1 00:00:02,169 --> 00:00:04,838 Jesus, I'm raising five kids, and I didn't miss last week. 2 00:00:05,005 --> 00:00:07,174 What's your excuse? 3 00:00:07,883 --> 00:00:10,511 - Ugh, Carl! - Looking for frank. 4 00:00:10,677 --> 00:00:13,764 Two assholes busted into our house looking for you and some car. 5 00:00:13,972 --> 00:00:16,850 I don't care how you get the money. I want 6 grand by Saturday... 6 00:00:17,017 --> 00:00:19,144 Or this ear will be hanging around my neck. 7 00:00:19,311 --> 00:00:20,979 The shoplifting is out of hand. 8 00:00:22,773 --> 00:00:23,933 Ian: Did Mickey pay for that? 9 00:00:24,024 --> 00:00:25,526 That's it. Follow me. 10 00:00:27,611 --> 00:00:29,530 You know where I live if you have a problem. 11 00:00:29,696 --> 00:00:31,698 Sheila: I have not been out of the house in years. 12 00:00:31,865 --> 00:00:35,827 Oh, god. I can't. Stop it, make it stop. 13 00:01:47,190 --> 00:01:49,276 This is no way to treat a veteran. 14 00:01:49,443 --> 00:01:52,613 - If you didn't run, we'd have flushed first. - We want our 6 grand. 15 00:01:58,368 --> 00:01:59,494 - Ugh. - Anything? 16 00:01:59,661 --> 00:02:01,580 Flier for guitar lessons and a comb. 17 00:02:01,747 --> 00:02:03,874 What do I owe you for the reach-around? 18 00:02:06,752 --> 00:02:08,545 - Twenty-four hours, frank. - Ah. 19 00:02:08,712 --> 00:02:10,839 Today is "put your head in the toilet day." 20 00:02:11,006 --> 00:02:12,758 Know what that makes tomorrow, frank? 21 00:02:12,924 --> 00:02:15,427 "Put your head in the trash compactor day." 22 00:02:18,388 --> 00:02:21,099 Got semolina, seven-grain and whole wheat. 23 00:02:21,266 --> 00:02:23,602 You work at a bakery and all you stole was bread? 24 00:02:23,769 --> 00:02:26,521 - Where are the crullers and turnovers? - We want sugar. 25 00:02:26,688 --> 00:02:28,815 Yeah? Too bad. Free toast for a week. 26 00:02:28,982 --> 00:02:31,943 - Who wants a sandwich? - Mine with the crusts off. 27 00:02:32,152 --> 00:02:34,154 How was your wake-and-bake? 28 00:02:34,321 --> 00:02:36,573 Two A.M. start. I don't know how Lucia does it. 29 00:02:36,740 --> 00:02:39,993 - Hey, I got a surprise for you. - Gotta do something about that toilet. 30 00:02:40,160 --> 00:02:43,163 - What's wrong with it? - Nothing if you don't mind squatting... 31 00:02:43,330 --> 00:02:45,832 Like a coolie so your ass doesn't touch the water. 32 00:02:45,999 --> 00:02:48,960 - Did you try and fix it? - Hell, no. I just got my nails done. 33 00:02:49,169 --> 00:02:51,254 - I got us a room at the delacroix tonight. - Ha, ha. 34 00:02:51,421 --> 00:02:54,424 Good for you. Who you gonna take? Sounds nice. 35 00:02:54,925 --> 00:02:57,678 Where are the knives? Carl! 36 00:02:57,844 --> 00:03:01,056 - Gotta love these half-days. - Good thing public education is broke. 37 00:03:01,223 --> 00:03:02,265 Yeah, waste of time. 38 00:03:02,432 --> 00:03:06,353 Only thing those people are equipped to teach is how to live with disappointment. 39 00:03:06,520 --> 00:03:08,120 - Hey, wanna catch a movie later? - Uh... 40 00:03:08,188 --> 00:03:09,523 Brandy can sneak us in. 41 00:03:09,690 --> 00:03:11,149 Can't. Gotta be at work by 3. 42 00:03:11,316 --> 00:03:14,277 - Nice jacket Kash bought you. - Thanks. 43 00:03:14,444 --> 00:03:17,572 Yeah. Tell Kash I'll take it in the ass if it gets me free stuff. 44 00:03:17,739 --> 00:03:18,865 - Hey. - Ha, ha. 45 00:03:19,032 --> 00:03:20,826 - Hey, yeah, I'm talking to you. - Yeah? 46 00:03:20,992 --> 00:03:23,245 - You got a phone? - What, your truck break down? 47 00:03:23,453 --> 00:03:27,290 No, genius, I like standing in a shitty neighborhood with my dick in my hands. 48 00:03:27,457 --> 00:03:31,878 I'm already two hours late on this load. I try to take one shortcut, this is what I get. 49 00:03:32,045 --> 00:03:34,715 My goddamn kid drained my phone playing "doodle jump." 50 00:03:34,881 --> 00:03:36,883 My goddamn wife took my charger. 51 00:03:37,050 --> 00:03:39,553 I'll give you 5 bucks if you let me use your phone. 52 00:03:39,720 --> 00:03:41,888 - Just one call. - Oh, we don't have a phone. 53 00:03:42,055 --> 00:03:45,183 Our dad says not till we're 18. 54 00:03:45,350 --> 00:03:46,643 Um, but you know what? 55 00:03:46,810 --> 00:03:50,188 There's a bar, I think, about 10 blocks that way. 56 00:03:50,355 --> 00:03:52,649 What's it called? Uh, o'Flaherty's. 57 00:03:52,816 --> 00:03:54,776 Tell them your family's from county cork. 58 00:03:54,985 --> 00:03:58,780 - Ten blocks? - Maybe five. Straight shot. 59 00:04:01,491 --> 00:04:04,035 This is yours if you keep an eye on the truck. 60 00:04:04,202 --> 00:04:07,706 - Five bucks? - Oh, cool. Thanks, mister. 61 00:04:09,458 --> 00:04:12,544 Hey, hey. Make sure no one gets near it. 62 00:04:24,055 --> 00:04:25,348 Yo, kev. 63 00:04:25,515 --> 00:04:28,226 Forty-third and halsted. Bring a crowbar. 64 00:04:32,105 --> 00:04:35,901 - So tonight. What do you think? - Like I'm going to a hotel tonight. 65 00:04:36,526 --> 00:04:39,696 A great thing about hotels is that the toilets actually work. 66 00:04:41,031 --> 00:04:44,534 - You buy watches? - Buy, trade. 67 00:04:44,701 --> 00:04:46,036 I need cash. 68 00:04:47,287 --> 00:04:51,249 Twenty years with the itc. Sure you wanna part with this, Eddie? 69 00:04:51,416 --> 00:04:57,088 That's 24-karat gold. Best there is. Test it, you'll see. 70 00:05:02,427 --> 00:05:04,054 Damn Palestinians, huh? 71 00:05:04,221 --> 00:05:07,766 It's like they come out of the womb wearing a suicide vest, am I right, ha, ha? 72 00:05:10,894 --> 00:05:15,065 You ask me, we should just give you guys the green light, take them all out. 73 00:05:15,232 --> 00:05:17,567 I believe in a two-state solution. 74 00:05:19,277 --> 00:05:21,446 Don't know why you yids get such a bad rap... 75 00:05:21,613 --> 00:05:23,782 For being greedy, controlling the media... 76 00:05:23,949 --> 00:05:26,409 Making everyone get their dicks cut. 77 00:05:26,576 --> 00:05:27,911 Killing our lord and savior? 78 00:05:28,078 --> 00:05:30,455 Everyone knows that was pontius pilate, notyou. 79 00:05:31,414 --> 00:05:34,000 - Thirty-five dollars. - Two hundred fifty. 80 00:05:34,167 --> 00:05:37,671 - Thirty-five dollars. - The hell? Ugh. 81 00:05:37,838 --> 00:05:39,714 You're supposed to negotiate. 82 00:05:39,881 --> 00:05:43,927 The phrase "Jew me down" only works if you take the fair price I start with... 83 00:05:44,094 --> 00:05:47,681 And you slowly Jew me down to an unacceptable number. 84 00:05:47,848 --> 00:05:50,517 You can't bottom-line some rip-off rate from the get-go. 85 00:05:50,684 --> 00:05:53,436 - Give me a number. - Thirty-five. 86 00:05:53,603 --> 00:05:58,024 And my ancestors and I take full credit for crucifying that Christ putz. 87 00:05:58,191 --> 00:06:01,403 So you want the $35 or not? 88 00:06:04,447 --> 00:06:07,158 Mel Gibson was right! 89 00:06:15,834 --> 00:06:17,294 Don't touch my cup, frank. 90 00:06:17,460 --> 00:06:20,714 I just came over to say hello, Benny. Jesus. 91 00:06:20,881 --> 00:06:22,883 Neat trick, you knowing it was me, though. 92 00:06:23,049 --> 00:06:26,511 Who else smells like old style and ball sweat? 93 00:06:26,678 --> 00:06:28,471 - Ha, ha. - I'll, uh... 94 00:06:28,638 --> 00:06:32,058 - I'll help you cross the street. - I don't wanna cross no street. 95 00:06:33,351 --> 00:06:36,021 Jesus. I need it more than you. 96 00:06:41,610 --> 00:06:42,652 Kevin: What is this? 97 00:06:43,570 --> 00:06:45,906 Come on. I got them, I got them, I got them. 98 00:06:46,072 --> 00:06:48,491 All right, I got you. 99 00:06:49,951 --> 00:06:52,412 You go ahead. I'm gonna go back and fight for more. 100 00:06:52,579 --> 00:06:54,414 Are you sure that's such a good idea? 101 00:06:56,333 --> 00:06:59,377 Out of my way. I buried two husbands. 102 00:06:59,544 --> 00:07:00,704 Kevin: Take it easy, grandma. 103 00:07:01,880 --> 00:07:04,799 How the hell we gonna fit all of that in there? 104 00:07:04,966 --> 00:07:07,552 We could hang it in the garage, hack off what we need. 105 00:07:07,719 --> 00:07:10,180 - Rats would get it. - Rats won't be a problem. 106 00:07:10,347 --> 00:07:13,058 Move, move, move. Dude, move, move, move. 107 00:07:13,224 --> 00:07:16,686 - Here we go. Ugh. Phew! - Does Ron still have that chain saw? 108 00:07:16,853 --> 00:07:19,147 He owes me. I told his wife he was on his way... 109 00:07:19,314 --> 00:07:21,816 When he was getting a Hummer from some dude. Lip. 110 00:07:21,983 --> 00:07:23,193 - Yeah? - Lip, let's go. 111 00:07:26,196 --> 00:07:29,574 Straight shot. There's no o'Flaherty's. 112 00:07:29,741 --> 00:07:32,494 There's no stinking way they're getting that 5 bucks now. 113 00:07:41,962 --> 00:07:45,423 Hey, look what fell off the back of a truck. 114 00:07:46,883 --> 00:07:49,010 Mickey? Again? 115 00:07:49,511 --> 00:07:51,596 Don't think he detached my retina this time. 116 00:07:51,763 --> 00:07:54,224 - Linda's gonna shit a brick. - Let me see. 117 00:07:54,641 --> 00:07:57,727 I can run out and replace whatever he took before she gets here. 118 00:07:57,894 --> 00:08:01,106 No, you can't. It's gonna take three days for the background check. 119 00:08:01,272 --> 00:08:03,483 - He took the gun? How? - I pulled it on him. 120 00:08:03,650 --> 00:08:05,068 Even released the safety. 121 00:08:05,235 --> 00:08:08,071 But what was I supposed to do? Shoot him over a cup-a-soup? 122 00:08:08,238 --> 00:08:11,491 Wish he'd burnt the store down. Never wanted it to begin with. 123 00:08:11,658 --> 00:08:14,077 Wanted to be a landscaper. 124 00:08:14,244 --> 00:08:16,913 - Where's the charcoal? - Above the veggies. 125 00:08:17,080 --> 00:08:18,665 Barbecue sauce? 126 00:08:24,796 --> 00:08:25,839 Got more newspapers. 127 00:08:26,006 --> 00:08:29,384 - This expired when bush was president. - It's supposed to age. It's fine. 128 00:08:30,760 --> 00:08:32,971 - Wait, who's got the chain saw? - Lip. 129 00:08:33,138 --> 00:08:37,058 Another cool thing about hotels is that you don't have to saw your own meat. 130 00:08:37,267 --> 00:08:39,060 - Any more ziplocs? - You look exhausted. 131 00:08:39,269 --> 00:08:42,147 - You could use the getaway. - Fuck you. 132 00:08:43,189 --> 00:08:45,525 - What? - Upstairs bathroom. 133 00:08:45,692 --> 00:08:47,068 What is it? 134 00:08:47,277 --> 00:08:49,779 What used to be in the toilet is now in the tub. 135 00:08:49,946 --> 00:08:52,949 - Check-in time is 4:00. - Oh, great idea. I'm in. 136 00:08:53,116 --> 00:08:56,077 Let's pencil that in for, say, 2023. 137 00:08:56,286 --> 00:08:58,079 Watch Liam for me. Come on. 138 00:09:00,206 --> 00:09:02,959 Brother, you gotta stop embarrassing yourself. 139 00:09:03,668 --> 00:09:06,504 Fiona's a 'hood girl, not a debutante from glencoe. 140 00:09:06,671 --> 00:09:09,466 It's painful, man, you always asking her on lunches... 141 00:09:09,632 --> 00:09:11,009 Taking a getaway. 142 00:09:11,176 --> 00:09:13,428 What's next, coed bikini waxes and a spa day? 143 00:09:13,595 --> 00:09:16,931 When she says, "fuck you," it means "I like you." 144 00:09:17,098 --> 00:09:20,185 - It's 'hood speak. Learn the language. - Okay, any suggestions? 145 00:09:20,351 --> 00:09:25,190 All day, all she does is make decisions. Five kids, fucking frank. 146 00:09:25,356 --> 00:09:28,526 Stop asking her what she needs. Fucking tell her. 147 00:09:35,575 --> 00:09:38,369 - Change your mind about that movie? - Where's Mickey? 148 00:09:38,536 --> 00:09:40,538 Downstate, picking up our dad from prison. 149 00:09:40,705 --> 00:09:41,748 Why? 150 00:09:42,332 --> 00:09:44,542 What the hell, Ian? 151 00:09:46,336 --> 00:09:48,463 What are you doing? 152 00:09:51,508 --> 00:09:52,926 Mickey will kill you. 153 00:09:56,763 --> 00:09:58,890 What do you want? 154 00:10:00,308 --> 00:10:01,726 He hit Kash, okay? 155 00:10:03,770 --> 00:10:06,940 Just go. I'll put everything back. 156 00:10:07,107 --> 00:10:10,068 Tell him it ends now. No more messing with Kash. 157 00:10:10,235 --> 00:10:12,946 And tell him I want the gun back. Tonight. 158 00:10:19,702 --> 00:10:20,870 Frank: Give me the money. 159 00:10:21,037 --> 00:10:22,914 I've got a gun. 160 00:10:23,957 --> 00:10:27,293 - Frank? - What? No. I'll use it. 161 00:10:27,460 --> 00:10:30,004 For what? To Jack off? Go home. 162 00:10:34,968 --> 00:10:37,178 You left Liam where? 163 00:10:37,387 --> 00:10:40,223 He's not dry cleaning. You can't just drop him off. 164 00:10:40,390 --> 00:10:43,309 Aah! Look after Liam? I'd love to. 165 00:10:43,476 --> 00:10:46,563 I can keep him in my room until Karen goes to college. 166 00:10:46,729 --> 00:10:48,606 - No, just for one night. - Oh. 167 00:10:48,773 --> 00:10:51,776 Okay. Well, we'll have the best slumber party ever. 168 00:10:53,778 --> 00:10:55,405 Come on, sweet boy. 169 00:10:55,572 --> 00:10:59,075 Oh, hold on one second. Just hold on one second. 170 00:11:05,915 --> 00:11:09,627 - Sheila? - Hold on, baby. Yeah, okay. 171 00:11:09,794 --> 00:11:12,172 Okay. Who's a sweet boy? Come here. 172 00:11:12,755 --> 00:11:16,384 Oh, what a sweet baby. 173 00:11:16,551 --> 00:11:18,803 Look at you. We're gonna have so much fun. 174 00:11:18,970 --> 00:11:24,017 How about if we start with a bath? Okay? You like bubbles, don't you? 175 00:11:24,767 --> 00:11:27,020 - Not a chance. - What's the problem? You go out. 176 00:11:27,187 --> 00:11:29,063 Yeah, for a few hours. Not overnight. 177 00:11:29,230 --> 00:11:31,399 They can't get by without you for one night? 178 00:11:31,566 --> 00:11:35,445 - You seem to have trouble with it. - Come on. Let's ask them. 179 00:11:36,112 --> 00:11:37,655 Let's go, let's go. 180 00:11:37,822 --> 00:11:41,034 You think you guys can survive one night without Fiona? 181 00:11:42,952 --> 00:11:45,371 Heh. Kidding. 182 00:11:45,538 --> 00:11:47,165 - Sure. - Lip: Yeah, have a great time. 183 00:11:47,332 --> 00:11:51,461 - Debs, go pick up Liam from Sheila's. - No, wait. Debs, hold on. 184 00:11:51,628 --> 00:11:55,590 - So you're chained to this house? - I'm not a labrador. I like it here. 185 00:11:55,757 --> 00:11:58,259 You'll be 40 by the time Liam gets out of the house. 186 00:11:58,468 --> 00:12:01,054 - Thirty-seven. - It really doesn't have to be like this. 187 00:12:01,221 --> 00:12:03,514 Which part? The part where my mom splits? 188 00:12:03,681 --> 00:12:06,392 Or the part where my dad's a raging alcoholic narcissist? 189 00:12:06,559 --> 00:12:10,813 The part where you feel like the world will stop spinning if you take a night off. 190 00:12:10,980 --> 00:12:14,817 When a plane goes down, they tell you to put your mask on before helping anyone. 191 00:12:14,984 --> 00:12:17,654 Put your mask on, Fiona. 192 00:12:19,239 --> 00:12:22,700 Yeah? Well, I've never been on a plane. 193 00:12:41,844 --> 00:12:43,888 Kermit: Oh, thank god. 194 00:12:44,722 --> 00:12:47,141 - Frank here? - Only when there's a check coming. 195 00:12:47,308 --> 00:12:49,727 - Who are you? - I'm his friend Kermit. 196 00:12:50,228 --> 00:12:53,356 Frank doesn't have friends, only people he hasn't pissed off yet. 197 00:12:53,523 --> 00:12:56,067 Can you tell him, "I'm sorry, I tried"? 198 00:12:57,318 --> 00:12:58,611 Frank's mail. 199 00:12:58,778 --> 00:13:00,655 He's been having it sent to my place... 200 00:13:00,822 --> 00:13:04,575 But my girlfriend moved in, and she's been making a lot of changes. 201 00:13:04,742 --> 00:13:07,245 She threw out my collection of 19th-century erotica. 202 00:13:07,412 --> 00:13:10,707 That was hard. She threw out my old atari cartridges. 203 00:13:10,873 --> 00:13:12,709 That was harder. 204 00:13:12,875 --> 00:13:15,962 But let's be honest. She's my last chance at happiness... 205 00:13:16,129 --> 00:13:19,465 And that's more important than video games and masturbation, right? 206 00:13:22,260 --> 00:13:24,053 I'll get the other bags from the car. 207 00:13:33,479 --> 00:13:36,357 - What's all this? - Frank's bills. 208 00:13:39,110 --> 00:13:40,653 Six hundred and eighty dollars... 209 00:13:40,820 --> 00:13:42,405 At Murphy's liquor. 210 00:13:43,990 --> 00:13:46,701 Lip: Twelve hundred at the windy titty? 211 00:13:46,868 --> 00:13:48,244 Debbie: A grand to big Lenny? 212 00:13:48,411 --> 00:13:50,288 Carl: Drug dealers take credit cards? 213 00:13:53,458 --> 00:13:56,127 He bought a 65-inch flat-screen? Where the hell is that? 214 00:13:56,294 --> 00:13:58,713 Wait, let me see those. 215 00:13:58,921 --> 00:14:00,548 - Unbelievable. - What? 216 00:14:00,715 --> 00:14:02,592 He used our names to get the cards. 217 00:14:02,759 --> 00:14:06,054 Cool, I just got a subscription to penthouse. 218 00:14:10,475 --> 00:14:11,559 Another jb. 219 00:14:11,726 --> 00:14:14,854 How about another steak to soak that up before you go to surgery? 220 00:14:15,021 --> 00:14:17,106 Know anyone who wants to buy part of a liver? 221 00:14:17,273 --> 00:14:19,275 Something tells me yours has too many miles on it. 222 00:14:20,943 --> 00:14:24,572 Your phone, garcon. Here's a man with cash to give. 223 00:14:24,739 --> 00:14:27,658 - A.b. Fischer. - The hobobrawl guy? 224 00:14:27,825 --> 00:14:31,245 - I could pass. - As homeless? You? No. 225 00:14:32,622 --> 00:14:34,624 Bills. From our creditors. 226 00:14:34,791 --> 00:14:36,876 You've been buying stuff using our names? 227 00:14:37,043 --> 00:14:38,336 Never used your name. 228 00:14:38,503 --> 00:14:40,630 Do you know how much debt your kids are in? 229 00:14:40,797 --> 00:14:41,839 Seventy-five hundred. 230 00:14:42,006 --> 00:14:44,842 - I couldn't get them to raise the limit. - Plus interest. 231 00:14:45,009 --> 00:14:47,720 It's the credit-card company you should blame. 232 00:14:47,887 --> 00:14:50,848 I didn't cause the downfall of the American economy. 233 00:14:51,015 --> 00:14:55,228 The president said, "spend." I spent. Where's my purple heart? 234 00:14:55,395 --> 00:14:56,729 Fiona: Is that a new flat-screen? 235 00:14:57,230 --> 00:14:59,816 Smashed the first one when he was on crystal microdot. 236 00:14:59,982 --> 00:15:05,446 Meanwhile, some guy named paco is jumping a fence and taking my job. 237 00:15:05,655 --> 00:15:06,656 Where's the justice? 238 00:15:06,823 --> 00:15:10,201 Sends for his whole family, packs them in, 20 to a room. 239 00:15:10,368 --> 00:15:14,497 Guess who's supporting them. Me. My taxes. 240 00:15:14,664 --> 00:15:17,583 What happened to personal responsibility? 241 00:15:17,750 --> 00:15:19,710 Never use their names again. 242 00:15:22,004 --> 00:15:23,506 You're a liberal. 243 00:15:26,968 --> 00:15:29,846 How does a grown man let a teenager take a gun from him? 244 00:15:30,430 --> 00:15:34,267 How can a man who has fathered two children have no balls? 245 00:15:34,434 --> 00:15:36,978 - It's a medical mystery. - What do you want me to do? 246 00:15:37,186 --> 00:15:38,563 Restock the feminine hygiene. 247 00:15:38,729 --> 00:15:41,023 What did you want me to do, shoot the kid? 248 00:15:41,190 --> 00:15:43,985 You'd probably get thank-you cards. You're a us. Citizen. 249 00:15:44,193 --> 00:15:48,114 You have the right to bear arms, a right none of those founding fathers thought... 250 00:15:48,281 --> 00:15:51,075 Would trickle down to us, but that's their fault. 251 00:15:51,242 --> 00:15:53,035 We're getting robbed blind. 252 00:15:56,706 --> 00:15:58,499 Is that a new jacket, Ian? 253 00:15:59,959 --> 00:16:02,003 - Yeah. - Where'd you get the money? 254 00:16:02,211 --> 00:16:04,005 The register? 255 00:16:07,258 --> 00:16:09,719 There anything going on behind my back? 256 00:16:16,225 --> 00:16:19,854 Four cameras. Every square inch covered. 257 00:16:20,021 --> 00:16:23,816 From now on, I am the eye in the sky. 258 00:16:33,993 --> 00:16:37,413 Ooh, look. I found another box. 259 00:16:37,580 --> 00:16:38,789 Ooh! 260 00:16:38,956 --> 00:16:43,461 My gosh. Let's see what's in here. Okay. 261 00:16:43,628 --> 00:16:45,087 Oh, finger-paints. 262 00:16:46,464 --> 00:16:49,091 We definitely have to do that. 263 00:16:49,800 --> 00:16:52,762 And let's see, what else do we have? 264 00:16:52,929 --> 00:16:54,430 Ooh! 265 00:16:54,597 --> 00:16:59,769 Which one do you like better, the baby or the whore? 266 00:17:00,978 --> 00:17:04,524 Which one, sweet baby? The whore. Okay. 267 00:17:04,690 --> 00:17:09,529 Look at that. It's Karen's easy-bake oven. 268 00:17:10,446 --> 00:17:12,907 Oh, my gosh. 269 00:17:29,298 --> 00:17:32,510 What is this meeting tonight? You join sex addicts anonymous? 270 00:17:32,677 --> 00:17:35,263 It's with a social worker. We're getting a foster kid. 271 00:17:35,429 --> 00:17:38,933 - Thought you didn't want kids. - Three eighty-four a month. 272 00:17:39,100 --> 00:17:41,978 You ready for it? It's lots of work. 273 00:17:42,144 --> 00:17:45,314 Kev really wants a kid. I convinced him to rent before we own. 274 00:17:45,481 --> 00:17:47,942 Can you take frank off my hands while you're at it? 275 00:17:48,109 --> 00:17:51,362 He really order 12 bottles of oxy under Carl's name? 276 00:17:51,529 --> 00:17:54,782 Claimed he was a cancer patient. He's got Debbie buying handguns. 277 00:17:54,949 --> 00:17:57,743 It's enough he screws up his own life. Leave us out of it. 278 00:17:57,910 --> 00:18:00,413 - Girl, you need to unwind. - You sound like Steve. 279 00:18:00,580 --> 00:18:03,374 He may look like he's in a boy band, but he's got a point. 280 00:18:03,541 --> 00:18:06,168 This is my side. This is where you're supposed to be. 281 00:18:06,335 --> 00:18:08,212 - Just go. - You don't think I want to? 282 00:18:08,379 --> 00:18:11,757 A night in a fancy hotel? You don't think I'd love to jump at that? 283 00:18:11,924 --> 00:18:14,176 I don't have a choice. I don't get to just go. 284 00:18:14,343 --> 00:18:16,596 Don't be stupid. 285 00:18:16,762 --> 00:18:19,265 You have a choice, you're just making the wrong one. 286 00:18:19,432 --> 00:18:22,351 Everybody's gonna be in one piece when you get back. Just go. 287 00:18:22,518 --> 00:18:28,065 Order room service, take a bath, fuck with the curtains open. 288 00:18:30,776 --> 00:18:34,655 Sheila: One, a-two, a-three. 289 00:18:34,822 --> 00:18:38,743 Look at you go. You're like a cowboy. 290 00:18:38,909 --> 00:18:42,371 Let's see. Do you like it? Do you like it, sweet boy? 291 00:18:45,708 --> 00:18:47,752 Oh! 292 00:18:48,085 --> 00:18:49,920 I just... 293 00:18:50,880 --> 00:18:54,884 I just wanna see. So soft. 294 00:18:57,178 --> 00:18:58,846 Oh! 295 00:18:59,013 --> 00:19:02,892 You're a sweet boy. You're a sweet boy. 296 00:19:03,059 --> 00:19:04,185 Yes, you are. 297 00:19:06,646 --> 00:19:08,606 Man 1: Take out his eye. 298 00:19:08,773 --> 00:19:11,025 Frank: These hobos are really going for blood. 299 00:19:12,526 --> 00:19:13,569 Man 2: There you go. 300 00:19:13,736 --> 00:19:17,782 I need $6000 by tomorrow, or I'm a dead man. 301 00:19:17,948 --> 00:19:20,701 - You know what saved my life? - Ah, don't say Jesus. 302 00:19:20,910 --> 00:19:23,704 - Smoothie saved my life. - Who's smoothie? 303 00:19:23,913 --> 00:19:25,998 Not a guy, the drink. 304 00:19:26,165 --> 00:19:30,211 That was when I worked in an office, came home to a house, closet of suits. 305 00:19:30,419 --> 00:19:32,880 - A wife, kid, you name it. - Nightmare. 306 00:19:33,047 --> 00:19:35,633 Went out of the office one morning on a smoothie run. 307 00:19:35,800 --> 00:19:37,093 Didn't even like smoothies. 308 00:19:37,259 --> 00:19:39,512 While I was out, the office got hit by a plane. 309 00:19:39,679 --> 00:19:41,597 A fucking cessna. Can you believe that? 310 00:19:41,764 --> 00:19:45,267 The big fire. They couldn't ID shit. 311 00:19:45,434 --> 00:19:46,852 Presumed dead. 312 00:19:47,561 --> 00:19:49,605 I never went home, and I never looked back. 313 00:19:49,772 --> 00:19:52,149 Start over, frank. Come on. 314 00:19:52,316 --> 00:19:54,443 Where the hell am I gonna get a cessna? 315 00:19:54,610 --> 00:19:57,488 Take matters into your own hands. 316 00:19:57,655 --> 00:20:01,158 - You get me? - Yeah... 317 00:20:03,619 --> 00:20:06,122 Make those guys who are after you think you're dead. 318 00:20:06,288 --> 00:20:08,999 They don't live here. You're never gonna see them again. 319 00:20:09,166 --> 00:20:12,586 You pretend to be dead, and your problems die for real. 320 00:20:13,045 --> 00:20:15,381 Man 3: Yo, Gallagher, you're up. 321 00:20:22,138 --> 00:20:23,639 My lucky day. 322 00:20:26,350 --> 00:20:27,393 Man 4: Go for the nuts. 323 00:20:31,397 --> 00:20:34,942 There we go. All nice and clean. 324 00:20:35,109 --> 00:20:37,486 Oh, Liam, it's so warm. 325 00:20:39,655 --> 00:20:42,158 Liam? 326 00:20:42,658 --> 00:20:44,326 Liam? 327 00:20:45,995 --> 00:20:49,540 Liam, are we playing hide-and-seek? 328 00:20:49,707 --> 00:20:54,003 Liam, where did you crawl off to? 329 00:20:56,005 --> 00:20:59,091 Liam? 330 00:21:09,769 --> 00:21:11,103 Liam! 331 00:21:11,270 --> 00:21:17,276 No, come inside, sweetie! Liam, honey! You have to come... 332 00:21:33,793 --> 00:21:35,377 Liam. 333 00:21:42,343 --> 00:21:44,553 Okay. Okay. 334 00:21:45,721 --> 00:21:50,267 - I should call. - Everything back home is fine. This way. 335 00:21:50,893 --> 00:21:52,978 - Don't we have to check in? - We're about to. 336 00:21:53,145 --> 00:21:54,730 - All set? - Room 3201. 337 00:21:54,897 --> 00:21:57,900 Wedding was called off, but the room was charged to their card. 338 00:21:58,067 --> 00:21:59,947 The bride saw her fiance on to catch a predator. 339 00:22:00,110 --> 00:22:01,445 Ouch! 340 00:22:02,238 --> 00:22:03,572 Honeymoon suite's all yours. 341 00:22:03,739 --> 00:22:06,700 - Honeymoon suite? - Oh, you're gonna love it. 342 00:22:09,995 --> 00:22:13,415 Liam! Liam, come. 343 00:22:13,624 --> 00:22:15,584 Liam! Man: Hey. 344 00:22:53,539 --> 00:22:55,457 Checking if you can see the house from here? 345 00:22:55,624 --> 00:22:58,711 Ah, I assume Carl's burned it to the ground by now. 346 00:22:58,878 --> 00:23:00,713 Come on. One night. 347 00:23:01,463 --> 00:23:02,715 Hungry? 348 00:23:02,882 --> 00:23:05,384 Yeah, but could we order a burger or something? 349 00:23:05,551 --> 00:23:07,887 Hotel probably gave us something hard to pronounce. 350 00:23:08,053 --> 00:23:09,263 Take a look. 351 00:23:09,430 --> 00:23:13,893 Al's beef, sweet peppers. I had them bring it over. 352 00:23:15,269 --> 00:23:17,938 - I think I just came. - Fries too. 353 00:23:19,523 --> 00:23:21,442 Dig in. 354 00:23:22,151 --> 00:23:23,569 I won't look like a lady. 355 00:23:52,222 --> 00:23:54,224 Liam's in danger. 356 00:23:54,391 --> 00:23:56,143 He needs me. 357 00:24:20,417 --> 00:24:21,752 Okay. 358 00:24:24,713 --> 00:24:26,757 I made it. 359 00:24:32,471 --> 00:24:33,847 What happened to you? 360 00:24:34,014 --> 00:24:38,811 Uh, a huge guy jumped me. Two eighty, 290, steroids... who knows? 361 00:24:38,978 --> 00:24:41,522 - Good for him. - I need your help. 362 00:24:41,730 --> 00:24:44,483 - I got maybe 2 bucks. - No, no, no. Show of hands. 363 00:24:44,650 --> 00:24:49,071 How many of you, at one point or another, wanted to see me dead? 364 00:24:50,406 --> 00:24:53,409 Yeah. Here's your chance. 365 00:25:13,762 --> 00:25:17,224 Hi, Mrs. Bergdoll. Got some bones for your pit bulls. 366 00:25:17,391 --> 00:25:22,271 I told you, no more comforters until Carl kicks the head lice. 367 00:25:22,438 --> 00:25:24,606 I need a man's suit. Something dark. 368 00:25:25,399 --> 00:25:28,652 The box. They were never picked up. 369 00:25:35,826 --> 00:25:38,662 Any chance I can borrow this? 370 00:25:38,871 --> 00:25:40,831 I'll return it tomorrow, promise. 371 00:25:40,998 --> 00:25:42,499 -Who for? —my dad. 372 00:25:42,666 --> 00:25:44,001 Frank? I'd have to burn it. 373 00:25:45,169 --> 00:25:48,672 Four-pound roast and 10 pounds of prime Chuck? 374 00:25:52,885 --> 00:25:55,596 - Got nothing. You? - Empty. 375 00:25:55,804 --> 00:25:57,473 Hey, I gotta leave in five minutes. 376 00:25:57,681 --> 00:26:00,642 I can't believe you guys are getting a foster kid. 377 00:26:00,809 --> 00:26:01,852 Bingo. 378 00:26:02,561 --> 00:26:05,105 Looks like a good one too. 379 00:26:06,398 --> 00:26:08,901 You know, a lot of those foster kids are messed up. 380 00:26:09,068 --> 00:26:10,569 Exactly. 381 00:26:10,736 --> 00:26:13,697 That's why they need a positive influence. 382 00:26:20,412 --> 00:26:22,247 Jesus, Mary and Joseph. 383 00:26:22,414 --> 00:26:24,500 What do you want? Vicodin, morphine, peyote? 384 00:26:24,666 --> 00:26:27,044 - Tetrodotoxin. - Zombie drug. Need a week. 385 00:26:27,211 --> 00:26:28,253 Uh, need something now. 386 00:26:28,420 --> 00:26:30,798 - Roofie get the job done? - I don't wanna rape him. 387 00:26:30,964 --> 00:26:34,384 - I just need to knock his ass out. - Could I try a sample of that one? 388 00:26:34,551 --> 00:26:36,970 - No free samples. - Where'd you learn your trade? 389 00:26:37,137 --> 00:26:41,683 You're supposed to get me hooked. Never go on stage without a dry run. 390 00:26:41,850 --> 00:26:45,354 - I'm gonna take six of these ones... - Just give me the, uh, horse tranquilizer. 391 00:26:45,521 --> 00:26:48,524 Enough to knock out a clydesdale. Frank's a professional. 392 00:26:48,690 --> 00:26:50,859 You're gonna wanna check his pockets before you go. 393 00:26:53,946 --> 00:26:55,030 Up a little more. 394 00:26:57,241 --> 00:26:58,867 - Little more. - That good? 395 00:26:59,660 --> 00:27:01,370 Let's see. 396 00:27:06,917 --> 00:27:09,878 - Can you see me? - No. It's a Bermuda triangle. 397 00:27:11,880 --> 00:27:13,257 Lock the door. 398 00:27:40,075 --> 00:27:42,161 What time is it? 399 00:27:42,744 --> 00:27:46,290 More like "what day is it?" Saturday, officially. 400 00:27:46,456 --> 00:27:49,126 Have you been watching TV on mute this whole time? 401 00:27:49,293 --> 00:27:51,837 Yeah, the bulls game was fine, but Charlie Rose was a challenge. 402 00:27:54,089 --> 00:27:58,218 I've never slept on a bed this soft, only made one. 403 00:27:59,094 --> 00:28:01,847 You know, I should let you doze off more often. 404 00:28:02,014 --> 00:28:03,348 I learned quite a lot. 405 00:28:03,515 --> 00:28:05,100 You talk in your sleep. 406 00:28:06,602 --> 00:28:08,562 - Shut up. - Yeah, you really opened up. 407 00:28:08,729 --> 00:28:10,522 Thanked me for taking you away. 408 00:28:11,440 --> 00:28:13,192 - Really? - I mean, you kept on saying: 409 00:28:13,358 --> 00:28:15,110 - "You were right." - Anything else? 410 00:28:15,277 --> 00:28:17,446 "You're perfect. I don't know what I'd do without you." 411 00:28:17,613 --> 00:28:20,282 - Uh-huh. That sounds just like me. - I know, right? 412 00:28:20,449 --> 00:28:24,036 Along with something about my penis being enormous and all-powerful. 413 00:28:26,622 --> 00:28:31,251 Well, go tuck your enormous penis in your pants and go answer the door. 414 00:28:34,254 --> 00:28:37,049 Reminder: Gotta be out by 10 am. Convention coming in. 415 00:28:38,467 --> 00:28:41,470 - Hey, what floor's the pool? - Second, but it's closed. 416 00:28:46,141 --> 00:28:47,684 You bring your bathing suit? 417 00:28:49,978 --> 00:28:51,563 Me neither. 418 00:30:16,606 --> 00:30:18,775 - What the fuck? - I want the gun back, Mickey. 419 00:30:19,985 --> 00:30:21,737 - Gallagher? - The gun. 420 00:30:22,946 --> 00:30:24,698 All right. 421 00:31:03,278 --> 00:31:04,638 Fiona: Thank you for watching Liam. 422 00:31:04,780 --> 00:31:06,300 Steve: Hope he wasn't too much trouble. 423 00:31:06,448 --> 00:31:09,368 No trouble at all. Don't be silly. 424 00:31:09,534 --> 00:31:11,870 We were just finger-painting. How was your night? 425 00:31:12,037 --> 00:31:15,374 - Just what the doctor ordered. - Will you need another? I can take him. 426 00:31:15,540 --> 00:31:18,460 - Thank you, Sheila, but I couldn't ask... - No, really, really. 427 00:31:18,627 --> 00:31:23,256 It's really no bother. Really. 428 00:31:26,802 --> 00:31:30,806 I knitted him the sweater. Yeah. 429 00:31:31,640 --> 00:31:35,894 - Okay, so here's his baby bag. - Fiona: Thanks. 430 00:31:36,311 --> 00:31:38,021 And... 431 00:31:39,272 --> 00:31:40,752 - Okay. - Fiona: Come here, pooh bear. 432 00:31:41,358 --> 00:31:42,859 Okay. Fiona: Come on. 433 00:31:43,026 --> 00:31:44,277 - Okay. - Bye-bye, sweet boy. 434 00:31:44,444 --> 00:31:47,280 Okay. Say goodbye, Liam. 435 00:31:47,447 --> 00:31:49,199 Goodbye. Sheila: Bye-bye. 436 00:31:49,366 --> 00:31:50,450 Thank you. 437 00:31:50,659 --> 00:31:52,744 - Fiona: Bye. - Bye. 438 00:31:58,917 --> 00:32:01,545 You making all that noise? I'm trying to fucking sleep. 439 00:32:01,711 --> 00:32:03,213 You want your eggs or not, dad? 440 00:32:03,380 --> 00:32:06,216 If you stop being such a prick, I'll even make you sausage. 441 00:32:06,383 --> 00:32:08,468 Yeah, yeah, all right, all right. 442 00:32:36,997 --> 00:32:39,374 Mandy's making eggs. 443 00:32:41,751 --> 00:32:45,255 Put some clothes on. You two look like a couple of fags. 444 00:32:54,723 --> 00:32:56,433 Seen frank? 445 00:32:56,600 --> 00:32:59,561 - Know where he is? - My heart says up there. 446 00:32:59,728 --> 00:33:02,147 But my gut says: 447 00:33:03,356 --> 00:33:05,859 - He died last night. - Cut the shit, asshole. 448 00:33:06,026 --> 00:33:08,737 - He did. He offed himself. Od'd. - Yeah? What'd he take? 449 00:33:08,904 --> 00:33:11,615 What didn't he take? Blaze-of—glory cocktail. 450 00:33:11,781 --> 00:33:16,161 Vodka, codeine, ecstasy, pcp and sleeping pills, with a drano chaser. 451 00:33:16,328 --> 00:33:19,664 Man, I should've known something was wrong when he left last night. 452 00:33:19,831 --> 00:33:21,500 He hugged me. 453 00:33:25,378 --> 00:33:30,800 Oh, what, you don't believe me? Yeah? Why don't you go see for yourself? 454 00:33:43,772 --> 00:33:46,650 Kiss me and I'll cut your fucking tongue out. 455 00:33:51,780 --> 00:33:53,573 Fiona: A hearse? 456 00:33:54,324 --> 00:33:56,034 Come on. 457 00:33:59,120 --> 00:34:01,331 Lip: Yo, Carl, grab those. Veronica: Let's go, let's go. 458 00:34:01,498 --> 00:34:04,376 - Lip: Yeah, right there. - Hey. Put that right over there. 459 00:34:04,543 --> 00:34:06,503 Right over there, Carl. Turn it around. 460 00:34:06,670 --> 00:34:09,464 - What the hell? - Put it... go get the other one. 461 00:34:09,631 --> 00:34:12,467 - Act like you know what you're doing. - What's going on? 462 00:34:12,634 --> 00:34:15,262 Some killers are after dad. We have to fake his death. 463 00:34:15,428 --> 00:34:18,306 Lip borrowed a casket, Carl found some flowers. 464 00:34:18,473 --> 00:34:20,559 Dad's getting changed. I steamed your dress. 465 00:34:20,725 --> 00:34:23,228 You have to hurry because they'll be here any minute. 466 00:34:23,395 --> 00:34:25,188 Anybody seen Ian? 467 00:34:25,355 --> 00:34:26,398 Debs, come here. 468 00:34:34,739 --> 00:34:37,033 What are you doing here? 469 00:34:37,200 --> 00:34:38,994 I told you to forget about it. 470 00:34:40,328 --> 00:34:41,496 Shit. Are you okay? 471 00:34:41,663 --> 00:34:44,833 Yeah. I'm good. 472 00:34:53,008 --> 00:34:56,219 - Fiona: Stuff the ice in his shirt. - Stop, enough. 473 00:34:56,386 --> 00:34:59,097 - Your body needs to be cold. - More morphine. 474 00:34:59,264 --> 00:35:02,434 - It's horse tranquilizer. - Get in the coffin before you pass out. 475 00:35:02,601 --> 00:35:05,437 - Just a little taste? - I don't know why we do this for you. 476 00:35:05,604 --> 00:35:11,109 You think it's easy being a parent? Letting Fiona be the good cop? 477 00:35:11,276 --> 00:35:15,196 The important thing is you kids. Carl. 478 00:35:15,363 --> 00:35:19,200 I remember when the nurse in the hospital handed you to me. 479 00:35:19,367 --> 00:35:22,579 Carl was born in the back of the Van. You weren't there. 480 00:35:22,746 --> 00:35:24,664 I slapped his little ass myself. 481 00:35:27,417 --> 00:35:29,044 Fiona: Okay. Lip: Get him in the coffin. 482 00:35:29,210 --> 00:35:30,587 Watch your head. 483 00:35:32,547 --> 00:35:34,591 Fiona: Okay. Veronica: Looks dead. 484 00:35:34,758 --> 00:35:36,551 Shallow breathing, clammy. 485 00:35:36,718 --> 00:35:38,595 - Hey, Carl, more ice. - Carl: Got it. 486 00:36:05,455 --> 00:36:07,916 Sorry for your loss. 487 00:36:08,083 --> 00:36:09,542 - It was a shock. - I'm sure. 488 00:36:10,543 --> 00:36:13,963 - Accident, was it? - Suicide. 489 00:36:17,717 --> 00:36:19,636 - Aah! - I know you're faking it. 490 00:36:19,844 --> 00:36:23,431 Come on, open your eyes, you lying, squirrelly sack of shit. 491 00:36:23,848 --> 00:36:26,267 - Jesus, Rob. - You're alive, I know it. Come on. 492 00:36:26,434 --> 00:36:28,937 What's the matter with you? Look at him, he's dead. 493 00:36:29,437 --> 00:36:31,564 Sorry. He's been under a lot of stress. 494 00:36:31,731 --> 00:36:33,942 Robert: Gonna check with the boss. Nobody move. 495 00:36:40,699 --> 00:36:42,575 Yeah, there's nothing here worth taking. 496 00:36:42,742 --> 00:36:46,454 Unless you want the little girl. She's 11, 12. 497 00:36:47,497 --> 00:36:49,541 No, she's cute, but not really a locker. 498 00:36:49,708 --> 00:36:54,337 How about frank? Any toes, fingers, you know, for proof? 499 00:36:56,881 --> 00:36:59,384 Okay. Keeps his extremities. 500 00:36:59,551 --> 00:37:02,846 - And you'll be going? - Soon as he's in the ground. 501 00:37:03,012 --> 00:37:04,514 What? No. Why? 502 00:37:04,681 --> 00:37:07,392 Boss's orders. Stay with the scumbag till he's buried. 503 00:37:12,856 --> 00:37:13,898 Damn it, that's me. 504 00:37:18,862 --> 00:37:20,280 They're gonna Bury him? 505 00:37:20,488 --> 00:37:22,115 - If we keep our mouths shut. - Shit. 506 00:37:22,282 --> 00:37:25,493 - We need something to put in the coffin. - All right. 507 00:37:36,838 --> 00:37:39,090 We need more time. Can you stall them? 508 00:37:41,760 --> 00:37:43,386 Okay. 509 00:37:44,053 --> 00:37:45,513 - Ready? Lift. - Lift. 510 00:37:48,600 --> 00:37:50,185 Lip: Fuck. Fiona: God. 511 00:37:51,936 --> 00:37:55,315 - Debbie: Carl's not lifting his share. - Yes, I am. You're not. 512 00:37:55,523 --> 00:37:57,123 - Fiona: Shut up, you two. - Let me help. 513 00:37:58,026 --> 00:38:00,862 Jesus. Stiff's starting to get ripe. 514 00:38:08,912 --> 00:38:11,164 Can you come here for a second, honey? 515 00:38:11,873 --> 00:38:14,167 Wanna show you something. 516 00:38:14,334 --> 00:38:18,213 This is from yesterday. Does anything look different to you? 517 00:38:19,714 --> 00:38:23,635 You don't see the camera? It's like it moved just a little bit. 518 00:38:26,721 --> 00:38:29,724 - Register matches inventory. - Yeah, you're right. 519 00:38:29,891 --> 00:38:31,601 I should probably shut it off. 520 00:38:32,185 --> 00:38:36,064 But then I'd miss the part where you take it up the ass from a teenage boy. 521 00:38:36,272 --> 00:38:37,357 Here it is. 522 00:38:37,565 --> 00:38:40,568 Billy Elliot cornholing the father of my children. 523 00:38:40,735 --> 00:38:44,447 Must be big, judging from the grimace on your face. 524 00:38:44,656 --> 00:38:46,616 What? We were just getting to the climax. 525 00:38:46,783 --> 00:38:48,660 Literally. 526 00:38:50,411 --> 00:38:54,165 Linda, I just got your message. What's up? 527 00:38:58,378 --> 00:39:00,839 That's for screwing my husband. 528 00:39:01,923 --> 00:39:04,759 - What are you gonna tell the kids? - I'm not. 529 00:39:06,344 --> 00:39:09,222 - What about my mom? - You bastard. What about me? 530 00:39:15,103 --> 00:39:16,312 Kash: Do you want me to go? 531 00:39:18,815 --> 00:39:20,859 Where does that leave me? 532 00:39:21,025 --> 00:39:23,236 Starting over? 533 00:39:23,403 --> 00:39:25,905 I'm a white Muslim. 534 00:39:31,035 --> 00:39:34,205 - I want another baby. - What? 535 00:39:34,372 --> 00:39:36,791 I get what I want, and you can have what you want. 536 00:39:36,958 --> 00:39:38,001 Behind closed doors. 537 00:39:38,167 --> 00:39:41,004 I don't wanna be the laughing stock of the mosque. 538 00:39:43,256 --> 00:39:47,844 But no touching the forbidden fruit until I'm knocked up. 539 00:39:48,011 --> 00:39:49,804 We clear? 540 00:39:54,642 --> 00:39:56,394 I'm sorry. 541 00:39:57,937 --> 00:39:58,980 You're not fired. 542 00:40:00,940 --> 00:40:04,277 My opinion? You could do better. 543 00:40:17,665 --> 00:40:18,666 Man: Fuck you. 544 00:40:21,961 --> 00:40:25,006 Oh. Sorry, buddy, it's a private wake. 545 00:40:30,803 --> 00:40:32,680 Kevin: Could I have your attention, please? 546 00:40:33,348 --> 00:40:38,061 Uh, frank Gallagher. Loving husband, devoted father. 547 00:40:38,227 --> 00:40:41,856 Truly respected and cherished member of this community. 548 00:40:42,023 --> 00:40:44,484 He was a good friend and a good neighbor... 549 00:40:44,692 --> 00:40:46,819 And he will be sorely missed. 550 00:40:46,986 --> 00:40:49,072 I just hope that in the afterlife... 551 00:40:51,866 --> 00:40:54,577 They treat him as kindly as he treated us. To frank. 552 00:40:54,744 --> 00:40:56,621 All: To frank. 553 00:40:59,749 --> 00:41:01,376 Long trip back to Milwaukee. 554 00:41:03,002 --> 00:41:04,212 You okay to drive? 555 00:41:22,063 --> 00:41:25,525 Gonna take more than that to put out the lights on frank Gallagher. 556 00:41:25,733 --> 00:41:28,611 Next round's on me. Yeah! 557 00:41:36,577 --> 00:41:40,164 I followed the light, and there was Jesus. 558 00:41:40,331 --> 00:41:43,042 He enveloped me in his arms. 559 00:41:43,251 --> 00:41:46,504 He was warm... 560 00:41:46,671 --> 00:41:49,007 Like the inner thighs of an ovennorked hooker. 561 00:41:50,466 --> 00:41:51,786 - Man: You need a cigarette. - Mm. 562 00:41:54,387 --> 00:41:55,805 Lip: Hey. 563 00:41:56,014 --> 00:41:59,058 - I take it they're gone? - Are you in a fight club? 564 00:42:01,769 --> 00:42:04,689 Some of you seemed a little too eager to see me go. 565 00:42:04,856 --> 00:42:09,485 Don't think I don't know who you are. You're on the list, pal. 566 00:42:41,684 --> 00:42:43,936 People ask me, they say, "frank..." 567 00:42:44,103 --> 00:42:46,189 Why do you drink 568 00:42:46,355 --> 00:42:47,690 all: To get drunk 569 00:42:47,857 --> 00:42:49,984 and why do you roll smoke 570 00:42:50,151 --> 00:42:51,402 all: To get high 571 00:42:51,861 --> 00:42:57,950 why must you live out all those songs that you wrote 572 00:42:59,494 --> 00:43:02,455 - see? Everything works out. - You paid them off, right? 573 00:43:03,206 --> 00:43:04,791 My brothers, Debbie. 574 00:43:04,957 --> 00:43:08,544 You paid them to tell me to go away last night, didn't you? 575 00:43:14,717 --> 00:43:16,844 - Fuck you. - I love you too. 576 00:43:19,889 --> 00:43:22,558 Hey, hold on. Explanation. 577 00:43:22,725 --> 00:43:24,435 - It's nothing. - No, not good enough. 578 00:43:24,602 --> 00:43:26,395 I need an ice pack. And where's Carl? 579 00:43:26,562 --> 00:43:29,122 Tell him I need him to go to the pharmacy and get some vitamin k. 580 00:43:29,273 --> 00:43:30,900 Frank: Whoo! 581 00:43:39,992 --> 00:43:43,454 Oh, fuck, frank. Another TV? 582 00:43:44,205 --> 00:43:45,957 I'm okay. 583 00:43:46,916 --> 00:43:49,669 Phew! Ha, ha. 584 00:44:01,889 --> 00:44:05,226 - I'll need that delivered to this address. - No problem. 585 00:44:05,393 --> 00:44:10,481 So plus tax, your total comes to $1172.24. 586 00:44:10,648 --> 00:44:12,400 There you go. 587 00:44:12,567 --> 00:44:16,737 - Thank you, Mr. Gallagher. - Mr. Gallagher? Is my dad here, ha, ha? 588 00:44:16,904 --> 00:44:18,656 Call me Liam.