1 00:00:08,425 --> 00:00:13,222 (Sopranos theme song) 2 00:01:42,019 --> 00:01:46,273 Our undergrad student body at brown only numbers about 6000 people. 3 00:01:46,481 --> 00:01:50,944 That's from every state in the country and over 60 countries in the world. 4 00:01:51,153 --> 00:01:53,447 Admission is extremely selective. 5 00:01:53,905 --> 00:01:58,368 So again, get all of your academic and extracurricular ducks in a row. 6 00:01:58,577 --> 00:02:00,912 Leave nothing to chance. 7 00:02:09,338 --> 00:02:10,547 Hey, buddy. 8 00:02:10,756 --> 00:02:11,965 Davey. 9 00:02:12,174 --> 00:02:15,052 Saw your wife alone. I figured you for the trotters. 10 00:02:15,260 --> 00:02:18,597 Not tonight. I had a customer I couldn't shake. 11 00:02:18,847 --> 00:02:20,599 Guy spends half an hour... 12 00:02:20,807 --> 00:02:23,852 Deciding between a $20 soccer ball and a $22 soccer ball. 13 00:02:24,436 --> 00:02:25,646 Who do you like? 14 00:02:26,188 --> 00:02:29,107 That guy from bowdoin seems to be making some sense. 15 00:02:29,483 --> 00:02:31,068 No, I mean the game tonight. 16 00:02:31,526 --> 00:02:32,903 Ho, ho, ho! 17 00:02:33,862 --> 00:02:35,739 You guys want to be alone? 18 00:02:36,865 --> 00:02:39,618 ( Davey ) I saw that refreshment table. I knew you'd be around. 19 00:02:39,868 --> 00:02:41,787 How do I get roped into this? 20 00:02:42,037 --> 00:02:46,291 Charmaine knows with your sfogliatelle her daughter can go anywhere. 21 00:02:46,541 --> 00:02:51,296 - The janitor's the only one near them. - That's a nice career for a lady. 22 00:02:52,047 --> 00:02:53,465 Fuck you. 23 00:02:53,674 --> 00:02:56,968 - I gotta get one of them belly bombs. - Have I said "fuck you" yet? 24 00:03:03,266 --> 00:03:05,477 Delicious, Artie. Glad I didn't eat tonight. 25 00:03:05,727 --> 00:03:08,897 Thanks, Davey. It's nice to be appreciated by your friends. 26 00:03:09,356 --> 00:03:10,399 The sensitive chef. 27 00:03:10,649 --> 00:03:12,901 - Hey, Eric, they all done? - I guess. 28 00:03:13,151 --> 00:03:15,362 Dad, can I have 20 bucks? 29 00:03:16,405 --> 00:03:18,532 - You like this? - Did you think he was gonna say: 30 00:03:18,782 --> 00:03:22,869 "Gee, dad, thanks for taking the time to come to this important event"? 31 00:03:23,578 --> 00:03:26,039 - How you doing, Eric? - Good, Mr. Soprano. 32 00:03:26,289 --> 00:03:29,334 - You want something to eat? - No, we're going to Starbucks. 33 00:03:29,543 --> 00:03:31,837 You're thinking of going to brown? 34 00:03:32,045 --> 00:03:34,965 Yeah, it's a good school. A lot of star-fucking though. 35 00:03:35,173 --> 00:03:37,259 - Hey, latrine lip. - He's right. 36 00:03:37,467 --> 00:03:39,845 He'll go where his mother says, like his old man. 37 00:03:40,637 --> 00:03:41,930 You too? 38 00:03:42,139 --> 00:03:44,141 These guys were like namath and tittle. 39 00:03:44,349 --> 00:03:46,059 Yeah, I've heard. 40 00:03:46,309 --> 00:03:49,020 And now they're like Phil donahue and Alan alda. 41 00:03:53,817 --> 00:03:55,193 Listen, I heard... 42 00:03:55,444 --> 00:03:58,155 Through the grapevine you took your uncle's game. 43 00:03:58,405 --> 00:03:59,990 You know, the big one. 44 00:04:00,907 --> 00:04:02,743 - Grapevine? - Yeah. 45 00:04:02,993 --> 00:04:04,619 If you listen close, that song says: 46 00:04:04,870 --> 00:04:07,706 "Believe none of what you hear and half of what you see." 47 00:04:07,956 --> 00:04:10,250 You know me. I like to play a little. 48 00:04:10,500 --> 00:04:11,668 A little? 49 00:04:11,877 --> 00:04:14,171 Forget it. This game's not for you. 50 00:04:14,421 --> 00:04:18,341 No, it's just, you know, I was thinking it'd be a kick. 51 00:04:18,550 --> 00:04:22,095 David, you're a nice guy. I like you. Okay? 52 00:04:22,304 --> 00:04:26,183 Trust me, this game's not for you. I don't want to see you get hurt. 53 00:04:26,433 --> 00:04:28,560 These guys, they play deep. 54 00:04:29,686 --> 00:04:33,356 - Know how many jockstraps I sell? - Not enough for this game. 55 00:04:33,565 --> 00:04:35,275 Okay? Forget it. 56 00:04:36,485 --> 00:04:40,322 Come on. Let's go see what the y.O. From bucknell's got to say. 57 00:04:44,075 --> 00:04:46,286 Do you want to tell me what you're thinking? 58 00:04:49,289 --> 00:04:51,291 Believe me, you don't want to know. 59 00:04:56,379 --> 00:04:58,799 You want to know what I'm thinking? Seriously? 60 00:05:01,593 --> 00:05:05,472 I'd like to smash your face into hamburger. 61 00:05:06,681 --> 00:05:07,849 Okay. 62 00:05:10,435 --> 00:05:11,478 I'm not... 63 00:05:13,271 --> 00:05:14,648 Don't worry. 64 00:05:15,273 --> 00:05:17,776 I know I broke your coffee table and... 65 00:05:18,026 --> 00:05:19,820 It's not gonna happen again. 66 00:05:21,112 --> 00:05:22,781 You asked, I told. 67 00:05:22,989 --> 00:05:25,867 - But you'd like to smash my face. - Not really. 68 00:05:26,076 --> 00:05:29,079 It's just a way of describing how I'm feeling. 69 00:05:29,329 --> 00:05:32,207 Making hamburger out of me would make you feel better? 70 00:05:32,457 --> 00:05:34,167 Is this a woman thing? 71 00:05:34,417 --> 00:05:37,629 You ask me how I'm feeling. I tell you how I'm feeling. 72 00:05:37,879 --> 00:05:39,923 And now you torture me with it? 73 00:05:40,173 --> 00:05:43,552 I don't know who the fuck I'm angry at. I'm just angry, okay? 74 00:05:48,265 --> 00:05:51,893 Why the fuck am I here? I even asked to come back. 75 00:05:52,143 --> 00:05:55,438 I got the world by the balls and can't stop feeling like a fucking loser. 76 00:05:55,856 --> 00:05:58,275 Who makes you feel like a loser? Your mother? 77 00:05:58,733 --> 00:06:01,361 Please, we wasted enough oxygen on that one. 78 00:06:02,070 --> 00:06:04,614 It's everything and everybody. 79 00:06:04,865 --> 00:06:08,493 I see some guy walking down the street, you know, with a clear head. 80 00:06:08,743 --> 00:06:12,330 You know the type, he always whistles like the happy-fucking-wanderer. 81 00:06:12,581 --> 00:06:14,833 I just want to go and rip his throat open. 82 00:06:15,083 --> 00:06:18,670 I want to fucking grab him and pummel him right there for no reason. 83 00:06:19,963 --> 00:06:22,674 Why should I care if a guy's got a clear head? 84 00:06:22,924 --> 00:06:24,593 I should say, "good for you." 85 00:06:26,261 --> 00:06:29,556 - Let's get back to smashing my face. - Jesus Christ. 86 00:06:30,348 --> 00:06:31,391 Ahh. 87 00:06:32,142 --> 00:06:34,352 No, I think it all ties in. 88 00:06:38,356 --> 00:06:42,444 All right. Sometimes I resent you making me a victim. 89 00:06:42,694 --> 00:06:43,694 That's all. 90 00:06:43,820 --> 00:06:46,448 - I make you feel like a victim? - Yeah. 91 00:06:46,698 --> 00:06:49,534 Remember the first time I came here I said... 92 00:06:49,826 --> 00:06:53,705 The kind of man I admire is Gary Cooper, the strong, silent type. 93 00:06:54,205 --> 00:06:57,500 And how all Americans are doing is crying and complaining. 94 00:06:57,751 --> 00:07:00,003 A bunch of fucking pussies. Fuck them! 95 00:07:00,253 --> 00:07:02,380 And now I'm one of them, a patient. 96 00:07:02,589 --> 00:07:05,258 Your parents made it impossible for you to experience joy. 97 00:07:05,467 --> 00:07:06,968 See? There you go again. 98 00:07:07,177 --> 00:07:09,596 You said you're not the happy wanderer. 99 00:07:09,804 --> 00:07:11,598 I'm more like one of them... 100 00:07:11,806 --> 00:07:15,393 Than I am the jerkoffs I see leaving this office! 101 00:07:17,312 --> 00:07:20,023 Stop with the faces already. What do you got? 102 00:07:20,273 --> 00:07:23,109 Three eights full. Santa Maria, yes! 103 00:07:23,360 --> 00:07:25,654 Santa Maria? More like Santa claus. 104 00:07:25,904 --> 00:07:27,948 - Did you cut the pot? - Twice. 105 00:07:28,198 --> 00:07:31,326 Here. Make sure you spend it in my restaurant, you prick. 106 00:07:32,077 --> 00:07:35,956 One chip? Ma va' a napoli, you can't even buy McDonald's with that! 107 00:07:36,206 --> 00:07:38,375 - That's it, I gotta go. - Come on, another hour. 108 00:07:38,625 --> 00:07:41,461 I can't. Charmaine'll have my balls on the menu tomorrow. 109 00:07:41,711 --> 00:07:43,755 - Cash me out. - Look at all the money! 110 00:07:43,964 --> 00:07:47,092 - Rich, can I get another dime? - We only got three players. 111 00:07:47,300 --> 00:07:48,969 Vito's up for it, right? 112 00:07:49,219 --> 00:07:53,139 Where the fuck do I gotta be? Only, let's up the ante. 113 00:07:54,015 --> 00:07:56,476 You're into me for seven g's already. 114 00:07:56,685 --> 00:07:59,729 That's all? I'll make that back from vito in an hour. 115 00:07:59,980 --> 00:08:02,524 Count this ciucio out another dime. 116 00:08:06,111 --> 00:08:13,326 (Meadow singing) 117 00:08:25,338 --> 00:08:33,338 (Everyone singing) 118 00:08:37,600 --> 00:08:41,021 Well, we have our work cut out for us. 119 00:08:41,271 --> 00:08:42,271 Gudren? 120 00:08:50,989 --> 00:08:53,867 (Singing) 121 00:09:00,290 --> 00:09:01,332 Meadow? 122 00:09:01,833 --> 00:09:03,835 I'd like to talk to you. 123 00:09:04,711 --> 00:09:07,756 It really sounds good. I know you're disappointed. 124 00:09:08,214 --> 00:09:12,844 When you try out, the form asks what you want and I checked "solo." 125 00:09:13,094 --> 00:09:16,139 You seniors! This is your last chance at cabaret. 126 00:09:16,347 --> 00:09:20,018 Gudren hasn't had a solo. I like to give everyone a shot. 127 00:09:20,226 --> 00:09:23,855 Mrs. Gaetano, I was a sophomore when I did spider woman. 128 00:09:24,105 --> 00:09:26,191 Now it's important because of college. 129 00:09:29,444 --> 00:09:31,905 - You okay with this? - Do I have a choice? 130 00:09:32,155 --> 00:09:34,407 Yeah, you could continue to run the game. 131 00:09:34,657 --> 00:09:38,244 You know I'm under fucking house arrest, you cute fuck. 132 00:09:38,495 --> 00:09:40,538 Then take it and be happy. 133 00:09:40,789 --> 00:09:43,541 Either way, I'm having the executive game. 134 00:09:43,792 --> 00:09:46,211 Your father and me started that game 30 years ago. 135 00:09:46,461 --> 00:09:50,131 We were talking one day about how credit card companies... 136 00:09:50,381 --> 00:09:51,591 Work their angle. 137 00:09:51,800 --> 00:09:55,136 They didn't care what you bought if you don't pay all at once. 138 00:09:55,386 --> 00:09:58,473 They juice you, you thank them for letting you have a card. 139 00:09:58,681 --> 00:10:00,934 You'd rather be juiced than pay at once. 140 00:10:01,142 --> 00:10:03,103 That's a certain kind of player. 141 00:10:03,353 --> 00:10:05,563 That's why we call it the executive game. 142 00:10:05,772 --> 00:10:07,774 My brother Johnny was keen. 143 00:10:08,566 --> 00:10:11,820 Oh, yeah. That's why he left us with cici beans. 144 00:10:12,028 --> 00:10:14,531 You don't know what you're talking about. 145 00:10:14,739 --> 00:10:18,743 Your father left Livia with a package that could choke a fucking elephant. 146 00:10:19,744 --> 00:10:21,412 I gotta tell you? 147 00:10:21,830 --> 00:10:26,417 She's like a woman with a ham, crying the blues because she has no bread. 148 00:10:27,335 --> 00:10:30,213 Please. They don't make them like Johnny. 149 00:10:30,463 --> 00:10:33,550 Keep in mind that he paid freight for your uncle ercole, buon'anima. 150 00:10:33,800 --> 00:10:35,635 That was a major fucking nut. 151 00:10:35,885 --> 00:10:38,596 Who? Who the fuck is ecle? 152 00:10:38,805 --> 00:10:40,974 Keep thinking you know everything. 153 00:10:41,182 --> 00:10:44,102 Some are so far behind in a race they believe they're leading. 154 00:10:44,519 --> 00:10:46,855 Yeah, that's cute. Who the fuck is ecle? 155 00:10:47,063 --> 00:10:49,107 Ercole. Let's talk something else. 156 00:10:49,399 --> 00:10:51,651 No, you opened this clam. Who is he? 157 00:10:51,901 --> 00:10:54,195 You don't know him. It's water under the bridge. 158 00:10:54,445 --> 00:10:57,949 Me and your father looked out for him. He wanted for nothing. 159 00:10:58,199 --> 00:11:00,451 I don't have time for this shit. 160 00:11:00,702 --> 00:11:03,872 He was my younger brother, between me and your father in age. 161 00:11:04,122 --> 00:11:08,126 His name was ercole. Actually, ercole. 162 00:11:08,334 --> 00:11:10,628 Hercules, named after my grandfather. 163 00:11:14,632 --> 00:11:16,259 What are you saying? 164 00:11:17,093 --> 00:11:19,596 - I got another uncle? - Sharp as a fucking cue ball. 165 00:11:19,804 --> 00:11:24,934 Yeah, we had a brother you didn't know about because he was... 166 00:11:28,438 --> 00:11:30,857 It was different in those days. 167 00:11:31,107 --> 00:11:35,570 My parents didn't speak English and couldn't take care of a kid like that. 168 00:11:37,322 --> 00:11:39,657 But god bless your grandmother. 169 00:11:39,908 --> 00:11:42,869 She went to every charity home in this fucking state... 170 00:11:43,119 --> 00:11:45,371 Till she found one to take care of him. 171 00:11:45,705 --> 00:11:49,167 - Are you saying he was retarded? - Why don't you go fuck yourself? 172 00:11:49,375 --> 00:11:50,501 He was slow. 173 00:11:50,752 --> 00:11:54,839 He was strong as a fucking bull, handsome like George raft. 174 00:11:56,174 --> 00:11:59,761 If it was today, they might have trained him to be a whatever. 175 00:12:00,011 --> 00:12:01,721 Get him a job. 176 00:12:02,430 --> 00:12:05,058 They didn't understand these things back then. 177 00:12:06,351 --> 00:12:07,769 Jesus. 178 00:12:08,853 --> 00:12:11,522 - What were we thinking? - UN-fucking-believable. 179 00:12:12,440 --> 00:12:17,570 I remember my mother and father arguing about... I don't know. 180 00:12:18,071 --> 00:12:21,741 She kept talking about my father's feeble-minded brother. 181 00:12:21,991 --> 00:12:23,576 I thought she meant you. 182 00:12:29,082 --> 00:12:31,751 What a kick in the balls. When did he die? 183 00:12:32,001 --> 00:12:34,045 Not long before your father. 184 00:12:35,171 --> 00:12:37,382 Past is the past. This is the present. 185 00:12:37,632 --> 00:12:40,301 Let's talk about this game. What's my end? 186 00:12:42,845 --> 00:12:45,306 - I don't know. Ten percent. - Twenty. 187 00:12:47,433 --> 00:12:48,851 Fifteen. 188 00:12:49,686 --> 00:12:53,439 Call your friends. Let them know the game's happening. 189 00:12:58,861 --> 00:13:01,364 (Door opening and closing) 190 00:13:04,993 --> 00:13:06,911 Can I help you with something, sir? 191 00:13:07,161 --> 00:13:10,164 Yeah, I want to buy a boat with three propellers. 192 00:13:10,415 --> 00:13:12,333 - What? - Kid... 193 00:13:12,583 --> 00:13:16,087 You see me here every week. When are you gonna stop asking? 194 00:13:16,337 --> 00:13:17,839 Ho, rich! 195 00:13:18,965 --> 00:13:23,469 - Is there a problem? - I'm just breaking your kid's balls. 196 00:13:29,183 --> 00:13:33,271 Like the pimp says to his hos, "keep them coming." 197 00:13:33,479 --> 00:13:37,817 Rich, that envelope's two c's shy. I'll catch up on it next week. 198 00:13:38,026 --> 00:13:40,570 It's no problem. I just got caught off guard. 199 00:13:40,820 --> 00:13:44,449 I took a second on the house, didn't calculate it into my budget. 200 00:13:44,699 --> 00:13:48,119 - No good, Davey. - It's just a stutter step. No biggie. 201 00:13:48,328 --> 00:13:50,913 The difference gets tacked on to the principal. 202 00:13:51,164 --> 00:13:53,916 - And you know that. - Yeah, I understand. 203 00:13:54,375 --> 00:13:56,627 Now don't take this personally... 204 00:13:57,128 --> 00:14:01,632 But I don't want to see your face at my games until you're caught up. 205 00:14:01,841 --> 00:14:04,135 Come on, rich. That's not necessary. 206 00:14:04,344 --> 00:14:07,263 You think I started this life ten minutes ago? 207 00:14:07,764 --> 00:14:11,434 A guy hands you a light envelope, it's just the beginning. 208 00:14:11,809 --> 00:14:12,852 Nothing personal. 209 00:14:13,394 --> 00:14:16,022 - I know, but it's just this... - I know. 210 00:14:17,190 --> 00:14:18,733 It's just a stutter step. 211 00:14:26,115 --> 00:14:28,534 - ( Christopher ) What kind is that? - Brazilian snapper. 212 00:14:28,743 --> 00:14:30,870 - Is it fishy? - It's fish. 213 00:14:31,120 --> 00:14:34,207 You know what I mean. It's for pizza/ola, let me smell one. 214 00:14:38,711 --> 00:14:42,173 - You want something? - Give me enough of that for 15 people. 215 00:14:42,382 --> 00:14:44,175 And ten pounds of shrimp. 216 00:14:51,015 --> 00:14:55,770 There's gonna be some serious money. This is no nickel-and-dime shit. 217 00:14:56,020 --> 00:14:58,898 These motherfuckers can play for two days straight. 218 00:14:59,148 --> 00:15:02,985 Now once you start work, you don't go until the game breaks up... 219 00:15:03,236 --> 00:15:06,072 And that fucking place looks like an operating room. 220 00:15:06,406 --> 00:15:08,533 You mean we're, like, cleaning guys? 221 00:15:10,952 --> 00:15:13,162 - What are you doing? - Something ain't right. 222 00:15:13,413 --> 00:15:15,706 I saw you put your finger on the scale. 223 00:15:15,915 --> 00:15:19,460 - No, I didn't. - Pull that with old ladies, not me. 224 00:15:19,669 --> 00:15:21,879 I didn't put my finger on the scale. 225 00:15:22,130 --> 00:15:23,548 I don't believe this shit. 226 00:15:23,756 --> 00:15:25,883 Where you going? Wrap that up! 227 00:15:26,259 --> 00:15:28,719 - I gotta weigh... - You gotta what? Rob me? 228 00:15:36,102 --> 00:15:39,230 Yeah, you serve some booze, empty the ashtrays. 229 00:15:39,439 --> 00:15:40,481 That reminds me. 230 00:15:40,690 --> 00:15:44,277 Whatever you do, don't engage silvio in conversation. 231 00:15:44,527 --> 00:15:46,988 He can be a sick fuck when he's gambling. 232 00:15:47,238 --> 00:15:51,784 Once he was down 50 large. He sneezes, fritzi says "salute." 233 00:15:52,452 --> 00:15:54,412 Fritzi neste from hoboken? 234 00:15:54,620 --> 00:15:56,080 - Yeah, you know him? - No. 235 00:15:56,289 --> 00:16:00,084 Then shut up and let me finish. Anyway, fritzi says "salute." 236 00:16:00,293 --> 00:16:02,295 Silvio thinks he said something else. 237 00:16:02,545 --> 00:16:06,841 For the rest of the night, silvio blamed fritzi for his losing streak. 238 00:16:07,425 --> 00:16:10,094 - What did he think he said? - Are you listening? 239 00:16:10,303 --> 00:16:12,013 He's a fucking nut. Who knows? 240 00:16:14,807 --> 00:16:15,933 Here. 241 00:16:16,642 --> 00:16:18,436 I didn't put my finger on no scale. 242 00:16:18,644 --> 00:16:21,772 Put that shit in the trunk so it don't stink up the car. 243 00:16:22,565 --> 00:16:23,691 Pay for the fish. 244 00:16:27,653 --> 00:16:30,740 Is this guy for real or what? We're fucking piss boys? 245 00:16:30,948 --> 00:16:33,451 Come on, let's get the fuck out of here. 246 00:16:52,094 --> 00:16:54,931 We want the room with the stove and the refrigerator. 247 00:16:55,139 --> 00:16:57,808 The efficiencies are booked to paying customers. 248 00:16:58,851 --> 00:17:02,313 And the two rooms on the sides. We may be here for some days. 249 00:17:02,522 --> 00:17:05,566 - You people are ruining this place. - That's your father's fault. 250 00:17:05,775 --> 00:17:07,151 He made the deal. 251 00:17:07,860 --> 00:17:11,572 We want a lot of clean towels and the bathrooms fresh-smelling. 252 00:17:12,323 --> 00:17:14,325 I should work for nothing? 253 00:17:21,666 --> 00:17:23,668 You ever suck his dick? 254 00:17:26,420 --> 00:17:29,966 I make that beanie spin when I work his thing. 255 00:17:30,800 --> 00:17:32,343 Am I right? 256 00:17:36,597 --> 00:17:37,723 Don't bitch to me. 257 00:17:40,851 --> 00:17:42,562 (Sirens) 258 00:18:02,331 --> 00:18:03,708 What do you say? 259 00:18:03,916 --> 00:18:05,835 License and registration. 260 00:18:07,587 --> 00:18:09,130 How about this instead? 261 00:18:09,338 --> 00:18:10,756 - I'm wearing a vest. - Oh, yeah? 262 00:18:11,257 --> 00:18:14,176 If I shoot, it's going in your braciola. 263 00:18:14,844 --> 00:18:16,387 You're a real sick fuck. 264 00:18:16,554 --> 00:18:18,097 (Laughing) 265 00:18:18,180 --> 00:18:19,807 Danny-boy! 266 00:18:20,933 --> 00:18:22,768 - How's the family? - Not bad, Paulie. 267 00:18:23,019 --> 00:18:25,730 We had to move my father to another old folks'... 268 00:18:25,938 --> 00:18:28,608 I got my own fucking problems. 269 00:18:30,109 --> 00:18:32,737 How many times will I fall for that? 270 00:18:33,529 --> 00:18:34,572 Here. 271 00:18:34,780 --> 00:18:36,699 Listen. Do me a favor, right? 272 00:18:36,907 --> 00:18:38,242 Your friends... 273 00:18:38,451 --> 00:18:43,080 Players or no, they don't fuck with the tourists and the hotel guests. 274 00:18:43,331 --> 00:18:45,666 No gunshots or we gotta take the call. 275 00:18:46,917 --> 00:18:48,836 Go play cops and robbers. 276 00:18:49,670 --> 00:18:51,297 Make it four. 277 00:18:51,797 --> 00:18:54,050 Change coming to you. 278 00:18:54,675 --> 00:18:55,718 Mike. 279 00:18:56,510 --> 00:18:59,847 - Hey, Mike. - Matt, Tony wants you. 280 00:19:02,016 --> 00:19:05,186 - Yeah, t? - Tony. Got the macanudos? 281 00:19:05,478 --> 00:19:08,522 - Yeah, you want one? - Give one to me, one to Dr. Fried. 282 00:19:14,445 --> 00:19:15,780 Gentlemen? Frank? 283 00:19:16,614 --> 00:19:17,782 Yeah, I'm in. 284 00:19:18,908 --> 00:19:19,950 Me too. 285 00:19:22,787 --> 00:19:24,497 Four hundred to you, sil. 286 00:19:25,665 --> 00:19:28,626 - What's in the pot? - About 2400. 287 00:19:30,252 --> 00:19:32,963 - Too soon to chase an inside straight. - Doc? 288 00:19:33,506 --> 00:19:34,840 Call. 289 00:19:37,259 --> 00:19:39,470 - Macanudos, you want one? - Go ahead, take a walk. 290 00:19:40,179 --> 00:19:43,140 Don't let him scare you. He's not really a nasty fuck. 291 00:19:43,391 --> 00:19:45,184 He's an incredibly nasty fuck. 292 00:19:45,393 --> 00:19:47,812 Hey, chair-boy of the board, read your cards. 293 00:19:48,312 --> 00:19:50,106 Four hundred to you, John. 294 00:19:50,815 --> 00:19:54,902 Shakespeare's straightening out. Paulie doesn't have shit as usual. 295 00:19:55,903 --> 00:19:58,489 And the prick doctor may be flushing. 296 00:19:58,739 --> 00:20:02,827 Put the TV trays out between each player. Put some of this on them. 297 00:20:03,035 --> 00:20:06,789 Don't give anyone booze unless they ask for it, all right? 298 00:20:12,086 --> 00:20:14,422 I heard Tony was here. Soprano. I'm a friend of his. 299 00:20:14,797 --> 00:20:16,841 - Do I know you? - Yeah, you know me. 300 00:20:17,049 --> 00:20:19,343 I own Ramsey's sports and outdoor. 301 00:20:35,526 --> 00:20:38,529 - Davey, what're you doing here? - I was driving by. 302 00:20:38,779 --> 00:20:40,990 I thought I'd stop and say hello. 303 00:20:41,490 --> 00:20:44,368 - Some place you got here. - Yeah, a regular Taj Mahal. 304 00:20:44,785 --> 00:20:47,913 - Heard the kids? - Bad enough she took me to the play. 305 00:20:48,164 --> 00:20:50,124 I never want to hear that song again. 306 00:20:50,332 --> 00:20:51,959 Eric's only light in the arts. 307 00:20:52,209 --> 00:20:56,005 His performance will put him over the goal line at schools he's applying to. 308 00:20:58,799 --> 00:21:02,052 - So, what's the game? - Seven card. 309 00:21:02,261 --> 00:21:04,221 - Was that frank Sinatra, Jr.? - Yeah. 310 00:21:04,764 --> 00:21:07,183 He's a friend of my uncle's. He flies in. 311 00:21:07,433 --> 00:21:10,394 Wow! This really is an executive game. 312 00:21:11,312 --> 00:21:14,064 - So, what do you think? - There's a resemblance. 313 00:21:14,273 --> 00:21:16,901 No, I mean the game. Could I take them or what? 314 00:21:17,109 --> 00:21:19,111 Davey, this isn't a game for you. 315 00:21:19,320 --> 00:21:22,323 What are the chances of me getting close to a game like this again? 316 00:21:22,531 --> 00:21:25,826 - Let me sit in once. - I don't do business with friends. 317 00:21:26,035 --> 00:21:27,035 You understand. 318 00:21:27,328 --> 00:21:30,247 Do I have to show your prom picture to these guys? 319 00:21:30,456 --> 00:21:34,585 I appreciate your position, but come on, Tony, I'm a big boy. 320 00:21:34,794 --> 00:21:37,022 - What are you holding? - I didn't expect to gamble tonight. 321 00:21:37,046 --> 00:21:40,883 - You need five g's just to sit in. - Can't you float me, short-term? 322 00:21:41,133 --> 00:21:44,804 Davey, don't say short if you don't mean short. 323 00:21:45,012 --> 00:21:46,680 All kidding aside. 324 00:21:47,181 --> 00:21:49,934 - You understand what I'm saying? - Yeah, of course. 325 00:21:50,184 --> 00:21:52,353 Hey, you don't have to explain business to me. 326 00:22:06,242 --> 00:22:10,246 - Christopher, say hi to Davey scatino. - How you doing? 327 00:22:10,454 --> 00:22:14,208 Give him five boxes of ziti. Good luck. 328 00:22:15,125 --> 00:22:18,587 Okay, fellows, make room. New blood coming in. 329 00:22:20,631 --> 00:22:22,466 (Snoring ) 330 00:22:27,012 --> 00:22:29,431 So there's a lot of money in sporting goods? 331 00:22:29,682 --> 00:22:31,141 Yeah, but I tell you... 332 00:22:31,392 --> 00:22:35,020 Nike has its stores, the NBA has its stores, it cuts in. 333 00:22:35,229 --> 00:22:39,400 It's just temporary, though. I got some ideas for next year. 334 00:22:39,608 --> 00:22:41,902 Hey, Davey. Ask the doc what his specialty is. 335 00:22:43,362 --> 00:22:45,573 - Hard-ons. - I wanted him to ask. 336 00:22:45,990 --> 00:22:47,867 - Really? - Penile implants. 337 00:22:48,075 --> 00:22:50,578 - Hey, doc... - Please, I've heard all the jokes. 338 00:22:50,995 --> 00:22:54,456 Pot's right. Sixth street, here we come. 339 00:22:54,957 --> 00:22:56,000 No help. 340 00:22:56,625 --> 00:22:58,002 Mysteries abound. 341 00:22:58,210 --> 00:23:00,212 Shut the fuck up and deal. 342 00:23:00,421 --> 00:23:01,755 Nine of spades, thank you. 343 00:23:02,006 --> 00:23:03,883 Six of clubs. 344 00:23:04,091 --> 00:23:08,220 Get a broom and sweep that shit over there, especially under silvio. 345 00:23:10,264 --> 00:23:11,849 - What's the bet? - Eight hundred. 346 00:23:13,726 --> 00:23:16,395 - What the fuck could you have? - Incredible luck. 347 00:23:16,645 --> 00:23:18,522 You're telling me, you fuck. 348 00:23:19,899 --> 00:23:21,108 - Bet? - Don't rush me. 349 00:23:21,942 --> 00:23:23,527 You been rushing me all night. 350 00:23:23,736 --> 00:23:26,614 - He didn't study this hard in school. - The bet's not to you. 351 00:23:26,822 --> 00:23:30,242 Good. The dealer controls the game. 352 00:23:30,492 --> 00:23:34,121 Do you fucking mind? Jesus, do you ever shut the fuck up? 353 00:23:34,330 --> 00:23:35,956 Blow that smoke somewhere else! 354 00:23:39,001 --> 00:23:41,295 - What are you doing? - Take it easy. 355 00:23:41,545 --> 00:23:45,049 I'm losing my balls over here and this moron's playing Hazel! 356 00:23:45,716 --> 00:23:46,717 Get out of here! 357 00:23:46,967 --> 00:23:48,928 I was trying to sweep the cheese. 358 00:23:49,136 --> 00:23:52,890 - Why now? Leave it there. - I don't know, I was just... 359 00:23:53,098 --> 00:23:55,935 What? Where do you get these fucking idiots? 360 00:23:56,143 --> 00:23:57,143 Where? 361 00:23:57,311 --> 00:23:59,438 He's sweeping the cheese, I'm trying to... 362 00:23:59,939 --> 00:24:03,442 Leave the cheese there! I love fucking cheese at my feet. 363 00:24:03,651 --> 00:24:06,028 I stick provolone in my socks at night... 364 00:24:06,278 --> 00:24:08,447 So they smell like your sister's crotch! 365 00:24:08,739 --> 00:24:13,452 All right? So leave the fucking cocksucking cheese where it is! 366 00:24:13,661 --> 00:24:16,163 Here. Here. Here. Go ahead! 367 00:24:16,914 --> 00:24:18,290 Have a good time. 368 00:24:21,919 --> 00:24:22,919 800. 369 00:24:24,546 --> 00:24:26,924 Why don't you go fix a fucking dick? 370 00:24:27,675 --> 00:24:30,260 Doctor fried, you know about that Viagra shit? 371 00:24:30,469 --> 00:24:32,096 He won't quit, this fucking guy. 372 00:24:32,304 --> 00:24:37,101 I heard they're sinking a crate of it to the Titanic to try and raise it. 373 00:24:37,309 --> 00:24:39,478 - Very good, very good. - All right. 374 00:24:39,687 --> 00:24:41,230 Down and dirty. 375 00:24:41,522 --> 00:24:44,024 Last card, automatic 12 hundred bump. 376 00:24:44,566 --> 00:24:46,860 Kings rule the realm. Kings talk. 377 00:24:50,990 --> 00:24:52,324 Check. 378 00:24:53,033 --> 00:24:56,120 - Door's wide open, Dr. Fried. - Check. 379 00:24:56,829 --> 00:24:58,998 - David? - He checks. 380 00:25:01,917 --> 00:25:03,752 Bet. Twelve hundred. 381 00:25:04,670 --> 00:25:08,132 I'm gonna call, because you ain't got dick. 382 00:25:08,340 --> 00:25:11,677 Can I steal this fucking hand? I think I can. 383 00:25:11,885 --> 00:25:12,970 I'll raise 12. 384 00:25:13,429 --> 00:25:17,933 You should've checked. You got shit and now it costs you another bet. 385 00:25:21,061 --> 00:25:23,022 Oh, fucker. 386 00:25:25,733 --> 00:25:28,152 - Let's see them, boys. - Trips. 387 00:25:28,360 --> 00:25:29,528 Three deuces. 388 00:25:29,737 --> 00:25:33,782 Cry me a river. Three beautiful kings. 389 00:25:34,450 --> 00:25:36,994 - Flush. - You motherfucker. 390 00:25:37,619 --> 00:25:40,831 You slow-rolled me. What were you doing to that hand? 391 00:25:41,040 --> 00:25:43,500 His money's good. He wants to sail, it's his business. 392 00:25:43,709 --> 00:25:45,210 Fuck you too. 393 00:25:45,419 --> 00:25:47,755 I should've stayed with my goomar tonight. 394 00:25:48,047 --> 00:25:51,508 Hey, cheese fuck, get me some food. 395 00:25:58,265 --> 00:25:59,558 (Hornhonmng) 396 00:26:11,403 --> 00:26:14,073 - I'm so pissed. - Good morning. 397 00:26:14,323 --> 00:26:18,535 Hunter called and said that Rachel got an early acceptance to wesleyan. 398 00:26:18,786 --> 00:26:21,121 - And you didn't expect it? - No. 399 00:26:21,371 --> 00:26:25,834 - Think. Did you ever see her mom? - Please. I'm blacker than her mother. 400 00:26:26,085 --> 00:26:29,880 Well, you should've mentioned that on your application. 401 00:26:51,527 --> 00:26:53,862 - What time is it? - It's almost 9. 402 00:26:54,488 --> 00:26:57,407 - How we doing? - Slowing down. 403 00:26:58,826 --> 00:27:01,161 See if they want to close the lights. 404 00:27:05,332 --> 00:27:07,000 Thanks. 405 00:27:12,506 --> 00:27:13,632 Want more coffee? 406 00:27:14,299 --> 00:27:17,636 Yeah, Tony, put a little Sambuca in it for me, would you? 407 00:27:19,555 --> 00:27:22,724 - Anyone want to close the lights? - Is that a game? 408 00:27:22,975 --> 00:27:24,601 He's a pisser, this kid. 409 00:27:24,810 --> 00:27:25,810 Closing the lights... 410 00:27:25,978 --> 00:27:28,939 It means do you want to admit you lost and pack it in? 411 00:27:29,148 --> 00:27:31,817 - Me? No. - All right, cut, please. 412 00:27:32,067 --> 00:27:34,111 - Here you go. - Thank you, Francis. 413 00:27:34,319 --> 00:27:35,571 Coming out. 414 00:27:36,071 --> 00:27:40,951 To sil, to the doctor, how about a winner this time? 415 00:27:41,577 --> 00:27:45,539 - How much is he into us for? - About 45 boxes of ziti. 416 00:27:46,206 --> 00:27:48,250 He grabbed ten while you slept. 417 00:27:48,458 --> 00:27:49,585 He said you okayed it. 418 00:27:50,043 --> 00:27:51,628 (Knocking ) 419 00:27:52,588 --> 00:27:53,881 Go get that. 420 00:28:05,100 --> 00:28:07,352 Look at this fucking lineup. 421 00:28:12,065 --> 00:28:16,111 Johnny sack! They must have had free tokens at the tunnel. 422 00:28:16,361 --> 00:28:19,948 How do you expect to make a dime with this fucking stonewaller? 423 00:28:26,246 --> 00:28:27,497 How'd you get in here? 424 00:28:29,708 --> 00:28:31,835 Same as you. Through the front door. 425 00:28:32,669 --> 00:28:34,588 - Hi, rich. - Hi, rich? 426 00:28:35,547 --> 00:28:37,507 ( Tony ) I got some nice fresh on. 427 00:28:38,091 --> 00:28:41,386 - You got some fucking balls. - What did I do? 428 00:28:41,595 --> 00:28:43,347 I should stab you in the fucking eye. 429 00:28:45,432 --> 00:28:47,059 - Come on, rich. - Get off me... 430 00:28:47,309 --> 00:28:50,729 - Or I'll put one in your head. - Don't threaten me, Richie. 431 00:28:50,979 --> 00:28:54,358 Don't threaten you? I got a hard-on for you already. 432 00:28:54,608 --> 00:28:56,109 Give me a reason. 433 00:28:59,404 --> 00:29:03,200 Don't make me embarrass you. Outside now, I want to talk. 434 00:29:06,536 --> 00:29:09,748 Christopher, get everybody a drink. I'll be right back. 435 00:29:10,082 --> 00:29:11,750 That's it. Cash me out. 436 00:29:11,959 --> 00:29:14,878 Come on, frank, doc, sit down. 437 00:29:15,087 --> 00:29:16,922 It's a misunderstanding, right? 438 00:29:17,172 --> 00:29:20,467 No, Tony, I'm wiped. I'll settle up with you next game. 439 00:29:20,717 --> 00:29:23,637 - Give my regards to your uncle. - Have some breakfast. 440 00:29:24,179 --> 00:29:28,141 No, really, I got tickets for the rueles-Harris fight tonight. 441 00:29:29,768 --> 00:29:32,104 Matt, thanks a lot. Here's one for your pal. 442 00:29:32,354 --> 00:29:33,438 Cash me out, sunshine. 443 00:29:33,647 --> 00:29:35,983 Thank you, Mr. Sinatra, Jr., sir. 444 00:29:36,942 --> 00:29:41,113 I shut him the fuck down, he comes here and he sticks it up my ass! 445 00:29:41,363 --> 00:29:43,782 What's that got to do with you disrespecting my game? 446 00:29:43,991 --> 00:29:47,327 - Like you wouldn't be different. - You're fucking right. 447 00:29:47,577 --> 00:29:51,748 I'm sick of this holier-than-thou act, and I'm not the only one. 448 00:29:52,207 --> 00:29:55,585 Oh, really? Well, if anybody wants to make a move... 449 00:29:55,794 --> 00:29:58,005 Come on, Tony. Don't get so fucking dramatic. 450 00:29:58,255 --> 00:30:00,716 All I'm saying is you act like you're in a different business. 451 00:30:00,966 --> 00:30:03,510 Send that prick out so I can talk to him. 452 00:30:03,719 --> 00:30:04,761 No. 453 00:30:06,388 --> 00:30:11,101 Do you realize this motherless fuck is into me for over eight large? 454 00:30:11,310 --> 00:30:13,437 He's got money to play here? 455 00:30:13,812 --> 00:30:16,773 Let him pay me my money. Send him out. 456 00:30:16,982 --> 00:30:20,277 Go home. This ain't gonna happen to one of my players. 457 00:30:37,753 --> 00:30:39,254 Everything all right? 458 00:30:44,217 --> 00:30:45,927 Wow, he was pissed. 459 00:30:47,054 --> 00:30:49,097 I'm gonna let you sleep one day. 460 00:30:49,348 --> 00:30:52,601 Then you're gonna get up and get my $45,000. 461 00:30:52,809 --> 00:30:54,061 Yeah, no problem. 462 00:30:54,770 --> 00:30:59,274 - How about the luck on that silvio? - Why don't you shut the fuck up? 463 00:31:02,277 --> 00:31:06,782 I could use a schvitz. Want to go for a schvitz? 464 00:31:09,534 --> 00:31:11,787 If you don't give me every penny... 465 00:31:11,995 --> 00:31:16,375 I'll send somebody to you every Saturday for five percent interest. 466 00:31:16,625 --> 00:31:19,336 If you don't have it, I'll tack it on to the principal. 467 00:31:19,544 --> 00:31:20,754 Understand? 468 00:31:22,714 --> 00:31:26,093 Listen, Tony, I had a good run there for a while. 469 00:31:26,343 --> 00:31:28,470 I should have quit then, though. 470 00:31:31,348 --> 00:31:35,143 So you never told me how your kid made out at bowdoin. 471 00:31:37,729 --> 00:31:38,897 How my what? 472 00:31:40,107 --> 00:31:42,442 How your daughter made out at bowdoin. 473 00:31:46,238 --> 00:31:48,281 Would you like anything else? 474 00:31:51,993 --> 00:31:53,078 No. 475 00:31:54,204 --> 00:31:57,457 Tony, did I do something to insult you? 476 00:31:58,500 --> 00:31:59,835 Two days. 477 00:32:26,486 --> 00:32:29,781 - How'd we do? - Not done counting, but it's up there. 478 00:32:30,031 --> 00:32:32,659 At least 80 boxes of ziti, after expenses. 479 00:32:32,868 --> 00:32:34,548 ( Silvio ) Two boxes came out of my pocket. 480 00:32:34,619 --> 00:32:35,829 Fellas? 481 00:32:37,789 --> 00:32:39,583 Salut. 482 00:32:44,880 --> 00:32:48,300 You fucking believe it? We now run the executive game. 483 00:32:49,259 --> 00:32:53,513 Sil, remember when we used to look through that crack in the door... 484 00:32:53,722 --> 00:32:56,057 When my old man and junior had it? 485 00:32:56,308 --> 00:32:58,018 Yeah, I remember. 486 00:32:58,226 --> 00:33:00,437 Junior would chase us down the street. 487 00:33:03,023 --> 00:33:04,608 Executive game. 488 00:33:09,779 --> 00:33:13,909 (Meadow singing) 489 00:33:44,856 --> 00:33:47,359 (Knocking ) 490 00:33:49,277 --> 00:33:51,154 Do you mind? God! 491 00:33:51,404 --> 00:33:54,032 I'm trying to sleep. I been working all night. 492 00:33:55,575 --> 00:33:57,327 - How you doing, Eric? - Good. 493 00:33:58,203 --> 00:34:00,288 - Sounds good. - Thanks. 494 00:34:01,414 --> 00:34:03,124 - Are you awake now? - Yeah. 495 00:34:03,375 --> 00:34:05,335 - Good. Close the door. - Hey! 496 00:34:06,753 --> 00:34:08,838 - Where's your mother? - The store. 497 00:34:10,757 --> 00:34:14,469 Aunt Barb called. Uncle Tom's father died. 498 00:34:15,512 --> 00:34:18,098 Whoa, whoa, whoa. Tom, sr.? 499 00:34:19,891 --> 00:34:21,851 - When? - I don't know. 500 00:34:22,143 --> 00:34:24,437 - Well, what the hell happened? - I don't know. 501 00:34:25,689 --> 00:34:28,024 He's here every Christmas Eve. You don't ask? 502 00:34:29,693 --> 00:34:32,946 Somebody says "Joe blow died," normal people ask, "how?" 503 00:34:36,616 --> 00:34:37,826 Jesus. 504 00:34:40,495 --> 00:34:43,873 This gust of wind comes, knocks him off the roof. 505 00:34:44,165 --> 00:34:45,959 All for a satellite dish. 506 00:34:46,167 --> 00:34:47,836 That's very sad. 507 00:34:48,211 --> 00:34:49,296 Yeah. 508 00:34:49,796 --> 00:34:51,965 - How old? - 65. 509 00:34:52,173 --> 00:34:54,342 Works his whole life, takes care of his family. 510 00:34:54,593 --> 00:34:58,471 One day after he retires, one day... 511 00:35:02,017 --> 00:35:03,268 It's freaky. 512 00:35:04,477 --> 00:35:07,022 Carlos castenada said: 513 00:35:07,230 --> 00:35:10,984 "Live every moment as if it were your last dance on earth." 514 00:35:11,192 --> 00:35:13,111 Who listens to prizefighters? 515 00:35:13,361 --> 00:35:16,489 Ali, maybe. He had a little wisdom. 516 00:35:16,781 --> 00:35:20,744 Well, at least Tom, sr. Isn't the happy wanderer anymore. 517 00:35:20,952 --> 00:35:22,746 What's that supposed to mean? 518 00:35:22,954 --> 00:35:25,999 He got his. You don't have to pummel his ass. 519 00:35:26,249 --> 00:35:28,752 He's joined the ranks of the unlucky. 520 00:35:29,210 --> 00:35:31,963 Maybe you know what you're talking about, but I don't. 521 00:35:38,720 --> 00:35:41,473 Found out I had another uncle. A retarded uncle. 522 00:35:41,723 --> 00:35:45,393 My father's brother that nobody told me about. 523 00:35:45,644 --> 00:35:47,145 You believe this shit? 524 00:35:48,188 --> 00:35:52,317 Was he seriously developmentally disabled? 525 00:35:52,525 --> 00:35:55,195 Serious? No, he had everybody in stitches back then. 526 00:36:01,409 --> 00:36:04,204 Now that you found out you have a retarded family member... 527 00:36:04,454 --> 00:36:06,289 Do you feel better about coming here? 528 00:36:06,956 --> 00:36:07,999 What? 529 00:36:08,333 --> 00:36:10,001 Is it permissible now? 530 00:36:10,460 --> 00:36:15,131 Is it enough of a sad tragedy that you can join the rest of the douche bags? 531 00:36:23,807 --> 00:36:26,059 I was talking to him a couple days ago. 532 00:36:26,267 --> 00:36:30,021 Yes, he was a wonderful man. We're here for you, Barbara. 533 00:36:32,190 --> 00:36:34,567 (Crying ) 534 00:36:41,116 --> 00:36:44,994 We knew we were bound to see them at some function. Just relax. 535 00:36:49,666 --> 00:36:51,209 Oh. 536 00:36:52,544 --> 00:36:56,047 - Fucking Bette Davis back there. - No scenes. 537 00:37:01,886 --> 00:37:05,515 - Come on, get up. We're leaving. - Thank you, god. 538 00:37:05,890 --> 00:37:08,810 - I will kill you. - We paid our respects. We're leaving. 539 00:37:09,018 --> 00:37:12,814 This may be a shock, but they're not here to see sopranos kill each other. 540 00:37:13,064 --> 00:37:14,858 Show respect for Tom's father. 541 00:37:15,483 --> 00:37:17,777 - Hi, carm. - Hi, Richie. 542 00:37:19,112 --> 00:37:20,739 Do I give the boost to your sister? 543 00:37:20,947 --> 00:37:23,616 Come on. I gotta give mine too. 544 00:37:48,433 --> 00:37:52,812 - How many rooms this place got? - It's a big joint. 545 00:37:53,813 --> 00:37:55,940 This is a pretty good racket. 546 00:37:59,569 --> 00:38:02,197 I don't think you can smoke in here. 547 00:38:03,031 --> 00:38:05,950 Who's gonna complain? Him? 548 00:38:06,242 --> 00:38:07,952 Hey, you mind? 549 00:38:10,288 --> 00:38:11,790 He don't mind. 550 00:38:13,875 --> 00:38:15,543 Listen, Anthony. 551 00:38:18,046 --> 00:38:20,548 I'm sorry about blowing up in your game. 552 00:38:24,385 --> 00:38:25,970 You were out of line. 553 00:38:27,138 --> 00:38:29,098 What am I supposed to do with you? 554 00:38:29,307 --> 00:38:32,101 Back off and respect the title, you jerk off. 555 00:38:32,727 --> 00:38:35,104 It's your ball. You make the rules. 556 00:38:35,438 --> 00:38:40,151 No, no, I don't make them. They've always been there. 557 00:38:40,401 --> 00:38:44,405 And David scatino doesn't pay you a penny until I get mine first. 558 00:38:45,365 --> 00:38:47,784 That's the tax you get for raising your hands at my game. 559 00:38:48,034 --> 00:38:51,412 I get mine, then you get yours. That's how it's gonna be. 560 00:38:52,664 --> 00:38:54,999 I don't do something, how's it gonna look? 561 00:38:59,712 --> 00:39:01,840 If everyone could please take their seats. 562 00:39:02,048 --> 00:39:03,925 We are about to begin. 563 00:39:05,218 --> 00:39:09,639 In the name of the father, and of the son, and of the holy ghost. Amen. 564 00:39:13,893 --> 00:39:17,981 Since it has pleased almighty god to call our brother from this life... 565 00:39:18,773 --> 00:39:23,528 We commit his body to the earth to return to that from which it was made. 566 00:39:23,736 --> 00:39:26,406 Christ was the first to rise from the dead... 567 00:39:30,243 --> 00:39:31,995 You shouldn't take shit from him. 568 00:39:32,579 --> 00:39:35,164 I heard you the first time. Let's drop the subject. 569 00:39:35,415 --> 00:39:36,875 All right. 570 00:39:44,382 --> 00:39:47,719 Tony put me back in action. Gave me 50 g's. 571 00:39:47,927 --> 00:39:50,221 - What is that, nothing? - Please. 572 00:39:50,513 --> 00:39:54,809 I know how things work. Don't forget I was daddy's little girl. 573 00:39:57,061 --> 00:40:00,565 - What are you talking about? - You're his responsibility. 574 00:40:00,815 --> 00:40:02,525 He didn't do you any favor. 575 00:40:03,776 --> 00:40:05,528 When my father was in his position... 576 00:40:05,737 --> 00:40:09,657 He gave Romeo Martin $50,000 when he got out of jail. 577 00:40:09,908 --> 00:40:12,660 Now we're talking about 30 years ago. 578 00:40:12,911 --> 00:40:14,871 Thirty years ago. 579 00:40:15,121 --> 00:40:17,957 Today that's half a million dollars. 580 00:40:19,208 --> 00:40:20,877 Fifty thousand. 581 00:40:22,128 --> 00:40:24,422 Mailmen make more than that. 582 00:40:40,772 --> 00:40:44,525 What's this fucking appointment you had when my friend came? 583 00:40:44,734 --> 00:40:46,653 Think I'm still a kid on the school bus? 584 00:40:46,861 --> 00:40:49,280 Please, Tony, I'm doing my best here. 585 00:40:49,530 --> 00:40:53,451 I fucked up, okay? I'm gonna make it all work out somehow, I swear. 586 00:40:53,660 --> 00:40:56,079 - What do you got for me? - I'm tapped. 587 00:40:56,913 --> 00:40:59,082 - Stand up. - Why? 588 00:40:59,290 --> 00:41:01,084 Because I just said so. Get up. 589 00:41:02,043 --> 00:41:04,796 Get up or I'll rip your fucking head off. 590 00:41:05,046 --> 00:41:06,172 Come on. 591 00:41:08,675 --> 00:41:12,637 I'm sorry, Tony. I wouldn't do anything to insult you. 592 00:41:12,887 --> 00:41:14,847 Our kids go to school together. 593 00:41:18,518 --> 00:41:21,688 Tony, I'm sorry! I'm sorry! I'm just having some bad luck. 594 00:41:21,896 --> 00:41:23,106 It just got worse. 595 00:41:25,608 --> 00:41:30,029 I'm gonna come back. My luck's gonna change. 596 00:41:30,279 --> 00:41:33,866 Tomorrow. I want something tomorrow. You understand me? 597 00:41:34,826 --> 00:41:37,537 (Crying ) 598 00:41:50,133 --> 00:41:52,260 David! Hey. 599 00:41:53,344 --> 00:41:55,972 - Where's the wife? - She's home. 600 00:41:56,264 --> 00:41:59,517 - Can I talk to you? - You all right? 601 00:42:00,643 --> 00:42:03,062 Sit down. Sit down. 602 00:42:11,404 --> 00:42:12,655 Talk to me. 603 00:42:12,947 --> 00:42:15,158 I got myself in a little bind. 604 00:42:17,660 --> 00:42:19,370 Jesus, I feel ashamed. 605 00:42:19,704 --> 00:42:22,040 Well, what's going on? What happened? 606 00:42:23,875 --> 00:42:25,585 I'm in ajam, a bad one. 607 00:42:25,793 --> 00:42:28,504 This could cost me my marriage, my business. 608 00:42:28,713 --> 00:42:31,758 I'm sure there's something we can do. What kind of jam? 609 00:42:33,092 --> 00:42:36,262 You didn't knock up that taebo broad, did you? 610 00:42:37,055 --> 00:42:38,514 God, no, Artie. 611 00:42:38,723 --> 00:42:40,767 Talk to me. I'm your friend. 612 00:42:42,477 --> 00:42:44,145 I need money. 613 00:42:44,812 --> 00:42:48,066 Money, Artie. Not much, just... 614 00:42:50,068 --> 00:42:52,779 I swear on my kid I'll get it back before you miss it. 615 00:42:52,987 --> 00:42:55,865 - How much money are we talking? - Just enough... 616 00:42:56,657 --> 00:43:00,203 To give me some breathing room until I get the rest together. 617 00:43:01,204 --> 00:43:02,288 It's 20 thousand. 618 00:43:07,251 --> 00:43:08,544 Davey... 619 00:43:11,255 --> 00:43:14,383 Shit. Bad timing. Man! 620 00:43:14,592 --> 00:43:19,013 You won't believe it, but I gotta put a new roof on this place. 621 00:43:23,059 --> 00:43:26,562 God forgive me for saying this, but did you consider chapter 11? 622 00:43:26,771 --> 00:43:28,815 Tony soprano's not gonna buy that. 623 00:43:29,273 --> 00:43:30,273 Tony. 624 00:43:32,819 --> 00:43:36,322 Oh, jeez, Davey. Jesus Christ. 625 00:44:16,320 --> 00:44:18,823 - Eric, give me the keys. - Why? 626 00:44:19,031 --> 00:44:21,631 - There's mud all over the tires. - ( Female ) Dave, what's wrong? 627 00:44:21,701 --> 00:44:24,078 - Say goodbye to your truck. - ( Eric ) What? 628 00:44:24,287 --> 00:44:26,789 - Dave. - Oh, this is bullshit! 629 00:44:27,039 --> 00:44:30,751 I warned you, no off-roading. I gave you enough chances! 630 00:44:31,002 --> 00:44:33,546 - Dave, this is not the place. - Dad, I didn't do anything! 631 00:44:33,796 --> 00:44:36,382 - Eric, accountability is everything. - Off-roading? 632 00:44:36,591 --> 00:44:39,719 I drove it onto the field to bring some girls to cheerleading! 633 00:44:39,927 --> 00:44:42,972 There's mud all over the doors. I warned you! 634 00:44:43,181 --> 00:44:46,559 I didn't do anything! I didn't do anything, mom! 635 00:44:46,851 --> 00:44:49,061 - Get in the house. - I fucking hate you. 636 00:44:49,312 --> 00:44:51,689 You apologize, right now! 637 00:44:54,192 --> 00:44:55,318 Open them. 638 00:44:57,153 --> 00:45:01,157 - I knew it was a car. - It's a sports utility vehicle. 639 00:45:05,953 --> 00:45:07,413 You like it? 640 00:45:09,624 --> 00:45:11,375 This is Eric's Jeep. 641 00:45:11,667 --> 00:45:14,921 Oh, my god. Is this Eric scatino's Jeep? 642 00:45:15,129 --> 00:45:17,006 Yeah, but it's yours now. 643 00:45:17,506 --> 00:45:22,011 - His dad sold it to you? - Yeah, you know. Something like that. 644 00:45:22,511 --> 00:45:24,722 What do you mean, "something like that"? 645 00:45:25,723 --> 00:45:27,016 You know. 646 00:45:34,523 --> 00:45:35,566 Jesus, Tony. 647 00:45:36,150 --> 00:45:38,152 She don't want it, fine. 648 00:45:38,361 --> 00:45:41,405 I'll eat it before I give it back. What am I, a sucker? 649 00:45:41,614 --> 00:45:45,201 What does Eric have to do with his father? What'd he do to you? 650 00:45:45,409 --> 00:45:48,454 The guy owed me money, and he did the right thing offering the car. 651 00:45:48,663 --> 00:45:49,705 Yeah, right. 652 00:45:49,914 --> 00:45:51,207 This is you talking. 653 00:45:52,041 --> 00:45:55,711 His wife's close to the brother-in-law of the provost at Georgetown. 654 00:45:56,087 --> 00:45:57,380 - The who? - Oh, great. 655 00:45:57,630 --> 00:45:59,090 You want to act holier-than-thou? 656 00:45:59,298 --> 00:46:00,841 Go ahead, but I'm not giving it back. 657 00:46:01,092 --> 00:46:02,718 I'll sell that car to pussy. 658 00:46:02,969 --> 00:46:06,347 Then I'm gonna buy clothes and food and shoes and cds... 659 00:46:06,597 --> 00:46:10,393 And all the rest of the shit I've been buying since you were born! 660 00:46:10,685 --> 00:46:14,647 - Everything comes from the work I do! - All right, Tony, that's enough. 661 00:46:16,440 --> 00:46:18,651 A grown man made a wager. He lost. 662 00:46:18,859 --> 00:46:21,654 He made another one. He lost again. End of story. 663 00:46:21,904 --> 00:46:26,075 Take that high moral ground and go sleep in the bus station if you want! 664 00:47:08,159 --> 00:47:09,827 Oh, Jesus. 665 00:47:12,747 --> 00:47:13,789 Where? 666 00:47:14,081 --> 00:47:15,875 A few rows back. 667 00:47:19,795 --> 00:47:21,088 Tony. 668 00:47:22,423 --> 00:47:24,967 I almost didn't make it. Where's Janice? 669 00:47:25,426 --> 00:47:28,804 - Didn't I see those at the wake? - That's funny. 670 00:47:29,096 --> 00:47:30,890 They're behind. 671 00:47:31,974 --> 00:47:33,517 I'll see you after the show. 672 00:47:58,292 --> 00:48:00,711 Just keep thinking of Meadow. 673 00:48:03,756 --> 00:48:06,801 Eric, come on! Let's talk. You're just gonna leave? 674 00:48:07,051 --> 00:48:08,552 I thought you were my friend. 675 00:48:08,803 --> 00:48:11,180 I am. I can't stop my dad from selling it. 676 00:48:11,389 --> 00:48:14,392 Your dad's a fucking asshole, you know that? 677 00:48:14,600 --> 00:48:16,227 He's a real low-life asshole. 678 00:48:16,435 --> 00:48:18,354 I suppose yours is innocent? 679 00:48:18,604 --> 00:48:22,191 For your information, he gave it to my dad. He didn't steal it. 680 00:48:22,858 --> 00:48:26,779 You know what, Meadow? Fuck you, fuck your gangster father... 681 00:48:27,029 --> 00:48:29,281 And fuck this! 682 00:48:35,704 --> 00:48:36,705 (Door slamming) 683 00:48:36,747 --> 00:48:40,084 Welcome, everyone, to cabaret night. 684 00:48:40,292 --> 00:48:44,046 As we are recording tonight's show, we 'd like to remind everyone: 685 00:48:44,255 --> 00:48:47,466 Please, no talking, no pictures or videotaping. 686 00:48:47,716 --> 00:48:51,220 And please remember to turn off those pagers and cell phones. 687 00:48:51,429 --> 00:48:54,098 If you think you may need a lozenge... 688 00:48:54,306 --> 00:48:57,268 May we suggest that now would be the time to unwrap it... 689 00:48:57,685 --> 00:49:00,354 As opposed to during the performance. 690 00:49:01,480 --> 00:49:04,483 Program notes: In the second act, "sun and moon"... 691 00:49:04,692 --> 00:49:09,321 To be performed by Eric scatino and Meadow soprano, has been canceled. 692 00:49:09,530 --> 00:49:12,908 Regretfully, Mr. Scatino will not be performing tonight. 693 00:49:13,159 --> 00:49:16,120 Instead, Ms. Soprano will perform a solo... 694 00:49:16,370 --> 00:49:20,916 Singing "my heart will go on," the theme song from Titanic. 695 00:49:21,167 --> 00:49:22,501 Enjoy the show. 696 00:49:22,751 --> 00:49:26,213 That's a lucky break. I wonder what happened. 697 00:49:36,432 --> 00:49:38,767 (Applause ) 698 00:49:43,898 --> 00:49:47,359 (Singing) 699 00:49:50,446 --> 00:49:54,492 (Pop song playing)