1 00:00:02,127 --> 00:00:05,464 This is what you missed last week on shameless. 2 00:00:07,007 --> 00:00:09,927 Well, just watch your screen. You'll get it. 3 00:00:10,135 --> 00:00:13,764 Been reading about this purity ball. You can re-dedicate yourself as a virgin. 4 00:00:13,931 --> 00:00:15,265 Confess your transgressions. 5 00:00:18,060 --> 00:00:19,770 I'll give you the damn car. 6 00:00:19,978 --> 00:00:21,980 You have to stand up to him, Kash. 7 00:00:24,316 --> 00:00:26,777 Put it back. Now. 8 00:00:26,985 --> 00:00:29,863 - What are you doing? - It's a fucking snickers bar. 9 00:00:30,072 --> 00:00:31,823 Mickey: Fuck. 10 00:00:32,032 --> 00:00:33,367 I bought her a house. 11 00:00:33,575 --> 00:00:36,286 You'll be living with Steve in the house he bought. 12 00:00:36,453 --> 00:00:38,497 - Fiona: Show me the house. - I like you, Fiona. 13 00:00:38,705 --> 00:00:39,790 You remember Steve? 14 00:00:39,957 --> 00:00:41,416 [Fiona moaning] 15 00:00:41,959 --> 00:00:44,836 - Yeah, how's it going? - Lou: All I need is your signature... 16 00:00:45,003 --> 00:00:47,130 And Monica's, and the money is all yours. 17 00:00:47,297 --> 00:00:49,758 - Monica's over at Sheila's. - Who the hell's Monica? 18 00:00:49,925 --> 00:00:51,927 - Our mother. - Oh, my god. 19 00:00:52,094 --> 00:00:55,931 How about moni sign whatever the hell it is you need, we get Liam? 20 00:00:56,098 --> 00:00:58,267 - Done. - You don't get to abandon your kids... 21 00:00:58,433 --> 00:01:01,103 And then show up to take your pick of the litter. 22 00:01:01,270 --> 00:01:06,692 - Roberta and I wanna start a family. - But you're here now. So I'm done. 23 00:02:16,928 --> 00:02:19,848 So how long you plan on us staying here playing house? 24 00:02:20,015 --> 00:02:24,102 Did you see those kids' faces? Did you see the way they looked at me? 25 00:02:24,311 --> 00:02:26,605 I'm not supporting six kids. 26 00:02:26,772 --> 00:02:28,292 Bob: We get the DNA results tomorrow... 27 00:02:28,440 --> 00:02:30,192 - It'll prove Liam's not frank's. - Shh! 28 00:02:30,400 --> 00:02:33,612 Bob: That way if the shit head changes his mind, he can't take Liam. 29 00:02:33,779 --> 00:02:37,449 - Keep quiet. They're sleeping. - Bob: We are gonna make a great family. 30 00:02:37,616 --> 00:02:42,537 I'm gonna take care of you and Liam like frank never could. 31 00:02:42,704 --> 00:02:47,542 Monica: I am going to bed. Bob: Possession is nine-tenths of the law. 32 00:02:47,709 --> 00:02:49,503 [Monica & Bob laughing and murmuring] 33 00:03:04,935 --> 00:03:06,937 Fiona: It's so quiet. 34 00:03:08,480 --> 00:03:10,607 It's nice, right? 35 00:03:18,365 --> 00:03:19,926 Debbie [over baby monitor]: It has to be e—6... 36 00:03:19,950 --> 00:03:21,990 It's the only spot left big enough for a carrier. 37 00:03:22,119 --> 00:03:24,519 Carl [over baby monitor]: No, it's not. Debbie: You're lying. 38 00:03:24,663 --> 00:03:27,582 Monica didn't even bother to read to them or tuck them in. 39 00:03:27,749 --> 00:03:30,293 She probably forgot to use Liam's ass cream too. 40 00:03:30,460 --> 00:03:33,964 Debbie: Yes, it is. You're cheating again. Carl: No, I'm not. 41 00:03:34,131 --> 00:03:37,884 Carl, go back to your room. Debbie, go to sleep. School tomorrow. 42 00:03:38,051 --> 00:03:40,303 - Carl: We're almost done. - You both brush your teeth? 43 00:03:47,894 --> 00:03:52,107 - Night, Carl. - Night, Fiona. Love you. 44 00:03:52,649 --> 00:03:54,735 - Love you, Fiona. - Fiona: Love you too. 45 00:04:04,077 --> 00:04:06,705 And no reading under the covers. 46 00:04:07,122 --> 00:04:08,165 [Debbie sighs] 47 00:04:13,545 --> 00:04:15,380 Monica, Carl needs something from you. 48 00:04:15,547 --> 00:04:17,591 - Here. - What? What's this? 49 00:04:17,758 --> 00:04:19,342 Permission slip. 50 00:04:19,551 --> 00:04:23,180 - You're going to the aquarium. When? - Today. I need $10. 51 00:04:23,346 --> 00:04:25,223 - What for? - Admission fee. 52 00:04:25,390 --> 00:04:28,977 - School doesn't pay for that? - No. And he'll need money for food. 53 00:04:29,144 --> 00:04:31,521 Grab him an instant oatmeal and a pop-tart. 54 00:04:31,688 --> 00:04:34,483 - Makes a great lunch. - Deb, what are you doing? 55 00:04:34,649 --> 00:04:38,403 I'm looking for a poster board and markers. I'm running for re-election. 56 00:04:38,612 --> 00:04:40,864 Ian, could you help her? 57 00:04:41,031 --> 00:04:44,534 If you would tell me these things before it'd be better in the morning. 58 00:04:44,743 --> 00:04:46,828 -I need 40 bucks. Bob: No. 59 00:04:46,995 --> 00:04:50,916 - Bob, do you have a five? - In my wallet. Where it's gonna stay. 60 00:04:51,082 --> 00:04:55,212 I need a new calculus textbook. I can get it used, only cost 20. 61 00:04:55,378 --> 00:04:57,464 Where are our lunches? 62 00:04:57,964 --> 00:04:59,549 Huh? 63 00:05:02,427 --> 00:05:06,348 What is everybody looking at? Start spreading peanut butter on bread. 64 00:05:06,556 --> 00:05:08,141 Right. 65 00:05:08,350 --> 00:05:11,186 So... okay, where's the jelly? 66 00:05:12,854 --> 00:05:14,689 Bob: Hey, listen. I'm running this kitchen. 67 00:05:14,856 --> 00:05:18,360 We're gonna have an assembly line. You, right there. Tallest to shortest. 68 00:05:18,527 --> 00:05:22,280 Fucking Monica. She can barely cook an egg. She didn't even make them lunches. 69 00:05:22,447 --> 00:05:26,368 She's got them leaving late while that fat lesbian sits on her ass doing nothing. 70 00:05:26,535 --> 00:05:28,620 Steve: It's freezing. 71 00:05:28,829 --> 00:05:31,581 Go over and help out. 72 00:05:31,748 --> 00:05:33,708 - Fuck her. - She's driving you crazy. 73 00:05:33,875 --> 00:05:36,336 - Fiona: I'm fine. - All right, then it's driving me crazy. 74 00:05:36,503 --> 00:05:38,797 Believe me, I'll be back over there soon enough. 75 00:05:38,964 --> 00:05:40,715 You get any sleep last night? 76 00:05:41,716 --> 00:05:44,886 She left Carl at oktoberfest until November. 77 00:05:45,053 --> 00:05:48,098 This is a woman who burned a hole in Liam's footie pajamas... 78 00:05:48,265 --> 00:05:50,559 When she fell asleep smoking while nursing. 79 00:05:50,725 --> 00:05:53,061 - She came back. - She's a flake. 80 00:05:53,228 --> 00:05:55,564 Okay? She never called, she never came by. 81 00:05:55,730 --> 00:05:59,109 She never sent those kids a fucking birthday card. 82 00:05:59,943 --> 00:06:02,195 I mean, it must have been hard when she left. 83 00:06:02,362 --> 00:06:04,614 - Destroyed the kids. - I meant you. 84 00:06:04,781 --> 00:06:07,284 Oh, heh, I wept tears of joy. 85 00:06:07,450 --> 00:06:08,743 We need a couch. 86 00:06:10,036 --> 00:06:11,788 - You should talk to a lawyer. - Heh, right. 87 00:06:11,955 --> 00:06:14,583 I can't keep food on the table but I'm hiring a lawyer. 88 00:06:14,749 --> 00:06:17,168 Just to find out what Monica can and can't do. 89 00:06:17,752 --> 00:06:19,796 Here, you know what? I gotta get to work. 90 00:06:19,963 --> 00:06:22,424 - Hup! Catch. - Wha...? What's this? 91 00:06:22,591 --> 00:06:24,259 Your own cell phone. 92 00:06:24,426 --> 00:06:28,638 - I don't want you buying me stuff. - It's what couples do. 93 00:06:29,097 --> 00:06:31,099 Get us a couch. 94 00:06:36,104 --> 00:06:37,731 Okay. Um... 95 00:06:40,233 --> 00:06:41,359 Okay. 96 00:06:41,985 --> 00:06:43,737 Everyone. 97 00:06:46,740 --> 00:06:49,159 We won't be here when you get home from school. 98 00:06:49,326 --> 00:06:50,535 - —Why? - What? 99 00:06:51,494 --> 00:06:54,956 - Fiona always tells us why. - None of your damn business why. 100 00:06:55,123 --> 00:06:57,792 - Bob. - Your mother told you to go, so go. 101 00:06:57,959 --> 00:06:59,920 - Monica: Out. - Go on, guys. I'll catch up. 102 00:07:01,212 --> 00:07:05,008 Bye.bye.bye. 103 00:07:08,178 --> 00:07:09,512 [Liam chuckles] 104 00:07:09,679 --> 00:07:12,974 I don't care what the fucking DNA test says... 105 00:07:13,141 --> 00:07:14,893 You're not taking Liam. 106 00:07:15,685 --> 00:07:18,772 - We'll see about that. - Yeah, we will. 107 00:07:18,939 --> 00:07:22,359 We having a problem, Phillip? 108 00:07:22,525 --> 00:07:24,361 I don't know, Bob, let's see. 109 00:07:24,527 --> 00:07:27,364 You're camped out in my house, you're fucking my mother... 110 00:07:27,530 --> 00:07:31,076 And talking about stealing my brother, why would we have problem? 111 00:07:31,242 --> 00:07:33,578 - Boy, I will kick your... - Stop it. Hey. 112 00:07:33,912 --> 00:07:36,539 Congratulations, mom, you always knew how to pick them. 113 00:07:36,706 --> 00:07:38,124 Monica: Lip. 114 00:07:41,711 --> 00:07:43,421 Lip. 115 00:07:43,838 --> 00:07:45,298 Lip. 116 00:07:45,465 --> 00:07:47,592 Please stop. 117 00:07:47,884 --> 00:07:49,636 Please. 118 00:07:50,136 --> 00:07:52,806 - We haven't had a chance to talk. - Don't worry about it. 119 00:07:53,014 --> 00:07:56,142 No, I do. I... 120 00:07:56,309 --> 00:07:59,396 Oh, jeez. I don't know where to start. 121 00:07:59,562 --> 00:08:01,439 How to explain. 122 00:08:01,606 --> 00:08:03,692 I worry about you. 123 00:08:04,359 --> 00:08:07,570 I think about you all the time. 124 00:08:07,946 --> 00:08:09,823 I miss you. 125 00:08:10,240 --> 00:08:13,201 There's so much I wanna ask you. How's school? 126 00:08:16,287 --> 00:08:20,375 You were always so smart, my lip. 127 00:08:21,710 --> 00:08:24,379 I know you can do anything. 128 00:08:24,546 --> 00:08:27,465 I'm so sorry I hurt you. 129 00:08:30,218 --> 00:08:32,178 Look at me. 130 00:08:40,145 --> 00:08:44,441 Next time you're thinking about dropping in, don't. 131 00:08:44,983 --> 00:08:47,527 You've fucked up our lives enough already. 132 00:08:56,244 --> 00:08:59,205 Touched by an angel marathon on hallmark this weekend. 133 00:08:59,372 --> 00:09:00,790 Ooh, I always liked that one. 134 00:09:00,957 --> 00:09:03,251 Except the Irish lady. She's weird. 135 00:09:03,418 --> 00:09:05,837 A gunsmoke marathon on tbs too. 136 00:09:06,046 --> 00:09:07,547 Think we could get it painted? 137 00:09:09,049 --> 00:09:11,426 - The car. - Anything you want, Princess. 138 00:09:11,593 --> 00:09:14,763 I am just so proud of you for deciding to go to the purity ball... 139 00:09:15,263 --> 00:09:18,099 And letting me protect you the way Jesus intended, huh? 140 00:09:18,266 --> 00:09:22,062 - Have fun at school, sweetie. - Karen: Bye, mom. 141 00:09:23,229 --> 00:09:27,984 Frank, I made Belgian crepes with raspberries... 142 00:09:28,151 --> 00:09:30,987 - And there's a little maple syrup. - I can't. I'm late. 143 00:09:31,154 --> 00:09:33,782 - Where you going? - I told you. I'm picking up Monica... 144 00:09:33,948 --> 00:09:37,660 Going to the city clerk's office, signing the settlement, and getting the money. 145 00:09:37,827 --> 00:09:41,289 - So Monica? - Yes, Monica. 146 00:09:41,456 --> 00:09:43,625 You want me to get the money, don't you? 147 00:09:43,792 --> 00:09:46,211 - Is that the only reason? - Yes. 148 00:09:46,377 --> 00:09:48,880 - Frank, are you coming home for dinner? - —absolutely. 149 00:09:49,047 --> 00:09:51,216 - Are you sure? - Yes. Yes. I'm late. 150 00:09:51,758 --> 00:09:53,468 I'm late. 151 00:10:01,851 --> 00:10:03,353 [Car engine revs] 152 00:10:23,498 --> 00:10:26,459 - Thank god we're leaving tomorrow. - I don't think I can. 153 00:10:26,626 --> 00:10:28,878 - Yes, you can. - These kids need me. 154 00:10:29,045 --> 00:10:31,506 - They're fine. - You didn't see lip? 155 00:10:31,673 --> 00:10:35,009 - How broken-hearted he was? - Oh, honey, he'll get over it. 156 00:10:35,218 --> 00:10:37,595 We can't take Liam from his brothers and sisters. 157 00:10:37,762 --> 00:10:39,347 He's coming with us. 158 00:10:39,556 --> 00:10:41,808 No, the universe is giving me a sign. 159 00:10:41,975 --> 00:10:44,853 An opportunity to be the mother I never could be. 160 00:10:45,019 --> 00:10:47,355 I always felt guilty about leaving those kids. 161 00:10:47,522 --> 00:10:51,484 I'm better now. I think I can handle it. 162 00:10:56,573 --> 00:10:57,615 Look at me. 163 00:10:58,283 --> 00:11:00,493 Monica. Look... uh-uh! 164 00:11:00,702 --> 00:11:03,288 Look at me. 165 00:11:03,872 --> 00:11:06,249 When we met, you were like a beaten dog. 166 00:11:06,416 --> 00:11:09,252 - Barely hanging on by a thread. - I am stronger now. 167 00:11:09,419 --> 00:11:13,631 But for how long if we stay here, baby? 168 00:11:13,798 --> 00:11:16,426 For how long? Hmm? 169 00:11:16,593 --> 00:11:17,802 [Chuckles] 170 00:11:17,969 --> 00:11:22,765 We're getting the DNA results, then we're leaving with Liam. 171 00:11:25,768 --> 00:11:27,520 Oh, ho! 172 00:11:27,687 --> 00:11:30,523 I hope I'm not interrupting a pajama party, moni. 173 00:11:30,690 --> 00:11:34,068 That's what you ladies do? Pillow fights and the like? 174 00:11:34,235 --> 00:11:36,821 You wish you had a dick as big as mine. 175 00:11:36,988 --> 00:11:40,617 I am a man of ample girth and length. 176 00:11:42,827 --> 00:11:45,205 If I seem unimpressive in my wranglers... 177 00:11:45,413 --> 00:11:47,832 It's because I'm a grower, not a shower. 178 00:11:47,999 --> 00:11:52,086 But trust me, when it's time to show, I grow. 179 00:11:52,629 --> 00:11:55,048 Come on, Mrs. G, let's hit the road. 180 00:11:55,215 --> 00:11:57,300 Frankie's got some moola coming his way. 181 00:11:57,467 --> 00:11:59,302 Change of plans, Frankie. 182 00:12:01,262 --> 00:12:04,557 Monica's not signing those papers until you get lip, Fiona and the kids... 183 00:12:04,724 --> 00:12:07,268 On board with us taking Liam. Frank: What? 184 00:12:07,435 --> 00:12:10,146 Monica needs to know that the kids aren't gonna hate her. 185 00:12:10,313 --> 00:12:13,316 - It's too late, they already hate her. - Don't push it, frank. 186 00:12:13,524 --> 00:12:15,693 We could be asking for the spousal support... 187 00:12:15,860 --> 00:12:18,279 And half the settlement money. 188 00:12:20,865 --> 00:12:22,367 Fine. 189 00:12:22,742 --> 00:12:27,080 - Where's Fiona? - Next door. She moved in with Steve. 190 00:12:28,081 --> 00:12:30,124 Who the fuck is Steve? 191 00:12:41,010 --> 00:12:43,805 Oh, god. 192 00:12:53,940 --> 00:12:57,360 - That time of year again, Jasper? - Yeah, just like Christmas, frank. 193 00:12:57,527 --> 00:12:59,821 - I know you've been naughty. - Stop following me. 194 00:12:59,988 --> 00:13:04,284 Got my camcorder right here. Just a matter of time before I catch you. 195 00:13:04,492 --> 00:13:06,369 Fuck off. 196 00:13:17,547 --> 00:13:18,548 [Grunts] 197 00:13:18,715 --> 00:13:20,133 How's Mickey doing? 198 00:13:20,300 --> 00:13:22,969 They still have him at the jail ward over at county. 199 00:13:23,136 --> 00:13:26,139 - You been over to visit him? - No. 200 00:13:26,597 --> 00:13:30,643 Those dyke guards pat you down like amateur gynecologists. 201 00:13:30,852 --> 00:13:32,770 How's Kash? 202 00:13:32,937 --> 00:13:36,316 Heh. Couple of the neighborhood watch ladies came by the store... 203 00:13:36,482 --> 00:13:38,860 Offered to throw him a parade. 204 00:13:40,737 --> 00:13:44,991 Kash had better move his family back to Baghdad before Mickey gets out. 205 00:13:45,158 --> 00:13:48,536 - He's from evanston. - Won't be nearly far enough. 206 00:13:50,580 --> 00:13:53,291 - Lip: Mandy. - Lip. 207 00:13:53,458 --> 00:13:56,336 That's a nice outfit. What is that, uh, pirate wench? 208 00:13:57,170 --> 00:13:58,421 You like? 209 00:14:00,214 --> 00:14:04,010 - What's your, uh, third period? - Health. Why? 210 00:14:04,177 --> 00:14:06,179 Think we need to miss some school. 211 00:14:07,013 --> 00:14:08,097 Ian: See you. 212 00:14:16,272 --> 00:14:19,275 - Tony? - Somebody bought Mr. Harris' house? 213 00:14:19,442 --> 00:14:23,654 - Windows aren't boarded up anymore. - Yeah. Somebody did. 214 00:14:24,405 --> 00:14:26,199 Who? 215 00:14:26,824 --> 00:14:28,159 Steve. 216 00:14:32,622 --> 00:14:34,916 Hope he can get the smell out. 217 00:14:35,833 --> 00:14:39,504 Harris was dead on the toilet a long time before we found him. 218 00:14:43,257 --> 00:14:45,134 What was that about? 219 00:14:47,512 --> 00:14:48,554 [Engine revs] 220 00:14:48,721 --> 00:14:50,014 Come on. 221 00:14:52,141 --> 00:14:53,518 Shit. 222 00:14:53,684 --> 00:14:56,854 - Careful, careful, careful. Stop. Ow! - Fiona: I got it. I got it. 223 00:14:57,063 --> 00:15:01,067 - Okay. Girl power. And down, down. - Veronica: Down, down, down. 224 00:15:01,234 --> 00:15:02,443 Oh, sorry. 225 00:15:02,610 --> 00:15:05,279 - Frank: Nice couch. - What the hell, frank? 226 00:15:05,947 --> 00:15:08,324 - Steve needs new locks. - You broke in? 227 00:15:08,491 --> 00:15:11,160 - Living with the boyfriend. - What? 228 00:15:11,327 --> 00:15:14,872 She won't sign my settlement until you and the kids stop harassing her. 229 00:15:15,039 --> 00:15:16,833 We're not harassing her. 230 00:15:16,999 --> 00:15:20,378 - The boy needs to be with his mother. - He is with his mother. 231 00:15:20,545 --> 00:15:22,630 Till she decides to take off again. 232 00:15:22,797 --> 00:15:28,636 You obviously don't care. You've moved into this love nest. 233 00:15:28,803 --> 00:15:31,806 I didn't move. I'm staying here until your wife fucks up. 234 00:15:32,014 --> 00:15:34,058 What your mother and I decide to do... 235 00:15:34,225 --> 00:15:39,355 With our son Liam is our business, Fiona, not yours. 236 00:15:39,522 --> 00:15:42,024 I am getting that money. 237 00:15:55,538 --> 00:15:58,166 I think he might be serious. 238 00:16:00,835 --> 00:16:02,336 Man: Hey, frank. Frank: Fuck. 239 00:16:02,503 --> 00:16:03,546 Man: Asshole. 240 00:16:04,797 --> 00:16:10,761 Yo, frank. Sheila called and is making your favorite dinner. Pot roast. 241 00:16:10,928 --> 00:16:14,599 Sheila's making you pot roast? Aw, that's so sweet. 242 00:16:14,765 --> 00:16:18,728 And that Jasper guy was hanging around again asking questions about you. 243 00:16:18,895 --> 00:16:21,606 Wanted to know how you felt. If you were back to work. 244 00:16:21,772 --> 00:16:23,733 Fucking disability guy. 245 00:16:23,900 --> 00:16:27,737 He's outside right now. Been following me around all morning. 246 00:16:27,904 --> 00:16:29,989 I told him you were training for a marathon. 247 00:16:30,156 --> 00:16:34,952 Every year that shit head tries to trip me up, stop my disability check. 248 00:16:35,119 --> 00:16:39,916 I finally get some luck and this douche with a video cam has to show up. 249 00:16:40,082 --> 00:16:43,419 - You don't have any luck, heh. - Frank: Hello? 250 00:16:43,586 --> 00:16:46,422 Settlement money. Thank you. 251 00:16:46,589 --> 00:16:50,551 If I can get Monica away from rosey grier long enough to sign the thing. 252 00:16:50,718 --> 00:16:53,304 Well, my guess, Bob won't let Monica out of her sight. 253 00:16:53,471 --> 00:16:55,806 She did look beautiful, though, didn't she? 254 00:16:55,973 --> 00:16:57,725 Really keeping herself up. 255 00:17:00,728 --> 00:17:03,731 Yeah, what about, uh, Sheila and the pot roast? 256 00:17:03,898 --> 00:17:05,066 [Laughs] 257 00:17:05,233 --> 00:17:08,736 She's like mouth herpes. The gift that keeps on giving. 258 00:17:08,903 --> 00:17:12,406 No, Monica is my soul mate. 259 00:17:12,615 --> 00:17:14,242 We just click. 260 00:17:14,450 --> 00:17:16,452 Two lesbians at home, the promise of cash. 261 00:17:16,619 --> 00:17:18,829 Maybe your luck has changed, frank. 262 00:17:20,831 --> 00:17:21,916 [Chuckles] 263 00:17:23,834 --> 00:17:26,337 - What are we looking for? - Override parental rights. 264 00:17:26,504 --> 00:17:28,923 We thinking dcfs or attorneys? 265 00:17:29,090 --> 00:17:31,592 Attorneys. I should have done this when I turned 18. 266 00:17:31,759 --> 00:17:34,720 Frank was so broken after Monica left, he would have signed. 267 00:17:34,887 --> 00:17:37,723 Here's someone. Mark Rydell. 268 00:17:38,307 --> 00:17:39,433 "He'll fight for you... 269 00:17:39,600 --> 00:17:42,361 - When you can't fight for yourself." - Asian cowboy? Don't think so. 270 00:17:42,478 --> 00:17:43,688 [Chuckling] 271 00:17:43,854 --> 00:17:46,732 Ooh. What about that lady that helped get Carl and Debbie back... 272 00:17:46,899 --> 00:17:49,151 When frank locked them in that car at bingo? 273 00:17:49,318 --> 00:17:50,778 Micha Davis. 274 00:17:51,737 --> 00:17:54,018 - Is this her? - It looks like she just shit in her pants. 275 00:17:54,073 --> 00:17:55,908 - Heh. - Keeploohng. 276 00:17:58,119 --> 00:18:01,706 There's one. Christine dowling. Attractive, professional. 277 00:18:01,872 --> 00:18:06,419 And it looks like she might actually have a law degree. Let's call her. 278 00:18:07,503 --> 00:18:09,505 Ian: Where'd you get the car? 279 00:18:09,714 --> 00:18:11,966 Lip: Borrowed it from Steve. 280 00:18:12,133 --> 00:18:14,260 I've been working with him a bit. 281 00:18:14,802 --> 00:18:16,220 Doing what? 282 00:18:17,179 --> 00:18:18,764 [Scoffs] 283 00:18:18,931 --> 00:18:22,184 Uh, you better not let Fiona find out about it or she'll kill you. 284 00:18:25,980 --> 00:18:27,773 Lip: You doing okay? 285 00:18:28,399 --> 00:18:30,151 Lot going on. 286 00:18:30,610 --> 00:18:33,279 Yeah. It's weird having Monica back. 287 00:18:33,446 --> 00:18:36,532 Yeah. Yeah, that too. 288 00:18:38,326 --> 00:18:39,452 What, something else? 289 00:18:41,078 --> 00:18:43,331 It's kind of hard to explain. 290 00:18:44,165 --> 00:18:45,666 Try me. 291 00:18:46,542 --> 00:18:50,296 Mickey's gay and we're doing it. And Kash shot Mickey because of me. 292 00:18:50,463 --> 00:18:53,090 Mickey would rather go to juvie than admit he's gay. 293 00:18:53,257 --> 00:18:58,638 So I'm doing both Kash and Mickey. Well, not so much Kash lately. 294 00:18:58,804 --> 00:19:01,891 When Kash and me were hot and heavy, Linda found out about it... 295 00:19:02,058 --> 00:19:04,810 And is blackmailing Kash into have another kid. 296 00:19:04,977 --> 00:19:06,646 Holy shit. 297 00:19:10,066 --> 00:19:11,609 Here they come. 298 00:19:15,112 --> 00:19:18,574 - I think I'm gonna go see him today. - Who, Kash? 299 00:19:18,741 --> 00:19:21,452 No, Mickey. He's in jail awaiting sentencing. 300 00:19:29,001 --> 00:19:32,004 I wanna know what I have to do to adopt my toddler brother... 301 00:19:32,171 --> 00:19:35,049 And possibly my other siblings, and raise them as my own. 302 00:19:35,216 --> 00:19:37,551 - Are both your parents still alive? - Yes. 303 00:19:37,718 --> 00:19:39,428 - Incompetent? - Very. 304 00:19:40,805 --> 00:19:44,266 Okay. Well, you're talking about vacating their parental rights... 305 00:19:44,433 --> 00:19:46,686 And becoming legal guardian of how many? 306 00:19:46,852 --> 00:19:49,563 - Five. - Well, that's a lot of kids. 307 00:19:51,857 --> 00:19:54,193 Law's pretty strict regarding parental rights. 308 00:19:54,360 --> 00:19:56,987 You'd need to prove incompetence. Do you have a case? 309 00:19:57,154 --> 00:19:58,656 How much time do you have? 310 00:19:58,823 --> 00:20:01,492 - I have a folder. - You got a folder. Okay. 311 00:20:03,369 --> 00:20:04,870 [Christine clears throat] 312 00:20:05,705 --> 00:20:08,124 - It looks like your mother... - Monica. 313 00:20:08,290 --> 00:20:10,251 Monica left a couple of years ago? 314 00:20:10,418 --> 00:20:11,919 Twenty-one-and-a-half months. 315 00:20:12,086 --> 00:20:14,130 - Is she back now? - Sort of. 316 00:20:14,839 --> 00:20:18,300 And your father, frank Gallagher. Wow, he's a live one. 317 00:20:18,843 --> 00:20:20,261 Drinker? 318 00:20:20,428 --> 00:20:23,431 [Grunting] 319 00:20:27,935 --> 00:20:31,147 Uh, do you make federal poverty level wages for a family of six? 320 00:20:31,313 --> 00:20:32,356 How much is that? 321 00:20:32,857 --> 00:20:35,067 - Thirty grand a year or so. - Heh. Pfft! 322 00:20:35,651 --> 00:20:36,652 [Chuckles] 323 00:20:38,446 --> 00:20:40,322 You don't earn enough to support them... 324 00:20:40,489 --> 00:20:43,409 And we'd have to prove your parents incompetent? 325 00:20:44,034 --> 00:20:45,619 I know it bites the big one... 326 00:20:45,786 --> 00:20:49,707 But the best case is county places your brothers and sisters in foster care... 327 00:20:49,874 --> 00:20:52,334 While you and your father fight over custody. 328 00:20:52,501 --> 00:20:53,919 [Sighs] 329 00:20:54,086 --> 00:20:56,255 -Mrs. Gallagher? Monica: Yeah. 330 00:20:57,339 --> 00:20:58,716 - Thank you. - Yeah. 331 00:21:02,678 --> 00:21:04,513 He's frank's. 332 00:21:06,223 --> 00:21:08,517 - What? - Frank's the father. 333 00:21:08,684 --> 00:21:10,853 How the fuck is this possible? 334 00:21:11,020 --> 00:21:13,731 I don't know. I thought I got pregnant when I did e... 335 00:21:13,898 --> 00:21:17,777 With that bouncer at the zebra lounge. I woke up naked. 336 00:21:18,736 --> 00:21:20,613 The law is still on our side. 337 00:21:20,780 --> 00:21:22,656 - Monica: What? - You're the mother. 338 00:21:22,823 --> 00:21:23,866 -Yeah. Bob: Mm-hm. 339 00:21:24,033 --> 00:21:27,536 So we find frank today, tell him we'll sign his settlement papers... 340 00:21:27,703 --> 00:21:30,748 In exchange for him signing over his parental rights. 341 00:21:31,248 --> 00:21:36,045 After that, there ain't a damn thing Fiona can do about it. Come on, Monica. 342 00:21:39,048 --> 00:21:41,342 Shit. He's not ruining my fucking family. 343 00:21:41,509 --> 00:21:46,597 I swear to god, he's not gonna take my son away from me. Fuck this shit. 344 00:21:47,431 --> 00:21:48,933 Lip: 345 00:21:49,683 --> 00:21:52,728 - They look unhappy. - Yeah. 346 00:21:59,068 --> 00:22:02,279 The two women who just left must not have been happy with the news they got. 347 00:22:02,446 --> 00:22:03,823 Oh, yeah, happens. 348 00:22:03,989 --> 00:22:07,201 Had a guy last month hang himself from a pipe in the men's room. 349 00:22:08,869 --> 00:22:10,246 So can I help you? 350 00:22:10,412 --> 00:22:14,583 Yeah, I think, uh, maybe you can. 351 00:22:39,275 --> 00:22:40,776 [Tires screech] 352 00:23:04,550 --> 00:23:06,552 How long you gonna keep this up, Jasper? 353 00:23:06,719 --> 00:23:08,721 As long as it takes this time. 354 00:23:08,888 --> 00:23:13,267 Insurer is sick and tired of paying you. We know you're faking. 355 00:23:13,434 --> 00:23:16,312 Gonna pay me a thousand bucks for proving it. 356 00:23:20,900 --> 00:23:22,610 Hey, Jasper. 357 00:23:28,657 --> 00:23:30,743 Monica? 358 00:23:32,328 --> 00:23:34,079 You here? 359 00:23:34,830 --> 00:23:39,418 I talked to Fiona. Everything's good. 360 00:23:40,002 --> 00:23:41,795 Monica? 361 00:24:09,239 --> 00:24:11,241 Oh, shit. Unh. 362 00:24:16,789 --> 00:24:20,209 - Where's Fiona? - Doesn't live here anymore. 363 00:24:20,376 --> 00:24:22,962 - Monica? - Nope. 364 00:24:24,004 --> 00:24:26,715 I think I broke my arm. 365 00:24:28,133 --> 00:24:29,843 It hurts a lot. 366 00:24:36,308 --> 00:24:38,143 - That one? - Yeah. 367 00:24:39,395 --> 00:24:40,980 Ow! What the...? 368 00:24:41,438 --> 00:24:43,732 Go get your bike. 369 00:24:46,819 --> 00:24:49,196 - You sure you're ready for this? - Hell, yeah. 370 00:24:49,363 --> 00:24:52,658 I mean, just because Liam's frank's doesn't mean the rest of us are. 371 00:24:52,825 --> 00:24:54,618 Yep. 372 00:24:54,785 --> 00:25:00,916 All right. It says here, all we have to do is... 373 00:25:01,083 --> 00:25:04,169 Swab our own cheeks and send it back in. 374 00:25:04,336 --> 00:25:06,880 Yeah, and pay them 150 bucks each. 375 00:25:07,047 --> 00:25:09,591 On the off chance we're not related to frank... 376 00:25:09,758 --> 00:25:12,261 Tt's totally worth it. Open up. 377 00:25:15,139 --> 00:25:17,182 It's actually pretty cool. 378 00:25:17,349 --> 00:25:20,728 There's a lot of shit we could figure out about ourselves in here. 379 00:25:20,894 --> 00:25:23,772 Yeah, like, uh, if we got the alcoholic gene from frank. 380 00:25:23,981 --> 00:25:25,649 Yeah, or the dummy gene from Monica. 381 00:25:25,816 --> 00:25:28,819 Or, uh, if any of us is gonna turn out to be gay. 382 00:25:28,986 --> 00:25:30,362 - Nice. - Heh. 383 00:25:31,572 --> 00:25:33,532 [Engine revs] 384 00:25:48,630 --> 00:25:51,633 [Tires screeching] 385 00:26:05,439 --> 00:26:06,607 Carl. 386 00:26:11,361 --> 00:26:13,280 I think you broke his arm. 387 00:26:13,447 --> 00:26:15,991 - Oh, shit. - Carl: Can I go to the hospital now? 388 00:26:16,158 --> 00:26:17,993 Just give me a couple of more yells first. 389 00:26:18,160 --> 00:26:19,536 Carl: 390 00:26:19,703 --> 00:26:21,538 Frank: Oh, my boy. Carl: Ow! 391 00:26:23,248 --> 00:26:26,835 Oh, wow, that roast smells amazing. 392 00:26:27,586 --> 00:26:30,589 Don't get any ideas. It's not for you. 393 00:26:30,756 --> 00:26:33,300 Frank's not coming back. He's with his wife now. 394 00:26:35,344 --> 00:26:37,846 I know how disappointed you get when nobody's here... 395 00:26:38,013 --> 00:26:39,848 To eat your wonderful meals. 396 00:26:40,015 --> 00:26:41,850 Karen: 397 00:26:43,477 --> 00:26:45,771 -Where is my dress? Sheila: Ah! 398 00:26:46,105 --> 00:26:50,859 - That's perfect. It's so good. - Karen: Okay. Heh. 399 00:26:51,026 --> 00:26:53,529 Ah! Perfect. 400 00:26:53,737 --> 00:26:55,989 Okay, let get this side. 401 00:27:00,160 --> 00:27:02,579 My goodness. 402 00:27:02,746 --> 00:27:05,374 You look stunning. 403 00:27:08,544 --> 00:27:11,088 I am so proud of you. 404 00:27:15,259 --> 00:27:16,718 All right, Eddie. 405 00:27:17,219 --> 00:27:22,891 Why don't you join us for dinner before you both go to the purity ball? 406 00:27:23,433 --> 00:27:24,893 You're sure? 407 00:27:25,060 --> 00:27:28,814 I'll just save a plate for frank. 408 00:27:29,356 --> 00:27:32,151 Man: I don't know, man. That's what he was saying, though. 409 00:27:41,618 --> 00:27:43,996 Thanks for putting money in my commissary account. 410 00:27:44,163 --> 00:27:45,706 I was running low on smokes. 411 00:27:45,914 --> 00:27:47,416 Not me. Kash. 412 00:27:48,000 --> 00:27:50,669 I told him you might still press charges. 413 00:27:57,301 --> 00:27:58,844 How long? 414 00:27:59,803 --> 00:28:02,723 I don't know. Supposed to be a year, right? 415 00:28:02,890 --> 00:28:05,851 Maybe only a couple of months if I don't do anything stupid. 416 00:28:06,351 --> 00:28:07,436 Like what? 417 00:28:07,603 --> 00:28:10,647 Like stab that fat Mick who keeps trying to steal my jell-o. 418 00:28:10,814 --> 00:28:12,357 - Man: Who, me? - Yeah. 419 00:28:12,524 --> 00:28:13,901 Man: Fuck you. 420 00:28:17,946 --> 00:28:19,698 I miss you. 421 00:28:20,657 --> 00:28:23,452 You say that again, I'll rip your tongue out of your head. 422 00:28:25,287 --> 00:28:26,872 [Chuckles] 423 00:28:33,212 --> 00:28:35,547 - Take your hand off the glass. - Oh. 424 00:28:55,609 --> 00:28:57,444 [Siren wails] 425 00:29:22,552 --> 00:29:25,555 - Evening, officer, is everything okay? - I don't know. Is it? 426 00:29:25,722 --> 00:29:28,725 - Oh, hey, Tony, how you doing? - Good. 427 00:29:31,603 --> 00:29:35,440 So did I do something wrong? Tail light out? Low tire? 428 00:29:35,607 --> 00:29:38,527 No, no, no. Uh, congratulations on the new house. 429 00:29:41,905 --> 00:29:44,783 Yeah, yeah. Nice little fixer-upper in the neighborhood. 430 00:29:44,950 --> 00:29:47,744 Hear the neighbors can be loud, though. Lots of kids. 431 00:29:48,412 --> 00:29:50,539 - Fiona's a good girl. - The best. 432 00:29:50,706 --> 00:29:53,917 Known her since we were in head start. Long time, you know. 433 00:29:57,671 --> 00:30:02,009 Just drive carefully. You don't wanna get hurt down here. 434 00:30:12,811 --> 00:30:13,895 Mm, this is good. 435 00:30:14,062 --> 00:30:19,609 So I'm just curious about what happens at the purity ball tonight. 436 00:30:19,776 --> 00:30:22,176 Oh, it's a Christian event designed to strengthen the bond... 437 00:30:22,279 --> 00:30:23,905 Between fathers and daughters. 438 00:30:24,072 --> 00:30:27,409 We make a covenant, uh, of purity, like an oath. 439 00:30:27,576 --> 00:30:29,411 And then we exchange promise rings... 440 00:30:29,578 --> 00:30:33,790 And, uh, we do some chastity prayers. It's fun. 441 00:30:37,544 --> 00:30:40,839 Do they have these, um, balls for young men? 442 00:30:41,006 --> 00:30:42,716 Why would they? 443 00:30:44,843 --> 00:30:45,969 Sheila: Aw. 444 00:30:46,136 --> 00:30:48,263 Ready to smile? 445 00:30:48,430 --> 00:30:51,767 Aw. Oh, that's so nice. 446 00:30:51,933 --> 00:30:53,018 [Gasps] 447 00:30:53,185 --> 00:30:55,103 It's beautiful. One more. One more. 448 00:30:55,645 --> 00:30:58,982 - Okay. - One more. One more. It's so nice. 449 00:30:59,775 --> 00:31:02,194 - Oh, yeah. - Hey, you're back. 450 00:31:02,361 --> 00:31:06,281 Oh, hell, yeah. Showed that Jasper a thing or two. 451 00:31:06,448 --> 00:31:09,951 Bastard's going to be begging me not to sue him. 452 00:31:10,118 --> 00:31:13,914 Let us have a bottle of your good stuff. I've got some money coming. 453 00:31:14,081 --> 00:31:17,417 When you die, I'm gonna go to your funeral and sing a song. It goes: 454 00:31:17,584 --> 00:31:19,461 [Singing] I got money comin' 455 00:31:19,628 --> 00:31:22,756 oh, boy. Bet you wish you had that vasectomy by now, huh? 456 00:31:26,593 --> 00:31:29,304 Thought you'd wanna know Carl's all right. Reset his arm. 457 00:31:29,471 --> 00:31:32,474 Yeah, so please, stay on your barstool and just keep drinking. 458 00:31:32,682 --> 00:31:34,851 Hey, let's just do what we came here to do. 459 00:31:35,018 --> 00:31:38,814 If you're looking for money, I don't have any yet. 460 00:31:38,980 --> 00:31:41,483 Your mom still hasn't signed my settlement papers. 461 00:31:41,650 --> 00:31:45,112 - I don't know where she's been all day. - Getting Liam's DNA results. 462 00:31:45,278 --> 00:31:49,074 - Congratulations, you're still the father. - Are you serious? 463 00:31:49,241 --> 00:31:52,285 Ooh. I thought that was always a rumor... 464 00:31:52,452 --> 00:31:56,039 About Nana Gallagher having an affair with that sax player. 465 00:31:56,206 --> 00:31:59,084 Promise you won't sign anything forfeiting parental rights. 466 00:31:59,251 --> 00:32:03,213 Come on. You know what a bad mother Monica is. 467 00:32:03,380 --> 00:32:06,675 I'm letting her pretend she can have him so I can get my settlement. 468 00:32:06,842 --> 00:32:11,054 - What if she doesn't give up that easy? - No, no, no. This is a win-win situation. 469 00:32:11,221 --> 00:32:13,348 Even if she takes him for a little while... 470 00:32:13,515 --> 00:32:17,018 She'll be back, crying about her low self-esteem... 471 00:32:17,185 --> 00:32:20,272 Or how boys actually need their fathers... 472 00:32:20,439 --> 00:32:22,232 Or penis grief, heh. 473 00:32:22,774 --> 00:32:26,194 That's when you wake up and look at the person next of you and you say: 474 00:32:26,361 --> 00:32:28,447 "Somebody help me. I just fucked a lady." 475 00:32:28,613 --> 00:32:31,366 I've never asked you for anything. Ever. 476 00:32:31,533 --> 00:32:34,953 Oh, come on. Will you please give me some time with this? 477 00:32:35,120 --> 00:32:38,290 - I can do this. I just... don't pressure me. - I've gotta walk away. 478 00:32:38,498 --> 00:32:40,876 - What? - If I don't I'm gonna fucking hit him. 479 00:32:42,919 --> 00:32:44,713 What the hell. 480 00:32:45,297 --> 00:32:46,673 [Lip & frank grunt] 481 00:32:55,474 --> 00:32:56,600 Debs? 482 00:32:58,685 --> 00:33:04,232 You do this, you are on your own and I'm not kidding. I'm done. I'm gone. 483 00:33:04,399 --> 00:33:09,321 Bullshit. You'll never leave those monkeys. You love them too much. 484 00:33:12,407 --> 00:33:17,913 Before we begin, let me just say how proud we are of your desire to re-purify. 485 00:33:18,121 --> 00:33:21,791 My daughters participated and now, although still single... 486 00:33:21,958 --> 00:33:25,462 Are enjoying very spirit-filled lives. 487 00:33:26,254 --> 00:33:29,132 Patty, would you like to start? 488 00:33:31,092 --> 00:33:35,388 Last year, when I was singing madrigal, I started dating a boy in the choir. 489 00:33:35,597 --> 00:33:37,307 He said we were dating... 490 00:33:37,474 --> 00:33:41,937 But we never met outside of our make-out sessions in the rehearsal hall. 491 00:33:42,103 --> 00:33:48,735 I repeatedly let him touch me, my breasts, through my shirt and bra. 492 00:33:48,944 --> 00:33:53,281 And once I felt his rod touch my leg. 493 00:33:53,448 --> 00:33:56,451 So embarrassing. I can't believe I let him do this. I'm sorry. 494 00:33:56,618 --> 00:33:58,995 Thank you. I want to thank you for your courage... 495 00:33:59,162 --> 00:34:01,206 To confront your struggles with desire. 496 00:34:02,082 --> 00:34:05,377 Who's next? Elaine? 497 00:34:08,129 --> 00:34:11,007 Hi. My name is Elaine... 498 00:34:11,883 --> 00:34:16,096 And I only touched one penis. 499 00:34:16,263 --> 00:34:18,056 Once. 500 00:34:18,223 --> 00:34:20,767 If I didn't, I was gonna get hit with a pipe. 501 00:34:20,934 --> 00:34:25,855 God, why did you let my daughter become a slave to the flesh? 502 00:34:26,022 --> 00:34:28,191 I was gonna get hit with a pipe. 503 00:34:32,654 --> 00:34:34,906 Steve: Uh, so the lawyer said there's nothing you can do? 504 00:34:35,073 --> 00:34:37,450 If we sue it could backfire, make things worse. 505 00:34:38,952 --> 00:34:40,620 [Knocking on door] 506 00:34:41,329 --> 00:34:44,040 Jesus. This place still smells like old man Harris. 507 00:34:44,207 --> 00:34:46,710 - What did Monica want? - To come over for dinner. 508 00:34:46,876 --> 00:34:48,878 Some kind of a family meeting. 509 00:34:49,087 --> 00:34:51,298 Ha, ha, family? Fucking load of shit. 510 00:34:51,464 --> 00:34:53,883 - You told her we know Liam's frank's? - Lip: Yeah. 511 00:34:54,217 --> 00:34:56,094 [Fiona sighs] 512 00:34:56,678 --> 00:34:57,846 You have any pot? 513 00:34:58,013 --> 00:35:01,224 If I have to go see mom conscious, I might commit a violent felony. 514 00:35:01,391 --> 00:35:04,519 That's the first time in a long time I've heard you call her mom. 515 00:35:04,978 --> 00:35:06,438 I did? 516 00:35:07,397 --> 00:35:10,108 I don't know if I ever felt like she was my mom. 517 00:35:10,275 --> 00:35:12,110 Ian and I got our DNA test done. 518 00:35:13,653 --> 00:35:14,821 Fiona: Why? 519 00:35:14,988 --> 00:35:17,532 Got excited at the idea of not being frank's. 520 00:35:17,699 --> 00:35:21,536 If none of us are his, you'd have an easier time becoming our legal guardian. 521 00:35:21,703 --> 00:35:24,706 Lip's gonna pick up the results in about an hour. 522 00:35:24,914 --> 00:35:28,501 Well, here's to you not being frank's. 523 00:35:31,338 --> 00:35:33,089 [Sighs] 524 00:35:33,965 --> 00:35:36,760 My actions have been unlady-like and base in nature... 525 00:35:36,926 --> 00:35:40,221 And for that I'm truly sorry. 526 00:35:40,472 --> 00:35:41,640 Randy: Karen. 527 00:35:43,016 --> 00:35:45,352 In order for you to receive the gift of purity... 528 00:35:45,518 --> 00:35:48,021 You need to be as honest as you can. 529 00:35:50,273 --> 00:35:54,027 It's okay, sweetheart. Just tell what happened. 530 00:35:56,613 --> 00:35:58,573 Well, okay, heh. 531 00:35:59,115 --> 00:36:02,160 I started having oral sex at a very young age. 532 00:36:02,327 --> 00:36:05,580 Maybe 13. It was guys around the neighborhood. 533 00:36:05,747 --> 00:36:10,752 Three or four at first and then, well, more than three or four. 534 00:36:11,336 --> 00:36:14,339 I didn't have intercourse until the 8th grade. 535 00:36:14,506 --> 00:36:19,052 I didn't like it at first but then around the 6th time it started to feel good. 536 00:36:19,219 --> 00:36:20,428 Really good. 537 00:36:20,595 --> 00:36:22,639 But I didn't feel good about it. Um... 538 00:36:22,806 --> 00:36:25,975 There was a few times where I got high... 539 00:36:26,726 --> 00:36:31,773 And started experimenting with guys and girls at the same time. 540 00:36:31,940 --> 00:36:33,983 I wouldn't necessarily call it an orgy... 541 00:36:34,150 --> 00:36:37,028 But there were a lot of naked body parts flying around... 542 00:36:37,195 --> 00:36:41,991 Which felt very good but kind of bad all at the same time. 543 00:36:42,200 --> 00:36:44,703 Then there was the time at mindy Carlson's sleepover... 544 00:36:44,869 --> 00:36:48,415 When we all got in the shower and started soaping each other up. 545 00:36:48,581 --> 00:36:51,459 Her mom walked in and freaked out when she saw mindy... 546 00:36:51,626 --> 00:36:53,461 With a big, black, strap-on dildo. 547 00:36:53,628 --> 00:36:55,213 You whore! 548 00:36:55,880 --> 00:36:59,008 Whores don't get cars. 549 00:36:59,592 --> 00:37:02,846 Monica: Okay. There. 550 00:37:03,012 --> 00:37:05,473 I hope everybody's hungry. 551 00:37:07,475 --> 00:37:11,604 There you go, Ian. It's your favorite. 552 00:37:12,147 --> 00:37:14,315 - What is it? - Lasagna. 553 00:37:14,899 --> 00:37:18,361 Carl, could you start passing the salad? Please? 554 00:37:18,528 --> 00:37:22,198 Monica's Liam's mother and I know you won't be happy, but... 555 00:37:22,365 --> 00:37:27,328 Jesus, Bob, can we just enjoy our dinner and then talk after? 556 00:37:27,495 --> 00:37:30,832 - Talk about what? - Debbie, please. 557 00:37:30,999 --> 00:37:33,543 - Where's lip? - Had something to do. 558 00:37:33,710 --> 00:37:37,922 - He's not coming? - Sorry I'm late. Did I miss the chow? 559 00:37:38,423 --> 00:37:39,507 Ooh, ooh! 560 00:37:39,674 --> 00:37:41,009 Looks good. 561 00:37:41,176 --> 00:37:45,555 If you called us here to tell us you're taking Liam, we don't wanna hear it. 562 00:37:45,722 --> 00:37:50,852 Fiona, you're upset. I get it. I was married to frank for 18 years. 563 00:37:51,019 --> 00:37:54,105 I know. It's like swallowing broken glass every day. 564 00:37:54,272 --> 00:37:55,482 Hey. 565 00:37:57,192 --> 00:38:00,320 Oh, lip, wonderful. We just started. 566 00:38:01,321 --> 00:38:03,615 Your mother said 6:30. You lose your watch? 567 00:38:03,823 --> 00:38:04,991 Don't have a watch, Bob. 568 00:38:05,617 --> 00:38:07,076 What's the news? 569 00:38:07,243 --> 00:38:09,913 Haven't opened it yet. Figured we should do it together. 570 00:38:11,331 --> 00:38:15,376 Me and Ian have decided to get our DNA tests done too... 571 00:38:15,919 --> 00:38:18,588 On the off chance that maybe we aren't frank's kids. 572 00:38:18,755 --> 00:38:19,798 What? 573 00:38:19,964 --> 00:38:23,968 Yeah. We figured why should you and Bob get to have all the fun? 574 00:38:26,971 --> 00:38:28,681 Holy shit. 575 00:38:29,891 --> 00:38:32,644 Congratulations, Ian. 576 00:38:33,770 --> 00:38:36,564 You are not frank Gallagher's son. 577 00:38:48,910 --> 00:38:49,911 [Door bangs] 578 00:38:50,078 --> 00:38:51,120 Fuck. Ugh. 579 00:38:51,287 --> 00:38:53,873 Karen? Sweetie. 580 00:38:54,040 --> 00:38:55,834 Honey? 581 00:38:56,334 --> 00:38:59,504 Honey, you're back from the ball so soon? 582 00:39:01,005 --> 00:39:02,632 Honey? 583 00:39:04,133 --> 00:39:06,010 Karen? 584 00:39:06,177 --> 00:39:07,257 [Crashes then Sheila gasps] 585 00:39:07,387 --> 00:39:09,889 He promised me the fucking car. 586 00:39:10,056 --> 00:39:12,976 Karen, honey, what's going on? 587 00:39:13,142 --> 00:39:14,686 I'm so proud of you. 588 00:39:15,854 --> 00:39:18,022 You remind me of my first communion. 589 00:39:18,189 --> 00:39:19,732 He humiliated me. 590 00:39:20,567 --> 00:39:22,151 He made me think he loved me. 591 00:39:23,444 --> 00:39:26,197 [Both crying] 592 00:39:33,288 --> 00:39:37,709 Oh, honey, what happened? Baby, what happened? 593 00:39:38,376 --> 00:39:42,171 Honestly, sweetie, I don't know. 594 00:39:42,338 --> 00:39:47,135 There was that week in the summer of '95 that I did a lot of pcp. 595 00:39:47,302 --> 00:39:51,389 You did pcp? Without me? 596 00:39:51,556 --> 00:39:53,892 You promised we would do that together. 597 00:39:54,058 --> 00:39:56,519 Excuse me, can we get back to who Ian's father is? 598 00:39:56,686 --> 00:39:59,063 Uh, uh, I like the idea of Monica cheating on frank. 599 00:39:59,230 --> 00:40:01,816 It really keeps my image of you right on track, mom. 600 00:40:01,983 --> 00:40:06,571 Will somebody please tell me what we're talking about? 601 00:40:06,738 --> 00:40:11,326 All right. The results say that you, frank, are absolutely not my father. 602 00:40:11,492 --> 00:40:14,996 But my father is a close relative. Most likely one of your brothers. 603 00:40:15,496 --> 00:40:17,332 - Dad has brothers? - He has two, right? 604 00:40:18,708 --> 00:40:22,587 Lip: I think I met the one that sells smoked sausage and razor blades... 605 00:40:22,795 --> 00:40:25,632 - Out of the trunk of his car. - All right. 606 00:40:26,716 --> 00:40:29,260 I honestly don't know. 607 00:40:31,137 --> 00:40:33,723 - Are we still related? - Of course you are. 608 00:40:33,890 --> 00:40:38,770 Not only did you lie to me about the pcp, you fucked my brother? 609 00:40:38,937 --> 00:40:43,524 What's next? You gonna take up with a black lady-man? 610 00:40:43,691 --> 00:40:47,737 Oh, I forgot. That's already happened. 611 00:40:47,904 --> 00:40:50,531 How can we get back together now? 612 00:40:50,698 --> 00:40:55,495 I have never, ever had any intention of getting back together with you, frank. 613 00:40:55,662 --> 00:40:58,915 You only tricked me into coming here to get some settlement money. 614 00:40:59,082 --> 00:41:01,084 I wanted to see you again. 615 00:41:01,250 --> 00:41:04,045 So you pretended that she won a Teddy bear? 616 00:41:04,212 --> 00:41:08,299 - You know how much I love Teddy bears. - You and Monica are over, frank. 617 00:41:08,466 --> 00:41:12,971 - Me and Monica are getting married. - She's still married to me. 618 00:41:13,179 --> 00:41:15,264 Not for long. She's getting a divorce. 619 00:41:15,431 --> 00:41:16,933 You two are still married? 620 00:41:17,100 --> 00:41:20,520 - How can two ladies get married? - They're lesbians. 621 00:41:20,687 --> 00:41:23,481 Penetration isn't required for sex to occur. 622 00:41:25,483 --> 00:41:28,653 - What? It's legal now in several states. - Divorce, frank. 623 00:41:28,820 --> 00:41:31,406 - You owe her that much. - What about what she owes me? 624 00:41:31,572 --> 00:41:34,575 She gonna leave me again with six kids? 625 00:41:34,742 --> 00:41:36,577 Leave me to deal with all the shit? 626 00:41:36,744 --> 00:41:38,705 You mean leave me to deal with the shit. 627 00:41:38,871 --> 00:41:41,290 I didn't leave you. You drove me out. 628 00:41:41,457 --> 00:41:45,878 No self-respecting person could stay with you. You treated me like a dog. 629 00:41:46,421 --> 00:41:47,839 - Fiona: Hey. - Hey. 630 00:41:48,381 --> 00:41:50,299 You need to let us raise Liam. 631 00:41:50,466 --> 00:41:53,720 I don't care what the tests results say, Liam belongs with us. 632 00:41:53,886 --> 00:41:57,682 - Nobody's taking Liam. - I can't believe you want a divorce. 633 00:41:57,849 --> 00:41:59,934 What? 634 00:42:00,101 --> 00:42:03,479 Me and Bob deserve a family of our own. 635 00:42:03,646 --> 00:42:09,152 - You had a family. You left it. - I didn't leave you. He drove me out. 636 00:42:09,360 --> 00:42:12,447 - You should have protected us. - I tried but I couldn't. 637 00:42:12,613 --> 00:42:16,075 Fiona, if I didn't leave, I would have died. 638 00:42:16,242 --> 00:42:18,870 Oh, cut the shit, Myrna loy. 639 00:42:19,037 --> 00:42:23,041 You have no idea what it was like being married to him. 640 00:42:23,207 --> 00:42:25,460 You have no idea how bad it is. 641 00:42:25,626 --> 00:42:27,962 - Yeah? Try me. - Oh, come on, now. 642 00:42:28,129 --> 00:42:32,133 Okay. I know that he tortured you. 643 00:42:32,300 --> 00:42:34,677 I know that he ruined you. 644 00:42:34,886 --> 00:42:37,013 But we didn't marry him, mom. 645 00:42:38,848 --> 00:42:43,102 If you love us, any of us, in any way... 646 00:42:43,269 --> 00:42:49,859 You'll leave Liam, take your girlfriend, get in your truck and never come back. 647 00:43:10,838 --> 00:43:13,299 I love you. 648 00:43:13,716 --> 00:43:15,551 I do. 649 00:43:19,639 --> 00:43:21,390 Jesus. 650 00:43:27,396 --> 00:43:28,773 What's the matter with you? 651 00:43:28,940 --> 00:43:31,609 Did she tell you? Did she tell you what she said? 652 00:43:31,776 --> 00:43:34,904 You called our daughter a whore. 653 00:43:35,113 --> 00:43:37,115 How about what she did to me? 654 00:43:38,032 --> 00:43:41,035 - Just get out. Out. - What? 655 00:43:41,202 --> 00:43:42,829 Just get out. 656 00:43:43,037 --> 00:43:46,290 - Get out! Get out! - Did she mention what she did to me? 657 00:43:46,457 --> 00:43:51,754 She's a human being. She deserves love, not hate. 658 00:43:51,921 --> 00:43:54,132 You weren't there. I knew all those people. 659 00:43:54,298 --> 00:43:58,052 - Don't ever come back. Don't come back! - She just kept going on and on. 660 00:43:58,219 --> 00:44:00,930 Go! Get out! 661 00:44:01,097 --> 00:44:03,349 Don't ever come back. 662 00:44:05,351 --> 00:44:07,478 Forever! 663 00:44:11,816 --> 00:44:17,864 Frank. Frank, did you see what Eddie did to my Karen? 664 00:44:18,030 --> 00:44:20,449 You're out of the house. 665 00:44:21,117 --> 00:44:22,660 What? 666 00:44:23,244 --> 00:44:25,496 You're out of the house. 667 00:44:29,500 --> 00:44:33,713 I got so mad I came out of the house. 668 00:44:35,673 --> 00:44:38,342 I'm out of the house! 669 00:44:38,509 --> 00:44:40,511 I'm out of the house! 670 00:44:40,678 --> 00:44:44,432 Frank, look at me. Hello. 671 00:44:49,312 --> 00:44:52,231 - What are they doing? - Looks like packing. 672 00:44:52,398 --> 00:44:54,025 What about Liam? 673 00:44:56,527 --> 00:44:59,071 Lip: I can't tell through the window. 674 00:44:59,280 --> 00:45:02,325 We could call the police, tell them Liam's being kidnapped. 675 00:45:02,533 --> 00:45:06,913 Hey, we're gonna figure this shit out, okay? No matter what. 676 00:45:07,079 --> 00:45:09,332 Hey, guys, they're coming out. 677 00:46:10,685 --> 00:46:14,689 [Crying] 678 00:46:25,408 --> 00:46:26,909 Mom? 679 00:47:17,918 --> 00:47:20,379 And Mrs. Gallagher. 680 00:47:26,344 --> 00:47:28,512 How do you pronounce your first name? 681 00:47:28,679 --> 00:47:29,930 Frank [whispers]: Monica. 682 00:47:32,391 --> 00:47:33,684 - Monica. - Monka. 683 00:47:34,685 --> 00:47:36,228 -Hal. Hal: Mm-hm. 684 00:47:37,772 --> 00:47:40,983 [In normal voice] No. Wait, wait, wait. You can't do that. That's my money. 685 00:47:41,150 --> 00:47:43,486 That is... wait a second. That's my money. 686 00:47:43,652 --> 00:47:47,281 My money. I blow you for nothing. 687 00:48:14,600 --> 00:48:16,602 [English - us - sdh]