1 00:00:03,795 --> 00:00:07,174 This is what you missed last week on shameless: 2 00:00:08,050 --> 00:00:12,387 - Dad's missing. - How the hell did I end up in Canada? 3 00:00:12,596 --> 00:00:14,741 Steve: Frank needs a wake-up call before he wrecks all your lives. 4 00:00:14,765 --> 00:00:16,016 - Unh. - Whoa! 5 00:00:16,183 --> 00:00:18,810 - Unh. - You left him there? You get him back. 6 00:00:19,019 --> 00:00:20,771 You must be joking. 7 00:00:23,273 --> 00:00:24,650 You're fucking him? 8 00:00:25,400 --> 00:00:27,945 Frank. Oh, relax. 9 00:00:28,111 --> 00:00:30,030 Frank: Stop! 10 00:00:30,197 --> 00:00:31,240 Morning. 11 00:00:31,406 --> 00:00:34,326 The cyo awards banquet is next week at St. Stephen's. 12 00:00:34,535 --> 00:00:37,204 - I was hoping you'd come. - Phew, can I think about it? 13 00:02:06,585 --> 00:02:08,962 Tony: Amazing. Really good. Good, good. 14 00:02:09,129 --> 00:02:11,506 Fiona: Tony? Shut up. 15 00:02:19,806 --> 00:02:22,559 Shit! Kids. Kids. Shit. 16 00:02:22,726 --> 00:02:25,312 - Tony: Yeah. Absolutely. - Shit. 17 00:02:31,234 --> 00:02:35,155 Tony: Hey, want the siren? Want the siren? Okay. 18 00:02:40,452 --> 00:02:42,496 Woman: Jake, it's time to... 19 00:02:42,954 --> 00:02:44,498 Oh, my. 20 00:03:18,365 --> 00:03:20,992 Hey, that's sexual harass... Mandy? 21 00:03:21,201 --> 00:03:22,786 - Hey, Ian. - Uh, what's going on? 22 00:03:22,953 --> 00:03:27,040 I wanted to thank you for coming to my rescue in history class today. 23 00:03:27,207 --> 00:03:32,921 The colonial soldiers conserved what by declaring: 24 00:03:33,088 --> 00:03:39,636 "Don't shoot until you see the whites of their eyes"? 25 00:03:39,845 --> 00:03:41,388 Oh, shit. 26 00:03:43,473 --> 00:03:45,684 No problem. Mr. Bancroft's a prick. 27 00:03:46,184 --> 00:03:49,646 Well, I think you might be my knight in shining armor. 28 00:03:51,231 --> 00:03:52,691 Right. 29 00:03:55,485 --> 00:03:58,363 You're funny, Ian Gallagher. 30 00:03:58,530 --> 00:04:00,282 Okay. 31 00:04:00,449 --> 00:04:02,826 What time do you get off work? 32 00:04:04,578 --> 00:04:07,873 I think it's, uh, inventory night, so probably not till really late. 33 00:04:08,039 --> 00:04:12,085 All right. Well, I guess I'll see you around school tomorrow, then? 34 00:04:12,252 --> 00:04:16,465 Yeah, right. Uh, see you tomorrow, Mandy, heh. 35 00:04:24,931 --> 00:04:27,017 Mandy: Bye, Ian. 36 00:04:27,225 --> 00:04:30,604 Man: This crocodile here would be just as happy munching on that chicken... 37 00:04:30,771 --> 00:04:33,023 As he would dining on our croc tamer's hand. 38 00:04:33,190 --> 00:04:36,318 These amazing creatures may look cute and cuddly but caution should be taken... 39 00:04:37,861 --> 00:04:39,279 Frank, can you get that? 40 00:04:39,446 --> 00:04:40,906 - What? - The door. 41 00:04:41,114 --> 00:04:43,408 Oh, Christ. 42 00:04:45,744 --> 00:04:47,788 - Dad. - Son. 43 00:04:51,082 --> 00:04:52,542 I'm here for Karen. 44 00:04:58,256 --> 00:05:00,091 Karen, there's a boy here for you. 45 00:05:00,300 --> 00:05:02,469 Karen: Be down in a sec. 46 00:05:03,470 --> 00:05:05,931 - Sheila: Ah, Phillip. - Hi. 47 00:05:06,139 --> 00:05:08,016 I've made chicken Kiev. There's leftovers. 48 00:05:08,225 --> 00:05:11,978 No, that's fine, Sheila. Karen and I are gonna grab some burgers later. 49 00:05:12,187 --> 00:05:16,733 - I'll take some little red potatoes. - Of course, sweetie. 50 00:05:24,032 --> 00:05:25,867 This your home now? 51 00:05:27,035 --> 00:05:30,413 First time in my life I ever felt like I actually belonged somewhere. 52 00:05:30,580 --> 00:05:33,750 - Right. - It's quiet, clean. 53 00:05:33,917 --> 00:05:36,211 - Good food. - Free. 54 00:05:43,885 --> 00:05:45,220 What are your intentions? 55 00:05:48,223 --> 00:05:51,351 - Excuse me? - With Karen. Your intentions? 56 00:05:53,353 --> 00:05:55,689 - Lip: Hey. - Ready? 57 00:05:55,897 --> 00:05:58,984 Yeah, yeah, yeah. You know, let's, uh, get out of here. 58 00:06:00,151 --> 00:06:02,571 Have her home by midnight. 59 00:06:04,072 --> 00:06:06,283 And nothing below the waist. 60 00:06:26,219 --> 00:06:27,929 Mandy: Boo! 61 00:06:28,722 --> 00:06:30,640 Mandy? 62 00:06:31,474 --> 00:06:33,894 - You miss me? - I guess. 63 00:06:35,896 --> 00:06:37,564 What are you doing here? 64 00:06:37,772 --> 00:06:40,233 Waiting to walk you home, silly. 65 00:06:53,580 --> 00:06:57,626 Man: Tropic thunder is right on grave digger's back wheel. 66 00:07:00,378 --> 00:07:02,672 He's hooked himself to the digger's bumper. 67 00:07:05,634 --> 00:07:07,177 Look at that. 68 00:07:07,344 --> 00:07:09,763 Do you, uh, want another beer? 69 00:07:09,930 --> 00:07:11,556 Okay. 70 00:07:11,890 --> 00:07:14,267 But don't be too long. 71 00:07:21,650 --> 00:07:24,903 - Get out of here, shithead. - Ow. Fine. Whatever. 72 00:07:26,488 --> 00:07:29,199 - You're leaving? - Yeah. Enjoy getting herpes. 73 00:07:55,976 --> 00:07:59,145 Mandy. Mandy, maybe we should... 74 00:07:59,312 --> 00:08:01,606 Shh! It's okay. 75 00:08:03,149 --> 00:08:04,901 I have one, heh. 76 00:08:09,197 --> 00:08:12,575 Mandy, okay. Okay. 77 00:08:13,493 --> 00:08:17,414 So, what happened with you and that guy, uh, Steve, was it? 78 00:08:17,580 --> 00:08:20,458 Those kids, they really love you. They were so cute. 79 00:08:20,625 --> 00:08:22,043 "Do the siren, do the siren." 80 00:08:22,252 --> 00:08:24,546 - So I take it you two broke up? - What? 81 00:08:24,754 --> 00:08:27,424 - You came with me to the banquet. - Ian: Mandy. 82 00:08:31,553 --> 00:08:35,974 Why is Mandy milkovich crying? I'll see you, Tony. 83 00:08:36,141 --> 00:08:38,268 Who did what to Mandy milkovich? 84 00:08:55,994 --> 00:09:00,123 What's wrong with your mom? Why can't she ever leave the house? 85 00:09:01,291 --> 00:09:05,336 What's wrong with your dad? Why's he such a drunk? 86 00:09:11,843 --> 00:09:13,595 Is that a hickey? 87 00:09:14,054 --> 00:09:16,139 No, I burned myself with a curling iron. 88 00:09:16,723 --> 00:09:18,808 This is a hickey. 89 00:09:18,975 --> 00:09:22,228 - Who from? - Ernie Morrissey. 90 00:09:23,938 --> 00:09:25,607 Amateur. 91 00:09:27,400 --> 00:09:30,070 What's it like with my dad living at your house? 92 00:09:31,780 --> 00:09:33,823 It's only gonna get weirder. 93 00:09:34,657 --> 00:09:36,534 It's cold out here, heh. 94 00:09:38,036 --> 00:09:39,871 I think I hear it coming. 95 00:09:59,682 --> 00:10:01,476 What the fuck? 96 00:10:02,268 --> 00:10:03,937 What are you doing to her? 97 00:10:04,145 --> 00:10:06,523 Clearing the toxins from her lungs. 98 00:10:12,487 --> 00:10:15,990 - Hey, babe. - Stop lending the gallaghers our shit, v. 99 00:10:16,157 --> 00:10:18,326 A toaster? Who borrows a toaster? 100 00:10:18,493 --> 00:10:21,496 Carl set theirs on fire trying to melt action figures together. 101 00:10:21,663 --> 00:10:24,582 I don't give a shit if he was trying to melt his balls together. 102 00:10:24,749 --> 00:10:27,961 Tell them to buy a toaster. They're like 20 bucks for Christ sakes. 103 00:10:29,003 --> 00:10:33,049 Maybe you should clear the toxins from her ass. You smell her room lately? 104 00:10:33,216 --> 00:10:35,927 At least I don't shit in a bag. 105 00:10:36,594 --> 00:10:38,763 Ten minutes to get downstairs. 106 00:10:38,930 --> 00:10:42,100 Why is it so cold in this house? 107 00:10:46,104 --> 00:10:49,983 Looks like an a to me. Someone get the door. 108 00:10:52,026 --> 00:10:55,780 No, no, no. The bat is for killing, not for taking to school. 109 00:10:55,947 --> 00:10:58,616 I don't need any more notes from your teacher. 110 00:11:01,494 --> 00:11:03,913 Fine, I'll get the door. 111 00:11:11,421 --> 00:11:15,216 - Go away. - I'm here for Ian, not for you. 112 00:11:15,383 --> 00:11:17,760 Befriend the brother to win back the girl? 113 00:11:17,969 --> 00:11:20,930 - Is that what I'm doing? - You tell me. 114 00:11:22,765 --> 00:11:24,726 Why is it so cold in here? 115 00:11:25,393 --> 00:11:28,188 Where's my damn toaster? Huh? 116 00:11:29,689 --> 00:11:31,649 Who borrows a toaster? 117 00:11:34,861 --> 00:11:37,363 Yo, yo, yo, destructo, that's my toaster. 118 00:11:37,530 --> 00:11:38,990 I'm trying to make melted man. 119 00:11:39,157 --> 00:11:41,951 Yeah, well, use a blowtorch like a normal kid. 120 00:11:42,160 --> 00:11:44,996 Fi, some flower delivery guy was looking for your address. 121 00:11:45,205 --> 00:11:46,915 They're from him. Toss them. 122 00:11:47,081 --> 00:11:49,375 No, they're not. Nope. 123 00:11:49,584 --> 00:11:52,212 Debbie: Yes. Four bars. Thank you, beaver327. 124 00:11:52,378 --> 00:11:54,797 Back for more abuse. You're like a boomerang. 125 00:11:54,964 --> 00:11:58,801 Yeah, no, I lost a bet to Ian on the game. Need to see what tickets he wants. 126 00:11:58,968 --> 00:12:02,764 And we live in the 17003 where telephones haven't been invented yet... 127 00:12:02,931 --> 00:12:04,849 So of course you couldn't just call. 128 00:12:05,058 --> 00:12:07,518 Not when I knew you were dying to see me. 129 00:12:07,727 --> 00:12:09,896 - Fiona: Shit. - Yo, got my tickets? 130 00:12:10,063 --> 00:12:14,400 Yeah, what game? Philly on the 12th or Edmonton on the 27th? 131 00:12:14,609 --> 00:12:18,029 - Uh, the oilers. Yeah, definitely. - A good choice. The flyers are fags. 132 00:12:18,238 --> 00:12:23,117 Goddamn it. The gas bill's late. No wonder it's freezing in here. 133 00:12:24,535 --> 00:12:28,248 "Fiona, thanks for a night I'll never forget. Tony." 134 00:12:28,456 --> 00:12:30,124 - Give me that. - Who the fuck's Tony? 135 00:12:30,291 --> 00:12:33,044 You hooked up with Tony? How charitable of you. 136 00:12:33,211 --> 00:12:34,671 Wait, Tony the cop? That Tony? 137 00:12:34,837 --> 00:12:37,507 - Yeah. And we had a nice time, okay? - Really? 138 00:12:37,674 --> 00:12:39,509 Tony's sweet. And he has a real job. 139 00:12:40,885 --> 00:12:43,012 Sorry, I fell asleep when you were talking about him. 140 00:12:43,179 --> 00:12:44,681 Fiona: Lip, phone. 141 00:12:44,889 --> 00:12:46,641 What exactly does "hooked up" mean? 142 00:12:46,808 --> 00:12:49,519 Last time I checked, penis goes into vagina. 143 00:12:50,895 --> 00:12:54,440 No. Okay? We're gonna have oatmeal this morning. Go get the hotplate. 144 00:12:54,607 --> 00:12:57,568 Steve: Jesus, you sure didn't waste any time, did you? 145 00:13:01,114 --> 00:13:02,740 - Here you go, sweetie. - Thank you. 146 00:13:02,907 --> 00:13:04,659 You're welcome. 147 00:13:08,621 --> 00:13:12,834 And I am off to the store. Does anyone need anything? 148 00:13:13,001 --> 00:13:14,585 The store? I thought you n... 149 00:13:15,962 --> 00:13:17,338 Unh. Christ in a basket. 150 00:13:17,505 --> 00:13:20,133 I have a feeling that today is gonna be the day, mom. 151 00:13:20,300 --> 00:13:24,053 - I think so too, sweetie. I think so too. - —aw. 152 00:13:24,220 --> 00:13:28,141 All right, well, get me a case of old style tall boys, will you? 153 00:13:29,600 --> 00:13:31,227 Okay. 154 00:13:31,644 --> 00:13:34,814 Old style tall boys. Tall boys. 155 00:13:34,981 --> 00:13:38,609 Okay, so... I'm off. 156 00:13:38,776 --> 00:13:42,447 Just one foot in front of the other. 157 00:13:42,822 --> 00:13:46,492 And I will open the door. 158 00:13:53,207 --> 00:13:59,339 Open the door and I take a step outside. 159 00:14:15,855 --> 00:14:18,399 Mom. Mom. 160 00:14:18,566 --> 00:14:20,818 I've got you, mom. I'm right here. 161 00:14:28,201 --> 00:14:29,744 Okay. 162 00:14:31,788 --> 00:14:34,207 You're right here. You're in your house. 163 00:14:34,374 --> 00:14:37,752 I thought today was the day. 164 00:14:37,960 --> 00:14:39,670 Karen: Maybe next time, mom. 165 00:14:40,963 --> 00:14:42,715 Maybe next time. 166 00:14:43,716 --> 00:14:45,718 Karen: I'm gonna go to the grocery store for you. 167 00:14:45,885 --> 00:14:48,805 No, no, no, hlgo. 168 00:14:49,013 --> 00:14:51,808 Karen, uh, let me go for you. 169 00:14:51,974 --> 00:14:55,228 - No, that's okay. - No, no. You do something for me later... 170 00:14:55,395 --> 00:14:57,355 Like bail me out of jail. Karen: Frank? 171 00:14:57,522 --> 00:15:00,191 Or stop me from having sex with some ugly chick. 172 00:15:00,358 --> 00:15:02,151 - Karen: Frank? - Yeah. 173 00:15:02,360 --> 00:15:03,569 You forgot the list. 174 00:15:03,736 --> 00:15:06,739 No, I... okay, yeah. 175 00:15:09,158 --> 00:15:10,910 All right. 176 00:15:13,579 --> 00:15:15,373 I think I can see my breath. 177 00:15:15,540 --> 00:15:19,127 We need $587 or they won't turn the gas back on. 178 00:15:19,293 --> 00:15:22,463 Lip: I'm taking the psats for some Polish kid over on ridgedale. 179 00:15:22,672 --> 00:15:24,215 He's to give me a hundred bucks. 180 00:15:24,382 --> 00:15:28,636 I saw online that we could get an extra $200 a month from the state... 181 00:15:28,803 --> 00:15:32,098 If we say Carl's retarded. 182 00:15:32,265 --> 00:15:34,684 - Ian: I get paid Friday. - I'll figure out the rest. 183 00:15:35,143 --> 00:15:37,228 School. Let's go. Everyone out. 184 00:15:37,395 --> 00:15:40,231 Steve: I can loan you the money unless you wanna get it from Tony. 185 00:15:40,398 --> 00:15:41,816 Fiona: You're still here? 186 00:15:42,024 --> 00:15:45,528 - Pay me back or not. Doesn't matter. - You're gonna be late. Go. 187 00:15:45,695 --> 00:15:48,739 Everyone out. You too. Out. 188 00:15:48,906 --> 00:15:51,868 I could borrow a couple grand from you and not pay you back. 189 00:15:52,160 --> 00:15:54,328 - This a rebound thing? - Fiona: None of your business. 190 00:15:54,495 --> 00:15:56,539 He know you fucked him to get back at me? 191 00:15:56,706 --> 00:15:58,374 Get out. 192 00:16:00,042 --> 00:16:02,462 Lip: Dude, you're such a rookie. Is that your a game? 193 00:16:02,628 --> 00:16:04,672 Bye, Fiona, have a good one. 194 00:16:09,552 --> 00:16:12,680 Fi, this oatmeal. I don't know what you did with this oatmeal... 195 00:16:17,685 --> 00:16:21,647 What are you doing here? Don't you have a new home? 196 00:16:21,898 --> 00:16:25,276 Wanted to spend some quality time with my loving family. 197 00:16:25,443 --> 00:16:27,612 You can spend it with Liam while I go to work. 198 00:16:27,778 --> 00:16:30,781 - I can't. Busy day today. - Doing what? 199 00:16:30,948 --> 00:16:34,410 There's a lot goes on behind the scenes to keep this family running... 200 00:16:34,577 --> 00:16:38,247 That you wouldn't know about, fi. Tits, it's cold in here. 201 00:16:38,414 --> 00:16:40,958 - Fiona: Why are you taking our food? - My food, you mean? 202 00:16:41,167 --> 00:16:42,793 No, I mean, ourfood. 203 00:16:42,960 --> 00:16:47,215 Frank: Which you paid for with food stamps that are funded by taxes that I pay. 204 00:16:48,591 --> 00:16:50,718 - Since when? - You live here now? 205 00:16:51,052 --> 00:16:52,094 Toaster. 206 00:16:58,476 --> 00:16:59,936 Hey. 207 00:17:06,526 --> 00:17:08,611 To serve and protect, huh? 208 00:17:08,778 --> 00:17:11,113 To serve and protect. 209 00:17:11,280 --> 00:17:12,448 Kevin. 210 00:17:15,952 --> 00:17:17,662 I see you got the flowers. 211 00:17:18,454 --> 00:17:20,665 Yup. They're beautiful. 212 00:17:21,707 --> 00:17:23,668 I had a really good time last night. 213 00:17:23,834 --> 00:17:25,211 Fiona: Me too. 214 00:17:25,378 --> 00:17:26,837 I like you, Fiona. 215 00:17:27,004 --> 00:17:28,756 Thanks, Tony. 216 00:17:31,467 --> 00:17:33,387 I've waited a long time for last night to happen. 217 00:17:33,469 --> 00:17:34,470 Frank: See you. 218 00:17:34,637 --> 00:17:36,877 - Coach of the year's a big deal. - Frank: Out of butter. 219 00:17:36,931 --> 00:17:39,183 Last night was my first time. 220 00:17:39,350 --> 00:17:43,479 - I'm sure he'll win again. - No, in the car. That was my first time. 221 00:17:43,646 --> 00:17:46,524 First time? You mean the first time with me? 222 00:17:46,691 --> 00:17:48,776 No, first time ever. 223 00:17:48,985 --> 00:17:52,863 - But you've been with other girls. - Not in that way. 224 00:17:54,031 --> 00:17:55,741 Tony, are you saying you were...? 225 00:17:55,992 --> 00:17:57,368 - Virgin? - Yup. 226 00:17:57,577 --> 00:17:59,495 Holy shit. You popped his cherry? 227 00:17:59,704 --> 00:18:03,207 - And how was the 30 seconds of bliss? - He actually lasted a while. 228 00:18:03,416 --> 00:18:07,837 - Did he cry after? - Aw, leave him alone. He's a nice guy. 229 00:18:08,045 --> 00:18:12,174 Oh, so it was a mercy fuck. Or did you sleep with Tony to get back at Steve? 230 00:18:12,341 --> 00:18:14,802 - What? - I saw the way you looked at Steve. 231 00:18:15,011 --> 00:18:17,138 - Like a d-o-g in heat. - Not true. 232 00:18:17,305 --> 00:18:19,432 Never looked at the other 95 guys that way. 233 00:18:19,640 --> 00:18:22,435 Don't exaggerate. Ninety-four. 234 00:18:22,643 --> 00:18:24,729 Cut Steve some slack. He meant well. 235 00:18:24,937 --> 00:18:27,106 He shipped my father off to a foreign country. 236 00:18:27,273 --> 00:18:29,525 Yes, the foreign country of Canada. 237 00:18:29,692 --> 00:18:32,987 At least Tony's not coming here getting all in my family's business. 238 00:18:33,154 --> 00:18:34,697 Maybe that's what I want. 239 00:18:34,905 --> 00:18:38,618 Tony's mother would love that. I hope he didn't tell her about last night. 240 00:18:38,826 --> 00:18:42,371 I'm sure the neighborhood bitches did. They saw us in the car. 241 00:18:42,538 --> 00:18:45,833 You did it in a car? How romantic. 242 00:18:48,377 --> 00:18:51,631 Oh, shit. That's probably Tony's mother right there. 243 00:18:52,548 --> 00:18:54,884 Careful. Bitch might have a gun. 244 00:18:59,263 --> 00:19:01,849 - Yes? - Hi, uh, my name's Abby ruggiero. 245 00:19:02,058 --> 00:19:04,894 - Okay. - Can I speak with Virginia, please? 246 00:19:05,311 --> 00:19:08,856 - Who? - Virginia Louise Gallagher? 247 00:19:09,065 --> 00:19:11,901 - Isn't this her house? - Oh, aunt ginger. 248 00:19:12,068 --> 00:19:13,110 Is she here? 249 00:19:13,319 --> 00:19:16,614 No. She lives in a nursing home in Wisconsin. 250 00:19:17,156 --> 00:19:19,617 Well, I'm from the office of the inspector general. 251 00:19:19,909 --> 00:19:24,330 We investigate instances of, uh, social security-related fraud. 252 00:19:24,580 --> 00:19:29,168 I believe someone may be cashing your aunt's checks without her consent. 253 00:19:29,335 --> 00:19:33,839 Now, 12 years ago, your aunt changed her address to a mail boxes etc. 254 00:19:34,090 --> 00:19:35,883 Twelve years ago? And you're here now? 255 00:19:42,515 --> 00:19:45,017 Veronica: I gotta go, but call me. Fiona: Okay. 256 00:19:46,143 --> 00:19:51,023 Look, I'm sure that my aunt's mail is being forwarded to her in Wisconsin. 257 00:19:51,190 --> 00:19:53,943 All right, I'll tell you what we're gonna do here, miss. Ahem. 258 00:19:54,110 --> 00:19:57,321 I have your aunt's next social security check with me now. 259 00:19:57,530 --> 00:20:00,324 How about I come back in the morning, say around 10... 260 00:20:00,491 --> 00:20:03,202 And deliver the check to your aunt in person. 261 00:20:03,619 --> 00:20:06,163 That way I can meet her, ask a few questions... 262 00:20:06,330 --> 00:20:08,666 And clear this whole thing up. 263 00:20:29,979 --> 00:20:34,024 Ian Gallagher, you messed with the wrong girl. 264 00:20:34,233 --> 00:20:35,317 Ian: Shit. 265 00:20:36,026 --> 00:20:37,236 Mickey: Come here. 266 00:20:38,154 --> 00:20:39,488 Get out here, Gallagher. 267 00:20:40,156 --> 00:20:42,450 Mandy told us what you did, you piece of shit. 268 00:20:43,451 --> 00:20:46,704 - Get out here. - He's gone. There's a door in the back. 269 00:20:47,163 --> 00:20:48,706 Ailey. Ailey. 270 00:20:50,291 --> 00:20:52,042 Tell fuckhead this is not over. 271 00:21:15,691 --> 00:21:17,902 Kash: Ian, they're gone. 272 00:21:23,199 --> 00:21:25,701 I swear to god I didn't touch her, Kash. 273 00:21:32,124 --> 00:21:33,876 Lip: Oh. Thank you. 274 00:21:34,960 --> 00:21:38,297 His focus is math and he wants to get into the national merit society. 275 00:21:38,464 --> 00:21:39,632 Got it. 276 00:21:39,799 --> 00:21:43,010 I told Richie that your rates went up, so he's giving you 150. 277 00:21:43,511 --> 00:21:45,095 You're good. 278 00:21:45,930 --> 00:21:48,641 - See you in three hours. - I'll be out in two. 279 00:21:52,645 --> 00:21:56,440 E—o-r—k-j. 280 00:21:57,066 --> 00:21:58,484 What do you think, kev? 281 00:22:01,153 --> 00:22:03,864 - I have no idea. - It's "joker." 282 00:22:04,031 --> 00:22:07,785 - Where the hell is aunt ginger, dad? - And hello to you too, my first-born. 283 00:22:07,952 --> 00:22:10,037 Can I get you something, cop-lover? 284 00:22:10,246 --> 00:22:12,915 No. Dad, does aunt ginger live in Wisconsin? 285 00:22:13,082 --> 00:22:15,709 That's what I've told you, right? 286 00:22:15,876 --> 00:22:18,546 Why was a woman from the social security department... 287 00:22:18,754 --> 00:22:21,799 Saying that ginger cashes her checks in Chicago? 288 00:22:23,008 --> 00:22:27,137 Ginger's in town and she didn't call me? After all I've done for that woman? 289 00:22:27,304 --> 00:22:30,182 Oh, shit, frank. You're cashing the checks. 290 00:22:30,391 --> 00:22:32,768 Do you know how much trouble you're gonna be in? 291 00:22:32,935 --> 00:22:35,813 Why all this sudden interest in ginger, Fiona? 292 00:22:35,980 --> 00:22:39,316 Now that you know there's money involved, you looking for a handout? 293 00:22:39,525 --> 00:22:41,443 Well, that money is mine. 294 00:22:41,610 --> 00:22:44,238 I'm the one who's taken care of ginger all these years. 295 00:22:44,405 --> 00:22:48,576 I call her every week. Hell, I've even visited her. 296 00:22:48,784 --> 00:22:51,537 Good. Then you can go get her and bring her home with you. 297 00:22:51,704 --> 00:22:57,001 That social security lady will be here with a federal agent to interview ginger. 298 00:22:57,167 --> 00:22:58,627 Fine. 299 00:23:03,841 --> 00:23:09,013 Fuckity, fuck, fuck, fuck. 300 00:23:27,948 --> 00:23:32,328 Plus, there's free appetizers, and that means it's, like, all-you-can-eat. 301 00:23:33,495 --> 00:23:36,665 - Where do you think you're going, frank? - Russell, my man. 302 00:23:36,832 --> 00:23:40,336 - You're not allowed in here anymore. - Is the kitchen closed already? 303 00:23:40,502 --> 00:23:41,921 I'm talking about Christmas. 304 00:23:52,598 --> 00:23:55,017 That was a total misunderstanding. 305 00:23:55,225 --> 00:23:56,852 You're banned from the mission, frank. 306 00:23:59,355 --> 00:24:00,981 You know... 307 00:24:01,857 --> 00:24:04,902 The big guy says thou shalt forgive me. 308 00:24:07,863 --> 00:24:09,114 All right, ugh. 309 00:24:10,574 --> 00:24:13,369 I'm willing to put this whole matter behind us... 310 00:24:13,535 --> 00:24:17,706 If you just let me borrow an old lady for a few hours. 311 00:24:19,625 --> 00:24:22,878 Wait. What...? Hold on. Just a few hours. Just... 312 00:24:23,045 --> 00:24:26,173 Will you stop...? Stop... ok... 313 00:24:27,007 --> 00:24:30,094 I will be rethinking my charitable contributions... 314 00:24:30,260 --> 00:24:34,056 To this organization come holiday time. 315 00:24:42,064 --> 00:24:44,817 - Man: Hey, what the fuck? - Shut the fuck up. 316 00:24:57,788 --> 00:25:00,040 Mandy. Mandy. Hey. 317 00:25:00,207 --> 00:25:04,003 - Get away from me, you perv. - You tell your brothers I attacked you? 318 00:25:04,211 --> 00:25:07,297 If you don't get away from me, Ian Gallagher, I'll scream. 319 00:25:07,673 --> 00:25:09,717 Tell them the truth. They're gonna kill me. 320 00:25:09,925 --> 00:25:11,760 - Good. - Mandy. 321 00:25:13,929 --> 00:25:16,056 Yeah, thank you. Have a good day. 322 00:25:17,933 --> 00:25:20,978 I got you, sir. Have a good day. 323 00:25:21,186 --> 00:25:23,313 Uh, medium burger with fries. Next. 324 00:25:23,480 --> 00:25:27,609 - I'll get the, uh, chicken burrito special. - What are you doing here? 325 00:25:27,776 --> 00:25:30,070 I thought this was a food truck. I have it wrong? 326 00:25:30,237 --> 00:25:33,741 - Are you stalking me? - If wanting a burrito is stalking, I am. 327 00:25:33,949 --> 00:25:35,325 Not interested. Who's next? 328 00:25:35,492 --> 00:25:38,162 One mistake and now you want nothing to do with me. 329 00:25:38,370 --> 00:25:40,831 One mistake? You kidnapped my father. 330 00:25:41,040 --> 00:25:43,000 - I was trying to help. - Don't. 331 00:25:43,208 --> 00:25:46,086 - I've apologized. Isn't that enough? - Leave me alone. 332 00:25:46,253 --> 00:25:50,340 Listen, you would not be so pissed off if you didn't care. 333 00:25:51,592 --> 00:25:53,302 You know nothing about me. 334 00:25:53,510 --> 00:25:55,721 Then teach me. 335 00:25:58,140 --> 00:25:59,725 Teach me. 336 00:26:04,521 --> 00:26:07,024 Here's your burrito. Six-fifty. 337 00:26:09,777 --> 00:26:12,112 - Hey, keep the change. - No, thanks. 338 00:26:12,321 --> 00:26:14,490 Believe me, you need it more than I do. 339 00:26:18,243 --> 00:26:21,121 An hour and 54 minutes. Now, that's a record. 340 00:26:21,288 --> 00:26:25,084 Yes. Now all we have to do is figure out how I can go back the same day... 341 00:26:25,250 --> 00:26:27,878 And take it again for another kid. 342 00:26:29,838 --> 00:26:32,508 - Hey, yo. - What do they want? 343 00:26:32,674 --> 00:26:34,760 He probably just wants to ask me out again. 344 00:26:34,927 --> 00:26:37,846 - You're not interested? - If you like the smell of cow shit. 345 00:26:40,557 --> 00:26:42,851 Got a b-plus on that paper you wrote for me. 346 00:26:43,060 --> 00:26:45,437 Spread the word. I could use the business. 347 00:26:45,646 --> 00:26:49,066 - Heard they're letting Iggy out ofjuvie. - My mom drove up to get him. 348 00:26:49,233 --> 00:26:51,235 Throwing a party for him this weekend. 349 00:26:51,443 --> 00:26:55,030 - He'll probably be back in before then. - Ha, ha, probably. 350 00:26:56,698 --> 00:26:58,742 80 Ian messed with Mandy. 351 00:27:00,410 --> 00:27:02,913 That's, uh, highly unlikely. 352 00:27:03,080 --> 00:27:05,082 That's what Mandy told us. 353 00:27:05,290 --> 00:27:06,959 Trust me, you got the wrong guy. 354 00:27:07,167 --> 00:27:10,087 Right, the problem is that Ian's been avoiding us all day... 355 00:27:10,254 --> 00:27:11,880 . "And, uh". 356 00:27:12,047 --> 00:27:14,758 Someone's gotta get a beatdown till we find him. 357 00:27:15,467 --> 00:27:17,177 Could make an exception. 358 00:27:17,386 --> 00:27:19,471 Not really, though. 359 00:27:24,309 --> 00:27:27,521 Well, maybe, uh, Mandy's confusing Ian... 360 00:27:27,688 --> 00:27:31,692 With any one of the other 400 dudes in the 10th grade she's already blown. 361 00:27:44,580 --> 00:27:49,710 Hey, hey, hey, look who it is. Fiona. And Liam. Come say hello to me, son. 362 00:27:49,877 --> 00:27:51,044 What are you doing here? 363 00:27:51,211 --> 00:27:53,172 I went to get ginger like you told me to. 364 00:27:55,215 --> 00:27:58,093 - This is aunt ginger? - In the flesh. 365 00:27:58,760 --> 00:28:01,096 Ginger has a hard-on. 366 00:28:03,223 --> 00:28:05,809 Frank: She was born with a large clitoris. 367 00:28:08,312 --> 00:28:10,731 As kids, we were told to keep our hugs brief. 368 00:28:11,607 --> 00:28:13,442 It's me, the virgin. 369 00:28:13,609 --> 00:28:17,112 Oh. Heh, not anymore. Remember the car? Come on outside. 370 00:28:19,114 --> 00:28:21,825 You were right. Sorry. I should have told you beforehand. 371 00:28:21,992 --> 00:28:23,785 Little heads-up would have been nice. 372 00:28:23,952 --> 00:28:26,121 It's not the kind of thing you tell everyone. 373 00:28:26,288 --> 00:28:28,624 I was afraid you wouldn't do it if you knew. 374 00:28:28,790 --> 00:28:32,753 I probably wouldn't have. It's a big thing. 375 00:28:33,212 --> 00:28:34,796 It's above average, heh. 376 00:28:35,672 --> 00:28:39,218 It's weird I didn't have sex till now, but it's not from a lack of trying. 377 00:28:39,384 --> 00:28:42,304 Joanie wanted to wait, then she gave it up to dicky Dolan... 378 00:28:42,471 --> 00:28:44,806 Night before he shipped out for fallujah, lost his leg. 379 00:28:44,973 --> 00:28:48,644 Uh, I almost did it with houlie's sister, but she was too drunk. 380 00:28:48,810 --> 00:28:51,313 Katie was catholic so she only let me stick it in... 381 00:28:51,480 --> 00:28:54,024 - Okay, okay, I get it. - Hey.Hey.Uh "" 382 00:28:54,191 --> 00:28:55,734 my mom heard about us. 383 00:28:56,526 --> 00:28:59,321 - What? - The women in the neighborhood talk. 384 00:28:59,488 --> 00:29:02,658 She invited you to dinner tomorrow night. 385 00:29:04,034 --> 00:29:05,244 I find that hard to believe. 386 00:29:06,245 --> 00:29:10,749 Okay, maybe she's not that enthusiastic about it, but I told her you were coming. 387 00:29:12,167 --> 00:29:13,752 Let me think about it. 388 00:29:14,294 --> 00:29:16,213 Sure. Absolutely. Just, uh... 389 00:29:17,297 --> 00:29:18,423 Just show up at 7? 390 00:29:19,508 --> 00:29:21,176 All right. 391 00:29:22,469 --> 00:29:27,140 You don't have to run away from me, Fiona. I get you. I get your family. 392 00:29:27,307 --> 00:29:31,311 Miss Lisa married us at the little red school house when we were 5? 393 00:29:31,478 --> 00:29:34,106 That's gotta count for something, right? 394 00:29:34,273 --> 00:29:37,526 Hey, lip, there a body on the other end of that? 395 00:29:37,693 --> 00:29:40,487 - No, it's cool, Tony. - Jesus, what the hell, lip? 396 00:29:49,621 --> 00:29:51,206 Tony: Uh... 397 00:29:52,582 --> 00:29:54,376 I'll see you. 398 00:29:54,793 --> 00:29:57,170 The nose is the most commonly broken bone... 399 00:29:57,337 --> 00:30:00,424 In boys between the ages of 13 and 25. 400 00:30:00,590 --> 00:30:02,676 That's fascinating, but who's the old dude? 401 00:30:02,843 --> 00:30:06,555 - It's not a dude. It's your aunt ginger. - What, the one who owns the house? 402 00:30:06,722 --> 00:30:10,851 That's right. Ginger, say hello to your nephew. 403 00:30:11,059 --> 00:30:12,561 Dad, stop. 404 00:30:12,728 --> 00:30:15,272 Why is he trying to pass off Mr. Perry as aunt ginger? 405 00:30:16,106 --> 00:30:18,317 - Who? - Mr. Perry, my old bus driver. 406 00:30:18,483 --> 00:30:20,569 Sleeps behind the dumpster over at the a&p. 407 00:30:20,736 --> 00:30:25,115 Social security wants to talk to ginger and he was too lazy to get the real one. 408 00:30:25,324 --> 00:30:27,284 - That's retardedly brilliant. - Thank you. 409 00:30:27,451 --> 00:30:29,619 - Or brilliantly retarded. - Thank you. 410 00:30:29,786 --> 00:30:31,997 Now we have to drive all night to go get her. 411 00:30:32,247 --> 00:30:35,417 - Think kev will let us borrow his car? - No. 412 00:30:35,584 --> 00:30:37,753 I'll call and beg. 413 00:30:37,919 --> 00:30:40,380 We got these from imelda over at the holiday inn. 414 00:30:40,547 --> 00:30:43,091 It'll be a good way to stay warm. 415 00:30:44,134 --> 00:30:45,927 Why's Mr. Perry here? 416 00:30:46,094 --> 00:30:47,346 Fiona: Hey, kev, it's me. 417 00:30:47,512 --> 00:30:52,726 Uh, can I borrow your car just for the night? I just need to... 418 00:30:52,893 --> 00:30:54,269 You won't need the car. 419 00:30:54,478 --> 00:30:56,355 How are we gonna get ginger? 420 00:30:56,563 --> 00:30:57,898 She's dead. 421 00:30:58,106 --> 00:30:59,983 What? Debbie: Who's dead? 422 00:31:00,192 --> 00:31:03,236 - Lip: Aunt ginger. - No. 423 00:31:03,403 --> 00:31:06,656 - Lip: Debs, you never met her. - And now I never will. 424 00:31:06,865 --> 00:31:10,202 Don't give me a hard time. I've been very upset about this. 425 00:31:10,369 --> 00:31:11,953 I'm in mourning. 426 00:31:12,120 --> 00:31:13,914 When did she die? 427 00:31:17,125 --> 00:31:19,294 Twelve years ago. 428 00:31:39,022 --> 00:31:42,067 I was trying to protect you all from the trauma. 429 00:31:43,819 --> 00:31:45,153 Fiona: Shit. 430 00:31:45,320 --> 00:31:49,408 How do you think I feel? That woman was my heart and soul. 431 00:31:49,574 --> 00:31:51,493 She practically raised me. 432 00:31:51,660 --> 00:31:55,247 Dad, you've been cashing her checks. That's a felony. 433 00:31:55,414 --> 00:31:57,791 We're living in her house. Was there even a will? 434 00:31:57,958 --> 00:32:01,837 You don't need a will if she's not technically dead. 435 00:32:02,587 --> 00:32:07,175 Yes, she is technically dead, dad. Dead is dead. 436 00:32:07,342 --> 00:32:10,137 Just because you haven't told anybody that she's dead... 437 00:32:10,345 --> 00:32:12,347 Doesn't make her not dead. 438 00:32:14,266 --> 00:32:16,101 What are we gonna do now? 439 00:32:17,394 --> 00:32:19,271 Well... 440 00:32:27,571 --> 00:32:28,613 Veronica: Oh. 441 00:32:28,780 --> 00:32:31,491 Mrs. Sullivan is 92, but she's about to go any minute. 442 00:32:33,410 --> 00:32:37,289 Helen, she needs meds every four hours, so she's a hassle. 443 00:32:43,420 --> 00:32:47,215 Beatrice. Her son visits daily. 444 00:32:47,966 --> 00:32:51,344 Jenny, she's a favorite. The others would notice if she were missing. 445 00:32:51,511 --> 00:32:53,930 That's too bad. She's hot. 446 00:32:58,101 --> 00:32:59,561 I like that one. 447 00:33:00,020 --> 00:33:02,814 - Debbie. - No, too lucid. 448 00:33:03,773 --> 00:33:06,067 You know Sophie's Nana, who couldn't remember... 449 00:33:06,234 --> 00:33:08,195 Because she had old people's disease? 450 00:33:08,403 --> 00:33:10,489 Alzheimer's? Fiona: Yeah. 451 00:33:12,199 --> 00:33:14,284 Yeah, we're looking for somebody like that. 452 00:33:18,121 --> 00:33:21,291 For the record, I do not want to be sent to a place like this. 453 00:33:21,500 --> 00:33:23,460 Don't worry, you'll outlive us all. 454 00:33:24,544 --> 00:33:27,464 You're not gonna get fired for letting us borrow an old lady? 455 00:33:27,631 --> 00:33:31,051 Veronica: Girl, please. This place is just like what you see on the news. 456 00:33:31,218 --> 00:33:34,971 One of the night shift guys got caught fucking Mrs. Hebert, who's in a coma... 457 00:33:35,180 --> 00:33:37,015 He just got a raise. 458 00:33:37,224 --> 00:33:40,519 - Maybe it's from some foreign... - What about her? 459 00:33:43,021 --> 00:33:46,149 I wanna learn... how about... Did you ever hear anything so...? 460 00:33:50,153 --> 00:33:52,280 Mickey: Where's fire crotch? 461 00:33:53,949 --> 00:33:55,659 Hey. 462 00:33:55,867 --> 00:33:58,119 Kash and grab. 463 00:33:58,328 --> 00:34:00,622 He's only making it worse. 464 00:34:00,830 --> 00:34:04,960 Okay. Okay. We're gonna find him. 465 00:34:05,126 --> 00:34:08,171 Hey, Kash and grab. Tomorrow. 466 00:34:08,338 --> 00:34:11,883 - When your shit-hole opens. - Man: We'll call you. 467 00:34:12,050 --> 00:34:13,635 They're leaving. 468 00:34:14,511 --> 00:34:16,846 Ian: This wouldn't be happening if I had sex with her. 469 00:34:17,055 --> 00:34:20,100 - You can't be what you're not, Ian, heh. - Shut up, you are. 470 00:34:20,308 --> 00:34:22,602 I didn't know what I was until after I married. 471 00:34:22,811 --> 00:34:25,981 Yeah, well, from now on, I'm just gonna be straight. 472 00:34:26,606 --> 00:34:28,275 It's not that easy. 473 00:34:30,193 --> 00:34:33,989 Because I love my kids. Don't complicate things for yourself. 474 00:34:36,491 --> 00:34:37,701 Now get up here. They're gone. 475 00:34:56,011 --> 00:34:58,305 Oh, my goodness. 476 00:34:58,513 --> 00:35:00,724 - What's wrong? - Nothing. 477 00:35:00,890 --> 00:35:04,519 Everything is just the way I remember it. 478 00:35:04,686 --> 00:35:07,063 We kept the house exactly the same, aunt ginger. 479 00:35:08,440 --> 00:35:10,191 I can see that, dear. 480 00:35:10,358 --> 00:35:15,113 Oh, look, there's the bookcase my brother Norman built. 481 00:35:15,280 --> 00:35:17,782 Do you want me to show you to your room, aunt ginger? 482 00:35:17,949 --> 00:35:19,242 That would be wonderful. 483 00:35:19,451 --> 00:35:23,538 And after I wash up, why don't I make us all some nice supper. 484 00:35:23,705 --> 00:35:25,040 Okay. 485 00:35:26,207 --> 00:35:27,751 Perry: Hey. 486 00:35:29,252 --> 00:35:31,212 Uh, where am I? 487 00:35:31,421 --> 00:35:33,673 - Dad? - Frank: I'm on it. Let's go, Perry. 488 00:35:41,139 --> 00:35:42,724 Frank: Thanks. 489 00:36:17,217 --> 00:36:18,593 Hey. 490 00:36:22,972 --> 00:36:25,934 Put your arm around, please. Now smile. 491 00:36:59,008 --> 00:37:04,097 I was 26 and I was working as a secretary for the uso... 492 00:37:04,264 --> 00:37:07,642 And one of the dancers broke her foot. 493 00:37:07,809 --> 00:37:12,188 And before you know it, they're pulling me off the typewriter... 494 00:37:12,355 --> 00:37:17,736 And they're teaching me the dance steps for the show that very night. 495 00:37:17,902 --> 00:37:22,699 Oh, from that point fonnard, I was a regular dancer. 496 00:37:22,866 --> 00:37:25,410 Did you ever dance with anyone famous? 497 00:37:25,577 --> 00:37:28,747 Dance? No, honey, I'm not a dancer. 498 00:37:29,205 --> 00:37:31,166 Let's see what's on now. 499 00:37:40,884 --> 00:37:43,219 - Yeah? - Is Ian here? 500 00:37:43,386 --> 00:37:44,763 Upstairs. 501 00:37:47,098 --> 00:37:49,017 Give him these, would you? 502 00:37:51,770 --> 00:37:52,937 Okay. 503 00:38:02,781 --> 00:38:06,409 Well, if you need me, I'll be across the street in the bushes stalking you. 504 00:38:09,871 --> 00:38:11,623 I saw you smile. 505 00:38:12,582 --> 00:38:15,335 Hey. Yeah, you. You, uh, see Ian in there? 506 00:38:15,502 --> 00:38:17,253 Not home. 507 00:38:17,879 --> 00:38:19,399 Mickey: You know when he's coming back? 508 00:38:19,714 --> 00:38:20,840 Steve: No, man, not a clue. 509 00:38:22,842 --> 00:38:24,260 All right, fuckhead. 510 00:38:24,844 --> 00:38:27,889 Hey, lip. How's your lip? 511 00:38:28,056 --> 00:38:31,726 Yeah, I saw you up there. Tell your shithead brother we're waiting for him. 512 00:38:31,893 --> 00:38:33,436 Sorry your face got busted up. 513 00:38:35,271 --> 00:38:36,773 It's okay. 514 00:38:37,816 --> 00:38:39,609 I didn't do anything to Mandy. 515 00:38:39,776 --> 00:38:43,029 I know that, Ian, but her brothers think you did. 516 00:38:43,988 --> 00:38:49,244 I mean, she tried to rape me, and I pushed her off, and now she's mad. 517 00:38:50,453 --> 00:38:53,957 You're probably the first guy in her life who hasn't tried to jump her. 518 00:38:54,791 --> 00:38:57,043 She started screaming and crying. 519 00:39:00,338 --> 00:39:04,759 Maybe you should throw it in her, you know? 520 00:39:04,926 --> 00:39:06,845 She'll call off her brothers off. 521 00:39:07,011 --> 00:39:11,558 Yeah. Yeah, and maybe, uh, you should throw it in Kash, right? 522 00:39:12,892 --> 00:39:14,978 - Why, is he asking about me? - Yeah. 523 00:39:15,186 --> 00:39:18,106 He's trying to go through all the Gallagher brothers. 524 00:39:19,566 --> 00:39:22,652 -Cool -heh. 525 00:39:33,329 --> 00:39:36,666 Eventually, you're gonna have to take the beatdown for this, you know. 526 00:39:40,962 --> 00:39:42,171 I know. 527 00:40:59,582 --> 00:41:01,417 Smells good. 528 00:41:03,795 --> 00:41:06,506 I've missed you, ginger. 529 00:41:08,800 --> 00:41:10,301 Lip: Yo, bud. Carl: Yeah? 530 00:41:10,468 --> 00:41:11,970 - You take the killing bat? - No. 531 00:41:12,178 --> 00:41:14,472 Bread. We're making eggs Benedict, lip. 532 00:41:14,639 --> 00:41:16,265 Oh, great. 533 00:41:17,308 --> 00:41:20,144 That woman will be here in 45 minutes. You better be ready. 534 00:41:20,311 --> 00:41:23,481 I pay that bureaucratic no-nothing her salary. 535 00:41:23,648 --> 00:41:25,692 I'll be ready when I say I'm ready. 536 00:41:25,900 --> 00:41:27,694 Eat some breakfast, lip. 537 00:41:27,902 --> 00:41:29,904 I gotta go, but save some for me, debs. 538 00:41:30,071 --> 00:41:31,489 Yeah, okay. 539 00:41:31,906 --> 00:41:35,535 It's essential that families share meals together. 540 00:41:37,578 --> 00:41:39,580 Oh, don't. Oh. 541 00:41:43,668 --> 00:41:46,045 - That's great, debs. - Debbie: Thanks. 542 00:41:55,930 --> 00:41:58,850 - Who's that? - That's my dad. 543 00:42:06,774 --> 00:42:08,276 Shit. 544 00:42:08,735 --> 00:42:10,445 Jesus. 545 00:42:12,071 --> 00:42:13,281 So, what's the plan? 546 00:42:13,448 --> 00:42:15,950 Hit Mickey over the head when he comes out. 547 00:42:16,117 --> 00:42:17,618 What about the other brothers? 548 00:42:17,827 --> 00:42:19,954 They'll probably beat me to death. 549 00:42:21,539 --> 00:42:25,460 - I'll fight them off while you run. - This is my problem, all right, not yours. 550 00:42:25,668 --> 00:42:28,337 It'll be fun. I owe them one, heh. 551 00:42:35,303 --> 00:42:36,345 Shit. 552 00:42:44,687 --> 00:42:47,648 Mandy. Mandy. Hey. 553 00:42:47,815 --> 00:42:50,485 - Get away from me, you fucking perv. - We need to talk. 554 00:42:50,651 --> 00:42:54,614 You are a dead man, Ian Gallagher. Fucking dead. 555 00:42:56,240 --> 00:42:57,408 I'm gay. 556 00:43:05,416 --> 00:43:09,629 Old woman: Linseed oil works the best on maple furniture. 557 00:43:09,796 --> 00:43:14,300 - Linseed oil, maple, got it. - You got it, sweetheart. 558 00:43:14,509 --> 00:43:16,094 We should never send her back. 559 00:43:23,142 --> 00:43:25,436 Abby: Miss Gallagher, this is federal agent salinger. 560 00:43:25,603 --> 00:43:28,272 Fiona: Right on time. Come on in. 561 00:43:49,794 --> 00:43:52,213 Mrs. Gallagher. 562 00:43:52,421 --> 00:43:56,676 My name is Abby and I'd like to ask you a few questions. 563 00:43:56,843 --> 00:44:02,557 My name is Abby and I'd like to ask you a few questions. 564 00:44:10,982 --> 00:44:15,111 Mrs. Gallagher, how old are you? 565 00:44:17,113 --> 00:44:19,574 I don't remember. 566 00:44:21,492 --> 00:44:26,455 Well, my records say that you're 93. 567 00:44:27,874 --> 00:44:29,500 How are you feeling? 568 00:44:30,334 --> 00:44:33,129 Oh, wait, now I remember. 569 00:44:33,296 --> 00:44:39,010 Ricky Ricardo and I did the salsa together one night. 570 00:44:46,350 --> 00:44:48,144 For how long? 571 00:44:48,311 --> 00:44:51,397 I don't know. My whole life, I guess. 572 00:44:51,606 --> 00:44:53,649 Maybe since Justin Timberlake. 573 00:44:55,318 --> 00:44:58,112 No, j.C. Chasez. 574 00:44:58,279 --> 00:45:00,239 No, are you kidding? He's totally gay. 575 00:45:00,406 --> 00:45:03,784 - No, he isn't. - Ha, ha, hello? Yes, he is. 576 00:45:04,285 --> 00:45:06,579 Are you sure you're not just making this up? 577 00:45:06,746 --> 00:45:08,623 About j.C. Chasez? 578 00:45:08,789 --> 00:45:13,461 No, about being gay. 579 00:45:14,170 --> 00:45:17,798 In this neighborhood? Why would I make that up? 580 00:45:18,633 --> 00:45:23,179 Look, you and lip are the only two who know, all right? 581 00:45:23,346 --> 00:45:25,264 I won't tell anyone. 582 00:45:28,976 --> 00:45:33,856 I thought maybe you were making this up so I'd call my brothers off, or... 583 00:45:34,023 --> 00:45:37,693 I don't know, maybe... 584 00:45:38,277 --> 00:45:41,405 You think I'm, like, ugly or something. 585 00:45:43,658 --> 00:45:47,286 Mandy, you're beautiful. 586 00:45:47,453 --> 00:45:49,622 This has nothing to do with the way you look. 587 00:45:49,789 --> 00:45:52,833 I'm just not wired that way. 588 00:46:03,678 --> 00:46:06,681 See? Nothing. 589 00:46:10,268 --> 00:46:14,188 You can expect a visit from me every six months. 590 00:46:14,397 --> 00:46:18,109 Yeah, because this is such a great use of government funds. 591 00:46:18,276 --> 00:46:22,446 Hey. Maybe next time you can check that my uncle Harold is taking his Lipitor. 592 00:46:22,613 --> 00:46:26,033 Oh, wait, that's right, he doesn't get Lipitor anymore... 593 00:46:26,200 --> 00:46:28,536 Since you canceled his medicare. 594 00:46:28,703 --> 00:46:32,456 Good thing I got some amigos down in Mexico. 595 00:46:32,623 --> 00:46:33,791 Here you are. 596 00:46:36,210 --> 00:46:39,338 Ninety-three, huh. She won't live long. 597 00:46:46,220 --> 00:46:47,930 - Frank: Don't... don't... - Wa-huh! 598 00:46:48,139 --> 00:46:50,933 - Now I can pay the gas bill. - No, no, no, wait, wait. 599 00:46:51,100 --> 00:46:53,394 Fiona, I'm serious. 600 00:46:57,231 --> 00:47:00,026 I also danced with cab Calloway. 601 00:47:00,443 --> 00:47:05,156 He had the first colored penis I ever kissed. 602 00:47:11,370 --> 00:47:13,622 My work here is done. 603 00:47:13,789 --> 00:47:16,667 You're not going until we take her back to the nursing home. 604 00:47:16,834 --> 00:47:18,878 She's never heard of a bus pass? 605 00:47:19,045 --> 00:47:21,589 Aunt ginger has to go back? 606 00:47:22,298 --> 00:47:25,259 Rice krispie treats, anyone? 607 00:47:25,760 --> 00:47:28,137 - Don't make her go. - She can't stay, debs. 608 00:47:28,346 --> 00:47:31,015 But she didn't mean to pee in the plant. Please. 609 00:47:31,182 --> 00:47:33,017 She can't go back to the nursing home. 610 00:47:33,184 --> 00:47:35,644 I'll take care of her. I promise. 611 00:47:35,811 --> 00:47:37,146 She doesn't belong to us. 612 00:47:37,772 --> 00:47:40,316 Debs, you can come visit anytime you want. 613 00:47:40,483 --> 00:47:43,778 Besides, you can borrow her every six months. 614 00:47:43,944 --> 00:47:45,863 - Borrow what? - Aw, shit. 615 00:47:56,624 --> 00:47:59,126 Fiona: We should take debs to visit the real ginger's grave. 616 00:47:59,293 --> 00:48:00,795 Where's she buried? 617 00:48:01,629 --> 00:48:03,130 -Dad? —huh? Huh? 618 00:48:08,844 --> 00:48:10,137 Here. 619 00:48:10,304 --> 00:48:12,139 Wha...? 620 00:48:19,647 --> 00:48:22,024 I could pretend to be your girlfriend at school. 621 00:48:22,191 --> 00:48:24,652 Then no one would ever give you a hard time. 622 00:48:25,361 --> 00:48:26,612 You'd do that for me? 623 00:48:26,821 --> 00:48:30,991 Sure. It'll keep the creepy guys away from me. 624 00:48:31,200 --> 00:48:32,743 Besides... 625 00:48:34,036 --> 00:48:37,206 I've never actually had a real boyfriend before. 626 00:48:37,415 --> 00:48:40,960 Not that you'd be a real boyfriend but a boyfriend... 627 00:48:41,127 --> 00:48:42,795 - I could do things with... - Heh. 628 00:48:42,962 --> 00:48:47,341 Instead of, you know, just getting finger-banged all the time. 629 00:48:58,352 --> 00:49:01,188 What a pretty little girl she is. 630 00:49:01,355 --> 00:49:03,607 - Rice krispie treats, anyone? - Debs, it's okay. 631 00:49:03,774 --> 00:49:06,652 - I got you. Okay. - Rice krispie treats? I made them. 632 00:49:06,861 --> 00:49:09,989 They're delicious. I really worked very hard. 633 00:49:10,197 --> 00:49:12,074 I'd appreciate it if you'd take one. 634 00:49:12,241 --> 00:49:14,034 Here, why don't you have some. 635 00:49:14,201 --> 00:49:16,081 - I know. - Old woman: You ladies are so busy... 636 00:49:16,287 --> 00:49:17,955 You might get sticky fingers. 637 00:49:18,164 --> 00:49:20,416 He's pretty busy too. 638 00:49:20,583 --> 00:49:21,625 It's okay. I know. 639 00:49:21,792 --> 00:49:23,472 Old woman: Somebody wants my rice krispies. 640 00:49:23,502 --> 00:49:27,089 Oh, ladies. Oh, you're so talented. 641 00:49:29,925 --> 00:49:34,305 You go ahead if you're able enough to take one. 642 00:49:34,763 --> 00:49:37,808 And would you like one, sir? Oh, he looks pretty busy. 643 00:49:37,975 --> 00:49:40,394 Fiona: She's okay now. Old woman: Everyone's already busy. 644 00:49:42,062 --> 00:49:43,898 Ladies. 645 00:49:46,025 --> 00:49:48,152 Ahem, we came for a visit, she wasn't in her room. 646 00:49:48,319 --> 00:49:51,405 None of the staff knew where she was. 647 00:49:51,655 --> 00:49:54,992 Woman: After we called the police to file a missing persons report... 648 00:49:55,159 --> 00:49:59,205 She just walked through the front door as if nothing had happened. 649 00:50:00,289 --> 00:50:06,670 She keeps calling herself Abby and she says she'd like to ask us a few questions. 650 00:50:10,299 --> 00:50:13,719 It's so scary out there, frank. 651 00:50:37,660 --> 00:50:40,204 Hey, above the covers. 652 00:50:40,955 --> 00:50:42,498 You got it. 653 00:50:43,290 --> 00:50:45,709 - You look nice. - Fiona: Thank you. 654 00:50:54,343 --> 00:50:58,264 I got marshmallows for the ambrosia salad. 655 00:51:42,766 --> 00:51:44,268 Hey. 656 00:51:50,024 --> 00:51:51,066 Hey.