1 00:00:04,004 --> 00:00:07,090 - Officer: Keep moving. - Where were you guys last week? 2 00:00:08,050 --> 00:00:09,801 - Getting a foster kid. - Lots of work. 3 00:00:09,968 --> 00:00:12,596 - Three-eighty-four a month. - Foster kids are messed up. 4 00:00:12,763 --> 00:00:14,348 They need a positive influence. 5 00:00:14,723 --> 00:00:16,808 - Unh, that's for screwing my husband. - Unh. 6 00:00:17,601 --> 00:00:19,102 [Both grunting] 7 00:00:23,565 --> 00:00:25,817 Kiss me and I'll cut your fucking tongue out. 8 00:00:25,984 --> 00:00:29,530 I'm taking the psats for some Polish kid over on ridgedale. 9 00:00:30,405 --> 00:00:33,116 I'm an investigator for the educational evaluation service. 10 00:00:33,283 --> 00:00:36,328 - The punishment? - I'm at the university. Come to my office. 11 00:01:46,523 --> 00:01:48,525 [Horn blaring] 12 00:02:06,793 --> 00:02:08,211 [Chuckles] 13 00:02:29,941 --> 00:02:31,526 [Groans] 14 00:02:37,616 --> 00:02:39,326 I'm going to the store today. 15 00:02:41,495 --> 00:02:43,664 Toilet paper. I'm starting to chafe from the streamers. 16 00:02:43,830 --> 00:02:45,207 [Grunts] 17 00:02:45,374 --> 00:02:46,875 Toothpaste. 18 00:02:53,674 --> 00:02:55,467 Why are Steve's clothes down here? 19 00:02:55,634 --> 00:02:58,303 Well, somebody couldn't wait to get upstairs last night. 20 00:02:58,470 --> 00:03:01,306 - We out of diapers? - Yeah, but I put a plug up his butt. 21 00:03:01,473 --> 00:03:03,100 Didn't |, buddy? Oh, it's okay. 22 00:03:03,266 --> 00:03:05,026 - That towel's gonna leak. - Yeah, I'm on it. 23 00:03:05,102 --> 00:03:06,978 Ugh, so my sat gig's a bust... 24 00:03:07,145 --> 00:03:10,315 But, uh, I could scrape up some money another way if you need help. 25 00:03:10,482 --> 00:03:12,150 It's cool. I got 35 bucks. 26 00:03:12,317 --> 00:03:14,361 - Plus I'm picking up that temp check later. - Okay. 27 00:03:14,528 --> 00:03:15,737 [Mimicking taser] 28 00:03:15,904 --> 00:03:17,823 Is that a taser? Where'd you get that? 29 00:03:17,989 --> 00:03:20,200 I let him borrow it. Hey, help me out, okay? 30 00:03:20,367 --> 00:03:22,661 Carl got invited some place by normal kids. 31 00:03:23,203 --> 00:03:25,706 Robbie rebello's having a paint ball party. Towel. 32 00:03:25,872 --> 00:03:28,875 Yeah, but he's not going, so I gave him the taser to play with. 33 00:03:30,043 --> 00:03:31,795 Don't worry, it doesn't work. 34 00:03:35,882 --> 00:03:37,676 Who's Candace? 35 00:03:37,843 --> 00:03:39,970 I have no idea. You aren't going, Carl? 36 00:03:40,137 --> 00:03:42,681 No. It costs $27. 37 00:03:45,767 --> 00:03:48,103 - Here. - Awesome. 38 00:03:52,649 --> 00:03:54,443 - What? - Well, he really wanted to go. 39 00:03:54,609 --> 00:03:56,695 Knows we're strapped. 40 00:03:56,862 --> 00:03:58,739 This should hold him for a few hours. 41 00:03:58,905 --> 00:04:00,699 You're gonna need new diapers. 42 00:04:03,577 --> 00:04:07,038 Steve got a text from Candace. "Sweetie, call me. It's important." 43 00:04:07,664 --> 00:04:10,584 Hey, you don't read other people's messages. 44 00:04:11,668 --> 00:04:13,628 Is he dating someone else? 45 00:04:13,795 --> 00:04:15,547 Go. You're gonna be late for school. 46 00:04:16,006 --> 00:04:18,091 Liam: Late for school. School. 47 00:04:21,344 --> 00:04:23,180 Kevin: Mommy? 48 00:04:25,056 --> 00:04:28,185 Mommy? I'm hungry, mommy. 49 00:04:28,351 --> 00:04:31,772 I want some food, mommy. Wake up. 50 00:04:31,938 --> 00:04:33,023 Mommy. 51 00:04:33,190 --> 00:04:36,109 We're only taking in a kid for a week to get the money... 52 00:04:36,276 --> 00:04:39,988 To pay for my stupid parking tickets. That's it. We're like a hotel. 53 00:04:40,155 --> 00:04:43,825 Yeah, I know, but I'm secretly hoping you like it... 54 00:04:43,992 --> 00:04:47,204 So we get to keep the kid longer because I wanna do dad things. 55 00:04:47,370 --> 00:04:49,122 Not a secret anymore. 56 00:04:49,289 --> 00:04:51,249 And it's gonna change our lives too much. 57 00:04:51,416 --> 00:04:53,126 No it won't. 58 00:04:54,628 --> 00:04:58,048 Come on, we walk around the house naked half the time... 59 00:04:58,215 --> 00:05:00,967 Shoot Tequila for breakfast, and swear up a storm. 60 00:05:01,134 --> 00:05:03,303 - We're gonna do that with a kid? - Who cares? 61 00:05:03,470 --> 00:05:06,348 You know what? I lived with some crazy-ass foster parents... 62 00:05:06,515 --> 00:05:08,975 But it's better than being in a group home. 63 00:05:09,142 --> 00:05:10,769 Well, just don't get too excited. 64 00:05:10,936 --> 00:05:14,606 We're gonna get our money and kick the little brat to the curb. 65 00:05:15,148 --> 00:05:16,650 All right, fine. Now come here... 66 00:05:16,817 --> 00:05:19,236 - And let me suckle your tit, mommy. - Mm-mm. 67 00:05:19,402 --> 00:05:21,613 - Come on, let me suckle your tit. - Mm-mm. 68 00:05:21,780 --> 00:05:23,824 I need some milk. I need some breakfast. 69 00:05:23,990 --> 00:05:25,367 [Veronica chuckles] 70 00:05:36,962 --> 00:05:39,589 Which do you like better? 71 00:05:41,258 --> 00:05:42,425 [Steve moans] 72 00:05:42,592 --> 00:05:44,302 Or two? 73 00:05:44,761 --> 00:05:46,638 Mm, one. 74 00:05:46,805 --> 00:05:49,516 What about one... 75 00:05:50,642 --> 00:05:52,269 Or two? 76 00:05:52,435 --> 00:05:54,771 Mm, definitely two. 77 00:05:54,938 --> 00:05:57,107 Okay, one... 78 00:05:57,274 --> 00:05:59,442 Oh, god, one. One. One. One. 79 00:05:59,609 --> 00:06:00,944 I'm not finished yet. 80 00:06:02,779 --> 00:06:04,614 [Steve moaning] 81 00:06:04,781 --> 00:06:07,868 - Or two? - Oh, god. One. 82 00:06:08,034 --> 00:06:09,911 - Who the fuck is Candace? - Who? 83 00:06:10,078 --> 00:06:12,372 - How do you know? - So there's something to know? 84 00:06:12,539 --> 00:06:14,666 - We... she... we work together. - —uh-huh. 85 00:06:14,833 --> 00:06:17,836 Why is she texting you, "sweetie. It's important. Call me"? 86 00:06:18,003 --> 00:06:19,963 Uh, she's a little high maintenance. 87 00:06:20,714 --> 00:06:22,966 Thathappens when you fuck someone. 88 00:06:23,133 --> 00:06:24,759 [Grunts] 89 00:06:25,135 --> 00:06:27,012 Believe me, I didn't fuck Candace. 90 00:06:27,178 --> 00:06:30,140 We work together. That's all. 91 00:06:34,227 --> 00:06:39,774 I don't care if you screw someone else, just don't lie about it. Ever. 92 00:06:47,157 --> 00:06:50,160 [Panting] 93 00:06:54,623 --> 00:06:56,458 [Cell phone rings] 94 00:07:00,128 --> 00:07:02,464 I'll turn it off. 95 00:07:02,631 --> 00:07:04,966 - Shit. - What? 96 00:07:05,133 --> 00:07:06,968 - Igoflaleave. - Heh. 97 00:07:08,011 --> 00:07:11,056 - Are you kidding me? - It's a work thing. Um... 98 00:07:11,222 --> 00:07:14,100 I'll make it up to you. I'm sorry. I'm sorry, okay? 99 00:07:14,267 --> 00:07:16,561 I'll make it up to you. Tonight. 100 00:07:19,105 --> 00:07:20,148 [Sighs] 101 00:07:20,315 --> 00:07:22,108 I don't think he's gonna wake up. 102 00:07:23,777 --> 00:07:26,821 Mr. Gallagher? Mr. Gallagher? 103 00:07:28,448 --> 00:07:29,616 [Frank grunts] 104 00:07:29,783 --> 00:07:31,326 - What the bejesus? - Doctor: Sorry. 105 00:07:31,493 --> 00:07:34,496 We tried smelling salts, caffeine injections, ice baths. 106 00:07:34,663 --> 00:07:36,581 - Where am I? - In the hospital. 107 00:07:36,748 --> 00:07:40,126 You've been unconscious for two days with alcohol poisoning. 108 00:07:40,293 --> 00:07:44,714 Ah, that's nothing. Back in '95, I was out for eight days. 109 00:07:45,465 --> 00:07:47,759 Wait, wait. Hold on a second. I'm Dr. Seery. 110 00:07:48,218 --> 00:07:51,262 These are my residents. We have a proposition for you. 111 00:07:51,429 --> 00:07:54,432 You're hot, but it's been awhile since I've been with a dude. 112 00:07:54,599 --> 00:07:56,226 Never mind two. 113 00:07:56,393 --> 00:07:58,269 You've misunderstood. 114 00:07:58,436 --> 00:08:01,356 Uh, we'd like you to participate in our medical study. 115 00:08:01,523 --> 00:08:04,359 - Your what? - In my career, I've never seen such... 116 00:08:04,526 --> 00:08:08,196 - A spectacular display of alcoholism. - Thank you. 117 00:08:08,363 --> 00:08:10,824 Would you abstain from alcohol for two weeks? 118 00:08:10,991 --> 00:08:13,493 - No. - We could offer you $3000. 119 00:08:15,036 --> 00:08:18,581 I was like, girl, you are not using my eyeliner if you have pink eye. 120 00:08:18,748 --> 00:08:22,168 And she was like, well, then, you're not my friend anymore. 121 00:08:24,379 --> 00:08:26,047 You're not listening, are you? 122 00:08:26,673 --> 00:08:28,049 No. Sorry. 123 00:08:28,216 --> 00:08:30,385 What's wrong with you? 124 00:08:30,552 --> 00:08:32,762 I slept with someone. Not Kash. 125 00:08:34,472 --> 00:08:36,516 Well, detes, please? Who? 126 00:08:36,683 --> 00:08:39,519 I can't tell you. 127 00:08:39,686 --> 00:08:42,731 He's on the down low, you know. 128 00:08:53,700 --> 00:08:54,743 Kevin: What are you doing? 129 00:08:54,909 --> 00:08:57,162 Hiding our silver in case they send us a thief. 130 00:08:57,328 --> 00:08:59,456 We have three settings. None of them match. 131 00:08:59,622 --> 00:09:00,957 They were my aunt elva's. 132 00:09:01,124 --> 00:09:03,626 Found my old football one of my foster dads left me. 133 00:09:04,002 --> 00:09:07,005 - What if it's a girl? - She's gonna learn some kick-ass moves. 134 00:09:07,172 --> 00:09:09,299 - Kev, ball, face left, spins right. - Ha-ha-ha. 135 00:09:09,466 --> 00:09:11,885 He's at the 30, the 20, the 10. Touchdown. 136 00:09:13,762 --> 00:09:16,556 Hello. I'm sorry. 137 00:09:18,099 --> 00:09:19,893 I'm Mrs. Martini from the dcfs. 138 00:09:20,060 --> 00:09:23,146 Oh, I'm Veronica. This is my husband, Kevin. 139 00:09:23,313 --> 00:09:24,856 Hey, heh. Hi. Nice to meet you. 140 00:09:25,023 --> 00:09:29,110 Thank you for being available on such short notice. Um, this is Ethel. 141 00:09:35,325 --> 00:09:37,702 Wow. Okay. Hi. 142 00:09:37,869 --> 00:09:42,123 Ethel and 70 other children were removed from a religious sect. 143 00:09:42,290 --> 00:09:45,043 Religious sect? You mean like a cult? 144 00:09:46,669 --> 00:09:49,172 Say hello to your new foster family, Ethel. 145 00:09:54,052 --> 00:09:57,180 And come back every three days for a drug screening and brain scan. 146 00:09:57,347 --> 00:09:59,182 In addition, you'll be wearing my ram. 147 00:09:59,349 --> 00:10:02,102 Remote alcohol monitor. Designed it myself. 148 00:10:02,268 --> 00:10:05,438 This fine piece ofjewelry will alert us to any alcohol use. 149 00:10:05,605 --> 00:10:09,192 - Make it two weeks, you get the cash. - Can I get an advance? 150 00:10:09,359 --> 00:10:12,529 This green light is connected to your bracelet. 151 00:10:12,695 --> 00:10:14,572 Drink one sip of booze, light turns red. 152 00:10:14,739 --> 00:10:16,783 Take the bracelet off, light turns red. 153 00:10:16,950 --> 00:10:19,369 Spill rubbing alcohol on it, light turns red. 154 00:10:19,536 --> 00:10:21,454 Red light equals no cash. 155 00:10:21,621 --> 00:10:25,083 Get ready to say goodbye to three grand. 156 00:10:27,877 --> 00:10:29,462 I'm a sober man. 157 00:10:30,880 --> 00:10:33,508 - Usual, frank? - Didn't you hear me, Jess? 158 00:10:33,675 --> 00:10:35,176 I'm sober now. 159 00:10:35,343 --> 00:10:38,471 - Here you go. Jb and an old style. - Whoa! Whoa! 160 00:10:38,638 --> 00:10:41,558 I'm sober as a 7-year-old. Haven't had a drink in two days. 161 00:10:43,059 --> 00:10:44,853 Granted, I've been unconscious. 162 00:10:45,019 --> 00:10:47,814 But I figure if I can abstain from alcohol when I'm out... 163 00:10:47,981 --> 00:10:50,024 How hard can it be to do when I'm awake? 164 00:10:50,191 --> 00:10:52,277 - What are you talking about? - Medical study. 165 00:10:52,443 --> 00:10:54,821 For the next two weeks, my body is a temple. 166 00:10:54,988 --> 00:10:58,074 No alcohol for this fella. And I got this guy to keep me honest. 167 00:10:58,241 --> 00:11:00,451 Lindsay Lohan, how much are they paying you? 168 00:11:00,618 --> 00:11:03,454 - Well, who says I'm getting paid? - No, seriously, how much? 169 00:11:03,621 --> 00:11:05,123 Never you mind what I'm making. 170 00:11:05,290 --> 00:11:08,168 You should spend some time taking a personal inventory... 171 00:11:08,334 --> 00:11:10,920 Of what you're doing for the betterment of society. 172 00:11:11,087 --> 00:11:13,590 Why are you in a bar, frank, if you're not drinking? 173 00:11:13,756 --> 00:11:15,592 Came in for some support. 174 00:11:15,758 --> 00:11:18,386 The way I see it, I've done a lot for the folks here... 175 00:11:18,553 --> 00:11:20,180 Over the past couple of years. 176 00:11:20,346 --> 00:11:23,600 And I could use a little help from you all now. 177 00:11:23,766 --> 00:11:26,186 I might hit some rough patches the next few weeks. 178 00:11:26,352 --> 00:11:32,066 So I'd like you all to commit to not drinking too, in solidarity. 179 00:11:32,233 --> 00:11:35,695 Like school children, when they shave their head for the cancer kid. 180 00:11:35,862 --> 00:11:37,572 So what say you all? Who's ready... 181 00:11:37,739 --> 00:11:41,826 To put down the booze with me for the next two weeks? 182 00:11:44,204 --> 00:11:47,624 [All laughing] 183 00:11:56,716 --> 00:11:57,967 Fine. 184 00:12:01,387 --> 00:12:03,640 Hope you all get aids. 185 00:12:08,645 --> 00:12:10,855 Woman: Thanks. 186 00:12:11,022 --> 00:12:12,899 Hey, girl. Here for your check? 187 00:12:13,066 --> 00:12:15,318 - Yeah. Thanks, gisella. - Hey, Liam. 188 00:12:15,902 --> 00:12:18,988 Fiona. No. I can't find it. What job did you do? 189 00:12:19,155 --> 00:12:20,323 Auto show last week. 190 00:12:20,490 --> 00:12:21,991 - Aw, shit. - What? 191 00:12:22,158 --> 00:12:24,994 Jackasses at mccormick place handed in the time cards late. 192 00:12:25,161 --> 00:12:26,996 Checks won't be in till next Friday. 193 00:12:27,163 --> 00:12:29,624 - Are you serious? - Yeah. Sorry about that. 194 00:12:29,791 --> 00:12:30,959 Can I go pick it up? 195 00:12:31,125 --> 00:12:34,629 - Payroll doesn't release funds early. - I won't make it to next week. 196 00:12:34,796 --> 00:12:37,799 Sticks and skates sports bar may need someone for this weekend. 197 00:12:37,966 --> 00:12:40,885 - Still make you wear those uniforms? - Yeah. 198 00:12:41,052 --> 00:12:43,930 Might as well put a stage and a stripper pole in that place. 199 00:12:44,097 --> 00:12:47,934 I'm teaching a free powerpoint class for the next four Saturdays. 200 00:12:48,101 --> 00:12:50,186 Get you an office job once you're certified. 201 00:12:50,353 --> 00:12:52,981 Starting pay is $20 an hour. 202 00:12:56,025 --> 00:12:58,319 Hey, Sheila. Karen already leave for school? 203 00:12:58,486 --> 00:13:01,322 - No. Have you seen frank? - What, he hasn't been here? 204 00:13:01,489 --> 00:13:03,992 Not in a few days. I'm rather worried about him. 205 00:13:04,158 --> 00:13:06,703 Oh. Sure he's just on a bender. He'll surface. 206 00:13:06,869 --> 00:13:09,205 - Yeah. - Karen: What are you doing here? 207 00:13:09,372 --> 00:13:13,710 The sat guy that popped me, dragging my ass out to the university of Chicago. 208 00:13:13,876 --> 00:13:16,129 You're planning on going to college? 209 00:13:16,296 --> 00:13:19,340 Fuck, no. I thought we'd check it out though, you know. 210 00:13:19,507 --> 00:13:21,801 Maybe steal some sweatshirts from the bookstore. 211 00:13:22,760 --> 00:13:24,053 Okay. 212 00:13:27,557 --> 00:13:30,476 Hey, Ethel. Veronica's setting up for you in the living room. 213 00:13:30,643 --> 00:13:33,104 In the meantime, pick your poison. 214 00:13:33,271 --> 00:13:36,566 Parcheesi? Monopoly? Clue? No? Yes? Maybe? 215 00:13:36,733 --> 00:13:39,235 Wanna go to the park? Throw the old pig skin around? 216 00:13:39,402 --> 00:13:41,237 I haven't done my chores today. 217 00:13:41,404 --> 00:13:42,780 [Speaks in Spanish] 218 00:13:42,947 --> 00:13:44,741 My chores. Don't you have any for me to do? 219 00:13:44,907 --> 00:13:45,992 [In English] No. Like what? 220 00:13:46,159 --> 00:13:48,870 Scrubbing floors, washing dishes. 221 00:13:49,037 --> 00:13:53,624 Hemming, pickling, canning, laundry? 222 00:13:54,250 --> 00:13:55,376 Let's go grab a burger. 223 00:13:55,543 --> 00:13:59,005 There's a new kids' place where the waiters dress like famous gangsters. 224 00:13:59,172 --> 00:14:03,384 Although I have no idea what that has to do with kids. Or burgers. 225 00:14:03,551 --> 00:14:04,594 What? 226 00:14:05,345 --> 00:14:09,057 The Bible says that chores keep the soul pure. 227 00:14:09,223 --> 00:14:10,975 Itdoes? 228 00:14:12,310 --> 00:14:15,730 All right. Let's go find you some chores to do. 229 00:14:21,319 --> 00:14:23,321 I'm sorry we can't fool around. 230 00:14:24,197 --> 00:14:26,366 That's cool. I get it. 231 00:14:26,991 --> 00:14:30,703 A woman's fertile for five days. Linda looked it up online. 232 00:14:30,870 --> 00:14:32,497 Oh, yeah? 233 00:14:33,206 --> 00:14:35,208 Is everything okay with you? 234 00:14:35,750 --> 00:14:36,959 Totally. 235 00:14:37,126 --> 00:14:39,087 [Cell phone rings] 236 00:14:39,837 --> 00:14:41,589 It's her. 237 00:14:44,634 --> 00:14:46,260 She's ripe. 238 00:14:47,345 --> 00:14:49,180 I gotta go. 239 00:14:50,014 --> 00:14:51,599 I guess I'll see you later? 240 00:14:58,898 --> 00:15:00,775 Okay. 241 00:15:05,488 --> 00:15:06,739 [Door closes then Sheila gasps] 242 00:15:08,032 --> 00:15:10,326 Mother... 243 00:15:12,203 --> 00:15:15,832 Oh. Frank. Frank. 244 00:15:15,998 --> 00:15:18,292 I worried about you. 245 00:15:18,459 --> 00:15:20,336 Where have you been? Are you alright? 246 00:15:20,503 --> 00:15:21,587 - I'm not alright. - No? 247 00:15:21,754 --> 00:15:24,298 I gotta stay sober two weeks. I'm not gonna make it. 248 00:15:24,465 --> 00:15:27,135 Do we have cigarettes? I really need a cigarette. 249 00:15:27,301 --> 00:15:30,263 Oh, frank, I'm so proud of you. 250 00:15:30,430 --> 00:15:33,141 Don't be proud. It's been an hour. You gotta help me. 251 00:15:33,307 --> 00:15:35,059 Keep me busy. Entertain me. 252 00:15:35,226 --> 00:15:38,020 All right, Frankie. Okay. 253 00:15:43,776 --> 00:15:45,945 [Sheila humming] 254 00:15:46,112 --> 00:15:48,948 That's good, sheils. That's really good. 255 00:15:49,115 --> 00:15:52,869 Just keep doing that for the next two weeks, okay? 256 00:16:06,924 --> 00:16:08,092 I hear it. 257 00:16:32,742 --> 00:16:36,913 Lip: So when you're not busting sat cheaters, you're a teacher? 258 00:16:37,079 --> 00:16:38,080 - Professor. - Oh. 259 00:16:38,247 --> 00:16:40,708 Sat's a side gig. Pays for my boat. 260 00:16:40,875 --> 00:16:42,835 - Which gets you laid, I'm guessing? - Ha, ha, no. 261 00:16:42,919 --> 00:16:45,421 The beard gets me laid. Chicks dig a beard. 262 00:16:45,588 --> 00:16:46,964 I'll keep that in mind. 263 00:16:47,131 --> 00:16:49,675 You planning on going to college? 264 00:16:50,927 --> 00:16:54,013 You know, professor hurst thinks lip's a genius. 265 00:16:54,180 --> 00:16:56,057 I think he is, too, heh. 266 00:16:56,224 --> 00:16:58,392 That's cute. 267 00:16:58,976 --> 00:17:02,230 I'd like you to attend the university next semester. 268 00:17:02,522 --> 00:17:04,732 I still have a year and a half of high school. 269 00:17:04,899 --> 00:17:07,276 Well, test out. You know you're capable. 270 00:17:07,443 --> 00:17:10,112 Pay for it with what? Beard get me money, too? 271 00:17:10,279 --> 00:17:12,073 There's grants you can apply for. 272 00:17:12,240 --> 00:17:15,618 There's loans. It'll pay for the school, the dorm, your meal card. 273 00:17:15,785 --> 00:17:18,579 And then, I end up owing like a half million bucks, right? 274 00:17:18,746 --> 00:17:22,333 Well, you're a clever kid. You'll figure a way to stiff uncle Sam. 275 00:17:22,500 --> 00:17:25,086 I don't know. Sounds like a lot of trouble to me. 276 00:17:25,253 --> 00:17:28,506 - Well, it's better than the alternative. - And what's that? 277 00:17:28,673 --> 00:17:32,552 - Well, that girl that you're with? - —uh-huh. 278 00:17:32,718 --> 00:17:37,181 You'll knock her up, or someone like her. And she'll say it happened accidentally... 279 00:17:37,348 --> 00:17:40,977 But you'll always wonder if it happened accidentally on purpose. 280 00:17:42,770 --> 00:17:44,438 You'll get a job at best buy. 281 00:17:44,605 --> 00:17:48,192 And with luck, you'll make assistant manager by the time you're 30. 282 00:17:48,359 --> 00:17:53,364 Unless of course, the anger that you suppressed finally bubbles over... 283 00:17:53,531 --> 00:17:56,409 And you mouth off to the wrong person and you get fired. 284 00:17:56,576 --> 00:18:00,079 And you won't be able to hold a job because you'll know the truth. 285 00:18:00,246 --> 00:18:01,497 And what's that? 286 00:18:01,664 --> 00:18:04,625 That you never lived up to your potential. 287 00:18:05,251 --> 00:18:08,546 And the only way to numb the pain of underachieving is with booze... 288 00:18:08,713 --> 00:18:10,881 And with meth. 289 00:18:11,048 --> 00:18:14,969 The old "philosophical professor who's gonna set the troubled teen... 290 00:18:15,136 --> 00:18:18,389 On the right track." It's a little trite, don't you think? 291 00:18:20,975 --> 00:18:23,978 I mean, how many of us has that actually worked on? 292 00:18:24,145 --> 00:18:27,565 Not enough. There's no shortage of brilliant kids just like yourself... 293 00:18:27,732 --> 00:18:29,900 Who are too stupid to get out of the 'hood. 294 00:18:30,067 --> 00:18:32,987 - And how do we usually respond? - You tell me to fuck off. 295 00:18:34,030 --> 00:18:36,365 I guess you saved me the trouble. 296 00:18:36,532 --> 00:18:38,409 Actually, no. Fuck off. 297 00:18:38,576 --> 00:18:39,910 Listen, I got a class. 298 00:18:40,077 --> 00:18:43,289 Why don't you take a peek inside here before you go? 299 00:18:43,456 --> 00:18:47,001 This is the robotics lab. It is the best in the country. 300 00:18:47,168 --> 00:18:51,213 Just, uh, poke around. Come by any time. 301 00:18:51,964 --> 00:18:54,258 Wear a condom, Phillip. 302 00:19:06,228 --> 00:19:07,980 [Gum snapping] 303 00:19:08,814 --> 00:19:10,024 Got any eights? 304 00:19:14,820 --> 00:19:18,240 How about fours? Got any fours? 305 00:19:18,991 --> 00:19:22,119 Oh, shit, it's only been 90 minutes. 306 00:19:22,286 --> 00:19:26,540 - You want some more coffee? - Oh, no. I'm crawling out of my skin. 307 00:19:26,707 --> 00:19:31,212 Well, I know another thing that might kill some time. 308 00:19:31,379 --> 00:19:33,464 No, no. Have mercy on me. 309 00:19:33,631 --> 00:19:36,092 I can't handle anything up my ass without alcohol. 310 00:19:36,258 --> 00:19:40,680 Listen, we'll make it all be about you, okay? 311 00:19:42,431 --> 00:19:44,475 Come on. 312 00:19:47,311 --> 00:19:49,647 Come on, sweetie. 313 00:19:55,277 --> 00:19:57,822 Got any slim Jims in this shit hole? 314 00:20:05,371 --> 00:20:07,915 Yep, in the back room. 315 00:20:15,131 --> 00:20:16,382 Sure we can't help, Ethel? 316 00:20:17,299 --> 00:20:21,303 - Don't kick me because you don't clean. - The carpet is fine. I swiffered last week. 317 00:20:21,470 --> 00:20:24,807 I just feel icky about this. We're supposed to be taking care of her. 318 00:20:24,974 --> 00:20:26,726 It makes her happy when she cleans. 319 00:20:26,892 --> 00:20:29,603 - She's not our slave, v. - Do you see her picking cotton? 320 00:20:29,770 --> 00:20:32,732 All finished. Can I help you with your chores now, Veronica? 321 00:20:32,898 --> 00:20:34,316 Kevin: Ha-ha-ha. 322 00:20:34,483 --> 00:20:36,277 At my house, all the wives split the chores. 323 00:20:38,612 --> 00:20:40,072 "All the wives"? 324 00:20:40,239 --> 00:20:43,033 - You're one of five wives? - Married to a dude named Clyde? 325 00:20:43,200 --> 00:20:45,953 - Who's 65 years old? - And how old are you? 326 00:20:46,120 --> 00:20:47,371 Thirteen. 327 00:20:47,538 --> 00:20:50,040 Oh, my... 328 00:20:50,207 --> 00:20:51,876 I'm gonna bust your ass. 329 00:20:55,087 --> 00:20:56,922 - What's the total right now? - Um... 330 00:20:57,089 --> 00:20:59,216 Seven dollars and 56 cents. 331 00:21:00,468 --> 00:21:03,679 - Okay. - Okay keep going or you wanna pay? 332 00:21:05,431 --> 00:21:06,724 Keep going. 333 00:21:07,141 --> 00:21:08,434 [Baby crying] 334 00:21:08,601 --> 00:21:10,352 Excuse me, where's the bathroom? 335 00:21:10,519 --> 00:21:12,938 Uh, door to the left of the butcher. 336 00:21:13,105 --> 00:21:14,899 Thanks. Okay, baby. We're going. 337 00:21:15,065 --> 00:21:17,359 Okay, your total is $18.72. 338 00:21:17,526 --> 00:21:19,862 Woman: It's all right. Mama is gonna change your diaper. 339 00:21:21,197 --> 00:21:23,199 How much without the diapers? 340 00:21:24,658 --> 00:21:26,869 Hang in there, Liam. 341 00:21:27,036 --> 00:21:28,370 [Liam crying] 342 00:21:28,537 --> 00:21:30,664 Oh, damn. Did I forget your diapers? 343 00:21:30,831 --> 00:21:32,583 I do that all the time. 344 00:21:34,084 --> 00:21:35,878 - Here you go. - Thanks. 345 00:21:40,424 --> 00:21:42,051 We got them. 346 00:21:46,430 --> 00:21:49,934 So I guess this was like a Booty call, huh? 347 00:21:50,100 --> 00:21:52,186 Whatever. See you. 348 00:22:00,528 --> 00:22:02,488 Maybe you're not attracted to me anymore. 349 00:22:02,655 --> 00:22:04,865 Give it a minute. 350 00:22:05,032 --> 00:22:06,784 My hand. I'm cramping up. 351 00:22:06,951 --> 00:22:08,577 - Use your mouth. - Okay. 352 00:22:14,500 --> 00:22:17,002 He doesn't even know I'm here. 353 00:22:22,842 --> 00:22:26,720 Sheils, you're not putting an iv in it. 354 00:22:31,976 --> 00:22:34,937 Come out, come out, wherever you are, heh. 355 00:22:35,104 --> 00:22:36,438 Looks like a gummy worm. 356 00:22:36,605 --> 00:22:39,650 I'm going for a jog. 357 00:22:40,150 --> 00:22:42,695 That's a nice idea too. 358 00:22:44,196 --> 00:22:46,532 Frank: You're doing great, frank. You're doing great. 359 00:22:46,699 --> 00:22:48,659 Everything's fine. You're gonna make it. 360 00:22:48,826 --> 00:22:49,910 [Frank panting] 361 00:22:50,077 --> 00:22:52,538 Forgive me, father, for I have sinned. It's been, uh... 362 00:22:52,705 --> 00:22:53,789 [Chuckles] 363 00:22:53,956 --> 00:22:56,292 37 years since my last confession. 364 00:22:56,458 --> 00:23:01,005 America, america, god shed his grace on thee. 365 00:23:02,214 --> 00:23:08,679 Mars, Venus, earth, Mercury, Jupiter... Many very early martians jumpstart... 366 00:23:08,846 --> 00:23:12,933 Pluto. Pluto. Pluto? It's not even a goddamn planet anymore. 367 00:23:13,100 --> 00:23:17,813 It got demoted. Just like St. Christopher. Oh, god. 368 00:23:19,481 --> 00:23:20,774 Debbie: Daddy? 369 00:23:21,567 --> 00:23:23,110 Debbie, what are you doing here? 370 00:23:23,277 --> 00:23:26,030 This is where I play after school. 371 00:23:28,115 --> 00:23:30,784 - It is? - You okay, daddy? 372 00:23:30,951 --> 00:23:32,953 Gave up the booze. Not feeling too good. 373 00:23:33,662 --> 00:23:35,122 Want some Hawaiian punch? 374 00:23:43,255 --> 00:23:45,382 So good. Why is it so good? 375 00:23:46,342 --> 00:23:47,718 It's all sugar. 376 00:23:49,386 --> 00:23:51,597 Can we get more of this? 377 00:23:53,807 --> 00:23:55,768 [Frank & Debbie chuckle] 378 00:24:01,273 --> 00:24:02,983 This is nice, isn't it, Deb? 379 00:24:03,150 --> 00:24:05,736 The two of us hanging out, getting to know each other. 380 00:24:07,237 --> 00:24:09,198 Why don't we do this more often? 381 00:24:09,365 --> 00:24:11,450 Well, we should do this more often. 382 00:24:11,617 --> 00:24:13,786 Wanna snort the next batch? 383 00:24:16,538 --> 00:24:18,207 [Karen moans] 384 00:24:18,666 --> 00:24:20,376 What are we doing here? 385 00:24:20,542 --> 00:24:24,546 Seriously, from, uh, my vantage point, looks like we're on the verge of fucking. 386 00:24:24,713 --> 00:24:27,007 No, I mean, you and me. What are we? 387 00:24:27,174 --> 00:24:30,469 - We've always been friends. - Just friends? 388 00:24:31,261 --> 00:24:33,013 Yeah. You know. 389 00:24:33,472 --> 00:24:35,599 Friends who like to do this. 390 00:24:36,058 --> 00:24:38,143 - Right? - Right. I knew that. 391 00:24:39,269 --> 00:24:41,146 I was just checking. 392 00:24:41,855 --> 00:24:43,899 Oh, fuck. 393 00:24:44,650 --> 00:24:45,859 You have a bedroom, lip. 394 00:24:46,026 --> 00:24:48,737 Yeah, says the girl who had sex on the stairs last night. 395 00:24:48,904 --> 00:24:51,073 - Hallway. - I stand corrected. 396 00:24:51,240 --> 00:24:53,951 Kev and v are on their way over with meat sauce. 397 00:24:54,118 --> 00:24:56,662 - Is that an euphemism? - I bought pasta. 398 00:24:57,371 --> 00:24:59,248 They're bringing their foster kid over. 399 00:24:59,415 --> 00:25:04,294 Paint ball rocks. I had the best day of my life. 400 00:25:04,461 --> 00:25:06,964 - Did you wear a face guard? - Nope. 401 00:25:07,131 --> 00:25:10,968 Hey, hey, I want you guys to meet our new daughter. 402 00:25:11,135 --> 00:25:13,095 - Foster daughter. - Why you gotta do that? 403 00:25:13,262 --> 00:25:15,139 Fiona: Let me help you with that. 404 00:25:15,931 --> 00:25:17,808 - You weren't kidding about her. - I know. 405 00:25:17,975 --> 00:25:19,643 Hi, I'm Karen. Nice to meet you. 406 00:25:19,810 --> 00:25:23,147 Oh, right. Because it's 18th-century england. 407 00:25:23,689 --> 00:25:26,442 Frankie's home. 408 00:25:28,360 --> 00:25:30,612 Oh, my god, I am so wired. 409 00:25:30,779 --> 00:25:33,073 - Debs, what's going on? - We got high on sugar... 410 00:25:33,240 --> 00:25:34,742 Because daddy quit drinking. 411 00:25:34,908 --> 00:25:38,287 - Whose daddy? - Me daddy. Me, me, me. Mm. 412 00:25:38,454 --> 00:25:39,580 [Debbie chuckles] 413 00:25:39,747 --> 00:25:41,123 - Oh, shit. - What? 414 00:25:41,290 --> 00:25:42,833 He's done this once before. 415 00:25:43,000 --> 00:25:45,794 We gotta help daddy stay busy and keep off of drinking... 416 00:25:45,961 --> 00:25:48,130 So he can make $3000. 417 00:25:48,297 --> 00:25:50,716 Hey, everybody, come here. Gather around. 418 00:25:50,883 --> 00:25:53,886 I got something I wanna say. Um... 419 00:25:54,053 --> 00:25:57,556 I know I haven't been the most exemplary father... 420 00:25:57,723 --> 00:26:00,392 For the past three or 15 years. 421 00:26:00,559 --> 00:26:02,936 But I'm gonna need your help to get through this. 422 00:26:03,103 --> 00:26:06,732 From this point fonnard, we're going to be a family again. 423 00:26:06,899 --> 00:26:08,942 What the hell is that? 424 00:26:11,361 --> 00:26:12,780 Kevin: Ready, set, go. 425 00:26:12,946 --> 00:26:14,114 Go, go, go. 426 00:26:15,908 --> 00:26:18,035 Oh, my god. 427 00:26:19,495 --> 00:26:22,498 [All shouting indistinctly] 428 00:26:41,308 --> 00:26:43,227 Hey, the piano. 429 00:26:45,229 --> 00:26:48,482 [Playing Beethoven's fifth symphony] 430 00:26:52,653 --> 00:26:54,571 I didn't know frank played the piano. 431 00:26:56,865 --> 00:27:00,119 Frank [singing]: Just walk away, walk out the door 432 00:27:00,285 --> 00:27:01,787 just turn around now 433 00:27:01,954 --> 00:27:02,996 [all laugh then sing] 434 00:27:03,163 --> 00:27:04,483 'Cause you're not welcome anymore 435 00:27:04,623 --> 00:27:07,376 weren't you the one who tried to hurt me with good-bye 436 00:27:07,543 --> 00:27:09,336 did you think I'd crumble 437 00:27:09,503 --> 00:27:12,631 did you think I 'd lay down and die 438 00:27:15,092 --> 00:27:18,011 I can't believe you guys are buying into all of his bullshit. 439 00:27:18,178 --> 00:27:19,513 Come on. I'll walk you home. 440 00:27:19,680 --> 00:27:22,641 What difference does it make? He'll be drinking by tomorrow. 441 00:27:22,808 --> 00:27:25,102 No. Not when money's involved. 442 00:27:25,269 --> 00:27:27,029 Damn. What's wrong with cranky pants tonight? 443 00:27:27,187 --> 00:27:28,230 [Cell phone beeps] 444 00:27:28,397 --> 00:27:30,190 I mean, it's family night. 445 00:27:31,984 --> 00:27:34,153 "Got caught up. Check in with you tomorrow." 446 00:27:34,319 --> 00:27:35,946 - That from Steve? - Yeah. 447 00:27:36,113 --> 00:27:38,991 He was acting weird this morning after Candace texted him. 448 00:27:39,158 --> 00:27:41,702 Said he works with her. Don't know if I believe him. 449 00:27:45,289 --> 00:27:47,958 Okay, any requests? 450 00:27:49,168 --> 00:27:50,878 "Carry me home on the cross"? 451 00:27:55,549 --> 00:27:57,843 - Thanks for dinner. - You supplied the spaghetti. 452 00:27:58,010 --> 00:28:00,804 Yeah, with no sauce? I'm hanging by a thread. 453 00:28:00,971 --> 00:28:02,097 You're talking to someone... 454 00:28:02,264 --> 00:28:03,824 - Who's renting a kid for money. - Heh. 455 00:28:03,974 --> 00:28:07,060 - Gotta find something more permanent. - Like what? 456 00:28:07,227 --> 00:28:11,857 Could take a powerpoint class. Or sticks and skates may be hiring. 457 00:28:12,024 --> 00:28:13,609 You mean, dicks and dates? 458 00:28:14,651 --> 00:28:16,820 Maybe frank will stay sober and get the cash. 459 00:28:16,987 --> 00:28:19,031 Maybe I'll win the lottery. 460 00:28:19,198 --> 00:28:22,284 Hey, you think Steve's lying? 461 00:28:22,951 --> 00:28:24,453 Probably. 462 00:28:24,620 --> 00:28:27,748 - If I find out he is, I'm done with him. - Done with who? 463 00:28:27,915 --> 00:28:31,001 Steve. He's getting text messages from some bitch named Candace. 464 00:28:31,168 --> 00:28:34,504 Candace? Uh-oh. That sounds like a woman you have an affair with. 465 00:28:34,671 --> 00:28:36,006 - Fiona & Veronica: It does? - No. 466 00:28:36,173 --> 00:28:38,675 Please. That fool doesn't have enough game to cheat. 467 00:28:38,842 --> 00:28:41,178 - Did you ask him if he was? - He said he wasn't. 468 00:28:41,345 --> 00:28:43,847 Then you have two choices, believe him or don't. 469 00:28:44,014 --> 00:28:46,058 Or you could let your suspicions grow... 470 00:28:46,225 --> 00:28:49,603 Until you turn into the ice queen and act like he's invisible. 471 00:28:49,770 --> 00:28:52,481 Until he starts sending anonymous threatening notes... 472 00:28:52,648 --> 00:28:54,733 And you report his ass to the po-po. 473 00:28:54,900 --> 00:28:56,401 Ha, ha. Who was that? Brian? 474 00:28:56,568 --> 00:28:59,112 - Brian, Joey, Michael, heh. - Heh. 475 00:28:59,279 --> 00:29:01,406 Every guy you've been with, you cut and run. 476 00:29:01,573 --> 00:29:03,867 Maybe it's time you tried something new. 477 00:29:04,034 --> 00:29:07,621 - Damn, baby, that was good. - Being a dad brings out the best in me. 478 00:29:07,788 --> 00:29:09,081 You're not a dad. 479 00:29:09,248 --> 00:29:12,251 We got a football game starting out. Shirts against skins. 480 00:29:12,417 --> 00:29:13,460 -Sweet. Frank: Uh... 481 00:29:13,627 --> 00:29:16,171 You two are skins. 482 00:29:17,381 --> 00:29:20,342 I have no idea what powerpoint is, but you're smart. 483 00:29:20,759 --> 00:29:23,512 I know you're gonna be great at it. 484 00:29:50,622 --> 00:29:52,541 Hello? 485 00:29:56,920 --> 00:29:59,006 Anybody here? 486 00:29:59,840 --> 00:30:02,968 - I'm home. - Hey, there he is. 487 00:30:03,135 --> 00:30:06,013 Little brother. Flight from Detroit okay? 488 00:30:06,179 --> 00:30:08,140 - Yeah, yeah, fine. - Yeah? How's school? 489 00:30:08,307 --> 00:30:09,349 Ah, piece of cake so far. 490 00:30:09,516 --> 00:30:11,916 That's what you get for going to Michigan instead of Harvard. 491 00:30:12,060 --> 00:30:15,814 - Oh! You set me up for that, huh? - Huh, huh? You didn't see that coming. 492 00:30:15,981 --> 00:30:18,567 Sorry to drag you back to Chicago for all this. 493 00:30:18,734 --> 00:30:20,277 - How's the practice? - Busy. 494 00:30:20,444 --> 00:30:24,281 Thank god for fast food and stress. It's a platinum amex for cardiologists. 495 00:30:24,448 --> 00:30:26,616 - Woman: Hey, you. - Hey. 496 00:30:26,783 --> 00:30:29,703 - I missed you. - Mm, thanks. 497 00:30:29,870 --> 00:30:31,621 We're all in the kitchen having tea. 498 00:30:31,788 --> 00:30:35,042 - Yeah. I'll be right there. - I'll tell your mother. 499 00:30:40,422 --> 00:30:43,967 I got three fucking kids at home and you're going balls deep in that. 500 00:30:44,134 --> 00:30:46,678 You're fucking killing me, Jimmy. 501 00:30:46,845 --> 00:30:48,722 Welcome home. 502 00:30:50,974 --> 00:30:53,310 First pub crawl I did was when I was 16. 503 00:30:53,477 --> 00:30:55,979 Hit 22 pubs before I hurled. 504 00:30:56,146 --> 00:30:59,358 Got right back on the horse, hit 10 more, hurled again. 505 00:30:59,524 --> 00:31:02,069 That's how I got the nickname boot and rally. 506 00:31:02,235 --> 00:31:03,278 -Cool -ha, ha. 507 00:31:03,445 --> 00:31:04,946 Anyone seen the laptop? 508 00:31:05,113 --> 00:31:06,281 What's going on in here? 509 00:31:06,448 --> 00:31:08,575 Daddy made us some Mickey mouse pancakes. 510 00:31:08,742 --> 00:31:10,160 - Fiona: Are you serious? - Mm-hm. 511 00:31:10,327 --> 00:31:13,497 What did I tell you? Still not drinking till he gets his money. 512 00:31:13,663 --> 00:31:15,624 - If I ever drink again. - Right. 513 00:31:15,791 --> 00:31:19,378 - Java's my vice now. - Drunk or sober, you're still an asshole. 514 00:31:19,544 --> 00:31:21,463 - Lip. - It's okay, Deb. 515 00:31:21,630 --> 00:31:25,467 Everyone's got a right to his opinion. That's what makes this country so great. 516 00:31:25,634 --> 00:31:26,843 - Want orange juice? - Yeah. 517 00:31:27,260 --> 00:31:29,179 Where'd you get this to make breakfast? 518 00:31:29,346 --> 00:31:31,973 Traded some old hustler magazines with rusty the drunk. 519 00:31:32,140 --> 00:31:36,186 He's a dishwasher at the Denny's over on west 95th street. You want some oj? 520 00:31:36,353 --> 00:31:37,604 Fiona: No. Oh. 521 00:31:37,771 --> 00:31:39,856 Foundit I'm taking this to the job center. 522 00:31:40,023 --> 00:31:43,276 Come on, debs, Carl, grab your coats. Told kev we'd be over in five. 523 00:31:43,443 --> 00:31:46,279 - That weird girl have to come with us? - Where you going? 524 00:31:46,446 --> 00:31:49,658 Bowling. Lip knows a kid who can get us in for free. Wanna come? 525 00:31:49,825 --> 00:31:52,577 - No, debs. I don't think he can. - Hey, I'd love to come. 526 00:31:52,744 --> 00:31:54,579 Just let me clean this place up first. 527 00:31:54,746 --> 00:31:55,831 -Okay. Frank: Excuse me. 528 00:31:55,997 --> 00:31:57,541 - What? - Clear the table. 529 00:32:02,796 --> 00:32:05,966 Hey, the gallaghers invited us to go bowling. 530 00:32:06,258 --> 00:32:09,010 - What are you doing? - Veronica asked me to do her chores. 531 00:32:09,177 --> 00:32:11,763 - She would help me with mine next week. - No. 532 00:32:11,930 --> 00:32:13,932 - What? - Put that down. Put that down. 533 00:32:14,099 --> 00:32:17,310 Look, I know the Bible says you get closer to god and crap... 534 00:32:17,477 --> 00:32:21,481 If you sew the holes in my socks, but this is just wrong. It's Saturday. 535 00:32:21,648 --> 00:32:24,818 In my house, the way to get closer to god on Saturday is to play. 536 00:32:24,985 --> 00:32:28,280 - Is that in Ezekiel? - Yeah, the updated version. 537 00:32:28,447 --> 00:32:32,242 - Change out of that Laura Ingalls dress. - Oh, yes, sir. 538 00:32:32,409 --> 00:32:34,703 And don't call me sir. 539 00:32:35,370 --> 00:32:38,206 We are gonna have so much fun. 540 00:32:38,373 --> 00:32:39,416 [Knocking on door] 541 00:32:39,583 --> 00:32:41,334 Yeah. It's open. 542 00:32:42,502 --> 00:32:44,796 Hey, Ethel, let's get a move on, huh? 543 00:32:44,963 --> 00:32:46,047 Holy fuck. 544 00:32:46,214 --> 00:32:48,633 - I am ready for you, sir. - What are you doing? 545 00:32:48,800 --> 00:32:51,595 Clyde had me on Tuesdays, but if you want me on Saturday... 546 00:32:51,761 --> 00:32:53,555 No, I don't want you on Saturdays. 547 00:32:53,722 --> 00:32:54,962 Hey, kev, we're all ready to... 548 00:32:55,098 --> 00:32:56,391 [Laughs] 549 00:32:58,101 --> 00:33:00,145 _i__ -no, lip. Lip, wait. 550 00:33:00,312 --> 00:33:03,899 No, you use "me" because it's the object of the preposition. 551 00:33:04,065 --> 00:33:06,610 So it's, "with Max and me"? 552 00:33:06,776 --> 00:33:08,487 - Yup. - It sounds weird. 553 00:33:08,653 --> 00:33:10,214 - I'm telling you, it's right. - Heh, okay. 554 00:33:10,238 --> 00:33:11,239 [Mickey belches] 555 00:33:11,406 --> 00:33:12,532 Douche bags. 556 00:33:13,658 --> 00:33:14,826 Ass face. 557 00:33:21,833 --> 00:33:24,920 - Gotta go to the bathroom. - Hold the handle down when you flush. 558 00:33:25,086 --> 00:33:26,338 Okay. 559 00:33:26,838 --> 00:33:30,091 Hey? Do you want a pizza bagel? 560 00:33:31,968 --> 00:33:34,054 Sure. 561 00:33:39,226 --> 00:33:41,770 Show of hands, how many of you know word? 562 00:33:42,854 --> 00:33:45,982 All right. Microsoft excel? 563 00:33:46,149 --> 00:33:48,860 Let's get started. Gladys, can you get the lights? 564 00:33:49,736 --> 00:33:53,949 Open up the powerpoint template which can be found in your Microsoft suite. 565 00:33:54,366 --> 00:33:57,202 In the dialog box, enter the title of your presentation. 566 00:33:57,369 --> 00:33:59,329 Take a moment now to use the tool bar... 567 00:33:59,496 --> 00:34:04,042 And experiment with color, font and size of your text. 568 00:34:06,628 --> 00:34:09,256 I must warn you, I have bowled before. 569 00:34:09,422 --> 00:34:12,884 Hey, you wanna put some money on it? Just for fun. 570 00:34:19,724 --> 00:34:22,310 That's what I'm talking about. Yes. 571 00:34:22,477 --> 00:34:24,145 - For you. I love you. - Carl: Yeah. 572 00:34:24,312 --> 00:34:25,772 -Did you see that? Debbie: Yeah. 573 00:34:25,939 --> 00:34:28,400 - Carl: Go dad. - I'm hot, ho, ho. 574 00:34:28,567 --> 00:34:30,235 Look out. 575 00:34:30,402 --> 00:34:32,779 Guys, don't get too used to this, okay? 576 00:34:32,946 --> 00:34:34,489 What? 577 00:34:34,656 --> 00:34:37,367 Well, dad's not always gonna be so nice. 578 00:34:37,534 --> 00:34:38,660 Yes, he will. 579 00:34:38,827 --> 00:34:41,371 No. Not when he starts drinking again, okay? 580 00:34:41,538 --> 00:34:44,249 He'll go back to his ways. I don't want you getting hurt. 581 00:34:44,416 --> 00:34:47,335 - Hurt? - Frank: All right, Deb. Here's a spare. 582 00:34:47,502 --> 00:34:48,920 -Yeah. Lip: Yeah, um... 583 00:34:49,087 --> 00:34:51,965 Remember that turtle you had last summer? 584 00:34:52,132 --> 00:34:53,466 - Walter? - Yeah, yeah, Walter. 585 00:34:53,633 --> 00:34:57,137 And you guys were really, really into him for like two weeks... 586 00:34:57,304 --> 00:35:00,557 And you talked to him and you fed him. 587 00:35:00,724 --> 00:35:03,476 I mean, you took him everywhere with you, right? 588 00:35:03,643 --> 00:35:09,149 But after a while, you know, you guys got busy with other things... 589 00:35:09,316 --> 00:35:14,070 So Walter's water never got changed and nobody fed him. 590 00:35:14,863 --> 00:35:16,531 Then like two months later... 591 00:35:16,698 --> 00:35:20,368 Debs, you wanted to show off Walter to your friend susie... 592 00:35:20,535 --> 00:35:23,997 And you guys started looking for him and when you found him... 593 00:35:24,164 --> 00:35:26,166 He was all dried up and dead. 594 00:35:27,500 --> 00:35:31,212 Now, you see, you guys are that turtle, okay? 595 00:35:31,379 --> 00:35:33,256 And dad's you. 596 00:35:34,090 --> 00:35:36,009 You get what I'm saying? 597 00:35:37,719 --> 00:35:39,763 Dad's buying us another turtle? 598 00:35:42,349 --> 00:35:45,226 No, no. Forget it. Never mind. 599 00:35:49,064 --> 00:35:50,732 Don't worry, lip, I get it. 600 00:35:50,899 --> 00:35:53,777 Daddy's gonna forget about us when he starts drinking again. 601 00:35:53,943 --> 00:35:55,320 It's okay. I don't mind. 602 00:35:55,945 --> 00:35:59,866 I'm gonna enjoy this while it lasts if that's okay. 603 00:36:00,533 --> 00:36:03,328 Yeah. Sure, debs. That's, um... 604 00:36:03,495 --> 00:36:05,538 That's a good plan. 605 00:36:19,302 --> 00:36:21,054 It took you long enough. 606 00:36:21,221 --> 00:36:24,224 Yeah. Your dad was in there forever. 607 00:36:27,852 --> 00:36:30,105 Shove over, faggots. 608 00:36:32,857 --> 00:36:34,859 Watch and learn. 609 00:36:47,831 --> 00:36:49,499 No worries. 610 00:36:49,666 --> 00:36:51,710 Commentator [on TV]: In period number three. 611 00:37:02,595 --> 00:37:04,222 -Okay. Man: Okay. 612 00:37:04,389 --> 00:37:07,058 - That's, uh, 36 bucks. - I got it. 613 00:37:13,982 --> 00:37:16,234 Keep the change, darling. 614 00:37:18,486 --> 00:37:20,572 [All chuckling] 615 00:37:35,462 --> 00:37:36,546 [Ian grunts] 616 00:37:36,713 --> 00:37:39,299 - Hey, sorry I'm late. - No biggie. 617 00:37:42,510 --> 00:37:43,636 Good news. 618 00:37:44,012 --> 00:37:46,306 Linda's done with me this month. 619 00:37:46,473 --> 00:37:48,099 Oh, yeah? 620 00:37:49,976 --> 00:37:54,606 Maybe we could, um, adjust the cameras for old times' sake? 621 00:37:55,565 --> 00:37:56,816 [Door opens] 622 00:38:05,158 --> 00:38:08,119 Frank: "Then I hear it. Several pairs of feet breaking into a run. 623 00:38:08,286 --> 00:38:12,123 The fire starter must have dozed off. They're on her before she can escape..." 624 00:38:12,290 --> 00:38:13,650 Any chance of you getting a job... 625 00:38:13,792 --> 00:38:15,272 Now that you're sober? Debbie: Shh! 626 00:38:15,376 --> 00:38:19,255 We're getting to the part where katniss releases the jackers that kill glimmer. 627 00:38:19,422 --> 00:38:21,090 Dinner in the kitchen if you want. 628 00:38:21,257 --> 00:38:24,511 "Then, there's laughter and congratulations from several voices. 629 00:38:24,677 --> 00:38:26,763 'Twelve down, 11 to go."' 630 00:38:29,224 --> 00:38:31,059 [sighs] 631 00:38:35,313 --> 00:38:37,232 [Crying] 632 00:38:48,451 --> 00:38:49,744 Hey, I'm going out. 633 00:38:53,206 --> 00:38:54,999 What's up? 634 00:38:55,166 --> 00:38:57,126 Hard day. 635 00:39:01,714 --> 00:39:03,716 Why are you so upset with dad? 636 00:39:03,883 --> 00:39:07,345 Fiona, we've, uh, been through this before. Remember? 637 00:39:07,846 --> 00:39:09,931 The last time dad was sober. 638 00:39:13,434 --> 00:39:19,816 He, uh, had a bet with some guy at the bar and became the perfect dad. 639 00:39:19,983 --> 00:39:22,485 It was the first time he ever came to little league. 640 00:39:22,652 --> 00:39:25,196 And, uh, I hit a double. 641 00:39:25,738 --> 00:39:28,533 Fucking never saw him so proud. 642 00:39:30,827 --> 00:39:33,538 You knew he was gonna go back to his regular shitty self. 643 00:39:33,705 --> 00:39:36,374 No, that's, uh, the thing. 644 00:39:36,958 --> 00:39:38,918 I didn't know. 645 00:39:47,802 --> 00:39:49,387 [Door opens] 646 00:39:50,847 --> 00:39:52,473 [Door closes] 647 00:40:12,660 --> 00:40:14,996 - Hi. - What are you doing? 648 00:40:15,163 --> 00:40:17,916 I was, uh, gonna go back, check out that lab. You wanna come? 649 00:40:18,416 --> 00:40:20,043 Okay. 650 00:40:21,502 --> 00:40:23,588 Why didn't you just go to the front door? 651 00:40:23,755 --> 00:40:25,256 This seemed more romantic. 652 00:40:26,382 --> 00:40:30,303 - I didn't know if you were with someone. - Jason snuck out an hour ago. 653 00:40:30,470 --> 00:40:33,431 - Jason Pierce? - Maybe. 654 00:40:34,432 --> 00:40:38,770 Heh, he just showed me a website to steal music. I'll be right down. 655 00:40:39,228 --> 00:40:40,480 All right. 656 00:40:46,694 --> 00:40:48,154 [Veronica growls] 657 00:40:48,321 --> 00:40:50,740 Not even in the mood, v. 658 00:40:50,907 --> 00:40:53,117 - What's up? - You know what's up. 659 00:40:53,284 --> 00:40:54,535 Is this about the kid? 660 00:40:54,702 --> 00:40:56,496 - Yeah. - What now? 661 00:40:56,663 --> 00:41:00,124 You made her do your chores and you promised to do hers next week? 662 00:41:00,291 --> 00:41:01,584 - So? - You lied to her. 663 00:41:01,751 --> 00:41:05,046 - She's not even gonna be here. - What's the big deal? She's a freak. 664 00:41:05,213 --> 00:41:08,758 V, that girl needs us. You heard that messed up story of hers. 665 00:41:08,925 --> 00:41:11,386 She thought I wanted to have sex with her today. 666 00:41:11,552 --> 00:41:14,180 - What? - Yeah, sex. 667 00:41:14,347 --> 00:41:15,974 A 13-year-old girl. 668 00:41:16,140 --> 00:41:19,978 Who knows what crazy family she's gonna get if we give her back. 669 00:41:20,353 --> 00:41:21,771 Kevin, we're not keeping her. 670 00:41:21,938 --> 00:41:24,273 I think we should until she gets a permanent home. 671 00:41:24,440 --> 00:41:26,651 We could help her live like a normal child. 672 00:41:26,818 --> 00:41:29,320 - This is none of our business. - We signed on for it. 673 00:41:29,487 --> 00:41:32,198 No, you signed on for it. I signed on for the money. 674 00:41:34,909 --> 00:41:38,037 - Where are you going? - I'm sleeping on the couch. 675 00:41:38,955 --> 00:41:39,998 [Door closes] 676 00:41:40,289 --> 00:41:41,916 [Sheila crying] 677 00:41:42,083 --> 00:41:43,668 Mom? 678 00:41:44,794 --> 00:41:46,546 What's wrong? 679 00:41:46,713 --> 00:41:48,297 Frank left. 680 00:41:48,464 --> 00:41:50,925 No, he didn't. He's at the Gallagher's. 681 00:41:51,092 --> 00:41:54,053 Because he's lost interest in me. 682 00:41:54,220 --> 00:41:57,890 Lip says he'll be back to normal as soon as he starts drinking again. 683 00:42:01,185 --> 00:42:05,023 - You think so? - I do. 684 00:42:05,940 --> 00:42:07,525 [Chuckles] 685 00:42:14,490 --> 00:42:16,200 [Thuds] 686 00:42:22,707 --> 00:42:25,251 - What the hell is that? - What? 687 00:42:31,883 --> 00:42:34,635 - Dad, what are you doing? - You fucking kidding me? 688 00:42:34,802 --> 00:42:38,639 Remodeling. Son, grab that copper wire. It's worth a lot of money these days. 689 00:42:38,806 --> 00:42:41,476 - No. Dad, stop. - Why the fuck is our couch on the wall? 690 00:42:41,642 --> 00:42:43,269 We need a fresh start. 691 00:42:43,436 --> 00:42:45,730 - There's a gas line right there. - Oh. 692 00:42:45,897 --> 00:42:49,067 All right. Fine. We'll start the demolition in the bathroom, kids. 693 00:42:49,233 --> 00:42:51,569 Carl: Yeah. Frank: Okay, heh. 694 00:42:56,657 --> 00:42:57,658 [Lip sighs] 695 00:42:57,825 --> 00:43:00,203 Last time he ripped up the floor boards. Remember? 696 00:43:00,369 --> 00:43:02,038 Fiona: Shit. 697 00:43:03,247 --> 00:43:06,667 Said he was gonna put in saltillo tiles. Of course, never did. 698 00:43:06,834 --> 00:43:11,089 Yeah, and I had to date that flooring guy for a month to get him to finish the work. 699 00:43:11,255 --> 00:43:12,924 What are we gonna do? 700 00:43:13,091 --> 00:43:15,635 Debbie: We have to kill the turtle. 701 00:43:15,885 --> 00:43:21,182 Daddy and Carl are up in the attic to cut a hole in the roof for a skylight. 702 00:43:21,349 --> 00:43:23,069 - It's time to kill the turtle. - Lip: Uh... 703 00:43:23,226 --> 00:43:26,813 Debs, you know that you guys are the turtle in my story, right? 704 00:43:27,939 --> 00:43:30,191 Oh, right. 705 00:43:30,358 --> 00:43:33,778 - That's okay. I get what you're saying. - Debbie: Thanks. 706 00:43:34,487 --> 00:43:36,489 - You sure about this? - It'll hurt less... 707 00:43:36,656 --> 00:43:38,366 Than if we wait two more weeks. 708 00:43:38,533 --> 00:43:41,160 - Okay. - What's up with the turtle? 709 00:43:41,619 --> 00:43:43,704 You wouldn't understand. 710 00:43:46,207 --> 00:43:47,959 [Sighs] 711 00:43:48,543 --> 00:43:50,419 [Saw whirring] 712 00:43:51,212 --> 00:43:53,089 Daddy, help. I think I see a mouse. 713 00:43:53,256 --> 00:43:56,634 Frank: A mouse? Uh, hold on. I'll be right down. 714 00:43:56,801 --> 00:43:58,136 [Frank grunts] 715 00:43:58,302 --> 00:43:59,554 Where is the little...? 716 00:43:59,720 --> 00:44:01,722 [Grunting] 717 00:44:06,811 --> 00:44:08,354 I thought the taser didn't work. 718 00:44:08,521 --> 00:44:10,982 Yeah. I just told Carl that. 719 00:44:11,149 --> 00:44:13,025 I took the batteries out. 720 00:44:13,901 --> 00:44:16,028 All right, open his mouth. 721 00:44:17,488 --> 00:44:19,157 Frank: No. No. 722 00:44:28,124 --> 00:44:30,376 [Buzzing] 723 00:44:40,011 --> 00:44:41,804 What happened? 724 00:44:41,971 --> 00:44:44,015 It's better this way, Carl. 725 00:44:51,189 --> 00:44:54,025 - Veronica: You seen kev? - He went to play basketball. 726 00:44:54,192 --> 00:44:55,443 Veronica: Oh. 727 00:44:58,988 --> 00:45:02,491 How about some breakfast? I make a mean French toast. 728 00:45:03,075 --> 00:45:05,953 Come on. Put the brillo down. 729 00:45:09,624 --> 00:45:11,584 When I was a kid, my mother would make... 730 00:45:11,751 --> 00:45:14,086 Anything we wanted for dinner on our birthday. 731 00:45:14,253 --> 00:45:16,422 I always asked for French toast. 732 00:45:16,589 --> 00:45:18,799 - Hey. - Hey. 733 00:45:20,384 --> 00:45:22,094 We're having French toast. 734 00:45:27,141 --> 00:45:28,976 I'm gonna take a shower. Be right back. 735 00:45:29,143 --> 00:45:30,645 Could I ask a favor, please? 736 00:45:30,811 --> 00:45:31,979 Sure, sweetie. 737 00:45:32,146 --> 00:45:34,565 If I'm gonna be staying here for a while... 738 00:45:34,732 --> 00:45:38,194 Would it be all right if my son Jonah came to visit? 739 00:45:39,570 --> 00:45:43,616 It is absolutely critical that as we move to get recovery back on track... 740 00:45:43,783 --> 00:45:45,463 That we commit to the American people... 741 00:45:45,534 --> 00:45:46,619 [Knocking on door] 742 00:45:46,786 --> 00:45:48,466 Man [on TV]: That if we get on a path... 743 00:45:48,621 --> 00:45:51,165 Just bracelet. No bone. 744 00:45:51,332 --> 00:45:53,876 Man: Now, again, we propose to do that... 745 00:45:54,043 --> 00:45:57,630 I'm so sorry I've been Mia. I just had to... 746 00:45:57,797 --> 00:45:59,048 I didn't even notice. 747 00:45:59,215 --> 00:46:03,094 Come on, little Tim geithner's telling us how everything's okay. 748 00:46:05,513 --> 00:46:07,807 - Frank. - Fuck off. 749 00:47:05,197 --> 00:47:06,490 [Door opens] 750 00:47:18,878 --> 00:47:20,463 Are you drunk? 751 00:47:20,629 --> 00:47:22,673 - That I am. - Heh. 752 00:47:23,424 --> 00:47:25,092 [Frank sighs] 753 00:47:55,498 --> 00:47:57,500 [English - us - sdh]