger sense, 177 00:10:49,149 --> 00:10:52,110 christianity's brought about a business, with this ccm. 178 00:10:52,277 --> 00:10:53,611 The what? 179 00:10:53,778 --> 00:10:56,823 Christian contemporary, Tony, ohh! 180 00:10:57,824 --> 00:10:59,742 It's the fastest growing marketing sector 181 00:10:59,909 --> 00:11:01,452 in the music business today. 182 00:11:01,619 --> 00:11:02,745 Here. 183 00:11:04,998 --> 00:11:07,750 You knocked over yourdnnk, honey. 184 00:11:07,917 --> 00:11:09,210 Ugh... 185 00:11:11,421 --> 00:11:12,589 Really hurts, huh? 186 00:11:12,755 --> 00:11:14,215 Yeah. 187 00:11:14,382 --> 00:11:15,967 Janice! 188 00:11:28,855 --> 00:11:32,108 ( Keyboard strumming ) 189 00:11:39,073 --> 00:11:43,536 Ooh, here's a branch. 190 00:11:43,703 --> 00:11:44,983 I don't see the rest of the tree. 191 00:11:45,038 --> 00:11:47,332 Fuck that philosophical shit. 192 00:11:48,333 --> 00:11:49,584 Oh, Jesus. 193 00:11:49,751 --> 00:11:51,044 What? 194 00:11:51,211 --> 00:11:52,378 Oh, shit. 195 00:11:54,088 --> 00:11:55,965 That is depressing. 196 00:11:56,132 --> 00:11:58,218 I don't even wanna fuckin' touch this thing. 197 00:11:58,384 --> 00:11:59,552 Hey. 198 00:11:59,719 --> 00:12:01,846 The wife sends her love. 199 00:12:02,013 --> 00:12:03,223 How are ya, ray? 200 00:12:03,389 --> 00:12:04,682 How ya doin', hesh? 201 00:12:05,642 --> 00:12:09,020 Tony, guess what we found 202 00:12:09,187 --> 00:12:11,147 in the bottom of the Christmas box? 203 00:12:12,690 --> 00:12:14,067 The Santa outfit. 204 00:12:14,234 --> 00:12:16,319 You guessed! 205 00:12:16,486 --> 00:12:17,570 Burn the fuckin' thing. 206 00:12:17,737 --> 00:12:19,405 This is the first Christmas in history 207 00:12:19,572 --> 00:12:21,157 I remember him not bein' Santa. 208 00:12:21,324 --> 00:12:22,408 Oh, big pussy. 209 00:12:22,575 --> 00:12:23,785 We were talkin' the other day 210 00:12:23,952 --> 00:12:25,245 about that fat piece of shit. 211 00:12:25,411 --> 00:12:28,790 When he got back from boca at Christmas of '95, 212 00:12:28,957 --> 00:12:30,375 how he wasn't himself. 213 00:12:30,541 --> 00:12:31,918 What happened to, 214 00:12:32,085 --> 00:12:34,003 "not wasting your breath on the cocksucker"? 215 00:12:34,170 --> 00:12:35,922 Two-faced fuck! 216 00:12:36,089 --> 00:12:38,800 To sell out your friends to save your own ass, it's despicable. 217 00:12:38,967 --> 00:12:41,028 That's one ride I would've loved to have been along on. 218 00:12:41,052 --> 00:12:42,095 Yeah, me too. 219 00:12:42,262 --> 00:12:44,302 Enough of this shit, put up the fuckin' decorations. 220 00:12:44,389 --> 00:12:46,307 We still gotta find somebody to play Santa. 221 00:12:51,271 --> 00:12:52,355 Get the fuck outta here. 222 00:12:52,522 --> 00:12:53,523 It's fitting, you know. 223 00:12:53,690 --> 00:12:56,170 After all, it was your father who started this whole tradition. 224 00:12:56,276 --> 00:12:59,487 That's right, when Johnny boy busted this place out and took it over, 225 00:12:59,654 --> 00:13:01,948 and old man satriale put a bullet in his own head, 226 00:13:02,115 --> 00:13:04,409 there was a lot of sadness on the block. 227 00:13:04,575 --> 00:13:06,244 Nothing a Christmas ham couldn't fix. 228 00:13:07,578 --> 00:13:10,123 Come on, t. 229 00:13:10,290 --> 00:13:11,416 Fuckin' stop, alright? 230 00:13:11,582 --> 00:13:13,001 Find somebody else to do it. 231 00:13:32,895 --> 00:13:35,064 The big man! Come have drink. 232 00:13:35,231 --> 00:13:36,482 Where's slava? 233 00:13:36,649 --> 00:13:37,692 Working probably. 234 00:13:37,859 --> 00:13:39,610 ( Male speaking Russian ) 235 00:13:43,656 --> 00:13:45,325 Anthony... 236 00:13:45,491 --> 00:13:46,492 How you doing? 237 00:13:46,659 --> 00:13:47,702 How are ya? 238 00:13:48,786 --> 00:13:50,621 You want somethin'? Food? 239 00:13:50,788 --> 00:13:52,165 No, we're just gonna talk. 240 00:13:52,332 --> 00:13:54,751 Oh, high level. 241 00:13:54,917 --> 00:13:57,045 Shh. 242 00:13:59,797 --> 00:14:02,037 Looks like valery's started to celebrate Christmas early. 243 00:14:02,091 --> 00:14:03,176 You don't know the half! 244 00:14:03,343 --> 00:14:05,636 Russian Christmas don't come till mid-January. 245 00:14:13,186 --> 00:14:14,604 There's a quarter mil in there, 246 00:14:14,771 --> 00:14:16,147 my own personal funds. 247 00:14:16,314 --> 00:14:19,025 I'll send it to Moscow with the IBM thinkpads. 248 00:14:19,192 --> 00:14:21,819 But, this time, I want to use promstrybank. 249 00:14:21,986 --> 00:14:24,447 Anyway, they will send it to the Isle of Man, 250 00:14:24,614 --> 00:14:26,741 to your bank numbered account. 251 00:14:26,908 --> 00:14:28,117 Agron... 252 00:14:28,743 --> 00:14:31,704 (Speaking Russian) Print out Mr. Soprano's wire transfers. 253 00:14:31,913 --> 00:14:33,206 I'm already doing it. 254 00:14:39,128 --> 00:14:40,129 Thanks. 255 00:14:42,965 --> 00:14:44,717 Galina loved the escalante, by the way. 256 00:14:44,884 --> 00:14:46,719 You think you can get another one? 257 00:14:46,886 --> 00:14:49,806 There is something, maybe, you can help me with. 258 00:14:49,972 --> 00:14:52,100 You tell me what it is, I'll tell you if I can help. 259 00:14:54,227 --> 00:14:56,396 I'm looking for this Russian, 260 00:14:56,562 --> 00:14:58,272 he's a friend of Svetlana kirilenko, 261 00:14:58,439 --> 00:14:59,857 you know, Irina's cousin. 262 00:15:00,024 --> 00:15:01,584 The one-legged woman, I know who she is. 263 00:15:01,609 --> 00:15:03,945 But, I don't want her involved. 264 00:15:04,904 --> 00:15:07,907 All I know about this guy is he drives a livery cab, 265 00:15:08,074 --> 00:15:10,076 and he wasn't very nice to someone important to me. 266 00:15:10,243 --> 00:15:11,786 Don't think another thing about this. 267 00:15:11,953 --> 00:15:14,080 I'll find him, I'll kick the shit out of him. 268 00:15:14,247 --> 00:15:16,707 No, no, no, I'm gonna do this. 269 00:15:16,874 --> 00:15:18,584 This motherfucker's mine. 270 00:15:32,932 --> 00:15:36,811 (Rock song playing) 271 00:15:54,662 --> 00:15:56,622 What happened to the jarlsberg that was here? 272 00:15:56,789 --> 00:15:58,040 What, 8”? 273 00:15:58,207 --> 00:15:59,250 Stop the music. 274 00:15:59,417 --> 00:16:01,878 Cut, stop the music! 275 00:16:03,254 --> 00:16:05,214 There was an entire wedge of jarlsberg 276 00:16:05,381 --> 00:16:07,008 here this morning. What happened to it? 277 00:16:07,175 --> 00:16:08,176 I don't know. 278 00:16:08,342 --> 00:16:09,343 Goddamnit! 279 00:16:09,510 --> 00:16:10,910 Debbie had a rondelay of French brie 280 00:16:11,012 --> 00:16:12,292 missing from her purse yesterday. 281 00:16:12,430 --> 00:16:14,348 - In there? - Uh-huh. 282 00:16:14,515 --> 00:16:16,559 ( Busy signal ) 283 00:16:28,196 --> 00:16:29,572 ( Panting ) 284 00:16:41,000 --> 00:16:43,252 Ever since we found that suit, 285 00:16:43,419 --> 00:16:45,421 now I'm dreaming about that fat rat bastard. 286 00:16:45,588 --> 00:16:47,298 What about it? 287 00:16:47,465 --> 00:16:49,550 We did the right thing. 288 00:16:52,428 --> 00:16:53,548 You're startin' to worry me. 289 00:16:54,764 --> 00:16:55,765 You got a problem? 290 00:16:55,932 --> 00:16:57,808 '95. 291 00:16:57,975 --> 00:17:00,311 I can't believe I didn't see it. 292 00:17:02,396 --> 00:17:05,233 I had a fucking lamp down here, but Meadow took it to school. 293 00:17:06,734 --> 00:17:08,319 You think it was down in boca, though, 294 00:17:08,486 --> 00:17:11,239 I mean, he was bringing the shit in through there? 295 00:17:11,405 --> 00:17:13,157 No, it wasn't boca. 296 00:17:13,324 --> 00:17:14,992 They didn't flip him in boca. 297 00:17:15,159 --> 00:17:16,661 He was down there for 24 hours 298 00:17:16,827 --> 00:17:18,579 to set up the sit-down with my uncle, 299 00:17:18,746 --> 00:17:19,830 and I know, for a fact, 300 00:17:19,997 --> 00:17:21,397 he was with my uncle the whole time. 301 00:17:22,583 --> 00:17:24,001 It was the sit-down. 302 00:17:25,378 --> 00:17:27,547 Simpson himself attended barbieri's deposition, 303 00:17:27,713 --> 00:17:29,006 but made no comment. 304 00:17:29,173 --> 00:17:31,008 Next week, Simpson faces another challenge, 305 00:17:31,175 --> 00:17:33,052 the Goldman attorney is seeking access... 306 00:17:33,219 --> 00:17:34,887 I'm saturated with it. 307 00:17:35,054 --> 00:17:38,891 In anticipation of collecting punitive damages... 308 00:17:39,058 --> 00:17:41,018 ( TV shuts off) 309 00:17:44,063 --> 00:17:45,106 Corrado. 310 00:17:45,273 --> 00:17:46,357 John. 311 00:17:48,526 --> 00:17:50,820 - Where's bonpensiero? - He's not here yet. 312 00:17:50,987 --> 00:17:52,613 He supposed to be here. 313 00:17:52,780 --> 00:17:54,865 He brokered the fuckin' thing. 314 00:17:55,449 --> 00:17:57,368 Hey, I'm here. 315 00:17:57,535 --> 00:18:00,288 What do you think? I'm gonna let 'em hurt my only uncle? 316 00:18:00,454 --> 00:18:02,164 - No. - Sit down. 317 00:18:08,462 --> 00:18:09,880 Where the fuck were you? 318 00:18:10,047 --> 00:18:13,092 You better have a good excuse for why you're still alive. 319 00:18:13,259 --> 00:18:16,012 I'm sorry, skipper, it” never happen again. 320 00:18:16,178 --> 00:18:17,698 I hope nobody called the house, though. 321 00:18:17,722 --> 00:18:19,223 I told ange I was with you. 322 00:18:19,390 --> 00:18:21,326 My goomar's mother, we were in the hospital all night, 323 00:18:21,350 --> 00:18:23,352 t.i.a., that's a small stroke, 324 00:18:23,519 --> 00:18:25,605 she lost use of her left hand. 325 00:18:25,771 --> 00:18:27,857 It's coming back now, but, I didn't eat... 326 00:18:28,024 --> 00:18:29,900 Did you get laid? 327 00:18:30,067 --> 00:18:31,527 Yeah. 328 00:18:32,862 --> 00:18:35,740 We should've known, right then, 329 00:18:35,906 --> 00:18:38,367 when he was M.I.A. From that sit-down. 330 00:18:40,828 --> 00:18:42,246 That's all the time you need. 331 00:18:42,413 --> 00:18:43,497 When they flip somebody, 332 00:18:43,664 --> 00:18:45,624 they try to get him back on the street right away, 333 00:18:45,750 --> 00:18:48,127 that very day. 334 00:18:49,295 --> 00:18:51,255 So, you don't have time to think. 335 00:18:52,840 --> 00:18:56,844 Sil, what are you gettin' your goomar for Christmas? 336 00:18:57,011 --> 00:18:58,771 Cash, that's the only thing that shuts her up 337 00:18:58,888 --> 00:19:00,389 about bein' alone over the holidays. 338 00:19:00,556 --> 00:19:01,932 Michelle likes "ice". 339 00:19:02,099 --> 00:19:04,060 I'm getting a piece from a Jew in the city. 340 00:19:04,560 --> 00:19:06,354 T, what are you gettin' your new goomar? 341 00:19:06,520 --> 00:19:08,147 She did me a favor. 342 00:19:08,314 --> 00:19:09,708 She went to Morocco over the holidays. 343 00:19:09,732 --> 00:19:11,150 On her own? She paid for it? 344 00:19:11,317 --> 00:19:12,360 Yeah. 345 00:19:12,526 --> 00:19:13,611 She went to Morocco? 346 00:19:13,778 --> 00:19:15,613 Who is she, bada bing Crosby? 347 00:19:15,780 --> 00:19:17,615 She's not one of those girls. 348 00:19:17,782 --> 00:19:22,328 She's got a real job. She sells Mercedes, smart, gorgeous... 349 00:19:22,495 --> 00:19:24,246 Too good to be true. 350 00:19:24,413 --> 00:19:27,917 Speaking of which, who's that piece of ass? 351 00:19:30,086 --> 00:19:31,420 Oh, madonn', look who it is. 352 00:19:34,882 --> 00:19:36,550 It's the miracle of Christmas. 353 00:19:36,717 --> 00:19:38,719 Next the blind will see, 354 00:19:38,886 --> 00:19:39,970 and the lame will walk. 355 00:19:46,352 --> 00:19:48,312 So, how is everything here so far, tonight? 356 00:19:48,479 --> 00:19:50,856 Much better now that we've cast our glims 357 00:19:51,023 --> 00:19:52,608 on you, sweetheart. 358 00:19:52,775 --> 00:19:53,859 How you doin', 'mainy? 359 00:19:54,026 --> 00:19:55,611 Fine, Tony-oni. 360 00:19:58,239 --> 00:19:59,323 Listen... 361 00:20:00,491 --> 00:20:02,034 I thought you'd wanna know. 362 00:20:02,201 --> 00:20:04,787 Two guys over there, at that table... 363 00:20:04,954 --> 00:20:05,955 Yeah? 364 00:20:06,122 --> 00:20:07,498 I think they're FBI. 365 00:20:10,584 --> 00:20:12,962 (Laughing ) I'm kidding. 366 00:20:14,588 --> 00:20:16,006 I'm kidding, enjoy. 367 00:20:23,431 --> 00:20:25,474 He's ready. 368 00:20:32,189 --> 00:20:34,525 You are a hypocrite. 369 00:20:34,692 --> 00:20:36,152 That's what you are. 370 00:20:36,318 --> 00:20:38,195 You vilify a man behind his back, 371 00:20:38,362 --> 00:20:40,364 and then you smile in his face. 372 00:20:41,615 --> 00:20:43,784 Something's gotta keep the customers coming back 373 00:20:43,951 --> 00:20:47,705 and it's not gonna be your mooshata raviolis, lately. 374 00:20:53,252 --> 00:20:55,629 Hey. 375 00:20:55,796 --> 00:20:57,465 Charmaine... 376 00:20:57,631 --> 00:20:59,508 Sometimes we're forced to work the same shift. 377 00:20:59,675 --> 00:21:02,386 Your wife, her ass may be improved Artie, but... 378 00:21:02,553 --> 00:21:04,221 Hey, hey, hey, come on, sil. 379 00:21:08,434 --> 00:21:11,312 She's over here joking about the FBI. 380 00:21:11,479 --> 00:21:13,063 Since when is that funny? 381 00:21:14,398 --> 00:21:16,275 ( Phone ringing ) 382 00:21:17,193 --> 00:21:18,360 Yeah. 383 00:21:20,863 --> 00:21:23,115 No, wait, hold on a minute. 384 00:21:24,200 --> 00:21:25,951 Go ahead. 385 00:21:33,292 --> 00:21:34,585 Alright, great. 386 00:21:35,461 --> 00:21:36,504 Yeah... 387 00:21:38,214 --> 00:21:39,757 Merry Christmas to you, too. 388 00:21:43,093 --> 00:21:44,220 Mr. Valdez? 389 00:21:44,386 --> 00:21:45,638 That's me. 390 00:21:48,098 --> 00:21:50,643 (Laughing ) 391 00:21:56,690 --> 00:21:58,108 I know you. 392 00:21:58,275 --> 00:22:00,152 You look like maybe someone, I don't know... 393 00:22:00,319 --> 00:22:02,238 He's the designata drive. 394 00:22:02,404 --> 00:22:03,405 Me? 395 00:22:03,572 --> 00:22:05,574 ( Mocking ) No, you the designata drive. 396 00:22:05,741 --> 00:22:07,785 No, no, you, you, it's you. 397 00:22:07,952 --> 00:22:09,495 -You! 398 00:22:09,662 --> 00:22:11,872 Airport ramada, right? 399 00:22:12,039 --> 00:22:13,082 Yeah. 400 00:22:13,249 --> 00:22:14,250 Yeah, let's go, c'mon. 401 00:22:27,179 --> 00:22:28,430 How was dinner? 402 00:22:28,597 --> 00:22:29,598 Good. 403 00:22:31,892 --> 00:22:33,018 Was Charmaine there? 404 00:22:33,185 --> 00:22:34,436 Yep. 405 00:22:34,603 --> 00:22:36,856 She looks good, doesn't she? 406 00:22:37,022 --> 00:22:38,774 What, are you disappointed? 407 00:22:38,941 --> 00:22:42,444 Her husband dumped her, you thought she was gonna look like a krull? 408 00:22:42,611 --> 00:22:44,238 A krull? 409 00:22:44,405 --> 00:22:47,658 A crone, a troll, I don't know. 410 00:22:50,661 --> 00:22:53,080 Holiday traffic. 411 00:22:53,247 --> 00:22:56,041 My head is clanging like a bell. 412 00:22:56,208 --> 00:22:57,626 I got the scooter. 413 00:23:11,807 --> 00:23:13,225 Yay I! 414 00:23:13,392 --> 00:23:14,435 Hello bedford falls! 415 00:23:14,602 --> 00:23:15,644 Oh, Jesus. 416 00:23:15,811 --> 00:23:17,229 Merry Christmas! 417 00:23:17,396 --> 00:23:19,106 Enough already. 418 00:23:19,273 --> 00:23:21,233 Merry Christmas, George. 419 00:23:21,400 --> 00:23:24,153 Santa, we still haven't got one. 420 00:23:24,320 --> 00:23:25,487 You wanna do it? 421 00:23:25,654 --> 00:23:27,531 Me, what do I know about it? 422 00:23:27,698 --> 00:23:29,116 I don't have kids. 423 00:23:29,283 --> 00:23:31,327 You don't have to, Santa doesn't have any kids. 424 00:23:31,493 --> 00:23:32,912 Yeah, that's strange, 425 00:23:33,078 --> 00:23:35,831 that Mr. and Mrs. Claus didn't have kids of their own. 426 00:23:35,998 --> 00:23:38,083 Probably why they got into it in the first place. 427 00:23:38,250 --> 00:23:39,728 I used to think the elves were their kids. 428 00:23:39,752 --> 00:23:41,503 They were running a sweatshop over there. 429 00:23:41,670 --> 00:23:43,047 There was something on TV, 430 00:23:43,213 --> 00:23:44,381 the original elves were ugly, 431 00:23:44,548 --> 00:23:46,884 traveled with Santa to throw bad kids a beatin', 432 00:23:47,051 --> 00:23:48,761 and he gave the good ones toys. 433 00:23:49,803 --> 00:23:51,221 The fuckin' grinch. 434 00:23:52,431 --> 00:23:54,058 Maybe that's where they got the idea. 435 00:23:54,224 --> 00:23:56,268 And fuckin' Dr. Seuss ripped it off. 436 00:23:56,435 --> 00:23:59,146 That grinch, man, that's where the money is. 437 00:23:59,313 --> 00:24:00,356 A couple hundred mil. 438 00:24:00,898 --> 00:24:02,399 Put Jim carrey in the motherfucker. 439 00:24:02,566 --> 00:24:03,734 Tony... 440 00:24:03,901 --> 00:24:05,277 Hey! 441 00:24:05,444 --> 00:24:07,154 I got stuff for the party, toys. 442 00:24:07,321 --> 00:24:08,322 From me and junior. 443 00:24:09,406 --> 00:24:12,086 They're not wrapped, but this way they can see what they're getting. 444 00:24:12,284 --> 00:24:13,702 Tell junior thank you. 445 00:24:22,002 --> 00:24:23,128 What? 446 00:24:23,295 --> 00:24:24,421 Ho-fuckin'-ho. 447 00:24:25,172 --> 00:24:26,215 You're right. 448 00:24:26,382 --> 00:24:27,925 What are you talking about? 449 00:24:28,092 --> 00:24:30,070 You wanna play Santa claus at the party this year? 450 00:24:30,094 --> 00:24:31,553 No, I can't do that. 451 00:24:31,720 --> 00:24:32,721 Why not? 452 00:24:34,390 --> 00:24:35,683 I don't know, I don't know how. 453 00:24:35,849 --> 00:24:38,477 What's to know? You ask 'em what they want for Christmas, 454 00:24:38,644 --> 00:24:41,021 you give 'em a nice toy, and that's the end of it. 455 00:24:41,188 --> 00:24:43,273 - No, not me, I can't. - Yes, you can. 456 00:24:43,440 --> 00:24:44,984 - I can't! - Why not? 457 00:24:45,150 --> 00:24:46,819 I'm shy. 458 00:24:52,282 --> 00:24:53,867 The boss of this family told you 459 00:24:54,034 --> 00:24:55,494 you're gonna be Santa claus, 460 00:24:55,661 --> 00:24:56,704 you're Santa claus. 461 00:24:56,870 --> 00:24:58,664 So, shut the fuck up about it. 462 00:25:09,133 --> 00:25:11,552 A strange and macabre Christmas story, 463 00:25:11,719 --> 00:25:13,929 another sad incidence of continuing violence 464 00:25:14,096 --> 00:25:15,639 against livery drivers. 465 00:25:15,806 --> 00:25:17,850 In downtown Newark, police were called to the scene 466 00:25:18,017 --> 00:25:20,894 of what appeared to be a Christmas prank gone awry. 467 00:25:21,061 --> 00:25:23,147 Livery driver Igor parnasky 468 00:25:23,313 --> 00:25:25,733 was found trapped under Santa's sleigh, 469 00:25:25,899 --> 00:25:28,318 and severely beaten inside the window display 470 00:25:28,485 --> 00:25:29,987 at curran's sporting goods. 471 00:25:30,154 --> 00:25:31,572 The Russian emigre also suffered 472 00:25:31,739 --> 00:25:33,615 injuries from broken glass. 473 00:25:33,782 --> 00:25:35,534 From his description of his assailants, 474 00:25:35,701 --> 00:25:36,901 police are questioning members 475 00:25:36,952 --> 00:25:38,412 of a marauding youth gang... 476 00:25:38,579 --> 00:25:40,205 Oh, my god! 477 00:25:40,372 --> 00:25:41,415 Their turf. 478 00:25:41,582 --> 00:25:42,708 Merry Christmas. 479 00:25:42,875 --> 00:25:45,335 Reporting live from downtown Newark... 480 00:25:49,673 --> 00:25:51,008 Oh, my... 481 00:25:53,969 --> 00:25:55,596 Aaron, honey, honey? 482 00:25:55,763 --> 00:25:56,764 Yeah? 483 00:25:58,640 --> 00:26:01,518 I think I know what's missing from the song. 484 00:26:01,685 --> 00:26:03,145 It's the brother concept. 485 00:26:03,312 --> 00:26:04,313 He ain't heavy? 486 00:26:04,480 --> 00:26:06,023 No, I mean, not exactly. 487 00:26:08,067 --> 00:26:10,736 Maybe we can try to get something down. 488 00:26:10,903 --> 00:26:12,571 Jan, you're crying. 489 00:26:14,239 --> 00:26:16,784 Sometimes we really don't see our loved ones. 490 00:26:17,701 --> 00:26:21,163 ( Christmas music playing ) 491 00:26:24,291 --> 00:26:27,461 Hi, whatcha doing? 492 00:26:30,255 --> 00:26:32,049 Just enjoying the tree. 493 00:26:33,509 --> 00:26:34,593 I love this time of year. 494 00:26:34,760 --> 00:26:36,512 Me, too. 495 00:26:44,561 --> 00:26:46,522 You're home early. 496 00:26:46,688 --> 00:26:48,774 Hunter went into the city with Hadley. 497 00:26:55,114 --> 00:26:56,448 So, where's Jackie tonight? 498 00:26:56,615 --> 00:26:59,076 He had to go visit a friend of his in the hospital. 499 00:26:59,243 --> 00:27:00,410 Oh, no, who? 500 00:27:00,577 --> 00:27:03,330 Someone from school, they think it's appendicitis. 501 00:27:03,497 --> 00:27:04,498 Oh, my god. 502 00:27:07,167 --> 00:27:09,962 So, you and Jackie are getting pretty close, huh? 503 00:27:18,679 --> 00:27:20,722 That new angel looks really great. 504 00:27:28,188 --> 00:27:30,399 That's what he said. 505 00:27:30,566 --> 00:27:32,651 Wanna see 50 gs? 506 00:27:32,818 --> 00:27:33,819 Holy shit! 507 00:27:33,986 --> 00:27:35,070 What is that, sapphires? 508 00:27:35,237 --> 00:27:37,739 Yeah, my wife better like it. 509 00:27:37,906 --> 00:27:39,158 Wild Turkey, neat 510 00:27:46,039 --> 00:27:48,250 How you doin'? 511 00:27:48,417 --> 00:27:49,918 Fine. How are you? 512 00:27:50,919 --> 00:27:52,504 Carmela was right, 513 00:27:52,671 --> 00:27:53,714 you look great. 514 00:27:55,215 --> 00:27:56,884 Thank you. 515 00:27:57,050 --> 00:27:58,444 I'm trying to give you a compliment. 516 00:27:58,468 --> 00:27:59,720 Well, don't. 517 00:27:59,887 --> 00:28:01,180 What's your fuckin' problem? 518 00:28:01,346 --> 00:28:04,266 All these years, I've sat here and I kept my mouth shut. 519 00:28:04,433 --> 00:28:06,393 I didn't want you and your boys comin' in here. 520 00:28:06,560 --> 00:28:07,811 And look what happened, 521 00:28:07,978 --> 00:28:09,688 look what you've done to my husband. 522 00:28:09,855 --> 00:28:11,607 Artie? I'm trying to help him. 523 00:28:11,773 --> 00:28:12,774 Yeah, well, good luck, 524 00:28:12,941 --> 00:28:14,735 because he's a friggin' mess. 525 00:28:19,823 --> 00:28:21,825 Let's get the fuck outta here. 526 00:28:21,992 --> 00:28:22,993 Where to? 527 00:28:23,160 --> 00:28:24,995 Who gives a shit? 528 00:28:25,162 --> 00:28:27,289 A new joint just opened on 46th, 529 00:28:27,456 --> 00:28:29,625 I been meaning to check out the competition. 530 00:28:31,710 --> 00:28:32,794 Come on. 531 00:28:32,961 --> 00:28:37,174 J“ come, they told me, pa, rum, pa, pa, pum j“ 532 00:28:38,175 --> 00:28:42,346 j“ a new born king to see, pa, rum, pa, pa, pum j“ 533 00:28:43,180 --> 00:28:47,976 j“ our finest gifts we bring, pa, rum, pa, pa, pum j“ 534 00:28:48,268 --> 00:28:51,355 j“ to lay before the king, pa, rum, pa, pa, pum j“ 535 00:28:51,521 --> 00:28:55,067 j“ rum, p8, p8, put”, rum, pa, pa, pum j“ 536 00:28:58,237 --> 00:29:01,657 j“ 80, to honor him, pa, rum, pa, pa, pum j“ 537 00:29:02,824 --> 00:29:05,410 j“ when we come j“ 538 00:29:11,250 --> 00:29:12,251 Tony! 539 00:29:12,417 --> 00:29:14,962 Hey, what's goin' on? 540 00:29:15,128 --> 00:29:16,171 Gettin' a little iovin'? 541 00:29:20,050 --> 00:29:21,093 It's not what you think. 542 00:29:21,260 --> 00:29:22,594 C'mon. 543 00:29:24,179 --> 00:29:26,098 C'mon, it's alright, I just wanna talk to you. 544 00:29:26,265 --> 00:29:27,683 C'mon. 545 00:29:28,558 --> 00:29:31,144 It's a bachelor party, my frat brothers. 546 00:29:33,313 --> 00:29:34,398 I didn't do anything! 547 00:29:34,564 --> 00:29:35,565 Shut up! 548 00:29:38,068 --> 00:29:39,861 Put your hands up, put your hands up! 549 00:29:40,028 --> 00:29:41,029 No... please. 550 00:29:41,196 --> 00:29:43,615 C'mon, you fuck! 551 00:29:44,658 --> 00:29:47,327 You fuckin' pussy piece of shit. 552 00:29:47,494 --> 00:29:49,722 All I did was tell your old man what a good kid you were, 553 00:29:49,746 --> 00:29:51,248 and all you do is fuckin' hurt me. 554 00:29:51,415 --> 00:29:53,041 I'm sorry! 555 00:29:54,001 --> 00:29:55,460 I'm sorry. 556 00:29:57,671 --> 00:29:58,880 I'm sorry. 557 00:30:00,841 --> 00:30:01,842 What's this? 558 00:30:03,302 --> 00:30:04,344 Hmm? 559 00:30:06,179 --> 00:30:07,180 Nice. 560 00:30:07,347 --> 00:30:09,516 I'm sorry, I'm sorry. 561 00:30:11,143 --> 00:30:13,437 You bottomed out. 562 00:30:13,603 --> 00:30:15,522 What do you mean? 563 00:30:22,863 --> 00:30:24,197 You bottomed out. 564 00:30:37,919 --> 00:30:39,921 I wish I could get up at 11:30 every morning 565 00:30:40,088 --> 00:30:42,883 after being out all night, god knows where. 566 00:30:43,050 --> 00:30:45,594 ( Pots and pans banging ) 567 00:30:47,137 --> 00:30:48,347 Stop with the pots and pans. 568 00:30:48,513 --> 00:30:49,890 Where were you last night? 569 00:30:50,057 --> 00:30:52,225 Nowhere, I wasn't anywhere. 570 00:30:52,392 --> 00:30:54,728 I was the monogamy poster boy, swear to god. 571 00:30:54,895 --> 00:30:56,396 Oh, please. 572 00:30:59,316 --> 00:31:01,651 Well, I break up with the so-called Russian whore, 573 00:31:01,818 --> 00:31:03,278 I'm towing the line, 574 00:31:03,445 --> 00:31:04,696 and this is the thanks I get! 575 00:31:04,863 --> 00:31:07,032 What about Charmaine? 576 00:31:07,199 --> 00:31:08,575 Charmaine? 577 00:31:08,742 --> 00:31:10,202 Mm-hmm, I know all about you. 578 00:31:10,369 --> 00:31:11,370 What? 579 00:31:11,536 --> 00:31:13,246 I didn't do anything. 580 00:31:13,413 --> 00:31:14,581 Yeah, you did in high school. 581 00:31:14,748 --> 00:31:16,291 High school? 582 00:31:16,458 --> 00:31:18,168 Don't try to deny it. 583 00:31:18,335 --> 00:31:20,545 Oh, okay, high school, okay. 584 00:31:20,712 --> 00:31:22,964 Her husband dumps her and she never looked so good? 585 00:31:23,131 --> 00:31:24,966 You gotta ask yourself why. 586 00:31:26,259 --> 00:31:28,136 I didn't do nothing. 587 00:31:28,303 --> 00:31:29,471 I didn't do nothing! 588 00:31:29,638 --> 00:31:32,099 It's too late. I don't believe anything you say. 589 00:31:39,272 --> 00:31:42,401 My wife had her doubts about Jackie Jr... 590 00:31:43,318 --> 00:31:46,863 And all along I kept defending the little two-faced prick. 591 00:31:47,322 --> 00:31:49,699 Do you feel responsible for their relationship? 592 00:31:51,451 --> 00:31:54,287 Meadow thinks she'd still be going out with the oreo cookie 593 00:31:54,454 --> 00:31:55,956 if it wasn't for me. 594 00:31:56,123 --> 00:31:58,291 Well, that's true, isn't it? 595 00:31:59,668 --> 00:32:01,837 The question is, what am I gonna do about Jackie? 596 00:32:02,879 --> 00:32:04,047 Should I tell my wife? 597 00:32:04,214 --> 00:32:06,258 Meadow, Jesus, she's... 598 00:32:08,385 --> 00:32:09,845 It'd break her heart if she knew. 599 00:32:20,480 --> 00:32:21,731 On another subject, 600 00:32:21,898 --> 00:32:24,484 I was thinking about what we were talking about 601 00:32:24,651 --> 00:32:26,319 last time you were here. 602 00:32:26,486 --> 00:32:30,740 You know, your friend who was working for the federal government? 603 00:32:30,907 --> 00:32:32,909 Granted I get most of my information 604 00:32:33,076 --> 00:32:35,036 from the movies and bill Curtis. 605 00:32:36,538 --> 00:32:38,248 But I was thinking... 606 00:32:49,926 --> 00:32:51,678 They're around the block out there. 607 00:32:51,845 --> 00:32:53,889 Biggest one yet. 608 00:32:54,055 --> 00:32:55,307 Where's the friggin' beard? 609 00:32:55,474 --> 00:32:56,975 I saw it in the box. 610 00:32:57,517 --> 00:32:59,060 It's gotta be there. 611 00:32:59,227 --> 00:33:00,687 Even without padding, 612 00:33:00,854 --> 00:33:02,898 the suit's too small on this fatso. 613 00:33:06,818 --> 00:33:08,487 Motherfucker. 614 00:33:10,197 --> 00:33:11,448 What, ton'? 615 00:33:11,615 --> 00:33:13,158 He was wearing a wire... 616 00:33:14,868 --> 00:33:16,828 When he came to the party 617 00:33:17,454 --> 00:33:20,248 he already had the suit on. 618 00:33:21,958 --> 00:33:23,084 Alvin! 619 00:33:23,251 --> 00:33:24,294 Okay! 620 00:33:24,461 --> 00:33:28,924 J“ Christmas, christmastime is here j“ 621 00:33:29,883 --> 00:33:31,468 hey, look at this. 622 00:33:32,886 --> 00:33:33,929 Oh... 623 00:33:34,095 --> 00:33:35,364 You been walking around like that? 624 00:33:35,388 --> 00:33:38,099 Boosting salvation army kettles now. 625 00:33:38,266 --> 00:33:39,768 Kevin, go make me a sandwich. 626 00:33:39,935 --> 00:33:40,936 Okay, dad. 627 00:33:41,102 --> 00:33:42,312 He's a method actor. 628 00:33:42,479 --> 00:33:43,664 Getting into character like ai. 629 00:33:43,688 --> 00:33:45,315 Yeah... 630 00:33:45,482 --> 00:33:47,651 "It was you, Fredo." 631 00:33:47,817 --> 00:33:50,362 Look at that, don't even need a pillow. 632 00:33:50,529 --> 00:33:52,364 Hey! Watch the suit! 633 00:33:54,115 --> 00:33:55,367 He can't make a joke? 634 00:33:55,534 --> 00:33:57,369 What, are you Mr. Sensitive over here? 635 00:33:57,536 --> 00:33:59,829 Chrissy, ashtrays. 636 00:34:08,672 --> 00:34:10,173 Tony... 637 00:34:10,340 --> 00:34:12,634 This problem 638 00:34:12,801 --> 00:34:15,178 with the red-tag garbage dumping in paden city... 639 00:34:15,345 --> 00:34:16,429 Fuckin' Christmas, 640 00:34:16,596 --> 00:34:18,348 he wants to talk about medical waste? 641 00:34:18,515 --> 00:34:21,560 I just want to double-check that the way is paved for us to go down there, 642 00:34:21,726 --> 00:34:23,770 we reached out to epa guy like we told barone. 643 00:34:23,937 --> 00:34:25,981 That reminds me, Tony, dick called this morning. 644 00:34:26,147 --> 00:34:28,107 I'm fuckin' talkin' and stop fuckin' interruptin'! 645 00:34:28,984 --> 00:34:31,027 - The fuck is wrong with you?! - Fuck you! 646 00:34:31,861 --> 00:34:33,154 Hey, hey, hey! 647 00:34:33,321 --> 00:34:34,739 Take it easy! Ton'. 648 00:34:34,906 --> 00:34:36,946 - What's the matter with you?! - The fuck with you. 649 00:34:39,494 --> 00:34:40,537 Jesus Christ. 650 00:34:40,704 --> 00:34:43,456 Oh, it's as cold as your sister's tit out there. 651 00:34:43,623 --> 00:34:45,059 You should see the crowd of little people. 652 00:34:45,083 --> 00:34:47,377 Jackie Jr., how you doin', huh? 653 00:34:47,544 --> 00:34:48,837 You look great. 654 00:34:49,004 --> 00:34:51,649 Hey, Jackie, tell 'em what you told me in the car on the way over here. 655 00:34:51,673 --> 00:34:53,592 Come on, the capital of Canada. 656 00:34:53,758 --> 00:34:55,385 The kid's got it up here. 657 00:34:57,095 --> 00:34:58,847 Give me your coat, c'mon. 658 00:34:59,014 --> 00:35:01,308 Crissy, let 'em in for Christ sake. 659 00:35:02,434 --> 00:35:04,477 One, two, three, four, 660 00:35:04,644 --> 00:35:06,855 open up the stupid door! 661 00:35:07,022 --> 00:35:08,440 ( Kids cheering ) 662 00:35:11,067 --> 00:35:12,152 Go see Santa, 663 00:35:12,319 --> 00:35:14,112 right this way. 664 00:35:14,279 --> 00:35:15,697 Ho, ho, ho! 665 00:35:15,864 --> 00:35:18,408 Merry Christmas, come on in, children! 666 00:35:18,575 --> 00:35:20,535 Don't be afraid, c'mon, sweetheart. 667 00:35:20,702 --> 00:35:21,953 Come sit on Santa's lap. 668 00:35:22,120 --> 00:35:24,289 Oh... 669 00:35:24,456 --> 00:35:27,542 Have you been a good girl? What do you want for Christmas? 670 00:35:27,709 --> 00:35:29,544 I want a new doll and a kitchen. 671 00:35:29,711 --> 00:35:31,713 You want a new doll and a kitchen. 672 00:35:31,880 --> 00:35:32,881 Here's something, dad. 673 00:35:33,048 --> 00:35:34,466 I mean, Santa. 674 00:35:34,633 --> 00:35:37,218 My little elf here's got a little snow on the brain. 675 00:35:37,385 --> 00:35:38,386 He called me dad. 676 00:35:38,553 --> 00:35:40,639 You like it? Big enough to be your sister. 677 00:35:40,805 --> 00:35:42,015 Merry Christmas. 678 00:35:42,182 --> 00:35:43,183 Thank you, Santa. 679 00:35:43,350 --> 00:35:44,559 Oh, how cute. 680 00:35:44,726 --> 00:35:45,935 Who's next? 681 00:35:46,102 --> 00:35:48,772 C'mon, don't be shy, ho, ho, ho! 682 00:35:49,648 --> 00:35:52,275 Merry Christmas. Merry Christmas. 683 00:35:52,442 --> 00:35:55,070 Next in line, we got a lotta people to go, c'mon. 684 00:35:55,236 --> 00:35:57,405 What do you want? 685 00:35:57,572 --> 00:35:59,282 Merry Christmas. 686 00:35:59,449 --> 00:36:00,450 Wait a minute. 687 00:36:00,617 --> 00:36:01,886 I gotta give you a present, here. 688 00:36:01,910 --> 00:36:03,995 C'mon, single file over here! 689 00:36:04,162 --> 00:36:05,246 C'mon, next one in line! 690 00:36:05,413 --> 00:36:08,416 It would kill him to say "ho, ho, ho"? 691 00:36:08,583 --> 00:36:09,584 You were just here. 692 00:36:09,751 --> 00:36:10,752 I was not. 693 00:36:10,919 --> 00:36:12,959 Yeah, you were, you were on my lap five minutes ago. 694 00:36:13,046 --> 00:36:15,048 - No, I wasn't. - Yes, you were. 695 00:36:15,215 --> 00:36:17,575 Now you're going on Santa's list and you're getting nothing! 696 00:36:17,634 --> 00:36:18,843 Fuck you, Santa! 697 00:36:19,010 --> 00:36:20,887 Hey! Hey! 698 00:36:21,763 --> 00:36:22,972 Gregorio! 699 00:36:23,139 --> 00:36:24,641 How dare you talk that way to Santa. 700 00:36:24,808 --> 00:36:26,601 He never talks that way at home. 701 00:36:26,768 --> 00:36:29,479 My friend, you don't talk that way to Santa. 702 00:36:29,646 --> 00:36:32,065 Get back there, tell Santa you're sorry. 703 00:36:32,232 --> 00:36:33,650 Go on. 704 00:36:36,319 --> 00:36:37,654 I'm sorry, Santa. 705 00:36:37,821 --> 00:36:38,863 That's better. 706 00:36:43,201 --> 00:36:45,453 I don't care, you are punished. 707 00:36:47,080 --> 00:36:48,873 What the hell's wrong with you, Bobby? 708 00:36:49,040 --> 00:36:50,125 You got kids of your own. 709 00:36:50,291 --> 00:36:51,459 I didn't wanna do this. 710 00:36:51,626 --> 00:36:52,627 Shyness is a curse. 711 00:36:52,794 --> 00:36:54,954 Why don't you lighten up a little bit? It's Christmas. 712 00:36:57,757 --> 00:36:58,925 C'mere, honey. 713 00:36:59,092 --> 00:37:00,760 Don't be scared of Santa. 714 00:37:00,927 --> 00:37:02,220 C'mon, there you go. 715 00:37:02,387 --> 00:37:05,932 Next year he goes to Santa school. 716 00:37:06,099 --> 00:37:07,851 Fuckin' ho hum, if you ask me. 717 00:37:08,017 --> 00:37:10,186 I don't miss pussy's fake fuckin' good cheer, 718 00:37:10,353 --> 00:37:11,354 tell you the truth. 719 00:37:11,521 --> 00:37:13,314 Let him stay with the fish. 720 00:37:16,317 --> 00:37:17,986 Why'd you go to that psychic last year? 721 00:37:18,153 --> 00:37:19,988 Since you don't dwell on this shit. 722 00:37:20,155 --> 00:37:21,740 That was different. 723 00:37:21,906 --> 00:37:23,867 Chrissy was shot. 724 00:37:24,033 --> 00:37:25,285 That was a paranormal event. 725 00:37:26,619 --> 00:37:28,747 What the fuck are you talking about? 726 00:37:28,913 --> 00:37:31,753 That psychic told you those guys were haunting you. The guys that you... 727 00:37:33,626 --> 00:37:36,921 Pussy, I loved that cocksucker like a brother 728 00:37:37,088 --> 00:37:38,381 and he fucked me in the ass. 729 00:37:39,841 --> 00:37:43,553 That's the difference between puss and the others. 730 00:37:43,720 --> 00:37:44,721 Him you loved. 731 00:37:44,888 --> 00:37:47,432 The world don't run on love. 732 00:37:47,599 --> 00:37:49,267 He was a rat bastard. 733 00:37:50,268 --> 00:37:51,394 One thing you got to admit, 734 00:37:51,561 --> 00:37:53,188 he made a great Santa claus. 735 00:37:54,355 --> 00:37:55,356 He did. 736 00:37:55,523 --> 00:37:57,734 In the end, fuck Santa claus. 737 00:38:07,202 --> 00:38:08,536 Another sweater. 738 00:38:08,703 --> 00:38:09,871 That's from Nana. 739 00:38:10,038 --> 00:38:12,248 ( Doorbell ) You'll tell her how much you like it. 740 00:38:13,416 --> 00:38:15,543 Who could that be so early? 741 00:38:15,710 --> 00:38:17,128 Let me see, maybe it'll fit me. 742 00:38:17,295 --> 00:38:19,589 It's not bad, better than last year. 743 00:38:20,673 --> 00:38:22,342 Jackie Jr., hi. 744 00:38:22,509 --> 00:38:23,885 Merry Christmas. 745 00:38:24,052 --> 00:38:26,179 Merry Christmas, aunt carm. 746 00:38:26,346 --> 00:38:28,264 It's okay if I come in? 747 00:38:28,431 --> 00:38:31,017 We're just opening our presents. 748 00:38:41,277 --> 00:38:42,320 Merry Christmas, ton'. 749 00:38:42,487 --> 00:38:43,696 Good morning. 750 00:38:43,863 --> 00:38:45,532 Merry Christmas. 751 00:38:45,698 --> 00:38:46,991 Merry Christmas. 752 00:38:48,076 --> 00:38:49,869 These are from morn for everybody. 753 00:38:53,331 --> 00:38:54,457 This is for you. 754 00:38:54,624 --> 00:38:56,376 Wow, thank you. 755 00:38:56,543 --> 00:38:57,877 Let me get your present. 756 00:38:58,044 --> 00:38:59,838 No, you can open yours first if you want. 757 00:39:00,004 --> 00:39:01,381 Okay. 758 00:39:11,641 --> 00:39:14,727 This is so beautiful, Jackie, 759 00:39:14,894 --> 00:39:16,271 thank you. 760 00:39:16,437 --> 00:39:18,439 There's something on the back. 761 00:39:20,942 --> 00:39:22,986 "To Ms. From j.A. 762 00:39:23,152 --> 00:39:25,071 I will always be true." 763 00:39:25,864 --> 00:39:27,240 Oh, Jackie. 764 00:39:38,751 --> 00:39:40,545 I'll be right back. 765 00:39:41,421 --> 00:39:43,214 C'mere, let me see that. 766 00:39:51,598 --> 00:39:53,182 Can I talk to you? 767 00:39:59,939 --> 00:40:02,609 I flunked out of rutgers. 768 00:40:04,903 --> 00:40:07,238 I'm sorry, I know I fucked up. 769 00:40:08,197 --> 00:40:10,700 I got distracted this year by things. 770 00:40:13,745 --> 00:40:15,747 Ralph said I was probably wasting my time 771 00:40:15,914 --> 00:40:18,124 - if I didn't have the aptitude. - Ralph? 772 00:40:19,292 --> 00:40:20,877 You know, he didn't go to school, 773 00:40:21,044 --> 00:40:23,204 and look at the money he was making when he was my age. 774 00:40:23,338 --> 00:40:24,923 And the piece, 775 00:40:25,089 --> 00:40:27,926 my car got broken into a couple of times at the frat house, 776 00:40:28,092 --> 00:40:29,135 so Ralph gave it to me. 777 00:40:31,846 --> 00:40:33,556 It was fuckin' stupid, I know it. 778 00:40:33,723 --> 00:40:35,975 But Tony, I'm gonna be alright now. 779 00:40:36,142 --> 00:40:38,645 I'm gonna design men's suits. 780 00:40:38,811 --> 00:40:41,189 Meadow thinks I should go to the fashion institute. 781 00:40:41,356 --> 00:40:43,608 I really think I could be good if I applied myself. 782 00:40:43,775 --> 00:40:46,986 You bullshit me and you betray my daughter. 783 00:40:50,698 --> 00:40:51,866 I'm sorry. 784 00:40:52,784 --> 00:40:53,868 I'm sorry. 785 00:40:55,119 --> 00:40:56,704 Go back inside. 786 00:40:59,040 --> 00:41:01,000 I'm gonna be frank on this. 787 00:41:02,085 --> 00:41:03,628 I haven't decided what to do with you. 788 00:41:14,764 --> 00:41:16,516 Comin' through! 789 00:41:19,435 --> 00:41:20,520 You can't stay? 790 00:41:20,687 --> 00:41:22,730 I still have to give you your present. 791 00:41:22,897 --> 00:41:25,525 I'm driving mom up to the home to see grandma. 792 00:41:29,821 --> 00:41:32,907 Thank you for my beautiful necklace. 793 00:41:44,002 --> 00:41:45,670 Merry Christmas. 794 00:41:50,049 --> 00:41:52,176 Merry Christmas. 795 00:41:52,343 --> 00:41:55,263 Go be with your family and open your presents. 796 00:41:55,430 --> 00:41:56,597 Love you. 797 00:42:07,734 --> 00:42:09,527 Oh, my god. 798 00:42:09,694 --> 00:42:10,737 Lemme see, mom. 799 00:42:10,903 --> 00:42:11,904 Look at this. 800 00:42:12,071 --> 00:42:13,156 Wow. 801 00:42:13,322 --> 00:42:14,365 Wow. 802 00:42:14,532 --> 00:42:16,451 Mmm. 803 00:42:16,617 --> 00:42:18,286 Well, uh, 804 00:42:18,453 --> 00:42:21,914 this is gonna seem really stupid after that, 805 00:42:22,081 --> 00:42:25,084 but it's your turn, dad. 806 00:42:25,251 --> 00:42:26,711 This is for you. 807 00:42:29,047 --> 00:42:32,925 I didn't think you were gonna get me anything. 808 00:42:33,092 --> 00:42:34,093 After... 809 00:42:34,260 --> 00:42:35,261 It's Christmas. 810 00:42:40,808 --> 00:42:41,809 Thank you. 811 00:42:43,019 --> 00:42:44,062 Comeom openit 812 00:42:44,604 --> 00:42:45,646 what is it? 813 00:42:45,813 --> 00:42:47,774 Who knows. 814 00:42:51,861 --> 00:42:53,571 "Big mouth Billy bass", what is that? 815 00:42:53,738 --> 00:42:55,490 Oh, those are good. 816 00:42:55,656 --> 00:42:57,742 Wait till you see what it does. 817 00:42:57,909 --> 00:42:59,035 What does it do? 818 00:42:59,202 --> 00:43:00,453 You'll see. 819 00:43:00,620 --> 00:43:02,872 I know I give you a lot of stuff, dad, 820 00:43:03,039 --> 00:43:04,499 I don't know what you do with it, 821 00:43:04,665 --> 00:43:06,000 but, 822 00:43:07,376 --> 00:43:10,129 I want to see this on your desk, promise? 823 00:43:10,296 --> 00:43:11,839 Yeah. 824 00:43:14,842 --> 00:43:17,303 ( Music playing ) 825 00:43:18,596 --> 00:43:22,558 Oh my god. That is hilarious. 826 00:43:22,725 --> 00:43:24,852 J“ I'd love to stay... j“ 827 00:43:25,019 --> 00:43:26,479 wait, mom. 828 00:43:26,646 --> 00:43:29,607 J“ but, take me to the river j“ 829 00:43:31,109 --> 00:43:33,694 j“ drop me in the water j“ 830 00:43:33,861 --> 00:43:35,029 what a riot. 831 00:43:35,196 --> 00:43:38,074 J“ take me to the river j“ 832 00:43:38,241 --> 00:43:39,617 it's cute. 833 00:43:39,784 --> 00:43:41,369 Thanks, honey. 834 00:43:42,745 --> 00:43:45,331 J“ take me to the river j“ 835 00:43:48,334 --> 00:43:51,587 j“ Jesus told me j“ 836 00:43:51,754 --> 00:43:54,757 j“ everything is gonna be alright j“ 837 00:43:54,924 --> 00:43:59,554 j“ oh, Jesus told me j“ 838 00:43:59,720 --> 00:44:03,099 j“ everything is gonna be alright j“ 839 00:44:03,266 --> 00:44:06,811 j“ Jesus told me j“ 840 00:44:06,978 --> 00:44:10,189 j“ everything is gonna be alright j“ 841 00:44:10,356 --> 00:44:13,860 j“ be alright, oh, be alright j“ 842 00:44:14,026 --> 00:44:17,363 j“ be alright... j“ 843 00:44:17,989 --> 00:44:21,742 j“ be alright, be alright j“ 844 00:44:21,909 --> 00:44:25,705 j“ gonna be alright, gonna be alright j“ 845 00:44:25,872 --> 00:44:27,415 j“ Jesus told me j“ 846 00:44:27,582 --> 00:44:32,753 j“ everything is gonna be alright j“ 847 00:44:32,920 --> 00:44:35,256 j“ oh, be alright j“ 848 00:44:35,423 --> 00:44:37,133 j“ yes, it is j“ 849 00:44:37,300 --> 00:44:39,343 j“ be alright j“ 850 00:44:39,510 --> 00:44:43,931 j“ I know for myself, it's gonna be alright j“ 851 00:44:44,098 --> 00:44:45,349 j“ be alright j“ 852 00:44:45,516 --> 00:44:49,604 j“ yeah, everything's gonna be alright j“ 853 00:44:50,771 --> 00:44:52,565 j“ be alright j“ 854 00:44:52,732 --> 00:44:56,360 j“ I have no doubt it'll be alright j“ 855 00:44:56,527 --> 00:44:59,864 j“ in my mind I know it is j“ 856 00:45:00,031 --> 00:45:01,949 j“ it's gonna be alright j“ 857 00:45:02,116 --> 00:45:03,868 j“ be alright j“ 858 00:45:04,035 --> 00:45:06,662 j“ everything j“ 859 00:45:07,830 --> 00:45:10,708 j“ everything j“ 860 00:45:11,584 --> 00:45:14,295 j“ everything j“ 861 00:45:15,379 --> 00:45:18,382 j“ everything j“ 862 00:45:19,383 --> 00:45:22,094 j“ everything j“