1 00:01:39,224 --> 00:01:40,892 Come on! Come on, dog! Come on! 2 00:01:41,101 --> 00:01:42,769 Come on! Come on. 3 00:01:46,106 --> 00:01:49,359 Look at this! Look at this plastic! 4 00:01:49,693 --> 00:01:51,278 And there's weeds! 5 00:01:51,612 --> 00:01:53,530 Well, it looks like tobacco road. 6 00:01:53,864 --> 00:01:56,325 - Nobody gets down here. - Anthony! 7 00:01:56,617 --> 00:01:59,202 Those dogs are wild dogs. 8 00:01:59,620 --> 00:02:01,204 Cemetery dogs. 9 00:02:01,371 --> 00:02:03,332 They'll take your hand off. 10 00:02:03,540 --> 00:02:07,336 Come over here. Say a hail Mary for your grandfather. 11 00:02:07,544 --> 00:02:08,795 Lay off. He's a kid. 12 00:02:09,004 --> 00:02:12,466 So he should neglect his elders? Just like his father. 13 00:02:12,674 --> 00:02:14,384 Yeah, a real skimp. 14 00:02:14,551 --> 00:02:15,719 My son. 15 00:02:16,637 --> 00:02:18,555 The mental patient. 16 00:02:18,722 --> 00:02:22,476 Remember those trips to the shore? Me and Tony rode the waves? 17 00:02:22,684 --> 00:02:24,061 I taught him to bodysurf. 18 00:02:24,353 --> 00:02:27,022 My son was brought up right. 19 00:02:27,356 --> 00:02:29,650 He needs a psychiatrist for what? 20 00:02:29,941 --> 00:02:32,027 - To talk about his sex life? - Enough. 21 00:02:32,694 --> 00:02:34,571 I hate it as much as you do. 22 00:02:35,781 --> 00:02:38,575 Those dogs could start foaming at the mouth. 23 00:02:38,784 --> 00:02:42,287 How come you're not supposed to breathe in the cemetery? 24 00:02:42,496 --> 00:02:45,082 - Who says? - It's a joke. Say, "why?" 25 00:02:45,374 --> 00:02:47,501 You'll make the dead people jealous. 26 00:02:51,254 --> 00:02:53,590 Okay, come pick it up! Pick it up. 27 00:02:53,757 --> 00:02:56,051 Who's got the ball?! 28 00:02:56,259 --> 00:02:57,594 Oh, my god! Look out! 29 00:02:57,969 --> 00:02:59,721 Come around, come around! 30 00:03:00,722 --> 00:03:02,557 Up, up, up! Cover them through! 31 00:03:03,016 --> 00:03:04,017 I can't watch. 32 00:03:06,353 --> 00:03:10,190 Way to go, Meadow! You're a brick wall, baby! Brick wall! 33 00:03:10,440 --> 00:03:12,943 Good save! Come on, now. Come on! 34 00:03:13,151 --> 00:03:15,028 That was close. 35 00:03:15,445 --> 00:03:18,782 - Pretty good. - Look at you. At girls' soccer, Tony. 36 00:03:18,990 --> 00:03:21,535 What do you want? My son's a couch potato. 37 00:03:21,743 --> 00:03:24,162 - Red! Five! - Are you yellow-card happy? 38 00:03:24,788 --> 00:03:26,581 Rough play, my ass! 39 00:03:29,209 --> 00:03:31,461 - Hi, honey. - Go get them, baby. 40 00:03:31,962 --> 00:03:34,798 This fat kid is such a sneak with that elbow! 41 00:03:35,048 --> 00:03:38,468 Coach says next year, chiara is gonna be one of his starts. 42 00:03:38,677 --> 00:03:40,595 Let's pull it out, for Christ sake! 43 00:03:40,804 --> 00:03:43,557 Heather Dante! A hundred bucks for a goal! 44 00:03:44,099 --> 00:03:47,310 What's with ally today? She's sleepwalking out there. 45 00:03:49,187 --> 00:03:51,815 She eats at our house a lot. She's got the energy. 46 00:03:52,107 --> 00:03:54,693 That tackle was our ball, asshole! 47 00:03:54,985 --> 00:03:56,611 Zebra, I'm talking to you. 48 00:03:57,821 --> 00:04:00,449 Blow that again, I'll stick it up your ass! 49 00:04:00,699 --> 00:04:04,828 Get off the field now, or your team is gonna forfeit the game! 50 00:04:05,162 --> 00:04:07,330 I'm going. You fucking son of a... 51 00:04:07,622 --> 00:04:09,166 Get off the field! 52 00:04:13,670 --> 00:04:14,713 Did a hell of a job. 53 00:04:17,674 --> 00:04:19,843 Falcons! Falcons, heads up! 54 00:04:20,177 --> 00:04:23,180 Red, 42! 42! 55 00:04:23,472 --> 00:04:25,348 Push! Ally! 56 00:04:26,641 --> 00:04:28,059 Come on. 57 00:04:30,187 --> 00:04:31,396 Come on, al! 58 00:04:56,087 --> 00:04:58,590 Did I tell you? What did I tell you? 59 00:04:58,840 --> 00:05:01,802 He's a brilliant coach. A beautiful, brilliant genius. 60 00:05:02,010 --> 00:05:03,553 You in love with him? 61 00:05:03,762 --> 00:05:08,391 Yes. If he steers chiara to a college scholarship, I'll blow the guy. 62 00:05:08,767 --> 00:05:10,101 You will? 63 00:05:11,978 --> 00:05:13,855 How's chefing at dimples? 64 00:05:14,356 --> 00:05:18,652 Try the salad bar. We got a chemical brightener. It keeps lettuce crisp. 65 00:05:18,860 --> 00:05:20,987 - How nice. - Yeah, it's beautiful. 66 00:05:21,238 --> 00:05:24,324 The offer's still there. You put some out on the street... 67 00:05:24,574 --> 00:05:27,953 At two points, we split the interest. Nice? 68 00:05:29,663 --> 00:05:33,041 I can't do the math. I'm an artiste. 69 00:05:33,959 --> 00:05:35,335 Get out of here. 70 00:05:36,670 --> 00:05:38,672 Good job, girls! 71 00:05:49,266 --> 00:05:52,143 - —Absolutely. - And you do that so well, coach. 72 00:05:52,394 --> 00:05:54,771 - Thanks. - The psychology is important. 73 00:05:54,938 --> 00:05:56,022 Did a hell of a job. 74 00:05:56,481 --> 00:05:59,401 Welcome to bada bing. Everything's on the house. 75 00:05:59,818 --> 00:06:01,111 Come meet somebody. 76 00:06:01,278 --> 00:06:03,488 - He coached college. - Get out of here. 77 00:06:03,697 --> 00:06:06,783 - Division 1-a. - No, that's boonie state. 78 00:06:07,033 --> 00:06:10,954 Besides, it's time to stop moving my wife and deena like pawns... 79 00:06:11,162 --> 00:06:12,789 When someone ups the ante. 80 00:06:13,123 --> 00:06:17,002 Anyway, how many chances does a man get to coach his own daughter? 81 00:06:17,294 --> 00:06:19,546 - Money isn't everything. - Here, here. 82 00:06:19,796 --> 00:06:21,131 The kids are important. 83 00:06:21,339 --> 00:06:24,718 Cheers. To the falcons. Continued success. 84 00:06:29,347 --> 00:06:33,518 Brandy, why don't you give the coach a deluxe tour of the vip lounge. 85 00:06:33,727 --> 00:06:36,146 - What? - Oh, guys. 86 00:06:36,438 --> 00:06:38,565 Jesus, we said a beer. 87 00:06:40,442 --> 00:06:42,986 No, I... Thank you, but I don't think so. 88 00:06:44,571 --> 00:06:46,656 Jesus Christ. 89 00:06:47,032 --> 00:06:49,618 Okay, Brandy, go sit on a tuffet. 90 00:06:51,036 --> 00:06:53,204 Coach, it's on the house. 91 00:06:56,041 --> 00:06:57,876 - Why are you here? - Who's he? 92 00:06:58,084 --> 00:07:00,003 My girl's coach. You got something? 93 00:07:00,211 --> 00:07:02,964 Every car you see in the rear-view mirror is not a fed. 94 00:07:03,173 --> 00:07:05,967 Mikey palmice went and got a major Manhattan pi. 95 00:07:06,301 --> 00:07:10,180 Mikey thinks someone here rats for the government. What else is new? 96 00:07:10,347 --> 00:07:14,559 What else? My colleague over at organized crime task force... 97 00:07:14,851 --> 00:07:18,521 Gets chatty after caffeine drinks. 98 00:07:19,105 --> 00:07:22,692 Names of people whose fiscal interests intersect with your own. 99 00:07:24,110 --> 00:07:27,530 I'm still trying to find out if you've been named. 100 00:07:27,697 --> 00:07:31,743 But these people are keeping these indictments very, very internal. 101 00:07:31,952 --> 00:07:34,537 They may have a folder with my name on it. 102 00:07:34,746 --> 00:07:36,539 If I was smart, I wouldn't be here. 103 00:07:36,748 --> 00:07:37,791 I rest my case. 104 00:07:37,999 --> 00:07:40,210 I'm up the street on a rape-homicide. 105 00:07:40,543 --> 00:07:44,047 What I need now is to see a liquor license, if you don't mind. 106 00:07:44,381 --> 00:07:48,218 So anybody wonders why I was here or for the lie detector test... 107 00:07:48,551 --> 00:07:51,554 Cha-cha, show him the liquor license. 108 00:07:51,763 --> 00:07:53,223 Don't touch the girls. 109 00:07:55,183 --> 00:07:56,226 How you doing? 110 00:07:56,476 --> 00:07:59,479 Bada bing. Arthur bucco! 111 00:08:03,108 --> 00:08:04,150 Hello? 112 00:08:04,359 --> 00:08:06,736 You gonna stay in that bar all day? 113 00:08:06,987 --> 00:08:10,031 - I'm shooting pool. - I'll rack them up for you. 114 00:08:10,281 --> 00:08:13,284 I thought we were supposed to paint the patio. 115 00:08:13,576 --> 00:08:15,537 I bought primer and I've been scraping. 116 00:08:15,912 --> 00:08:16,913 You have? 117 00:08:17,163 --> 00:08:19,332 I could really use your help. 118 00:08:19,541 --> 00:08:21,626 All right. I'll be right home. 119 00:08:25,213 --> 00:08:27,424 This fucking guy lays down the law. 120 00:08:27,716 --> 00:08:30,176 Fucking blistering. "I'll be right home." 121 00:08:30,427 --> 00:08:33,430 I gotta get home too. Shelley'll be looking for me. 122 00:08:33,722 --> 00:08:35,849 It's quite the lifestyle you got here. 123 00:08:36,057 --> 00:08:37,726 - See ya later, coach. - Okay. 124 00:08:37,934 --> 00:08:40,186 Different strokes. 125 00:08:42,439 --> 00:08:44,607 Melvoin, perlov, Schneider and archide. 126 00:08:46,943 --> 00:08:51,197 - What's going on with the indictments? - Put it right down there. 127 00:08:53,366 --> 00:08:55,285 The book is off on the 14th ward. 128 00:08:55,452 --> 00:08:59,581 I don't want to minimize your position. Two prior convictions. 129 00:08:59,789 --> 00:09:03,543 You're in jeopardy of sentence under the habitual offenders statute. 130 00:09:03,793 --> 00:09:07,005 I'm paying you to hear shit that's eating my insides? 131 00:09:07,213 --> 00:09:08,298 Peppers and eggs? 132 00:09:08,506 --> 00:09:11,426 Peppers and eggs? That's what I should've had. 133 00:09:16,723 --> 00:09:19,392 "I'd be happy to surrender Mr. Soprano. 134 00:09:19,684 --> 00:09:22,353 You can be assured of my full cooperation." 135 00:09:22,562 --> 00:09:25,523 You'd rather they kicked in your front door at night? 136 00:09:25,899 --> 00:09:27,776 It's a target letter, corrado. 137 00:09:27,984 --> 00:09:31,196 I got nowhere, so I asked them what your status was. 138 00:09:32,822 --> 00:09:35,241 Just testing. So what'd they say? 139 00:09:35,533 --> 00:09:37,035 They'd let me know. 140 00:09:37,243 --> 00:09:39,329 I may just start paying taxes. 141 00:09:39,579 --> 00:09:41,414 God, it's a fucking burn. 142 00:09:41,706 --> 00:09:45,168 I'm sick and tired of sitting around. I'm gonna get out of here. 143 00:09:45,376 --> 00:09:46,753 With your lady friend? 144 00:09:46,961 --> 00:09:48,463 What do you know about her? 145 00:09:48,755 --> 00:09:51,216 Works for the joint fitters union, right? 146 00:09:51,424 --> 00:09:56,387 Runs their labor management fund outside the feds' oversight. 147 00:09:57,430 --> 00:10:00,934 If you can't get your friends jobs, why attain success? 148 00:10:01,351 --> 00:10:03,186 The wheels of justice turn slowly. 149 00:10:03,978 --> 00:10:06,689 Take her to Florida. Develop a tan. 150 00:10:06,856 --> 00:10:08,483 Where's the crapper key? 151 00:10:09,234 --> 00:10:10,485 Top right-hand drawer. 152 00:10:11,277 --> 00:10:16,199 Junior, we're working out of a fucking lawyer's office, is that right? 153 00:10:16,866 --> 00:10:20,787 Look, I didn't want to say anything, but this government case... 154 00:10:20,995 --> 00:10:23,832 If there's a leak, it's in Tony's boat. 155 00:10:25,250 --> 00:10:28,753 If my nephew's in bed with the justice department, just say it. 156 00:10:28,962 --> 00:10:30,755 Don't stammer like a spastic. 157 00:10:31,005 --> 00:10:34,884 There's something fucking wrong with that guy. I feel it in my gut. 158 00:10:35,176 --> 00:10:37,512 I'm worried about you, skipper. 159 00:10:37,762 --> 00:10:40,390 I'm sorry, Mikey. You're a good boy. 160 00:10:41,641 --> 00:10:43,601 Fuck this. I'm going to boca. 161 00:10:45,270 --> 00:10:47,772 Deena, when you guys showed up last year... 162 00:10:48,022 --> 00:10:50,650 I thought, "soccer, give me a break." 163 00:10:50,900 --> 00:10:54,612 But your dad makes it seem like this, I don't know, metaphor. 164 00:10:54,863 --> 00:10:56,447 - Yeah. - Dad's pretty cool. 165 00:10:56,739 --> 00:10:59,617 Where's ai? She was supposed to loan me a cig. 166 00:10:59,868 --> 00:11:01,411 I'll come with. 167 00:11:02,328 --> 00:11:03,746 Ai? 168 00:11:04,038 --> 00:11:05,081 Ally! 169 00:11:08,751 --> 00:11:11,796 If you're smoking, you owe me $5! 170 00:11:22,223 --> 00:11:24,058 Ally, what are you doing? 171 00:11:24,434 --> 00:11:26,102 Ally! Oh, my god! 172 00:11:30,273 --> 00:11:31,566 Her parents split up. 173 00:11:32,108 --> 00:11:34,110 So she's always at our house. 174 00:11:34,277 --> 00:11:38,281 - But she was born with a silver spoon. - Teenagers are under a lot of stress. 175 00:11:38,448 --> 00:11:40,950 I know this kid. She's great. 176 00:11:41,242 --> 00:11:45,622 Was it a genuine suicide attempt? Or was it a suicidal gesture? 177 00:11:46,998 --> 00:11:49,292 "Small cutting" is the clinical term. 178 00:11:49,459 --> 00:11:51,628 Is "large cutting" o.J. In missing sweats? 179 00:11:51,878 --> 00:11:53,671 It's a cry for help. 180 00:11:56,633 --> 00:12:00,303 Her mother says she tried this before. 181 00:12:00,887 --> 00:12:02,388 A couple times. 182 00:12:04,432 --> 00:12:06,142 What else is going on? 183 00:12:06,351 --> 00:12:08,478 Life is putting the Prozac to the test. 184 00:12:08,728 --> 00:12:11,022 It's all that business in the news? 185 00:12:11,481 --> 00:12:12,982 Let's talk about my daughter. 186 00:12:14,567 --> 00:12:16,611 Principal says girls in sports do better. 187 00:12:16,819 --> 00:12:19,280 They don't take drugs or get knocked up. 188 00:12:19,489 --> 00:12:21,366 But now this shit. 189 00:12:21,574 --> 00:12:24,535 If my daughter ever tried to kill herself... 190 00:12:28,289 --> 00:12:29,874 Oh, god! 191 00:12:40,009 --> 00:12:42,428 Last week, I called you a whore. 192 00:12:42,762 --> 00:12:44,305 I might've been... 193 00:12:45,223 --> 00:12:47,850 Overstating the case a little bit. 194 00:12:55,024 --> 00:12:56,234 Mr. Soprano. 195 00:12:56,484 --> 00:12:57,777 Miss sanfillipo. 196 00:12:57,986 --> 00:12:59,445 A check for you to sign. 197 00:13:00,655 --> 00:13:02,198 Twenty grand? 198 00:13:02,365 --> 00:13:06,244 For research and development into furthering the art and science... 199 00:13:06,577 --> 00:13:08,579 Of metal joint fittings. 200 00:13:08,830 --> 00:13:12,041 Where does our research and development take us this time? 201 00:13:12,333 --> 00:13:14,585 Well, I was thinking boca raton. 202 00:13:14,877 --> 00:13:16,421 My, my! You read my mind. 203 00:13:16,963 --> 00:13:18,047 I'm all packed. 204 00:13:18,381 --> 00:13:20,425 I gotta talk to my cousin. 205 00:13:21,384 --> 00:13:23,011 - Mr. Soprano? - What? 206 00:13:23,219 --> 00:13:27,181 I was waiting to talk to Jerry about how I could use some room... 207 00:13:27,390 --> 00:13:29,600 On this mall job I got in north Bergen. 208 00:13:29,851 --> 00:13:32,770 Then I saw you here. And I thought, what the hell... 209 00:13:33,062 --> 00:13:35,440 I may as well ask the man himself. 210 00:13:36,482 --> 00:13:40,403 Let's you and I meet. I can pass my recommends on to my cousin. 211 00:13:43,448 --> 00:13:45,450 Mama Livia, how are you? 212 00:13:45,700 --> 00:13:49,912 - Do you remember me? Larry boy barese. - I know who you are. 213 00:13:50,079 --> 00:13:53,791 You lit an apartment house on fire... 214 00:13:54,083 --> 00:13:57,420 And scared your mother half to death. 215 00:13:57,628 --> 00:13:59,756 Mama's moving in here on the 15th. 216 00:14:00,048 --> 00:14:02,216 Yeah? Ooh, I like your shoes. 217 00:14:02,425 --> 00:14:06,220 Mama hasn't been well. Last week she threw a jar of artichokes at me. 218 00:14:06,512 --> 00:14:08,973 She better not throw any artichokes at me. 219 00:14:09,974 --> 00:14:12,018 How are you doing? Remember Larry? 220 00:14:12,226 --> 00:14:13,978 Water under the bridge. 221 00:14:14,854 --> 00:14:16,522 We're gonna take a walk. 222 00:14:17,023 --> 00:14:19,609 You should get some shoes like his. 223 00:14:20,026 --> 00:14:24,822 You've always been a fucking genius. But this last move is the best. 224 00:14:25,031 --> 00:14:27,450 The feds'll never surveil an old folks' home. 225 00:14:27,658 --> 00:14:31,245 That's why I got truckloads of bootleg polident coming in. 226 00:14:31,788 --> 00:14:33,414 - There he is. - How you doing? 227 00:14:33,623 --> 00:14:35,792 Did you get your mother settled in yet? 228 00:14:36,042 --> 00:14:40,088 They're not sure they can accept her. They want to see my finances again. 229 00:14:40,338 --> 00:14:44,258 So this office supply chain from Virginia. What's the deal on them? 230 00:14:44,467 --> 00:14:48,679 I spoke to them. I think they'll listen to reason on minority hiring. 231 00:14:50,556 --> 00:14:52,975 - Been to any games? - What do they got? 232 00:15:03,945 --> 00:15:05,154 What the fuck? 233 00:15:11,035 --> 00:15:12,954 Knees high, colgiavani! 234 00:15:13,162 --> 00:15:16,457 Eyes ahead! Energy, girls, energy! 235 00:15:16,666 --> 00:15:20,545 I know we're all upset, but we still have a season left. 236 00:15:20,837 --> 00:15:22,964 - Come on, let's go! - Hey, coach. 237 00:15:23,214 --> 00:15:26,008 Fellas, sorry, but practice is closed today. 238 00:15:26,217 --> 00:15:28,177 I'm trying to keep the team focused. 239 00:15:28,761 --> 00:15:30,221 What are you doing? 240 00:15:30,471 --> 00:15:34,016 You're leaving us? After two fucking years? 241 00:15:34,225 --> 00:15:37,770 I told that reporter to wait before he put that in the paper. 242 00:15:38,020 --> 00:15:41,232 Coach, look at my little girl out there. 243 00:15:41,858 --> 00:15:43,401 You're breaking her heart! 244 00:15:43,651 --> 00:15:47,488 Believe me, art. I am hugely conflicted. 245 00:15:47,697 --> 00:15:50,032 But Rhode Island doubled my salary! 246 00:15:50,283 --> 00:15:54,036 They're giving my daughter a full ride! What could I do? 247 00:15:54,537 --> 00:15:56,372 They made an offer I couldn't refuse. 248 00:15:56,539 --> 00:15:58,666 - You haven't heard ours. - Come on. 249 00:15:58,958 --> 00:16:00,751 Look, I got a family too. 250 00:16:01,002 --> 00:16:03,504 I have a daughter who loves playing soccer. 251 00:16:03,713 --> 00:16:05,381 He's kidding about the offer. 252 00:16:07,717 --> 00:16:09,552 Hey, nobody blew a whistle! 253 00:16:09,760 --> 00:16:12,388 Let's not get lazy out here! Come on! 254 00:16:13,055 --> 00:16:14,432 Go fuck yourself. 255 00:16:14,974 --> 00:16:16,142 Excuse me? 256 00:16:16,350 --> 00:16:18,603 - Want me to tell your dad? - It's my field. 257 00:16:21,647 --> 00:16:23,941 Give me 10 laps around the goals. 258 00:16:24,358 --> 00:16:25,943 - Whatever. - Make that 20. 259 00:16:26,360 --> 00:16:28,446 Anybody else want to mouth off? 260 00:16:31,240 --> 00:16:33,784 Good! Come on! Let's circle up for keep-away. 261 00:16:34,076 --> 00:16:35,411 Let's go! Over here. 262 00:16:35,745 --> 00:16:38,372 Get in a big circle! Go! Move it! 263 00:16:39,415 --> 00:16:42,835 I need some people out here. Come on! Let's go! 264 00:16:55,932 --> 00:16:57,266 Give me your glass. 265 00:17:00,102 --> 00:17:02,730 Who'd think we could be this contented? 266 00:17:03,564 --> 00:17:06,692 I did. As soon as I saw you, I knew. 267 00:17:06,943 --> 00:17:09,237 You're a sweetheart. 268 00:17:09,529 --> 00:17:13,157 If only they knew the other side of you. 269 00:17:13,407 --> 00:17:15,409 They'd eat me for breakfast. 270 00:17:16,494 --> 00:17:19,997 I been looking at real estate. Some nice houses on the market. 271 00:17:20,248 --> 00:17:22,250 Maybe you'd like something bigger? 272 00:17:22,833 --> 00:17:26,170 No, corrado. This is our place. 273 00:17:26,420 --> 00:17:28,839 You know how long we been coming here? 274 00:17:29,131 --> 00:17:32,176 Sixteen years. And every one of them good. 275 00:17:33,511 --> 00:17:36,055 How's junior, junior? 276 00:17:39,141 --> 00:17:41,644 He's catching some shuteye. 277 00:17:41,852 --> 00:17:44,647 You're such a powerhouse. 278 00:17:44,855 --> 00:17:47,650 When you kiss me down there... 279 00:17:47,817 --> 00:17:50,361 You're like a great artist. 280 00:17:51,028 --> 00:17:53,864 You got a real instinct for it. 281 00:17:55,449 --> 00:17:57,034 Pass me the red peppers. 282 00:18:08,879 --> 00:18:11,132 You know the thrill you give? 283 00:18:13,342 --> 00:18:15,011 Keep it to yourself, okay? 284 00:18:15,219 --> 00:18:18,889 Yeah. All to myself. 285 00:18:27,189 --> 00:18:30,401 - Corrado? - Yeah? 286 00:18:30,651 --> 00:18:32,528 Why the big secret? 287 00:18:32,778 --> 00:18:34,196 About what? 288 00:18:34,363 --> 00:18:36,699 Oral sex. 289 00:18:36,949 --> 00:18:41,037 What's so terrible about pleasing a woman? 290 00:18:42,371 --> 00:18:44,206 You always have to talk about it. 291 00:18:44,415 --> 00:18:46,917 Well, I want to know why! 292 00:18:47,209 --> 00:18:48,586 It's complicated. 293 00:18:48,836 --> 00:18:51,756 Yeah. But why? 294 00:18:52,590 --> 00:18:53,758 Why? 295 00:18:54,050 --> 00:18:57,178 They think if you suck pussy, you'll suck anything. 296 00:18:57,386 --> 00:18:58,596 You're kidding. 297 00:18:58,846 --> 00:19:02,683 It's a sign of weakness. And possibly a sign that you're a finocchio. 298 00:19:04,810 --> 00:19:06,187 A fag? 299 00:19:06,896 --> 00:19:08,898 That's ridiculous. 300 00:19:10,483 --> 00:19:13,319 How would the two even translate? 301 00:19:14,987 --> 00:19:16,739 What are you gonna do? 302 00:19:17,156 --> 00:19:18,449 I don't make the rules. 303 00:19:21,744 --> 00:19:23,579 It's no big lifestyle choice. 304 00:19:23,788 --> 00:19:27,792 My aunts quintima and Jemma, they got money out earning on the street. 305 00:19:28,209 --> 00:19:31,003 It's like being a banker. You help people. 306 00:19:34,423 --> 00:19:37,093 Chiara cried when she heard the coach was leaving. 307 00:19:37,343 --> 00:19:38,844 You don't want to talk. Fine. 308 00:19:39,053 --> 00:19:41,597 I gotta pick up carmela anyway. 309 00:19:42,139 --> 00:19:45,768 Let me ask you a question: Why does your wife hate me? 310 00:19:45,935 --> 00:19:47,603 Charmaine doesn't hate you. 311 00:19:51,565 --> 00:19:53,359 You lie like I play a horn. 312 00:19:53,776 --> 00:19:54,944 What? 313 00:19:57,363 --> 00:20:01,575 Look at this facchino. Wearing a cap in a nice restaurant. 314 00:20:04,453 --> 00:20:08,582 I hated that most when I had my restaurant. It's values today. 315 00:20:08,958 --> 00:20:11,419 Standards are crumbling. 316 00:20:13,629 --> 00:20:16,966 Would it kill this coach to stay until my kid graduates? 317 00:20:17,174 --> 00:20:19,635 Then let him stay four years for chiara. 318 00:20:24,765 --> 00:20:26,183 That burns my ass. 319 00:20:28,144 --> 00:20:29,645 Where you going? 320 00:20:35,192 --> 00:20:37,027 Take your hat off. 321 00:20:37,278 --> 00:20:38,404 Excuse me? 322 00:20:38,654 --> 00:20:41,657 They don't sell hot dogs. They took the bleachers out. 323 00:20:42,074 --> 00:20:43,993 I'll wear it where I want. 324 00:21:01,343 --> 00:21:02,344 How you doing? 325 00:21:13,063 --> 00:21:15,024 Thank you. 326 00:21:15,566 --> 00:21:16,734 Look at him. 327 00:21:17,818 --> 00:21:19,487 Douche bag. Good for you! 328 00:21:21,530 --> 00:21:23,949 Send them a bottle of montepulciano. 329 00:21:24,200 --> 00:21:27,828 Get the license plate of these two guys sitting behind Artie. 330 00:21:28,037 --> 00:21:30,039 They look like cops. 331 00:21:46,972 --> 00:21:49,975 Well, look who's here! Hi! 332 00:21:51,894 --> 00:21:54,855 - Tony, look who's here. - Alphonse, how you doing? 333 00:21:55,314 --> 00:21:56,732 - Good. - You feeling better? 334 00:22:01,153 --> 00:22:03,239 Gonna miss that left foot of yours. 335 00:22:03,572 --> 00:22:05,741 No. It's okay, Mr. Soprano. 336 00:22:06,075 --> 00:22:07,576 - I'm gonna play. - No shit? 337 00:22:07,743 --> 00:22:09,411 Pardon my French there. 338 00:22:09,578 --> 00:22:11,038 Are you sure, ally? 339 00:22:11,247 --> 00:22:14,917 I had a long talk with coach hauser and... 340 00:22:17,878 --> 00:22:19,630 I'm gonna play. That's all. 341 00:22:20,130 --> 00:22:21,674 I told her she didn't have to. 342 00:22:21,882 --> 00:22:23,676 She just said she wanted to. 343 00:22:26,762 --> 00:22:29,348 - Coach pressure you? - No, Mrs. Soprano. 344 00:22:29,557 --> 00:22:30,933 He would never do that. 345 00:22:31,183 --> 00:22:33,894 Pressure her? He doesn't finish what he started. 346 00:22:37,439 --> 00:22:39,275 It's what we all wanted. 347 00:22:42,069 --> 00:22:43,988 Okay. Right? 348 00:22:44,238 --> 00:22:45,614 As long as everything's... 349 00:22:45,823 --> 00:22:48,367 We're trying to watch this, okay? 350 00:22:49,785 --> 00:22:51,453 Kick ass, girls, right? 351 00:22:52,121 --> 00:22:53,289 Good night. 352 00:23:15,185 --> 00:23:18,063 Listen, Roberta, what I said earlier? 353 00:23:19,773 --> 00:23:23,861 I'm serious, you discuss that with anyone, we're gonna go 10 rounds. 354 00:23:24,069 --> 00:23:26,822 We just skimmed 20,000 off the development fund... 355 00:23:27,072 --> 00:23:29,825 And you're worried about a little iecca fica? 356 00:23:29,992 --> 00:23:32,620 - Will you keep it down? - All right. 357 00:23:32,995 --> 00:23:37,041 I'll tell everyone you're a good kisser. I just won't say where. 358 00:23:37,583 --> 00:23:40,044 That's my reputation you're playing with. 359 00:23:40,252 --> 00:23:43,672 Honey, my lips are sealed. 360 00:23:44,965 --> 00:23:46,842 Not too sealed, right? 361 00:23:48,844 --> 00:23:52,681 Visual on corrado soprano and female travel companion... 362 00:23:53,015 --> 00:23:56,435 2200 hours, boca lounge. 363 00:24:10,950 --> 00:24:12,868 How's my boy today? 364 00:24:13,118 --> 00:24:14,620 Go, go, go! 365 00:24:17,873 --> 00:24:19,625 I'm looking for a coach hauser. 366 00:24:19,875 --> 00:24:22,628 That's me. Petey! Come here! 367 00:24:23,879 --> 00:24:26,715 Something from your friends at the bada bing. 368 00:24:27,007 --> 00:24:31,387 Brand-new, surround sound, hdtv compatible. 369 00:24:31,637 --> 00:24:34,473 - Tell them thanks, but... - This is getting heavy. 370 00:24:34,682 --> 00:24:38,143 If this is about Rhode Island, tell them I already signed. 371 00:24:38,644 --> 00:24:42,272 I don't know what it's about. But the TV stays here. Put it down. 372 00:24:43,983 --> 00:24:45,359 No! I mean it! 373 00:24:45,567 --> 00:24:48,028 Pick it up! Get it off my property! 374 00:24:48,237 --> 00:24:51,156 Look, pal, I don't think you quite understand. 375 00:24:51,407 --> 00:24:53,367 I understand, only too well. 376 00:24:53,534 --> 00:24:55,661 Tell your friends I know all about them. 377 00:24:56,161 --> 00:24:58,205 If you did, you'd do what they want. 378 00:24:58,998 --> 00:25:00,708 Is that a threat? 379 00:25:00,916 --> 00:25:03,419 How things change. Let me tell you, guido... 380 00:25:03,752 --> 00:25:04,753 I'm Clarence. 381 00:25:04,920 --> 00:25:08,716 I have friends in law enforcement, and they'd call this extortion. 382 00:25:10,050 --> 00:25:11,093 Come on. 383 00:25:14,179 --> 00:25:18,934 You tell those assholes Don hauser will not be intimidated! 384 00:25:19,184 --> 00:25:21,979 I will not be threatened or bribed! 385 00:25:22,271 --> 00:25:25,107 I go where I want to when I want to! 386 00:25:32,281 --> 00:25:35,784 All day, every day, 85 and not one drop of rain. 387 00:25:36,201 --> 00:25:37,619 And those nights. 388 00:25:37,870 --> 00:25:41,582 Bobbi, you are so lucky with this guy. You have no idea. 389 00:25:41,790 --> 00:25:43,959 He's a sweetheart underneath it all. 390 00:25:44,168 --> 00:25:46,795 I wish I could get Lou to be like him. 391 00:25:47,087 --> 00:25:49,339 More sensitive, if you know what I mean. 392 00:25:49,590 --> 00:25:50,966 That coral looks good. 393 00:25:51,216 --> 00:25:55,804 I don't understand why I always have to ask him for oral sex. 394 00:25:56,597 --> 00:25:59,141 Not like you and your corrado. 395 00:25:59,391 --> 00:26:03,687 Bebe, listen, I know we always used to yak about our sex lives. 396 00:26:03,896 --> 00:26:06,940 I think it would be better if we didn't anymore. 397 00:26:08,108 --> 00:26:09,359 - Okay. - I mean it. 398 00:26:09,651 --> 00:26:10,819 Sure! 399 00:26:11,111 --> 00:26:13,322 Just, you're lucky, that's all. 400 00:26:19,787 --> 00:26:21,663 So, ma, you coming to the game? 401 00:26:21,955 --> 00:26:23,624 Game? What game? 402 00:26:23,832 --> 00:26:26,418 Meadow's team is going to the sectionals. 403 00:26:26,668 --> 00:26:28,170 Nobody tells me anything. 404 00:26:28,837 --> 00:26:30,839 Did everybody hear me just tell her? 405 00:26:31,673 --> 00:26:34,468 Can anybody think of anything else to talk about? 406 00:26:35,469 --> 00:26:38,347 All right. Uncle jun, how was boca? 407 00:26:39,139 --> 00:26:41,266 Wonderful. I don't go down enough. 408 00:26:41,558 --> 00:26:43,519 That's not what I heard. 409 00:26:44,978 --> 00:26:46,021 About what? 410 00:26:49,024 --> 00:26:51,443 I don't know what I'm talking about. 411 00:26:51,693 --> 00:26:53,821 Last time, aunt Bobbi bought me a piranha. 412 00:26:54,029 --> 00:26:55,531 A piranha? Come on! 413 00:26:55,781 --> 00:26:58,200 That woman is not your aunt. 414 00:26:58,408 --> 00:27:01,537 Livia, I warned you. Bobbi is a sweet, sweet girl. 415 00:27:04,748 --> 00:27:05,791 What's the matter? 416 00:27:05,999 --> 00:27:07,209 What did I say? 417 00:27:08,585 --> 00:27:10,963 This wife of yours, she's got the giggles. 418 00:27:11,797 --> 00:27:14,216 - Can I be excused? - We just sat down! 419 00:27:14,383 --> 00:27:17,594 - How can you play if you don't eat? - You need protein. 420 00:27:17,803 --> 00:27:20,764 - No, I don't, because I quit. - You quit? 421 00:27:21,098 --> 00:27:23,642 With ally back, you can go to the states. 422 00:27:23,851 --> 00:27:26,395 She slits her wrists, and you think of a game? 423 00:27:26,603 --> 00:27:30,190 It wasn't like cobain. It was just a little suicidal gesture. 424 00:27:31,733 --> 00:27:34,027 - Come back here! - You're not excused! 425 00:27:34,319 --> 00:27:36,613 Let her go. Go ahead, honey! 426 00:27:36,822 --> 00:27:38,532 - Ma! - Why don't you butt out? 427 00:27:38,740 --> 00:27:41,618 You only act nice when you want to score points. 428 00:27:43,662 --> 00:27:46,999 I will not eat in this house. 429 00:27:47,249 --> 00:27:49,126 Junior, take me home. 430 00:27:49,835 --> 00:27:52,421 - I'm not finished. - She'll come back. 431 00:27:56,842 --> 00:28:01,138 The stukas and messerschmitts, they have command of the skies. 432 00:28:08,604 --> 00:28:09,938 I don't know. 433 00:28:10,439 --> 00:28:12,232 I'm glad Meadow quit. 434 00:28:12,482 --> 00:28:15,986 That coach pushes them to the brink. It's unhealthy. 435 00:28:16,737 --> 00:28:18,739 What do we mean when we say commitment? 436 00:28:19,364 --> 00:28:21,283 He thinks he can just walk away. 437 00:28:21,617 --> 00:28:23,243 Watch it, cowboy, don't start. 438 00:28:26,371 --> 00:28:29,374 - What's with you and uncle jun? - Don't bother that coach. 439 00:28:29,625 --> 00:28:32,836 - Come on. Tell me about uncle jun. - No, stop it! 440 00:28:33,128 --> 00:28:34,463 I can't! 441 00:28:34,755 --> 00:28:37,132 - Yes, you can. - All right. Okay. 442 00:28:39,968 --> 00:28:44,806 Gabby Dante's cousin and Bobbi go to the same nail parlor. 443 00:28:46,767 --> 00:28:50,229 And your uncle... No, I shouldn't say. I shouldn't! 444 00:28:50,812 --> 00:28:52,981 - Come on. - Okay, okay, okay. 445 00:28:56,318 --> 00:28:59,196 Well, let's just say... 446 00:28:59,446 --> 00:29:03,784 Your uncle has acquired a taste for her. 447 00:29:04,785 --> 00:29:05,994 Uncle jun gives head? 448 00:29:06,703 --> 00:29:07,788 World-class. 449 00:29:08,163 --> 00:29:11,583 - He whistles to the wheat field? - Don't be disgusting. 450 00:29:11,875 --> 00:29:15,295 - He's a bushman of the kalahari! - That's why I don't tell you. 451 00:29:15,504 --> 00:29:17,339 You don't know when to stop! 452 00:29:17,547 --> 00:29:19,508 My god, if this ever gets out... 453 00:29:19,800 --> 00:29:22,803 Yeah, like you don't do it. Or any of your friends. 454 00:29:23,011 --> 00:29:24,888 Bunch of hypocrites. 455 00:29:25,305 --> 00:29:29,017 What goes on in this bedroom stays here, and you know that. 456 00:29:29,434 --> 00:29:33,814 Once a year? I can resist the urge to gossip. 457 00:29:45,325 --> 00:29:48,036 Arthur? You're home? 458 00:29:48,245 --> 00:29:50,372 The grease in that frialator. 459 00:29:50,622 --> 00:29:53,417 I'm gonna smell like a cheap French fry forever. 460 00:29:53,834 --> 00:29:57,838 So this is why we scrimp and save to send our kids to that school? 461 00:29:58,046 --> 00:30:00,549 So our name is dragged through the mud? 462 00:30:01,049 --> 00:30:02,050 What? 463 00:30:02,384 --> 00:30:04,970 Shelly hauser called me this afternoon. 464 00:30:05,178 --> 00:30:09,057 Your friend sent some y.O.'S down there with a stolen TV set... 465 00:30:09,349 --> 00:30:11,184 To try and bribe the coach. 466 00:30:11,393 --> 00:30:13,645 From your friends at bada bing! 467 00:30:13,895 --> 00:30:18,984 As if a TV set is gonna get somewhere with a man like coach hauser. 468 00:30:19,192 --> 00:30:20,652 A TV set? 469 00:30:20,902 --> 00:30:25,240 Do you honestly believe that they're gonna stop there? 470 00:30:25,449 --> 00:30:28,076 They tried bribing this man. 471 00:30:28,618 --> 00:30:29,703 What's next? 472 00:30:30,245 --> 00:30:34,499 - Always with the extreme scenarios. - No, come on. Tell me, what's next? 473 00:30:34,708 --> 00:30:36,209 You grew up here. 474 00:30:36,418 --> 00:30:40,589 Don't pretend like you don't know what Tony soprano is capable of. 475 00:30:43,050 --> 00:30:44,259 Who is it? 476 00:30:44,468 --> 00:30:45,677 I found your dog. 477 00:30:53,268 --> 00:30:54,686 What? 478 00:30:54,895 --> 00:30:57,105 No, you're mistaken. My dog is upstairs. 479 00:30:57,272 --> 00:31:00,108 Golden retriever, blue nylon collar? 480 00:31:00,275 --> 00:31:01,818 Honey, who is it? 481 00:31:02,027 --> 00:31:03,028 Evening, ma'am. 482 00:31:05,822 --> 00:31:07,949 He has our dog. 483 00:31:08,200 --> 00:31:09,534 Where is petey? 484 00:31:09,743 --> 00:31:11,536 - He was locked in. - Come get him. 485 00:31:11,745 --> 00:31:13,997 I wouldn't want petey to get hit by a car. 486 00:31:31,640 --> 00:31:33,850 Petey, petey! 487 00:31:34,059 --> 00:31:35,435 You okay? Come here. 488 00:31:35,644 --> 00:31:37,479 What, no reward? 489 00:31:38,772 --> 00:31:41,441 Just kidding. I'm an animal lover. 490 00:31:43,777 --> 00:31:44,820 You okay, boy? 491 00:31:45,821 --> 00:31:47,823 Med, cheer up about the coach... 492 00:31:48,073 --> 00:31:50,867 Because I feel he'll reconsider the big move. 493 00:31:52,661 --> 00:31:54,121 Did you do something? 494 00:31:54,413 --> 00:31:55,831 What could I do? 495 00:31:56,039 --> 00:31:59,793 He's gonna stick around and finish what he started with the girls. 496 00:32:01,586 --> 00:32:02,838 That's it. 497 00:32:04,339 --> 00:32:05,715 Well, did I tell you? 498 00:32:11,847 --> 00:32:15,183 Develop some appreciation, because everyone helps you... 499 00:32:15,350 --> 00:32:17,644 And all you do is bitch and moan! 500 00:32:18,228 --> 00:32:22,023 This coach abandons his team, and your friends get all worked up. 501 00:32:22,232 --> 00:32:23,692 So I try to do something. 502 00:32:23,859 --> 00:32:25,861 Is that why you think we're upset? 503 00:32:26,027 --> 00:32:29,739 Because a coach who most of us can't even stand is leaving? 504 00:32:30,031 --> 00:32:33,410 You don't have to love him to be successful. 505 00:32:33,702 --> 00:32:35,370 "Catfish" hunter hated Billy Martin. 506 00:32:35,662 --> 00:32:38,999 Bill parcells' guys can't stand him, till they start to win. 507 00:32:39,291 --> 00:32:41,626 Coach hauser had sex with ally. 508 00:32:43,211 --> 00:32:44,212 What? 509 00:32:44,379 --> 00:32:48,842 That's why she cut herself. That's why I've been living at her house. 510 00:32:50,218 --> 00:32:52,596 All right, hold on a minute. 511 00:32:52,846 --> 00:32:54,097 Maybe... 512 00:32:56,850 --> 00:32:58,393 With ally? 513 00:32:59,227 --> 00:33:00,604 Meadow, this is horrible. 514 00:33:01,146 --> 00:33:04,858 This is also a serious accusation. What exactly did ally say? 515 00:33:05,108 --> 00:33:07,944 That they had sex, more than once... 516 00:33:08,153 --> 00:33:10,322 That she's not a virgin anymore! 517 00:33:13,200 --> 00:33:14,409 All right. 518 00:33:15,660 --> 00:33:17,954 Ally's a very pretty girl. 519 00:33:18,205 --> 00:33:19,623 Maybe there was... 520 00:33:19,873 --> 00:33:22,584 Maybe there was confusion. Maybe she wanted to... 521 00:33:22,792 --> 00:33:25,420 Look like she was sophisticated in your eyes. 522 00:33:27,839 --> 00:33:31,384 - What? - Tony, what if this had been Meadow? 523 00:33:31,801 --> 00:33:33,595 What kind of confusion? 524 00:33:33,762 --> 00:33:36,765 At her age? The coach shouldn't have been in any position... 525 00:33:37,015 --> 00:33:40,477 Where there's even a remote possibility of confusion! 526 00:33:41,895 --> 00:33:43,605 I'm losing my mind here. 527 00:33:43,897 --> 00:33:46,066 Go downstairs so me and Meadow can talk. 528 00:33:46,274 --> 00:33:48,401 Jesus fucking Christ! 529 00:33:50,570 --> 00:33:52,072 God, now what did I do? 530 00:33:53,114 --> 00:33:56,243 I only told so he wouldn't make coach hauser stay. 531 00:33:56,451 --> 00:33:59,788 Meadow, this is a horrible, horrible thing. 532 00:34:00,080 --> 00:34:03,208 She's in love with him. But he won't leave his wife. 533 00:34:03,500 --> 00:34:06,002 Leave his wife? Meadow! 534 00:34:08,129 --> 00:34:10,966 - Now, he didn't touch you, right? - No. 535 00:34:11,841 --> 00:34:12,926 What about deena? 536 00:34:13,176 --> 00:34:15,762 If she hears about her father, it'll destroy her. 537 00:34:16,012 --> 00:34:18,932 Tell dad to let him go anywhere he wants, okay? 538 00:34:19,182 --> 00:34:20,809 Come here. 539 00:34:28,441 --> 00:34:30,986 Moldonado and his brother, they'll handle it. 540 00:34:32,028 --> 00:34:33,863 Mol owes me a solid. 541 00:34:34,823 --> 00:34:38,451 No. No hired help. This is personal. 542 00:34:39,369 --> 00:34:41,037 I'm glad to hear you say that. 543 00:34:41,246 --> 00:34:43,873 I'm gonna give him a real after-school special. 544 00:34:47,752 --> 00:34:49,796 - You out of your mind? - What? 545 00:34:50,589 --> 00:34:54,467 You kidnapped the coach's dog. But if you do one more thing... 546 00:34:54,676 --> 00:34:58,263 Shut up, Arthur. You're five time zones behind your own ass. 547 00:34:58,471 --> 00:35:01,766 No, I'm fucking serious. You hear me, Tony? 548 00:35:03,184 --> 00:35:04,227 You're serious? 549 00:35:04,519 --> 00:35:05,770 Want to hear serious? 550 00:35:06,021 --> 00:35:08,023 Want to know what your coach did? 551 00:35:08,231 --> 00:35:12,819 He fucked little ally vandermeed and who knows who else he fucked. 552 00:35:13,403 --> 00:35:15,530 What are you talking about? Fucked? 553 00:35:18,742 --> 00:35:19,784 That's crazy. 554 00:35:20,201 --> 00:35:22,621 That's why that kid slit her wrist. 555 00:35:22,954 --> 00:35:24,581 And my daughter should know? 556 00:35:25,040 --> 00:35:27,709 She should have to think about that filth? 557 00:35:30,587 --> 00:35:32,714 That self-righteous prick put his dick... 558 00:35:32,964 --> 00:35:35,884 In my little girl's soccer teammate. 559 00:35:36,134 --> 00:35:39,220 Yeah. She's in 11th grade, for Christ sake! 560 00:35:39,429 --> 00:35:40,430 Oh, my god. 561 00:35:42,057 --> 00:35:45,352 Chiara. He drove her home one night when it was raining. 562 00:35:45,685 --> 00:35:47,020 Oh, my little girl. 563 00:35:47,228 --> 00:35:50,190 - Degenerate son of a bitch. - He deserves to die! 564 00:35:51,566 --> 00:35:52,734 Betraying children? 565 00:35:52,942 --> 00:35:56,071 Believe me, he ain't gonna be doing that shit no more. 566 00:35:56,363 --> 00:35:58,448 I guarantee you that. 567 00:36:18,593 --> 00:36:21,096 Nobody said to put my nephew under surveillance. 568 00:36:21,304 --> 00:36:23,932 I know, junior. I know. 569 00:36:24,349 --> 00:36:27,227 I wanted to be safe and I'm glad I was. 570 00:36:27,435 --> 00:36:30,438 Because your nephew isn'tjust at that titty bar... 571 00:36:30,730 --> 00:36:32,524 And going to soccer games. 572 00:36:32,774 --> 00:36:33,983 Go ahead. 573 00:36:34,275 --> 00:36:37,946 Twice last week he goes toward the medical center... 574 00:36:38,238 --> 00:36:39,447 And they lose him. 575 00:36:39,656 --> 00:36:41,032 A girlfriend. 576 00:36:42,784 --> 00:36:45,453 He's seeing this Russian slit very open. 577 00:36:45,662 --> 00:36:47,747 Your nephew is talking to the feds. 578 00:36:47,956 --> 00:36:51,668 Where else would he be going that requires such precautions? 579 00:36:51,876 --> 00:36:54,629 What the fuck else would be the big secret? 580 00:36:54,796 --> 00:36:56,673 What am I, a swami? 581 00:37:02,095 --> 00:37:04,973 How you doing? You're looking good. 582 00:37:05,306 --> 00:37:06,641 How you feel? 583 00:37:10,812 --> 00:37:12,480 You shanked it, sil. 584 00:37:12,772 --> 00:37:15,191 I still got the coach on my mind. 585 00:37:16,651 --> 00:37:20,447 We got fresh air, we got sunshine. Forget about that shit. 586 00:37:20,655 --> 00:37:22,240 Thank god for golf some days. 587 00:37:22,449 --> 00:37:24,576 I'm trying to concentrate here. 588 00:37:26,494 --> 00:37:28,496 Did you get any golf in at boca? 589 00:37:28,788 --> 00:37:30,999 Fucking manners, please! 590 00:37:35,462 --> 00:37:38,173 You play manatee, or what's that other one? 591 00:37:38,339 --> 00:37:42,927 Will you let the man tee off? You yap worse than six barbers! 592 00:37:43,344 --> 00:37:46,014 If you'd have shut up during that mountain lakes game... 593 00:37:46,222 --> 00:37:48,349 You wouldn't have missed that fly ball. 594 00:37:48,516 --> 00:37:50,518 I was ashamed to face my friends. 595 00:37:53,354 --> 00:37:55,231 Good, Mikey. Better. 596 00:37:55,482 --> 00:37:56,858 What do you mean, better? 597 00:37:57,150 --> 00:37:59,861 Well, you know, it's better. 598 00:38:05,992 --> 00:38:07,368 Whoa, junior! 599 00:38:07,744 --> 00:38:09,704 Whoa, junior, what? 600 00:38:10,622 --> 00:38:13,792 - Uncle jun's into muff. - What? 601 00:38:15,168 --> 00:38:18,087 Oh, did I say muff? I meant ruff. 602 00:38:22,217 --> 00:38:23,218 Good shot. 603 00:38:26,429 --> 00:38:29,557 What's that smell? Did you guys go to a Sushi bar? 604 00:38:29,766 --> 00:38:32,227 - What's he talking about? - I don't know. 605 00:38:32,519 --> 00:38:36,064 I thought you were a baccala man. What are you doing eating Sushi? 606 00:38:36,231 --> 00:38:38,900 You're fucking running off at the mouth. 607 00:38:47,325 --> 00:38:48,535 Listen, my friend. 608 00:38:48,743 --> 00:38:51,663 At least I can deal with my own problems. 609 00:38:51,830 --> 00:38:53,164 Unlike some I know. 610 00:38:53,414 --> 00:38:54,415 What's that mean? 611 00:38:54,624 --> 00:38:57,126 Take it however you want. Don't bullshit me. 612 00:38:57,544 --> 00:38:59,754 Guys, we here to play golf or what? 613 00:39:00,171 --> 00:39:01,381 Come on. 614 00:39:13,101 --> 00:39:15,228 Everybody's just so upset. 615 00:39:15,478 --> 00:39:19,482 The mother's on sedatives. She's completely unable to deal. 616 00:39:19,732 --> 00:39:21,985 The father lives in Europe somewhere. 617 00:39:22,235 --> 00:39:25,572 The little girl, ally, she thinks it's all her fault. 618 00:39:25,989 --> 00:39:28,616 Bastard. He won't get away with this! 619 00:39:28,825 --> 00:39:30,952 You got that right. 620 00:39:31,411 --> 00:39:32,620 What? 621 00:39:34,581 --> 00:39:37,041 Hand me that bottle of bug-b-gon, will you? 622 00:39:37,292 --> 00:39:38,626 Arthur, what? 623 00:39:41,921 --> 00:39:43,923 Something going on, Artie? 624 00:39:46,134 --> 00:39:48,386 Your mobster friend gonna do something? 625 00:39:50,972 --> 00:39:54,225 If I had any balls, I would do it myself. 626 00:39:54,517 --> 00:39:57,770 You do have balls. That's why you're not like him. 627 00:40:01,983 --> 00:40:04,068 This isn't making a slob take his hat off. 628 00:40:04,319 --> 00:40:08,448 This is beating a man to death or cutting his balls off, or what? 629 00:40:10,158 --> 00:40:12,243 You can't tell me he doesn't deserve it! 630 00:40:13,202 --> 00:40:14,662 Okay, but... 631 00:40:15,163 --> 00:40:17,582 Listen, think about what you're saying! 632 00:40:17,790 --> 00:40:19,542 Yeah, you tell me. 633 00:40:19,792 --> 00:40:23,296 Who's worse: Tony soprano or that child-molesting fuck? 634 00:40:24,088 --> 00:40:27,634 I trusted him. I'd like to rip his heart out of his chest! 635 00:40:27,842 --> 00:40:31,429 Jesus Christ, I cannot believe you only think about yourself! 636 00:40:31,763 --> 00:40:32,805 Myself? 637 00:40:33,973 --> 00:40:35,558 Myself? 638 00:40:36,225 --> 00:40:38,227 I resent that, Charmaine. 639 00:40:50,323 --> 00:40:53,242 Junior, what the fuck? What's the matter? 640 00:40:55,078 --> 00:40:57,330 What? That bullshit with the Sushi? 641 00:40:59,832 --> 00:41:03,586 No. I don't know what he was talking about. He babbles. 642 00:41:04,253 --> 00:41:05,755 - What? - You're another one! 643 00:41:06,005 --> 00:41:08,549 Me? He completely lacked respect. 644 00:41:08,800 --> 00:41:11,761 I'm tired of having to make excuses for him. 645 00:41:11,970 --> 00:41:14,764 - It isn't right. - Because he's a mental weakling. 646 00:41:14,973 --> 00:41:17,016 - I know. - You don't know shit! 647 00:41:22,188 --> 00:41:24,399 He's seeing a psychiatrist. 648 00:41:24,732 --> 00:41:25,942 How about that? 649 00:41:26,192 --> 00:41:30,279 My nephew is seeing a psychiatrist. It makes me want to cry. 650 00:41:30,446 --> 00:41:31,447 No shit? 651 00:41:31,823 --> 00:41:35,159 The indictment's being prepared. He's spilling his guts! 652 00:41:35,410 --> 00:41:37,036 I fucking knew it. 653 00:41:37,245 --> 00:41:39,914 No, you didn't know it. I just told you. 654 00:41:43,751 --> 00:41:46,462 God knows how much of our family business he has. 655 00:41:46,671 --> 00:41:49,674 - If the place is bugged...? - That's not admissible. 656 00:41:49,924 --> 00:41:54,470 It's that doctor-patient privilege. Just like us and melvoin. 657 00:41:54,762 --> 00:41:57,640 Melvoin's a lawyer. He's in the fucking ballpark. 658 00:41:57,849 --> 00:42:00,768 Suppose this shrink gets scared or something? 659 00:42:01,019 --> 00:42:03,604 Remember those two brothers in California? 660 00:42:03,855 --> 00:42:05,732 They whacked their parents? 661 00:42:05,940 --> 00:42:07,775 The shrink was in a witness chair. 662 00:42:09,569 --> 00:42:10,778 Shit. 663 00:42:14,115 --> 00:42:16,451 Anthony wants to play games, okay. 664 00:42:16,617 --> 00:42:18,411 I taught him games. 665 00:42:20,121 --> 00:42:22,623 I taught him how to play baseball. 666 00:42:26,627 --> 00:42:28,212 Talking about clipping him? 667 00:42:28,421 --> 00:42:30,423 Nobody would slap my wrist if I did. 668 00:42:33,259 --> 00:42:35,386 Guys in prison have done half the damage he has. 669 00:42:35,636 --> 00:42:39,390 The judicial system has improved in dealing with sexual predators. 670 00:42:39,599 --> 00:42:41,392 Oh, yeah. Let's impeach him. 671 00:42:41,601 --> 00:42:44,062 If you're telling me of intent to harm him... 672 00:42:44,312 --> 00:42:47,440 I must warn you of my duty to alert law enforcement. 673 00:42:47,648 --> 00:42:49,067 Why do I tell you anything? 674 00:42:49,317 --> 00:42:53,821 I'm interested in why you feel punishing this man falls upon you. 675 00:42:54,072 --> 00:42:56,115 - It doesn't fall upon you. - What? 676 00:42:56,365 --> 00:42:58,409 What would you do? You'd call the cops... 677 00:42:58,618 --> 00:43:01,245 Who'd get some judge, who'd give him counseling... 678 00:43:01,537 --> 00:43:05,958 To talk about his unhappy childhood, and we could have sympathy for him. 679 00:43:06,167 --> 00:43:08,169 Because he's the victim, right? 680 00:43:08,336 --> 00:43:11,047 You know what you do? You ignore the truth. 681 00:43:11,255 --> 00:43:13,466 Discredit psychology all you want. 682 00:43:13,758 --> 00:43:18,137 But I continue to ask the question. Why do you think you... 683 00:43:19,055 --> 00:43:21,682 Always have to set things right? 684 00:43:29,941 --> 00:43:32,193 Hey, Paulie, is Tony in? 685 00:43:33,986 --> 00:43:35,279 I got to talk to you. 686 00:43:35,488 --> 00:43:36,614 I'm busy right now. 687 00:43:37,281 --> 00:43:38,407 I got to talk to you. 688 00:43:40,034 --> 00:43:43,204 All right. We'll finish later, all right? 689 00:43:55,383 --> 00:43:56,801 Come on in. 690 00:44:04,225 --> 00:44:08,437 It's about the thing. 691 00:44:08,729 --> 00:44:09,856 You know what? 692 00:44:10,898 --> 00:44:15,319 - Nothing's happened yet, has it? - Just got to make the call. 693 00:44:15,945 --> 00:44:18,739 - I'm savoring the moment. - Call it off. 694 00:44:19,073 --> 00:44:21,117 Don't worry about it. 695 00:44:21,367 --> 00:44:22,660 You don't go near this. 696 00:44:22,910 --> 00:44:25,580 I don't care about that. It's wrong, Tony. 697 00:44:26,247 --> 00:44:29,417 - You can't do it. - It's wrong? 698 00:44:29,667 --> 00:44:30,751 What he did isn't? 699 00:44:31,127 --> 00:44:33,254 I'm begging you. I hate the guy too. 700 00:44:34,964 --> 00:44:36,215 What do you want to do? 701 00:44:37,758 --> 00:44:39,969 Want to call the cops? Here's the phone. 702 00:44:41,470 --> 00:44:42,471 They'll arrest him. 703 00:44:42,972 --> 00:44:45,600 And he'll get out in two years and move north. 704 00:44:45,808 --> 00:44:46,934 And then? 705 00:44:47,143 --> 00:44:49,687 He'll teach girls' soccer and start all over. 706 00:44:49,896 --> 00:44:53,608 You don't think I want to rip him apart like a chicken? 707 00:44:53,900 --> 00:44:57,612 I drove by his house. I almost got out. 708 00:44:58,779 --> 00:44:59,780 But you didn't. 709 00:45:00,615 --> 00:45:02,825 Something happens to him, who does it help? 710 00:45:03,117 --> 00:45:05,828 His daughter? That girl? 711 00:45:06,037 --> 00:45:07,413 No. You, Tony. 712 00:45:07,622 --> 00:45:12,752 And silvio and me and whoever. It's just gonna make us feel better. 713 00:45:13,127 --> 00:45:17,632 So don't even think about calling this justice. Leave it to the cops. 714 00:45:17,924 --> 00:45:20,009 Look, let me ask you a question. 715 00:45:20,218 --> 00:45:23,638 Who are you, coming in here talking to me like this?! 716 00:45:24,722 --> 00:45:27,850 Now, your boyfriend is finished. You deal with it! 717 00:45:28,142 --> 00:45:29,143 Okay? 718 00:45:29,393 --> 00:45:31,604 Tony, don't do it. 719 00:45:31,812 --> 00:45:33,272 This is me asking you. 720 00:45:33,481 --> 00:45:35,024 Why don't you get out?! 721 00:45:35,233 --> 00:45:36,651 Come on. 722 00:45:36,859 --> 00:45:38,819 Get the fuck out, go! 723 00:45:38,986 --> 00:45:40,404 Let's go! 724 00:45:40,655 --> 00:45:42,240 Come on, come on! 725 00:47:01,319 --> 00:47:03,821 Corrado? 726 00:47:04,030 --> 00:47:07,616 I was worried! You usually call me when you're this late. 727 00:47:08,409 --> 00:47:13,247 I bought us some barbecued chicken, salad and lemon meringue pie. 728 00:47:13,497 --> 00:47:15,166 But I got hungry and ate. 729 00:47:15,416 --> 00:47:17,543 Did I tell you to keep your mouth shut?! 730 00:47:18,127 --> 00:47:21,047 Did I tell you to keep your goddamn mouth shut?! 731 00:47:21,422 --> 00:47:22,923 Don't hit me! 732 00:47:40,608 --> 00:47:42,735 You stupid fucking blabbermouth cunt! 733 00:47:44,362 --> 00:47:46,197 I don't understand! 734 00:47:46,530 --> 00:47:50,951 Get your pencils and your crap and don't be here tomorrow! 735 00:47:52,036 --> 00:47:53,871 No, corrado. Don't leave. 736 00:47:54,205 --> 00:47:56,207 I love you! 737 00:47:57,875 --> 00:48:00,211 I am so sorry! 738 00:48:00,836 --> 00:48:02,588 No, corrado! 739 00:48:23,984 --> 00:48:25,945 - Yeah? - You there at the place? 740 00:48:26,153 --> 00:48:27,363 Is he in the house? 741 00:48:27,613 --> 00:48:30,491 Fuck it. Walk away. 742 00:48:30,699 --> 00:48:32,368 Just walk away. Don't do it. 743 00:48:34,829 --> 00:48:35,830 All right. 744 00:48:36,038 --> 00:48:38,833 - Leave it alone. - Yeah. No problem. 745 00:48:39,166 --> 00:48:41,961 Son of a bitch! 746 00:48:42,169 --> 00:48:45,172 Colleagues and neighbors were shocked... 747 00:48:45,381 --> 00:48:48,175 To hear of charges brought against hauser... 748 00:48:48,384 --> 00:48:51,762 Coach of the verbum dei high school girls' soccer team. 749 00:48:52,012 --> 00:48:54,598 Alerted by a friend of the alleged victim... 750 00:48:54,849 --> 00:48:57,226 Whose name cannot be revealed... 751 00:48:57,601 --> 00:49:00,062 Police issued a warrant for his arrest. 752 00:49:14,493 --> 00:49:19,540 Tony, Jesus! You smell like lord calvert. 753 00:49:42,646 --> 00:49:44,440 What is with you tonight? 754 00:49:48,444 --> 00:49:49,528 What is this? 755 00:49:51,155 --> 00:49:52,448 Jesus! 756 00:49:52,740 --> 00:49:54,074 Mixed with alcohol! 757 00:49:54,366 --> 00:49:57,203 Tony, that's wonderful. Happy trails. 758 00:49:57,411 --> 00:49:58,996 Here, let's get you to bed. 759 00:50:05,252 --> 00:50:06,670 I didn't hurt nobody. 760 00:50:20,476 --> 00:50:25,356 Call the shrink. Tell her the town's going to give her a fucking bonus.