1 00:00:02,169 --> 00:00:05,631 This is what you missed last week on shameless. It was a great episode. 2 00:00:05,797 --> 00:00:08,383 - Loan me a couple bills? - I can pay you for a job. 3 00:00:08,550 --> 00:00:10,844 Fiona would be pissed if she knew. 4 00:00:11,011 --> 00:00:12,930 Are you screwing my sister's boyfriend? 5 00:00:13,096 --> 00:00:15,432 Mom, uh, me and chip are gonna swing by the hospital. 6 00:00:15,599 --> 00:00:17,160 - Candace: This is, uh... - Debbie Gallagher. 7 00:00:17,184 --> 00:00:19,520 - Nice to meet you, Jimmy. - You gonna tell Fiona? 8 00:00:19,686 --> 00:00:23,065 - Saw a cool pink vest. - I like to think of it as a peace offering. 9 00:00:23,232 --> 00:00:25,067 - Somebody bought Harris' house? - Steve. 10 00:00:25,234 --> 00:00:28,695 Fiona's a good girl. I've known her a long time. Just drive carefully. 11 00:00:28,862 --> 00:00:31,907 Congratulations, Ian. You are not frank Gallagher's son. 12 00:00:32,074 --> 00:00:35,285 My father is a close relative. Most likely one of your brothers. 13 00:00:35,452 --> 00:00:39,373 If you love us, you'll leave Liam. Get in your truck and never come back. 14 00:00:39,540 --> 00:00:42,251 I've been reading more about this purity-ball thing. 15 00:00:42,417 --> 00:00:44,670 - You need to be honest. - It's okay, sweetheart. 16 00:00:44,836 --> 00:00:46,380 I started having oral sex... 17 00:00:46,547 --> 00:00:48,674 Orgy. Naked body. Black strap-on dildo. 18 00:00:48,840 --> 00:00:50,759 - You whore! - He humiliated me! 19 00:00:52,302 --> 00:00:53,303 Get out! Get out! 20 00:02:03,999 --> 00:02:06,752 That's good. All right, can you do this? 21 00:02:07,586 --> 00:02:09,630 - Oh, that's easy. - Heh. 22 00:02:09,796 --> 00:02:11,006 Can you wiggle your ears? 23 00:02:11,173 --> 00:02:13,342 Oh, my god. Heh. 24 00:02:13,508 --> 00:02:17,220 - Slightly, right? Slightly. - Yeah. I think I can. I... 25 00:02:18,305 --> 00:02:21,224 I said wiggle your ears, not shit your pants. 26 00:02:23,185 --> 00:02:24,465 You wanna see me make a mangina? 27 00:02:24,603 --> 00:02:27,314 Oh, that's sexy, but I'll pass. 28 00:02:27,481 --> 00:02:30,942 I can put my ankle behind my head and sing "the star-spangled banner." 29 00:02:31,109 --> 00:02:33,904 Okay. Uh, does it have to be our national anthem? 30 00:02:34,071 --> 00:02:36,156 - What else would it be? - Ha-ha-ha. Okay. 31 00:02:36,323 --> 00:02:37,366 Oh, say 32 00:02:37,532 --> 00:02:38,575 this is good. 33 00:02:38,742 --> 00:02:39,743 Can you see 34 00:02:39,910 --> 00:02:42,704 by the dawn's early light 35 00:02:44,206 --> 00:02:47,793 What so proudly we hailed 36 00:02:47,959 --> 00:02:51,004 am I gonna have to learn to do that when I start having sex? 37 00:02:51,171 --> 00:02:54,633 - This has nothing to do with sex. - Then it's even weirder. 38 00:02:55,425 --> 00:02:58,011 - What are you doing in here? - You're supposed to be... 39 00:02:58,178 --> 00:03:00,639 - At my moms' meeting in 40 minutes. - Since when? 40 00:03:00,806 --> 00:03:03,767 Since mom promised to go before she left us again. 41 00:03:03,934 --> 00:03:06,019 Oh, god, debs, please don't make me do this. 42 00:03:06,186 --> 00:03:09,523 I know you don't like those meetings. That's why I never tell you. 43 00:03:09,690 --> 00:03:12,609 - Are the meetings that bad? - The women from the neighborhood. 44 00:03:12,776 --> 00:03:16,530 All they do is talk about their husbands, and their jobs, and dental plans. 45 00:03:16,697 --> 00:03:18,782 Maybe you should just show them your special skill. 46 00:03:20,492 --> 00:03:23,787 Snob mob always makes fun of me for not having a parent there. 47 00:03:23,954 --> 00:03:26,498 So when mom came back, I signed her up. 48 00:03:26,665 --> 00:03:29,042 - What's the snob mob? - The name speaks for itself. 49 00:03:29,209 --> 00:03:30,836 And their moms aren't much nicer. 50 00:03:31,002 --> 00:03:33,672 They're expecting a grown-up to help with decorations. 51 00:03:33,839 --> 00:03:38,343 It's only this one time. I won't sign you up again. I promise. 52 00:03:39,261 --> 00:03:40,345 Fine. 53 00:03:40,512 --> 00:03:42,848 - Yes! - Let me make some coffee first. 54 00:03:43,014 --> 00:03:45,934 Debbie: Okay. Steve: Unh. 55 00:03:52,774 --> 00:03:56,361 - What? - You tell her the truth yet, Jimmy? 56 00:04:00,657 --> 00:04:03,326 - Soon. - You better. 57 00:04:12,335 --> 00:04:14,588 Fiona: Have a good day at work, dear. 58 00:04:14,755 --> 00:04:16,840 - You satisfied? - I just can't believe it. 59 00:04:17,007 --> 00:04:19,801 Hey, you win some, you lose some. 60 00:04:19,968 --> 00:04:21,208 Tony: What does she see in him? 61 00:04:21,344 --> 00:04:24,431 Ass, gas and cash. Do you see his Porsche? 62 00:04:24,598 --> 00:04:28,852 - Fiona's not like that. - Face it, women think with their vaginas. 63 00:04:29,019 --> 00:04:30,520 Now let's vamonos. 64 00:04:30,687 --> 00:04:34,149 We'll find you another skanky 'hood girl to obsess about. 65 00:04:39,863 --> 00:04:43,408 Snob mob says it's not fair that I get to go to all the class parties... 66 00:04:43,575 --> 00:04:45,744 And stuff even though we don't contribute. 67 00:04:45,911 --> 00:04:50,957 - Well, can't listen to those bitches, debs. - No. You have to look nice. 68 00:04:51,124 --> 00:04:54,377 - Has a hole in it. - That's gonna cut out half my wardrobe. 69 00:04:56,338 --> 00:04:59,341 Maybe the boys have something I can wear. 70 00:05:02,761 --> 00:05:06,181 - Stop downloading porn. - Oops! Busted. 71 00:05:06,348 --> 00:05:07,516 I need a sweater. 72 00:05:07,682 --> 00:05:08,975 Help yourself. Debbie: No. 73 00:05:09,142 --> 00:05:12,103 - What are you guys doing? - We're looking for homeboy's dad. 74 00:05:12,270 --> 00:05:13,980 He's looking for homeboy's dad. 75 00:05:14,147 --> 00:05:15,941 Lip: Jesus. There are a lot of gallaghers. 76 00:05:16,107 --> 00:05:18,860 Hey, Fiona, do you know any of, uh, frank's brothers' names? 77 00:05:19,027 --> 00:05:22,864 Shit. I have no idea. Oh, I think one of them's Wendell or something. 78 00:05:23,031 --> 00:05:25,158 Suppose I could just start calling them all. 79 00:05:25,325 --> 00:05:26,743 Why do you care anyway? 80 00:05:26,910 --> 00:05:29,621 He just wishes it was him that wasn't frank's kid. 81 00:05:29,788 --> 00:05:32,499 If we find Ian's real dad, maybe he'll give us some cash. 82 00:05:32,666 --> 00:05:35,752 We could report his name to the state and collect child support. 83 00:05:35,919 --> 00:05:38,588 - I'd have to hang out with the dude. - Lip: He might be cool. 84 00:05:38,755 --> 00:05:41,036 - Heh, frank's brother? - Lip: Gotta be better than frank. 85 00:05:41,091 --> 00:05:45,011 I mean, maybe he has a job, or he's sober, or he likes kids. 86 00:05:46,972 --> 00:05:52,894 - Oh, hey, how about this one, debs? - It'll have to do. Now go. Come on. 87 00:05:53,061 --> 00:05:54,938 Take the bus out to see grammy. 88 00:05:55,939 --> 00:05:57,816 She'll know where the brothers are. 89 00:06:14,541 --> 00:06:17,669 - Woman: Hi. Fiona, right? - Yeah. 90 00:06:17,836 --> 00:06:19,421 Debbie said I should expect you. 91 00:06:19,588 --> 00:06:22,215 I'm Jasmine hollander. I live over on south bishop. 92 00:06:22,382 --> 00:06:25,719 I remember you from the neighborhood. Used to babysit my friend Beth. 93 00:06:25,886 --> 00:06:28,263 Jasmine: Right. Um, okay, well, let me get you started. 94 00:06:28,430 --> 00:06:30,765 - We're making decorations... - Look who showed up. 95 00:06:30,932 --> 00:06:32,893 - For the St. Patty's day party. - Okay. 96 00:06:34,269 --> 00:06:38,690 Uh, okay, take a seat right there, and I'll bring you some construction paper. 97 00:06:38,857 --> 00:06:40,275 Okay? 98 00:06:43,320 --> 00:06:44,571 Hi, Fiona. 99 00:06:44,738 --> 00:06:46,907 - Long time no see. - Yeah. 100 00:06:47,073 --> 00:06:49,075 So, what rate did you guys end up getting? 101 00:06:49,242 --> 00:06:52,495 - Jasmine: There we go. - Eve's refinancing her home. 102 00:06:52,662 --> 00:06:54,748 Four and a half percent for fifteen years. 103 00:06:54,915 --> 00:06:58,501 - Your monthly must be outrageous. - Peter wants to pay the house off soon. 104 00:06:58,668 --> 00:07:01,338 Should've gone for a 30. That's what we have. 105 00:07:01,504 --> 00:07:04,341 - Rates would be higher. - Your payments would've been lower. 106 00:07:04,507 --> 00:07:06,676 Peter has a head for numbers. We'll be okay. 107 00:07:06,843 --> 00:07:10,972 I'd be worried that the rail line's gonna have layoffs again. Aren't you? 108 00:07:11,139 --> 00:07:13,224 I guess I am now. 109 00:07:13,892 --> 00:07:17,562 Must be nice not to own a home and have to deal with this stuff. 110 00:07:17,729 --> 00:07:22,484 Yeah. Gives me more time to buy drugs and fence stolen goods. 111 00:07:28,490 --> 00:07:32,202 Ta-ra-ra boom-de-a y 112 00:07:32,369 --> 00:07:34,371 I'm gettin' some cash today 113 00:07:34,537 --> 00:07:39,834 I don't care what you say just stay the fuck out of my way 114 00:07:40,001 --> 00:07:42,796 die, locust scum! 115 00:07:44,923 --> 00:07:46,424 Oh, uh, mail's not here yet. 116 00:07:46,591 --> 00:07:48,718 Any minute, usually. Oh. 117 00:07:52,847 --> 00:07:55,850 - What are you kids doing home? - Budget cuts. 118 00:07:56,017 --> 00:07:57,435 Eat my ass! 119 00:07:57,602 --> 00:07:59,854 We have every other Friday off. 120 00:08:00,021 --> 00:08:03,525 - Shouldn't someone be watching you? - We're latchkey kids. 121 00:08:03,692 --> 00:08:05,318 Right. 122 00:08:16,705 --> 00:08:19,207 "Dear Mr. Gallagher. 123 00:08:21,126 --> 00:08:24,129 Effective immediately, your Illinois state work compensation... 124 00:08:24,295 --> 00:08:29,426 Has been terminated!" No! 125 00:08:34,305 --> 00:08:36,016 Lip: Karen. 126 00:08:54,034 --> 00:08:57,120 Karen. 127 00:09:00,790 --> 00:09:02,667 Hello, hello, hello. 128 00:09:03,626 --> 00:09:06,004 - Karen. - Fuck! You scared me, lip. 129 00:09:06,171 --> 00:09:08,339 Sorry. Your mom let me in. 130 00:09:11,176 --> 00:09:12,427 What are you doing? 131 00:09:13,094 --> 00:09:15,263 I haven't seen you in school in a couple days. 132 00:09:15,430 --> 00:09:18,183 - Been busy. - Yeah, I can see that. I like the, uh... 133 00:09:18,349 --> 00:09:22,395 What do you call it? The nose chain ring thing. It's, uh... 134 00:09:23,438 --> 00:09:26,357 Me and Ian, we're gonna visit my grandmother. You wanna come? 135 00:09:26,524 --> 00:09:29,652 - No. - Okay. 136 00:09:32,363 --> 00:09:35,450 - Found out, uh, frank's not Ian's dad. - Lucky him. 137 00:09:35,617 --> 00:09:40,246 - Yeah. Might try to go find his real one. - Why? All dads are assholes. 138 00:09:42,624 --> 00:09:45,001 Come with us. We'll hit up the white castle after. 139 00:09:45,168 --> 00:09:48,129 Better than hanging around here being angry at your dad. 140 00:09:48,296 --> 00:09:50,882 I'm not angry at my dad. 141 00:09:51,049 --> 00:09:54,636 Well, it, uh, kind of, uh... 142 00:09:54,803 --> 00:09:58,431 - Kind of seems like you are. - Why would I be angry at my dad? 143 00:09:59,474 --> 00:10:02,227 I don't know. Because of, uh, the stupid purity-ball thing. 144 00:10:02,393 --> 00:10:04,938 Heh, are you kidding me? I'm fine. 145 00:10:05,105 --> 00:10:08,566 I'm just glad that my dad's not around anymore to call me a whore. 146 00:10:08,733 --> 00:10:11,236 - All right, whatever. - What's that supposed to mean? 147 00:10:11,402 --> 00:10:14,242 You're gonna analyze me like you don't have enough problems of your own? 148 00:10:14,364 --> 00:10:15,406 Lip: Whoa! Whoa! 149 00:10:15,573 --> 00:10:19,410 No. I just don't understand why you give a shit about what your dad has to say. 150 00:10:19,577 --> 00:10:22,330 Not to be a dick, but you have been kind of a whore. 151 00:10:22,497 --> 00:10:24,582 - What? - No. There's no judgment. 152 00:10:24,749 --> 00:10:28,503 - I think it's cool. You're a free spirit. - Get the fuck out of my house! 153 00:10:28,670 --> 00:10:30,380 - Take it easy. - Out! 154 00:10:31,631 --> 00:10:36,261 - Okay, fine. I was just trying to help. - I don't need your help! 155 00:10:36,427 --> 00:10:39,389 All right, well, have fun being angry at your dad. 156 00:10:39,556 --> 00:10:41,224 Fuck off! 157 00:10:49,524 --> 00:10:52,735 How the fuck did I know that I'd catch you icing the stairs... 158 00:10:52,902 --> 00:10:54,946 You sack of shit ambulance chaser? 159 00:10:55,113 --> 00:10:58,032 - What are you doing here? - My workers' comp got canceled. 160 00:10:58,199 --> 00:11:00,994 You're an a-hole. Should've laid low like I told you to. 161 00:11:01,161 --> 00:11:02,829 Watch your step. Could be slippery. 162 00:11:02,996 --> 00:11:06,791 I go from home to the alibi room. How much lower can I lay? 163 00:11:07,375 --> 00:11:10,670 - They got video, you moron. - That's not possible. 164 00:11:11,337 --> 00:11:13,131 Oh, this is... 165 00:11:14,132 --> 00:11:17,427 Well, I was getting a case of beer for helping my friend tito move. 166 00:11:19,762 --> 00:11:23,016 It was a reimbursement dispute with my drug dealer. 167 00:11:28,313 --> 00:11:31,524 How was I supposed to know her husband was gonna come back early? 168 00:11:31,691 --> 00:11:32,942 Call me when you get hurt. 169 00:11:33,109 --> 00:11:35,737 And aim for the knees next time, huh? Pays more than ribs. 170 00:11:37,238 --> 00:11:40,783 Whoa! I saw that. The city will pay. Larry m. Burke, attorney at law... 171 00:11:40,950 --> 00:11:42,368 - At your service. - Shit. 172 00:11:55,173 --> 00:11:57,258 I have to go. I got stuff to do at home. 173 00:11:57,425 --> 00:11:59,510 I just wanna thank you for coming today. 174 00:11:59,677 --> 00:12:00,762 Okay. 175 00:12:00,929 --> 00:12:03,056 Would love to have you at more meetings. 176 00:12:03,223 --> 00:12:05,892 I'll see if I can fit it into my busy schedule. 177 00:12:07,227 --> 00:12:09,270 Don't let those women burn you out. 178 00:12:09,437 --> 00:12:11,522 I didn't even notice them. 179 00:12:11,689 --> 00:12:16,694 Well, between you and me, I think they're twats. 180 00:12:18,071 --> 00:12:19,739 Why are you friends with them, then? 181 00:12:19,906 --> 00:12:23,409 Because our kids play together. They have baseball and soccer. 182 00:12:24,035 --> 00:12:26,204 They're not so bad once you get to know them. 183 00:12:26,371 --> 00:12:29,624 Well, I guess they chose not to show that side of themselves today. 184 00:12:29,791 --> 00:12:30,959 They're just insecure. 185 00:12:31,125 --> 00:12:34,963 So they gotta make everybody else feel as shitty as they do. 186 00:12:36,798 --> 00:12:39,008 - How about we go grab some coffee? - Heh. 187 00:12:39,175 --> 00:12:40,802 I don't do coffee. 188 00:12:40,969 --> 00:12:42,553 Tea? 189 00:12:42,720 --> 00:12:44,722 No. I mean, I do coffee... 190 00:12:44,889 --> 00:12:48,101 I just don't have the luxury of doing it in the middle of the day like you. 191 00:12:48,268 --> 00:12:50,937 Heh. Hey, don't be a hater. 192 00:12:52,355 --> 00:12:53,564 You're right. I'm sorry. 193 00:12:53,731 --> 00:12:56,067 You can make it up to me by letting me buy you a drink. 194 00:12:56,234 --> 00:12:58,111 Heh, so now it's a drink? 195 00:12:58,278 --> 00:13:02,949 I'll take that as a yes. Come on. 196 00:13:10,581 --> 00:13:13,543 - What? - Never seen you use deodorant before. 197 00:13:13,710 --> 00:13:16,879 Gotta find a job. You should come with me. 198 00:13:17,046 --> 00:13:18,131 Why? 199 00:13:18,298 --> 00:13:21,467 It's time you learned the family business, son. 200 00:13:22,051 --> 00:13:25,513 - Typed up your résumé, daddy. - Good girl, debs. 201 00:13:25,680 --> 00:13:28,766 "Francis Gallagher is a passionate professional who brings... 202 00:13:28,933 --> 00:13:33,604 Creative solutions from the idea phase to fruition." 203 00:13:36,316 --> 00:13:38,192 You know me so well. 204 00:13:42,530 --> 00:13:43,650 Debbie: Little... Carl: Hey! 205 00:13:43,781 --> 00:13:46,159 Aren't you a little curious to find out who he is? 206 00:13:46,326 --> 00:13:48,911 - No. - No? He could be any one of these guys. 207 00:13:49,078 --> 00:13:52,415 - Oh, yeah? Like that one right there? - Totally. 208 00:13:52,582 --> 00:13:55,209 Look, he's gonna be a douche bag no matter who he is. 209 00:13:55,835 --> 00:13:59,255 - Well, he can't be any worse than frank. - He's a Gallagher. 210 00:13:59,422 --> 00:14:03,092 Well, maybe he'll take you to a game, or kick in some scratch for college... 211 00:14:03,259 --> 00:14:06,220 Or give you a kidney, hell, a birthday card once a year. 212 00:14:06,387 --> 00:14:07,555 That's a win, right? 213 00:14:08,806 --> 00:14:10,558 Do we know any cool dads? 214 00:14:10,725 --> 00:14:12,977 Scotty Houston's father. 215 00:14:14,645 --> 00:14:20,443 But he's on that sex offenders list forjacking off in sherman park. 216 00:14:23,946 --> 00:14:27,116 Gary: All right. I got a, uh, pizza-delivery driver opening. Liquor salesman. 217 00:14:27,283 --> 00:14:32,705 Bilingual insurance agent. Part-time nanny. Hair-salon assistant. 218 00:14:32,872 --> 00:14:35,041 Truck driver. Egg donor. 219 00:14:35,208 --> 00:14:38,878 Egg donor. What the f...? It's the wrong... This is the wrong category. 220 00:14:39,045 --> 00:14:43,174 - Anything float your boat, frank? - You know what I'm here for, Gary. 221 00:14:43,341 --> 00:14:45,635 Show me the special list. 222 00:14:46,594 --> 00:14:49,055 No. I'm not, uh... I'm not doing that anymore, frank. 223 00:14:49,222 --> 00:14:50,348 Open your top drawer. 224 00:14:50,515 --> 00:14:52,725 No, no, no. The boss is cracking down. 225 00:14:52,892 --> 00:14:56,020 I brought the kids out. Wanna show them a thing or two. 226 00:14:56,187 --> 00:14:59,982 - Look, you're gonna get me in trouble. - I'll be discreet. 227 00:15:00,149 --> 00:15:03,027 Come on. We'll have the same deal we had before. 228 00:15:03,194 --> 00:15:04,946 I need 30 percent this time. 229 00:15:05,113 --> 00:15:06,364 - Ten. - Twenty-five. 230 00:15:06,531 --> 00:15:07,907 Twenty. 231 00:15:19,377 --> 00:15:22,797 Six months ago, guy fell off a scaffold at McNally construction. 232 00:15:22,964 --> 00:15:25,216 He broke three bones. I could send you there. 233 00:15:25,383 --> 00:15:28,928 Sounds good, if it weren't for my fear of heights. What else you got? 234 00:15:29,095 --> 00:15:31,764 How do you feel about metal splinters to the eye? 235 00:15:31,931 --> 00:15:33,057 Not so great. 236 00:15:33,224 --> 00:15:35,309 Are you up to date on your rabies shots? 237 00:15:35,476 --> 00:15:38,104 - No. - Okay. What about seared flesh? 238 00:15:38,771 --> 00:15:43,067 Yeah. Bobby's bagel joint is hiring. All right? I got a gal. 239 00:15:43,234 --> 00:15:45,528 She stuck her hand in the boiling vat. 240 00:15:45,695 --> 00:15:48,781 She'll be collecting for at least 24 months. 241 00:15:48,948 --> 00:15:50,908 Suppose if I had to. 242 00:15:51,993 --> 00:15:53,995 Anything else? 243 00:15:57,457 --> 00:15:59,876 Okay. Here we go. 244 00:16:00,042 --> 00:16:02,295 These are the jobs that nobody wants. 245 00:16:02,462 --> 00:16:06,966 The conditions are hazardous, unsafe or both. 246 00:16:07,633 --> 00:16:11,304 - You're guaranteed to get hurt. - You're the man, Gary. 247 00:16:16,809 --> 00:16:18,394 There she is. 248 00:16:19,979 --> 00:16:23,065 - Hey, grammy. - Who the hell are you? 249 00:16:23,232 --> 00:16:26,027 Lip: Grams, it's us, lip and Ian, frank's sons. 250 00:16:26,194 --> 00:16:27,862 Your grandsons? 251 00:16:29,447 --> 00:16:31,365 Oh, my goodness. 252 00:16:31,532 --> 00:16:33,618 Would you look at you two. 253 00:16:33,784 --> 00:16:38,456 I have never seen apple and spice looking so nice, heh. 254 00:16:38,623 --> 00:16:41,542 - Thanks, grammy. - How's it going in there? 255 00:16:42,210 --> 00:16:45,254 Well, the food's not so great, but the pussy's pretty good. 256 00:16:45,421 --> 00:16:49,842 Never thought I'd be the type. Oh, this dump ain't so bad. 257 00:16:50,426 --> 00:16:52,720 I can get blow anytime I like. 258 00:16:53,471 --> 00:16:54,680 Sounds all right. 259 00:16:54,847 --> 00:16:58,351 Yeah. The only thing that sucks is they got me cleaning toilets. 260 00:16:58,518 --> 00:17:00,144 I want to be on the kitchen crew. 261 00:17:00,311 --> 00:17:02,563 They won't let me anywhere near the place. 262 00:17:02,730 --> 00:17:05,816 One meth-lab explosion, and this is what I get. 263 00:17:05,983 --> 00:17:10,321 Oh, yeah. It's probably the two college students that died in the fire, grams. 264 00:17:11,572 --> 00:17:13,241 So, what do you want? 265 00:17:13,783 --> 00:17:16,577 Uh, we're, uh, trying to find dad's brothers. 266 00:17:16,744 --> 00:17:19,413 - There's, uh, three, right? - Who wants to know? 267 00:17:19,580 --> 00:17:21,290 Just us. 268 00:17:21,457 --> 00:17:23,209 One might be my dad. 269 00:17:23,376 --> 00:17:24,794 How so? 270 00:17:24,961 --> 00:17:27,338 Uh, Monica boned a brother. 271 00:17:27,505 --> 00:17:30,091 - What? - Monica, she fucked a brother. 272 00:17:30,258 --> 00:17:32,593 I never liked that woman. 273 00:17:33,886 --> 00:17:38,015 So I give you the names, what are you gonna do for me? 274 00:17:39,100 --> 00:17:42,019 - What do you want? - Cigarettes. Carton a week. 275 00:17:42,186 --> 00:17:44,355 You can get blow in here, but not cigarettes? 276 00:17:44,522 --> 00:17:46,399 Go figure. 277 00:17:46,566 --> 00:17:48,025 Yeah, you got it. 278 00:17:48,192 --> 00:17:51,654 Clayton, Jerry, and my baby, Wyatt. They're in the book. 279 00:17:51,821 --> 00:17:55,658 But don't bother with Wyatt. He lost his testicles in the Navy. 280 00:17:55,825 --> 00:17:57,827 - Female officer: All right, let's go. - Okay. 281 00:17:57,994 --> 00:17:59,287 Thanks, grams. 282 00:17:59,453 --> 00:18:03,124 And you tell Jerry that if he doesn't pay me back that 5 grand he stole... 283 00:18:03,291 --> 00:18:05,835 I'm gonna send my ex-husband over to gouge... 284 00:18:06,002 --> 00:18:09,130 - His eye out with a grapefruit spoon. - Time is up. 285 00:18:09,297 --> 00:18:10,881 Let's go. 286 00:18:21,392 --> 00:18:25,146 So, what were you, like five or six years behind me in school? 287 00:18:25,313 --> 00:18:28,941 - Uh, eight, I think. - Jesus, I'm an old lady. 288 00:18:29,108 --> 00:18:32,737 - Yeah. I was thinking the same thing. - Uh, an old lady who can do this. 289 00:18:33,821 --> 00:18:35,281 Damn. 290 00:18:35,448 --> 00:18:37,575 Yeah. I told hal if he wanted another kid... 291 00:18:37,742 --> 00:18:40,077 He had to get me a 24 hour fitness membership. 292 00:18:40,244 --> 00:18:42,747 It's bad enough my cookie box is all stretched out. 293 00:18:44,415 --> 00:18:45,791 - That's what happens. - Pfft. 294 00:18:45,958 --> 00:18:48,419 Can't you do, like, kegels or something? 295 00:18:48,586 --> 00:18:49,754 Doing them right now. 296 00:18:51,464 --> 00:18:54,967 - How many kids do you have? - Three, which is plenty. 297 00:18:55,134 --> 00:18:58,804 I made hal snip his business, and then, if I kick his ass to the curb... 298 00:18:58,971 --> 00:19:00,931 I can have more with someone else. 299 00:19:01,098 --> 00:19:03,142 Thinking about kicking his ass to the curb? 300 00:19:03,309 --> 00:19:05,645 Some days yes. Some days no. 301 00:19:05,811 --> 00:19:07,480 Uh, he's a good guy. 302 00:19:07,647 --> 00:19:10,775 - There's one thing I'd change about him. - Oh, yeah? What's that? 303 00:19:10,941 --> 00:19:12,652 No passion. 304 00:19:12,818 --> 00:19:15,488 - That's a big one. - Yeah. Tell me about it. 305 00:19:15,655 --> 00:19:19,533 Hey, ladies. The basket of e. Coli you ordered. 306 00:19:19,700 --> 00:19:20,785 Jasmine: Mm. 307 00:19:20,951 --> 00:19:24,288 - I got this. Here you go. - It's weird seeing you in here... 308 00:19:24,455 --> 00:19:25,873 Without yelling at frank. 309 00:19:26,040 --> 00:19:28,160 - Fiona: Well, there's always time. - Keep the change. 310 00:19:30,336 --> 00:19:32,254 So your dad's still a drunk? 311 00:19:34,256 --> 00:19:35,424 Mine too. 312 00:19:38,010 --> 00:19:41,847 He's good at hiding it, though. Has to. He's on the fire department. 313 00:19:44,225 --> 00:19:48,312 So, what about you? Are you with someone right now? 314 00:19:49,230 --> 00:19:51,941 I've been dating this guy, Steve. 315 00:19:52,733 --> 00:19:54,944 - About all we have is passion. - Oh. 316 00:19:55,111 --> 00:19:56,654 Say it again, but slower. 317 00:19:58,072 --> 00:20:00,449 Before I met hal, I was engaged to this guy Ralph. 318 00:20:00,616 --> 00:20:02,159 - Hmm. - We fucked everywhere. 319 00:20:02,326 --> 00:20:05,037 I mean, one time, we did it in a bathroom at a party. 320 00:20:05,204 --> 00:20:07,456 - Heh. Done that. - Ah. 321 00:20:08,416 --> 00:20:10,292 - I like you, miss Fiona. - Heh. 322 00:20:10,459 --> 00:20:12,086 You're a dirty girl like me. 323 00:20:12,253 --> 00:20:14,296 So, what happened with the bathroom fucker? 324 00:20:14,463 --> 00:20:17,717 He didn't wanna be there for the small things in life. 325 00:20:17,883 --> 00:20:23,180 Like cooking a meal, and getting sick, and laughing at a stupid TV show. 326 00:20:23,347 --> 00:20:24,557 Sorry. 327 00:20:25,433 --> 00:20:28,185 It's okay. You know, his loss. 328 00:20:28,352 --> 00:20:31,230 - Does your guy like those things, or...? - Hmm... 329 00:20:31,397 --> 00:20:33,941 I think so. Or at least he pretends to. 330 00:20:34,108 --> 00:20:37,445 Good. Then hold on to him because guys like that get scooped up fast. 331 00:20:37,611 --> 00:20:40,781 Before you know it, you're 30, and the good ones are all gone. 332 00:20:40,948 --> 00:20:45,745 And then you have to wait until they get divorced, but by then, you'll be 45. 333 00:20:48,080 --> 00:20:49,790 Oh, god. I gotta bolt. 334 00:20:49,957 --> 00:20:53,794 I'll see you at the, uh, kids' party tomorrow? 335 00:20:53,961 --> 00:20:57,173 - I wasn't really gonna go after that meeting. - Oh. 336 00:20:57,339 --> 00:20:58,799 But now that you met me? 337 00:20:58,966 --> 00:21:01,510 Uh... I'll think about it. 338 00:21:08,559 --> 00:21:11,479 Okay. Uh, bye. 339 00:21:15,691 --> 00:21:17,443 You just made my boy parts get bigger. 340 00:21:18,194 --> 00:21:20,321 Fuck off. 341 00:21:20,780 --> 00:21:22,740 Looking for a few more guys. 342 00:21:22,907 --> 00:21:25,409 - It's my busy season. - Dangerous? 343 00:21:25,576 --> 00:21:27,536 Can be, if you're not careful. 344 00:21:28,162 --> 00:21:29,705 - Right. - City contracts me... 345 00:21:29,872 --> 00:21:31,874 To clear the stoppages in the sewer. 346 00:21:32,041 --> 00:21:33,876 Not glamorous work we're talking about. 347 00:21:34,043 --> 00:21:35,252 Sounds great to me. 348 00:21:38,631 --> 00:21:40,549 Fill this out. 349 00:21:41,300 --> 00:21:42,885 How we doing, Paulie? 350 00:21:43,052 --> 00:21:44,553 Paulie: All set. Turn her on. 351 00:21:47,932 --> 00:21:51,936 - Come to work with your dad? - No school. Budget cuts. 352 00:21:52,102 --> 00:21:54,021 Yeah, me too. 353 00:21:54,188 --> 00:21:55,439 You wanna go out sometime? 354 00:21:55,981 --> 00:21:57,441 I'm only 12. 355 00:21:58,108 --> 00:22:01,028 That's cool. I'm into older women. 356 00:22:01,195 --> 00:22:04,824 I don't like that you're getting hurt on purpose to make money. 357 00:22:04,990 --> 00:22:08,035 - Isn't that cheating? - I prefer to think of it as helping. 358 00:22:08,202 --> 00:22:09,411 You do? 359 00:22:09,578 --> 00:22:13,791 Yeah. When I collect workmen's comp, some lady has to fill out the papennork. 360 00:22:13,958 --> 00:22:15,501 That's herjob. 361 00:22:15,668 --> 00:22:17,628 If it wasn't for me, she'd be unemployed. 362 00:22:19,213 --> 00:22:21,423 Paulie: Shut it off! For the love of god, shut it off! 363 00:22:21,590 --> 00:22:24,260 - My eye! My eye! Aah! - Fuck. 364 00:22:24,426 --> 00:22:26,595 The city's gonna shut me down again for weeks. 365 00:22:26,762 --> 00:22:30,015 - Paulie will make millions off this. - Paulie: Shut it off! 366 00:22:30,182 --> 00:22:31,725 Call an ambulance! 367 00:22:39,650 --> 00:22:40,734 We got a call? 368 00:22:40,901 --> 00:22:43,279 You catch the plates on that guy Steve's cayenne? 369 00:22:43,445 --> 00:22:45,865 Uh, seven-three-echo-yankee-five-five. 370 00:22:46,031 --> 00:22:47,951 How'd I know you'd have it memorized, you psycho? 371 00:22:49,285 --> 00:22:51,829 Guess what car just got reported stolen. 372 00:22:54,123 --> 00:22:56,667 - By Steve? - Nope, by the owner. 373 00:22:56,834 --> 00:22:58,210 Roberto cavesi. 374 00:22:59,503 --> 00:23:01,839 - So Steve stole it. - Or bought it stolen. 375 00:23:02,006 --> 00:23:05,301 He's probably scratching the vin and changing the plates right now. 376 00:23:05,467 --> 00:23:07,219 Uh, did you call it in? 377 00:23:07,386 --> 00:23:08,746 - Just getting ready... - No. Uh... 378 00:23:09,263 --> 00:23:11,891 Why don't we hold off for a few hours? 379 00:23:12,057 --> 00:23:15,853 I'm not gonna do anything crazy. I just wanna talk to Fiona first. 380 00:23:17,813 --> 00:23:20,316 Man: You may have heard how dangerous this place has been. 381 00:23:20,482 --> 00:23:22,484 - Frank: Not afraid. - Medical waste disposal. 382 00:23:22,651 --> 00:23:25,613 Blood-soaked bandages, contaminated needles, body parts. 383 00:23:25,779 --> 00:23:27,619 - Carl: Cool. - Used to be we could only get... 384 00:23:27,781 --> 00:23:29,181 Illegal immigrants to work here. 385 00:23:29,325 --> 00:23:31,201 - Looking at a true-blue American. - Ah. 386 00:23:31,368 --> 00:23:35,539 Well, the CDC came around four months ago and hit us with some hefty fines. 387 00:23:35,706 --> 00:23:41,045 That's when they brought me in. I turned this place around. 388 00:23:41,211 --> 00:23:43,255 - Excuse me? - Oh, I'm an osha-certified... 389 00:23:43,422 --> 00:23:46,008 Safety compliance officer. Take a look. 390 00:23:48,594 --> 00:23:50,512 I got this place in ship-shape. 391 00:23:50,679 --> 00:23:55,142 All-new health and safety rules, weekly safety meetings for all employees. 392 00:23:55,601 --> 00:23:58,020 "Ninety-three days accident free." 393 00:23:58,187 --> 00:24:00,940 Come on, I'll show you your workstation. Aids needles. 394 00:24:01,106 --> 00:24:02,191 Okay. 395 00:24:14,912 --> 00:24:16,205 Hey, Tony. 396 00:24:16,372 --> 00:24:19,959 Fiona. Wasn't sure whether to knock over here or next door, heh. 397 00:24:20,626 --> 00:24:21,961 I'm mostly here. 398 00:24:22,127 --> 00:24:25,172 - None of my business, really. - Okay. 399 00:24:26,006 --> 00:24:28,092 Steve around today? 400 00:24:28,467 --> 00:24:29,510 He's at work. 401 00:24:30,177 --> 00:24:31,345 Work? Yeah. 402 00:24:32,972 --> 00:24:37,059 Fiona, Steve may not be the guy you think he is. 403 00:24:37,226 --> 00:24:40,020 Heh, was this the part where it's none of your business? 404 00:24:40,187 --> 00:24:42,982 There are some things about him I don't think you know. 405 00:24:44,733 --> 00:24:47,494 You ever wonder why he has all that money, but he hangs out down here? 406 00:24:48,696 --> 00:24:51,323 That sounds awfully close to being an insult. 407 00:24:51,490 --> 00:24:53,993 - I don't mean it like that. - What other way is there? 408 00:24:54,159 --> 00:24:57,329 I mean, why would a guy like Steve be with someone like me? 409 00:24:57,496 --> 00:25:00,332 - No. - I know you're badmouthing Steve. 410 00:25:00,499 --> 00:25:02,292 He'd never talk shit about you. Ever. 411 00:25:03,919 --> 00:25:06,130 You should go, Tony. 412 00:25:09,842 --> 00:25:11,468 Just be careful, Fiona. 413 00:25:17,349 --> 00:25:19,977 Come on. Pick up. 414 00:25:20,144 --> 00:25:22,438 Steve: It's me. Leave a message. 415 00:25:23,480 --> 00:25:25,733 - Come on, pick up. - It's me. Leave a message. 416 00:25:25,899 --> 00:25:27,317 Shit. 417 00:25:31,071 --> 00:25:33,574 Man: Looking for someone to work in cabinetry. 418 00:25:33,741 --> 00:25:36,660 From, uh, refinishing to installation. 419 00:25:36,827 --> 00:25:40,748 Flexible hours, and we can offer competitive benefits, heh. 420 00:25:40,914 --> 00:25:43,459 I gotta be honest with you about something here. 421 00:25:43,625 --> 00:25:44,626 Yeah, what's that? 422 00:25:44,793 --> 00:25:47,463 Uh, you know, most industries are using green products. 423 00:25:47,629 --> 00:25:51,050 Everything's ecofriendly this, ecofriendly that. 424 00:25:51,216 --> 00:25:53,343 I just haven't jumped on the bandwagon yet. 425 00:25:53,510 --> 00:25:58,015 - I mean, the stuff's too damn expensive. - Not to mention ed begley Jr.'s a pussy. 426 00:25:58,182 --> 00:26:01,935 You know, the products we're using, they're, uh, not exactly the safest. 427 00:26:02,102 --> 00:26:03,979 Formaldehyde's our biggest, uh, culprit. 428 00:26:04,146 --> 00:26:06,982 As a result, a lot of folks are getting sick. Seems like... 429 00:26:07,149 --> 00:26:09,068 - He'll take it. - What? 430 00:26:09,234 --> 00:26:12,529 The job. He'll take it. Tomorrow okay for him to start? 431 00:26:12,696 --> 00:26:15,783 Uh, yeah. Yeah, sure. Okay. Yeah. Ha-ha-ha. 432 00:26:22,873 --> 00:26:26,627 Hi. I'm Karen Jackson. I mean, daddyz girl. 433 00:26:26,794 --> 00:26:30,672 This is my first web diary entry, and it's dedicated to my daddy... 434 00:26:32,549 --> 00:26:35,636 Eddie Jackson. Here he is on the left. 435 00:26:35,803 --> 00:26:39,473 You can visit him at the itc on 126th where he works. 436 00:26:39,640 --> 00:26:42,434 My daddy and I recently went to a purity ball... 437 00:26:42,601 --> 00:26:46,897 Where he asked me to confess my sexual sins so that we can be closer. 438 00:26:47,064 --> 00:26:50,192 But when I did, guess what he did. 439 00:26:50,359 --> 00:26:51,819 He called me a whore. 440 00:26:51,985 --> 00:26:54,113 In front of a room full of people. 441 00:26:54,279 --> 00:26:56,323 A whore. Yelled it. 442 00:26:56,490 --> 00:27:00,119 So guess what, daddy. I've got something for you. 443 00:27:07,459 --> 00:27:09,419 These are vanilla. 444 00:27:09,878 --> 00:27:12,589 - Where were you two all day? - Lip: We went to go see grammy... 445 00:27:12,756 --> 00:27:14,925 - Like you suggested. - Oh, yeah, heh? How is she? 446 00:27:15,092 --> 00:27:17,386 - Still mean as a snake. - Ah. 447 00:27:17,553 --> 00:27:20,097 Carl, hey, we're decorating, noteafing. 448 00:27:20,639 --> 00:27:22,349 Hey. Yo. 449 00:27:22,850 --> 00:27:24,393 Thank god. Steve: What's up? 450 00:27:24,560 --> 00:27:27,771 Did you get my messages about Tony? I've been trying you for hours. 451 00:27:27,938 --> 00:27:30,274 - Oh, work was crazy. - I'm worried. 452 00:27:31,400 --> 00:27:35,237 - Oh, he's not gonna do anything to me. - Well, I think he suspects something. 453 00:27:35,404 --> 00:27:38,448 No, he's just jealous. I'm careful. Promise. 454 00:27:38,615 --> 00:27:39,741 Okay? 455 00:27:41,410 --> 00:27:44,204 All right. What do we got going on here? 456 00:27:44,371 --> 00:27:47,833 Well, if you're, uh, Carl, then you're making scrotum cupcakes. 457 00:27:48,584 --> 00:27:50,294 Steve: Very nice. All: Ha-ha-ha. 458 00:28:03,557 --> 00:28:05,309 Tony: He already changed the plates? 459 00:28:06,852 --> 00:28:09,229 You're going down, fucker. 460 00:28:22,075 --> 00:28:24,369 Ian: Did Steve give you the car? Lip: No, I bought it. 461 00:28:24,870 --> 00:28:27,998 Had $74,920 lying around. 462 00:28:28,165 --> 00:28:29,541 Ian: Ah, money well spent. 463 00:28:32,377 --> 00:28:36,465 Yo, where are you? I'm, uh, sorry about yesterday, all right? 464 00:28:36,632 --> 00:28:38,634 All right, call me back. Don't be mad. 465 00:28:43,472 --> 00:28:45,849 Why is it we've never met any of frank's brothers? 466 00:28:46,016 --> 00:28:49,186 Family reunions are for families. 467 00:28:56,235 --> 00:28:58,237 And will the guy behind door number one... 468 00:28:58,403 --> 00:29:00,405 Be Ian Gallagher's ticket out? 469 00:29:00,572 --> 00:29:02,366 Ian: Shut up. 470 00:29:03,492 --> 00:29:04,534 Yeah? 471 00:29:04,701 --> 00:29:06,578 - Holy shit. - Oh, my god. 472 00:29:07,412 --> 00:29:08,538 What do you want? 473 00:29:09,206 --> 00:29:11,458 Uh, hi. Um, I'm sorry. 474 00:29:11,625 --> 00:29:13,669 Uh, my name is Phillip. This is my brother Ian. 475 00:29:14,711 --> 00:29:16,672 Yeah, so? 476 00:29:17,256 --> 00:29:19,925 Well, we're frank Gallagher's sons. We were wondering... 477 00:29:20,092 --> 00:29:24,346 - If we could talk to you for a... - Son of a bitch. 478 00:29:25,180 --> 00:29:26,348 Off to a good start. 479 00:29:26,515 --> 00:29:30,435 - I didn't know dad was a twin. Did you? - No. 480 00:29:30,602 --> 00:29:32,729 Hey. What are you doing? 481 00:29:32,896 --> 00:29:35,816 - We should talk to him. - He slammed the door in our faces. 482 00:29:35,983 --> 00:29:37,734 We probably scared him. 483 00:29:37,901 --> 00:29:40,279 I don't want that dick being my father, all right? 484 00:29:40,445 --> 00:29:43,365 We're here. We should find out more about him. 485 00:29:43,532 --> 00:29:47,953 Jerry: I have a shotgun, and I'm not afraid to use it. 486 00:29:48,620 --> 00:29:50,414 Happy? 487 00:29:51,123 --> 00:29:53,083 - Yeah. - Okay. 488 00:29:55,794 --> 00:29:57,004 Steve: Oh. 489 00:29:57,379 --> 00:30:00,757 - Come on. - Where'd you guys get the Xbox? 490 00:30:01,883 --> 00:30:03,719 I let them borrow mine. 491 00:30:03,885 --> 00:30:06,346 You're getting into this classroom-moms thing. 492 00:30:06,513 --> 00:30:09,725 - Well, it's important to debs. Right? - Yep. 493 00:30:11,143 --> 00:30:13,061 I'll get it. 494 00:30:13,228 --> 00:30:15,564 Don't run away just because I'm kicking your ass. 495 00:30:17,649 --> 00:30:20,277 - Jasmine: Hi. I'm Jasmine. - I've heard of you. I'm Steve. 496 00:30:20,444 --> 00:30:23,488 Oh. Hey. Uh, debs, clean this stuff up. 497 00:30:23,655 --> 00:30:26,950 No. Don't worry. My ironing board is still out from last weekend. 498 00:30:27,117 --> 00:30:30,120 - Uh, you met my boyfriend, Steve? - I did. He's cute. 499 00:30:30,287 --> 00:30:32,414 - For that you get a cup of coffee. - Hmm. 500 00:30:32,581 --> 00:30:34,958 - Uh, sorry for coming unannounced. - It's okay. 501 00:30:35,125 --> 00:30:38,170 I was just at my sister's house. She let me raid her closet. 502 00:30:38,337 --> 00:30:40,589 - Guess what doesn't fit her anymore. - All that? 503 00:30:40,756 --> 00:30:43,675 She's pregnant again. I thought we could try this stuff on... 504 00:30:43,842 --> 00:30:45,802 - And see what fits us. - Sure. 505 00:30:45,969 --> 00:30:48,180 Uh, we're gonna be upstairs. 506 00:30:48,347 --> 00:30:51,558 Steve: It's all right. Your boyfriend's gotta go to work soon anyway. 507 00:30:51,725 --> 00:30:54,311 - Be careful today? - I will. Nice to meet you, Jasmine. 508 00:30:54,478 --> 00:30:56,480 Yeah. Will I see you at the party tonight? 509 00:30:56,646 --> 00:30:58,315 I wouldn't miss it. 510 00:31:05,238 --> 00:31:06,990 Not so fast, buster. 511 00:31:07,157 --> 00:31:10,202 Hey, debs. I got your new iPad in my bag. 512 00:31:10,369 --> 00:31:11,787 Did you tell her, Jimmy? 513 00:31:13,163 --> 00:31:16,708 Family. Dropped out of med school. Different name. 514 00:31:16,875 --> 00:31:19,711 Yeah, yeah. I just haven't found the right time yet, okay? 515 00:31:19,878 --> 00:31:22,756 It's unnatural for a kid to hold a secret for so long. 516 00:31:22,923 --> 00:31:25,300 - I'm gonna crack. - Okay, okay. Tonight. 517 00:31:27,010 --> 00:31:29,721 - That's my ride. I gotta go. - Pinkie swear? 518 00:31:31,890 --> 00:31:32,933 - Do it. - Pinkie swear. 519 00:31:39,147 --> 00:31:41,608 Hold your horses. I'm coming. 520 00:32:01,128 --> 00:32:04,673 - First day on the job. - Oh, yeah? 521 00:32:05,132 --> 00:32:08,677 - Suppose I could use a power tool? - Whoa, baby steps, my friend. 522 00:32:08,844 --> 00:32:11,263 Probably in about a month. 523 00:32:11,430 --> 00:32:13,890 Man: Two more boxes are supposed to go in here. 524 00:32:14,057 --> 00:32:16,685 Surprised to find an opening in this economy. 525 00:32:16,852 --> 00:32:19,688 - Somebody get fired? - Lorenzo worked at that station. 526 00:32:19,855 --> 00:32:21,314 He's out on workers' comp. 527 00:32:21,481 --> 00:32:24,401 One man's misfortune is another man's opportunity. 528 00:32:24,568 --> 00:32:28,363 - What, um...? What happened to him? - Emphysema. 529 00:32:28,530 --> 00:32:30,407 Man: They get face frames also? 530 00:32:30,574 --> 00:32:33,577 And how did Lorenzo get the big e? 531 00:32:33,743 --> 00:32:36,455 Inhaling chemical fumes. 532 00:32:36,621 --> 00:32:40,083 - That's all it took? - Oh, you'd be smart to wear a mask. 533 00:32:40,250 --> 00:32:43,587 What fumes exactly? You know, so I can stay clear. 534 00:32:43,753 --> 00:32:47,674 Paint thinner, formaldehyde, cleaner, stainer, you name it. 535 00:32:47,841 --> 00:32:51,636 - He was here one day, gone the next. - That fast, huh? 536 00:32:51,803 --> 00:32:54,931 You know, a man dedicates seven years of his life to a company... 537 00:32:55,098 --> 00:32:58,727 And that's the thanks he gets: A bum lung. 538 00:33:00,228 --> 00:33:03,732 Seven years? You said he was here one day, gone the next. 539 00:33:04,149 --> 00:33:07,235 Well, he was. After having the job for seven years. 540 00:33:07,819 --> 00:33:10,280 You know, he was my best work friend. 541 00:33:10,447 --> 00:33:13,533 Sucks not having him around here anymore. 542 00:33:17,746 --> 00:33:20,832 - Jasmine: That looks good on you. - You think? 543 00:33:20,999 --> 00:33:25,253 - Your body is perfect. - No. Makes me look huge. 544 00:33:25,420 --> 00:33:28,131 - Please. Look at this. - Heh. 545 00:33:28,298 --> 00:33:32,093 Still haven't gotten rid of my baby fat. And my youngest is 6. 546 00:33:32,260 --> 00:33:33,261 Fiona: 547 00:33:33,428 --> 00:33:37,474 - I really like Steve, by the way. - He's a good guy. I think. 548 00:33:37,641 --> 00:33:40,143 - He seems into you. - Well, he stuck around. 549 00:33:40,310 --> 00:33:41,728 Here. Try this on. 550 00:33:44,564 --> 00:33:48,443 So I talked to hal last night. His business is booming right now. 551 00:33:48,610 --> 00:33:50,654 - What does he do? - He's an accountant. 552 00:33:50,820 --> 00:33:53,198 Helps people with their taxes, that sort of thing. 553 00:33:53,782 --> 00:33:55,492 Are you good with numbers? 554 00:33:55,992 --> 00:33:57,827 I guess so. 555 00:33:57,994 --> 00:34:01,748 Then I'll introduce you to him later at the party. 556 00:34:03,792 --> 00:34:04,834 I mean, ha-ha. 557 00:34:09,965 --> 00:34:12,717 Gotta pick up the monsters. 558 00:34:13,635 --> 00:34:15,845 Why are you being so nice to me? 559 00:34:16,012 --> 00:34:19,391 Why are you being a freak and asking a question like that? 560 00:34:20,058 --> 00:34:21,810 See you tonight. 561 00:35:02,684 --> 00:35:05,520 Ah, I knew I had it here somewhere. 562 00:35:05,687 --> 00:35:09,899 This is your father and me when we were altar boys. 563 00:35:10,066 --> 00:35:12,402 - Dad was an altar boy? - Yeah, he sure was. 564 00:35:13,820 --> 00:35:16,573 Frank around the communion wine, that must've been a challenge, huh? 565 00:35:16,740 --> 00:35:19,242 Heh, father frank, as we used to call him. He was devout. 566 00:35:19,409 --> 00:35:22,912 - He was, uh, first in his class at catechism. - Frank? 567 00:35:23,079 --> 00:35:25,123 So, what brings you boys around? 568 00:35:25,290 --> 00:35:28,752 Uh, well, we're working on a, uh, family-tree project at school, Lucy. 569 00:35:28,918 --> 00:35:32,255 - Aunt Lucy. - Wow. Well, good for you. 570 00:35:32,422 --> 00:35:35,050 - Did your dad tell you where I lived? - We looked it up. 571 00:35:35,216 --> 00:35:39,512 Yeah, I don't suppose he would have. We, um, had a falling-out a long time ago. 572 00:35:39,679 --> 00:35:41,681 Anybody need some more pop? 573 00:35:41,848 --> 00:35:46,436 It was my fault. I should've done something about it. I just never did. 574 00:35:46,603 --> 00:35:49,272 Clayton, I need your help in the kitchen. 575 00:35:49,439 --> 00:35:51,358 With the pop. 576 00:35:53,943 --> 00:35:54,986 Okay. 577 00:35:55,528 --> 00:35:56,905 More pop. 578 00:35:57,072 --> 00:35:58,990 Corning right up. 579 00:36:02,327 --> 00:36:03,745 Lucy: What are you doing? 580 00:36:03,912 --> 00:36:05,997 - Clayton: Getting to know my nephews. - Let's go. 581 00:36:06,164 --> 00:36:08,667 - Lucy: I don't want them in my house. - What? They're great. 582 00:36:08,833 --> 00:36:11,628 - I can't do this. - Lucy: Told me you never slept with her. 583 00:36:11,795 --> 00:36:13,713 - Clayton: I didn't. - Ruin their lives. 584 00:36:13,880 --> 00:36:17,008 - Lucy: Why does he look like Jacob? - That guy's totally your dad. 585 00:36:17,175 --> 00:36:19,594 - You don't know that. - We can easily find out. 586 00:36:19,761 --> 00:36:22,555 - I don't wanna know. - You look exactly like him. 587 00:36:22,722 --> 00:36:24,140 So, what am I supposed to do? 588 00:36:24,307 --> 00:36:27,519 - Pack my bags and move in here? - Have you checked this place out? 589 00:36:27,686 --> 00:36:29,604 - Fuck. - Ian. 590 00:36:29,771 --> 00:36:31,690 - Clayton: I'm not walking around here... - Ian. 591 00:36:33,108 --> 00:36:34,859 Ian. 592 00:36:36,027 --> 00:36:38,321 - Ian, come on. We should at least go... - Look. 593 00:36:38,488 --> 00:36:40,782 This is about you, all right? Not me. 594 00:36:40,949 --> 00:36:45,161 Look, we all have our problems with frank, but he's still my father. 595 00:36:45,328 --> 00:36:48,206 And Fiona's my sister, and you're my brother. 596 00:36:48,373 --> 00:36:51,835 Debbie, Carl, Liam. We're a family. 597 00:36:52,001 --> 00:36:54,504 Yeah, but, Ian, you can have a sweet life here. 598 00:36:55,422 --> 00:36:58,007 I'm happy with who we are. 599 00:36:58,550 --> 00:37:00,552 Even if you're not. 600 00:37:39,841 --> 00:37:42,093 Well, look at that. Lunch is over. 601 00:37:42,260 --> 00:37:44,512 The time, how she flies. 602 00:37:44,679 --> 00:37:48,099 Well, it's back to the grindstone for this guy. 603 00:37:48,266 --> 00:37:51,519 Careful, frank. That spill almost got you there, huh? 604 00:37:51,686 --> 00:37:56,191 Already lost one best work friend. Don't need to lose another so soon. 605 00:37:59,110 --> 00:38:00,320 Okay, you can let go now. 606 00:38:22,759 --> 00:38:24,219 Steve: All right. 607 00:38:40,819 --> 00:38:43,321 Heh. Hey. Tony, right? 608 00:38:43,488 --> 00:38:45,240 Funny seeing you here. How are you? 609 00:38:50,912 --> 00:38:55,375 - How long you been stealing cars? - Who says I steal them? Ow. Fuck. 610 00:38:55,542 --> 00:38:58,294 You were in a cayenne yesterday, hotwiring a 911 today. 611 00:38:58,461 --> 00:39:02,715 - I lost my keys. That's... motherfucker. - How long? 612 00:39:03,842 --> 00:39:06,845 As long as I've been fucking Fiona for. 613 00:39:07,011 --> 00:39:09,973 Oh, fuck! 614 00:39:12,267 --> 00:39:15,728 And for dinner, she made pork loin with caramelized apples... 615 00:39:15,895 --> 00:39:19,899 With a side of iceberg lettuce that had a little oil and vinegar drizzled on it. 616 00:39:20,066 --> 00:39:23,653 Oh, what I'd do for a little roquefort, but with my high cholesterol... 617 00:39:23,820 --> 00:39:26,197 - I told you about that, right? - About an hour ago. 618 00:39:26,364 --> 00:39:29,117 Two sixty-seven. Your doctor wants it under 150. 619 00:39:29,409 --> 00:39:35,373 Aw, you remember. Anyway, after dinner, she cut some berries for dessert: 620 00:39:35,540 --> 00:39:38,751 Strawberries, raspberries, blackberries. 621 00:39:41,629 --> 00:39:42,672 Shit! 622 00:39:43,423 --> 00:39:47,051 Frank. Frank. Here I come. 623 00:39:56,185 --> 00:39:57,353 Get the... 624 00:39:57,520 --> 00:39:58,813 Second place sucks, huh? 625 00:39:59,856 --> 00:40:02,609 - Think this is only about Fiona? - Fucking seems that way. 626 00:40:02,775 --> 00:40:05,862 Yeah? It's also about the little operation you got going on. 627 00:40:06,195 --> 00:40:08,865 - Yeah, I could cut you in. - Oh, yeah? 628 00:40:09,032 --> 00:40:10,742 Now you're bribing an officer? 629 00:40:11,659 --> 00:40:14,829 Whoa, whoa! The way that I figure it, there's not much you can do. 630 00:40:14,996 --> 00:40:18,458 You bring me in, you risk Fiona hating you forever. 631 00:40:20,335 --> 00:40:23,046 Yeah, that's how I see it too. So, uh... 632 00:40:23,212 --> 00:40:24,756 I'm gonna leave it up to you. 633 00:40:24,923 --> 00:40:26,591 What the hell does that mean? 634 00:40:26,758 --> 00:40:28,092 Come here. 635 00:40:28,259 --> 00:40:29,344 You got two choices. 636 00:40:29,844 --> 00:40:32,847 You could, uh, turn yourself in, spend a couple years in jail. 637 00:40:33,014 --> 00:40:36,559 Of course, by the time you get out, Fiona and I will be married, so... 638 00:40:36,726 --> 00:40:37,977 In your dreams. 639 00:40:40,688 --> 00:40:42,941 Whoa, whoa! Wait, wait, wait. What's the second choice? 640 00:40:43,608 --> 00:40:45,944 - You could save your ass. - How? 641 00:40:48,196 --> 00:40:49,697 Disappear. Tonight. 642 00:40:49,864 --> 00:40:51,950 Walk away. Just leave everything behind. 643 00:40:52,116 --> 00:40:54,452 Don't go back to your house, don't call her... 644 00:40:54,619 --> 00:40:56,663 Don't say goodbye, just leave. 645 00:40:58,122 --> 00:41:00,166 But you have to decide right now. 646 00:41:05,213 --> 00:41:07,715 I think I'm love drunk 647 00:41:07,882 --> 00:41:11,386 off one shot of you I think I'm love drunk 648 00:41:11,552 --> 00:41:15,390 and you're the proof I think I'm love drunk 649 00:41:15,556 --> 00:41:17,809 I'm chasing you I think I'm love drunk 650 00:41:17,976 --> 00:41:20,103 - nice ass. - Excuse me? 651 00:41:20,269 --> 00:41:23,690 Ooh, don't mind him. He thinks he's so funny. 652 00:41:23,856 --> 00:41:26,025 - This is my husband, hal. - How's it going? 653 00:41:26,192 --> 00:41:30,321 Hal. Scared me there. Almost had to give you a knee to the groin. 654 00:41:30,488 --> 00:41:32,031 Jazzy's told me all about you. 655 00:41:32,198 --> 00:41:34,575 - Oh, yeah? - Yeah. Yeah. So you gonna work for me? 656 00:41:36,411 --> 00:41:38,871 I am? Hal: She's the boss. 657 00:41:40,206 --> 00:41:41,874 Don't give me that look. 658 00:41:42,041 --> 00:41:43,084 Come on. 659 00:41:43,459 --> 00:41:46,170 Let's take a lap. Hal: Uh-oh. 660 00:41:46,838 --> 00:41:49,716 Jasmine: Stay out of trouble, hal. 661 00:41:50,800 --> 00:41:53,428 Thought that cute boyfriend of yours was coming. 662 00:41:53,594 --> 00:41:55,596 Yeah, so did I. 663 00:42:08,401 --> 00:42:09,861 What the hell? 664 00:42:12,989 --> 00:42:16,576 Dispatch, this is off-duty officer 2244 reporting a stolen vehicle. 665 00:42:16,743 --> 00:42:20,830 License 7-2-delta-delta-foxtrot-4. Black, new, Porsche cayenne. 666 00:42:20,997 --> 00:42:25,668 Heading eastbound on carmac. Just passed 36th street. 667 00:42:33,843 --> 00:42:38,598 Well, Steve, possession of a stolen car is a tel... 668 00:43:44,455 --> 00:43:47,125 - You all right? - Get the fuck out of here. 669 00:43:47,875 --> 00:43:49,085 Sorry. 670 00:43:51,712 --> 00:43:53,464 Wait. 671 00:43:54,507 --> 00:43:55,550 Come back here. 672 00:43:58,344 --> 00:43:59,804 What happened to your hand? 673 00:44:00,513 --> 00:44:03,182 Work thing. Is your hair different or something? 674 00:44:03,349 --> 00:44:05,143 Let me see. 675 00:44:05,726 --> 00:44:07,520 - Sit. - Huh, no... 676 00:44:07,687 --> 00:44:10,398 - I really should get upstairs. - Those pain pills? 677 00:44:11,440 --> 00:44:12,817 - —Oxy. - Give me. 678 00:44:12,984 --> 00:44:17,196 Oh, no way. No, don't you be taking all of those. 679 00:44:22,660 --> 00:44:25,955 Whoa! Wait. What are you doing? Oh, shit. 680 00:44:26,122 --> 00:44:28,416 - Shh! - No, no, no. 681 00:44:28,583 --> 00:44:30,143 Steve: Leave a message. 682 00:44:30,251 --> 00:44:33,131 - Jasmine: Still not picking up? - No. Keeps going straight to voicemail. 683 00:44:33,212 --> 00:44:34,630 I have a bad feeling. 684 00:44:34,797 --> 00:44:37,008 I'm sure there's a logical explanation, honey. 685 00:44:37,800 --> 00:44:40,595 Wanna sneak off to the bathroom? I have some party favors. 686 00:44:40,761 --> 00:44:42,513 - What? - A little pick-me-up. 687 00:44:42,680 --> 00:44:44,557 It'll make you feel better. 688 00:44:46,225 --> 00:44:48,144 Hello? 689 00:44:50,688 --> 00:44:51,939 What? 690 00:44:52,440 --> 00:44:55,651 Shit. No, I'll be right there. 691 00:44:55,818 --> 00:44:58,112 My brothers were just arrested. 692 00:45:02,408 --> 00:45:03,951 Frank: 693 00:45:04,118 --> 00:45:05,328 No, no. 694 00:45:07,496 --> 00:45:10,958 What do you think now, daddy? Am I still a whore? 695 00:45:12,126 --> 00:45:14,212 Mother of god.