1 00:00:07,633 --> 00:00:10,385 Frank: Nobody's saying our neighborhood's the garden of Eden. 2 00:00:10,552 --> 00:00:14,014 Hell, some people say god avoids this place altogether. 3 00:00:14,431 --> 00:00:18,769 But it's been a good home to us, to me and my kids, who I'm proud of... 4 00:00:18,977 --> 00:00:23,690 Beoause every single one of them reminds me a little bit of me. 5 00:00:24,107 --> 00:00:29,863 Fiona, my rock, huge help, has all the best qualities of her mother... 6 00:00:30,030 --> 00:00:32,866 - Except she's not a raging psycho bitch. - Blow. 7 00:00:33,033 --> 00:00:36,787 Frank: Lip, smart as a whip. Straight a's and the honor roll. 8 00:00:36,954 --> 00:00:39,498 Boy's definitely going somewhere. 9 00:00:42,501 --> 00:00:44,878 Officer: You, come back! Stop! 10 00:00:45,087 --> 00:00:50,384 Frank: Ian, industrious, conscientious, ambitious, incredible work ethic. 11 00:00:50,551 --> 00:00:54,388 Don't have a clue where he got that from. Wants to be a paratrooper. 12 00:00:54,555 --> 00:00:59,518 Knows how to disembowel an enemy with a roll of dimes and an old gym sock. 13 00:00:59,726 --> 00:01:03,939 Carl... um, [don't really know that much about Carl. 14 00:01:04,106 --> 00:01:05,399 Oh, loves animals. 15 00:01:05,566 --> 00:01:11,238 Always dragging home some poor stray he found, taking them up to his room. 16 00:01:12,447 --> 00:01:17,411 Ah, Debbie, sent by god, total angel. 17 00:01:17,578 --> 00:01:22,499 Raises money for unicef year-round, some of which she actually turns in. 18 00:01:23,083 --> 00:01:25,043 Liam, gonna be a star. 19 00:01:25,836 --> 00:01:30,173 I'm no biologist, but he looks a little bit like my first sponsor. 20 00:01:30,340 --> 00:01:31,842 He and the ex were close. 21 00:01:32,009 --> 00:01:34,845 Kev and Veronica, fantastic neighbors. 22 00:01:35,012 --> 00:01:37,347 There's nothing they won't do for each other... 23 00:01:38,557 --> 00:01:39,933 Or to each other. 24 00:01:40,100 --> 00:01:42,603 That didn't hurt half as much as I thought it would. 25 00:01:42,769 --> 00:01:45,022 Frank: I never realized how little sex I was having... 26 00:01:45,188 --> 00:01:47,774 Till v and kev moved next door. 27 00:01:47,941 --> 00:01:52,529 And me, frank Gallagher, father, teacher, mentor. 28 00:01:52,696 --> 00:01:54,281 Captain of our little ship. 29 00:01:54,448 --> 00:01:58,619 We may not have much, but all of us, to a man... 30 00:01:58,785 --> 00:02:02,122 Knows the most important thing in this life: 31 00:02:02,956 --> 00:02:06,710 We know how to fucking party. Wa-ha! 32 00:02:16,678 --> 00:02:19,306 Fuck you, pig! 33 00:02:21,099 --> 00:02:23,018 Cop 1: Let's go. 34 00:02:25,562 --> 00:02:28,899 - Let's go, people. - Cop 2: Go home. Let's go. Out. 35 00:02:41,119 --> 00:02:44,790 Fiona: Seven fifteen, monkeys. Come on. 36 00:02:55,133 --> 00:02:56,843 Seven fifteen. 37 00:02:57,010 --> 00:03:01,098 Debbie: "Oh, no. I fell down." 38 00:03:04,267 --> 00:03:07,729 Ian: First shower. Lip: You had it yesterday. 39 00:03:13,318 --> 00:03:14,361 Fiona: Shit. 40 00:03:20,200 --> 00:03:21,952 Electric. Lip: Yeah. 41 00:03:23,161 --> 00:03:24,246 Ian: Coming through. 42 00:03:29,543 --> 00:03:31,378 Electric. 43 00:03:31,545 --> 00:03:33,422 - Electric. - Electric. 44 00:03:33,588 --> 00:03:36,508 No, you got a happy meal on the front of that shirt. 45 00:03:36,675 --> 00:03:38,343 Field trip. Need dad's signature. 46 00:03:38,510 --> 00:03:40,637 Debbie: Okay. Fiona: Arms up. 47 00:03:44,307 --> 00:03:47,018 Lip: Deb, that's getting really good. Fiona: Who's got the phone? 48 00:03:47,185 --> 00:03:48,854 Lip: I got it. Fiona: Any minutes left? 49 00:03:49,020 --> 00:03:50,981 Uh, fourteen. 50 00:03:52,482 --> 00:03:54,401 Debbie: Hey, I need something for show-and-tell. 51 00:03:54,568 --> 00:03:57,237 - Fiona: How much are we short? - Eighteen dollars, thirty cents. 52 00:03:57,404 --> 00:04:00,407 Lip: I'm tutoring after school. Should be able to kick in 10 more. 53 00:04:00,574 --> 00:04:03,076 Wait, did Carl put in any? 54 00:04:03,243 --> 00:04:06,329 You're almost 9, you're gonna have to start pulling your weight. 55 00:04:06,496 --> 00:04:10,876 And get a real job, not just dipping into the collection plate at St. Tim's. 56 00:04:11,042 --> 00:04:13,295 I'm filling in for candi. I can cover the rest. 57 00:04:13,503 --> 00:04:15,263 - Extra kraut on mine. - Ian: Cheese on mine. 58 00:04:15,422 --> 00:04:18,759 - Somebody's gotta take Liam. - Uh, I got a calculus test. 59 00:04:19,301 --> 00:04:20,552 I'm working after school. 60 00:04:23,889 --> 00:04:25,766 Show-and-tell? 61 00:04:26,767 --> 00:04:30,020 Show them the birthmark on his back. It looks like Latvia. 62 00:04:40,238 --> 00:04:42,908 Hey, that's my fucking bike! 63 00:04:59,257 --> 00:05:01,635 - Woman: No candi again? - Bobby's got a bail hearing. 64 00:05:01,802 --> 00:05:04,638 That kid's gonna be the death of her. What is it this time? 65 00:05:04,805 --> 00:05:07,140 Tried tagging a cop car with the cop still in it. 66 00:05:07,307 --> 00:05:09,476 - What? - Who's got the jumbo dog? 67 00:05:09,643 --> 00:05:11,269 How'd you know? 68 00:05:11,436 --> 00:05:13,688 X-ray vision. 69 00:05:14,731 --> 00:05:16,900 Hey, would you tap that ass? 70 00:05:17,067 --> 00:05:21,696 Once, if I double bagged it. Project girls don't abort. 71 00:05:41,508 --> 00:05:44,135 Hi. I'm here to help Karen study for her midterm. 72 00:05:45,220 --> 00:05:47,055 Okay. 73 00:05:47,222 --> 00:05:49,182 You'll have to take your shoes off. 74 00:05:50,141 --> 00:05:53,854 - What? - I'll get you a plastic bag. 75 00:06:00,902 --> 00:06:02,612 Here you go. 76 00:06:03,113 --> 00:06:06,408 Karen: She's got this thing about people bringing dirt in the house. 77 00:06:06,741 --> 00:06:09,828 - Melissomophobia. - Oh, right. 78 00:06:09,995 --> 00:06:12,998 Man: I like that with the candle. Woman: Yeah. 79 00:06:13,164 --> 00:06:19,129 Okay, so if you remember it like this, the formula's completely visible. 80 00:06:19,504 --> 00:06:23,800 Okay. Midget naked witch is bending over... 81 00:06:23,967 --> 00:06:28,346 And she's crying because she lost one ear and she can't find it. 82 00:06:30,557 --> 00:06:32,142 How do you know all this? 83 00:06:32,309 --> 00:06:34,978 Just something I like to fool around with. 84 00:06:35,145 --> 00:06:36,271 Like a hobby? 85 00:06:37,147 --> 00:06:38,690 No, more like a plan. 86 00:06:39,149 --> 00:06:40,650 - Physics? - Yeah, yeah. 87 00:06:40,817 --> 00:06:43,695 Have you done Newton's first? I've got a great one for that. 88 00:06:43,862 --> 00:06:46,323 Everybody continues... 89 00:06:46,489 --> 00:06:52,829 In a state of rest or uniform motion... 90 00:06:52,996 --> 00:06:58,209 Unless acted upon by an external force. 91 00:07:00,962 --> 00:07:03,423 Uh, hang on. Karen, I'm... 92 00:07:06,176 --> 00:07:08,720 I'm still gonna have to charge you for this. 93 00:07:09,054 --> 00:07:10,513 Charge me? 94 00:07:10,680 --> 00:07:13,308 Yeah, this isn't charity. I get paid for tutoring. 95 00:07:14,184 --> 00:07:18,063 I know. Science just turns me on. 96 00:07:20,815 --> 00:07:22,484 Okay. 97 00:07:41,503 --> 00:07:42,963 Lip: Jesus. 98 00:07:49,302 --> 00:07:52,263 Fiona: Lip, you in there? Lip? Lip: Yup. 99 00:07:52,430 --> 00:07:54,683 - Can I borrow your deodorant? - Lip: I'm using Ian's. 100 00:07:54,849 --> 00:07:57,686 If I stick this in the wash before I go, keep an eye on it? 101 00:07:57,852 --> 00:07:59,729 - Do it tomorrow. - It stinks in here. 102 00:07:59,896 --> 00:08:01,481 Lip: Sorry, there's a shirt I need. 103 00:08:01,648 --> 00:08:04,567 Fiona. We need to go if we're gonna get a ride to the club. 104 00:08:04,734 --> 00:08:07,237 - Fiona: Five minutes. - Look at me. 105 00:08:07,404 --> 00:08:08,947 This has gotta go back tomorrow. 106 00:08:09,114 --> 00:08:11,616 - I'll put it back on later. I have a tag gun. - What? 107 00:08:11,783 --> 00:08:13,785 From when I worked at t.J. Maxx. Let's go. 108 00:08:13,952 --> 00:08:15,495 Fiona: Hot dogs downstairs. Nachos too. 109 00:08:15,662 --> 00:08:17,998 - Have fun. - Veronica: Bye, lovely. 110 00:08:48,695 --> 00:08:50,822 Ian: Hey, Veronica. 111 00:08:56,411 --> 00:08:59,122 - Hey. - Hey. 112 00:09:03,877 --> 00:09:05,397 She won't ever get enough 113 00:09:05,545 --> 00:09:07,172 once she gets a little touch 114 00:09:07,338 --> 00:09:10,467 if I had it my way you know that I'd make her say 115 00:09:18,641 --> 00:09:21,561 I said no more sailors and no more soldiers 116 00:09:21,728 --> 00:09:25,440 with your name in a heart tattooed upon their shoulders 117 00:09:25,607 --> 00:09:28,485 kisses like whiskey it gets me drunk 118 00:09:30,445 --> 00:09:32,405 in the morning with the taste of your tongue 119 00:09:33,031 --> 00:09:35,575 in the back of the car on the way to the bar 120 00:09:35,742 --> 00:09:39,954 my purse! Fuck! My purse. That bastard took my purse. 121 00:09:46,628 --> 00:09:50,006 She won't ever get enough once she gets a little touch 122 00:09:51,049 --> 00:09:54,219 shit. Hey! Hey! 123 00:09:54,385 --> 00:09:56,513 Asshole! 124 00:09:58,098 --> 00:10:00,475 Ah! Sorry. 125 00:10:00,642 --> 00:10:02,644 That was fucking incredible. 126 00:10:02,852 --> 00:10:06,689 Truly, honestly, one of the most heroic things I've ever seen. Did you see him? 127 00:10:06,856 --> 00:10:09,818 - Yeah. - Stupid, but, man, heroic. 128 00:10:09,984 --> 00:10:11,986 Steve. My name is Steve. 129 00:10:12,153 --> 00:10:15,698 Uh, I was gonna offer to buy you a drink anyway. 130 00:10:15,865 --> 00:10:17,909 Veronica: Oh. She'll take a drink. 131 00:10:19,494 --> 00:10:22,372 - Hey, where do you think you're going? - Are you serious? 132 00:10:22,539 --> 00:10:24,916 - Where's his stamp? - Can you believe this joker? 133 00:10:25,083 --> 00:10:27,585 If you were doing your job, he wouldn't have had to. 134 00:10:27,752 --> 00:10:30,463 - No stamp, no re-entry. - Is he for real? 135 00:10:31,297 --> 00:10:33,383 Fat prick. 136 00:10:34,008 --> 00:10:36,094 - Fine. You're all barred. - For what? 137 00:10:36,761 --> 00:10:38,221 - Drugs. - What? 138 00:10:38,388 --> 00:10:40,431 He probably let him get away, he knows him. 139 00:10:40,598 --> 00:10:42,934 - Shut up, skank. - Watch your mouth. 140 00:10:43,101 --> 00:10:47,063 - Or you're gonna do what? - Fiona: Okay, forget it. Please, forget it. 141 00:10:47,230 --> 00:10:51,442 Okay, come on. Let's get a cab. Thank you. Come on. 142 00:11:01,327 --> 00:11:03,204 Woman: Oh, shit! 143 00:11:06,916 --> 00:11:09,127 Driver: Hey, watch it! 144 00:11:09,836 --> 00:11:11,254 Veronica: Hey, fucker! 145 00:11:13,381 --> 00:11:15,508 You motherfucker! 146 00:11:31,774 --> 00:11:33,026 Got a Hummer today. 147 00:11:34,986 --> 00:11:36,654 What's the law on sex with pets? 148 00:11:37,947 --> 00:11:39,365 From Karen Jackson. 149 00:11:40,700 --> 00:11:42,118 - No way. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. 150 00:11:42,285 --> 00:11:45,288 She got a c in physics, needed a b. 151 00:11:48,166 --> 00:11:51,461 Yeah, you wouldn't have waited this long to tell me. 152 00:11:51,878 --> 00:11:53,004 Oh, five hours. 153 00:11:53,171 --> 00:11:56,841 - Okay, you're full of shit. - Fuck you. 154 00:11:59,677 --> 00:12:01,221 You ever have a knob-job? 155 00:12:02,972 --> 00:12:05,808 Once or twice. Lip: Ah. Wow. 156 00:12:07,143 --> 00:12:09,687 I didn't hear you rushing to tell me. 157 00:12:09,854 --> 00:12:11,648 Yeah, well... 158 00:12:12,815 --> 00:12:17,362 I mean, I thought we tell each other everything. 159 00:12:22,742 --> 00:12:24,494 Unless... 160 00:12:29,582 --> 00:12:32,210 You got sucked off by a guy. 161 00:12:35,588 --> 00:12:37,298 For instance. 162 00:12:37,507 --> 00:12:40,927 Veronica: No way, lake forest? Lake forest is not Chicago. 163 00:12:43,054 --> 00:12:44,389 Fiona: I'm not kidding, Steve. 164 00:12:44,555 --> 00:12:48,142 You are dead if he ever lays eyes on you. And I mean dead. 165 00:12:48,309 --> 00:12:52,355 I nearly peed myself when you hit him. Well, I did a little. 166 00:12:54,565 --> 00:12:55,608 Hey. Lip: Hi. 167 00:12:55,775 --> 00:12:57,026 How many of you live here? 168 00:12:57,193 --> 00:13:00,113 Not me, I'm one down. But the guy next door died in march... 169 00:13:00,280 --> 00:13:02,615 Which technically makes us next-door neighbors. 170 00:13:02,782 --> 00:13:04,382 - You're a nurse? - Veronica: Used to be. 171 00:13:04,409 --> 00:13:05,493 Lying bitch. 172 00:13:05,660 --> 00:13:07,495 She worked housekeeping at cook county. 173 00:13:07,662 --> 00:13:09,462 - Bedpans and shit sheets. - Veronica: Fine... 174 00:13:09,622 --> 00:13:12,083 But I was offered a place in the nursing school. 175 00:13:12,250 --> 00:13:13,918 Fine, but it never happened. 176 00:13:14,085 --> 00:13:16,879 They fired her for selling medical supplies on eBay. 177 00:13:17,046 --> 00:13:19,048 - Shut up. We don't even know him. - Steve. 178 00:13:19,674 --> 00:13:22,051 - Carl. - Lip. 179 00:13:22,218 --> 00:13:24,554 - Debbie. - How you doing, Debbie? 180 00:13:24,721 --> 00:13:27,432 - Nice watch. - Thanks. Panerai. 181 00:13:27,598 --> 00:13:29,767 What'd that set you back about, six bills? 182 00:13:31,144 --> 00:13:34,355 Plus Ian. Steve: Hey. 183 00:13:35,481 --> 00:13:38,776 - Hey, Debbie, why do they call him lip? - His real name's Phillip. 184 00:13:38,943 --> 00:13:42,613 Yo, Veronica. You got my keys? 185 00:13:43,197 --> 00:13:45,700 - What's going on here? - This is Steve. 186 00:13:45,867 --> 00:13:48,328 Decked the bouncer at purgatory to defend my honor. 187 00:13:48,828 --> 00:13:50,830 - My honor. - Yeah? Which bouncer? 188 00:13:51,247 --> 00:13:53,333 Jimmy Clifton. 189 00:13:53,708 --> 00:13:57,503 Jimmy cl...? Well, Jesus, man, put it there. Respect. 190 00:13:57,670 --> 00:13:59,964 Guy just stands there. Doesn't really do any... 191 00:14:00,131 --> 00:14:04,302 Yeah, you'll be his third conviction. Third or fourth. Fourth, yeah. 192 00:14:04,469 --> 00:14:05,803 After that much practice... 193 00:14:05,970 --> 00:14:08,806 You'd think the man would have manslaughter down by now. 194 00:14:08,973 --> 00:14:11,434 No more fuck-ups like leaving his dad breathing. 195 00:14:11,601 --> 00:14:13,019 His dad? Kevin: Yeah. 196 00:14:13,186 --> 00:14:17,774 Five years over an '87 monte Carlo with 200,000 miles on the odometer. 197 00:14:17,940 --> 00:14:19,817 A fucking monte Carlo. 198 00:14:19,984 --> 00:14:22,904 - Okay, time for bed. Up the wooden hill. - Carl: It's not even midnight. 199 00:14:23,071 --> 00:14:24,351 - Debbie: Oh, man. - Come on, go. 200 00:14:24,447 --> 00:14:25,531 Already? Lip: Shut up. 201 00:14:25,698 --> 00:14:28,326 Move, move, move. Come on. 202 00:14:28,493 --> 00:14:33,539 Yeah, let me just take one last look at you while you're still alive. Ha-ha! 203 00:14:33,748 --> 00:14:34,999 Here. 204 00:14:40,713 --> 00:14:44,592 - What, that's his? - Yeah. Well, company car. 205 00:14:44,759 --> 00:14:46,844 What kind of company? 206 00:14:47,136 --> 00:14:48,346 Internet startup. 207 00:14:50,973 --> 00:14:53,017 Earning what? 208 00:14:53,226 --> 00:14:54,644 A couple mil a year. 209 00:14:55,269 --> 00:14:56,646 High school dropout. 210 00:14:56,813 --> 00:14:59,440 Got a job as a janitor in this small tech firm... 211 00:14:59,649 --> 00:15:03,486 Within a year, he owned it. Made his first billion by 20. 212 00:15:03,653 --> 00:15:06,155 Two jets, controlling interest in the red wings... 213 00:15:06,322 --> 00:15:11,077 10,000 employees kissing his ass. "Yes, boss. No, boss." 214 00:15:11,244 --> 00:15:14,205 Why shouldn't he ride around in style? 215 00:15:19,168 --> 00:15:21,421 Oh, you just made that up. 216 00:15:22,839 --> 00:15:24,882 What...? Why do you do that? 217 00:15:25,049 --> 00:15:27,718 - Your face. - How is that funny? It's not even funny. 218 00:15:27,885 --> 00:15:31,180 How the fuck would I know how much he earns, you twisted dumb prick? 219 00:15:31,347 --> 00:15:35,059 - I'm not a dumb prick. - Kevin, I just met the guy an hour ago. 220 00:15:35,226 --> 00:15:36,477 Take back "dumb prick." 221 00:15:36,686 --> 00:15:39,856 Hi, nice to meet you, I'm Veronica. What's your pre-tax income? 222 00:15:40,022 --> 00:15:43,234 You sure didn't mind watching him take his shirt off now, did you? 223 00:15:43,401 --> 00:15:46,320 Not one bit. In fact, if you hadn't walked in... 224 00:15:46,487 --> 00:15:49,699 Fiona and I were gonna knock him down and tag-team him. 225 00:15:49,866 --> 00:15:52,618 Now I guess I'm stuck with you. 226 00:15:54,829 --> 00:15:56,539 The Fiona tag team, is that an option? 227 00:15:58,958 --> 00:16:01,210 Because, you know, you could throw that... 228 00:16:01,377 --> 00:16:04,422 - Veronica: Anytime you like it too. - I'll do it, all right. 229 00:16:11,721 --> 00:16:14,390 All quiet up the wooden hill? 230 00:16:15,266 --> 00:16:17,226 As quiet as it ever gets. 231 00:16:17,852 --> 00:16:20,480 Straight answer, if I hadn't busted my skull for you... 232 00:16:20,646 --> 00:16:22,440 Would you have looked at me twice? 233 00:16:22,607 --> 00:16:24,233 Who's saying that I looked twice? 234 00:16:24,400 --> 00:16:26,736 Oh, you did, then? 235 00:16:31,574 --> 00:16:33,618 - What? - We can't. 236 00:16:39,373 --> 00:16:41,334 Ninety percent of the world's problems... 237 00:16:41,501 --> 00:16:44,045 Are caused by tiny words that come in pairs. 238 00:16:44,253 --> 00:16:48,466 I mean, we're healthy and we're happy, but when people ask, we say: 239 00:16:53,179 --> 00:16:55,598 You know, the first time that I saw you dancing... 240 00:16:55,765 --> 00:17:01,979 About a month back at crobar, I was desperate to buy you a drink. 241 00:17:02,813 --> 00:17:05,525 You know, normally I'm shy, so I told myself: 242 00:17:05,691 --> 00:17:12,240 "I can't. She won't. We wouldn't." 243 00:17:12,406 --> 00:17:15,952 And then tonight, I see you there again. 244 00:17:16,202 --> 00:17:20,581 All the indications being that I'm getting a second chance... 245 00:17:20,790 --> 00:17:22,833 To make a good impression. 246 00:17:23,000 --> 00:17:26,629 Tell me to stop and I'll stop. 247 00:17:38,182 --> 00:17:39,850 Slower, slower, slower. 248 00:17:40,017 --> 00:17:41,519 Slower. 249 00:17:46,440 --> 00:17:50,027 Slower. Slower. 250 00:18:27,315 --> 00:18:31,444 - Ah! Ow, ow, ow! - Almost. Almost. 251 00:18:35,031 --> 00:18:37,950 - Tony: Fiona? - Shit, shit, shit. 252 00:18:39,577 --> 00:18:42,622 Tony: Fiona. Fiona: Fuck. 253 00:18:43,372 --> 00:18:45,124 Shit. 254 00:18:46,959 --> 00:18:48,544 Tony: Fiona, are you home? 255 00:18:56,260 --> 00:18:57,386 Is Fiona in? 256 00:18:58,262 --> 00:19:00,306 She's upstairs. 257 00:19:05,561 --> 00:19:06,687 I'll go get her. 258 00:19:09,732 --> 00:19:12,693 - Oh! - Yeah, cops looking for you. 259 00:19:12,902 --> 00:19:14,987 Stay here. 260 00:19:20,660 --> 00:19:22,703 Debbie: Liam. Liam. 261 00:19:22,912 --> 00:19:26,540 Frank: You... you think you can't be... 262 00:19:26,707 --> 00:19:31,921 You think little guys can't be fucking faulting you... 263 00:19:32,088 --> 00:19:34,882 I wouldn't put him near a carpet till his pants dry a bit. 264 00:19:35,049 --> 00:19:36,425 Thanks, Tony. Frank: Nice. 265 00:19:36,592 --> 00:19:38,511 Tony: See you, Fiona. 266 00:19:41,347 --> 00:19:42,431 Who the hell is that? 267 00:19:44,266 --> 00:19:46,268 My dad. 268 00:19:54,318 --> 00:19:56,654 Steve: You just leave him there all night? 269 00:19:56,862 --> 00:19:59,448 He's never there when I get up. 270 00:20:03,327 --> 00:20:06,789 So who's the little guy? Liam? 271 00:20:08,374 --> 00:20:10,584 Liam's my brother. 272 00:20:24,390 --> 00:20:25,683 Fuck. 273 00:21:08,768 --> 00:21:10,561 Rita. 274 00:21:11,395 --> 00:21:15,649 Anne's school called, she's sick. Everything up to 204 is clean. 275 00:21:15,816 --> 00:21:18,402 - I should be back in a couple hours. - Raul won't care? 276 00:21:18,569 --> 00:21:21,197 He smoked his lunch again. He won't even know. 277 00:21:21,363 --> 00:21:23,699 I'm making tamales tonight. I'll drop off a dozen. 278 00:21:23,866 --> 00:21:24,909 Okay. 279 00:21:26,285 --> 00:21:29,038 - And take all the toilet paper you need. - Okay. 280 00:21:29,622 --> 00:21:34,794 You ready, big man? Let's do it. Come on, here we go. 281 00:21:41,425 --> 00:21:45,971 Kevin, did you miss me, clear? A beer and a bump, and... 282 00:21:46,138 --> 00:21:48,849 Billy, you having one? Have one. 283 00:21:50,643 --> 00:21:52,478 Go away, frank. 284 00:21:52,645 --> 00:21:56,565 A pen, Mr. Beerkeep. It is disability day. 285 00:21:56,732 --> 00:21:58,818 Disability people haven't caught up with you yet? 286 00:21:58,984 --> 00:22:02,863 I thought they had some guy following you around with a camera. 287 00:22:03,072 --> 00:22:06,075 They can follow me around all they want to... 288 00:22:06,242 --> 00:22:11,080 But they have to actually catch me doing something. 289 00:22:14,083 --> 00:22:17,586 - What's with the crowd? - Layoff at the Chrysler plant. 290 00:22:17,753 --> 00:22:20,923 You see? That's the problem with working. 291 00:22:21,090 --> 00:22:25,010 Too much instability. Stress. 292 00:22:29,431 --> 00:22:30,891 What the fuck is this? 293 00:22:31,100 --> 00:22:33,894 What's left, after I settled out last month's bar tab. 294 00:22:34,061 --> 00:22:35,437 Ohh... 295 00:22:36,146 --> 00:22:38,691 Better start a new one, then. Oh! 296 00:22:39,108 --> 00:22:41,944 And a round for all my friends from the uaw. 297 00:22:42,111 --> 00:22:43,195 Woman: Yeah. 298 00:22:45,114 --> 00:22:47,199 Wow, really? 299 00:22:47,366 --> 00:22:48,617 Fuck, no. 300 00:23:11,307 --> 00:23:12,933 Steve: 301 00:23:13,976 --> 00:23:16,228 Wondering what your schedule's like on Friday. 302 00:23:17,229 --> 00:23:20,274 Uh, I've got a party. 303 00:23:20,441 --> 00:23:22,776 - Want a chaperone? - You're not eligible. 304 00:23:22,943 --> 00:23:24,361 Right. Chick thing? 305 00:23:26,530 --> 00:23:30,200 - You're not that desperate. - Wanting to see you again's desperate? 306 00:23:30,367 --> 00:23:32,870 No, feeling like you have to, that's desperate. 307 00:23:33,037 --> 00:23:35,205 Come on. You can get laid anywhere. 308 00:23:35,915 --> 00:23:39,710 - Oh, so I'm only here for a fuck? - Never crossed your mind? 309 00:23:40,169 --> 00:23:42,588 Just when you think you've collared your dream girl... 310 00:23:42,755 --> 00:23:46,175 Her incontinent, alcoholic father appears, wrecks everything... 311 00:23:46,342 --> 00:23:47,551 And she's blaming you? 312 00:23:47,718 --> 00:23:51,805 Your dream girl? We had drunken sex on my kitchen floor. 313 00:23:51,972 --> 00:23:55,100 Quit pretending you don't even know me. You weren't that drunk. 314 00:23:56,226 --> 00:23:59,438 - Hey, it's Phillip. - Hey, it's dead man walking. 315 00:23:59,605 --> 00:24:01,357 Jimmy Clifton called today looking for you. 316 00:24:01,523 --> 00:24:03,943 - Steve: No school? - Nah, I got some teeth pulled today. 317 00:24:04,109 --> 00:24:05,694 - Wisdom teeth? - Sugar rot. 318 00:24:05,861 --> 00:24:09,031 Ah. Little-known fact: Don't just chew your food on one side. 319 00:24:09,198 --> 00:24:12,368 It can buckle yourjaw which will buckle your hips and affect your posture. 320 00:24:12,534 --> 00:24:13,814 - That's a fact? - Skeletal fact. 321 00:24:13,869 --> 00:24:15,245 Lip. 322 00:24:15,412 --> 00:24:16,497 Fuck off. 323 00:24:16,705 --> 00:24:19,875 Hey, talk out of your ass with that much conviction... 324 00:24:20,042 --> 00:24:25,381 You end up needing a much bigger toothbrush. That's an anal fact. 325 00:24:30,219 --> 00:24:34,765 Listen, thank you for trying to get my purse back and stuff. 326 00:24:35,265 --> 00:24:37,559 - Stuff? - I'm not looking. 327 00:24:37,977 --> 00:24:40,229 Not right now. 328 00:24:43,065 --> 00:24:47,444 Okay. Is it all right if I leave my number for when you might be? 329 00:24:50,739 --> 00:24:51,779 Lip: Relax, okay? Ian: No. 330 00:24:51,907 --> 00:24:55,160 - No, no, no. You're gonna like it. - What am I even gonna say? 331 00:24:55,327 --> 00:24:57,746 You just gotta keep talking about science. 332 00:24:57,913 --> 00:24:59,665 I don't know anything about science. 333 00:24:59,832 --> 00:25:02,793 Okay, so just read from the table of elements. 334 00:25:02,960 --> 00:25:05,754 Cerium, erbium, praseodymium. 335 00:25:12,386 --> 00:25:14,388 - Mrs. Jackson. - Ohh! 336 00:25:14,555 --> 00:25:19,893 Karen is thrilled with you. She got an a on her physics midterm. 337 00:25:20,060 --> 00:25:23,814 Karen. Honey, your little helper is here. 338 00:25:23,981 --> 00:25:26,191 - This is my brother, Ian. - Um... 339 00:25:26,525 --> 00:25:29,737 I'm out of plastic bags. Why don't you leave your shoes out here... 340 00:25:29,903 --> 00:25:32,114 - Where they can breathe? - Sure. 341 00:25:35,409 --> 00:25:40,539 Ian: Erbium, cerium, praseodymium, magnesium... 342 00:25:40,706 --> 00:25:44,752 You kids want some homemade lime chicken chimichangas? 343 00:25:44,918 --> 00:25:47,588 - No, thanks, Sheila. I think we're fine. - No? All right. 344 00:25:48,297 --> 00:25:52,801 Praseodymium, uh, magnesium, sulfur... 345 00:25:52,968 --> 00:25:55,804 Eddie: All right. I'm off to work. 346 00:25:56,472 --> 00:25:58,182 Oh, hey, fellas. 347 00:25:58,348 --> 00:26:00,017 Where's Karen? 348 00:26:00,184 --> 00:26:01,226 Her room, I think. 349 00:26:01,393 --> 00:26:05,064 Google earth for a GPS reference on where Isaac Newton was born. 350 00:26:06,440 --> 00:26:09,193 Sheila: Guess what I made for your lunch. 351 00:26:09,443 --> 00:26:12,905 - Cornish game hen with Asian pear? - No. 352 00:26:13,072 --> 00:26:17,451 - Wild salmon with baby carrots? - No. 353 00:26:17,659 --> 00:26:20,621 Kiss and I'll tell. 354 00:26:21,497 --> 00:26:24,500 I'll find out what I got when I open the damn box, all right? 355 00:26:41,975 --> 00:26:45,854 I'm late, Karen, honey. I guess I'll see you in the morning. 356 00:26:49,608 --> 00:26:51,777 What's she hiding for? 357 00:26:54,279 --> 00:26:56,573 What are you hiding for? 358 00:26:58,867 --> 00:27:00,119 Oh, sweet Jesus. 359 00:27:24,393 --> 00:27:27,146 It's just a study group. 360 00:27:27,312 --> 00:27:29,898 Oh, honey. 361 00:27:30,399 --> 00:27:31,525 He caught lip. 362 00:27:36,155 --> 00:27:39,491 The further you run, the more I will kill you! 363 00:27:52,254 --> 00:27:54,047 Really? An old lady on the train? 364 00:27:54,214 --> 00:27:56,592 Oh, yeah, the doors were closing on her Walker. 365 00:27:56,758 --> 00:27:58,518 Lip barely got his foot in in time to stop... 366 00:27:58,677 --> 00:28:00,179 Ow! Jesus, Fiona. 367 00:28:00,345 --> 00:28:02,681 I can't remember whether that's good or bad. 368 00:28:02,848 --> 00:28:05,642 More likely you jumped the turnstiles and he twisted it... 369 00:28:05,809 --> 00:28:09,229 - Trying to outrun the transit cops. - No. Always elevate extremities. 370 00:28:09,438 --> 00:28:11,481 Move before you give him a fucking embolism. 371 00:28:11,648 --> 00:28:13,650 - You okay, lip? - Please, don't touch it. 372 00:28:13,817 --> 00:28:16,028 Okay. Wiggle your toes. 373 00:28:17,404 --> 00:28:19,656 Go to my house, top of the freezer. Two ice packs. 374 00:28:19,823 --> 00:28:23,702 Second cupboard above the sink, liquid ibuprofen, freeze spray, ace bandages. 375 00:28:23,869 --> 00:28:25,078 Should we get it x-rayed? 376 00:28:25,245 --> 00:28:28,582 No, you'll be in the er forever. For what? "Sub-metatarsal hematoma." 377 00:28:28,749 --> 00:28:31,293 Tell us something we didn't know five hours ago. 378 00:28:31,460 --> 00:28:33,128 - My bedroom, top of the TV. - Yeah? 379 00:28:33,295 --> 00:28:35,464 Pack of smokes and the lighter. Okay. 380 00:28:36,965 --> 00:28:41,595 Lip: Shit. I'm not here. I'm not here. Ian: You don't know us, Fiona. 381 00:28:41,762 --> 00:28:46,016 Oh, what have you done? What have you done? 382 00:28:54,733 --> 00:28:57,611 Can I get it through here or is it better around the back? 383 00:28:58,028 --> 00:28:59,196 Samsung washer. 384 00:29:00,113 --> 00:29:01,907 It's not me. 385 00:29:02,074 --> 00:29:05,452 - Gallagher, number 2119? - Yeah, but that's not ours. 386 00:29:05,619 --> 00:29:08,580 Well, it's paid for. You want me to hook it up or not? 387 00:29:24,596 --> 00:29:26,431 Kevin: Where you going with those? 388 00:29:28,183 --> 00:29:31,520 - Veronica wants them. - Well, give me one. 389 00:29:58,046 --> 00:30:00,549 Oh, oh everybody say oh, oh 390 00:30:04,386 --> 00:30:10,434 got it? Okay. Ice and advil. And keep your weight off of it. 391 00:30:11,351 --> 00:30:15,063 - I thought you were broke. - That's what I said. 392 00:30:15,439 --> 00:30:16,982 These were in the washer. 393 00:30:19,109 --> 00:30:22,112 - "Steve"? No. - Yeah. Uh-huh. 394 00:30:22,279 --> 00:30:25,115 - Who's Steve? - The other night. 395 00:30:25,282 --> 00:30:28,201 - No. - I know. 396 00:30:32,789 --> 00:30:37,294 Fifteen years. Fifteen years. I've done everything in my control. 397 00:30:37,461 --> 00:30:41,298 What did I say? What did I tell you? Sow and thou shall reap. 398 00:30:41,465 --> 00:30:43,925 She didn't reap this from me, I'll tell you that. 399 00:30:44,092 --> 00:30:47,262 Reap what? What are you reaping now? 400 00:30:47,429 --> 00:30:52,601 Eddie, Eddie, Eddie. Whatever it is, I'll try. I'll really try. 401 00:30:52,768 --> 00:30:57,481 Mom, don't beg him. If he can do this, then the bastard's not worth it! 402 00:30:57,647 --> 00:31:00,317 Hey, you honor thy father. 403 00:31:00,484 --> 00:31:01,777 Get fucked! 404 00:31:01,943 --> 00:31:04,863 Don't try blaming me for this. 405 00:31:05,405 --> 00:31:07,824 You're your own worst enemy, you two. 406 00:31:07,991 --> 00:31:13,372 They say bad things happen in three. They don't. Twos. You two. 407 00:31:14,623 --> 00:31:16,958 Insane. 408 00:31:27,052 --> 00:31:29,212 - Steve: Hello? - How much you pay for it? 409 00:31:29,304 --> 00:31:31,473 I'm not telling you that. It's a gift. 410 00:31:31,640 --> 00:31:34,476 So you'd remember the phone number, which obviously worked. 411 00:31:34,643 --> 00:31:36,853 Your washer's in the yard. We don't need it. 412 00:31:37,020 --> 00:31:39,606 So you gotta come pick it up before it starts rusting. 413 00:31:39,773 --> 00:31:40,816 Oh, is it? 414 00:31:43,860 --> 00:31:45,028 Did the guy connect it? 415 00:31:48,532 --> 00:31:50,992 - It's working okay? - It's not my favorite color. 416 00:31:51,493 --> 00:31:53,495 Oh, so you've tried it. 417 00:32:08,760 --> 00:32:10,846 Let me smell your breath. 418 00:32:12,347 --> 00:32:13,390 - Pork rinds? - No. 419 00:32:13,974 --> 00:32:15,225 - Those are mine. - See? 420 00:32:15,392 --> 00:32:17,561 And since when do pork rinds come from a pig? 421 00:32:17,727 --> 00:32:20,856 Ian, I sign your check. What's bad for him is really bad for you. 422 00:32:21,022 --> 00:32:22,816 If you start lying for him... 423 00:32:22,983 --> 00:32:25,986 They're just corn chips with fake hair. Fake corn, even. 424 00:32:26,194 --> 00:32:29,156 Get yourself to that mosque so your dad stops blaming me... 425 00:32:29,322 --> 00:32:32,492 For the fact that we're going to hell, and talk to your mother. 426 00:32:32,701 --> 00:32:35,412 She won't talk to me. I can't force her to take her meds. 427 00:32:35,579 --> 00:32:38,206 I don't want the cops dragging me out of bed at 4 am... 428 00:32:38,373 --> 00:32:41,293 Because she's yelling that the CIA is stealing her trash. 429 00:32:41,460 --> 00:32:42,919 But that happened, didn't it? 430 00:32:44,337 --> 00:32:46,339 Once, four years ago, yes. 431 00:32:46,506 --> 00:32:50,093 But now she's locked in the basement making a helmet out of tinfoil. 432 00:32:50,260 --> 00:32:53,930 Enough's enough. Boys, let's go. Get in the car. I have to take the boys... 433 00:32:54,097 --> 00:32:57,309 To cub scouts at the mosque before all the carpets are taken. 434 00:32:57,476 --> 00:32:59,978 She's your mother, get her to take her thorazine. 435 00:33:00,145 --> 00:33:03,565 No. Boys, no candy. Come on, let's go. We're gonna be late. Go, go, go. 436 00:33:03,732 --> 00:33:04,774 No more. 437 00:33:06,234 --> 00:33:08,487 Come. We're gonna be late. Hurry up. 438 00:33:41,937 --> 00:33:47,025 Just tell me you didn't go and get some girl pregnant. 439 00:33:47,484 --> 00:33:49,444 No worries. 440 00:33:50,779 --> 00:33:52,614 He hates me. 441 00:33:53,365 --> 00:33:56,535 You just look more like mom than any of the rest of us. 442 00:33:56,701 --> 00:33:57,827 You probably scare him. 443 00:33:58,453 --> 00:34:00,247 - Oh, yeah? - Yeah. 444 00:34:00,413 --> 00:34:01,665 He ain't seen nothing yet. 445 00:34:03,917 --> 00:34:06,878 - He give you money for the field trip? - I'll pay my own way. 446 00:34:08,338 --> 00:34:10,298 No, you won't. 447 00:34:25,981 --> 00:34:29,109 You must get sick of having to think for everybody. 448 00:34:29,359 --> 00:34:32,862 At least I can. Proves I'm wanted. 449 00:34:34,531 --> 00:34:36,324 Jesus, Fiona. 450 00:34:36,491 --> 00:34:40,829 If all you want is to be needed, then congratulations. 451 00:34:40,996 --> 00:34:44,666 You got yourself a job for life with this joker. 452 00:35:09,399 --> 00:35:12,485 Hey, get up. 453 00:35:14,070 --> 00:35:16,865 Dad, get up. 454 00:35:17,073 --> 00:35:18,992 Get up! 455 00:35:38,511 --> 00:35:40,930 "Good job, Fiona. 456 00:35:41,181 --> 00:35:44,017 I don't know how I could do this without you. 457 00:35:44,184 --> 00:35:46,895 Thanks for all your hard work." 458 00:35:50,190 --> 00:35:52,400 You're welcome, dad. 459 00:35:54,903 --> 00:35:55,987 My pleasure. 460 00:36:34,275 --> 00:36:36,569 Good night, daddy. 461 00:36:50,083 --> 00:36:51,209 Steve: Hello? 462 00:36:51,376 --> 00:36:53,503 If that wasn't bullshit, what was I wearing? 463 00:36:53,670 --> 00:36:55,755 First time you saw me, if that wasn't a lie. 464 00:36:57,215 --> 00:37:01,511 Black top with gold trim, black shiny jeans... 465 00:37:01,678 --> 00:37:04,389 Thin shoes, straps. 466 00:37:05,640 --> 00:37:07,475 Sandals. 467 00:37:07,642 --> 00:37:09,894 With your hair pinned high. 468 00:37:11,604 --> 00:37:14,190 Dangly gold earrings that made me smile. 469 00:37:17,986 --> 00:37:20,822 A big watch, too big... 470 00:37:20,989 --> 00:37:23,366 So it slid up your arm, but it looked great. 471 00:37:23,825 --> 00:37:29,998 And you were dancing next to a red-haired girl in a green dress. 472 00:37:36,671 --> 00:37:39,758 Yeah, yeah, yeah, Jenna. It was Jenna's birthday. 473 00:37:39,924 --> 00:37:43,762 So you were watching her, who's a lot better looking than me. 474 00:37:44,387 --> 00:37:48,099 - You think so? Really? - How come you're not stalking Jenna? 475 00:37:48,266 --> 00:37:51,102 Because you think like that and Jenna doesn't. 476 00:37:51,269 --> 00:37:52,687 Jenna dances for an audience. 477 00:37:52,854 --> 00:37:55,857 You dance like there's no one else in the room. 478 00:37:57,776 --> 00:37:59,319 Your life's not simple, Fiona... 479 00:37:59,527 --> 00:38:02,447 And you can't stop it from showing because you're no fake. 480 00:38:02,614 --> 00:38:05,033 You're not lost. You don't need finding. 481 00:38:05,533 --> 00:38:08,161 This whole city belongs to the Jennas, I'm sick of them. 482 00:38:08,620 --> 00:38:11,706 I swear, Fiona, you're nothing like anyone I've ever met. 483 00:38:11,873 --> 00:38:16,044 You make me want to enjoy my life again. 484 00:38:17,086 --> 00:38:19,047 Are you there? 485 00:38:21,549 --> 00:38:23,551 Fiona? 486 00:39:44,132 --> 00:39:46,217 Steve: Whoa, whoa, whoa, wait. 487 00:39:46,509 --> 00:39:48,845 What have I ever done to anybody, never mind you... 488 00:39:49,012 --> 00:39:51,306 That made me look unreliable? Unreliable? 489 00:39:51,472 --> 00:39:53,808 People like you are used to getting your own way. 490 00:39:53,975 --> 00:39:56,477 And by "people like me" you mean people like what? 491 00:39:59,355 --> 00:40:04,027 Okay, wait. All right. Yes, no. All you gotta do is agree or disagree. 492 00:40:04,736 --> 00:40:06,821 "He thinks the sun shines out of his own ass." 493 00:40:07,488 --> 00:40:09,282 - Agree or disagree? - Agree. 494 00:40:09,991 --> 00:40:11,951 "He's overly generous and that bugs me." 495 00:40:13,870 --> 00:40:15,914 - Agree. - "Because I'm not used to get..." 496 00:40:16,080 --> 00:40:17,123 Actually, very agree. 497 00:40:17,290 --> 00:40:20,501 "Because I'm not used to getting spoiled." 498 00:40:20,668 --> 00:40:25,131 "Okay, so I lose respect for guys like Steve, because people unlike Steve... 499 00:40:25,298 --> 00:40:28,968 Or people diametrically opposite to Steve have always let me down. 500 00:40:29,594 --> 00:40:32,597 So deciding he's overeducated and has more money than sense... 501 00:40:32,764 --> 00:40:35,683 Is somehow more socially acceptable than asking myself, for instance: 502 00:40:35,850 --> 00:40:38,770 'Why do the men I always date treat me like shit?"' 503 00:40:40,855 --> 00:40:42,732 - fuck you. - It's a question. 504 00:40:42,899 --> 00:40:44,651 Fuck you. 505 00:40:44,817 --> 00:40:46,819 Either-or. 506 00:40:49,864 --> 00:40:51,866 - Agree. - "He's had an easy life." 507 00:40:52,033 --> 00:40:53,618 - Definitely. - You prefer a guy... 508 00:40:53,785 --> 00:40:56,037 - Who's been around the block. - What if I do? 509 00:40:56,204 --> 00:40:59,248 Say, d-block of a maximum-security prison? 510 00:40:59,415 --> 00:41:02,877 - If he knew how to have fun, sure. - Fiona, I can't help my upbringing. 511 00:41:03,044 --> 00:41:05,213 How come it's me having to apologize for mine? 512 00:41:05,380 --> 00:41:06,881 Who's asking you to? 513 00:41:07,465 --> 00:41:09,759 We finished here, guys? 514 00:41:09,926 --> 00:41:11,386 We're working on it. 515 00:41:13,513 --> 00:41:16,599 You wanna wait outside while I pay the bill? 516 00:41:17,642 --> 00:41:18,726 Sure. 517 00:41:23,022 --> 00:41:24,524 - He's on break? - Any second now. 518 00:41:24,732 --> 00:41:26,275 All right. 519 00:41:48,840 --> 00:41:50,967 - Steve: Good evening, sir. - Thanks. 520 00:42:09,277 --> 00:42:11,404 Steve: I don't buy and sell cars. 521 00:42:11,571 --> 00:42:15,825 I just sell them. But the cars I sell are mainly not mine. 522 00:42:20,788 --> 00:42:22,290 Still looking for fun, Fiona? 523 00:42:29,297 --> 00:42:30,965 Fiona: 524 00:42:58,201 --> 00:43:03,122 Mom, we have to wear our shoes. There's bits of glass on the floor. 525 00:43:05,166 --> 00:43:08,961 - Maybe lip could use a drink. - Oh, yes. 526 00:43:09,128 --> 00:43:10,421 Sorry, lip. Lip: It's okay. 527 00:43:10,588 --> 00:43:13,674 I'm a bit off today, aren't I, Karen? 528 00:43:13,841 --> 00:43:18,679 So vodka? I could do sloe comfortable screws. 529 00:43:18,846 --> 00:43:23,142 Plenty of Tequila. I think I'm out of lime. Definitely gin fizz. 530 00:43:23,351 --> 00:43:25,520 - Just a couple of cokes, mom. - And some beers? 531 00:43:25,686 --> 00:43:27,355 Beer is great, Sheila. Thanks. 532 00:43:35,279 --> 00:43:37,949 So, what if your dad comes back and sees me here? 533 00:43:38,116 --> 00:43:39,742 He won't. 534 00:43:39,909 --> 00:43:41,369 It's my fault? 535 00:43:41,536 --> 00:43:44,747 He's been looking for an excuse for months. 536 00:43:46,207 --> 00:43:48,292 What impression did you get from my brother? 537 00:43:49,961 --> 00:43:51,212 Seems nice. 538 00:43:51,379 --> 00:43:54,507 Right, but did he pitch a tent? 539 00:43:55,091 --> 00:43:57,301 - —Huh? - Did you make him hard? 540 00:43:59,679 --> 00:44:01,889 Ever try to play pool with a rope? 541 00:44:47,935 --> 00:44:50,104 Yo, Kash. 542 00:45:00,489 --> 00:45:02,700 Lip: Yo, Kash. 543 00:45:08,497 --> 00:45:11,876 Kash: All right, you stack the butter. I'll do the snacks. 544 00:45:15,046 --> 00:45:16,756 Oh, Jesus Christ, lip. 545 00:45:16,964 --> 00:45:20,092 Yeah, sorry. Sorry, Kash. I just... 546 00:45:20,259 --> 00:45:23,763 - Thanks for the tools. - Anytime, as long as I get them back. 547 00:45:23,971 --> 00:45:25,640 Right. 548 00:45:32,396 --> 00:45:34,607 You must be joking. 549 00:45:36,692 --> 00:45:38,861 What, you're fucking him? 550 00:46:09,308 --> 00:46:13,646 He bought them for you, didn't he? Those shoes. 551 00:46:14,313 --> 00:46:16,691 He's married. 552 00:46:17,191 --> 00:46:19,527 With kids. What else did he buy you, Ian? 553 00:46:22,571 --> 00:46:24,073 Now and again. 554 00:46:25,032 --> 00:46:26,993 And you're happy with that? 555 00:46:27,159 --> 00:46:29,662 What's that make you, huh? 556 00:46:29,829 --> 00:46:32,039 - Fucking kept boy, at best. - Hey. 557 00:46:37,169 --> 00:46:40,715 Listen to me, stupid. You think you know everything, but you know shit. 558 00:46:40,881 --> 00:46:43,509 Ask me what I got him, huh? Ask me. 559 00:46:43,676 --> 00:46:45,761 Cds, dozens of cds. 560 00:46:47,388 --> 00:46:49,724 Stuff he's never heard of, stuff he might like... 561 00:46:49,890 --> 00:46:52,059 Because I want him to like the things I do. 562 00:46:52,226 --> 00:46:55,563 And sox tickets for his birthday. So, what does that make you, lip? 563 00:46:55,980 --> 00:46:58,399 It makes you wrong, you fucking smart asshole. 564 00:46:59,191 --> 00:47:02,737 Now, go back to Kash and promise him that you're not gonna tell anybody... 565 00:47:02,903 --> 00:47:06,574 Because he's done nothing to be Sony for. Nothing. 566 00:47:18,419 --> 00:47:20,463 Fake Muslim... 567 00:47:20,963 --> 00:47:24,008 Cheats on white fundamentalist wife with gutless gay boy. 568 00:47:26,385 --> 00:47:30,139 Says more about white sox fans than it does for the rest of us. 569 00:47:40,232 --> 00:47:42,902 I think they're all asleep. 570 00:47:45,363 --> 00:47:46,697 Gotcha. 571 00:47:49,325 --> 00:47:53,996 - Who's been eating my porridge? - Hey, dad. This is Steve. 572 00:47:54,163 --> 00:47:57,708 Oh, no, no, no. We met before, but you weren't exactly... 573 00:48:02,797 --> 00:48:05,049 How much do you weigh? 574 00:48:05,216 --> 00:48:07,134 I don't know. 575 00:48:07,385 --> 00:48:09,637 That would fit me. 576 00:48:09,887 --> 00:48:13,307 You can just ignore him. And you, move. 577 00:48:21,357 --> 00:48:23,901 You know what? I'd better let you get to bed. 578 00:48:24,068 --> 00:48:26,445 Um, but thanks. It was nice. 579 00:48:26,654 --> 00:48:27,988 - Yeah. - Nice, right? 580 00:48:38,916 --> 00:48:41,210 Who paid for this? 581 00:48:45,506 --> 00:48:47,299 Steve: What? 582 00:48:47,466 --> 00:48:48,676 What the hell's he on? 583 00:48:49,176 --> 00:48:52,179 Uh, he thinks he bought ecstasy... 584 00:48:52,346 --> 00:48:56,267 But the only dealer he gets credit from is a schizophrenic. 585 00:48:57,560 --> 00:49:01,647 It's not a case of whether or not I agree, it's a fact. If I were a single parent... 586 00:49:01,814 --> 00:49:03,149 Aren't you a single parent? 587 00:49:03,315 --> 00:49:05,985 - "Yeah, but if I had tits..." - Yeah, but if I had tits... 588 00:49:06,193 --> 00:49:10,114 They would double the money. If you're a guy, they don't wanna fucking hear it. 589 00:49:10,281 --> 00:49:13,033 No, I get it. It's, "prove you're looking for work..." 590 00:49:13,200 --> 00:49:15,035 - He's on disability. - Yeah? For what? 591 00:49:15,202 --> 00:49:17,538 A tragedy, really. I gave my life to that company. 592 00:49:17,705 --> 00:49:20,040 Fiona: You worked there a week. Steve: What happened? 593 00:49:20,207 --> 00:49:23,294 Slaughterhouse, poultry. Dangerous work. 594 00:49:23,461 --> 00:49:26,172 Doing my job, unsuspecting, when out of nowhere... 595 00:49:26,338 --> 00:49:30,092 I am slammed in the ribs by a headless flying chicken. 596 00:49:30,718 --> 00:49:32,887 I was lucky, it almost missed me. 597 00:49:33,053 --> 00:49:35,931 And what do I get for my pain and suffering? 598 00:49:36,098 --> 00:49:41,729 Followed around by a video camera. Where's the trust, Steve? 599 00:49:41,896 --> 00:49:45,816 The sacred bond between employer and employee. 600 00:49:45,983 --> 00:49:47,651 Gone, Steve. It's gone. 601 00:49:47,818 --> 00:49:50,070 How's a guy supposed to work, hurt, with kids? 602 00:49:50,237 --> 00:49:53,199 - Hello. Thank you. Exactly. - Yeah. 603 00:49:53,365 --> 00:49:56,076 Excellent. Excellent. And her mother... 604 00:49:56,243 --> 00:49:58,162 - God rest her soul. - Dad, stop it. 605 00:49:58,329 --> 00:50:00,498 - She better be dead, that bitch. - Fiona: Cut it out! 606 00:50:00,664 --> 00:50:06,795 Four-month-old baby, 14-year-old girl just had her appendix out... 607 00:50:06,962 --> 00:50:09,882 11-year—old lip, 10-year-old Ian... 608 00:50:10,049 --> 00:50:14,553 A 7-year-old, a 5-year-old, and... ohh! 609 00:50:14,720 --> 00:50:18,807 And a dodge astro Van. 610 00:50:18,974 --> 00:50:21,393 - No. - Calypso... yes, calypso blue. 611 00:50:21,560 --> 00:50:25,606 What's the one thing that we needed? One word. One thing. 612 00:50:25,773 --> 00:50:27,608 - Sterilization? - Continuity. 613 00:50:27,775 --> 00:50:31,904 - Continuity. - Continuity. 614 00:50:33,030 --> 00:50:35,449 I... I... what could I...? 615 00:50:37,618 --> 00:50:39,411 Oh, my god, I love this part. 616 00:50:46,210 --> 00:50:49,171 "You said no strings could..." 617 00:50:49,338 --> 00:50:52,216 I... I... what could I do, Steve? 618 00:50:52,383 --> 00:50:54,218 _i__ |__ -disappear for three weeks? 619 00:50:54,385 --> 00:50:57,179 - I had a breakdown. - You went on a bender. 620 00:50:57,346 --> 00:51:00,224 Fuck off. Nervous breakdown. 621 00:51:04,186 --> 00:51:05,771 Dad. Come on, keys. 622 00:51:05,938 --> 00:51:09,900 If this is... okay. This is... sorry. 623 00:51:13,612 --> 00:51:16,782 - You got any idea what time it is? - Sorry, it's frank. He's... 624 00:51:16,949 --> 00:51:18,617 Veronica: Yo. 625 00:51:19,326 --> 00:51:22,705 - Kevin: Frank, what did I tell you? - Here we go. Neighbors of Satan. 626 00:51:22,871 --> 00:51:25,374 The day you start paying rent like the rest of us... 627 00:51:25,541 --> 00:51:29,712 You can play whatever you want, but if you're gonna bump this time of night... 628 00:51:29,878 --> 00:51:32,464 You're gonna pump out the stuff that we like. Okay? 629 00:51:34,049 --> 00:51:35,092 Ladies and gentlemen 630 00:51:35,259 --> 00:51:36,760 Fiona: Ohh! 631 00:51:47,438 --> 00:51:50,107 Veronica: Baby. Frank: What? What? What? 632 00:51:50,274 --> 00:51:52,276 Veronica: Uh, uh, uh! 633 00:51:54,361 --> 00:51:56,614 Steve: Yeah, yeah, yeah. 634 00:51:57,489 --> 00:51:59,408 That's it. 635 00:52:00,492 --> 00:52:02,911 Oh! Oh! 636 00:52:05,998 --> 00:52:09,877 Frank: Let's go! Let's go! Let's go! 637 00:52:15,049 --> 00:52:17,676 Your dad made me follow you up. 638 00:52:18,677 --> 00:52:20,262 Gave me a condom. 639 00:52:20,429 --> 00:52:22,181 He must really like you. 640 00:52:22,389 --> 00:52:25,184 He usuallyjust gives my boyfriends a dental dam. 641 00:52:29,897 --> 00:52:32,441 Liam's in here somewhere. 642 00:52:33,942 --> 00:52:35,986 Don't the kids wake up? 643 00:52:36,153 --> 00:52:37,988 Would you? 644 00:53:00,260 --> 00:53:02,471 Hey, Carl, you seen Ian? 645 00:53:02,805 --> 00:53:05,140 Gone when I woke up. 646 00:53:38,966 --> 00:53:42,761 How can that be good for you? Or—-? Or that? 647 00:53:42,970 --> 00:53:46,140 - How can that be good for you? - You know what's not funny? 648 00:53:46,598 --> 00:53:49,643 You. Ever. 649 00:53:58,902 --> 00:54:01,363 Anybody before Kash? 650 00:54:04,992 --> 00:54:08,495 - Yeah? Who? - I'm not telling you, all right? 651 00:54:09,413 --> 00:54:12,750 All right, name a single time I've let you down. 652 00:54:17,212 --> 00:54:20,215 - It was a kid at school. - Yeah? 653 00:54:20,382 --> 00:54:22,551 All right, I guess it doesn't really matter... 654 00:54:22,718 --> 00:54:26,013 Because, I mean, he's long gone now anyways, but... 655 00:54:26,513 --> 00:54:27,931 Roger spikey. 656 00:54:29,099 --> 00:54:31,143 Roger spikey? 657 00:54:31,393 --> 00:54:36,064 Fucking donkey-dick Roger spikey? The original beef-meister? 658 00:54:36,231 --> 00:54:38,442 Did he start that rumor? 659 00:54:39,151 --> 00:54:40,861 Not a rumor. 660 00:54:41,028 --> 00:54:44,448 Well, that was a bit gay. What you just did there with your eyebrows... 661 00:54:44,615 --> 00:54:47,743 - You wanna watch that. - All right, fuck off, all right? 662 00:54:49,661 --> 00:54:51,914 But seriously, like... 663 00:54:52,539 --> 00:54:54,958 Like, up the ass? 664 00:54:55,417 --> 00:54:59,171 Do you get used to that? Can someone get used to that? I mean... 665 00:54:59,338 --> 00:55:04,593 I mean, the whole point of the digestive system is one-way traffic. 666 00:55:07,095 --> 00:55:09,139 It just is. 667 00:55:14,353 --> 00:55:15,979 What? What? 668 00:55:16,980 --> 00:55:21,819 "Just is." Like we're only given our lungs to fricking smoke, right? 669 00:55:34,998 --> 00:55:37,501 - Steve: That's hot. - Don't drop it. Please, don't drop it. 670 00:55:37,668 --> 00:55:40,754 Please, don't drop it! Oh, my god. Oh, my god. Oh, my god. 671 00:55:40,921 --> 00:55:44,132 - That sausage is great, huh? - Debbie: Haven't had eggs in a while. 672 00:55:44,299 --> 00:55:45,884 Steve: Somebody wanna get the pancakes? 673 00:55:46,051 --> 00:55:49,847 - What's all this? - Debbie wakes up earlier than I do. 674 00:55:50,013 --> 00:55:53,100 I told her I never eat breakfast but she said it's her favorite. 675 00:55:53,267 --> 00:55:55,227 - Pancakes. - And since it's her birthday... 676 00:55:55,394 --> 00:55:57,479 Fiona: No, it's not. Carl: It's not her birthday. 677 00:55:57,646 --> 00:56:01,567 - I never said it was, I said I wished it was. - Right, she said she wished it was. 678 00:56:01,733 --> 00:56:05,404 Sorry, Deb, I totally misheard that. Perforated eardrum on the right. 679 00:56:09,157 --> 00:56:10,951 Fifteen minutes before school, tops. 680 00:56:11,118 --> 00:56:13,787 - Lip: Yeah, yeah, yeah. - Ian, lip, dishes soon as you're done. 681 00:56:15,247 --> 00:56:18,041 You're not... You forgot to take the trash out. 682 00:56:21,253 --> 00:56:23,714 Debbie: Hey, it's my birthday.