1 00:01:54,531 --> 00:01:55,699 How'd it go? 2 00:01:55,991 --> 00:01:59,119 They've got a 48 to 52 male/female ratio, which is great. 3 00:01:59,369 --> 00:02:02,831 A strong liberal arts program and the Olin arts center for music. 4 00:02:03,040 --> 00:02:05,334 The usual programs abroad are China, India... 5 00:02:05,542 --> 00:02:07,836 You're just applying. Already you're leaving? 6 00:02:08,045 --> 00:02:10,672 It's an option, dad. Junior year. 7 00:02:10,922 --> 00:02:14,343 What'll you study in India? How not to get diarrhea? 8 00:02:14,926 --> 00:02:18,138 They don't require sat scores, but mine are high. 9 00:02:18,430 --> 00:02:19,931 Socially, I don't know. 10 00:02:20,182 --> 00:02:21,850 I heard there's a saying: 11 00:02:22,059 --> 00:02:25,646 "Bates is the world's most expensive form of contraception." 12 00:02:25,979 --> 00:02:27,314 What kind of talk is that? 13 00:02:27,522 --> 00:02:29,858 The girls at the other colleges put out? 14 00:02:30,359 --> 00:02:31,443 Oh, my god. 15 00:02:35,322 --> 00:02:36,740 It's pretty, huh? 16 00:02:40,369 --> 00:02:41,953 Two to go. Colby up. 17 00:02:44,247 --> 00:02:46,958 Dad, how come you didn't finish college? 18 00:02:47,209 --> 00:02:49,461 I had a semester and a half at seton hall. 19 00:02:50,170 --> 00:02:51,463 Yeah, and...? 20 00:02:52,756 --> 00:02:54,883 My parents didn't stress college. 21 00:02:55,092 --> 00:02:57,094 They were working-class people. 22 00:02:57,344 --> 00:02:59,596 How come they were anti-education? 23 00:02:59,805 --> 00:03:01,932 They weren't "anti." 24 00:03:02,599 --> 00:03:04,810 You can't lay it all off on them. 25 00:03:05,310 --> 00:03:07,521 I got into trouble when I was a kid. 26 00:03:07,813 --> 00:03:09,690 - I heard. - You did? 27 00:03:10,273 --> 00:03:12,317 In watervil/e, dine at the stone house. 28 00:03:12,609 --> 00:03:15,237 Serving the freshest Maine lobsters. 29 00:03:15,487 --> 00:03:18,657 Come see our new salad bar, featuring a wonderful... 30 00:03:30,293 --> 00:03:31,586 Are you in the mafia? 31 00:03:34,172 --> 00:03:37,467 - Am I in the what? - Whatever, organized crime? 32 00:03:40,470 --> 00:03:42,305 That's crap. Who told you that? 33 00:03:42,472 --> 00:03:44,474 I've lived in the house all my life. 34 00:03:44,683 --> 00:03:47,769 I've seen police come, I've seen you go out at 3 am. 35 00:03:47,978 --> 00:03:51,481 You never seen doc cusamano go out at 3 am. On a call? 36 00:03:51,732 --> 00:03:54,276 The cusamano kids ever find $50,000... 37 00:03:54,526 --> 00:03:57,154 And a .45 while hunting for easter eggs? 38 00:03:57,362 --> 00:04:01,158 In the waste management business, everybody assumes you're mobbed up. 39 00:04:01,366 --> 00:04:04,119 It's a stereotype, and it's offensive. 40 00:04:04,327 --> 00:04:06,496 You're the last person I want to perpetuate it. 41 00:04:06,830 --> 00:04:08,123 Fine. 42 00:04:11,251 --> 00:04:12,919 There is no mafia. 43 00:04:21,720 --> 00:04:23,346 All right, look... 44 00:04:24,347 --> 00:04:26,516 Med, you're a grown woman. 45 00:04:26,683 --> 00:04:28,143 Almost. 46 00:04:29,686 --> 00:04:31,521 Some of my money... 47 00:04:32,522 --> 00:04:35,525 Comes from illegal gambling and whatnot. 48 00:04:41,990 --> 00:04:43,533 How does that make you feel? 49 00:04:44,910 --> 00:04:47,537 At least you don't keep denying it like mom. 50 00:04:48,371 --> 00:04:50,248 Kids in school think it's neat. 51 00:04:50,457 --> 00:04:52,042 Seen the godfather, right? 52 00:04:52,292 --> 00:04:55,545 Casino we like. Sharon stone, '70s clothes, pills. 53 00:04:55,879 --> 00:04:59,090 I'm not asking about those bums. I'm asking about you. 54 00:04:59,508 --> 00:05:01,927 Sometimes I wish you were like other dads. 55 00:05:02,219 --> 00:05:05,722 But then like, Mr. Scangarelo, for example. 56 00:05:05,931 --> 00:05:10,227 An advertising executive for big tobacco. Or lawyers? Ugh. 57 00:05:10,435 --> 00:05:12,813 - So many dads are full of shit. - I'm not? 58 00:05:13,271 --> 00:05:15,732 You finally told the truth about this. 59 00:05:20,278 --> 00:05:24,908 Look, med, part of my income comes from legitimate businesses. 60 00:05:25,075 --> 00:05:26,326 The stock market... 61 00:05:26,618 --> 00:05:30,497 Look, dad, please. Don't start mealy-mouthing. 62 00:05:37,838 --> 00:05:39,089 How's my sweetheart? 63 00:05:39,256 --> 00:05:42,092 I'm so pissed, I can hardly see. 64 00:05:42,300 --> 00:05:43,593 You getting the flu? 65 00:05:43,927 --> 00:05:47,097 - No. That's my cousin, Svetlana. - The amputee? 66 00:05:47,305 --> 00:05:51,351 Two months she's only in america, and she's already getting married. 67 00:05:51,643 --> 00:05:55,105 You knew the deal. I got two kids. We talked about this. 68 00:05:55,272 --> 00:05:59,943 Yes, and a wife whenever you want. What do I have in my life? 69 00:06:00,151 --> 00:06:01,444 Am I glad I called. 70 00:06:01,611 --> 00:06:04,114 Fuck you, then! Hang up! 71 00:06:04,406 --> 00:06:06,283 How are the whirlpool jets? 72 00:06:06,533 --> 00:06:09,411 Don't throw up in my face things you buy me. 73 00:06:10,412 --> 00:06:13,415 Her prosthetic leg fell off in a gap store... 74 00:06:13,707 --> 00:06:16,960 And he carries her out like a knight... 75 00:06:17,210 --> 00:06:19,212 In a white satin armor. 76 00:06:20,463 --> 00:06:22,632 I gotta go, my daughter's coming. 77 00:06:24,801 --> 00:06:26,469 Jesus! 78 00:06:34,895 --> 00:06:36,021 How you feeling? 79 00:06:36,229 --> 00:06:40,942 Better, actually. Feverjust broke. I miss you two. 80 00:06:41,234 --> 00:06:44,487 - How's the interviews going? - Good, real good. 81 00:06:44,696 --> 00:06:45,947 Did she like bates? 82 00:06:46,990 --> 00:06:50,243 Anything to get her off of this Berkeley kick. 83 00:06:51,036 --> 00:06:52,996 What the fuck? 84 00:06:53,747 --> 00:06:55,665 Tony? 85 00:06:57,792 --> 00:07:00,003 Look, I'll call you from the motel. 86 00:07:15,685 --> 00:07:17,187 Meadow! Come on! 87 00:07:25,862 --> 00:07:29,866 - Come on, get in. - Okay, okay, what's the rush? 88 00:07:32,035 --> 00:07:34,037 Jesus, dad! 89 00:07:40,043 --> 00:07:41,544 What's going on? 90 00:07:42,712 --> 00:07:44,381 I think I saw an old friend. 91 00:07:44,714 --> 00:07:46,549 You know that guy? 92 00:07:47,092 --> 00:07:49,344 Maybe not. Probably not. 93 00:07:49,552 --> 00:07:51,179 Then what? 94 00:07:51,429 --> 00:07:53,932 Dad, slow down! 95 00:07:58,645 --> 00:08:01,272 - Jesus, what's with you?! - It's all right. 96 00:08:01,481 --> 00:08:03,400 Fucking maniac! 97 00:08:04,192 --> 00:08:06,903 - What's going on? - Just fooling around. 98 00:08:12,575 --> 00:08:14,244 Colby! Turn! 99 00:08:14,494 --> 00:08:16,413 Colby! Turn left, it's left! 100 00:08:21,334 --> 00:08:23,253 That's because you're talking. 101 00:08:30,719 --> 00:08:32,846 This gets us to Colby anyhow. 102 00:08:37,225 --> 00:08:38,476 Dad, that's our motel. 103 00:08:39,894 --> 00:08:41,604 Our motel's right there. 104 00:08:47,485 --> 00:08:50,071 - Did you know that guy? - It wasn't him. 105 00:09:02,459 --> 00:09:03,501 Bada-bing. 106 00:09:03,793 --> 00:09:05,128 Take this number down. 107 00:09:05,295 --> 00:09:06,629 Now? It's pouring. 108 00:09:12,844 --> 00:09:17,432 Bonjour. Room service est arrive. 109 00:09:21,895 --> 00:09:24,314 Why, thank you, kind sir. 110 00:09:30,028 --> 00:09:31,988 What? You said poached eggs. 111 00:09:33,698 --> 00:09:35,992 You're not eating, after all that work? 112 00:09:36,201 --> 00:09:38,870 My eyes were bigger than my stomach. 113 00:09:46,753 --> 00:09:49,714 Why don't you go over to Jason's, play Nintendo. 114 00:09:51,883 --> 00:09:55,136 Nope, no kisses. Cooties. 115 00:09:55,303 --> 00:09:56,846 I'll be back in an hour. 116 00:09:57,055 --> 00:09:58,473 Okay. 117 00:10:11,778 --> 00:10:14,114 Oh, motherfucker. 118 00:10:15,782 --> 00:10:17,784 Motherfucking shit. 119 00:10:21,496 --> 00:10:24,541 I'm not sure, but I think I saw fabian petrulio. 120 00:10:24,749 --> 00:10:27,043 - Refresh my memory. - Before your time? 121 00:10:27,293 --> 00:10:30,797 Made guy, flipped 10 years ago. He got busted for peddling h. 122 00:10:31,089 --> 00:10:32,715 Took out a lot of people. 123 00:10:32,966 --> 00:10:34,551 People from our outfit. 124 00:10:34,759 --> 00:10:37,887 My old man was sick. He never recovered when he heard. 125 00:10:38,138 --> 00:10:39,389 You saw this guy? 126 00:10:39,597 --> 00:10:42,100 I'm saying I think I did, but I'm not sure. 127 00:10:42,350 --> 00:10:44,144 Up in Maine? What the fuck? 128 00:10:44,352 --> 00:10:47,063 He was in the witness-protection program. Then they kicked him out. 129 00:10:47,272 --> 00:10:49,566 He goes to colleges and gets paid... 130 00:10:49,774 --> 00:10:51,901 To talk about what a big mafioso he was. 131 00:10:52,110 --> 00:10:53,153 Piece of shit. 132 00:10:53,361 --> 00:10:56,156 We partied, but Jackie aprile knew him good. 133 00:10:56,489 --> 00:10:58,491 They did time in lewisburg. 134 00:10:58,741 --> 00:11:01,744 You know that bust in his rec room with Sinatra? 135 00:11:02,036 --> 00:11:04,038 Febbie made it in a prison workshop. 136 00:11:04,247 --> 00:11:07,917 That was frank? I always thought it was Shaquille. 137 00:11:08,251 --> 00:11:10,253 Fucker needs to practice on lips. 138 00:11:10,420 --> 00:11:13,256 I know. Anyway, run these plates for me. 139 00:11:14,674 --> 00:11:15,925 Go ahead. 140 00:11:16,176 --> 00:11:20,930 "Maine, dx66920," call you back tonight at 10, all right? 141 00:11:24,767 --> 00:11:26,769 What's wrong with the phone in your room? 142 00:11:27,061 --> 00:11:31,274 Nothing. Just taking a walk, saw it, figured I'd call Christopher. 143 00:11:31,566 --> 00:11:32,775 - Oh, yeah? - Yeah. 144 00:11:32,942 --> 00:11:34,277 Everything okay? 145 00:11:34,444 --> 00:11:36,946 They got a leak in the roof, all right? 146 00:11:42,285 --> 00:11:45,371 - Who is it? - Father Phil. 147 00:11:45,788 --> 00:11:49,709 Just a second. Oh, Jesus. 148 00:12:13,441 --> 00:12:18,029 - Oh, my god. Look at you! - I hope I'm not barging in. 149 00:12:18,279 --> 00:12:20,448 No. I was watching TV. 150 00:12:20,740 --> 00:12:24,077 I was at the clothing drive. I thought you were in Maine. 151 00:12:24,285 --> 00:12:27,956 Your moschino peddle-pusher suit, it flew out of there. 152 00:12:28,248 --> 00:12:30,083 Good, good, good! 153 00:12:30,291 --> 00:12:32,752 Anyway, Jean cusamano said you were ill. 154 00:12:32,961 --> 00:12:35,588 Yes, I was. The flu that was going around. 155 00:12:35,880 --> 00:12:39,342 - Yipes! - Yeah, I still have a little fever. 156 00:12:39,592 --> 00:12:42,762 I also have a confession to make, carm. 157 00:12:46,891 --> 00:12:49,978 I have a Jones for your baked ziti. 158 00:12:50,561 --> 00:12:53,481 I have some in the freezer. I can reheat it. 159 00:12:53,690 --> 00:12:55,692 It's so much better that way. 160 00:12:56,025 --> 00:12:58,987 - The mozzarella gets nice and chewy. - I like that. 161 00:12:59,195 --> 00:13:02,282 I was having some fernet. Would you like something? 162 00:13:02,740 --> 00:13:04,117 Some wine, if it's open. 163 00:13:05,201 --> 00:13:07,662 So how's med and Tony's trip going? 164 00:13:07,912 --> 00:13:12,333 I should know? He doesn't have time to talk to me for two minutes. 165 00:13:18,464 --> 00:13:20,717 Stop staring. Why are you doing that? 166 00:13:21,926 --> 00:13:23,136 It's an exciting time. 167 00:13:24,137 --> 00:13:25,930 I can't tell you how proud I am. 168 00:13:26,264 --> 00:13:28,891 A real student at case soprano. 169 00:13:29,475 --> 00:13:32,437 And she looks like a model out of Italian vogue. 170 00:13:32,645 --> 00:13:35,315 Italian, Italian, Italian. Thank you. 171 00:13:37,483 --> 00:13:39,152 You're up to something. 172 00:13:40,528 --> 00:13:42,530 How'd you get so cynical? 173 00:13:48,328 --> 00:13:51,539 That stuff we talked about. How's that sitting with you? 174 00:13:52,248 --> 00:13:54,334 Not like I wasn't 90% sure already. 175 00:13:54,542 --> 00:13:57,086 What about your brother? Does he know? 176 00:14:00,131 --> 00:14:03,843 There was a time when Italian people didn't have a lot of options. 177 00:14:04,635 --> 00:14:06,929 You mean like Mario cuomo? 178 00:14:07,764 --> 00:14:09,015 Sorry. 179 00:14:12,101 --> 00:14:13,853 I put food on the table. 180 00:14:14,103 --> 00:14:17,273 My father was in it, my uncle was in it. 181 00:14:17,482 --> 00:14:20,318 Maybe I was too lazy to think for myself. 182 00:14:20,610 --> 00:14:24,113 Considered myself a rebel. 183 00:14:24,280 --> 00:14:28,034 Being a rebel in my family would have been selling patio furniture. 184 00:14:30,495 --> 00:14:33,039 In college, nothing interested you? 185 00:14:33,873 --> 00:14:35,500 I barely got in. 186 00:14:36,501 --> 00:14:39,128 Well, I kind of liked history. 187 00:14:39,504 --> 00:14:40,588 Yeah? 188 00:14:41,464 --> 00:14:43,883 Napoleon, the Roman empire. 189 00:14:44,133 --> 00:14:46,260 The potsdam conference, that stuff. 190 00:14:46,469 --> 00:14:47,845 The potsdam conference? 191 00:14:48,388 --> 00:14:51,849 - Potsdamned if I know now. - Oh, my god. 192 00:14:57,271 --> 00:14:59,190 I have something to tell you. 193 00:15:00,483 --> 00:15:01,818 Yeah? 194 00:15:04,654 --> 00:15:05,905 You're not...? 195 00:15:06,197 --> 00:15:07,824 No. Jesus. 196 00:15:11,536 --> 00:15:16,541 A couple of weeks ago, me and some friends, we were doing speed. 197 00:15:16,833 --> 00:15:19,335 - We did a lot for a while. - You what? 198 00:15:20,294 --> 00:15:24,841 It was just between homework and sats and the general pressure of life... 199 00:15:25,007 --> 00:15:26,217 We needed something. 200 00:15:26,509 --> 00:15:28,511 - That crap'll kill you! - I know. 201 00:15:28,845 --> 00:15:31,222 I ought to slap you. Where'd you get it? 202 00:15:31,514 --> 00:15:33,933 If I knew I'd get a lecture, I wouldn't have told. 203 00:15:34,225 --> 00:15:37,728 Reality check! What do you think I'd say? Where did you get it? 204 00:15:38,020 --> 00:15:40,857 I'm not telling. Especially after this reaction. 205 00:15:41,107 --> 00:15:42,567 Why did you tell me? 206 00:15:44,694 --> 00:15:46,863 You were honest with me today. 207 00:15:47,113 --> 00:15:49,240 I won't do it again. It got too scary. 208 00:15:50,533 --> 00:15:52,910 Jesus, right under my nose. 209 00:15:53,578 --> 00:15:54,745 You'd think you'd know. 210 00:15:56,247 --> 00:15:58,040 No, dad. You won't. 211 00:16:05,006 --> 00:16:08,301 Well, I'm glad you told me. In spite of everything. 212 00:16:08,885 --> 00:16:12,722 I'm glad too. I'm glad we have that kind of relationship. 213 00:16:21,063 --> 00:16:23,149 Tony hates building fires. 214 00:16:23,399 --> 00:16:27,528 We have this beautiful fireplace with logs from when Lincoln split them. 215 00:16:28,154 --> 00:16:30,865 Fear of fire is good to keep out of hell. 216 00:16:32,158 --> 00:16:34,368 Well, maybe there is hope for him. 217 00:16:35,244 --> 00:16:39,415 I got something for you. It's what we were talking about. 218 00:16:39,749 --> 00:16:42,084 The chapter on buddhism is spectacular. 219 00:16:42,335 --> 00:16:44,587 But I don't want you going over to them. 220 00:16:44,837 --> 00:16:49,050 Fat chance. I could neverjust sit on the floor and think of nothing. 221 00:16:49,258 --> 00:16:51,177 - Thank you. - Sure. 222 00:16:51,511 --> 00:16:56,599 You'll see how islam has gotten a bad rap in current culture... 223 00:16:57,099 --> 00:17:00,603 Boy, this chianti, though, is beyond reproach. 224 00:17:00,770 --> 00:17:02,313 Word up. 225 00:17:06,859 --> 00:17:08,945 - Dad. - I thought you fell in. 226 00:17:11,822 --> 00:17:13,282 This is Carrie and Lucinda. 227 00:17:13,950 --> 00:17:15,201 They go to Colby. 228 00:17:15,451 --> 00:17:17,245 Why not hang out with them? 229 00:17:17,703 --> 00:17:18,704 Dad. 230 00:17:18,996 --> 00:17:21,082 What better way to learn about the college? 231 00:17:21,666 --> 00:17:23,459 Yeah, maybe. 232 00:17:23,668 --> 00:17:25,253 No, that'd be cool. 233 00:17:25,503 --> 00:17:26,712 Please excuse him. 234 00:17:26,963 --> 00:17:29,507 No, really, we love to dish the school. 235 00:17:30,716 --> 00:17:32,260 Go ahead. 236 00:17:33,302 --> 00:17:36,639 No drinking. Girls, you see that she sticks to cokes. 237 00:17:37,557 --> 00:17:40,268 I'll come back in an hour and a half. Be good. 238 00:17:48,067 --> 00:17:50,069 - What have you got? - Wet shoes. 239 00:17:50,278 --> 00:17:53,239 Don't want to work in the rain, try out for the Yankees. 240 00:17:53,489 --> 00:17:55,866 The car is registered to fredrick Peters... 241 00:17:56,117 --> 00:17:58,911 38 Washington street, waterville, Maine. 242 00:17:59,161 --> 00:18:01,247 It's off route 201. I looked it up. 243 00:18:01,831 --> 00:18:06,002 Fredrick Peters, fabian petrulio. Good match, huh? 244 00:18:06,168 --> 00:18:09,714 I guess, I don't know. T, what are you going to do? 245 00:18:10,381 --> 00:18:13,718 I don't know. I got Meadow here. 246 00:18:14,010 --> 00:18:15,219 Jesus. 247 00:18:15,469 --> 00:18:18,055 If you want, I'll fly up and take care of it. 248 00:18:19,015 --> 00:18:20,224 Ah, you're a good kid. 249 00:18:20,725 --> 00:18:22,852 You stay put. Call pussy or Paulie. 250 00:18:23,060 --> 00:18:25,688 - They can but I can't? - Don't be sensitive. 251 00:18:25,855 --> 00:18:28,107 They had a friend die in prison due to him. 252 00:18:28,399 --> 00:18:29,567 I'll let them know. 253 00:18:29,734 --> 00:18:32,862 I gotta do my homework and positively I.D. This guy. 254 00:18:33,112 --> 00:18:34,530 I thought it was him. 255 00:18:34,739 --> 00:18:36,866 I haven't seen him in 12 years. 256 00:18:37,533 --> 00:18:40,620 I'll call you around midnight. Sit tight. 257 00:18:47,877 --> 00:18:49,754 You think I'm a schnorrer? 258 00:18:50,046 --> 00:18:51,422 A who? 259 00:18:51,631 --> 00:18:56,427 Yiddish. Means somebody who always shows up in time for free grub. 260 00:18:57,053 --> 00:18:58,721 No, you're here a lot. 261 00:18:59,055 --> 00:19:01,432 But you're a man, you like to eat. 262 00:19:03,476 --> 00:19:05,686 I can't get over you with that yiddish. 263 00:19:05,978 --> 00:19:10,733 My neighborhood in yonkers was mixed Jewish and Italian, you know? 264 00:19:11,567 --> 00:19:13,027 A heady brew. 265 00:19:13,235 --> 00:19:14,737 What does that mean, "heady"? 266 00:19:15,029 --> 00:19:18,991 You know, melting pot. Vigor. 267 00:19:26,248 --> 00:19:27,750 I'm calling for Tony soprano. 268 00:19:28,084 --> 00:19:29,502 Cajun stuffed olives? 269 00:19:29,752 --> 00:19:31,003 Who can I say is calling? 270 00:19:31,212 --> 00:19:32,588 This is Dr. Melfi. 271 00:19:33,005 --> 00:19:34,256 His nurse? 272 00:19:34,507 --> 00:19:37,259 No, is this Mrs. Soprano? 273 00:19:37,843 --> 00:19:39,512 That's right, and you are? 274 00:19:39,720 --> 00:19:41,639 Jennifer melfi. Dr. Melfi? 275 00:19:41,889 --> 00:19:44,225 Jennifer, lovely name. 276 00:19:45,643 --> 00:19:46,644 He's not home. 277 00:19:46,894 --> 00:19:50,064 Could I impose on you to tell him... 278 00:19:50,272 --> 00:19:54,360 I need to reschedule Monday's appointment? I'm down with the flu. 279 00:19:54,568 --> 00:19:55,945 Does he have your number? 280 00:19:56,237 --> 00:19:57,863 Let me give it to you. 281 00:19:58,072 --> 00:20:00,574 I lost my pencil, up his ass. 282 00:20:00,783 --> 00:20:02,535 I '/I tell him you called. 283 00:20:10,668 --> 00:20:12,670 Why does he have to lie? 284 00:20:13,379 --> 00:20:16,465 Why couldn't he tell me his therapist is a woman? 285 00:20:16,716 --> 00:20:19,719 Maybe he did tell you, and you didn't hear him. 286 00:20:20,761 --> 00:20:23,597 Why wouldn't he tell me, unless he's screwing her? 287 00:20:23,806 --> 00:20:25,891 Carmela, please. 288 00:20:26,892 --> 00:20:28,561 I thought he was changing. 289 00:20:28,978 --> 00:20:33,315 I thought therapy would help clear up the fucking freak show in his head. 290 00:20:33,482 --> 00:20:36,193 I'm sure you're wrong about them. 291 00:20:36,944 --> 00:20:39,071 Therapy is a start. It's a good start. 292 00:20:39,321 --> 00:20:42,491 But, yes, it doesn't fix the soul. 293 00:20:42,783 --> 00:20:45,828 He'll need help from other sources to repair that. 294 00:20:46,120 --> 00:20:48,497 Then you talk to him! You help him! 295 00:20:48,748 --> 00:20:50,791 But, well, there you go. 296 00:20:51,000 --> 00:20:52,918 I mean, will he listen? 297 00:20:55,504 --> 00:20:57,506 He must be a very unhappy man. 298 00:20:57,715 --> 00:21:02,219 He's unhappy?! Sleep is my number one... ah, shit! 299 00:21:03,846 --> 00:21:05,556 Why go into it? 300 00:21:28,204 --> 00:21:30,873 - Mommy! - Yes, bear? 301 00:21:31,123 --> 00:21:33,292 Would you put me to bed? I'm scared. 302 00:21:33,501 --> 00:21:35,127 Sure, honey, hold on. 303 00:21:35,586 --> 00:21:38,547 - I thought she was sleeping. - Well, she woke up. 304 00:21:38,756 --> 00:21:41,801 Daddy's gonna come too. We'll both put you to bed. 305 00:21:41,967 --> 00:21:43,803 - Hurry, daddy. - Yeah, yeah. 306 00:22:18,879 --> 00:22:22,049 These red pepper flakes make all the difference. 307 00:22:22,424 --> 00:22:23,759 Spicy. 308 00:22:23,926 --> 00:22:29,098 As good as willem dafoe was, I cannot picture that Jesus looked like him. 309 00:22:29,557 --> 00:22:31,183 Could you pass the cheese? 310 00:22:32,059 --> 00:22:33,936 Not that he didn't do well... 311 00:22:34,103 --> 00:22:35,938 But the story's confusing. 312 00:22:36,188 --> 00:22:38,732 He gets down off the cross? 313 00:22:41,277 --> 00:22:43,404 Originally, Bobby d. Was to have that role. 314 00:22:43,779 --> 00:22:45,072 Really? 315 00:22:45,948 --> 00:22:47,199 Different picture. 316 00:22:47,491 --> 00:22:49,285 Oh, totally. 317 00:22:50,953 --> 00:22:52,788 "You talking to me, pilate? 318 00:22:52,955 --> 00:22:56,292 You must be talking to me. I don't see nobody else here... 319 00:22:56,500 --> 00:22:59,003 Except barabbas, here." 320 00:22:59,503 --> 00:23:01,297 You know what's remarkable? 321 00:23:01,505 --> 00:23:04,466 If you take everything Jesus ever said, add it up... 322 00:23:04,633 --> 00:23:06,635 It amounts to two hours of talk. 323 00:23:08,345 --> 00:23:10,848 I heard the same thing about the Beatles. 324 00:23:11,140 --> 00:23:14,768 Except if you add up all their songs, it comes to 10 hours. 325 00:23:22,776 --> 00:23:25,321 It wasn't just what Christ said, it was his deeds. 326 00:23:26,113 --> 00:23:27,948 See, that's my question. 327 00:23:28,157 --> 00:23:31,869 I understand what he did, but a lot of what he said, I don't get. 328 00:23:32,369 --> 00:23:37,124 Like, "the sun rises on the just and the unjust alike?" Why? 329 00:23:37,333 --> 00:23:39,877 Because, Christ was saying that we're all... 330 00:23:40,169 --> 00:23:42,755 Whores will go to heaven before the righteous? 331 00:23:43,672 --> 00:23:44,965 That's not right. 332 00:23:45,174 --> 00:23:48,177 Father, we got some major contradictions here. 333 00:23:50,346 --> 00:23:52,765 It's about love. See it that way. 334 00:23:53,015 --> 00:23:54,683 What does that mean? 335 00:23:54,892 --> 00:23:56,518 It means... 336 00:23:56,894 --> 00:24:00,689 Hopefully someday we will learn to tolerate... 337 00:24:00,981 --> 00:24:04,151 Accept and forgive those that are different. 338 00:24:08,322 --> 00:24:10,032 Change through love. 339 00:24:21,627 --> 00:24:23,337 I better get going. 340 00:24:23,545 --> 00:24:25,255 Where you going? You just got here. 341 00:24:25,464 --> 00:24:26,966 It's getting late. 342 00:24:27,383 --> 00:24:29,134 Well, it's pouring rain out. 343 00:24:29,385 --> 00:24:32,763 I know you love the DVD player. I got remains of the day. 344 00:24:34,139 --> 00:24:36,976 See, do I know you? 345 00:24:37,476 --> 00:24:39,478 Anything with Emma Thompson. 346 00:24:39,687 --> 00:24:41,563 I didn't know you looked. 347 00:24:41,897 --> 00:24:43,148 What? 348 00:24:43,899 --> 00:24:46,777 To take in through the eyes a beautiful woman... 349 00:24:47,319 --> 00:24:51,949 Is that different than a sunset? A Douglas fir? 350 00:24:52,449 --> 00:24:54,451 Or any of god's handiwork? 351 00:25:45,627 --> 00:25:47,838 - Hey, Fred. - Tanky, what do you say? 352 00:25:48,047 --> 00:25:50,174 You gonna give away homemade cheese this year? 353 00:25:50,466 --> 00:25:52,968 For what they get for cream, I don't know. 354 00:25:53,177 --> 00:25:57,306 Tank, anybody been looking for me or asking any questions about me? 355 00:25:57,473 --> 00:25:59,141 Big guy, New York sounding? 356 00:25:59,349 --> 00:26:00,976 Is there a problem? 357 00:26:02,102 --> 00:26:06,398 No. Dipshit hit me with his boat while I was tubing on caribou lake. 358 00:26:06,732 --> 00:26:08,317 Claims it was my fault. 359 00:26:08,609 --> 00:26:11,195 If he shows up, do you want me to call? 360 00:26:11,695 --> 00:26:14,198 Yeah, I wouldn't mind. Do that, thanks. 361 00:27:18,220 --> 00:27:20,222 No one's asking for you, Fred. 362 00:27:20,514 --> 00:27:22,391 All right, vitus. Thanks. 363 00:28:07,227 --> 00:28:08,478 Hello, rat. 364 00:28:46,516 --> 00:28:48,268 Please leave me alone. 365 00:28:48,518 --> 00:28:50,896 Why won't you show me your book? 366 00:28:51,146 --> 00:28:53,565 This is my private time. You're invading it. 367 00:28:53,857 --> 00:28:55,484 Oh, is that so? 368 00:28:55,692 --> 00:28:58,654 - I'm invading your private time, am I? - Yes. 369 00:28:59,738 --> 00:29:03,617 What's in that book? Come on, let me see. 370 00:29:05,077 --> 00:29:07,996 Or are you protecting me, is that what you're doing? 371 00:29:08,997 --> 00:29:10,666 Would I be shocked? 372 00:29:12,668 --> 00:29:14,461 Would it ruin my character? 373 00:29:17,839 --> 00:29:19,216 Let me see it. 374 00:29:40,696 --> 00:29:43,031 Father, turn it off. I can't handle it. 375 00:29:43,865 --> 00:29:46,410 What? What is it? 376 00:29:46,660 --> 00:29:49,246 Oh, father, I'm a terrible person. 377 00:29:49,746 --> 00:29:54,501 Oh, no. You're a wonderful woman. 378 00:29:54,710 --> 00:29:57,921 It's been building in me. I need to get it out. 379 00:29:58,213 --> 00:29:59,881 There's so much in me, I... 380 00:30:00,882 --> 00:30:05,554 - I want to... - Carmela, if I can help, please. 381 00:30:09,057 --> 00:30:10,559 How? 382 00:30:16,898 --> 00:30:18,900 How long since you last confessed? 383 00:30:22,446 --> 00:30:24,072 I, uh... 384 00:30:24,406 --> 00:30:26,241 If you'd like, I can do this. 385 00:30:29,202 --> 00:30:30,579 You mean here? Now? 386 00:30:31,079 --> 00:30:35,751 The whole world is god's house. He hears and sees everything. 387 00:31:01,318 --> 00:31:04,488 Forgive me, father, for I have sinned. 388 00:31:05,072 --> 00:31:09,659 It has been four weeks since my last confession... what am I talking about? 389 00:31:09,868 --> 00:31:11,286 That's a lie. 390 00:31:11,495 --> 00:31:15,332 I haven't truly confessed in 20 years. 391 00:31:18,377 --> 00:31:20,128 Go on. 392 00:31:21,046 --> 00:31:23,090 I have forsaken... 393 00:31:25,384 --> 00:31:29,179 What is right for what is easy. 394 00:31:33,058 --> 00:31:36,603 Allowing what I know is evil in my house. 395 00:31:38,730 --> 00:31:40,482 Allowing my children... 396 00:31:40,690 --> 00:31:44,319 Oh, my god, my sweet children, to be a part of it. 397 00:31:44,903 --> 00:31:47,197 Because I wanted things for them. 398 00:31:47,364 --> 00:31:50,784 Wanted a better life. Good schools. 399 00:31:50,992 --> 00:31:53,328 I wanted this house. 400 00:31:53,620 --> 00:31:58,333 I wanted money in my hands, money to buy anything I ever wanted. 401 00:31:58,500 --> 00:32:00,293 I'm so ashamed. 402 00:32:09,094 --> 00:32:10,929 My husband... 403 00:32:12,431 --> 00:32:15,892 I think he has committed horrible acts. 404 00:32:18,103 --> 00:32:21,440 I think he has... You know all about him, father Phil. 405 00:32:21,690 --> 00:32:24,776 I've said nothing. I've done nothing about it. 406 00:32:26,987 --> 00:32:29,489 I got a bad feeling. 407 00:32:31,366 --> 00:32:34,286 It's a matter of time before god compensates me... 408 00:32:34,494 --> 00:32:36,580 With outrage for my sins. 409 00:32:53,722 --> 00:32:55,557 All right, come on. 410 00:32:57,893 --> 00:33:00,562 Oh, Tequila breath. 411 00:33:00,770 --> 00:33:01,855 Sorry, dad. 412 00:33:02,063 --> 00:33:04,232 It's all right. Just hang on to me. 413 00:33:04,858 --> 00:33:07,861 Throw up on that dress, I'll have to tell mom. 414 00:33:08,320 --> 00:33:11,740 This guy was giving me Tequila shooters. 415 00:33:15,243 --> 00:33:18,455 Oh, god, everything is spinning. 416 00:33:19,080 --> 00:33:21,708 - You're not mad, are you? - A little bit. 417 00:33:21,917 --> 00:33:24,085 - Where are the keys? - I gave them to you. 418 00:33:24,377 --> 00:33:25,754 Supposed to be. 419 00:33:26,087 --> 00:33:28,590 - I love you, dad. - I know. 420 00:33:39,518 --> 00:33:41,561 You must truly repent. 421 00:33:41,770 --> 00:33:44,606 Genuinely and honestly. 422 00:33:46,191 --> 00:33:51,071 In the future you must renounce these actions, and god will absolve you. 423 00:33:54,616 --> 00:33:57,118 I don't know, father. I'll try. 424 00:33:58,995 --> 00:34:01,122 But I still love him. 425 00:34:02,541 --> 00:34:04,793 I believe he can be a good man. 426 00:34:05,043 --> 00:34:08,338 Then you help change him into a better man. 427 00:34:08,630 --> 00:34:11,049 Then you will have done good in god's eyes. 428 00:34:15,720 --> 00:34:17,222 You should take communion. 429 00:34:35,657 --> 00:34:36,908 Why do you have that? 430 00:34:37,158 --> 00:34:41,913 Unfortunately I had to say mass for someone in intensive care. 431 00:34:46,543 --> 00:34:50,839 Lord, I am not worthy to receive thee. 432 00:34:51,798 --> 00:34:55,677 - But just say the word... - And I will be healed. 433 00:35:15,530 --> 00:35:19,826 This is the body of Christ. It was broken for you. 434 00:35:32,547 --> 00:35:35,550 This is the blood of Christ. 435 00:35:36,468 --> 00:35:38,386 It was shed for you. 436 00:36:00,909 --> 00:36:04,746 Accept the spirit of Christ, our lord and savior. 437 00:36:05,830 --> 00:36:07,290 Amen. 438 00:36:07,916 --> 00:36:12,087 In the name of the father, the son and the holy spirit. Amen. 439 00:36:31,564 --> 00:36:33,149 Dad? 440 00:36:34,359 --> 00:36:37,487 [Booked a seat on a Boston flight. Tomorrow, 4:00. 441 00:36:38,029 --> 00:36:40,323 - Best I could get. - Don't come. 442 00:36:40,865 --> 00:36:43,284 I'll make sure you're gone before it happens. 443 00:36:43,576 --> 00:36:45,954 - We won't ever meet. - This is my thing. 444 00:36:46,454 --> 00:36:50,333 I am your soldier. This is my duty like we're always talking about. 445 00:36:50,625 --> 00:36:52,460 The way this went down... 446 00:36:53,128 --> 00:36:55,880 This is my call. I'll vouch for this myself. 447 00:36:56,256 --> 00:36:59,300 Clipping a rat puts me a cunt-hair away from being made. 448 00:36:59,509 --> 00:37:02,804 He might've recognized me at the gas station. He could I am. 449 00:37:06,141 --> 00:37:08,852 You stay put. End of discussion. 450 00:37:11,146 --> 00:37:13,148 Why are you using the pay phone? 451 00:37:13,440 --> 00:37:15,316 These walls are like paper. 452 00:37:15,650 --> 00:37:18,069 - Please don't lie to me. - Go back to bed. 453 00:37:18,319 --> 00:37:20,739 Lying down made me throw up. 454 00:37:52,937 --> 00:37:54,939 Oh, hi, honey. 455 00:37:56,649 --> 00:37:58,693 Oh, yeah. Was it fun? 456 00:38:00,236 --> 00:38:01,780 Oh, good. 457 00:38:05,825 --> 00:38:07,827 You want to sleep over there? 458 00:38:11,122 --> 00:38:13,666 Okay. Love you. 459 00:38:36,856 --> 00:38:38,483 That was a.J. 460 00:38:39,275 --> 00:38:43,071 - He's sleeping over. - I see. 461 00:38:46,074 --> 00:38:50,328 - At a friend's house. - Oh. 462 00:38:53,581 --> 00:38:56,626 The pucillos. I don't know if you know them. 463 00:39:10,056 --> 00:39:11,766 Are you all right? 464 00:39:23,194 --> 00:39:24,904 Father Phil? 465 00:39:25,280 --> 00:39:26,990 Are you all right? 466 00:39:51,639 --> 00:39:52,849 Hello? 467 00:40:33,514 --> 00:40:35,850 Ow! Don't! 468 00:40:37,727 --> 00:40:39,520 You want to stop and get a beer? 469 00:41:29,153 --> 00:41:31,990 I'll pick you up in a little while. Knock 'em dead. 470 00:41:32,490 --> 00:41:35,326 - Aren't you coming in? - I left my watch at the motel. 471 00:41:35,576 --> 00:41:37,578 I'll catch up to you later. 472 00:41:38,579 --> 00:41:40,498 Grab me a student paper. 473 00:42:27,837 --> 00:42:29,881 You should have some coffee. 474 00:42:33,593 --> 00:42:35,303 Last night... 475 00:42:37,847 --> 00:42:40,141 We didn't do anything out of line. 476 00:42:40,391 --> 00:42:42,852 There's nothing to apologize about. 477 00:42:44,771 --> 00:42:46,773 - Right. - That's right. 478 00:42:49,901 --> 00:42:53,071 I should get dressed. Get going. 479 00:42:53,279 --> 00:42:55,323 Anthony Jr. will be home soon. 480 00:42:55,531 --> 00:42:59,619 Oh, my god. My car's been out there all night in plain sight. 481 00:42:59,911 --> 00:43:02,288 We didn't do anything wrong. 482 00:43:02,497 --> 00:43:05,291 Is there a commandment against eating ziti? 483 00:43:07,043 --> 00:43:09,045 Take a shower, get dressed. 484 00:43:09,337 --> 00:43:12,548 Don't forget your sacrament kit, whatever. 485 00:43:15,551 --> 00:43:17,553 I'm home! 486 00:43:21,516 --> 00:43:23,226 Carmela. 487 00:43:25,353 --> 00:43:27,355 I don't know where to begin. 488 00:43:31,692 --> 00:43:35,738 It's not that I don't have desire for you in my heart. 489 00:43:36,030 --> 00:43:37,490 Madonna, father, please. 490 00:43:37,698 --> 00:43:41,577 Last night was one of the most difficult tests from god ever. 491 00:43:41,869 --> 00:43:44,288 What are you talking about? We're friends. 492 00:43:46,707 --> 00:43:49,252 - What's that look? - What, I look some way? 493 00:43:54,966 --> 00:43:58,511 I was just thinking about when we watched Casablanca last week. 494 00:43:59,345 --> 00:44:01,722 That new print is great, huh? 495 00:44:02,932 --> 00:44:07,562 "Of all the lousy gin joints in the world, why'd you have to pick mine?" 496 00:44:09,438 --> 00:44:14,068 Of all the finocchi priests, why did I get the one who's straight? 497 00:44:16,571 --> 00:44:18,239 Carmela. 498 00:44:18,698 --> 00:44:20,908 Come on, it's a joke. 499 00:44:42,054 --> 00:44:45,308 I would have done it myself, but some people came along. 500 00:44:45,892 --> 00:44:49,061 Anyway, listen. It's a gray town car, new model. 501 00:44:49,645 --> 00:44:51,522 Pick him up on the Colby campus. 502 00:44:51,772 --> 00:44:53,566 Where on the Colby campus? 503 00:44:53,858 --> 00:44:56,694 His kid's applying, the fucking admissions office. 504 00:44:57,069 --> 00:44:59,197 - Oh. - You follow him. 505 00:44:59,447 --> 00:45:02,617 Outside of town, you pull up alongside, boom! 12-Gauge. 506 00:45:03,117 --> 00:45:04,619 - Fuck that. - Do it... 507 00:45:04,827 --> 00:45:07,496 Or you'll never get another bag off me. 508 00:45:12,793 --> 00:45:15,671 No, no, no. Fuck that. Fuck that! 509 00:45:15,963 --> 00:45:18,633 Want the cops to know who burnt the historical house? 510 00:45:18,799 --> 00:45:21,510 Fuck you, fuckwad! 511 00:45:21,802 --> 00:45:25,640 We were volunteer firemen together, asshole! I know! 512 00:45:35,524 --> 00:45:37,318 Yeah, is dougy in? 513 00:47:32,099 --> 00:47:35,019 - Good morning, rat. - Who are you? What is this? 514 00:47:35,269 --> 00:47:37,521 Don't make me laugh. You fuck! 515 00:47:37,938 --> 00:47:39,774 Teddy, there must be something... 516 00:47:40,024 --> 00:47:42,568 It's Tony. Know how much trouble you're in? 517 00:47:42,943 --> 00:47:45,279 You took an oath and you broke it. 518 00:47:45,529 --> 00:47:48,157 I could have killed you outside the motel. 519 00:47:48,366 --> 00:47:49,950 Your daughter was drunk. 520 00:47:50,159 --> 00:47:51,660 I was in the parking lot. 521 00:47:51,911 --> 00:47:55,289 I didn't do it because of her. I told myself: 522 00:47:55,790 --> 00:47:58,167 "It's just a coincidence... 523 00:47:58,376 --> 00:48:01,087 - He's taking her to college." - With wiseguys... 524 00:48:01,337 --> 00:48:02,963 The hustle never ends. 525 00:48:03,255 --> 00:48:05,925 If you'd shot me, your life would have been over. 526 00:48:06,217 --> 00:48:07,885 Please. I'm begging you. 527 00:48:10,429 --> 00:48:12,223 Jimmy says hello from hell! 528 00:49:45,900 --> 00:49:47,109 Where've you been? 529 00:49:47,401 --> 00:49:50,696 The motel didn't have the watch. I went to the restaurant. 530 00:49:50,905 --> 00:49:53,449 I had to wait for them to open. 531 00:49:53,699 --> 00:49:55,451 The restaurant had your watch? 532 00:49:55,701 --> 00:49:59,079 I took it off in the bathroom while I washed my hands. 533 00:49:59,330 --> 00:50:01,582 You ready? You'll be late for bowdoin. 534 00:50:16,764 --> 00:50:18,098 What's up with that? 535 00:50:21,727 --> 00:50:24,730 Oh, the restaurant. 536 00:50:24,980 --> 00:50:27,691 I tried the back door and there were puddles. 537 00:50:31,403 --> 00:50:33,113 It was dumb, I know. 538 00:50:38,619 --> 00:50:40,412 Your hand is bleeding! 539 00:50:40,621 --> 00:50:42,748 You saw that man, didn't you? 540 00:50:43,374 --> 00:50:46,794 I cut it on a screen door. What man? 541 00:50:47,086 --> 00:50:49,213 The man you said you didn't know. 542 00:50:49,922 --> 00:50:51,507 What do you think happened? 543 00:50:51,757 --> 00:50:53,634 I don't know. A fight? 544 00:50:53,884 --> 00:50:56,220 You're making it a big deal, and you don't know! 545 00:50:56,428 --> 00:50:59,306 You were on the pay phone again at I am! 546 00:50:59,557 --> 00:51:02,101 I was on the pay phone at I am? 547 00:51:02,351 --> 00:51:04,061 Excuse me, miss cuervo afiejo. 548 00:51:04,311 --> 00:51:08,857 You can't remember what happened. You were seeing pink elephants! 549 00:51:09,817 --> 00:51:12,069 I warned you not to drink. 550 00:51:15,698 --> 00:51:19,285 Dad, you're being honest with me, right? 551 00:51:19,535 --> 00:51:21,161 You're gonna hurt my feelings. 552 00:51:23,289 --> 00:51:25,165 We have that kind of relationship. 553 00:51:25,499 --> 00:51:30,546 That's right. We do or we don't. It takes two to tango. 554 00:51:33,757 --> 00:51:35,092 - Dad... - What? 555 00:51:41,390 --> 00:51:42,725 Nothing. 556 00:51:50,524 --> 00:51:51,609 I love you. 557 00:51:53,152 --> 00:51:54,820 I love you too. 558 00:52:01,327 --> 00:52:02,870 - Where's my paper? - I forgot. 559 00:52:03,162 --> 00:52:04,163 She forgot. 560 00:52:11,170 --> 00:52:13,339 Miss soprano. Come on in. 561 00:52:16,717 --> 00:52:19,178 Shall we talk about your future? 562 00:52:46,580 --> 00:52:48,540 He's our most famous alumnus. 563 00:53:09,269 --> 00:53:12,815 Oh, here they are. The two Ivy leaguers! 564 00:53:13,273 --> 00:53:14,692 How was it? Want to eat? 565 00:53:14,942 --> 00:53:17,361 It was good. I gotta call hunter. 566 00:53:19,655 --> 00:53:23,283 - Gee, she spared me no boring detail. - I'll be back! 567 00:53:23,492 --> 00:53:26,120 What a trip. I'm beat. 568 00:53:26,286 --> 00:53:29,123 What, new england? It's so gorgeous. 569 00:53:29,498 --> 00:53:32,167 You still sound nasal, but you look better. 570 00:53:33,293 --> 00:53:34,503 Any cold pasta? 571 00:53:34,712 --> 00:53:37,172 There was some ziti, but it got eaten. 572 00:53:38,716 --> 00:53:40,843 The whole tray? From last Sunday? 573 00:53:42,302 --> 00:53:44,513 Monsignor jughead was here. 574 00:53:44,930 --> 00:53:48,684 If you are referring to father intintola, yes, he was. 575 00:53:49,727 --> 00:53:53,272 - He spent the night here. - Yeah, right. 576 00:53:53,856 --> 00:53:55,315 Okay. 577 00:53:58,402 --> 00:54:01,155 The priest spent the night here? What happened? 578 00:54:01,363 --> 00:54:03,282 - Nothing. - Where was Anthony? 579 00:54:03,824 --> 00:54:05,325 Sleeping over at Jason's. 580 00:54:05,993 --> 00:54:09,872 The priest spent the night here, nothing happened. 581 00:54:10,122 --> 00:54:14,626 - You're telling me this because...? - You might hear something. 582 00:54:14,835 --> 00:54:16,962 His car was out front all night. 583 00:54:17,212 --> 00:54:21,341 You know what? This is too fucked-up for me even to think about. 584 00:54:26,346 --> 00:54:30,100 What'd you guys do for 12 hours, play "name that pope"? 585 00:54:30,684 --> 00:54:35,105 - He gave me communion. - I'll bet he gave you communion. 586 00:54:35,355 --> 00:54:36,356 Excuse me? 587 00:54:36,732 --> 00:54:40,527 The guy spends the night here, and all he does is slip you a wafer? 588 00:54:40,944 --> 00:54:44,072 - That's verging on sacrilege. - I didn't mean to verge. 589 00:54:44,323 --> 00:54:46,867 - Do you think I'm lying? - It sounds... 590 00:54:47,117 --> 00:54:51,872 Would I have told you if we did? Do I look like the frigging Thorn bird? 591 00:54:54,041 --> 00:54:56,460 He's a fag. That's it. 592 00:54:57,252 --> 00:55:00,005 Otherwise, I gotta question what I'm hearing. 593 00:55:01,089 --> 00:55:02,716 Tony, you are a sketch. 594 00:55:06,345 --> 00:55:10,140 Oh, by the way, your therapist called. 595 00:55:11,058 --> 00:55:12,434 Jennifer? 596 00:55:17,231 --> 00:55:18,524 Carm! 597 00:55:20,234 --> 00:55:24,029 I thought you'd think it was weird if I saw a woman psychiatrist. 598 00:55:25,864 --> 00:55:30,369 Carm, come on! It's just therapy, that's all! We just talk!